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OH, BOY, JELLYFISHING!

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I CAN'T WAIT.

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CAN YOU, PATRICK?

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- PATRICK?

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DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?

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- UGH.
I SAID—

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OW!

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- I'M NOT SURE
HOW TO RESPOND TO THAT.

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MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY.

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- HEY.
WE'RE STUCK HERE, REMEMBER?

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WHY IS THAT?

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- BECAUSE YOU FORGOT TO FILL UP
THE BOATMOBILE BEFORE WE LEFT.

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SEE?

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HEY, HEROES.

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IS THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO?

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- THIS IS A HEAVY PIECE
OF NOTHIN'.

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SO IS THAT IT?

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YES, THANK YOU, BOYS.

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WE USUALLY DON'T DO THIS,
BUT IN RETURN

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FOR PUSHING THE INVISIBOAT
UP ALL THOSE HILLS,

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THERE'S SOMETHING
I'D LIKE YOU TO SEE.

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BUT YOU MUST PROMISE
NOT TO TOUCH ANYTHING.

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OKAY.

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- WHOA!
- WOW!

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- OOH! THE MAGIC CLAW
FROM EPISODE 1582!

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MAN RAY'S POWER GLOVE!

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- OOH!
A PAIR OF BINOCULARS.

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- YES, BOYS, THIS IS OUR LOCKER
OF MEMORIES.

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IT CONTAINS...

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I CAN'T REMEMBER.

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IT CONTAINS ALL THE MEMORABILIA
FROM OUR SUPERHUMAN ADVENTURES.

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- WHOA!
HEY, SPONGEBOB, CHECK IT OUT.

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- THE DIRTY BUBBLE'S
BUBBLE WAND.

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CORRECT.

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SCARED, BOYS?

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- MM-HMM.
- YEAH.

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WELL, DON'T BE.

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- AND AS LONG AS NO ONE
TOUCHES ANYTHING,

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THERE'S NOTHING HERE
TO BE SCARED OF.

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UNDERSTOOD.

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- AND THIS
IS OUR TIME MACHINE.

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THIS DEVICE ALLOWS US

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TO TRANSPORT
INTO THE FUTURE OR PAST,

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AT A DATE OR DESTINATION
OF OUR CHOOSING.

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- WHOA.
- OOH.

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- UNFORTUNATELY,
THE CONSEQUENCES

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OF ALTERING THE ORDER OF HISTORY
ARE SO DANGEROUS,

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WE'VE CHOSEN
TO LEAVE IT ALONE.

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SO YOU MUSTN'T TOUCH.

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- HEY, THIS SNACK MACHINE
TOOK MY QUARTER.

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I WANT MY CRUNCHITY MUNCHITIES.

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NO!

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STUPID BOX.

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YOU REALLY GOT TO GET
THAT THING FIXED.

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YOU FOOL!

56
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DO YOU REALIZE
WHAT YOU'VE DONE?

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WELL, I LOST A QUARTER.

58
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WHERE ARE WE?

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IT CAN'T BE.

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BIKINI BOTTOM HAS
AT LEAST 39 PEOPLE LIVING HERE.

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MAYBE AS YOU KNEW IT,

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BUT THIS IS A DIFFERENT
BIKINI BOTTOM OF ANOTHER TIME.

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MAYBE IF YOU HADN'T TOUCHED
THE TIME MACHINE

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LIKE WE TOLD YOU, PATRICK,
WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS MESS.

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HOPEFULLY WE HAVEN'T CHANGED
ANYTHING WITH OUR PRESENCE.

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- OOH, EVERYTHING LOOKS
SO OLD-FASHIONED.

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I'M READY TO RULE THE WORLD
AND ITS RICHES.

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WITH THIS WEAPON,
NOTHING CAN STOP ME.

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THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK.

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- MERMAID MAN
AND BARNACLE BOY?

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SORRY, MAN RAY,

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BUT MY STALWART COMPANION,
BARNACLE BOY, AND I

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BEG TO DIFFER WITH YOU.

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- YOU'VE TANGLED
WITH THE WRONG END

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OF THE FISH HOOK
OF JUSTICE, MAN RAY.

