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SPONGEBOB

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SQUAREPANTS!

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CAN I HELP YOU?

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YEAH.

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OH, LET'S SEE HERE.

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I HAVE A QUESTION
ABOUT THE KRABBY KIDDIE MEAL.

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IS IT REALLY,
REALLY, REALLY CUTE?

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ADORABLE.

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- CUTER THAN
A REGULAR KRABBY PATTY?

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- YES.
- PSSST!

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PATRICK,
GET THE KRABBY KIDDIE MEAL.

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LOOK, A REGULAR
KRABBY PATTY HERE.

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A KRABBY KIDDIE PATTY HERE.

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30% CUTER,
AND IT ONLY COSTS $1 MORE.

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- OH!
OH, YEAH!

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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
I WANT THAT!

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THAT'LL BE $4.99.

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IS THIS ENOUGH?

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NO.

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SORRY, PATRICK.

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OH, CRUD!

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THAT'S EVERYTHING I GOT!

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I HAVE AN IDEA.

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WE CAN BUY IT TOGETHER
AND SHARE IT.

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- SHARE IT?
- SURE.

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YOU SEE, SHARING
IS THE MOST WONDERFUL—

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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

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I'M FAMILIAR
WITH THE CONCEPT OF SHARING.

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ding!

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SHARING IS FUN!

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HUH, SPONGEBOB?

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OH, YEAH.

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- ARE YOU GONNA SAVE
SOME OF THAT FOR ME?

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- WHAT?
- NOTHING.

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HEY, WHERE'S THE TOY?

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- OH, IT DOESN'T COME
WITH A TOY.

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- WHAT?
THAT'S A RIP-OFF!

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I WANT MY MONEY BACK.

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MONEY BACK?

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WHAT'S THE PROBLEM HERE?

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- MY KIDDIE MEAL
DIDN'T COME WITH A TOY.

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HMM.

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AND YOU'D LIKE TO UPGRADE
TO THE TOY PACKAGE.

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IS THAT RIGHT?

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- MR. KRABS, THE KRUSTY KRAB
DOESN'T HAVE ANY TOYS.

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OH, REALLY?

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THEN WHAT DO YOU CALL... THIS?

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- AN OFFICIAL KRUSTY KRAB
LICENSED TOY?

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MY PURPOSE IN LIFE

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IS TO HAVE YOU AS MY TOY.

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YEESH.

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DISGUSTING.

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YEP, IT'S PRETTY SPECIAL,
ALL RIGHT.

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AND IT CAN BE YOURS FOR ONLY—

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ding!

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HEY, GOOD-LOOKING.

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- I LOVE YOU, OFFICIALLY
LICENSED KRABBY PATTY TOY.

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NO, TOO FORMAL.

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I THINK I'LL CALL YOU...

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OH, PATTY PAL!

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AM I INTERRUPTING?

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OH, HEY, PATRICK.

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HAVE YOU MET MY NEW TOY?

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- DON'T YOU MEAN
OUR NEW TOY?

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OUR NEW TOY?

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- IT CAME FROM THE MEAL
THAT WE'RE...

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"SHARING."

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- SHARING?
- REMEMBER?

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"SHARING IS THE MOST WONDERFUL
FEELING IN THE WORLD,

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"LIKE DANCING
WITH A MAGICAL SEA HORSE

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THROUGH AN ENCHANTED
KELP GARDEN."

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REMEMBER THOSE WORDS,
SPONGEBOB?

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I DIDN'T SAY THAT.

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BUT I GUESS
WE CAN SHARE PATTY PAL.

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- NOW CAN I SEE IT AGAIN,
PATRICK?

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WHAT?

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I THOUGHT WE WERE SHARING IT.

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WHEN'S MY TURN?

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- AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED
TO BE WORKING?

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OF COURSE.

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NOW IS IT MY TURN?

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NO.

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- HOW 'BOUT NOW?
- NAH.

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MAYBE TOMORROW.

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NIGHT-NIGHT, PATTY PAL.

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NO TOUCHING!

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SEE YOU TOMORROW.

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SAY GOOD NIGHT,
PATTY PAL.

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GOOD NIGHT, SPONGEBOB.

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GOOD NIGHT.

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foomp!

