- all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
SQUAREPANTS!
WHOA!
thud! OOPH!
LOOK.
COLLECTION.
IT'S A LITTLE LAND THAT'S ALL MINE.
NOW IT'S SNOWING IN MY LITTLE LAND.
IT'S SNOWING AGAIN.
HUH?
thud!
HEY.
MUST BE HAVING AN EARTHQUAKE.
ROAR!
MUST HAVE BEEN AN AFTERSHOCK.
ROAR!
UH, HEY!
NO WONDER YOU'RE ANGRY.
GOT TO TURN IT UPSIDE DOWN.
SEE?
OH.
SNOW GLOBES ARE ALWAYS FUNNY.
HEY.
YOU WANT TO SMELL MY ARMPIT?
THERE YOU GO.
OOH.
THANKS.
OH, HEY,
DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY TAG?
YEAH.
NEVER PLAYED IT BEFORE, HUH?
UH, YEAH, IT'S KIND OF HARD TO EXPLAIN.
OH! HOW ABOUT HIDE AND SEEK?
- NO, NO, NO. THIS ONE'S EASY.
WHILE THE OTHER GUY HIDES,
AND YOU WIN.
OKAY?
READY.
UH, NOW GO HIDE.
ONE, TWO, THREE
I CAN SKIP A FEW. 100.
OKAY, READY OR NOT, HERE I COME!
HEY.
WHERE'D YOU GO?
WHY ARE YOU HIDING FROM ME?
THIS GAME'S HARDER THAN I THOUGHT.
SMELL MY ARMPIT AGAIN?
YOU WIN AGAIN.
HEY, HEY!
MEET MY FRIEND SPONGEBOB?
OH, HE'S A LITTLE WEIRD,
WILL PROBABLY GET ALONG.
MORE CORAL RING TOSS LATER.
DINNERTIME, GARY.
AND KRILL.
WHAT IS THAT HORRIFIC BANGING?
- PATRICK'S BEING EATEN BY A GIANT SEA MONSTER!
- HEY! HEY!
OH, HE'S CRYING OUT FOR HELP.
HEY, SPONGEBOB!
HEY! UP HERE!
LOOK!
NO HANDS!
- GARY, THIS IS EVEN WORSE THAN YESTERDAY.
EXCUSE ME.
YOUR ICE MACHINE'S BROKEN.
KEEP LOOKING.
YOU'LL FIND SOMEONE WHO CARES.
- UH, YOU'RE THE OWNER HERE, AREN'T YOU?
THAT WOULD BE ME.
- WELL, I THINK YOUR ICE MACHINE MIGHT BE BROKEN.
- OOH. TRY TELLING THAT GUY OVER THERE.
EXCUSE ME.
THE ICE MACHINE'S BROKEN.
NO!
WHY?
IT WAS HORRIBLE.
PATRICK!
SPONGEBOB!
I MUST HAVE BEEN DAYDREAMING.
I SAW YOU IN THIS BIG MONSTER'S DRIPPING MAW,
YOU WERE BEING EATEN.
WELL, I WASN'T BEING EATEN.
THAT MONSTER IS MY FRIEND.
YOU MIGHT LIKE TO MEET HIM.
TO MEET HIM.
WELL, IN THAT CASE, SPONGEBOB,
TO INTRODUCE YOU TO...
I FORGOT HIS NAME.
WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO I DO?
DON'T PANIC.
INTRODUCE ME FIRST.
THEN HE'LL SAY HIS NAME WHEN HE MEETS ME.
- OKAY. UM, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MY FRIEND SPONGEBOB.
AND YOU ARE?
RRARRG!
NICE TO MEET YOU, MR. RRARRG!
WELL, RRARRG!
NOW THAT WE'RE FRIENDS,
MY HOME.
AND THIS IS MY HOME.
WHERE IS YOUR HOME?
OH, MAYBE HE DOESN'T HAVE A HOME.
DOESN'T HAVE A HOME?
ding! HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
IF YOU WANT, RRARRG.
smash!
OH, HE SMASHED YOUR HOUSE.
- YEAH.
- HE'S GONNA SMASH YOUR HOUSE NOW.
HE'S GOING TO SMASH MY HOUSE?
GARY!
JUMP, GARY!
- JUMP! - MEOW.
- PARACHUTE, GARY. USE YOUR PARACHUTE!
smash!