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- NOW PREPARE
FOR A HEAPING HELPING

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OF QUICK-DRYING TARTAR SAUCE.

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- WOW, OUR BODIES
WERE SO TIGHT.

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WHAT WENT WRONG?

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GAH!

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- JUMPIN' JELLYFISH,
MERMAID MAN.

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WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE TARTAR SAUCE?

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GOOD THING THAT WAS AROUND.
I WAS STARVING.

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CURIOUS.

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COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN
TO REFILL IT?

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THIS IS CREEPING ME OUT.

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- PATRICK, WHAT ABOUT
MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY?

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I DON'T GOT TIME FOR THAT.

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WHERE ARE YOU GOING, BOYS?

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I JUST WANT TO GO HOME!

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- WHEN ARE WE GONNA
HAVE THOSE TWO

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RECLASSIFIED AS VILLAINS?

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THEY LEFT US HERE!

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WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?

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EH, I'M SURE
IT'LL ALL WORK OUT.

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- DON'T WORRY,
MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY

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ARE ALWAYS HERE
TO HELP THE ELDERLY.

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THERE'S SOMETHING FAMILIAR
ABOUT THESE TWO, BARNACLE BOY.

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I JUST CAN'T PUT MY FLIPPER
ON IT.

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HEY, NEAT HAT.

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- THANKS, I—

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- LET'S GET THESE POOR,
DEFENSELESS SENIORS

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OUT OF HARM'S WAY.

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WHOA!

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- THAT'S MORE LIKE IT—

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BACK IN GOOD OLE PRESENT-DAY
BIKINI BOTTOM.

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YES, PATRICK.

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WE'RE ALL BORN
IN OUR OWN PLACE AND TIME.

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HELLO, FELLOW CITIZEN.

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HELLO, SQUILLIAM.

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MAN RAY IS GREAT.

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YEAH.

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MUST BE TAKING CARE OF HIS
COMMUNITY SERVICE OBLIGATIONS.

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THAT'LL TEACH HIM TO JAYWALK.

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SAY, UH, PATRICK,

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DO YOU NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT
ABOUT OUR FAIR CITY?

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SORRY, I COULDN'T HEAR YOU

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OVER THE CLATTER
OF PRISON CHAINS.

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- I SAID
ISN'T THERE SOMETHING ODD

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ABOUT BIKINI BOTTOM
SINCE WE GOT BACK?

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NO.

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BUT YES!

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JUST LOOK AT THAT GIANT
MENACING BILLBOARD.

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IT'S MISSING A BOLT
ON THE BOTTOM RIGHT CORNER!

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EVEN WORSE THAN THAT, PATRICK.

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THE POLICE GOT NEW UNIFORMS.

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OH, NO!

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WHAT DID THEY DO
WITH THOSE OLD ONES?

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AND YIKES!

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WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE KRUSTY KRAB?

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"THE DESIGNATED AREA
WHERE YOU ARE PERMITTED

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"BY MAN RAY, YOUR RULER,

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TO OBTAIN SANDWICHES
USING MAN RAY DOLLARS"?

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DO YOU SEE THE UNDERLYING
TRAGEDY IN ALL THIS?

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- I'M ALL OUT
OF MAN RAY DOLLARS?

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NO, PATRICK.

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IT MEANS THAT WE SOMEHOW CHANGED
THE COURSE OF HISTORY

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WHEN WE WENT INTO THE PAST,

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AND NOW, IN THIS REALITY,
MAN RAY IS RULER.

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- OH, WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING.
- BUT WHAT?

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- WHAT ANY SELF-RESPECTING
CITIZEN OF THE FREE WORLD

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SEE IF I STILL HAVE A JOB.

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- HEY, YOU'RE NOT EATING
FAST ENOUGH.

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- EXCUSE ME, SQUID—WHOA.

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YES?

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BARNACLE BOY?

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

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- JUST TAKING STOCK
OF A WASTED LIFE.

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ORDER UP!

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MERMAID MAN!

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AND HE'S WEARING A HAIRNET.

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- WHAT HAPPENED?

