1 00:00:23,627 --> 00:00:24,377 ARE YOU READY, KIDS? 2 00:00:24,502 --> 00:00:26,043 AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! 3 00:00:26,168 --> 00:00:27,585 I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 4 00:00:27,710 --> 00:00:29,669 AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! 5 00:00:35,210 --> 00:00:37,293 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 6 00:00:38,877 --> 00:00:41,085 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 7 00:00:43,293 --> 00:00:45,043 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 8 00:00:47,251 --> 00:00:49,001 - all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY? 9 00:00:49,126 --> 00:00:50,794 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 10 00:00:50,919 --> 00:00:52,794 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 11 00:00:52,919 --> 00:00:54,919 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 12 00:00:56,377 --> 00:00:57,919 SQUAREPANTS! 13 00:01:24,543 --> 00:01:26,168 I'M BORED. 14 00:01:26,293 --> 00:01:28,043 HMM, INTERESTING. 15 00:01:28,168 --> 00:01:30,251 ME TOO! 16 00:01:30,377 --> 00:01:31,543 LET'S GO LOOK 17 00:01:31,669 --> 00:01:33,669 IN OLD MAN SQUIDWARD'S SHED. 18 00:01:33,794 --> 00:01:35,335 OLD MAN SQUIDWARD'S SHED? 19 00:01:35,460 --> 00:01:38,794 YYYUUUP. 20 00:01:42,585 --> 00:01:45,043 - OOOOH. 21 00:01:45,085 --> 00:01:47,335 WHAT'S THAT? 22 00:01:49,835 --> 00:01:50,877 WHAT IS IT? 23 00:01:51,043 --> 00:01:52,585 I DON'T KNOW, PATRICK. 24 00:02:05,335 --> 00:02:06,502 IT'S OLD MAN SQUIDWARD. 25 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:09,043 HIDE! 26 00:02:13,293 --> 00:02:14,460 HMM. 27 00:02:14,585 --> 00:02:16,210 WHERE'S MY TROWEL? 28 00:02:16,335 --> 00:02:17,460 SPONGEBOB? 29 00:02:17,585 --> 00:02:18,669 YES, PATRICK? 30 00:02:18,794 --> 00:02:20,752 IS THIS A TROWEL? 31 00:02:20,877 --> 00:02:23,418 YES, PATRICK. 32 00:02:23,543 --> 00:02:25,710 OH, HERE IT IS. 33 00:02:29,794 --> 00:02:30,627 DON'T HURT US, SQUIDWARD. 34 00:02:30,752 --> 00:02:31,877 WE'RE BORED. 35 00:02:32,043 --> 00:02:33,585 TO PLAY WITH YOUR... 36 00:02:33,710 --> 00:02:35,251 WHATEVER THIS THING IS. 37 00:02:35,377 --> 00:02:37,168 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 38 00:02:40,126 --> 00:02:42,919 WITH MY LAWN MOWER? 39 00:02:43,043 --> 00:02:47,627 YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! 40 00:02:47,752 --> 00:02:50,210 YOUR LAWN, SQUIDWARD. 41 00:02:50,335 --> 00:02:53,919 AHHH! MY PATTY-FLIPPING HAND! 42 00:02:59,502 --> 00:03:01,418 KNOCK YOURSELVES OUT. 43 00:03:01,543 --> 00:03:02,585 crash! 44 00:03:11,377 --> 00:03:12,335 WHOA! 45 00:03:14,126 --> 00:03:15,877 - VROOM-VROOM-VROOM-VROOM. 