ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
SQUAREPANTS!
I'M BORED.
HMM, INTERESTING.
ME TOO!
LET'S GO LOOK
IN OLD MAN SQUIDWARD'S SHED.
OLD MAN SQUIDWARD'S SHED?
YYYUUUP.
- OOOOH.
WHAT'S THAT?
WHAT IS IT?
I DON'T KNOW, PATRICK.
IT'S OLD MAN SQUIDWARD.
HIDE!
HMM.
WHERE'S MY TROWEL?
SPONGEBOB?
YES, PATRICK?
IS THIS A TROWEL?
YES, PATRICK.
OH, HERE IT IS.
DON'T HURT US, SQUIDWARD.
WE'RE BORED.
TO PLAY WITH YOUR...
WHATEVER THIS THING IS.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
WITH MY LAWN MOWER?
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
YOUR LAWN, SQUIDWARD.
AHHH! MY PATTY-FLIPPING HAND!
KNOCK YOURSELVES OUT.
crash!
WHOA!
- VROOM-VROOM-VROOM-VROOM.
EXCUSE ME, DAVY.
I'VE GOT MY FIRST BLIND DATE IN 400 YEARS,
AND I'VE GOT TO LOOK GOOD.
HMM, IT'S A LITTLE TORN.
COURSE, IT WAS THE SHIRT I WAS BURIED IN.
AH, MEMORIES.
OKAY, THAT ONE'S A BIT RIPE.
HMM.
STAINED.
NAW.
TOO ITCHY.
HEY, THERE SHE IS.
I'VE BEEN SAVIN' THIS BEAUTY FOR A SPECIAL OCCASION.
LOOKIN' GOOD.
WHO—
THE FLYIN'--
DUTCHMAN?
MY BEARD!
HEY!
thwack!
THE FLYIN' DUTCHMAN?
- YOU'RE NOT THE FLYING DUTCHMAN.
- YEAH, THE FLYING DUTCHMAN HAS A BEARD.
- I DON'T LOOK LIKE
CUT OFF MY BEARD!
- OH, MAKES YOU LOOK A THOUSAND YEARS YOUNGER.
I DON'T WANT TO LOOK YOUNGER.
I HATE YOUTH.
I'LL PROBABLY GET PIMPLES AGAIN.
WILL JUST GROW BACK.
OF MY FACIAL HAIR.
IT'LL TAKE A THOUSAND YEARS FOR MY BEARD TO GROW BACK!
- I'M SORRY, BUT WE DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE GHOSTS.
- WELL, MAYBE IT'S TIME YOU LEARNED.
UNTIL MY BEARD GROWS BACK,
I'M GONNA TURN YOU TWO FOOLS INTO GHOSTS.
PREPARE TO BE...
GHOSTIFIED.
GHOSTIFIED?
THAT'S NOT EVEN A REAL WORD.
- OKAY, YOU'RE HAVING TOO MUCH FUN.
- WE'RE MERMAIDS.
YOU'RE GHOSTS!
OHH.
WE'RE GHOSTS.
YAY!
- THIS ISN'T REALLY WORKING OUT THE WAY I IMAGINED.
OHHHHHHH.
SQUIIIIDWARRRRRD.
IT'S SPONGEBOOOOB.
AND PATRIIIICK.
WE'RE GHOOOOOSTS.
OOOOOOOH.
- WE'RE GOING TO HAUNT YOU FOREVEEEEER.
OHHHHHHH.
- EH, WELL, THAT KILLED THE MOOD.
OOOOOOOH.
- I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE LENT THEM MY LAWN MOWER.
GOOD NIGHT, PATRICK.
CAN SURE TIRE YOU OUT.
GOOD NIGHT, GHOST BUDDY.
THAT'S ODD.
HOWEVER SHALL I GET IN?
BLAHRB!
OH.
HMM, WELL, THAT'S HANDY.
I AM BEAT.
WELL, I DON'T NEED TO TAKE THE STAIRS.
HEY, PATRICK,
I DIDN'T SLEEP SO GOOD LAST NIGHT.
I DIDN'T SLEEP AT ALL.
THROUGH MY EYELIDS.
MY EYELIDS!
I'M LATE FOR WORK.
MY EYELIDS.
DON'T WORRY, MR. KRABS. I'M HERE.
AAAAH! MERMAID!
SPONGEBOB, YOU'RE LATE.
WHY ARE YOU BRIGHT GREEN?
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LEGS?
HE'S A GHOST, MR. KRABS.
A GHOST, EH?
KRABBY PATTIES?
CAN DO, MR. KRABS.
- THEN GET YOUR CAPTAIN'S QUARTERS IN THE KITCHEN.
- AYE, AYE, OH, LIVING EMPLOYER.
EW.
clink!
splat!
I CAN'T COOK KRABBY PATTIES.
I DON'T WANT TO BE A GHOST ANYMORE, PATRICK.