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WHY ARE THE TWO
GREATEST HEROES EVER

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STUCK IN THIS GREASY SPOON,

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NOT COMBATING THE EVILS
OF MAN RAY?

156
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- I LOST THE DESIRE
AND THE PHYSIQUE TO FIGHT

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LONG AGO, KID.

158
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FLIPPING PATTIES
IS SO MUCH EASIER ON THE JOINTS

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WHEN YOU'RE MY AGE.

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- WHAT ABOUT THE YOUNGER
MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY?

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SURELY THEY REFUSED
TO SURRENDER WITHOUT A FIGHT.

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- YOU GOT SPAGHETTI
FOR BRAINS, KID?

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WE ARE THE YOUNGER ONES.

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THE OLDER ONES...

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BLESS THEIR SOULS...

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HAVE BEEN IMMORTALIZED
IN THIS VERY RESTAURANT.

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- I AM SO SORRY
FOR YOUR LOSS OF... YOURSELF.

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- I HATE TO BREAK UP
THE MEMORIAL SERVICE,

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BUT WE'RE OUT OF TARTAR SAUCE
OUT HERE.

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TARTAR SAUCE?

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THE TOPPING THAT DESTROYED LIFE
AS WE KNEW IT.

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IF ONLY MY TARTAR SAUCE ATTACK
HADN'T FAILED THAT DAY,

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WE WOULDN'T BE LIVING
IN THIS WASTELAND.

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WE'RE ALREADY OUT?

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YUP.

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CHEWY BITS.

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- I KNEW I RECOGNIZED YOU
FROM SOMEWHERE.

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YOU WERE THERE, AND YOU ATE
THE TARTAR SAUCE ON THAT DAY!

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DO YOU REALIZE
WHAT YOU'VE DONE?

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SORRY, MERMAID MAN.

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WE DIDN'T MEAN TO DESTROY
YOUR LIVES

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AND EVERYTHING YOU HELD DEAR.

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WHAT DO YOU SAY WE TRY
TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT?

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WITH YOUR HELP, OF COURSE.

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- I'M NOT TEAMING UP WITH YOU
TO DO JACK-DIDDLY-SQUAT.

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BESIDES, MAN RAY
HAS ME BY THE NECK.

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OH, EVIL!

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- DOES THAT MEAN THAT THE DEFEAT
WAS SO TRAUMATIC

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THAT IT HAS GIVEN MAN RAY
A STRANGLEHOLD ON YOUR PSYCHE?

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BARNACLES, NO!

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IT MEANS HE PUT
THIS ELECTRO-COLLAR ON ME

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THAT WON'T ALLOW ME
TO LEAVE THE RESTAURANT.

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OH.

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WELL, LET'S GET THAT NASTY THING
OFF OF YOU, HMM?

195
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- HAVEN'T YOU TWO IDIOTS
DONE ENOUGH DAMAGE?

196
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- UH!
I CAN'T GET A GOOD GRIP ON IT.

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MUST NEED A BETTER ANGLE.
HOLD ON.

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SORRY.

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HEY, PATRICK,
CAN YOU GIVE ME A HAND HERE?

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KEEP AWAY FROM ME.

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crash!

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00:10:05,965 --> 00:10:07,840
- TA-DA!
YOU'RE FREE.

203
00:10:07,881 --> 00:10:10,507
CAN WE COAX YOU AND BARNACLE BOY
OUT OF RETIREMENT

204
00:10:10,549 --> 00:10:12,465
TO SAVE THE KNOWN UNIVERSE?

205
00:10:12,507 --> 00:10:15,132
- I SUPPOSE YOU'VE PROVEN
YOUR METTLE, KID.

206
00:10:15,173 --> 00:10:17,465
BUT I'LL HAVE MY EYE
ON YOU TWO.

207
00:10:17,507 --> 00:10:20,673
NOW, LET'S POP
THAT DIRTY BUBBLE.

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00:10:20,673 --> 00:10:21,756
- ACTUALLY,
WE'RE FIGHTING MAN RAY.

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00:10:21,798 --> 00:10:24,673
OH, WELL, IN THAT CASE,

210
00:10:24,673 --> 00:10:28,673
LET THE LIGHTHOUSE OF JUSTICE
SHINE ON RAY MAN.

