ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
SQUAREPANTS!
IN BIKINI BOTTOM.
MY GOOD MOOD TODAY.
GOOD MORNING, SQUIDWARD.
squish!
WHOA! OOF!
CHEWING GUM?
THAT'S DISGUSTING.
OH, COME ON.
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OH!
squish!
bang!
zing!
REALLY BUG ME.
HUH, LITTER BUGS.
LITTERBUGS.
splat!
gulp!
pop!
slurp!
LITTER.
AHA!
BUGS.
LITTER. LITTERBUGS.
HEY, YOU,
DID YOU THROW THIS GUM AWAY?
YES, I DID.
AND I'D LIKE TO COMPLAIN.
- OH, SO YOU ADMIT YOU'RE A LITTERBUG.
- I DID—WHAT? NO.
NO, NO, I JUST STEPPED IN IT.
OH, YOU SURE DID, BUDDY.
YOU DISGUST ME.
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AS YOUR OWN PERSONAL TRASH CAN.
"BIKINI BOTTOM P.D.
"TICKET FOR LITTERING.
COMMUNITY SERVICE"?
STUPID POLICEMAN.
I'M NO LITTERBUG.
HEY, NO MORE TRASH.
LOOKS LIKE I'M DONE.
HERE, YOU CAN HAVE MINE.
squish!
splat!
CAN THINGS GET ANY WORSE?
OF COURSE THEY CAN.
- SQUILLIAM FANCYSON, MY ARCH FOE FROM BAND CLASS!
COMMUNITY SERVICE, EH?
COURT-ORDERED?
- NO, I—UM...
I'M VOLUNTEERING. YEAH.
I'M CLEANING UP BIKINI BOTTOM,
TO A WORTHY CAUSE.
OOH!
WELL, MAYBE IF YOU CLEAN UP BIKINI BOTTOM,
THEY'LL BUILD A STATUE OF YOU.
OH, WAIT!
THEY'VE ALREADY BUILT ONE...
OF ME!
IN ONLY ONE WEEK.
- BLESS YOU, SQUILLIAM FANCYSON.
BLESS YOU.
HMPH!
I'LL CLEAN UP BIKINI BOTTOM IN A DAY.
OH, LET ME HELP YOU OUT.
THERE.
THAT SHOULD GET YOU STARTED.
TA-TA!
UGH!
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HE'S SO AMAZING.
PHEW!
HMM, I'VE GOT TO FIND SOMEWHERE TO DUMP THIS LITTER.
OH, OH, OH! PERFECT.
clang!
FULL!
clunk!
THEY'RE ALL FULL!
WHOOPS! UNH!
OH, IS IT TRASH DAY?
I THOUGHT IT WAS TUESDAY.
WHAT?
NO! thunk!
- HEY, EVERYBODY, IT'S TRASH DAY!
TRASH DAY?
- HEY, HOLD ON.
STOP!
I'M NOT THE GARBAGEMAN!
HELP.
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- HUH! I'LL HELP YOU, SQUIDWARD.
- WHY ARE YOU IN A TRASH BAG?
OF A KRABBY PATTY.
TSK, TSK. ALL ALONE, POOR GUY.
I COULD GET RID OF YOUR TRASH, SQUIDWARD.
NO, THANK YOU.
I'LL DO IT MYSELF.
PLEASE LET ME HELP.
- NO. - PLEASE?
- NO. - PRETTY PLEASE?
NO WAY!
WITH CANDY SPRINKLES ON TOP?
LISTEN CLOSELY.
I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP.
BE BEATEN TO A PULP.
THAT'S HIM, MOMMY.
THAT'S THE MAN WHO STOLE MY WAGON.
BEAT HIM TO A PULP!
HI, LADY.
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- UH-UH-UH-UH.
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CAN I HELP YOU NOW?
ALL RIGHT, FINE.
YOU CAN HELP ME.
YAY!
THANK YOU, SQUIDWARD.
WELL, YOU GONNA HELP ME?
FIRST, CLOSE YOUR EYES.
WHY?
COME ON.
FINE.
- NOW WHAT? - NO PEEKING.
OH, BROTHER.
OKAY, YOU CAN OPEN YOUR EYES NOW.
OH, THIS IS SO STU...
PID.
IT'S GONE!
WHERE DID YOU PUT THE TRASH?
I PUT IT IN—
- KNOW WHAT? DON'T CARE.
THE TRASH IS GONE!
THANKS, SPONGEBOB.
I HATE YOU A LITTLE LESS NOW.
- SQUIDWARD, THAT—
THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL THING TO SAY.
- WELL, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DID IT,
OF ALL THAT TRASH.
THEY'LL HAVE THAT STATUE OF ME BUILT IN NO TIME.
boing!
