1 00:00:20,833 --> 00:00:23,292 DELIVERY FOR MR. SQUIDWARD TENTACLES. 2 00:00:25,125 --> 00:00:26,292 HELLO? 3 00:00:26,417 --> 00:00:27,500 ANYBODY HERE? 4 00:00:27,625 --> 00:00:29,833 SQUIDWARD'S NOT AT HIS POST. 5 00:00:46,833 --> 00:00:48,958 HMM... THERE'S SOMETHING MISSING. 6 00:00:49,083 --> 00:00:51,000 AH! 7 00:00:52,958 --> 00:00:53,875 HELLO? 8 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,916 YOO-HOO, MAIL DELIVERY. 9 00:00:56,041 --> 00:00:57,958 HELLO, I'M SQUIDWARD. 10 00:00:58,083 --> 00:00:59,625 WELCOME TO THE KRUSTY KRAB, 11 00:00:59,833 --> 00:01:01,833 WHERE WE NEVER LEAVE OUR POST. 12 00:01:04,875 --> 00:01:08,083 AND HOW MAY I HELP YOU ON THIS FINE DAY? 13 00:01:12,417 --> 00:01:16,000 RIGHT. 14 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:24,667 HEY. 15 00:01:24,833 --> 00:01:26,833 IT'S HARD TO GET MY BEAUTY SLEEP 16 00:01:26,916 --> 00:01:28,459 WHEN PEOPLE KEEP DROPPING JUNK ON MY HEAD. 17 00:01:28,584 --> 00:01:30,000 HOORAY! 18 00:01:30,125 --> 00:01:32,000 YAHOO! 19 00:01:32,125 --> 00:01:33,459 WHOOPEE! 20 00:01:34,916 --> 00:01:36,584 WHOOPEE! 21 00:01:36,709 --> 00:01:38,167 - WHOO— - PEE! 22 00:01:38,292 --> 00:01:39,208 - WHOO— 23 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:40,625 PEE. 24 00:01:40,833 --> 00:01:42,333 - WHOOP— - PEE! 25 00:01:42,459 --> 00:01:43,667 AVAST, THERE. 26 00:01:43,833 --> 00:01:45,625 WHAT ARE YOU ALL HAPPY ABOUT? 27 00:01:45,833 --> 00:01:47,625 - I'M ON MY HAPPY BREAK, MR. KRABS. 28 00:01:47,833 --> 00:01:49,000 YOU I'M USED TO. 29 00:01:49,125 --> 00:01:50,375 WHY IS HE SO HAPPY? 30 00:01:50,500 --> 00:01:51,667 I'M HOLDING A PACKAGE 31 00:01:51,833 --> 00:01:54,417 FROM FAMOUS PRODUCER BUDDY BARRACUDA. 32 00:01:54,542 --> 00:01:57,833 I SENT HIM MY PLAY, AND HOW HE'S GONNA PRODUCE IT. 33 00:01:57,916 --> 00:02:00,000 I QUIT. 34 00:02:00,125 --> 00:02:02,041 SO LONG, LOSERS. 35 00:02:02,167 --> 00:02:03,625 LET'S SEE HERE. OH, YEAH. 36 00:02:03,833 --> 00:02:05,833 "THANK YOU FOR SUBMITTING YOUR PLAY 37 00:02:05,916 --> 00:02:08,833 "ENTITLED SQUIDWARD: STROKES OF GENIUS. 38 00:02:08,916 --> 00:02:11,833 "YOUR WORK SPEAKS VOLUMES ABOUT YOU AS AN ARTIST, 39 00:02:11,916 --> 00:02:14,584 "A PERSON, AND A MEMBER OF SOCIETY. 40 00:02:14,709 --> 00:02:17,584 "SO IT IS WITH GREAT PLEASURE THAT WE ANNOUNCE 41 00:02:17,709 --> 00:02:21,833 WE WILL NOT BE DOING YOUR PLAY." 42 00:02:25,584 --> 00:02:27,250 HEY, SQUIDWARD! 43 00:02:27,375 --> 00:02:30,041 YOU'RE BACK FROM YOUR AMAZING SUCCESS AS A PLAY WRITER. 44 00:02:30,167 --> 00:02:31,083 UH... 45 00:02:31,208 --> 00:02:33,041 AND YOUR SHIRT, 46 00:02:33,167 --> 00:02:34,833 IS THAT A COTTON-POLY BLEND? 47 00:02:34,875 --> 00:02:36,041 FANCY. 48 00:02:37,709 --> 00:02:40,625 AND JUST LOOK AT YOUR STYLISH NEW HAIRDO. 49 00:02:40,833 --> 00:02:42,167 SAY, IS THAT A COPY OF YOUR PLAY? 50 00:02:42,292 --> 00:02:43,709 OH, MY GOODNESS! 51 00:02:43,833 --> 00:02:45,459 ARE YOU GONNA PUT ON YOUR AMAZING PLAY 52 00:02:45,584 --> 00:02:47,208 AT OUR LITTLE OLD KRUSTY KRAB? 53 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:49,584 OH, YOU ARE A TRUE PATRON OF THE ARTS, SQUIDWARD. 