1 00:00:01,437 --> 00:00:03,312 - all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY? 2 00:00:03,354 --> 00:00:05,354 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 3 00:00:05,395 --> 00:00:07,270 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 4 00:00:07,312 --> 00:00:09,229 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 5 00:00:10,561 --> 00:00:12,645 SQUAREPANTS! 6 00:00:36,062 --> 00:00:37,020 WHOA! 7 00:00:37,062 --> 00:00:38,686 thud! OOPH! 8 00:00:38,728 --> 00:00:40,062 LOOK. 9 00:00:41,811 --> 00:00:46,728 COLLECTION. 10 00:00:52,645 --> 00:00:55,520 IT'S A LITTLE LAND THAT'S ALL MINE. 11 00:00:56,811 --> 00:00:59,354 NOW IT'S SNOWING IN MY LITTLE LAND. 12 00:01:01,978 --> 00:01:03,686 IT'S SNOWING AGAIN. 13 00:01:05,770 --> 00:01:06,895 HUH? 14 00:01:06,937 --> 00:01:08,937 thud! 15 00:01:10,020 --> 00:01:11,645 HEY. 16 00:01:11,686 --> 00:01:13,603 MUST BE HAVING AN EARTHQUAKE. 17 00:01:15,895 --> 00:01:18,937 ROAR! 18 00:01:18,978 --> 00:01:24,103 MUST HAVE BEEN AN AFTERSHOCK. 19 00:01:24,145 --> 00:01:26,520 ROAR! 20 00:01:26,561 --> 00:01:27,645 UH, HEY! 21 00:01:27,686 --> 00:01:29,520 NO WONDER YOU'RE ANGRY. 22 00:01:29,561 --> 00:01:32,603 GOT TO TURN IT UPSIDE DOWN. 23 00:01:32,645 --> 00:01:34,103 SEE? 24 00:01:38,312 --> 00:01:39,811 OH. 25 00:02:12,561 --> 00:02:15,978 SNOW GLOBES ARE ALWAYS FUNNY. 26 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:18,520 HEY. 27 00:02:18,561 --> 00:02:20,728 YOU WANT TO SMELL MY ARMPIT? 28 00:02:20,770 --> 00:02:21,728 THERE YOU GO. 29 00:02:32,229 --> 00:02:33,187 OOH. 30 00:02:33,229 --> 00:02:35,103 THANKS. 31 00:02:35,145 --> 00:02:36,312 OH, HEY, 32 00:02:36,354 --> 00:02:37,770 DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY TAG? 33 00:02:37,811 --> 00:02:40,312 YEAH. 34 00:02:40,354 --> 00:02:42,770 NEVER PLAYED IT BEFORE, HUH? 35 00:02:42,811 --> 00:02:46,603 UH, YEAH, IT'S KIND OF HARD TO EXPLAIN. 36 00:02:47,895 --> 00:02:49,645 OH! HOW ABOUT HIDE AND SEEK? 37 00:02:51,603 --> 00:02:53,561 - NO, NO, NO. THIS ONE'S EASY. 38 00:02:53,603 --> 00:02:57,770 WHILE THE OTHER GUY HIDES, 39 00:02:57,811 --> 00:02:59,853 AND YOU WIN. 40 00:02:59,895 --> 00:03:00,853 OKAY? 41 00:03:00,895 --> 00:03:01,895 READY. 42 00:03:01,937 --> 00:03:03,561 UH, NOW GO HIDE. 43 00:03:03,603 --> 00:03:04,728 ONE, TWO, THREE 44 00:03:04,770 --> 00:03:06,103 I CAN SKIP A FEW. 100. 45 00:03:06,145 --> 00:03:09,728 OKAY, READY OR NOT, HERE I COME! 46 00:03:09,770 --> 00:03:11,728 HEY. 47 00:03:11,770 --> 00:03:15,020 WHERE'D YOU GO? 48 00:03:15,062 --> 00:03:17,103 WHY ARE YOU HIDING FROM ME? 49 00:03:18,811 --> 00:03:22,561 THIS GAME'S HARDER THAN I THOUGHT. 