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- OKAY, I SUPPOSE
THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH.

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00:10:30,382 --> 00:10:32,173
BACK TO THE PAST, GENTS,

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00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:34,173
TO STOP YOU FROM EATING
THE TARTAR SAUCE AGAIN

214
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FOR THE FIRST TIME... HMM.

215
00:10:50,673 --> 00:10:54,173
I'M READY TO RULE THE WORLD
AND ITS RICHES.

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00:10:54,215 --> 00:10:56,673
NOT SO FAST, MAN RAY.

217
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- WE'VE GOT A LITTLE SURPRISE
FOR YOU.

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- KEEP YOUR TONGUE
OUT OF MY TARTAR SAUCE!

219
00:11:06,923 --> 00:11:09,673
IMPOSTERS!

220
00:11:09,673 --> 00:11:12,090
- WHO YOU CALLIN' IMPOSTER,
IMPOSTER?

221
00:11:12,132 --> 00:11:15,465
I MUST PREVENT OUR TARTAR SAUCE
FROM BEING EATEN

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00:11:15,507 --> 00:11:18,007
BY THAT—THAT FOOL.

223
00:11:18,048 --> 00:11:20,090
- IF I WANT TO GET NEAR
MY TARTAR SAUCE,

224
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I GOT TO GO THROUGH ME FIRST.

225
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- I'M GONNA MAKE ME EAT
THOSE WORDS.

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BRING IT.

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OOH!

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00:11:28,048 --> 00:11:29,673
TAKE THIS.

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00:11:29,673 --> 00:11:31,673
OOH!

230
00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:34,382
I'LL NEVER LET YOU WIN.

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00:11:34,424 --> 00:11:36,549
OH, YES, I WILL.

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00:11:36,673 --> 00:11:38,673
- WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THIS,
BARNACLE BOY?

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00:11:38,673 --> 00:11:40,881
- TANGLED TIMELINE, MERMAID MAN.
I'M—

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00:11:42,424 --> 00:11:45,673
YOU OLD COOTS PROVIDED ME
THE PERFECT DISTRACTION.

235
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NOW PREPARE TO BE DISAPPEARED.

236
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- SOUNDS GOOD ON PAPER,
YOU PURVEYOR OF PURE EVIL.

237
00:11:52,673 --> 00:11:54,756
BUT FORTUNATELY,
WE ALL KNOW

238
00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:57,798
WHAT HAPPENS TO PAPER
UNDERWATER.

239
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BARNACLE BOY,
THE TARTAR SAUCE.

240
00:12:03,173 --> 00:12:04,673
OOH!

241
00:12:04,673 --> 00:12:08,257
- WOW, I'VE NEVER EATEN
THAT MUCH TARTAR SAUCE.

242
00:12:08,299 --> 00:12:10,215
YES, YOU HAVE.

243
00:12:10,257 --> 00:12:12,257
- WELL, IT SURE AIN'T
SITTIN' RIGHT.

244
00:12:13,715 --> 00:12:15,673
FOOLISH FOOLS!

245
00:12:15,673 --> 00:12:18,923
ONCE AGAIN, YOUR BUFFOONERY
HAS GIVEN ME VICTORY.

246
00:12:22,673 --> 00:12:24,673
OH, I'M GOING TO SAVOR THIS.

247
00:12:24,673 --> 00:12:25,798
IT'S NOT EVERY DAY

248
00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:29,257
I GET TO DEFEAT MERMAID MAN
AND BARNACLE BOY

249
00:12:29,299 --> 00:12:31,257
THREE TIMES OVER.

250
00:12:34,549 --> 00:12:38,549
- PATRICK, DON'T EAT
THE TARTAR SAUCE!

251
00:12:38,673 --> 00:12:40,507
- HA!
YOU'RE TOO LATE.

252
00:12:40,549 --> 00:12:42,673
YOUR FAT FRIEND
BEAT YOU TO IT.

253
00:12:42,673 --> 00:12:46,299
NOW, PREPARE TO TASTE LASER.