46 00:03:34,502 --> 00:03:36,126 EXCUSE ME, DAVY. 47 00:03:36,251 --> 00:03:39,085 I'VE GOT MY FIRST BLIND DATE IN 400 YEARS, 48 00:03:39,210 --> 00:03:41,043 AND I'VE GOT TO LOOK GOOD. 49 00:03:41,168 --> 00:03:43,377 HMM, IT'S A LITTLE TORN. 50 00:03:43,502 --> 00:03:45,752 COURSE, IT WAS THE SHIRT I WAS BURIED IN. 51 00:03:45,877 --> 00:03:48,543 AH, MEMORIES. 52 00:03:54,835 --> 00:03:57,210 OKAY, THAT ONE'S A BIT RIPE. 53 00:03:57,335 --> 00:03:58,418 HMM. 54 00:03:58,543 --> 00:03:59,669 STAINED. 55 00:03:59,794 --> 00:04:01,043 NAW. 56 00:04:01,126 --> 00:04:02,210 TOO ITCHY. 57 00:04:02,335 --> 00:04:04,210 HEY, THERE SHE IS. 58 00:04:04,335 --> 00:04:08,251 I'VE BEEN SAVIN' THIS BEAUTY FOR A SPECIAL OCCASION. 59 00:04:10,418 --> 00:04:12,085 LOOKIN' GOOD. 60 00:04:43,335 --> 00:04:44,251 WHO— 61 00:04:47,585 --> 00:04:48,877 THE FLYIN'-- 62 00:04:50,085 --> 00:04:51,168 DUTCHMAN? 63 00:04:55,919 --> 00:04:57,919 MY BEARD! 64 00:04:58,043 --> 00:04:58,919 HEY! 65 00:04:59,043 --> 00:05:01,335 thwack! 66 00:05:08,251 --> 00:05:11,835 THE FLYIN' DUTCHMAN? 67 00:05:12,043 --> 00:05:14,251 - YOU'RE NOT THE FLYING DUTCHMAN. 68 00:05:14,377 --> 00:05:17,126 - YEAH, THE FLYING DUTCHMAN HAS A BEARD. 69 00:05:17,251 --> 00:05:19,043 - I DON'T LOOK LIKE 70 00:05:19,168 --> 00:05:22,752 CUT OFF MY BEARD! 71 00:05:22,877 --> 00:05:24,919 - OH, MAKES YOU LOOK A THOUSAND YEARS YOUNGER. 72 00:05:25,043 --> 00:05:26,460 I DON'T WANT TO LOOK YOUNGER. 73 00:05:26,585 --> 00:05:28,293 I HATE YOUTH. 74 00:05:28,418 --> 00:05:30,919 I'LL PROBABLY GET PIMPLES AGAIN. 75 00:05:31,043 --> 00:05:33,043 WILL JUST GROW BACK. 76 00:05:33,168 --> 00:05:35,418 OF MY FACIAL HAIR. 77 00:05:35,543 --> 00:05:39,251 IT'LL TAKE A THOUSAND YEARS FOR MY BEARD TO GROW BACK! 78 00:05:39,377 --> 00:05:42,543 - I'M SORRY, BUT WE DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE GHOSTS. 79 00:05:42,669 --> 00:05:44,835 - WELL, MAYBE IT'S TIME YOU LEARNED. 80 00:05:45,043 --> 00:05:47,835 UNTIL MY BEARD GROWS BACK, 81 00:05:48,043 --> 00:05:51,043 I'M GONNA TURN YOU TWO FOOLS INTO GHOSTS. 82 00:05:51,126 --> 00:05:52,502 PREPARE TO BE... 83 00:05:52,627 --> 00:05:54,210 GHOSTIFIED. 84 00:05:54,335 --> 00:05:55,877 GHOSTIFIED? 85 00:05:57,043 --> 00:05:58,752 THAT'S NOT EVEN A REAL WORD. 86 00:06:04,335 --> 00:06:07,669 - OKAY, YOU'RE HAVING TOO MUCH FUN. 87 00:06:13,835 --> 00:06:15,418 - WE'RE MERMAIDS. 88 00:06:15,543 --> 00:06:17,293 YOU'RE GHOSTS! 89 00:06:17,418 --> 00:06:19,043 OHH. 90 00:06:19,085 --> 00:06:20,502 WE'RE GHOSTS. 91 00:06:20,627 --> 00:06:22,835 YAY! 92 00:06:23,043 --> 00:06:25,585 - THIS ISN'T REALLY WORKING OUT THE WAY I IMAGINED. 93 00:06:30,043 --> 00:06:35,669 OHHHHHHH. 94 00:06:35,794 --> 00:06:40,752 SQUIIIIDWARRRRRD. 95 00:06:40,877 --> 00:06:43,794 IT'S SPONGEBOOOOB. 96 00:06:43,919 --> 00:06:46,710 AND PATRIIIICK. 97 00:06:46,835 --> 00:06:51,418 WE'RE GHOOOOOSTS. 98 00:06:51,543 --> 00:06:55,835 OOOOOOOH. 99 00:06:56,043 --> 00:07:01,543 - WE'RE GOING TO HAUNT YOU FOREVEEEEER. 100 00:07:01,669 --> 00:07:03,335 OHHHHHHH. 