50 00:03:24,853 --> 00:03:29,853 SMELL MY ARMPIT AGAIN? 51 00:03:29,895 --> 00:03:31,270 YOU WIN AGAIN. 52 00:03:31,312 --> 00:03:33,145 HEY, HEY! 53 00:03:33,187 --> 00:03:35,937 MEET MY FRIEND SPONGEBOB? 54 00:03:35,978 --> 00:03:37,728 OH, HE'S A LITTLE WEIRD, 55 00:03:37,770 --> 00:03:41,811 WILL PROBABLY GET ALONG. 56 00:03:43,229 --> 00:03:45,728 MORE CORAL RING TOSS LATER. 57 00:03:48,187 --> 00:03:49,728 DINNERTIME, GARY. 58 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:53,312 AND KRILL. 59 00:03:55,020 --> 00:03:58,312 WHAT IS THAT HORRIFIC BANGING? 60 00:04:02,811 --> 00:04:06,145 - PATRICK'S BEING EATEN BY A GIANT SEA MONSTER! 61 00:04:06,187 --> 00:04:07,187 - HEY! HEY! 62 00:04:07,229 --> 00:04:08,895 OH, HE'S CRYING OUT FOR HELP. 63 00:04:08,937 --> 00:04:10,728 HEY, SPONGEBOB! 64 00:04:10,770 --> 00:04:12,686 HEY! UP HERE! 65 00:04:12,728 --> 00:04:13,978 LOOK! 66 00:04:14,020 --> 00:04:15,561 NO HANDS! 67 00:04:15,603 --> 00:04:17,437 - GARY, THIS IS EVEN WORSE THAN YESTERDAY. 68 00:04:25,354 --> 00:04:26,561 EXCUSE ME. 69 00:04:26,603 --> 00:04:27,895 YOUR ICE MACHINE'S BROKEN. 70 00:04:27,937 --> 00:04:29,187 KEEP LOOKING. 71 00:04:29,229 --> 00:04:31,145 YOU'LL FIND SOMEONE WHO CARES. 72 00:04:31,187 --> 00:04:32,937 - UH, YOU'RE THE OWNER HERE, AREN'T YOU? 73 00:04:32,978 --> 00:04:33,686 THAT WOULD BE ME. 74 00:04:35,312 --> 00:04:37,645 - WELL, I THINK YOUR ICE MACHINE MIGHT BE BROKEN. 75 00:04:37,686 --> 00:04:41,895 - OOH. TRY TELLING THAT GUY OVER THERE. 76 00:04:41,937 --> 00:04:43,312 EXCUSE ME. 77 00:04:43,354 --> 00:04:46,978 THE ICE MACHINE'S BROKEN. 78 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:51,395 NO! 79 00:04:51,437 --> 00:04:53,437 WHY? 80 00:04:53,479 --> 00:04:55,686 WHY? 81 00:04:55,728 --> 00:04:57,937 WHY? 82 00:04:57,978 --> 00:05:02,312 WHY? 83 00:05:02,354 --> 00:05:03,686 IT WAS HORRIBLE. 84 00:05:05,561 --> 00:05:06,645 PATRICK! 85 00:05:06,686 --> 00:05:07,728 PATRICK! 86 00:05:07,770 --> 00:05:08,728 SPONGEBOB! 87 00:05:08,770 --> 00:05:10,187 I MUST HAVE BEEN DAYDREAMING. 88 00:05:10,229 --> 00:05:12,686 I SAW YOU IN THIS BIG MONSTER'S DRIPPING MAW, 89 00:05:12,728 --> 00:05:14,312 YOU WERE BEING EATEN. 90 00:05:14,354 --> 00:05:16,312 WELL, I WASN'T BEING EATEN. 91 00:05:16,354 --> 00:05:18,479 THAT MONSTER IS MY FRIEND. 