254
00:12:47,673 --> 00:12:49,798
WHAAAA!

255
00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:51,340
- SO HOW—

256
00:12:52,881 --> 00:12:54,673
- I TOLD YOU WE HAD TO GO BACK
FURTHER.

257
00:12:54,673 --> 00:12:55,673
UH...

258
00:12:56,840 --> 00:12:59,132
UP, UP, AND AWAY!

259
00:13:01,132 --> 00:13:03,090
NOW, PATRICK!

260
00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:10,673
- I CAN'T GET MY HEAD
AROUND THIS.

261
00:13:10,673 --> 00:13:12,840
WHERE ARE THEY ALL
COMING FROM?

262
00:13:12,881 --> 00:13:14,673
ANOTHER MACHINE?

263
00:13:19,715 --> 00:13:22,465
I TOOK CARE
OF YOUR BLASTED TIME MACHINE.

264
00:13:27,673 --> 00:13:30,549
- OH, I'VE GOT TO SIT DOWN
AND THINK THIS THROUGH.

265
00:13:30,673 --> 00:13:31,715
GOTCHA!

266
00:13:31,756 --> 00:13:33,424
YOU'LL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME
FOR THINKING

267
00:13:33,465 --> 00:13:35,048
IN THE STONY LONESOME.

268
00:13:35,090 --> 00:13:37,673
- I'M SORRY.
DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?

269
00:13:37,673 --> 00:13:40,549
I'M STILL TRYING TO COMPREHEND
WHAT JUST HAPPENED HERE.

270
00:13:40,673 --> 00:13:42,090
IT'S PRETTY SIMPLE, REALLY.

271
00:13:42,132 --> 00:13:43,756
YOU WERE DEFEATED BY A CADRE

272
00:13:43,798 --> 00:13:46,881
OF CONTINUUM-CRUISING
CRIME STOPPERS.

273
00:13:46,923 --> 00:13:49,382
THANK YOU,
SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK.

274
00:13:49,424 --> 00:13:51,215
YOU'RE WELCOME.

275
00:13:55,673 --> 00:13:57,673
WHOA! HI, THERE.

276
00:13:57,673 --> 00:13:59,007
HELLO.

277
00:13:59,048 --> 00:14:00,673
HELLO.

278
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,798
- WE JUST WANTED TO COME BACK
AND REVISIT THE DAY

279
00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:05,965
THAT EVIL WAS DEFEATED FOREVER.

280
00:14:08,257 --> 00:14:10,673
HOW YOU DOING?

281
00:14:14,007 --> 00:14:15,382
WHOA!

282
00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:21,048
HELLO.

283
00:14:44,673 --> 00:14:46,424
- PATRICK, GUESS WHAT CAME
IN THE MAIL TODAY!

284
00:14:46,465 --> 00:14:48,465
- OH, WHAT?
- THIS.

285
00:14:48,507 --> 00:14:53,881
- "MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY
LOST EPISODE"?

286
00:14:53,923 --> 00:14:54,715
STICK IT IN!

287
00:15:21,299 --> 00:15:22,673
male announcer:
THE ADVENTURES

288
00:15:22,673 --> 00:15:24,840
OF MERMAID MAN
AND BARNACLE BOY.

289
00:15:24,881 --> 00:15:26,840
"THE SECRET MEETING."

290
00:15:26,881 --> 00:15:29,132
DEEP IN THE MER-CAVE,

291
00:15:29,173 --> 00:15:32,007
SOMETHING STRANGE
TAKES MERMAID MAN'S ATTENTION.

292
00:15:32,048 --> 00:15:33,673
THE DIRTY BUBBLE?

293
00:15:33,673 --> 00:15:35,673
WHAT'S HE DOING
AT THE BUS STOP?

294
00:15:35,673 --> 00:15:37,215
- LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOT
A ONE-WAY TICKET

295
00:15:37,257 --> 00:15:39,673
TO BIKINI BOTTOM,

296
00:15:39,673 --> 00:15:41,965
AND THERE'S ONLY ONE THING
THE DIRTY BUBBLE COULD BE UP TO

297
00:15:42,007 --> 00:15:44,257
IN BIKINI BOTTOM,
BARNACLE BOY.