101 00:07:07,168 --> 00:07:09,043 - EH, WELL, THAT KILLED THE MOOD. 102 00:07:09,126 --> 00:07:12,460 OOOOOOOH. 103 00:07:12,585 --> 00:07:14,752 - I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE LENT THEM MY LAWN MOWER. 104 00:07:17,293 --> 00:07:19,043 GOOD NIGHT, PATRICK. 105 00:07:19,168 --> 00:07:21,627 CAN SURE TIRE YOU OUT. 106 00:07:21,752 --> 00:07:23,627 GOOD NIGHT, GHOST BUDDY. 107 00:07:27,377 --> 00:07:28,543 THAT'S ODD. 108 00:07:28,669 --> 00:07:29,585 HOWEVER SHALL I GET IN? 109 00:07:29,710 --> 00:07:30,585 BLAHRB! 110 00:07:30,710 --> 00:07:31,877 OH. 111 00:07:32,043 --> 00:07:33,543 HMM, WELL, THAT'S HANDY. 112 00:07:33,669 --> 00:07:36,669 I AM BEAT. 113 00:07:36,794 --> 00:07:38,043 WELL, I DON'T NEED TO TAKE THE STAIRS. 114 00:08:04,752 --> 00:08:06,627 HEY, PATRICK, 115 00:08:06,752 --> 00:08:08,543 I DIDN'T SLEEP SO GOOD LAST NIGHT. 116 00:08:08,669 --> 00:08:10,210 I DIDN'T SLEEP AT ALL. 117 00:08:10,335 --> 00:08:12,168 THROUGH MY EYELIDS. 118 00:08:13,627 --> 00:08:14,835 MY EYELIDS! 119 00:08:15,043 --> 00:08:16,835 I'M LATE FOR WORK. 120 00:08:17,043 --> 00:08:18,335 MY EYELIDS. 121 00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:23,251 DON'T WORRY, MR. KRABS. I'M HERE. 122 00:08:25,502 --> 00:08:28,043 AAAAH! MERMAID! 123 00:08:28,126 --> 00:08:29,585 SPONGEBOB, YOU'RE LATE. 124 00:08:29,710 --> 00:08:31,043 WHY ARE YOU BRIGHT GREEN? 125 00:08:31,085 --> 00:08:32,627 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LEGS? 126 00:08:32,752 --> 00:08:34,835 HE'S A GHOST, MR. KRABS. 127 00:08:35,043 --> 00:08:36,043 A GHOST, EH? 128 00:08:36,126 --> 00:08:37,502 KRABBY PATTIES? 129 00:08:37,627 --> 00:08:39,126 CAN DO, MR. KRABS. 130 00:08:39,251 --> 00:08:40,877 - THEN GET YOUR CAPTAIN'S QUARTERS IN THE KITCHEN. 131 00:08:41,043 --> 00:08:44,710 - AYE, AYE, OH, LIVING EMPLOYER. 132 00:08:44,835 --> 00:08:47,543 EW. 133 00:08:57,335 --> 00:08:59,585 clink! 134 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:03,919 splat! 135 00:09:28,669 --> 00:09:30,919 I CAN'T COOK KRABBY PATTIES. 136 00:09:31,043 --> 00:09:34,043 I DON'T WANT TO BE A GHOST ANYMORE, PATRICK. 137 00:09:34,085 --> 00:09:35,126 I DON'T EITHER. 138 00:09:35,251 --> 00:09:37,335 I CAN'T EAT ANYTHING. 139 00:09:37,460 --> 00:09:39,919 RIGHT THROUGH ME. 140 00:09:41,502 --> 00:09:43,210 UGH. 141 00:09:43,335 --> 00:09:46,043 WILL CHANGE US BACK. 142 00:09:46,126 --> 00:09:48,585 - YEAH, LET'S GO SEE THE FLYING DUTCHMAN. 143 00:09:51,210 --> 00:09:55,043 - AH, AT LEAST I STILL HAVE MY PERSONALITY. 144 00:09:55,085 --> 00:09:57,085 CHANGE US BACK. CHANGE US BACK. 145 00:09:57,210 --> 00:09:59,752 - WE DON'T LIKE BEING GHOSTS. I HATE BEING A GHOST. 146 00:09:59,877 --> 00:10:02,210 PLEASE, MR. DUTCHMAN, WE CAN'T TAKE IT. 147 00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:04,794 AND GROANING. 148 00:10:04,919 --> 00:10:06,669 INVISIBLE TO THE WORLD. 