92 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:20,270 YOU MIGHT LIKE TO MEET HIM. 93 00:05:20,312 --> 00:05:22,062 TO MEET HIM. 94 00:05:22,103 --> 00:05:24,937 WELL, IN THAT CASE, SPONGEBOB, 95 00:05:24,978 --> 00:05:28,062 TO INTRODUCE YOU TO... 96 00:05:31,062 --> 00:05:32,728 I FORGOT HIS NAME. 97 00:05:32,770 --> 00:05:34,020 WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO I DO? 98 00:05:34,062 --> 00:05:35,020 DON'T PANIC. 99 00:05:35,062 --> 00:05:36,395 INTRODUCE ME FIRST. 100 00:05:36,437 --> 00:05:38,520 THEN HE'LL SAY HIS NAME WHEN HE MEETS ME. 101 00:05:38,561 --> 00:05:44,520 - OKAY. UM, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MY FRIEND SPONGEBOB. 102 00:05:44,561 --> 00:05:46,103 AND YOU ARE? 103 00:05:46,145 --> 00:05:50,520 RRARRG! 104 00:05:50,561 --> 00:05:54,145 NICE TO MEET YOU, MR. RRARRG! 105 00:05:56,937 --> 00:05:58,437 WELL, RRARRG! 106 00:05:58,479 --> 00:05:59,561 NOW THAT WE'RE FRIENDS, 107 00:05:59,603 --> 00:06:03,354 MY HOME. 108 00:06:03,395 --> 00:06:06,270 AND THIS IS MY HOME. 109 00:06:08,645 --> 00:06:12,187 WHERE IS YOUR HOME? 110 00:06:12,229 --> 00:06:14,187 OH, MAYBE HE DOESN'T HAVE A HOME. 111 00:06:14,229 --> 00:06:16,145 DOESN'T HAVE A HOME? 112 00:06:16,187 --> 00:06:17,728 ding! HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. 113 00:06:17,770 --> 00:06:20,937 IF YOU WANT, RRARRG. 114 00:06:42,770 --> 00:06:46,103 smash! 115 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:50,062 OH, HE SMASHED YOUR HOUSE. 116 00:06:50,103 --> 00:06:55,937 - YEAH. 117 00:06:55,978 --> 00:06:57,937 - HE'S GONNA SMASH YOUR HOUSE NOW. 118 00:07:00,603 --> 00:07:02,770 HE'S GOING TO SMASH MY HOUSE? 119 00:07:02,811 --> 00:07:04,437 GARY! 120 00:07:06,020 --> 00:07:08,853 GARY! 121 00:07:08,895 --> 00:07:09,853 JUMP, GARY! 122 00:07:09,895 --> 00:07:11,520 - JUMP! - MEOW. 123 00:07:11,561 --> 00:07:13,437 - PARACHUTE, GARY. USE YOUR PARACHUTE! 124 00:07:20,561 --> 00:07:22,437 smash! 125 00:07:22,479 --> 00:07:24,895 - HE'S GONNA SMASH SQUIDWARD'S PLACE NOW. 126 00:07:26,895 --> 00:07:27,895 - UM, PATRICK, I DON'T— 127 00:07:29,395 --> 00:07:31,270 ENCORE! 128 00:07:32,479 --> 00:07:35,937 smash! 129 00:07:46,354 --> 00:07:47,520 OH. 130 00:07:49,062 --> 00:07:50,728 WOW. 131 00:07:50,770 --> 00:07:52,645 THE POLICE HAVE ARRIVED. 132 00:07:52,686 --> 00:07:54,395 LITTLE FENCE AROUND RRARRG. 133 00:07:54,437 --> 00:07:57,728 HI, SQUIDWARD, YOU'RE HOME EARLY. 134 00:07:57,770 --> 00:07:59,603 - HOLD IT, BUDDY. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 135 00:07:59,645 --> 00:08:01,520 I LIVE HERE. 136 00:08:03,770 --> 00:08:05,895 AND WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 137 00:08:05,937 --> 00:08:08,270 - OH, THE THOUGHT OF ANYONE LIVING IN A PILE OF GRAVEL. 