298
00:15:44,299 --> 00:15:46,465
- THAT'S RIGHT,
MERMAID MAN.

299
00:15:46,507 --> 00:15:48,215
EVIL!

300
00:15:56,673 --> 00:15:59,048
THE TERRIBLE MAN RAY.

301
00:15:59,090 --> 00:16:01,673
- I'M SO GLAD
YOU COULD MAKE IT.

302
00:16:01,673 --> 00:16:03,673
- I WOULDN'T MISS THIS
FOR THE WORLD, DIRTY.

303
00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:07,424
THE MOST POWERFUL
OF ALL CRUSTACEANS,

304
00:16:07,465 --> 00:16:09,549
IT'S JUMBO SHRIMP.

305
00:16:09,673 --> 00:16:12,257
IT'S THE ATOMIC FLOUNDER,
THE ABOMINATION

306
00:16:12,299 --> 00:16:15,673
OF A NUCLEAR EXPERIMENT
GONE HORRIBLY WRONG.

307
00:16:15,673 --> 00:16:21,340
AND THE TERROR OF THE SEWERS,
THE MAN-EATING SINISTER SLUG.

308
00:16:21,382 --> 00:16:24,507
WE JOIN FORCES AT LAST.

309
00:16:24,549 --> 00:16:26,673
- IT'S WORSE
THAN I COULD HAVE IMAGINED—

310
00:16:26,673 --> 00:16:28,007
A TEAM-UP.

311
00:16:28,048 --> 00:16:31,507
WELCOME TO THE BGATFBC.

312
00:16:36,424 --> 00:16:38,756
APRIL 3RD, 12:00 NOON?

313
00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:40,673
THAT'S TOMORROW.

314
00:16:40,673 --> 00:16:43,007
- HOLY—

315
00:16:43,048 --> 00:16:45,007
HEY.

316
00:16:45,048 --> 00:16:46,965
- DON'T WORRY.
I CAN FIX IT.

317
00:16:56,673 --> 00:16:58,673
- GRIPING GUPPIES,
MERMAID MAN.

318
00:16:58,673 --> 00:16:59,965
WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING.

319
00:17:00,007 --> 00:17:01,673
- NOT SO FAST,
LITTLE FLIPPER.

320
00:17:01,673 --> 00:17:03,673
WE'RE FAR TOO OUTMANNED.

321
00:17:03,673 --> 00:17:05,132
BUT FEAR NOT.

322
00:17:05,173 --> 00:17:08,798
I'M ALWAYS ONE STEP AHEAD
OF EVIL.

323
00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:12,132
OUR HERO OF THE BRINE
PUTS OUT AN URGENT CALL.

324
00:17:12,173 --> 00:17:14,673
- TO THE OCEAN'S
GREATEST HEROES.

325
00:17:16,090 --> 00:17:18,465
YES, I CAN HOLD.

326
00:17:22,673 --> 00:17:24,465
MEANWHILE A SINISTER HORDE

327
00:17:24,507 --> 00:17:26,881
CONGREGATES
OUTSIDE HOTEL EVIL.

328
00:17:26,923 --> 00:17:29,132
RIGHT THIS WAY, GENTLEMEN.

329
00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:31,840
- HEY, WHAT'S GOIN' ON
IN HERE?

330
00:17:31,881 --> 00:17:33,132
HUH?

331
00:17:33,173 --> 00:17:35,173
OH, I'M DREADFULLY SORRY,
GENTLEMEN.

332
00:17:35,215 --> 00:17:37,090
YOU MUST BE IN THE WRONG ROOM.

333
00:17:37,132 --> 00:17:41,549
THIS ROOM IS RESERVED
FOR THE BGATFBC.

334
00:17:41,673 --> 00:17:42,798
THAT'S FUNNY.

335
00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:45,090
I THOUGHT IT WAS SET ASIDE
FOR THE IJLSA.

336
00:17:45,132 --> 00:17:46,881
IJLSA?

337
00:17:46,923 --> 00:17:49,673
WHAT IN CORAL CAVERNS
IS THAT?