149 00:10:06,794 --> 00:10:08,710 LIVING WITHOUT A SOUL. 150 00:10:08,835 --> 00:10:09,877 IT'S MISERABLE. 151 00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:12,418 LIVE LIKE THIS? 152 00:10:18,710 --> 00:10:21,085 - HMM, I GUESS YOU FEEL MY PAIN. 153 00:10:21,210 --> 00:10:23,710 I'LL LIFT THE CURSE FROM YOU. 154 00:10:30,043 --> 00:10:31,168 snap! 155 00:10:33,585 --> 00:10:35,502 HEY, WE'RE STILL GHOSTS. 156 00:10:35,627 --> 00:10:37,001 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 157 00:10:37,126 --> 00:10:39,710 WHEN MY BEARD GROWS BACK. 158 00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:43,335 BUT WE WANT TO BE NORMAL NOW. 159 00:10:43,460 --> 00:10:45,001 - WELL, I WANT TO BE ON MY DATE NOW. 160 00:10:45,126 --> 00:10:47,627 LOUSED THAT UP TOO. 161 00:10:50,043 --> 00:10:52,877 - WE'RE STILL GHOSTS BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GO ON YOUR DATE? 162 00:10:53,001 --> 00:10:57,669 - AND YOU CAN'T GO ON YOUR DATE BECAUSE YOU'RE UGLY? 163 00:10:57,794 --> 00:10:59,502 MAKEOVER. 164 00:11:01,794 --> 00:11:04,210 boing! 165 00:11:04,335 --> 00:11:05,168 sproing! 166 00:11:31,418 --> 00:11:32,543 THANKS, FELLAS. 167 00:11:32,669 --> 00:11:33,543 I LOVE THE NEW BEARD. 168 00:11:34,919 --> 00:11:36,377 WELL, I'M OFF ON MY DATE. 169 00:11:36,502 --> 00:11:37,835 DON'T WAIT UP. 170 00:11:39,835 --> 00:11:41,335 I DON'T GET IT. 171 00:11:41,460 --> 00:11:43,043 SEVERAL MONTHS LATER... 172 00:11:45,752 --> 00:11:47,418 - WELL, HERE WE ARE SEVERAL MONTHS LATER. 173 00:11:47,543 --> 00:11:49,418 HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND ARE DOING. 174 00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:52,043 I CAN'T DO IT. 175 00:11:52,126 --> 00:11:53,835 SHE WANTS TO MARRY ME. 176 00:11:54,043 --> 00:11:56,418 I AIN'T THE MARRYIN' TYPE. 177 00:11:59,335 --> 00:12:01,043 AAAHHH! 178 00:12:18,293 --> 00:12:19,126 ding! 179 00:12:21,085 --> 00:12:24,085 AH, WHAT A DAY. 180 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:34,210 GOOD MORNING, KRUSTY KRAB. 181 00:12:34,335 --> 00:12:35,710 OH, SORRY, SQUIDWARD. 182 00:12:35,835 --> 00:12:36,752 DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE. 183 00:12:36,877 --> 00:12:38,377 NOT A PROBLEM, SPONGEBOB. 184 00:12:38,502 --> 00:12:41,210 NOT A PROBLEM AT ALL. 185 00:12:41,335 --> 00:12:44,043 - SPECIALS? WE DON'T HAVE SPECIALS. 186 00:12:53,126 --> 00:12:54,418 GOOD MORNING, SIR. 187 00:12:54,543 --> 00:12:56,460 WELCOME TO THE KRUSTY KRAB. 188 00:12:57,919 --> 00:13:00,877 I THINK I'LL HAVE A KRABBY PATTY. 189 00:13:01,043 --> 00:13:01,877 thwap! 190 00:13:03,293 --> 00:13:04,919 OOH. 191 00:13:05,043 --> 00:13:07,335 ONE KRABBY PATTY COMIN' UP. 192 00:13:07,460 --> 00:13:09,627 - MR. SQUIDWARD, YOU'RE IN A CHIPPER MOOD THIS MORNIN'. 193 00:13:12,210 --> 00:13:13,377 IN THE MAIL OR SOMETHIN'? 