54 00:02:49,709 --> 00:02:52,333 - WELL, I SUPPOSE THAT COULD WORK. 55 00:02:52,459 --> 00:02:53,958 IF PEOPLE SEE MY PLAY, 56 00:02:54,083 --> 00:02:55,916 THEY'LL RECOGNIZE MY GENIUS, 57 00:02:56,041 --> 00:02:58,667 AND I'LL BECOME FAMOUS, AND... 58 00:02:58,833 --> 00:03:01,083 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA-WHOA-WHOA-WHOA. 59 00:03:01,208 --> 00:03:03,500 ME CUSTOMERS COME HERE FOR GREASY FOOD AT HIGH PRICES, 60 00:03:03,625 --> 00:03:05,833 NOT FOR SINGING AND DANCING. 61 00:03:05,916 --> 00:03:07,833 - BUT MY PLAY DOESN'T HAVE SINGING AND— 62 00:03:07,958 --> 00:03:10,542 - BUT, MR. KRABS, PEOPLE PAY TO EAT, RIGHT? 63 00:03:10,667 --> 00:03:11,916 OF COURSE. 64 00:03:12,041 --> 00:03:13,542 - AND THEY WOULD PAY TO WATCH A PLAY, RIGHT? 65 00:03:13,667 --> 00:03:15,333 UH, I SUPPOSE. 66 00:03:15,459 --> 00:03:17,625 - WELL, IF THEY EAT AND WATCH A PLAY, 67 00:03:17,833 --> 00:03:19,833 YOU CAN CHARGE TWICE AS MUCH. 68 00:03:19,875 --> 00:03:21,500 - REALLY? HOW 'BOUT FOUR TIMES AS MUCH? 69 00:03:21,625 --> 00:03:23,041 WELL, I DON'T SEE WHY NOT. 70 00:03:23,167 --> 00:03:24,500 WELL... 71 00:03:24,625 --> 00:03:26,459 OKAY, BUT ONLY ON ONE CONDITION, 72 00:03:26,584 --> 00:03:28,083 THAT YOU BOTH KEEP WORKING, 73 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,667 'CAUSE IF JUST ONE KRABBY PATTY IS LATE, 74 00:03:30,833 --> 00:03:32,500 I'M SHUTTING YOU DOWN. 75 00:03:32,625 --> 00:03:34,833 HMM, NOW, WHAT WILL WE CALL 76 00:03:34,916 --> 00:03:37,417 THIS EATING DINNER AND WATCHING THEATER? 77 00:03:37,542 --> 00:03:39,083 DINNER THEATER? 78 00:03:40,333 --> 00:03:41,833 OH, SURE. 79 00:03:41,875 --> 00:03:44,083 - NO, COME ON. LET'S GET SERIOUS. 80 00:03:44,208 --> 00:03:47,083 WE NEED A TITLE THAT SOUNDS... 81 00:03:47,208 --> 00:03:49,083 DRAMATIC. 82 00:03:49,208 --> 00:03:50,625 GOT IT! 83 00:03:50,833 --> 00:03:53,833 WE'LL CALL IT "SINGY EATY TIME." 84 00:03:53,958 --> 00:03:56,000 - BUT, SPONGEBOB, THERE'S NO SINGING IN MY— 85 00:03:56,125 --> 00:03:57,833 I LOVE IT! 86 00:04:07,916 --> 00:04:10,667 - WOW, LOOK AT ALL THESE ASPIRING ACTORS 87 00:04:10,833 --> 00:04:12,333 WANTING TO TAKE PART IN MY GENIUS. 88 00:04:12,459 --> 00:04:14,542 - WHOA-HO-HO-HO! 89 00:04:14,667 --> 00:04:17,375 AND ALL OF THEM WILLING TO WORK FOR NO PAY. 90 00:04:29,375 --> 00:04:30,459 DID I GET THE PART? 91 00:04:30,584 --> 00:04:31,916 YOU'VE GOT ALL THE PARTS. 92 00:04:32,041 --> 00:04:33,000 YEAH! 93 00:04:33,125 --> 00:04:34,625 YEAH! 94 00:04:34,833 --> 00:04:37,833 - AND WE LET HIM HANDLE OUR FOOD? 95 00:04:37,916 --> 00:04:42,833 - HMM, "SINGY EATY TIME WITH SQUIDWARD TENTACLES." 96 00:04:46,208 --> 00:04:47,958 HELLO, CAN I ORDER? 97 00:04:48,083 --> 00:04:50,500 HELLO? 98 00:04:50,625 --> 00:04:51,667 IT'S TIME. 99 00:04:51,833 --> 00:04:52,833 PLACES, PEOPLE. 100 00:04:52,958 --> 00:04:53,916 PLACES. 101 00:04:54,041 --> 00:04:55,417 PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEATS. 102 00:04:55,542 --> 00:04:57,833 DIM THE HOUSE LIGHTS. 103 00:05:02,542 --> 00:05:03,833 BRING UP THE STAGE LIGHTS. 104 00:05:11,375 --> 00:05:12,916 RAISE THE CURTAIN. 105 00:05:13,041 --> 00:05:14,500 - HOW MUCH AM I GETTING FOR THIS? 106 00:05:18,667 --> 00:05:22,500 - UNTO THIS WORLD, AN OCTOPUS WAS BORN, 107 00:05:22,625 --> 00:05:26,208 A CEPHALOPOD WITH PROMISE AND POTENTIAL. 