338
00:17:49,673 --> 00:17:52,549
MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY?

339
00:17:52,673 --> 00:17:54,257
THAT'S RIGHT.

340
00:17:54,299 --> 00:17:57,173
NOW, BEFORE YOU HAVE TO SAY
GOOD-BYE,

341
00:17:57,215 --> 00:17:59,465
SAY HELLO TO SOME FRIENDS.

342
00:18:02,673 --> 00:18:05,756
THE ELASTIC WAISTBAND.

343
00:18:05,798 --> 00:18:09,340
- GREET THE HOTTEST
CRIME FIGHTER IN THE COUNTRY,

344
00:18:09,382 --> 00:18:10,923
PROFESSOR MAGMA.

345
00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:18,549
THE ELUSIVE MISS APPEAR.

346
00:18:18,673 --> 00:18:22,798
AND THE PYRITE PONDERER,
WITH HIS HAIRNET OF KNOWLEDGE.

347
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,715
DO WE REALLY EXIST?

348
00:18:24,756 --> 00:18:26,840
TOGETHER, WE ARE...

349
00:18:26,881 --> 00:18:32,173
THE INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE LODGE
OF SUPER ACQUAINTANCES.

350
00:18:32,215 --> 00:18:33,673
LET'S GET 'EM, BOYS.

351
00:18:41,173 --> 00:18:44,881
- DO NOT TUSSLE
WITH THE BGATFBC.

352
00:18:44,923 --> 00:18:46,465
OOH!

353
00:18:48,132 --> 00:18:50,299
VIOLENCE RESOLVES NOTHING.

354
00:18:52,257 --> 00:18:54,007
- GOOD NIGHT,
BALLOON BOY.

355
00:18:56,340 --> 00:18:58,007
PROFESSOR MAGMA, CATCH.

356
00:19:02,965 --> 00:19:05,090
- STEP ASIDE,
YOU COPIOUS COD.

357
00:19:05,132 --> 00:19:06,881
MY BEEF IS WITH THE BUBBLE.

358
00:19:06,923 --> 00:19:10,465
- CAREFUL, BARNACLE BOY.
HE'S GOT NUCLEAR TOUCH.

359
00:19:10,507 --> 00:19:11,965
RAA!

360
00:19:14,048 --> 00:19:15,549
NUCLEAR TOUCH!

361
00:19:16,673 --> 00:19:18,590
I CAN'T WATCH.

362
00:19:24,132 --> 00:19:25,631
FRACTURING FURNITURE!

363
00:19:25,673 --> 00:19:27,382
HANG TIGHT, BUDDY.

364
00:19:39,715 --> 00:19:42,173
HANG IN THERE,
MY DARING DEPUTY.

365
00:19:45,048 --> 00:19:48,756
- YOUR DARING DEPUTY
IS NAPPING RIGHT NOW.

366
00:19:48,798 --> 00:19:51,631
BUT I'D BE HAPPY TO PASS ALONG
THE MESSAGE...

367
00:19:51,673 --> 00:19:54,631
IF HE EVER WAKES UP, THAT IS.

368
00:19:54,673 --> 00:19:57,299
HA... HA... HA.

369
00:19:57,340 --> 00:19:59,048
SWIRLING SHRIMP!

370
00:19:59,090 --> 00:20:01,715
THAT FIEND HAS TAKEN CONTROL
OF BARNACLE BOY.

371
00:20:01,756 --> 00:20:04,340
WHAT DO WE DO, MERMAID MAN?

372
00:20:04,382 --> 00:20:06,715
I'M GLAD YOU ASKED.

373
00:20:06,756 --> 00:20:09,173
I BELIEVE
IF THE ATOMIC FLOUNDER

374
00:20:09,215 --> 00:20:10,673
WERE TO TOUCH
THAT WRETCHED GROWTH,

375
00:20:10,673 --> 00:20:12,549
IT WOULD CAUSE
A CHAIN REACTION,

376
00:20:12,673 --> 00:20:15,507
REVERSING THE POLARITY
AT THE MOLECULAR LEVEL,

377
00:20:15,549 --> 00:20:19,673
RESTORING BARNACLE BOY
TO HIS NATURAL STATE.