194 00:13:13,502 --> 00:13:14,502 EVEN BETTER. 195 00:13:16,210 --> 00:13:18,293 IMMEDIATELY AFTER WORK TODAY, 196 00:13:18,418 --> 00:13:21,043 SO AIN'T NOTHING GONNA RUIN MY DAY. 197 00:13:23,043 --> 00:13:24,919 - OOH, OOH, TERRIBLY SORRY, SIR. 198 00:13:25,043 --> 00:13:26,043 NO NEED. 199 00:13:26,168 --> 00:13:29,043 SEE? NOT A DROP. 200 00:13:33,835 --> 00:13:38,085 I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! 201 00:13:38,210 --> 00:13:40,752 - I TOLD YOU. THERE'S NO EARLY BIRD SPECIAL. 202 00:13:40,877 --> 00:13:43,210 NOW, STOP CALLIN' ME HERE, MOTHER. 203 00:13:43,335 --> 00:13:44,752 THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE. 204 00:13:44,877 --> 00:13:46,085 - WHAT? - THIS. 205 00:13:46,210 --> 00:13:47,794 - NICE TO HAVE YOU BACK, SQUIDWARD. 206 00:13:47,919 --> 00:13:50,210 THIS IS AN OUTRAGE. 207 00:13:54,043 --> 00:13:56,043 INTO THIS RESTAURANT. 208 00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:59,335 TO PUT MY STUFF. 209 00:13:59,460 --> 00:14:01,502 HMM. OKAY. 210 00:14:01,627 --> 00:14:03,502 WITH THE NACHO CHEESE. 211 00:14:03,627 --> 00:14:04,752 NO ONE'S GONE NEAR THAT IN YEARS. 212 00:14:04,877 --> 00:14:06,919 YOU EVER READ THIS, KRABS? 213 00:14:07,043 --> 00:14:09,293 LABOR REGULATIONS? 214 00:14:09,418 --> 00:14:13,669 EW, GROSS! 215 00:14:13,794 --> 00:14:15,919 GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME. 216 00:14:16,043 --> 00:14:18,126 IT'S GIVIN' ME HIVES. 217 00:14:24,168 --> 00:14:27,126 WITH A SECURE, CLEAN PLACE TO STORE PERSONAL PROPERTY. 218 00:14:27,251 --> 00:14:29,085 AH, BLAST YOU, SQUIDWARD. 219 00:14:29,210 --> 00:14:31,085 YOU DRIVE A HARD BARGAIN. 220 00:14:31,210 --> 00:14:33,251 SOMETHING UP FOR YOU. 221 00:14:34,710 --> 00:14:37,543 YEAH, SIZZLE THOSE JUICES. 222 00:14:41,794 --> 00:14:44,251 OH, HERE WE GO. 223 00:14:44,377 --> 00:14:45,335 FOUND IT. 224 00:14:45,460 --> 00:14:47,627 WOW. WHAT IS IT? 225 00:14:47,752 --> 00:14:49,627 IT'S ME OLD NAVY LOCKER. 226 00:14:49,752 --> 00:14:51,335 GOOD AS NEW. 227 00:14:51,460 --> 00:14:53,168 WHO'S THAT, MR. KRABS? 228 00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:55,710 TO BE CORPORAL STERLING, LAD. 229 00:14:55,835 --> 00:14:57,794 I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THAT PRANK. 230 00:14:57,919 --> 00:15:00,418 SQUIDWARD, YOUR LOCKER'S READY. 231 00:15:00,543 --> 00:15:03,251 - OOH, DO WE GET TO SHARE THIS LOCKER LIKE WE SHARE HAIRNETS? 232 00:15:03,377 --> 00:15:05,460 NOT IN A WHALE'S AGE. 233 00:15:05,585 --> 00:15:07,835 - NOW, NOT SO FAST, MR. SQUIDWARD. 234 00:15:10,585 --> 00:15:12,794 FOR PERSONAL ITEMS. 235 00:15:12,919 --> 00:15:16,919 BY LAW TO SHARE. 236 00:15:17,085 --> 00:15:19,835 OH, I SUPPOSE I CAN SHARE, 237 00:15:20,043 --> 00:15:21,710 IT'S REQUIRED BY LAW. 238 00:15:21,835 --> 00:15:23,794 HEY, THIS THING IS FILTHY. 