108 00:05:26,333 --> 00:05:28,333 - UM, I'D LIKE A DOUBLE KRABBY MEAL 109 00:05:28,459 --> 00:05:29,625 WITH EXTRA KELP. 110 00:05:29,833 --> 00:05:30,625 - GO AWAY, GO AWAY. SHOO, SHOO. 111 00:05:30,833 --> 00:05:32,459 WHAT DID I TELL YOU? 112 00:05:32,584 --> 00:05:34,041 YOU DO YOUR JOB, OR I'M SHUTTING YOU DOWN. 113 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:35,208 FINE. 114 00:05:35,333 --> 00:05:37,709 HE HAD PROMISE UNTIL HE CAME 115 00:05:37,833 --> 00:05:40,542 TO WORK HERE AT THE KRUSTY KRAB, 116 00:05:40,667 --> 00:05:42,916 SERVING LOCAL MORONS 117 00:05:43,041 --> 00:05:46,333 HEART-STOPPING, ARTERY-CLOGGING GARBAGE 118 00:05:46,459 --> 00:05:49,208 MASQUERADING AS FOOD. 119 00:05:49,333 --> 00:05:53,041 - YAH-HEY! 120 00:05:53,167 --> 00:05:57,041 - AT THE KRUSTY KRAB, HIS TALENT WAS WASTED. 121 00:05:57,167 --> 00:05:58,292 EXCUSE ME. 122 00:05:58,417 --> 00:05:59,500 CAN I GET A REFILL? 123 00:05:59,625 --> 00:06:00,916 - NO, YOU CA— - SQUIDWARD. 124 00:06:02,250 --> 00:06:03,875 YES, YOU CAN. 125 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:08,833 BUT WHO WILL REFILL THE EMPTY CHASM IN MY SOUL? 126 00:06:08,916 --> 00:06:10,916 I DON'T KNOW, MAN. 127 00:06:11,041 --> 00:06:12,000 I DON'T KNOW. 128 00:06:13,542 --> 00:06:15,875 HIS LIFE SHATTERED, 129 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:20,000 IS THERE ANY TASK TOO DEMEANING FOR OUR HERO? 130 00:06:20,125 --> 00:06:22,542 - HEY, MY KRABBY PATTY DOESN'T HAVE KETCHUP. 131 00:06:22,667 --> 00:06:24,459 IT WOULD APPEAR NOT. 132 00:06:24,584 --> 00:06:26,000 NO KETCHUP? 133 00:06:26,125 --> 00:06:27,417 THAT'S TERRIBLE. 134 00:06:27,542 --> 00:06:31,250 HERE, LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT. 135 00:06:31,375 --> 00:06:34,333 WOULD ANY OF YOU WANT THIS JOB? 136 00:06:34,459 --> 00:06:36,041 MM-MM. 137 00:06:36,167 --> 00:06:37,833 - SQUIDWARD, YOU GET THAT CUSTOMER A FRESH PATTY 138 00:06:37,958 --> 00:06:39,292 WITH KETCHUP, NOW. 139 00:06:39,417 --> 00:06:41,459 AND DON'T FORGET TO CHARGE HIM AGAIN. 140 00:06:41,584 --> 00:06:44,875 - AND THEN THERE'S SKINFLINT BOSS. 141 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:47,250 WHAT'S THAT, MR. SQUIDWARD? 142 00:06:47,375 --> 00:06:49,709 UM, BUT MR. KRABS, I'M ACTING. 143 00:06:49,833 --> 00:06:51,875 OH, WELL, THAT'S OKAY THEN. 144 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,000 BUT GET HIM A KRABBY PATTY. 145 00:06:54,125 --> 00:06:55,584 FINE. 146 00:06:55,709 --> 00:06:58,500 SPONGEBOB, ONE KRABBY PATTY WITH KETCHUP. 147 00:06:58,625 --> 00:07:02,208 AND NOW WE COME TO THE WORST PART OF MY JOB, 148 00:07:02,333 --> 00:07:05,375 WORKING WITH HIM. 149 00:07:09,375 --> 00:07:10,250 - HUH? THE—UM— 150 00:07:10,375 --> 00:07:13,208 UH, THE— DAH... 151 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:14,625 I FORGOT MY LINE. 152 00:07:14,833 --> 00:07:16,083 YOU DON'T HAVE ANY LINES! 153 00:07:16,208 --> 00:07:17,208 I DON'T? 154 00:07:17,333 --> 00:07:18,333 NO, JUST STAND THERE 155 00:07:18,459 --> 00:07:20,208 AND ACT LIKE... 156 00:07:20,333 --> 00:07:22,459 YOURSELF. 157 00:07:22,584 --> 00:07:24,375 - OH! I CAN DO THAT. 158 00:07:25,584 --> 00:07:29,875 ONE KRABBY PATTY COMING UP. 159 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,500 OOH, WHAT IS THIS? 160 00:07:31,625 --> 00:07:34,709 A STRAY WRAPPER IN MY KITCHEN? 161 00:07:34,833 --> 00:07:36,667 OH, THE TRASH IS FULL. 162 00:07:36,833 --> 00:07:40,292 I HAD BETTER CALL THE GARBAGE TRUCK. 