378
00:20:19,715 --> 00:20:22,673
DOES THAT SOUND ABOUT RIGHT,
PROFESSOR MAGMA?

379
00:20:24,465 --> 00:20:26,048
YOU'LL NEVER DO IT.

380
00:20:26,090 --> 00:20:28,215
YOU DON'T HAVE THE MOXIE.

381
00:20:28,257 --> 00:20:30,673
THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK, CUR.

382
00:20:33,048 --> 00:20:33,965
SHIELD!

383
00:20:41,673 --> 00:20:43,673
LOOK OUT, MERMAID MAN!

384
00:20:51,382 --> 00:20:52,673
YAY!

385
00:20:55,424 --> 00:21:00,507
- THE SINISTER SLUG'S SLIME
HAS YOU STATIONARY AND STIFF,

386
00:21:00,549 --> 00:21:03,465
WHICH MEANS YOUR TIME IS UP,
FRIEND.

387
00:21:04,673 --> 00:21:10,007
NOT NUCLEAR TOOOOOOUCH!

388
00:21:11,673 --> 00:21:14,673
- GREAT GRAVY!
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

389
00:21:14,673 --> 00:21:16,673
I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT IT LATER.

390
00:21:16,673 --> 00:21:18,673
NOW LET'S TAKE OUT THE TRASH.

391
00:21:20,132 --> 00:21:22,923
- PLEASE, UTILIZE MY HAIRNET
OF KNOWLEDGE

392
00:21:22,965 --> 00:21:24,090
FOR THIS ENDEAVOR.

393
00:21:24,132 --> 00:21:25,965
THANK YOU, PONDERER.

394
00:21:26,007 --> 00:21:28,465
- NO, NO!
YOU GUYS DON'T UNDERSTAND.

395
00:21:28,507 --> 00:21:30,090
IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.

396
00:21:34,673 --> 00:21:35,923
YOU REALLY THOUGHT

397
00:21:35,965 --> 00:21:37,756
YOU WERE GOING TO GET AWAY
WITH IT, DIDN'T YOU?

398
00:21:37,798 --> 00:21:42,299
FESS UP, VILLAINS.
WHAT'S THE BGATFBC?

399
00:21:42,340 --> 00:21:45,673
- IT STANDS FOR "THE BAD GUYS
ALL TOGETHER FOR BOOK CLUB."

400
00:21:45,673 --> 00:21:47,257
BOOK CLUB?

401
00:21:47,299 --> 00:21:48,673
YOU MEAN YOU WEREN'T

402
00:21:48,673 --> 00:21:50,881
GOING TO DESTROY A LIBRARY
OR SOMETHING?

403
00:21:50,923 --> 00:21:53,798
- WHY WOULD WE DO THAT?
WE'RE ALMOST TO THE NEW CHAPTER.

404
00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:57,340
- WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO,
LOCK US UP FOR READING?

405
00:21:57,382 --> 00:22:00,465
- YEAH, YOU CAN'T IMPRISON US
FOR READING.

406
00:22:00,507 --> 00:22:01,673
THAT'S RIGHT.

407
00:22:01,673 --> 00:22:03,673
REMEMBER, KIDS,

408
00:22:03,673 --> 00:22:07,257
NO ONE CAN IMPRISON YOU
FOR READING.

409
00:22:10,673 --> 00:22:12,173
HEY, WHAT HAPPENED?

410
00:22:12,215 --> 00:22:14,465
WHY ARE THOSE SQUIGGLES
ON THE SCREEN?

411
00:22:14,507 --> 00:22:16,673
- THOSE ARE CALLED
"END CREDITS," PATRICK.

412
00:22:16,673 --> 00:22:17,881
END CREDITS?

413
00:22:17,923 --> 00:22:20,382
BUT I DON'T WANT IT TO END.

414
00:22:20,424 --> 00:22:24,715
- THAT'S WHY NEPTUNE GAVE US
THE REWIND BUTTON.

415
00:22:24,756 --> 00:22:26,549
THANK YOU, NEPTUNE!