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POOR PATRICK.

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HE'S ONLY GOT
THE PATTY PAL FOR TONIGHT,

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AND HE'LL BE ASLEEP

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AND WON'T GET
TO PLAY WITH IT AT ALL!

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YES!

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TODAY IS MY PATTY PAL DAY!

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OH, THIS IS GONNA BE FUN!

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GARY, OF COURSE PATRICK

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WILL GIVE ME MY TURN
WITH THE PATTY PAL.

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- GARY, YOU CAN BE
A REAL NEGATIVE NANCY.

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I HEARD THAT.

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GOOD MORNING, PATRICK.

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HUH?

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I'M NOT HOME RIGHT NOW!

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PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE!

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BEEP!

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- PATRICK, IT'S ME,
SPONGEBOB.

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IT'S MY TURN
TO PLAY WITH THE TOY.

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I CAN'T GO OUT!

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I JUST WASHED MY HAIR!

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- YOU DON'T HAVE ANY—
COME ON OUT, PATRICK!

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IT'S MY TURN!

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GOT ANY I.D.?

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- I HAVE MY MILK SHAKE DISPENSER
OPERATOR'S LICENSE.

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HUH.

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LOOKS FAKE TO ME, PAL.

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BYE-BYE, NOW.

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- WELL, I GUESS
I HAD BEST BE GOING.

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I'M WALKING AWAY.

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HERE I GO.

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I'M GONE NOW.

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ARE YOU SURE?

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PRETTY SURE.

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HI, PATRICK!

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TIME TO SHARE!

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DECEIVER!

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YOU DIDN'T LEAVE AT ALL!

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- OH, AND YOU WERE WASHING
YOUR HAIR?

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I WAS TOO.

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SEE?

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HEE-YUP!

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NICE DISMOUNT.

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I'VE BEEN WORKING OUT.

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WELL, GOT TO GO.

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HOLD ON, BUSTER!

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HAND OVER THE TOY.

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IT'S MY TURN.

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I CAN'T.

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PATTY PAL AND ME
HAVE REALLY BONDED.

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OH, GARY WAS SO RIGHT
ABOUT YOU.

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YOU'RE A NON-SHARER!

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GARY SAID THAT?

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YOU'RE OFF MY FRIEND LIST,
GARY!

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HAND IT OVER, PATRICK.

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I GET TO PLAY
WITH THE PATTY PAL TODAY.

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YOU CAN'T TAKE IT.

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IT'S NOT FAIR!

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- HOW 'BOUT I ONLY TAKE IT
FOR HALF A DAY?

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- MM-MM!

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- HOW 'BOUT WE TRADE OFF
EVERY HOUR?

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- MM-MM!

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- EVERY HALF HOUR?
- MM-MM!

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- EVERY 15 MINUTES?
- MM-MM!

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- FIVE MINUTES?
- MM-MM!

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ONE MINUTE?

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- N-N-NO!

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WE TRADE OFF EVERY SECOND.

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ONE!

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ONE!

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ONE!

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I HATE THEM.

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HOWDY, PATRICK, SPONGEBOB.

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HI, SANDY.

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- WHAT IN TARNATION'S GOING ON
WITH YOU TWO?

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- SPONGEBOB WON'T LET ME
PLAY WITH MY TOY!

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- PATRICK WON'T SHARE
OUR TOY!

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- WHAT YOU NEED
IS A MEDIATOR.

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Y'ALL BEST SIT DOWN
AND WORK THIS OUT.

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NOW, THE MAIN PROBLEM
IN AN ARGUMENT

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IS A LACK OF COMMUNICATION.

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YOU CAN ONLY RESOLVE CONFLICT
WHEN YOU UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER.

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SO I WANT EACH OF YOU TO STATE

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WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT
TO EACH OF YOU RIGHT NOW.

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WATER!

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- WHOO!
- HOO, BOY!

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- THAT MEDIATOR LADY
MADE SOME GOOD POINTS.

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MOST DEFINITELY.

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IT TAKES UNDERSTANDING.

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COMMUNICATION IS KEY.

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GIMME!

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GIMME!

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GIMME!

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GIMME!

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- GIVE IT!
- IT'S MINE!

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IT'S MY TURN!