- HE'S GONNA SMASH SQUIDWARD'S PLACE NOW.
- UM, PATRICK, I DON'T—
ENCORE!
smash!
OH.
WOW.
THE POLICE HAVE ARRIVED.
LITTLE FENCE AROUND RRARRG.
HI, SQUIDWARD, YOU'RE HOME EARLY.
- HOLD IT, BUDDY. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
I LIVE HERE.
AND WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
- OH, THE THOUGHT OF ANYONE LIVING IN A PILE OF GRAVEL.
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, SIR,
THAT MY HOME IS A...
PILE OF RUBBLE?
SIR, DON'T YELL AT ME.
- WE DON'T WANT TO ALERT THE— - ALERT THE WHAT?
THE FENCE OVER THERE.
HE WAVED AT YOU, SQUIDWARD
THAT MEANS HE LIKES YOU.
HE LIKES ME?
OFFICER, ARREST ME RIGHT NOW,
BECAUSE I'M ABOUT
WANTS TO SEE.
- WHAT DO YOU THINK HE'S DOING UP THERE?
- WHO? - THE BIG GUY.
I DON'T KNOW.
- WHAT? - I SAID, "I DON'T KNOW."
HE'S ESCAPED!
- QUICK, EVERYBODY INTO THE—
QUICK, EVERYBODY INTO THE SQUAD CAR!
OH, DARN IT.
NOW WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
ON FOOT.
IT'S HEADED STRAIGHT FOR TOWN.
THERE! BY THE MAGAZINE STAND.
- all: OOH. - HUH?
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, BUB.
THIS IS A NEWSSTAND, NOT A LIBRARY.
OKAY, ONE MORE STEP, AND I'LL SNEEZE.
WAIT JUST ONE MINUTE.
THIS IS MY FRIEND.
IF YOU WANT TO GET TO HIM,
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME.
WE'RE PREPARED TO DO THAT.
ACTUALLY...
FOR A MINUTE.
PSST!
YOU MEAN THAT THING CAN SPEAK?
OF COURSE.
HE'S A GIANT FREAK OF NATURE,
THAT CAN'T SPEAK.
MOLTETH HIS FEATHERS,
MUST DIMMETH AS THE SETTING SUN.
- THAT WAS...
BEAUTIFUL.
RUN HIM OUT OF TOWN.
TO SEE HIM GO.
YEAH, CRUSHES.
PATRICK, CRUSHES!
THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA.
YEAH.
OKAY.
TWO CUBES, PLEASE.
smash!
YOUR ICE CUBES, SIR.
- WHAT? WHERE?
smash!
splash!
HEY. THANKS, BUDDY.
DON'T THANK ME.
THANK RRARRG.
HEY, WHERE'S MY ALARM CLOCK?
MEOW!
- YOUR SHELL IS GONE TOO? - MEOW.
I THINK WE'VE BEEN ROBBED!
MEOW!
SHE'S GONE!
MY CLARINET IS MISSING.
HMM.
STRANGE INDEED.
MY CUFFLINKS!
THEY'RE MISSING!
OH, WHY?
WHY?
- I HOPE THIS DOESN'T MEAN THAT WE'RE MISSING THE ONE THING
THAT'S NEAREST AND DEAREST TO OUR HEARTS.
NOPE, I'M RIGHT HERE.
THE KRUSTY KRAB!
- WHEW!
- bang! - REPORTING FOR DUTY, MR. KRABS.
MR. KRABS?
MR. KRABS!
MR. KRABS?
PEARL? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
OH, NOTHING, SPONGEBOB.
TO JUGGLE SCHOOLWORK,
HAVING A SOCIAL LIFE,
AND RUNNING THE FAMILY BUSINESS.
THAT'S ALL.
DRAMA QUEEN.
WHERE'S YOUR DAD?
I DON'T KNOW.
THIS MORNING,
HE WAS GONE.
MR. KRABS IS MISSING?
I'M MISSING MY CLARINET.
AND GARY'S SHELL.
HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY CUFFLINKS?
SO YOU LOST YOUR CUFFLINKS, EH?
THEY'RE PROBABLY IN THE BIKINI BOTTOM TRIANGLE.
THE BIKINI BOTTOM TRIANGLE?
THAT'S RIGHT.
FIRST, AN EERIE FOG ROLLS IN.