138 00:08:08,312 --> 00:08:09,895 I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, SIR, 139 00:08:09,937 --> 00:08:12,145 THAT MY HOME IS A... 140 00:08:12,187 --> 00:08:13,895 PILE OF RUBBLE? 141 00:08:15,020 --> 00:08:16,811 SIR, DON'T YELL AT ME. 142 00:08:16,853 --> 00:08:18,770 - WE DON'T WANT TO ALERT THE— - ALERT THE WHAT? 143 00:08:18,811 --> 00:08:21,020 THE FENCE OVER THERE. 144 00:08:23,978 --> 00:08:24,895 HE WAVED AT YOU, SQUIDWARD 145 00:08:24,937 --> 00:08:26,520 THAT MEANS HE LIKES YOU. 146 00:08:26,561 --> 00:08:29,103 HE LIKES ME? 147 00:08:29,145 --> 00:08:31,354 OFFICER, ARREST ME RIGHT NOW, 148 00:08:31,395 --> 00:08:33,312 BECAUSE I'M ABOUT 149 00:08:33,354 --> 00:08:37,354 WANTS TO SEE. 150 00:08:37,395 --> 00:08:39,103 - WHAT DO YOU THINK HE'S DOING UP THERE? 151 00:08:39,145 --> 00:08:41,937 - WHO? - THE BIG GUY. 152 00:08:41,978 --> 00:08:43,145 I DON'T KNOW. 153 00:08:43,187 --> 00:08:44,770 - WHAT? - I SAID, "I DON'T KNOW." 154 00:08:58,978 --> 00:09:00,937 HE'S ESCAPED! 155 00:09:00,978 --> 00:09:03,354 - QUICK, EVERYBODY INTO THE— 156 00:09:03,395 --> 00:09:05,520 QUICK, EVERYBODY INTO THE SQUAD CAR! 157 00:09:13,354 --> 00:09:14,520 OH, DARN IT. 158 00:09:14,561 --> 00:09:15,937 NOW WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 159 00:09:15,978 --> 00:09:17,479 ON FOOT. 160 00:09:21,062 --> 00:09:22,561 IT'S HEADED STRAIGHT FOR TOWN. 161 00:09:29,561 --> 00:09:31,020 THERE! BY THE MAGAZINE STAND. 162 00:09:31,062 --> 00:09:31,978 - all: OOH. - HUH? 163 00:09:33,770 --> 00:09:35,145 HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, BUB. 164 00:09:35,187 --> 00:09:37,437 THIS IS A NEWSSTAND, NOT A LIBRARY. 165 00:09:40,561 --> 00:09:44,520 OKAY, ONE MORE STEP, AND I'LL SNEEZE. 166 00:09:44,561 --> 00:09:46,811 WAIT JUST ONE MINUTE. 167 00:09:46,853 --> 00:09:49,312 THIS IS MY FRIEND. 168 00:09:49,354 --> 00:09:51,145 IF YOU WANT TO GET TO HIM, 169 00:09:51,187 --> 00:09:53,270 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME. 170 00:09:53,312 --> 00:09:55,229 WE'RE PREPARED TO DO THAT. 171 00:09:55,270 --> 00:09:57,728 ACTUALLY... 172 00:09:57,770 --> 00:10:00,187 FOR A MINUTE. 173 00:10:00,229 --> 00:10:02,103 PSST! 174 00:10:02,145 --> 00:10:04,395 YOU MEAN THAT THING CAN SPEAK? 175 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:06,145 OF COURSE. 176 00:10:06,187 --> 00:10:08,520 HE'S A GIANT FREAK OF NATURE, 177 00:10:08,561 --> 00:10:12,312 THAT CAN'T SPEAK. 