I DON'T EITHER.
I CAN'T EAT ANYTHING.
RIGHT THROUGH ME.
UGH.
WILL CHANGE US BACK.
- YEAH, LET'S GO SEE THE FLYING DUTCHMAN.
- AH, AT LEAST I STILL HAVE MY PERSONALITY.
CHANGE US BACK. CHANGE US BACK.
- WE DON'T LIKE BEING GHOSTS. I HATE BEING A GHOST.
PLEASE, MR. DUTCHMAN, WE CAN'T TAKE IT.
AND GROANING.
INVISIBLE TO THE WORLD.
LIVING WITHOUT A SOUL.
IT'S MISERABLE.
LIVE LIKE THIS?
- HMM, I GUESS YOU FEEL MY PAIN.
I'LL LIFT THE CURSE FROM YOU.
snap!
HEY, WE'RE STILL GHOSTS.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
WHEN MY BEARD GROWS BACK.
BUT WE WANT TO BE NORMAL NOW.
- WELL, I WANT TO BE ON MY DATE NOW.
LOUSED THAT UP TOO.
- WE'RE STILL GHOSTS BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GO ON YOUR DATE?
- AND YOU CAN'T GO ON YOUR DATE BECAUSE YOU'RE UGLY?
MAKEOVER.
boing!
sproing!
THANKS, FELLAS.
I LOVE THE NEW BEARD.
WELL, I'M OFF ON MY DATE.
DON'T WAIT UP.
I DON'T GET IT.
SEVERAL MONTHS LATER...
- WELL, HERE WE ARE SEVERAL MONTHS LATER.
HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND ARE DOING.
I CAN'T DO IT.
SHE WANTS TO MARRY ME.
I AIN'T THE MARRYIN' TYPE.
AAAHHH!
ding!
AH, WHAT A DAY.
GOOD MORNING, KRUSTY KRAB.
OH, SORRY, SQUIDWARD.
DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE.
NOT A PROBLEM, SPONGEBOB.
NOT A PROBLEM AT ALL.
- SPECIALS? WE DON'T HAVE SPECIALS.
GOOD MORNING, SIR.
WELCOME TO THE KRUSTY KRAB.
I THINK I'LL HAVE A KRABBY PATTY.
thwap!
OOH.
ONE KRABBY PATTY COMIN' UP.
- MR. SQUIDWARD, YOU'RE IN A CHIPPER MOOD THIS MORNIN'.
IN THE MAIL OR SOMETHIN'?
EVEN BETTER.
IMMEDIATELY AFTER WORK TODAY,
SO AIN'T NOTHING GONNA RUIN MY DAY.
- OOH, OOH, TERRIBLY SORRY, SIR.
NO NEED.
SEE? NOT A DROP.
I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!
- I TOLD YOU. THERE'S NO EARLY BIRD SPECIAL.
NOW, STOP CALLIN' ME HERE, MOTHER.
THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.
- WHAT? - THIS.
- NICE TO HAVE YOU BACK, SQUIDWARD.
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.
INTO THIS RESTAURANT.
TO PUT MY STUFF.
HMM. OKAY.
WITH THE NACHO CHEESE.
NO ONE'S GONE NEAR THAT IN YEARS.
YOU EVER READ THIS, KRABS?
LABOR REGULATIONS?
EW, GROSS!
GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME.
IT'S GIVIN' ME HIVES.
WITH A SECURE, CLEAN PLACE TO STORE PERSONAL PROPERTY.
AH, BLAST YOU, SQUIDWARD.
YOU DRIVE A HARD BARGAIN.
SOMETHING UP FOR YOU.
YEAH, SIZZLE THOSE JUICES.
OH, HERE WE GO.
FOUND IT.
WOW. WHAT IS IT?
IT'S ME OLD NAVY LOCKER.
GOOD AS NEW.
WHO'S THAT, MR. KRABS?
TO BE CORPORAL STERLING, LAD.
I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THAT PRANK.
SQUIDWARD, YOUR LOCKER'S READY.
- OOH, DO WE GET TO SHARE THIS LOCKER LIKE WE SHARE HAIRNETS?
NOT IN A WHALE'S AGE.
- NOW, NOT SO FAST, MR. SQUIDWARD.
FOR PERSONAL ITEMS.
BY LAW TO SHARE.
OH, I SUPPOSE I CAN SHARE,
IT'S REQUIRED BY LAW.
HEY, THIS THING IS FILTHY.
YOU DON'T EXPECT ME TO CLEAN IT.
NO, HE DOESN'T.
AND I DON'T EITHER.
- BLIMEY. SHE HASN'T SPARKLED LIKE THIS SINCE BOOT CAMP.
CARRY ON, BOYS.
IMPRESSIVE INDEED.
LITTLE HANDS TO YOUR SIDE.
YOU GOT IT, SQUIDWARD.