THEN, YOU CAN HEAR
OF THE MERMAIDS.
AND THEN, POOF!
YOUR CUFFLINKS ARE GONE,
NEVER TO RETURN.
POOF!
MUST HAVE TAKEN MR. KRABS.
WE GOT TO FIND HIM.
- MAYBE MR. KRABS IS DOING
FOR LOOSE CHANGE.
MR. KRABS, ARE YOU OUT HERE?
OH, NO.
IS THAT A MERMAID SONG?
NO, JUST A THICK EERIE FOG.
- UH-OH.
SQUIDWARD.
COME ON, SQUIDWARD.
QUIT MESSING AROUND.
WE GOT TO FIND MR. KRA—
HEY! GUMBALLS!
THE BIKINI BOTTOM TRIANGLE?
LOOKS MORE LIKE A DUMP.
- COME ON, WE GOT TO FIND MR. KRABS.
THE KRUSTY KRAB NEEDS HIM.
MR. KRABS!
SQUIDWARD, THIS IS NO TIME FOR SEA HORSEPLAY.
OH, MY NECK.
MR. KRABS?
MR. KRABS!
WOULD YOU SHUT IT ALREADY?
- OH, SQUIDWARD, MR. KRABS IS GONE.
OH, IT HURTS SO BAD.
I CAN'T TAKE IT MUCH LONGER.
I HOPE HE'S NOT IN ANY PAIN,
WHEREVER HE IS.
I THINK HE'S DOING JUST FINE.
MR. KRABS, YOU GOT TO GET UP.
WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.
OKAY, TIBOR, I THINK I'M GOOD.
PLENTY OF FLUIDS.
LOOK, SPONGEBOB.
YOU SEE, ALL THIS STUFF, INCLUDING YOU AND ME,
SING THEIR BEAUTIFUL SONG.
TO SUCK THE SKY LIKE A VACUUM,
ON THIS ISLAND.
AND RESELLABLE STUFF.
OOH!
YIPPEE! A NEW SHIPMENT.
FREE STUFF,
HERE I... COME?
PRETTY NEAT, EH, BOY?
WHOO!
PATRICK!
HAVE YOU FOUND MY CUFFLINKS?
NO.
PATRICK, IS THAT A KRABBY PATTY?
YEP.
PEARL DOESN'T MAKE THEM AS GOOD AS YOU DO THOUGH.
- PEARL? - gulp!
OH, ME SWEET LITTLE GIRL.
ALL ALONE...
WITH ME CASH REGISTER!
DADDY!
PEARL!
GET ME OUT OF THIS TRASH HEAP.
thud!
OH, ME LITTLE ANGEL.
THANKS, MYSTERIOUS SINGING MERMAIDS.
OH, ENOUGH WITH THE HUGGING.
THAT'S IT, MR. KRABS.
I'LL JUST FIND
HOW TO GET OUT OF HERE.
WHOA.
RIDING PIGGYBACK IS EXHAUSTING.
YOU'RE TELLING ME.
thud!
WHOA.
I LOVE THIS MIRROR, GIRLS,
BUT IT IS SO TEN MINUTES AGO.
- LIKE, I COULDN'T AGREE WITH YOU MORE.
- YEAH, LIKE, ALL THIS STUFF IS OLD NEWS.
SHALL WE, LADIES?
UH, EXCUSE ME.
HI.
UM, CAN I HELP YOU?
- UH, YES, MERMAID LADIES, YOU ACTUALLY CAN HELP US.
UH, YEAH.
- YEAH, WE'D LIKE TO KNOW HOW TO GET OUT OF HERE, PLEASE.
- LIKE, THIS IS THE BIKINI BOTTOM TRIANGLE.
NOTHING EVER LEAVES. DUH.
ARE YOU SURE?
- LOOK, LITTLE FREAKAZOID, WE ONLY KNOW ONE THING.
AND THAT'S HOW TO SURROUND
WHENEVER WE FEEL LIKE IT.
ANYTHING BEYOND THAT IS T.N.O.P.
T. NOP?
UH, YEAH.
YOU KNOW, TOTALLY NOT OUR PROBLEM.
OH, T.N.O.P.
OKAY, WELL, THANKS ANYWAY.
COME ON, PATRICK, LET'S GO.
PATRICK.
UH, YOU GO AHEAD, SPONGEBOB.
I'M GONNA HANG WITH THE LADIES FOR A BIT.