178 00:10:22,937 --> 00:10:27,145 MOLTETH HIS FEATHERS, 179 00:10:27,187 --> 00:10:33,145 MUST DIMMETH AS THE SETTING SUN. 180 00:10:33,187 --> 00:10:34,895 - THAT WAS... 181 00:10:34,937 --> 00:10:36,937 BEAUTIFUL. 182 00:10:36,978 --> 00:10:38,853 RUN HIM OUT OF TOWN. 183 00:10:45,354 --> 00:10:47,312 TO SEE HIM GO. 184 00:10:47,354 --> 00:10:49,520 YEAH, CRUSHES. 185 00:10:49,561 --> 00:10:50,895 PATRICK, CRUSHES! 186 00:10:50,937 --> 00:10:52,728 THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA. 187 00:10:57,145 --> 00:10:58,312 YEAH. 188 00:10:58,354 --> 00:10:59,728 OKAY. 189 00:10:59,770 --> 00:11:02,728 TWO CUBES, PLEASE. 190 00:11:02,770 --> 00:11:03,978 smash! 191 00:11:08,103 --> 00:11:09,645 YOUR ICE CUBES, SIR. 192 00:11:09,686 --> 00:11:10,645 - WHAT? WHERE? 193 00:11:10,686 --> 00:11:11,728 smash! 194 00:11:11,770 --> 00:11:13,520 splash! 195 00:11:13,561 --> 00:11:15,103 HEY. THANKS, BUDDY. 196 00:11:15,145 --> 00:11:16,229 DON'T THANK ME. 197 00:11:16,270 --> 00:11:18,187 THANK RRARRG. 198 00:11:45,978 --> 00:11:47,645 HEY, WHERE'S MY ALARM CLOCK? 199 00:11:47,686 --> 00:11:48,770 MEOW! 200 00:11:49,811 --> 00:11:51,978 - YOUR SHELL IS GONE TOO? - MEOW. 201 00:11:52,020 --> 00:11:53,145 I THINK WE'VE BEEN ROBBED! 202 00:11:53,187 --> 00:11:54,145 MEOW! 203 00:11:55,187 --> 00:11:56,437 SHE'S GONE! 204 00:11:56,479 --> 00:11:58,229 MY CLARINET IS MISSING. 205 00:11:58,270 --> 00:11:59,270 HMM. 206 00:11:59,312 --> 00:12:00,853 STRANGE INDEED. 207 00:12:01,978 --> 00:12:03,145 MY CUFFLINKS! 208 00:12:03,187 --> 00:12:04,145 THEY'RE MISSING! 209 00:12:04,187 --> 00:12:05,520 OH, WHY? 210 00:12:05,561 --> 00:12:07,603 WHY? 211 00:12:07,645 --> 00:12:10,062 - I HOPE THIS DOESN'T MEAN THAT WE'RE MISSING THE ONE THING 212 00:12:10,103 --> 00:12:12,103 THAT'S NEAREST AND DEAREST TO OUR HEARTS. 213 00:12:12,145 --> 00:12:13,312 NOPE, I'M RIGHT HERE. 214 00:12:13,354 --> 00:12:15,770 THE KRUSTY KRAB! 215 00:12:15,811 --> 00:12:21,437 - WHEW! 216 00:12:21,479 --> 00:12:25,270 - bang! - REPORTING FOR DUTY, MR. KRABS. 217 00:12:25,312 --> 00:12:26,728 MR. KRABS? 218 00:12:26,770 --> 00:12:29,770 MR. KRABS! 219 00:12:29,811 --> 00:12:30,853 MR. KRABS? 220 00:12:30,895 --> 00:12:32,479 MR. KRABS? 221 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:34,062 MR. KRABS? 222 00:12:34,103 --> 00:12:36,062 PEARL? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 223 00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:37,978 OH, NOTHING, SPONGEBOB. 224 00:12:38,020 --> 00:12:39,853 TO JUGGLE SCHOOLWORK, 225 00:12:39,895 --> 00:12:41,020 HAVING A SOCIAL LIFE, 226 00:12:41,062 --> 00:12:42,770 AND RUNNING THE FAMILY BUSINESS. 