239 00:15:23,919 --> 00:15:25,377 YOU DON'T EXPECT ME TO CLEAN IT. 240 00:15:25,502 --> 00:15:27,126 NO, HE DOESN'T. 241 00:15:27,251 --> 00:15:29,293 AND I DON'T EITHER. 242 00:15:47,377 --> 00:15:50,043 - BLIMEY. SHE HASN'T SPARKLED LIKE THIS SINCE BOOT CAMP. 243 00:15:50,168 --> 00:15:51,377 CARRY ON, BOYS. 244 00:15:51,502 --> 00:15:53,418 IMPRESSIVE INDEED. 245 00:15:53,543 --> 00:15:56,043 LITTLE HANDS TO YOUR SIDE. 246 00:15:56,085 --> 00:15:57,710 YOU GOT IT, SQUIDWARD. 247 00:15:57,835 --> 00:16:00,460 TO STORE MY TOOTHBRUSH. 248 00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:02,210 JUST DON'T TOUCH MY CLARINET. 249 00:16:02,335 --> 00:16:05,418 WILL HAPPEN. 250 00:16:06,877 --> 00:16:11,043 ORDER UP, SPONGEBOB. 251 00:16:11,126 --> 00:16:12,794 SPONGEBOB, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? 252 00:16:12,919 --> 00:16:14,335 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FRY COOKING. 253 00:16:14,460 --> 00:16:16,043 NOT TO TOUCH MY STUFF. 254 00:16:16,126 --> 00:16:17,043 I DIDN'T. 255 00:16:17,085 --> 00:16:18,794 I WORE PROTECTIVE GLOVES. 256 00:16:18,919 --> 00:16:21,168 AND BESIDES, DON'T YOU LIKE HOW CLASSY IT LOOKS NOW? 257 00:16:21,293 --> 00:16:23,043 VELVET? 258 00:16:23,126 --> 00:16:25,043 - NOW, I'D LIKE TO STAND BY AND IDLY CHAT WITH YOU, SQUIDWARD, 259 00:16:25,168 --> 00:16:27,043 TO MY KRUSTY KRAB DUTIES. 260 00:16:27,085 --> 00:16:28,710 IN THE FUTURE, 261 00:16:28,835 --> 00:16:30,043 TO A MINIMUM, SIR, PLEASE. 262 00:16:33,752 --> 00:16:36,043 - AND HERE IS YOUR CHANGE, MA'AM. 263 00:16:38,752 --> 00:16:40,835 WHAT IS THAT IDIOT DOING NOW? 264 00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:43,377 LOOSE CHANGE. 265 00:16:44,502 --> 00:16:45,418 AAAAARRRR! 266 00:16:50,794 --> 00:16:52,919 - I HOPE YOU'RE NOT TRYING 267 00:16:53,043 --> 00:16:54,168 INTO THAT LOCKER. 268 00:16:54,293 --> 00:16:55,919 - TOO LATE. IT'S ALREADY DONE. 269 00:16:56,043 --> 00:16:58,168 - IF YOU SMASHED MY CLARINET, SO HELP ME, NEPTUNE, I WILL— 270 00:16:58,293 --> 00:17:02,418 - DON'T WORRY, SQUIDWARD. THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM. 271 00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:04,251 I EXPANDED A BIT. 272 00:17:04,377 --> 00:17:06,543 - WELL, IT'S ALL FINE AND DANDY, BUT WHERE'S MY CLARINET? 273 00:17:06,669 --> 00:17:07,919 WELL, THAT'S SIMPLE. 274 00:17:10,251 --> 00:17:15,168 AND FIND SQUIDWARD'S CLARINET, DRAWER 36.8-B. 275 00:17:15,293 --> 00:17:16,418 SEE? 276 00:17:16,543 --> 00:17:18,043 FINE, BUT REMEMBER, 277 00:17:18,126 --> 00:17:20,627 THAT NOTHING HAPPENS TO IT. 278 00:17:20,752 --> 00:17:22,585 NO WORRIES, BUDDY. 279 00:17:22,710 --> 00:17:23,710 YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS. 280 00:17:25,126 --> 00:17:26,126 EAT UP. 281 00:17:27,543 --> 00:17:29,126 WHAT'S HE DOING? 282 00:17:30,669 --> 00:17:32,585 MAY I ORDER, PLEASE? 