TO STORE MY TOOTHBRUSH.
JUST DON'T TOUCH MY CLARINET.
WILL HAPPEN.
ORDER UP, SPONGEBOB.
SPONGEBOB, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FRY COOKING.
NOT TO TOUCH MY STUFF.
I DIDN'T.
I WORE PROTECTIVE GLOVES.
AND BESIDES, DON'T YOU LIKE HOW CLASSY IT LOOKS NOW?
VELVET?
- NOW, I'D LIKE TO STAND BY AND IDLY CHAT WITH YOU, SQUIDWARD,
TO MY KRUSTY KRAB DUTIES.
IN THE FUTURE,
TO A MINIMUM, SIR, PLEASE.
- AND HERE IS YOUR CHANGE, MA'AM.
WHAT IS THAT IDIOT DOING NOW?
LOOSE CHANGE.
AAAAARRRR!
- I HOPE YOU'RE NOT TRYING
INTO THAT LOCKER.
- TOO LATE. IT'S ALREADY DONE.
- IF YOU SMASHED MY CLARINET, SO HELP ME, NEPTUNE, I WILL—
- DON'T WORRY, SQUIDWARD. THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM.
I EXPANDED A BIT.
- WELL, IT'S ALL FINE AND DANDY, BUT WHERE'S MY CLARINET?
WELL, THAT'S SIMPLE.
AND FIND SQUIDWARD'S CLARINET, DRAWER 36.8-B.
SEE?
FINE, BUT REMEMBER,
THAT NOTHING HAPPENS TO IT.
NO WORRIES, BUDDY.
YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS.
EAT UP.
WHAT'S HE DOING?
MAY I ORDER, PLEASE?
- ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO YOU WANT?
- I'LL HAVE—
EVERYTHING OKAY BACK THERE?
- YEAH, JUST A BIT OF, UM, RENOVATION.
MY CLARINET.
SPONGEBOB.
SPONGEBOB?
THERE, 36.8-B.
A NOTE?
- "ITEM HAS BEEN TEMPORARILY MOVED DURING RECONSTRUCTION.
RELOCATED TO SHELF 1,018.2-E."
SPONGEBOB.
1,018.2-E.
ANOTHER NOTE?
- "OOPS. DID I SAY 1,018.2-E?
"I MEANT 2,019.3-M.
SORRY."
SPONGEBOB?
SPONGEBOB, WAIT.
- SPONGEBOB, I DO NOT PLAY GAMES.
WHERE AM I?
WHAT IS THIS PLACE?
MY CLARINET.
- HEY, COME BACK. I NEED MY CLARINET.
COME BACK.
WHERE ARE YOU?
SPONGEBOB—OOF.
OF THE HORNED FOREST.
STATE YOUR BUSINESS HERE.
- I—I'M TRYING TO FIND MY CLARINET.
YOUR CLARINET?
YES, MY CLARINET,
OF WHICH I AM THE PROUD OWNER.
A CLARINET IS NOT OWNED.
WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME WHY YOU'RE REALLY HERE?
YOU CALLIN' ME A LIAR?
I DON'T APPRECIATE YOUR TONE.
- I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN TO OFFEND YOU.
WITHOUT PERSECUTION.
YOU NEED TO LEARN RESPECT.
I'VE LEARNED.
I'VE LEARNED RESPECT.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
AAAHHH!
STAND STILL, YOU IDIOT.
I GOT YOU NOW.
AHA.
SPONGEBOB?
HA-HA-HA.
GAH.
AAAHH!
ding!
I WIN! I WIN!
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
- YOU TELL ME, WHAT IN THE WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS IS THIS PLACE?
AND HOW DID YOU GET SO BIG?
HMM, MUST BE ALL THE PRESSURE.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
IT MUST BE...
THE PRESSURE.
I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!
- WHERE ARE YOU GOING, YOU IMBECILE?
ALMOST GOT YOU.
OOF. OOF.
OUT OF 20 BUCKS FOR A KRABBY PATTY.
SQUIDWARD, ARE YOU OKAY?
SUCH A NIGHTMARE.
- SQUIDWARD, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY, BUDDY?
IN THERE.
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
- CLARIN—OH, YOU MEAN THIS.
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?
- WELL, WITH ALL THE RUCKUS YOU WERE MAKING OVER IT,
JUST TO MAKE SURE IT WAS SAFE.
CALL IT A FRIENDLY GESTURE.
- I'LL SHOW YOU A FRIENDLY GESTURE.
THE HORROR I'VE ENDURED?
LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT!
crash!
AH.
- ARE YOU READY, MR. SQUIDWARD?
YES, YES, I AM.
AS A MATTER OF FACT, YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE
TO GET—
GAAHHH!
HI, SQUIDWARD.
YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE
TO GET HERE.
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
- HUH, I WAS JUST GOING TO BRING HIM HIS CLARINET.
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