227 00:12:42,811 --> 00:12:44,312 THAT'S ALL. 228 00:12:44,354 --> 00:12:45,270 DRAMA QUEEN. 229 00:12:45,312 --> 00:12:46,354 WHERE'S YOUR DAD? 230 00:12:46,395 --> 00:12:47,728 I DON'T KNOW. 231 00:12:47,770 --> 00:12:49,853 THIS MORNING, 232 00:12:49,895 --> 00:12:51,229 HE WAS GONE. 233 00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:53,145 MR. KRABS IS MISSING? 234 00:12:53,187 --> 00:12:54,728 I'M MISSING MY CLARINET. 235 00:12:54,770 --> 00:12:55,895 AND GARY'S SHELL. 236 00:12:55,937 --> 00:12:58,770 HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY CUFFLINKS? 237 00:13:01,145 --> 00:13:04,645 SO YOU LOST YOUR CUFFLINKS, EH? 238 00:13:04,686 --> 00:13:07,145 THEY'RE PROBABLY IN THE BIKINI BOTTOM TRIANGLE. 239 00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:08,811 THE BIKINI BOTTOM TRIANGLE? 240 00:13:08,853 --> 00:13:10,062 THAT'S RIGHT. 241 00:13:10,103 --> 00:13:13,354 FIRST, AN EERIE FOG ROLLS IN. 242 00:13:17,978 --> 00:13:19,270 THEN, YOU CAN HEAR 243 00:13:19,312 --> 00:13:21,561 OF THE MERMAIDS. 244 00:13:25,561 --> 00:13:26,937 AND THEN, POOF! 245 00:13:26,978 --> 00:13:28,520 YOUR CUFFLINKS ARE GONE, 246 00:13:28,561 --> 00:13:29,728 NEVER TO RETURN. 247 00:13:29,770 --> 00:13:31,062 POOF! 248 00:13:34,229 --> 00:13:36,062 MUST HAVE TAKEN MR. KRABS. 249 00:13:36,103 --> 00:13:37,895 WE GOT TO FIND HIM. 250 00:13:37,937 --> 00:13:40,437 - MAYBE MR. KRABS IS DOING 251 00:13:40,479 --> 00:13:41,853 FOR LOOSE CHANGE. 252 00:13:41,895 --> 00:13:45,020 MR. KRABS, ARE YOU OUT HERE? 253 00:13:46,062 --> 00:13:47,020 OH, NO. 254 00:13:47,062 --> 00:13:49,437 IS THAT A MERMAID SONG? 255 00:13:49,479 --> 00:13:51,811 NO, JUST A THICK EERIE FOG. 256 00:13:51,853 --> 00:13:53,645 - UH-OH. 257 00:14:01,062 --> 00:14:02,354 SQUIDWARD. 258 00:14:06,437 --> 00:14:07,354 COME ON, SQUIDWARD. 259 00:14:07,395 --> 00:14:08,561 QUIT MESSING AROUND. 260 00:14:08,603 --> 00:14:09,561 WE GOT TO FIND MR. KRA— 261 00:14:09,603 --> 00:14:11,354 HEY! GUMBALLS! 262 00:14:19,354 --> 00:14:21,895 THE BIKINI BOTTOM TRIANGLE? 263 00:14:21,937 --> 00:14:23,479 LOOKS MORE LIKE A DUMP. 264 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:25,561 - COME ON, WE GOT TO FIND MR. KRABS. 265 00:14:25,603 --> 00:14:28,020 THE KRUSTY KRAB NEEDS HIM. 266 00:14:28,062 --> 00:14:29,479 MR. KRABS! 267 00:14:30,937 --> 00:14:33,020 SQUIDWARD, THIS IS NO TIME FOR SEA HORSEPLAY. 268 00:14:33,062 --> 00:14:34,020 OH, MY NECK. 269 00:14:34,062 --> 00:14:35,811 MR. KRABS? 270 00:14:35,853 --> 00:14:40,437 MR. KRABS! 