163 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,500 TALENT. 164 00:07:50,625 --> 00:07:52,958 OUTSTANDING. 165 00:07:53,083 --> 00:07:53,916 THANK YOU. 166 00:07:54,041 --> 00:07:55,916 THAT'LL DO. 167 00:07:56,041 --> 00:07:58,000 BUT LO AND BEHOLD... 168 00:07:58,125 --> 00:08:00,125 - HEY, MAN, WHERE'S MY KRABBY PATTY? 169 00:08:00,250 --> 00:08:03,459 HIS GENIUS WAS UNRECOGNIZED. 170 00:08:03,584 --> 00:08:04,709 COME ON, MAN. 171 00:08:04,833 --> 00:08:06,167 I JUST WANT MY PATTY. 172 00:08:06,292 --> 00:08:08,250 YEAH, ME TOO. 173 00:08:08,375 --> 00:08:10,459 TAKEN FOR GRANTED, 174 00:08:10,584 --> 00:08:13,833 UNCREDITED, OVERLOOKED, 175 00:08:13,916 --> 00:08:15,500 IGNORED... 176 00:08:18,041 --> 00:08:19,167 DISRESPECTED, 177 00:08:19,292 --> 00:08:21,584 UNAPPRECIATED, 178 00:08:21,709 --> 00:08:23,417 UNLOVED. 179 00:08:23,542 --> 00:08:26,000 BUT WORST OF ALL... 180 00:08:26,125 --> 00:08:28,083 UNDERPAID. 181 00:08:29,875 --> 00:08:31,333 IT'S FUNNY, 182 00:08:31,459 --> 00:08:33,584 'CAUSE IT'S TRUE. 183 00:08:35,083 --> 00:08:36,625 - HE'S DONE. ORDER. 184 00:08:36,833 --> 00:08:37,667 UH... 185 00:08:37,833 --> 00:08:39,459 AND FURTHERMORE... 186 00:08:39,584 --> 00:08:41,083 - OH, THERE'S FOREVERMORE. 187 00:08:41,208 --> 00:08:43,833 UNFULFILLED. 188 00:08:43,875 --> 00:08:50,000 IN A WORD, HIS MYRIAD OF TALENTS WERE... WASTED. 189 00:08:50,125 --> 00:08:52,333 OH, COME ON! 190 00:08:52,459 --> 00:08:54,041 WE WANT KRABBY PATTIES. 191 00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:56,208 WE WANT KRABBY PATTIES. 192 00:08:56,333 --> 00:08:59,167 - SQUIDWARD, YOU STILL HAVEN'T GIVEN ME CUSTOMERS 193 00:08:59,292 --> 00:09:00,125 THEIR CRABBY PATTIES. 194 00:09:00,250 --> 00:09:01,833 ALL RIGHT. 195 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:03,542 SPONGEBOB, WHERE'S THAT PATTY? 196 00:09:03,667 --> 00:09:06,542 BOOP, BOOP, BOOP, BOOP, BOOP. 197 00:09:06,667 --> 00:09:07,958 AHH! 198 00:09:08,083 --> 00:09:09,667 WHAT HAVE I DONE? 199 00:09:09,833 --> 00:09:11,625 HAVE I LET THE LURE OF THEATER PRODUCTION 200 00:09:11,833 --> 00:09:13,584 GET BETWEEN ME AND MY PATTIES? 201 00:09:13,709 --> 00:09:15,500 SQUIDWARD, FORGIVE ME. 202 00:09:15,625 --> 00:09:17,083 I LET THE GLAMOUR OF THE STAGE 203 00:09:17,208 --> 00:09:18,916 DISTRACT ME FROM MY TRUE CALLING, 204 00:09:19,041 --> 00:09:22,292 MAKING SURE THAT EVERY KRABBY PATTY I PREPARE 205 00:09:22,417 --> 00:09:23,667 IS THE BEST IT CAN BE. 206 00:09:23,791 --> 00:09:24,833 - UH-HUH. 207 00:09:24,958 --> 00:09:26,500 NO, SQUIDWARD, NO. 208 00:09:26,625 --> 00:09:29,709 THOSE PATTIES AREN'T FIT FOR PUBLIC CONSUMPTION. 209 00:09:29,833 --> 00:09:31,709 HERE, ENJOY. 210 00:09:31,833 --> 00:09:34,250 AH! 211 00:09:34,375 --> 00:09:36,916 UGH. 212 00:09:37,041 --> 00:09:38,333 OH, COME ON. 213 00:09:38,459 --> 00:09:40,292 ALL THAT WAITING FOR THIS? 214 00:09:40,417 --> 00:09:41,500 - OH, PUH-LEASE. 215 00:09:41,625 --> 00:09:43,250 YOU WOULDN'T KNOW QUALITY 216 00:09:43,375 --> 00:09:44,542 IF IT HIT YOU IN THE FACE. 217 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:45,833 DOH! 218 00:09:45,958 --> 00:09:47,292 I SAID IF IT HIT YOU IN THE FACE. 219 00:09:47,417 --> 00:09:48,333 - WHOA-HO-HO-HO. 220 00:09:48,459 --> 00:09:49,875 THAT WAS WORTH THE WAIT. 221 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:50,791 I'LL TAKE TWO MORE. 222 00:09:50,916 --> 00:09:52,000 I'LL TAKE FIVE. 223 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:55,417 - I WANT TO THROW SOMETHING AT HIM. 224 00:09:55,542 --> 00:09:57,333 - HEY, YEAH, WE ALL WANT TO THROW SOMETHING AT HIM. 225 00:09:59,167 --> 00:10:01,459 QUIET! 