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NO, IT'S MINE!

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MINE!

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IF I CAN'T HAVE IT,

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NO ONE CAN!

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chomp!

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gulp!

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AH.

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NO!

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AVAST, THERE, LADDIES.

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WHAT'S ALL THIS RUCKARUS
ABOUT NOW?

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- IT'S OUR KRABBY PATTY TOY,
MR. KRABS,

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AND PATRICK ATE IT
SO THAT I COULDN'T PLAY WITH IT.

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- SPONGEBOB WON'T LET ME
PLAY WITH IT.

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- ONLY BECAUSE YOU
HOGGED IT ALL NIGHT.

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- I DID NOT!
- DID TOO!

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- NUH-UH.

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- OH, YOU TOY EATER!
- TATTLETALE!

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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, THERE.

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NOW, SETTLE DOWN.

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ALL THIS BRAWLING
IS OVER A TOY?

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YOU TWO SHOULDN'T LET
A LITTLE TRINKET

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GET BETWEEN YOUSE.

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YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED
OF YOURSELVES.

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IF I GAVE EACH OF YOU
ANOTHER TOY,

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WOULD THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY?

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YES.

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WELL, YOU'RE IN LUCK!

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YOU TWO SEEMED SO THRILLED
WITH THE TOY,

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I HAD AN ENTIRE CASE
OF 'EM MADE.

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THEY BEEN SELLING
LIKE HOTCAKES.

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THAT'LL BE $13.50 EACH.

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THIS TIME, IT'S ON ME.

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PATRICK, THAT'S MY MONEY.

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- HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING
ABOUT SHARING?

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- SPONGEBOB, ONE EXTRA LARGE
ORDER OF SEA FRIES.

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AND?

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PLEASE.

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- NOW, THAT WASN'T SO HARD,
WAS IT?

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- YES.
YES, IT WAS.

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- ONE LARGE SEA FRIES
COMING UP.

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ding!

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YAY!

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- ONE LARGE SEA FRIES,
EXTRA WEIRD.

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SPONGEBOB!

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PLEASE REPORT TO ME OFFICE.

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NOW, LISTEN UP, SON.

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I'VE CALLED YOU HERE ON
OFFICIAL KRUSTY KRAB BUSINESS.

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EVERY YEAR,
ME FELLOW CHEAPSKATE CRABS

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MEET TO DISCUSS NEW WAYS OF
BEING STINGY IN THE WORKPLACE,

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BUT MORE THAN THAT,

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THEY BESTOW THE AWARD
FOR CHEAPEST CRAB,

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AND THIS YEAR,
I'VE BEEN NOMINATED.

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CRABS... NOMINATED...
AWARD—

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AWARD?

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- SO I'LL BE OUT OF TOWN
FOR THE AWARD CEREMONY,

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AND YOU'RE COMING WITH ME.

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ROAD TRIP!

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- ON THIS TRIP,
I'M GONNA TEACH YOU

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ALL ME CHEAPSKATE KNOWLEDGE

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LIKE YOU WERE THE SON
I NEVER WANTED.

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OOH, CAN I CALL YOU DADDY?

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- NO.
- PA?

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- NO.
- POP?

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- NO.
- PAPA?

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- NO.
- MY OLD MAN?

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- NO.
- DADDYKINS?

253
00:13:00,632 --> 00:13:01,632
- MAYBE.
- GRAMPY JOE?

254
00:13:01,757 --> 00:13:03,881
- smack!
- NO.

255
00:13:04,006 --> 00:13:05,006
NOW, THIS'LL BE A GREAT
LEARNING EXPERIENCE FOR YOU,

256
00:13:05,131 --> 00:13:06,257
SO KEEP YOUR BRAIN PEELED.

257
00:13:06,382 --> 00:13:07,923
CAN DO, MR. KRABS.

258
00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:09,715
- AND IN THE TRADITION
OF THE EVENT,

259
00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:11,674
WE ARE REQUIRED
TO TRAVEL CHEAPLY,

260
00:13:11,799 --> 00:13:13,173
AND I'M GONNA TEACH YOU
THE CHEAPEST WAY TO DO IT.

261
00:13:18,215 --> 00:13:19,257
HEAVE!