MY HOUSE!
- IS THIS YOURS? - YES.
rip! smack!
TSK, TSK, TSK.
SOME PEOPLE NEVER LEARN.
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"I AM ANGRY."
SQUIDWARD, WHY ARE YOU ANGRY?
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- SPONGEBOB... - YES?
WHAT'S THIS?
YOUR GARBAGE.
WHERE'S MY HOUSE?
ON TOP OF YOUR GARBAGE.
THE DUMP WAS CLOSED.
SO I BROUGHT IT HERE.
- H-HOW?
LIKE THIS.
thud!
bang!
DO YOU WANT TO TRY?
squish!
THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH,
THIS IS THE LEAST ANNOYING.
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HEY, SQUIDWARD!
squish!
- WAIT. WAIT! ZIP IT!
I HAVE AN IDEA.
HERE. STAND IN THIS.
SEE YOU, SUCKER.
- ARE YOU SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS?
NEPTUNE, NO.
- UH-HUH.
OH, YOU GET YOUR KICKS
IN OTHER PEOPLE'S BINS, HUH?
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BUILD A STATUE OF ME.
OH, A STATUE, EH?
HEY, SQUIDWARD!
LOOK!
WHAT IS THAT?
YOUR VERY OWN STATUE!
REALLY?
GARBAGE.
I'M MADE OF GARBAGE.
YOU SURE ARE.
GREAT JOB, SPONGEBOB.
THE SCENT OF FAILURE.
MY GLORIOUS STATUE!
THIS IS YOUR STATUE?
- IT WAS.
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THANKS, SPONGEBOB.
rip! smack!
rip! squeak!
squish!
crash!
snap!
smack!
squeak!
OKAY, GARE.
I'LL GET OUT OF YOUR HAIR.
ding!
SEE YOU LATER, GARE.
OH, YOU WANT TO GO FOR A WALK.
SORRY, BUDDY, I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR A WALK RIGHT NOW.
TO THE OLD JOB.
YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO STAY HERE ALONE, LITTLE BUDDY.
BUT I PROMISE,
AS SOON AS I GET HOME, WE'LL HAVE FUN...
TOGETHER.
OKAY.
LOVE YOU, GARE BEAR.
BYE.
POOR LITTLE SNAIL,
JUST WANTED SOME FUN TIME.
HE MUST BE FEELING RIGHT NOW.
- SORRY, SIR,
HAS A STRICT NO-PET POLICY.
I'M AFRAID YOUR WORM WILL HAVE TO WAIT OUTSIDE.
OH, I COULD NEVER DO THAT.
WHEN HE'S LEFT ALONE.
SORRY, BUDDY.
I GUESS I CAN'T BUY YOU THAT KRABBY PATTY YOU WANTED.
LET'S JUST GO HOME.
EH?
HEY-HEY-HEY!
LET'S NOT BE HASTY.
NOW, WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY
A KRABBY PATTY?
LISTEN, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
FOR YOUR TROUBLES,
I'LL GIVE YOU TWO KRABBY PATTIES AT REGULAR PRICE.
SPONGEBOB,
TWO KRABBY PATTIES.
- RESPONSIBLE PET OWNER.
BY HIMSELF EVERY DAY.
I'D BETTER CALL HIM AND MAKE SURE HE'S OKAY.
TO EVEN ANSWER THE PHONE.
HELLO, YOU'VE REACHED
- COME ON, GARY—
- GARY.
TO ANSWER THE PHONE RIGHT NOW,
SO LEAVE A MESSAGE, AND WE'LL CALL YOU RIGHT BACK
FROM HAVING SO MUCH FUN...
TOGETHER!
beep!
MY OUTGOING MESSAGE IS A LIE.
GARY, ARE YOU THERE?
GARY, IT'S SPONGEBOB. JUST CHECKING IN.
- IF YOU'RE THERE, PICK UP.
- I KNOW YOU'RE FEELING REAL LONELY RIGHT NOW.
JUST HANG IN THERE, GARY.
DADDY'LL BE HOME SOON.
WELL, WELL, WELL.
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
WHAT A STROKE OF LUCK, YOU COMING BY LIKE THIS.
TO RE-TAR THE PARKING LOT.
WHY DON'T YOU GRAB A SHOVEL?
- MR. KRABS, I'D LOVE TO RE-TAR THE PARKING LOT,
BUT I'VE GOT A LONELY PET SNAIL AT HOME,
AND TECHNICALLY, MY SHIFT WAS OVER FIVE HOURS AGO.
OH, SAY NO MORE, KID.
TO YOUR PET TURTLE OR WHATEVER.
RIGHT NOW. GO!
REALLY, MR. KRABS?
YOU'LL LET ME DO THAT?
