ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
SQUAREPANTS!
- HOW ABOUT A LITTLE MORE, PLANKTON?
HAD ENOUGH FOR ONE NIGHT?
OH, GRAMMA,
MORE PUDDING FOR YOU.
- OH, THAT LOOKS SIMPLY DELIGHTFUL.
GROWING UP AS A CHILD.
RATION?
ER, NO, CHOCOLATE.
OPEN UP.
SHOOM!
YOU CAN LET GO OF THE SPOON NOW, GRAMMA.
THERE. OOP.
ON YOUR FACE.
HERE, LET ME.
THERE YOU ARE. THERE YOU ARE, DARLING.
- OH, PLANKTON, YOU ALWAYS WERE MY FAVORITE GRANDDAUGHTER.
- FIVE MINUTES UNTIL BEDTIME, MR. PLANKTON.
- WELL, GRAMMA, THAT'S THE SWEETEST, MOST TENDER—
- FIVE MINUTES, MR. PLA—
THE FIRST TIME!
NOW, WHERE WERE WE?
- GRAMMA, DON'T FORGET YOUR TEETH.
OOH.
NOW, NOW, GRAMMA, JUST RELAX.
THERE, THERE.
THAT'S PERFECT.
PERFECT.
WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS BEFORE?
NO ONE CAN SAY NO TO A HELPLESS LITTLE GRANDMA.
EXCUSE ME, SONNY, I'D SIMPLY LOVE
ONE OF YOUR KRABBY WHATSITS,
HAS SPECIAL NEEDS,
AND I'LL NEED TO SEE A COMPLETE LIST OF INGREDIENTS.
YOU WOULDN'T WANT ME
WITH PAINFUL BLOATING, WOULD YOU?
GOODNESS, NO.
HERE YA ARE.
THANKS, SONNY.
I'M JUST GOING TO TAKE IT HOME.
I LEFT MY BIFOCALS THERE.
YAY! A DIRECT HIT.
THREAT NEUTRALIZED, CAPTAIN.
ROGER, OVER.
RIGHT AWAY, CAPTAIN.
ALL HANDS, PREPARE TO DIVE.
REPEAT, PREPARE TO—
AHEM!
HI, LADY.
WHY, SPONGEBOB,
DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE ME?
EEH, NOT REALLY.
- IT'S ME, YOUR DEAR OLD GREAT-GRAMMY-MAW.
QUICK, COME INSIDE.
WOW.
MY VERY OWN GREAT-GRAMMY-MAW.
WHY HAVE WE NEVER MET?
ALL ABOUT YOUR LIFE, YOUR JOB,
ER, I MEAN—
I'M SO GLAD YOU CAME BACK,
DOUBLE-GREAT-GRAMMY-MAW.
ICK.
YOU'RE COLD.
LET'S WRAP YOU UP IN SOMETHING NICE AND COZY.
OKAY, LEAN FORWARD.
THERE WE GO.
NOW, LEAN BACK, GRAMMY-MAW.
IT'S THE COZIEST PILLOW I HAVE.
SOME OLD FAMILY PHOTO ALBUMS?
- OH.
HERE'S A PICTURE OF ME
MY FIRST APPENDAGE.
PRETTY NEAT PHOTO ALBUM, EH, DOUBLE-G-GRAMMY-MAW?
INTERESTING,
BUT I'D LIKE TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR MORE RECENT AFFAIRS,
LIKE WHERE YOU WORK, FOR INSTANCE.
DON'T WORRY.
I'VE GOT PICTURES OF THAT TOO.
TO GET THROUGH FIRST.
THAT I DIDN'T SUFFER FOR MY OCCUPATION.
HUH?
GREAT-GRAMMY-MAW.
HUH?
OH, I HAD THE MOST HORRIBLE DREAM OF MY LIFE.
HOLY MOTHER OF NEPTUNE, IT'S TRUE.
GOOD MORNING.
I'LL GO AND FIX US A NICE BREAKFAST,
AND THEN WE'LL SPEND THE WHOLE DAY TOGETHER.
SOUNDS DELIGHTFUL.
- SO, GRAMMY-MAW,
LIKE TO DO?
ACTUALLY, SPONGEBOB,
YOUR LIFE, REMEMBER?
HMM.
ALL ABOUT YOUR LIFE, YOUR JOB,
ER, I MEAN—
NO.