262
00:13:21,173 --> 00:13:21,757
pop!

263
00:13:24,215 --> 00:13:25,923
foomp!

264
00:13:26,048 --> 00:13:28,715
- ATTENTION,
CHEAPSKATE ATTENDEES.

265
00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:32,923
I, EUGENE KRABS,
HAVE ONLY SPENT ON ME TRAVEL

266
00:13:33,048 --> 00:13:36,507
THE PRICE OF A 1¢ STAMP!

267
00:13:38,674 --> 00:13:40,465
THANK YOU.

268
00:13:40,590 --> 00:13:43,382
I'D LIKE TO SEE SOMEONE
TOP THAT.

269
00:13:43,507 --> 00:13:44,465
pop!

270
00:13:45,757 --> 00:13:47,632
CHINTZY MCGEE?

271
00:13:47,757 --> 00:13:49,507
- THANKS FOR LETTING ME
HITCH A RIDE, KRABS.

272
00:13:49,632 --> 00:13:51,507
I DIDN'T HAVE TO SPEND
A PENNY ON TRAVEL.

273
00:13:51,632 --> 00:13:54,131
OOH!

274
00:13:54,257 --> 00:13:55,549
SNAP!

275
00:13:55,674 --> 00:13:56,632
BETTER WISH HIM LUCK, KID.

276
00:13:56,757 --> 00:13:58,215
HE'LL NEED IT.

277
00:13:58,340 --> 00:13:59,215
GOOD LUCK, MR. KRABS!

278
00:13:59,340 --> 00:14:00,423
COME ON.

279
00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:06,090
YOUR ROOM, SIR.

280
00:14:06,215 --> 00:14:08,131
YOU SEE THAT, LADDIE?

281
00:14:08,257 --> 00:14:09,632
THE OUTSTRETCHED HAND
IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST DANGERS

282
00:14:09,757 --> 00:14:11,881
TO BECOMING A TRUE CHEAPSKATE.

283
00:14:12,006 --> 00:14:13,757
HE WANTS A TIP.

284
00:14:13,881 --> 00:14:15,799
WHAT'S A TIP?

285
00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:20,173
- IT MEANS HE WANTS MONEY
FOR NOTHING.

286
00:14:20,298 --> 00:14:21,632
NOW, WATCH CLOSELY.

287
00:14:21,757 --> 00:14:22,923
ting!

288
00:14:23,048 --> 00:14:24,632
THERE YOU ARE, LAD.

289
00:14:24,757 --> 00:14:27,674
WOW. A QUARTER.

290
00:14:27,799 --> 00:14:29,799
YOU, SIR,
ARE A REAL CHEAPSKATE.

291
00:14:29,923 --> 00:14:32,173
WHY, THANK YOU.

292
00:14:32,298 --> 00:14:33,465
NOW, WATCH CLOSELY, BOY.

293
00:14:33,590 --> 00:14:35,423
YOU GIVE IT A LITTLE LEAD

294
00:14:35,549 --> 00:14:38,173
AND THEN SNATCH IT BACK.

295
00:14:38,298 --> 00:14:41,923
- OH, LIKE I HAVEN'T ALREADY
SEEN THAT GAG TEN TIMES...

296
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,215
TODAY.

297
00:14:44,881 --> 00:14:46,674
GO AHEAD. GIVE IT A TRY.

298
00:14:46,799 --> 00:14:48,965
AYE, AYE, SIR.

299
00:14:49,090 --> 00:14:50,215
ting!

300
00:14:50,340 --> 00:14:51,423
HERE YOU ARE, SONNY,

301
00:14:51,549 --> 00:14:54,173
A NICE SHINY QUARTER.

302
00:15:00,382 --> 00:15:01,590
GO ON, BOY.

303
00:15:01,715 --> 00:15:03,423
YOUR QUARTER'S GETTING AWAY.

304
00:15:05,549 --> 00:15:08,507
crunch!

305
00:15:08,632 --> 00:15:10,340
QUIT FOOLING AROUND.

306
00:15:10,465 --> 00:15:11,590
I GOT AN AWARD TO WIN.

307
00:15:14,006 --> 00:15:15,340
snap!

308
00:15:15,465 --> 00:15:16,590
pop!