226 00:10:01,584 --> 00:10:04,667 GENTLE PATRONS, KRABBY PATTIES ARE MEANT TO BE EATEN, 227 00:10:04,791 --> 00:10:06,125 NOT FLUNG. 228 00:10:06,250 --> 00:10:07,500 THINK OF ALL THE JOY 229 00:10:07,625 --> 00:10:09,958 THESE GREASY, JUICY PATTIES 230 00:10:10,083 --> 00:10:11,916 AND THEIR ATTENDANT CONDIMENTS HAVE GIVEN YOU. 231 00:10:12,041 --> 00:10:13,333 GOSH, HE'S RIGHT. 232 00:10:13,459 --> 00:10:15,250 - WE SHOULDN'T BE SO DISRESPECTFUL 233 00:10:15,375 --> 00:10:16,833 OF OUR FAVORITE MEAL. 234 00:10:16,958 --> 00:10:18,709 BLESS YOU ALL. 235 00:10:18,833 --> 00:10:21,000 I LIKE THROWING FOOD. 236 00:10:21,125 --> 00:10:22,083 DOH! 237 00:10:22,208 --> 00:10:23,958 FOOD FIGHT! 238 00:10:24,083 --> 00:10:25,167 DOH! 239 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:26,208 AND FOR YOU? 240 00:10:26,333 --> 00:10:28,625 I'LL TAKE 20. 241 00:10:28,833 --> 00:10:30,709 DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING HEAVIER? 242 00:10:30,833 --> 00:10:32,125 CERTAINLY. 243 00:10:34,833 --> 00:10:36,167 AHH! 244 00:10:38,459 --> 00:10:39,459 OH, BOY. 245 00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:44,500 - SQUIDWARD. SQUIDWARD! 246 00:10:44,625 --> 00:10:46,250 GOOD NEWS. 247 00:10:46,375 --> 00:10:47,833 THE PLAY IS SUCH A SUCCESS, 248 00:10:47,916 --> 00:10:50,625 I'VE ADDED TWO MORE SHOWS AND A MATINEE. 249 00:10:50,833 --> 00:10:51,916 BREAK A LEG TOMORROW. 250 00:10:57,833 --> 00:10:59,208 D'OH. 251 00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:21,250 - AHH, THE ETERNAL EXPANSE OF THE DEEP SEA, 252 00:11:21,375 --> 00:11:24,208 TEEMING WITH FANTASTIC CREATURES... 253 00:11:24,333 --> 00:11:27,000 UH... TEEMING... 254 00:11:27,125 --> 00:11:29,667 I'M SURE THEY'RE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. 255 00:11:29,833 --> 00:11:31,250 AH-HA! 256 00:11:31,375 --> 00:11:33,375 OH, THAT'S A ROCK. 257 00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:35,333 WHERE IS EVERYBODY? 258 00:11:35,459 --> 00:11:36,542 EGH! 259 00:11:36,667 --> 00:11:39,083 IT IS JUST SPONGEBOB. 260 00:11:39,208 --> 00:11:41,083 WATCH AND WITNESS 261 00:11:41,208 --> 00:11:44,208 ONE OF THE RAREST AND MYSTERIOUS RITUALS OF THE DEEP, 262 00:11:44,333 --> 00:11:47,500 THE STARING CONTEST. 263 00:12:02,167 --> 00:12:04,875 - PATRICK, WOW. - WHAT? 264 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,375 - YOU ARE THE BEST STARER I'VE EVER STARED AT. 265 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:10,292 OH, STARING CONTEST. 266 00:12:10,417 --> 00:12:12,208 I THOUGHT IT WAS A BLINKING CONTEST 267 00:12:12,333 --> 00:12:14,292 AND I WAS LOSING. 268 00:12:15,292 --> 00:12:16,292 HARK, PATRICK. 269 00:12:16,417 --> 00:12:17,375 DO YOU HEAR SOMETHING? 270 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,584 thunk! 271 00:12:22,833 --> 00:12:25,250 HMM, IT'S A LETTER FOR SANDY, 272 00:12:25,375 --> 00:12:26,875 ALL THE WAY FROM TEXAS. 273 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,584 WE BETTER DELIVER IT. 274 00:12:29,709 --> 00:12:32,083 SANDY! 