YOU COULDN'T POSSIBLY CARE ABOUT ANY OF THAT STUFF.
WAY MORE FULL AND EXCITING.
WELL, UH...
- COME ON. IT'LL BE FUN.
AHH.
ISN'T THIS TEA DELICIOUS, GRANDMA?
WHY, YES.
THIS DRECK?
WHAT?
WHAT I MEANT TO SAY WAS, "MORE, PLEASE."
- KNITTING CIRCLES SURE ARE FUN, EH, GRAMMY-MAW?
NOPE.
- WHY ARE YOU NOT HAVING FUN?
WHY?
BECAUSE I DON'T KNIT, YOU NITWIT.
ARE YOU SURE?
'CAUSE YOU MAKE A REAL NICE SCARF.
AW, GREAT-GRAMMY-MAW, YOU WIN AGAIN.
CANASTA-MASTA.
GRANDMA, YOU GETTIN' BORED?
NO, I'M GETTING HUNGRY.
EATING AWAY AT MY ORGANS.
I COULD EAT A VILLAGE.
FOR A KRABBY PATTY?
WOULD I?
YEAH, I WOULD.
UH, SPONGEBOB,
THE REAR ENTRANCE?
I'M A LITTLE SHY AROUND NEW PEOPLE.
HMM.
HEY, GRAMMY, DO ANTENNAE RUN IN OUR FAMILY?
- ANTENNAE? WHAT, NO, I—
AW, SHE REALLY IS SHY.
SQUIDWARD.
- SPONGEBOB,
ON YOUR DAYS OFF.
- I'M JUST BRINGING IN
FOR SOME LUNCH.
YOUR WHAT?
- MY GREAT-GRAMMY-MAW.
SHE MUST BE HIDING.
WELL, SHE DID SAY SHE WAS SHY.
RIGHT.
SPONGEBOB, I PROMISE NOT TO TELL MR. KRABS ABOUT THIS
I DON'T HAVE TO SEE YOU AGAIN
FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.
GRAMMY, THERE YOU ARE.
I WAS STARTING TO WORRY.
NEVER MIND.
INTO THAT KITCHEN.
WELL, HERE IT IS.
AT LAST.
- GRANDMA, I'M JUST GONNA GO MAKE SURE
THE RESTROOMS ARE STOCKED, YOU KNOW, REAL QUICK.
IT'S PART OF MY DAY-OFF DUTIES.
- OKAY, I'LL BE STANDING
OR ANYTHING.
WHAT?
- NOTHING. GO AHEAD.
LET'S SEE HOW THIS DECOY FLOATS YOUR BOAT.
- OKAY, GRAMMY-MAW, THAT'S TAKEN CARE OF.
I—
GRAMMY-MAW?
HMM, SHE MUST HAVE MADE HER
ALL BY HERSELF.
MAYBE I'LL CATCH UP
WHILE I HAVE THE CHANCE.
LEFTOVER RUBBISH IN THE SINK.
SOUNDS LIKE THERE'S SOMETHING
GRANDMA!
OH, I CAN'T BEAR TO LOOK.
OH, DOUBLE-GREAT-GRAMMY-GRAMS,
AND FRAGILE,
LIKE A BALLOON.
SPONGEBOB.
SPONGEBOB, UP HERE.
- GRANDMA? IS THAT YOU?
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
OH, I'M ALL RIGHT,
BUT I'VE BEEN GROUND TO A PULP.
IF ONLY THERE WAS A NICE, COOL, SAFE PLACE NEARBY,
LIKE A SAFE NEARBY, WHERE I COULD REST AND RECOVER.
- WELL, THERE IS THE SAFE WHERE MR. KRABS KEEPS
THAT PLANKTON'S
FOR THE PAST BUNCH OF YEARS.
I DON'T THINK HE'D MIND
RESTS IN THERE.
WHY WOULD HE?
HERE WE GO.
I'LL COME BACK FOR YOU A LITTLE LATER.
OH, I FEEL BETTER ALREADY.
SWEET DREAMS, GRAMMY-MAW.
SWEET DREAMS INDEED, FOOL.
FOR MR. KRABS.
I'M JUST GOING TO SAVOR THIS MOMENT,
BECAUSE FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE, FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE,
I FEEL TRULY ALIVE.
PLANKTON.