309
00:15:16,715 --> 00:15:17,715
MY QUARTER!

310
00:15:24,881 --> 00:15:26,298
HI, FELLERS.

311
00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:32,507
ARR, ARR, ARR, ARR, ARR.

312
00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:34,382
- YOU STILL KNOW
THE CHEAPSKATE HANDSHAKE?

313
00:15:34,507 --> 00:15:36,257
OF COURSE.

314
00:15:36,382 --> 00:15:38,632
PENNY PINCHING, PENNY PINCHING.

315
00:15:38,757 --> 00:15:40,215
WHOO!

316
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:41,923
WHOO!

317
00:15:42,048 --> 00:15:43,840
CHEAP, CHEAP, CHEAP.

318
00:15:46,048 --> 00:15:48,090
- I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE
ME FRY COOK, SPONGEBOB.

319
00:15:48,215 --> 00:15:50,006
I'VE BEEN GIVING HIM
SOME POINTERS.

320
00:15:50,131 --> 00:15:53,423
- AH, TRAINING HIM
IN THE CHEAPSKATE ARTS, EH?

321
00:15:53,549 --> 00:15:55,423
YOU'RE LEARNING
FROM THE MASTER, KIDDO.

322
00:15:55,549 --> 00:15:57,923
I COOK KRABBY PATTIES.

323
00:15:58,048 --> 00:15:59,257
YES, SURE, YOU DO.

324
00:15:59,382 --> 00:16:01,257
LATER, KRABS.

325
00:16:01,382 --> 00:16:03,173
- LAD, YOU'RE SURROUNDED
BY STINGY WISDOM,

326
00:16:03,298 --> 00:16:05,257
SO TRY TO PICK UP
SOME POINTERS,

327
00:16:05,382 --> 00:16:08,965
BUT WHATEVER YOU DO,
DON'T LEND ANYONE MONEY.

328
00:16:09,090 --> 00:16:12,423
- 25, 26—

329
00:16:12,549 --> 00:16:13,674
ding!

330
00:16:13,799 --> 00:16:15,590
LET'S MINGLE.

331
00:16:17,507 --> 00:16:19,173
- ATTENTION, PENNY-PINCHERS!

332
00:16:21,173 --> 00:16:22,674
- WHAT? WHAT'D HE SAY?
WHAT?

333
00:16:22,799 --> 00:16:24,131
OH!

334
00:16:25,423 --> 00:16:27,715
- PENNY-PINCHERS.

335
00:16:27,881 --> 00:16:29,840
- IT'S TIME TO AWARD
THE TROPHY

336
00:16:29,965 --> 00:16:33,423
FOR THIS YEAR'S
CHEAPEST CRAB.

337
00:16:37,465 --> 00:16:40,257
EUGENE KRABS
IN SIGN OF THE TIMES.

338
00:16:51,215 --> 00:16:52,881
- HUH?
- $1 PER FOOTSTEP?

339
00:16:53,006 --> 00:16:54,590
I CAN'T AFFORD THAT.

340
00:16:57,507 --> 00:16:58,382
HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE?

341
00:16:58,507 --> 00:16:59,674
ding! ding! ding!

342
00:17:02,590 --> 00:17:03,923
THANK YOU.

343
00:17:04,048 --> 00:17:05,715
GOOD STUFF!

344
00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:07,757
- NEXT UP
IS BEUFORD BARGAIN BOTTOM

345
00:17:07,881 --> 00:17:10,965
IN CONVENIENCE STORE CAPER.

346
00:17:11,090 --> 00:17:14,340
beep! beep! beep!

347
00:17:14,465 --> 00:17:16,757
- UH, YOU CHARGED ME
THREE TIMES.

348
00:17:16,881 --> 00:17:19,423
- YEAH,
THREE TIMES THE FLAVOR,

349
00:17:19,549 --> 00:17:21,423
THREE TIMES THE PRICE.

350
00:17:24,090 --> 00:17:28,840
- AND DWIGHT T. WAD
IN TYING UP LOOSE ENDS.

351
00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:39,382
AW, JEEZ.

352
00:17:39,507 --> 00:17:42,006
I DIDN'T THINK THE COMPETITION
WOULD BE SO STIFF THIS YEAR.