271 00:14:40,479 --> 00:14:42,937 WOULD YOU SHUT IT ALREADY? 272 00:14:42,978 --> 00:14:45,853 - OH, SQUIDWARD, MR. KRABS IS GONE. 273 00:14:45,895 --> 00:14:48,145 OH, IT HURTS SO BAD. 274 00:14:48,187 --> 00:14:49,437 I CAN'T TAKE IT MUCH LONGER. 275 00:14:49,479 --> 00:14:51,270 I HOPE HE'S NOT IN ANY PAIN, 276 00:14:51,312 --> 00:14:52,437 WHEREVER HE IS. 277 00:14:52,479 --> 00:14:54,895 I THINK HE'S DOING JUST FINE. 278 00:14:56,645 --> 00:14:58,354 MR. KRABS, YOU GOT TO GET UP. 279 00:14:58,395 --> 00:14:59,645 WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE. 280 00:15:00,978 --> 00:15:02,728 OKAY, TIBOR, I THINK I'M GOOD. 281 00:15:02,770 --> 00:15:05,354 PLENTY OF FLUIDS. 282 00:15:05,395 --> 00:15:06,728 LOOK, SPONGEBOB. 283 00:15:06,770 --> 00:15:09,853 YOU SEE, ALL THIS STUFF, INCLUDING YOU AND ME, 284 00:15:11,145 --> 00:15:12,479 SING THEIR BEAUTIFUL SONG. 285 00:15:15,229 --> 00:15:17,603 TO SUCK THE SKY LIKE A VACUUM, 286 00:15:17,645 --> 00:15:20,561 ON THIS ISLAND. 287 00:15:23,728 --> 00:15:28,354 AND RESELLABLE STUFF. 288 00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:30,145 OOH! 289 00:15:30,187 --> 00:15:32,229 YIPPEE! A NEW SHIPMENT. 290 00:15:34,937 --> 00:15:36,020 FREE STUFF, 291 00:15:36,062 --> 00:15:37,853 HERE I... COME? 292 00:15:42,978 --> 00:15:44,645 PRETTY NEAT, EH, BOY? 293 00:15:44,686 --> 00:15:46,645 WHOO! 294 00:15:46,686 --> 00:15:47,853 PATRICK! 295 00:15:47,895 --> 00:15:49,645 HAVE YOU FOUND MY CUFFLINKS? 296 00:15:49,686 --> 00:15:51,437 NO. 297 00:15:51,479 --> 00:15:53,145 PATRICK, IS THAT A KRABBY PATTY? 298 00:15:53,187 --> 00:15:54,686 YEP. 299 00:15:54,728 --> 00:15:56,978 PEARL DOESN'T MAKE THEM AS GOOD AS YOU DO THOUGH. 300 00:15:57,020 --> 00:15:58,437 - PEARL? - gulp! 301 00:15:58,479 --> 00:16:01,270 OH, ME SWEET LITTLE GIRL. 302 00:16:01,312 --> 00:16:02,811 ALL ALONE... 303 00:16:02,853 --> 00:16:04,770 WITH ME CASH REGISTER! 304 00:16:05,895 --> 00:16:07,479 DADDY! 305 00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:09,354 PEARL! 306 00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:12,561 GET ME OUT OF THIS TRASH HEAP. 307 00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:15,145 thud! 308 00:16:15,187 --> 00:16:17,187 OH, ME LITTLE ANGEL. 309 00:16:17,229 --> 00:16:20,354 THANKS, MYSTERIOUS SINGING MERMAIDS. 310 00:16:20,395 --> 00:16:22,561 OH, ENOUGH WITH THE HUGGING. 311 00:16:22,603 --> 00:16:24,020 THAT'S IT, MR. KRABS. 312 00:16:24,062 --> 00:16:25,978 I'LL JUST FIND 313 00:16:26,020 --> 00:16:28,728 HOW TO GET OUT OF HERE. 314 00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:33,062 WHOA. 315 00:16:33,103 --> 00:16:35,853 RIDING PIGGYBACK IS EXHAUSTING. 