- COME ON. COME ON, I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE.
A-HA!
PLAYING HARD TO GET, WEREN'T YOU, LITTLE ONE?
LITTLE ONE?
HOW DARE YOU, SIR!
UNFORTUNATELY, I WAS UNABLE
SPONGEBOB?
SPONGEBOB, BOY-OH.
SPONGEBOB, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
SHOULD WE HELP?
HE LOOKS FINE TO ME.
- WHAT'S THE MATTER, BOY-OH?
YOUR KRABBY PATTY METER'S ON EMPTY!
PLEASE, GREAT VACUUM CLEANER, GIVE US JUST ONE LITTLE...
KRABBY PATTY.
gulp!
OH, YEAH!
WOW, SIR.
PATTY I HAVE EVER EATEN.
- WHY, THANK YOU, BOY-OH,
I'M GLAD YOU— WAIT A MINUTE.
I DIDN'T MAKE THAT KRABBY PATTY.
AND YOU DIDN'T MAKE THAT KRABBY PATTY.
COULDN'T HAVE MADE IT,
THAT ROTTEN PIPSQUEAK, PLANKTON.
SO...
HOW DO WE GET OUT OF HERE?
- WELL, SIR, BASED ON WHAT THE MERMAIDS TOLD ME, THERE—
THERE IS NO WAY OUT.
OH, REALLY?
WELL, I THINK YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO TALK TO THE LADIES.
- OH, SIR, I—
- LOOK, BOY, I GOT A WAY WITH THE LADIES.
THE OLD KRABS' CHARM
GET OUT OF THIS PLACE.
SO THERE'S REALLY NO WAY OUT OF THIS PLACE?
'CAUSE I REALLY NEED TO GET BACK
FROM RUINING ME.
T.N.O.P., GRANDPA.
T. NOP?
TOTALLY NOT OUR PROBLEM.
OH, AND P.S.,
HERE'S YOUR CREEPY PINK FRIEND BACK.
- thud!
- DADDY! DADDY!
- DON'T WORRY, PEARL, DADDY'S OKAY.
CAN I GO TO THE MALL NOW?
THE MALL?
- I WANT TO GO TO THE MALL!
LIKE, WHAT'S A MALL?
WAIT. WHAT?
YOU SERIOUSLY DON'T KNOW WHAT A MALL IS?
I'M SERIOUSLY SERIOUS.
- WELL, THE MALL IS, LIKE,
YOU WANT.
- REALLY? - NO WAY.
other mermaids: WE WANT TO GO TO THE MALL!
OH, DO YOU?
UH-HUH!
- NOW, HOW DO YOU PROPOSE WE DO THAT, HUH?
snap! WAIT, I KNOW.
ON THE GIANT VACUUM CLEANER.
THAT'S IT, SIR!
IT'S THE MERMAIDS!
WHAT?
IS THE MERMAIDS.
TO SING THEIR SONG BACKWARDS.
snap!
- YEAH! BACKWARDS.
YEAH, BACKWARDS.
WHAT A STUPID IDEA.
WHOA!
creak!
crash!
YOU READY FOR THE MALL?
YEAH!
MALL! MALL!
HELLO, MISERABLE LIFE.
I'M BACK.
IT'S ME DENTURES!
TIBOR, YOU'RE ALIVE!
ISN'T IT GREAT, MR. KRABS?
EVERYONE'S RECLAIMING THEIR STUFF.
MR. KRABS?
SPEAKING OF RECLAIMING...
ALL RIGHT, PLANKTON, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO.
BUT THE JIG'S UP, YOU LITTLE CONNIVING PIPSQUEAK.
HUH?
ACTUALLY, THE NAME'S CHARLES.
FIGURED I'D HOLD DOWN THE FORT FOR YOU WHILE YOU WERE GONE.
- SO YOU'VE BEEN THE ONE MAKING KRABBY PATTIES?
- YEP. ALL ME.
OH, AND BY THE WAY,
YOU'VE GOT A LITTLE VERMIN PROBLEM.
- VERMIN? YOU TAKE THAT BACK.
HE'S A FEISTY ONE.
HEY!
I FOUND MY CUFFLINKS!
THAT'S BETTER.
GOOD DAY, GENTLEMEN.
HOME, REGINALD.
- PATRICK, YOU DROPPED YOUR CUMMERBUND.