353
00:17:42,131 --> 00:17:44,549
I'M GONNA NEED YOUR HELP
ON THIS ONE.

354
00:17:48,423 --> 00:17:51,881
- WELL, THAT'S HIGHLY
UNCONVENTIONAL, BUT OKAY.

355
00:17:52,006 --> 00:17:53,757
WE WILL NOW HEAR A TESTIMONY

356
00:17:53,881 --> 00:17:57,423
FROM A KRUSTY KRAB EMPLOYEE.

357
00:17:57,549 --> 00:17:59,799
- I NEED YOU TO TESTIFY
ABOUT HOW CHEAP I AM,

358
00:17:59,923 --> 00:18:02,173
SO IF YOU NEED TO DO
A LITTLE EXAGGERATING...

359
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:12,090
YOU'RE NOT GETTING IT,
ARE YOU?

360
00:18:12,215 --> 00:18:14,006
- MM-MM.

361
00:18:14,131 --> 00:18:16,131
- EXAGGERATING
IS LIKE TELLING THE TRUTH,

362
00:18:16,257 --> 00:18:18,423
ONLY WITH LITTLE LIES
SPRINKLED IN

363
00:18:18,549 --> 00:18:22,131
TO MAKE IT TRUE... ER.

364
00:18:22,257 --> 00:18:24,423
YOU'RE TEACHING ME TO LIE?

365
00:18:24,549 --> 00:18:26,257
LYING IS WRONG, MR. KRABS.

366
00:18:26,382 --> 00:18:28,257
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

367
00:18:28,382 --> 00:18:30,465
EXAGGERATING IS COMPLETELY
DIFFERENT FROM LYING.

368
00:18:30,590 --> 00:18:32,465
YOU'RE TAKING THE TRUTH

369
00:18:32,590 --> 00:18:36,881
AND JUST SEASONING IT
WITH LITTLE LIES.

370
00:18:37,006 --> 00:18:39,298
I MEAN, JUST BECAUSE
YOU PUT SALT ON A KRABBY PATTY,

371
00:18:39,423 --> 00:18:42,923
IT DOESN'T MAKE IT
A "SALTY PATTY," DOES IT?

372
00:18:43,048 --> 00:18:44,173
NO?

373
00:18:44,298 --> 00:18:45,840
WELL, GOOD ENOUGH.

374
00:18:45,965 --> 00:18:46,965
JUST MAKE SURE
YOU EXAGGERATE ENOUGH

375
00:18:47,090 --> 00:18:47,590
FOR ME TO WIN.

376
00:18:53,965 --> 00:18:59,590
- UM, MR. KRABS
HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY—

377
00:18:59,715 --> 00:19:02,131
THE VERY—

378
00:19:02,257 --> 00:19:04,549
VERY RED.

379
00:19:04,674 --> 00:19:05,674
smack!

380
00:19:05,799 --> 00:19:07,298
EXAGGERATE!

381
00:19:07,423 --> 00:19:08,632
- OH...
BLUE!

382
00:19:08,757 --> 00:19:11,215
NO, ABOUT ME BEING CHEAP.

383
00:19:11,340 --> 00:19:15,215
- UM, MR. KRABS IS—IS—
IS A VERY GENEROUS EMPLOYER.

384
00:19:17,173 --> 00:19:19,465
- NO, NO, NO, NO,
EXAGGERATE THE OTHER WAY!

385
00:19:19,590 --> 00:19:21,257
- DE-EXAGGERATE, UM...

386
00:19:21,382 --> 00:19:23,298
HE'S NOT DOING IT FOR THE MONEY.

387
00:19:23,423 --> 00:19:26,923
HE IS DOING IT
FOR HIS LOYAL EMPLOYEES.

388
00:19:27,048 --> 00:19:28,881
- OH, HOW CAN HE LIVE
WITH HIMSELF?

389
00:19:29,006 --> 00:19:30,923
- GET OUT.
- JUST DISGUSTING.