283 00:17:32,710 --> 00:17:34,502 - ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO YOU WANT? 284 00:17:34,627 --> 00:17:35,502 - I'LL HAVE— 285 00:17:37,126 --> 00:17:39,210 EVERYTHING OKAY BACK THERE? 286 00:17:39,335 --> 00:17:42,168 - YEAH, JUST A BIT OF, UM, RENOVATION. 287 00:17:46,585 --> 00:17:48,126 MY CLARINET. 288 00:17:48,251 --> 00:17:49,085 SPONGEBOB. 289 00:17:50,251 --> 00:17:51,168 SPONGEBOB? 290 00:17:51,293 --> 00:17:53,752 THERE, 36.8-B. 291 00:17:53,877 --> 00:17:55,418 A NOTE? 292 00:17:55,543 --> 00:17:58,293 - "ITEM HAS BEEN TEMPORARILY MOVED DURING RECONSTRUCTION. 293 00:17:58,418 --> 00:18:02,335 RELOCATED TO SHELF 1,018.2-E." 294 00:18:02,460 --> 00:18:04,543 SPONGEBOB. 295 00:18:04,669 --> 00:18:07,835 1,018.2-E. 296 00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:09,460 ANOTHER NOTE? 297 00:18:09,585 --> 00:18:14,293 - "OOPS. DID I SAY 1,018.2-E? 298 00:18:14,418 --> 00:18:18,877 "I MEANT 2,019.3-M. 299 00:18:19,043 --> 00:18:20,168 SORRY." 300 00:18:20,293 --> 00:18:22,043 SPONGEBOB? 301 00:18:22,126 --> 00:18:23,043 SPONGEBOB? 302 00:18:24,168 --> 00:18:25,919 SPONGEBOB, WAIT. 303 00:18:38,293 --> 00:18:41,669 - SPONGEBOB, I DO NOT PLAY GAMES. 304 00:18:42,794 --> 00:18:46,210 WHERE AM I? 305 00:18:46,335 --> 00:18:47,377 WHAT IS THIS PLACE? 306 00:18:49,377 --> 00:18:50,877 MY CLARINET. 307 00:18:55,043 --> 00:18:56,835 - HEY, COME BACK. I NEED MY CLARINET. 308 00:18:57,043 --> 00:18:57,835 COME BACK. 309 00:18:58,043 --> 00:18:58,877 WHERE ARE YOU? 310 00:18:59,043 --> 00:19:01,377 SPONGEBOB—OOF. 311 00:19:01,502 --> 00:19:05,251 OF THE HORNED FOREST. 312 00:19:05,377 --> 00:19:07,919 STATE YOUR BUSINESS HERE. 313 00:19:08,043 --> 00:19:10,377 - I—I'M TRYING TO FIND MY CLARINET. 314 00:19:10,502 --> 00:19:12,502 YOUR CLARINET? 315 00:19:12,627 --> 00:19:14,251 YES, MY CLARINET, 316 00:19:14,377 --> 00:19:16,293 OF WHICH I AM THE PROUD OWNER. 317 00:19:21,210 --> 00:19:25,126 A CLARINET IS NOT OWNED. 318 00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:27,835 WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME WHY YOU'RE REALLY HERE? 319 00:19:28,043 --> 00:19:30,168 YOU CALLIN' ME A LIAR? 320 00:19:30,293 --> 00:19:33,168 I DON'T APPRECIATE YOUR TONE. 321 00:19:33,293 --> 00:19:35,627 - I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN TO OFFEND YOU. 322 00:19:38,418 --> 00:19:41,710 WITHOUT PERSECUTION. 323 00:19:41,835 --> 00:19:44,752 YOU NEED TO LEARN RESPECT. 324 00:19:44,877 --> 00:19:47,710 I'VE LEARNED. 325 00:19:47,835 --> 00:19:49,710 I'VE LEARNED RESPECT. 326 00:19:49,835 --> 00:19:51,794 I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. 327 00:19:51,919 --> 00:19:55,293 AAAHHH! 328 00:20:01,752 --> 00:20:03,251 STAND STILL, YOU IDIOT. 329 00:20:05,502 --> 00:20:08,043 I GOT YOU NOW. 330 00:20:10,585 --> 00:20:12,293 AHA. 331 00:20:13,418 --> 00:20:14,293 SPONGEBOB? 332 00:20:14,418 --> 00:20:15,293 SPONGEBOB? 