275 00:12:32,208 --> 00:12:34,083 OH, IT'S NOT OPENING. 276 00:12:34,208 --> 00:12:35,417 HEY, SPONGEBOB, 277 00:12:35,542 --> 00:12:37,208 I HAVE SOMETHING THAT MIGHT HELP. 278 00:12:37,333 --> 00:12:38,875 "HOW TO OPEN THINGS." 279 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,167 BRILLIANT, PATRICK! 280 00:12:40,292 --> 00:12:42,041 I SAW THE MOVIE, BUT I NEVER READ THE BOOK. 281 00:12:42,167 --> 00:12:43,833 UH, OKAY. 282 00:12:43,958 --> 00:12:46,916 GARBAGE CANS... NO. 283 00:12:47,041 --> 00:12:48,875 JAR... NO. 284 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,208 BOX... NO. 285 00:12:51,333 --> 00:12:52,875 SANDY'S DOOR! 286 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,208 "TWIST TO THE LEFT." 287 00:12:55,333 --> 00:12:57,709 - OH, I WAS TWISTING TO THE RIGHT. 288 00:12:57,833 --> 00:12:59,375 - A COMMON MISTAKE, MY GOOD FRIEND. 289 00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:02,041 ALLOW ME. 290 00:13:05,459 --> 00:13:08,709 OKAY, TIME TO OPEN THIS. 291 00:13:08,833 --> 00:13:11,584 - HI-YA! 292 00:13:11,709 --> 00:13:13,625 TRYING A NINJA SNEAK ATTACK? 293 00:13:14,833 --> 00:13:16,833 HI-YA! 294 00:13:16,958 --> 00:13:20,333 WELL, YOU'RE STILL NO MATCH FOR MY SQUIRREL FU. 295 00:13:20,459 --> 00:13:22,333 IT'S A LETTER FROM MY TWIN BROTHER RANDY. 296 00:13:22,459 --> 00:13:23,500 OH! 297 00:13:26,667 --> 00:13:28,375 DO YOU MIND? 298 00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:30,083 - NOT AT ALL. READ ON. 299 00:13:30,208 --> 00:13:31,292 DOESN'T BOTHER ME. 300 00:13:31,417 --> 00:13:32,709 GET OUT OF MY SUIT! 301 00:13:35,375 --> 00:13:36,625 WELL, GOLLY. 302 00:13:36,833 --> 00:13:38,542 RANDY SAYS THE RODEO'S COME TO TOWN. 303 00:13:38,667 --> 00:13:40,125 I'VE GOT TO HEAD BACK TO TEXAS 304 00:13:40,250 --> 00:13:42,083 AND DEFEND MY CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE. 305 00:13:42,208 --> 00:13:43,875 - CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE? FOR WHAT? 306 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,417 YOU GOT COTTON IN YOUR EARS? 307 00:13:45,542 --> 00:13:47,500 MM, NO, IT'S NOT COTTON. 308 00:13:47,625 --> 00:13:50,292 IT'S ACTUALLY AN OLD MOLDY PIECE OF KRABBY PATTY. 309 00:13:51,833 --> 00:13:53,041 MMM. 310 00:13:53,167 --> 00:13:55,417 - IS YOUR CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE FOR JELLYFISHING? 311 00:13:55,542 --> 00:13:57,083 - NO. - KARATE? 312 00:13:57,208 --> 00:13:58,542 NO! 313 00:13:58,667 --> 00:13:59,833 - PERHAPS THE SCIENCE FAIR, THEN. 314 00:13:59,958 --> 00:14:02,041 - NO, IT'S MY RODEO CHAMPIONSHIP ON THE LINE. 315 00:14:02,167 --> 00:14:03,500 RODEO? 316 00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:05,916 WHAT DOES "RODEO" MEAN? 317 00:14:51,375 --> 00:14:53,250 YEE-HAW! 318 00:15:51,625 --> 00:15:52,709 CLOWNS? 319 00:15:52,833 --> 00:15:54,000 DON'T GO, SANDY. 320 00:15:54,125 --> 00:15:54,916 IT'S TOO RISKY. 321 00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:55,958 I MUST. 322 00:15:56,083 --> 00:15:57,584 IT'S MY DUTY. 323 00:16:08,292 --> 00:16:10,041 OH, THIS IS TERRIBLE. 324 00:16:10,167 --> 00:16:12,083 WE CAN'T LET SANDY GO ALL ALONE. 325 00:16:12,208 --> 00:16:14,375 IT'S TOO DANGEROUS UP THERE, RIGHT, PATRICK? 