390
00:19:31,048 --> 00:19:33,923
- VACATION TIME, REGULAR RAISES,

391
00:19:34,048 --> 00:19:36,257
TO MR. KRABS,
THESE ARE JUST LITTLE GIFTS

392
00:19:36,382 --> 00:19:38,006
THAT HE'S GLAD TO GIVE US

393
00:19:38,131 --> 00:19:39,465
SO THAT HE CAN SEE
THE LOOK ON OUR FACES

394
00:19:39,590 --> 00:19:40,173
WHEN HE HANDS US OUR PAYCHECK.

395
00:19:40,298 --> 00:19:41,757
GAH!

396
00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:43,257
WE'VE HEARD ENOUGH.

397
00:19:43,382 --> 00:19:45,507
DISQUALIFIED!

398
00:19:51,382 --> 00:19:55,674
- MR. KRABS, YOU LEFT SOME
BITTER TEARS ON THE NIGHTSTAND.

399
00:19:57,298 --> 00:20:00,799
THANKS.

400
00:20:00,923 --> 00:20:02,632
CHEER UP, MR. KRABS.

401
00:20:02,757 --> 00:20:04,840
YOU MAY NOT HAVE WON THE AWARD,

402
00:20:04,965 --> 00:20:07,048
BUT YOU'VE TAUGHT THIS SPONGE
A LOT ABOUT STINGINESS.

403
00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:09,048
OOH!

404
00:20:09,173 --> 00:20:11,757
I ALMOST FORGOT TO PACK
THESE HOTEL TOILETRIES!

405
00:20:11,881 --> 00:20:14,840
AND LET'S NOT FORGET
THESE HOTEL TOWELS.

406
00:20:14,965 --> 00:20:18,215
BUT ISN'T THAT STEALING?

407
00:20:18,340 --> 00:20:19,590
STEALING?

408
00:20:19,715 --> 00:20:21,048
PBBBBBBT!

409
00:20:21,173 --> 00:20:23,173
WE'RE EXAGGERATING.

410
00:20:25,340 --> 00:20:29,006
WELL, COULD WE EXAGGERATE
THIS PILLOW TOO?

411
00:20:29,131 --> 00:20:30,923
WELL, ONLY IF YOU HELP ME

412
00:20:31,048 --> 00:20:32,923
EXAGGERATE
THIS AIR CONDITIONER.

413
00:20:34,298 --> 00:20:35,881
SURE, BOY.

414
00:20:36,006 --> 00:20:39,215
BUT WHY NOT EXAGGERATE
THE WHOLE WALL?

415
00:20:46,173 --> 00:20:47,173
rip!

416
00:20:57,090 --> 00:21:00,006
WELL, I DIDN'T WIN THE AWARD,

417
00:21:00,131 --> 00:21:03,173
BUT IT'S BEEN NICE
EXAGGERATING WITH YOU, BOY.

418
00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:09,298
- DO YOU HAVE ANY HOTEL PROPERTY
IN THIS BAG?

419
00:21:09,423 --> 00:21:10,715
PREPOSTEROUS.

420
00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:12,549
THIS IS ALL MINE.

421
00:21:12,674 --> 00:21:16,048
pop!

422
00:21:18,090 --> 00:21:20,215
LOOKS LIKE HE BIT OFF
MORE THAN HE COULD CHEW.

423
00:21:27,757 --> 00:21:29,923
YOU LIFTED
THE ENTIRE HOTEL ROOM?

424
00:21:30,048 --> 00:21:33,423
- AH-AH!
EXAGGERATED.

425
00:21:38,215 --> 00:21:41,923
- THAT IS THE STINGIEST DISPLAY
I HAVE EVER SEEN.

426
00:21:42,048 --> 00:21:46,090
I DECLARE YOU THE NEW WINNER!

427
00:21:48,507 --> 00:21:49,923
SEE YOU NEXT YEAR!

428
00:21:53,715 --> 00:21:56,382
pop!

429
00:21:56,507 --> 00:22:00,090
- THANKS FOR RUINING EVERYTHING
SO I COULD WIN.

430
00:22:00,215 --> 00:22:02,382
PUT HER THERE,
SPONGEBOB, ME BOY.

431
00:22:02,507 --> 00:22:03,423
SURE.

432
00:22:03,549 --> 00:22:04,423
pop!

433
00:22:04,549 --> 00:22:05,465
OOP.

434
00:22:10,090 --> 00:22:12,799
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