SURE.
TO FINISH THE PARKING LOT.
YOU'RE THE BEST, MR. KRABS!
POOR GARY'S BEEN HOME ALONE ALL DAY.
AT THE KRUSTY KRAB?
- WOW, DAD, IS IT REALLY MINE TO KEEP?
YEP.
TO KEEP YOU FROM FEELING LONELY.
- screech! - HUH?
BUSINESS TRIPS GUILT-FREE.
A PAL HE COULD PLAY WITH,
HE WON'T BE SO LONELY WHEN I'M AT WORK.
GEE, THANKS, DAD.
THEY'RE SO PRECIOUS.
SOLD!
I'LL TAKE THAT ONE RIGHT THERE.
HUH?
OH, YEAH, THIS IS THE ONE.
- BEWARE, BOY. THIS IS NO ORDINARY PET.
GARY'S GONNA BE SO HAPPY.
YOU MUST UNDERSTAND,
CAN BE VERY UNSTABLE,
ESPECIALLY AROUND OTHER PETS.
- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, THANKS, BYE!
WHY BOTHER?
THEY NEVER LISTEN.
SHERIFF,
I NABBED YOUR BANK ROBBER.
THERE'S YOUR CULPRIT RIGHT THERE.
NOW CUFF HIM.
HELLO, GARY!
- pop! - OH.
I BROUGHT YOU A SURPRISE!
YOUR VERY OWN PLAY PAL.
HIS NAME IS PUFFY FLUFFY,
AND HE'LL KEEP YOU COMPANY WHILE I'M AT WORK.
YOU TWO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
EAT UP, YOU TWO.
GARY! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR MANNERS?
AND SHARE WITH PUFFY FLUFFY.
COME HERE, YOU.
THERE YOU GO, FLUFFY.
NOW EAT UP!
I'M GONNA GO MAKE SOME ENCHILADAS.
- ding! - DONE!
OOH, THESE ENCHILADAS ARE HOT, HOT, HOT!
GAROLD, IT IS NOT NICE TO IGNORE NEW FRIENDS.
WHY DON'T YOU TWO PLAY A LITTLE?
THAT WILL HELP YOU BOND.
GREAT, NOW MY ENCHILADAS ARE COLD.
squeak! squeak!
- GARY, WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU, BOY, HUH?
RUINED MY ENCHILADA DINNER,
EARLY TONIGHT.
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY NOW.
- GOOD.
TO YOUR NEW FRIEND.
AW, LOOK AT YOU TWO.
SO CUTE TOGETHER.
I ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY, GARY.
NOW, YOU BE GOOD TO HIM.
GOOD NIGHT.
KNOWING THAT GARY'S
TO TAKE CARE OF HIM.
- slam!
GARY, SHAME ON YOU.
IS PERFECTLY HARMLESS.
SEE, THERE HE IS, FAST ASLEEP.
NOW, WILL YOU LET ME SLEEP, GARY, PLEASE?
GOOD NIGHT.
clang!
thud!
MMM, YOU'RE MAKING MEATBALLS, GRANDMA?
TIMEchleft-meows]LADY?
WHEW!
squeak!
smack! thud!
MM, BETTER GO CHECK
ARE GETTING ALONG.
HUH?
OH, THAT'S INTERESTING.
LAST NIGHT.
AH, WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
thud!
THAT'S UNUSUAL.
WHOA! MY LIBRARY!
MEMOIRS OF T.S. HALIBUT.
MY CLOTHES!
THIS WAS NO RANDOM SEAQUAKE.
WHO COULD'VE DONE THIS?
GARY.
I BET HE'S JEALOUS ABOUT THE NEW FRIEND.
GARY! YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE, MISTER.
GARY!
UNLOCK THIS DOOR IMMEDIATELY!
GARY! GARY, DO YOU HEAR?
GARY?
ALL RIGHT, GARY, YOU HAVE LEFT ME NO CHOICE.
bang!
thud!
GARY!
RIGHT NOW.
BAD BOY, GARY! BAD!
BAD BOY!
BAD! BAD GARY! BAD!
AND TOLD YOU AND—OH, HELLO.
ARE YOU A FRIEND OF FLUFFY?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
OKAY, NOW THIS IS STARTING TO HURT.
smack!
splat!
FLUFFY!
FLUFFY, WAIT!
WELL, GARY,
TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?
AH, THIS IS MORE LIKE IT.
FROM NOW ON, I'M TAKING YOU WHEREVER I GO.
ALONE AT HOME.
WHAT'S THAT FILTHY ANIMAL DOING IN ME KITCHEN?
IT'S ME, SPONGEBOB!
TO HELP OUT.
FREE LABOR?
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?
SERVE THEM UP, SNAIL!
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