- YOU'VE BEEN A VERY NAUGHTY BOY, PLANKTON.
- BUT I— GRAMMA, I CAN—
- I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR THIS STUFF.
GRAMMA, I CAN EXPLAIN.
I'M SURE YOU CAN.
PLANKTON JR., YOU KNOW,
GRANDMA?
YOU CAUGHT PLANKTON.
LET ME GUESS.
THE SECRET FORMULA, RIGHT?
- GET OUT OF MY WAY, RAPSCALLION.
I'VE HAD ENOUGH FOOLISHNESS FOR ONE DAY.
OH, SORRY, GARE.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE DONE.
SURE HAS GONE DOWNHILL.
UH, MR. KRABS?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE?
- OH, YOU KNOW, UNWINDING, ENJOYING THE FREE PARKING.
OOH.
- WHAT'S HAPPENING TO YOUR CRITTER THERE?
I'M NOT SURE,
BUT WHENEVER HE DOES THAT, HE FINDS CHANGE.
- CHANGE, AS IN LEGAL TENDER?
YEAH, WATCH.
WELL, SHIVER ME SHELL WAX.
YOU'RE LIKE A LITTLE
UH, WHAT DO YOU CALL IT— SNEAGLE.
YOU MEAN SNAIL?
SAY, SPONGEBOB,
WHY DON'T YOU EVER
TO WORK WITH YA?
TO THE WORKPLACE.
- OH, BUT THAT
AN INCREDIBLE TALENT.
YES, BUT FOR SOME REASON,
CAUSES GARY GREAT DISCOMFORT.
DO THAT TO HIM.
I COULD.
- THERE YOU GO. BRING IN THAT CHANGE.
I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THIS ONE FOR MONTHS.
- WHAT'S SO FUNNY, MR. KRABS?
OH, HI, SPONGEBOB.
UH, WELL— SAY, AREN'T YOU
SCRAPING OUT THE DUMPSTER?
DONE AND DONE.
AND SWAB THE POOP DECK, SO TO SPEAK.
YES, SIR.
- HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY CHANGE?
YOUR CHANGE?
BE FAIR GAME.
HEY!
FOR ME POCKETS.
HEY, WHERE'S EVERYBODY GOING?
WAIT. COME BACK.
AH, FINE.
GO ON, THE LOT OF YA.
WITH ME NEW MONEY FINDER HERE, WHO NEEDS YA?
TO CLOSE UP SHOP ANYWAY.
CLOSE UP?
COME ON, GARE, YOU'RE GOING WITH ME.
- YOU'RE NOT TAKING HIM HOME WITH YA JUST YET.
UH, YOU HAVEN'T DEGREASED THE FRYER.
NOW, GET IN THERE AND DO IT.
AND I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU TILL YOU DO.
- AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT JERRY HERE.
I'LL MAKE SURE HE GETS HIS NIGHTLY CRAWL.
GARY.
EXCUSE ME, MA'AM.
JUST LIKE THE CLEAN STUFF.
OOP.
SPONGEBOB, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
- MR. KRABS,
SCRUBBING THE FRYER, SIR.
EASY WORK OF IT.
TO MY FRIZZLED HANDS.
- YOU GOT TO KEEP WORKING, BOY.
I DO?
YEAH.
WHY DON'T YOU, UM,
FROM SMALLEST TO LARGEST?
- HEY, AREN'T THEY THE SAME SIZE?
- THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO BELIEVE, BOYO.
NOW, GET BACK IN THERE AND TAKE A LONG LOOK.
WILL DO, CAP'N.
LA, LA-LA, LA-LA, LA-LA-LA.
HOO!
TREASURE HUNT, EH, BOY?
YOU OKAY, BARRY?
ATTABOY.
MR. KRABS WAS RIGHT.
BY AS MUCH AS FIVE NANOMETERS.
WELL, I'D BETTER GET TO WORK.
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
WE AIN'T GOT TIME FOR THAT.
THERE'S A LAUNDROMAT THAT NEEDS TO BE CLEANED OUT.
CLEANED OUT.
GET IT?
AH, NEVER MIND. MUSH!
- IF YOU DON'T GET MOVING, I'M GONNA—
YOU'RE GONNA DO WHAT, SIR?
- EH, I WAS GONNA GIVE HIM A SNAILY TREAT.