333 00:20:23,919 --> 00:20:26,168 HA-HA-HA. 334 00:20:26,293 --> 00:20:28,335 GAH. 335 00:20:31,460 --> 00:20:33,919 AAAHH! 336 00:20:43,168 --> 00:20:44,251 ding! 337 00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:47,001 I WIN! I WIN! 338 00:20:47,126 --> 00:20:49,627 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 339 00:20:49,752 --> 00:20:53,251 - YOU TELL ME, WHAT IN THE WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS IS THIS PLACE? 340 00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:54,710 AND HOW DID YOU GET SO BIG? 341 00:20:54,835 --> 00:20:57,335 HMM, MUST BE ALL THE PRESSURE. 342 00:20:57,460 --> 00:20:58,418 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 343 00:20:58,543 --> 00:21:00,418 IT MUST BE... 344 00:21:00,543 --> 00:21:03,585 THE PRESSURE. 345 00:21:03,710 --> 00:21:06,335 I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE! 346 00:21:06,460 --> 00:21:07,877 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING, YOU IMBECILE? 347 00:21:24,293 --> 00:21:26,543 ALMOST GOT YOU. 348 00:21:26,669 --> 00:21:28,043 OOF. OOF. 349 00:21:38,043 --> 00:21:41,085 OUT OF 20 BUCKS FOR A KRABBY PATTY. 350 00:21:45,168 --> 00:21:47,168 SQUIDWARD, ARE YOU OKAY? 351 00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:52,085 SUCH A NIGHTMARE. 352 00:21:52,210 --> 00:21:54,460 - SQUIDWARD, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY, BUDDY? 353 00:21:56,293 --> 00:21:58,210 IN THERE. 354 00:21:58,335 --> 00:21:59,669 IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 355 00:21:59,794 --> 00:22:02,835 - CLARIN—OH, YOU MEAN THIS. 356 00:22:03,043 --> 00:22:04,210 WHERE DID YOU GET THAT? 357 00:22:04,335 --> 00:22:06,502 - WELL, WITH ALL THE RUCKUS YOU WERE MAKING OVER IT, 358 00:22:06,627 --> 00:22:08,835 JUST TO MAKE SURE IT WAS SAFE. 359 00:22:10,585 --> 00:22:12,168 CALL IT A FRIENDLY GESTURE. 360 00:22:12,293 --> 00:22:14,710 - I'LL SHOW YOU A FRIENDLY GESTURE. 361 00:22:14,835 --> 00:22:18,168 THE HORROR I'VE ENDURED? 362 00:22:18,293 --> 00:22:22,168 LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT! 363 00:22:29,210 --> 00:22:30,043 crash! 364 00:22:34,835 --> 00:22:36,418 AH. 365 00:22:40,168 --> 00:22:42,210 - ARE YOU READY, MR. SQUIDWARD? 366 00:22:42,335 --> 00:22:44,043 YES, YES, I AM. 367 00:22:44,126 --> 00:22:46,502 AS A MATTER OF FACT, YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE 368 00:22:46,627 --> 00:22:47,835 TO GET— 369 00:22:48,043 --> 00:22:49,043 GAAHHH! 370 00:22:49,168 --> 00:22:50,126 HI, SQUIDWARD. 371 00:22:50,251 --> 00:22:51,293 YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE 372 00:22:51,418 --> 00:22:52,502 TO GET HERE. 373 00:22:52,627 --> 00:22:56,710 AHHHHHHHHHHH! 374 00:22:56,835 --> 00:22:59,043 - HUH, I WAS JUST GOING TO BRING HIM HIS CLARINET. 375 00:23:02,794 --> 00:23:05,210 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com