326 00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:19,125 - EH, I'M IN-DIFF-ER-ENT. 327 00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:20,500 - HOW COULD WE LIVE WITH OURSELVES 328 00:16:20,625 --> 00:16:22,875 IF SANDY GOT HURT AND WE WEREN'T THERE TO HELP? 329 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,292 WHY, I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO LOOK AT MYSELF. 330 00:16:25,417 --> 00:16:27,167 LOOK AT YOURSELF? 331 00:16:27,292 --> 00:16:28,625 HOW DO YOU DO THAT? 332 00:16:28,833 --> 00:16:29,667 WHOA. 333 00:16:29,833 --> 00:16:30,875 EEEH-YAH! 334 00:16:33,833 --> 00:16:34,709 PATRICK! 335 00:16:34,833 --> 00:16:37,125 THIS IS NO TIME FOR SILLY GAMES. 336 00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:38,459 SANDY NEEDS US. 337 00:16:38,584 --> 00:16:40,000 YOU UNDERSTAND? 338 00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:41,000 PATRICK? 339 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,333 PATRICK? 340 00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:44,208 NO MORE TIGHT JEANS! 341 00:16:44,333 --> 00:16:46,833 - OH, I'M SURE SOMEONE ELSE WILL HELP ME. 342 00:16:49,459 --> 00:16:51,167 SO THERE YOU HAVE IT, MR. KRABS. 343 00:16:51,292 --> 00:16:53,250 SANDY REALLY NEEDS OUR HELP. 344 00:16:53,375 --> 00:16:55,500 - OKAY, EXPLAIN IT TO ME AGAIN, 345 00:16:55,625 --> 00:16:57,500 BUT THIS TIME, TAKE OUT ANYTHING 346 00:16:57,625 --> 00:16:59,500 THAT DOESN'T HAVE TO DO WITH MONEY. 347 00:16:59,625 --> 00:17:02,083 UH-HUH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 348 00:17:02,208 --> 00:17:05,667 - I NEED TO FIND SOMEONE WITH COMPASSION, 349 00:17:05,833 --> 00:17:07,709 SOMEONE WHO SELFLESSLY HELPS OTHERS 350 00:17:07,833 --> 00:17:09,833 WITH NO CONCERN FOR HIS OWN SAFETY. 351 00:17:09,916 --> 00:17:12,542 I NEED... A HERO. 352 00:17:14,292 --> 00:17:16,167 OH, SQUIDWARD! 353 00:17:16,292 --> 00:17:17,833 SANDY IS IN TERRIBLE TROUBLE. 354 00:17:17,916 --> 00:17:19,000 YOU'VE GO TO HELP ME SAVE HER. 355 00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:21,709 OH, NO, SALLY'S IN TROUBLE? 356 00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:22,667 UH, SANDY. 357 00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:23,875 DON'T WORRY, SPONGEBOB. 358 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,208 JUST WAIT RIGHT HERE. 359 00:17:27,333 --> 00:17:29,542 I'LL GET MY EMERGENCY SQUIRREL RESCUE KIT. 360 00:17:29,667 --> 00:17:31,292 - RIGHT-O, MR. TENTACLES, SIR. 361 00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:33,625 JUST DON'T PANIC. 362 00:17:43,125 --> 00:17:45,709 WELL, THERE'S ONE LAST PERSON I CAN ASK. 363 00:17:47,958 --> 00:17:51,041 PLANKTON! 364 00:17:51,167 --> 00:17:52,333 WHAT? 365 00:17:52,459 --> 00:17:53,292 SANDY'S IN TROUBLE. 366 00:17:53,417 --> 00:17:55,833 I NEED HELP RESCUING HER. 367 00:17:55,916 --> 00:17:58,667 I'M KIND OF BUSY RIGHT NOW. 368 00:17:58,833 --> 00:18:00,208 - JEEPERS, IT'LL ONLY TAKE A MINUTE. 369 00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:02,375 YEAH, UH, I'D LOVE TO HELP, 370 00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:04,709 BUT I REALLY GOT TO GO. 371 00:18:12,542 --> 00:18:13,459 OUCH. 372 00:18:14,833 --> 00:18:16,833 WELL, I'M GOING TO GO SAVE SANDY 373 00:18:16,916 --> 00:18:18,833 WHETHER ANYONE WANTS TO HELP OR NOT. 374 00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:30,542 I GUESS IT'S JUST YOU AND ME, GARY. 375 00:18:33,167 --> 00:18:36,041 LET'S GO. 376 00:18:36,167 --> 00:18:37,833 GARY THE SNAIL, 377 00:18:37,875 --> 00:18:39,584 DID YOU PLAN ON STAYING HERE WHILE SANDY IS POSSIBLY 378 00:18:39,709 --> 00:18:41,041 IN TROUBLE SOMEWHERE UP THERE? 