SEE?
OH, OKAY.
THOSE RIVETS ARE ALL REARRANGED, MR. KRABS.
HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?
UH, OKAY, THEN,
TO PAINT THE KRUSTY KRAB.
- NO PROBLEM. THAT'S EASY.
- EH, EH, EH,
WITH THIS TOOTHBRUSH.
SURE THING, SIR.
BYE, LITTLE PAL.
OH, HO, HO.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT TERRY.
HE'S IN GOOD CLAWS.
- I'M SURE HE IS. GOOD-BYE.
NOW, LITTLE SNEAGLE,
TO DO SOME LAUNDRY?
HUH?
HEY.
WHERE'S MY CHANGE?
WELL, THAT STINKS.
I'LL BET HE DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING.
HEY, WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA—
ER...
AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW.
IT'S JUST LIKE TAKING CANDY FROM A BABY.
OVER THERE.
JUST FLEW FROM THE MACHINE.
- DON'T WORRY, SIR. WE'LL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.
- UH-OH, THEY'RE ON TO US.
TIME FOR PLAN "B."
AH, THAT SHOULD DO IT.
AH, I BETTER CHECK IN WITH MR. KRABS
ANY MORE IMPOSSIBLE STUFF.
OH, BOY.
I'M NOT GONNA HEAR THE END OF THIS WHEN I GET HOME.
PARDON ME, SIR.
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN A KRAB
WALKING AROUND WITH A SNAIL, HAVE YOU?
- SAY, ARE YOU IN WITH THOSE THIEVING CRIMINALS TOO?
THIEVING WHAT?
WHAT STOLE MY MONEY.
TO SWIPE MY COINS FROM ME.
HIS SNEAGLE?
THAT'S RIGHT.
WHY, THE COINS WERE STICKIN' RIGHT TO ITS SHELL.
- MR. KRABS, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY GARY?
HUH, SO THIS IS WHAT A HOTBED OF SIN LOOKS LIKE.
HOW'S IT GOING, BOYO?
YOU FEELING THE COIN VIBES?
YOU DON'T FEEL SO GOOD?
YOU LOOK FINE TO ME.
NOW, QUIT BEING SUCH A BABY,
SOME MONEY.
EXCUSE ME.
COMING THROUGH.
UH, HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE, HOO, BOY.
BEING PREGGERS.
UH, YEAH.
OOH!
OH!
OOH.
GET READY FOR A DOWNPOUR, ME BOY.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THANK YOU FOR YOUR MONEY.
- HUH? WHAT?
- COME ON, HARRY, LET'S GO.
COME ON, YOU.
MR. KRABS.
FOR SHAME.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I'M JUST SHOWING RORY OFF.
DON'T YOU LIE TO ME.
TO STEAL MONEY.
OF THE SORT.
I WOULD NEVER STEAL.
MAKING UP STORIES, BOYO.
I'M NOT MAKING UP ANYTHING.
YOUR LITTLE SCHEME.
YOU'RE THE ONE MAKING UP STORIES.
- DON'T YOU HAVE WORK YOU SHOULD BE DOING?
OH, THAT'S RICH.
NO, IF I WAS RICH,
I WOULDN'T HAVE TO HIRE THE LIKES OF YOU.
- THAT'S HURTFUL, MR. KRABS, AND YOU KNOW IT.
- WHY, YOU LITTLE YELLOW—
WELL, I NEVER.
YOU NEVER WHAT,
DECENT LANGUAGE?
I HIRED SO LONG AGO?
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
JACKPOT!
MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY.
COME TO PAPA.
OH, BOY.
- YEAH, HE'S IN PRETTY BAD SHAPE
OF ALL THAT METAL,
BUT HE'LL PULL THROUGH.
- DOCTOR, HOW DOES THIS SORT OF THING HAPPEN?
SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT.
- HEY, MY MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY FRIDGE MAGNET.
- YES, IT APPEARS THAT YOUR PET SWALLOWED IT.
MAGNETIC PULL.
'CAUSE IT'S A MAGNET.
THAT'S IT, MR. KRABS.
WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
- UNFORTUNATELY, THERE'S STILL THE MATTER OF THE BILL.
- WHAT? OH, I CAN'T AFFORD THIS.
- ACTUALLY, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE GOT
TO COVER IT.
NOOOOO!
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