379 00:18:42,584 --> 00:18:43,875 SHE'S THE SQUIRREL. 380 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,041 - NO, BROWN. 381 00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:47,875 GARY, WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO— 382 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,667 YOU TOO, HUH? 383 00:18:49,833 --> 00:18:51,625 WELL, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT. 384 00:19:30,625 --> 00:19:40,625 EH, PUDDING. 385 00:19:44,542 --> 00:19:54,542 EH, PUDDING. 386 00:20:07,916 --> 00:20:09,333 GOOD MORNING. 387 00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:11,916 - SPONGEBOB, WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS? 388 00:20:12,041 --> 00:20:13,833 - SANDY'S IN TROUBLE, AND I NEED ALL OF YOUR HELP 389 00:20:13,958 --> 00:20:15,875 TO SAVE HER FROM THE HORRORS OF THE RODEO. 390 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,833 THERE ARE CLOWNS THERE! 391 00:20:17,875 --> 00:20:21,542 - SPONGEBOB, THE NEXT TIME YOU "INVITE" ME 392 00:20:21,667 --> 00:20:22,833 TO ONE OF YOUR SLUMBER PARTIES, 393 00:20:22,958 --> 00:20:24,833 I'M CALLING THE COPS. 394 00:20:27,875 --> 00:20:29,417 AH! 395 00:20:31,833 --> 00:20:32,667 WHAT THE— 396 00:20:32,833 --> 00:20:35,250 SPONGEBOB! 397 00:20:35,375 --> 00:20:36,958 YES, SQUIDWARD? 398 00:20:38,083 --> 00:20:39,833 I AM DISGRUNTLED. 399 00:20:45,167 --> 00:20:46,208 WHERE IN THE DEVIL ARE WE? 400 00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:48,625 IT'S... TEXAS. 401 00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:57,041 - WHAT'S THAT, BOY? YOU SEE SANDY? 402 00:20:58,542 --> 00:21:01,333 - AND SHE'S... RIDING A BULLFROG? 403 00:21:01,459 --> 00:21:04,709 - YEE-HAW! 404 00:21:04,833 --> 00:21:07,250 AHOY, SANDY! 405 00:21:07,375 --> 00:21:08,709 HUH? 406 00:21:08,833 --> 00:21:10,125 OW! 407 00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:11,459 GALL DARN IT! 408 00:21:11,584 --> 00:21:13,584 YOU CITY SLICKERS MADE ME LOSE THE RODEO. 409 00:21:13,709 --> 00:21:15,375 WHY ARE YOU HERE, ANYWAYS? 410 00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:18,459 - TO HELP SAVE YOU FROM THIS RODEO THING. 411 00:21:18,584 --> 00:21:20,333 I DON'T NEED TO BE SAVED. 412 00:21:20,459 --> 00:21:22,083 WATCH OUT! 413 00:21:22,208 --> 00:21:23,875 THAT OLD BULLFROG'S GOT A FLEA ON ITS FLANKS, 414 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,916 AND HE'S COMING RIGHT AT YA! 415 00:21:35,542 --> 00:21:37,083 DID WE SAVE SANDY? 416 00:21:37,208 --> 00:21:39,041 NO, PATRICK, WE DIDN'T. 417 00:21:39,167 --> 00:21:40,292 DID WE MAKE ANY MONEY? 418 00:21:41,417 --> 00:21:42,667 AW, CACTUS. 419 00:21:42,833 --> 00:21:44,916 THAT OL' BULLFROG'S GOT SPONGEBOB. 420 00:21:45,041 --> 00:21:47,041 HANG ON, OLD BUDDY. 421 00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:56,875 NEXT TIME, LEAVE THE RODEOS TO ME. 422 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:57,833 AW, NUTS. 423 00:22:02,125 --> 00:22:04,833 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com