316 00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:36,603 YOU'RE TELLING ME. 317 00:16:36,645 --> 00:16:37,603 thud! 318 00:16:37,645 --> 00:16:39,187 WHOA. 319 00:16:41,103 --> 00:16:42,853 I LOVE THIS MIRROR, GIRLS, 320 00:16:42,895 --> 00:16:45,645 BUT IT IS SO TEN MINUTES AGO. 321 00:16:45,686 --> 00:16:47,645 - LIKE, I COULDN'T AGREE WITH YOU MORE. 322 00:16:47,686 --> 00:16:50,645 - YEAH, LIKE, ALL THIS STUFF IS OLD NEWS. 323 00:16:50,686 --> 00:16:52,145 SHALL WE, LADIES? 324 00:16:55,978 --> 00:16:57,520 UH, EXCUSE ME. 325 00:16:57,561 --> 00:16:58,978 HI. 326 00:16:59,020 --> 00:17:01,145 UM, CAN I HELP YOU? 327 00:17:03,312 --> 00:17:05,437 - UH, YES, MERMAID LADIES, YOU ACTUALLY CAN HELP US. 328 00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:08,187 UH, YEAH. 329 00:17:08,229 --> 00:17:10,187 - YEAH, WE'D LIKE TO KNOW HOW TO GET OUT OF HERE, PLEASE. 330 00:17:10,229 --> 00:17:12,770 - LIKE, THIS IS THE BIKINI BOTTOM TRIANGLE. 331 00:17:12,811 --> 00:17:14,770 NOTHING EVER LEAVES. DUH. 332 00:17:14,811 --> 00:17:16,479 ARE YOU SURE? 333 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:19,520 - LOOK, LITTLE FREAKAZOID, WE ONLY KNOW ONE THING. 334 00:17:19,561 --> 00:17:22,479 AND THAT'S HOW TO SURROUND 335 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:24,145 WHENEVER WE FEEL LIKE IT. 336 00:17:24,187 --> 00:17:27,561 ANYTHING BEYOND THAT IS T.N.O.P. 337 00:17:27,603 --> 00:17:28,561 T. NOP? 338 00:17:28,603 --> 00:17:29,895 UH, YEAH. 339 00:17:29,937 --> 00:17:32,937 YOU KNOW, TOTALLY NOT OUR PROBLEM. 340 00:17:32,978 --> 00:17:35,020 OH, T.N.O.P. 341 00:17:35,062 --> 00:17:37,062 OKAY, WELL, THANKS ANYWAY. 342 00:17:37,103 --> 00:17:37,978 COME ON, PATRICK, LET'S GO. 343 00:17:38,020 --> 00:17:40,145 PATRICK. 344 00:17:41,645 --> 00:17:43,853 UH, YOU GO AHEAD, SPONGEBOB. 345 00:17:43,895 --> 00:17:47,437 I'M GONNA HANG WITH THE LADIES FOR A BIT. 346 00:17:50,312 --> 00:17:52,145 - COME ON. COME ON, I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE. 347 00:17:52,187 --> 00:17:53,561 A-HA! 348 00:17:53,603 --> 00:17:55,312 PLAYING HARD TO GET, WEREN'T YOU, LITTLE ONE? 349 00:17:55,354 --> 00:17:56,229 LITTLE ONE? 350 00:17:56,270 --> 00:17:58,728 HOW DARE YOU, SIR! 351 00:18:00,561 --> 00:18:04,645 UNFORTUNATELY, I WAS UNABLE 352 00:18:04,686 --> 00:18:07,686 SPONGEBOB? 353 00:18:07,728 --> 00:18:09,145 SPONGEBOB, BOY-OH. 354 00:18:09,187 --> 00:18:10,561 SPONGEBOB, CAN YOU HEAR ME? 355 00:18:10,603 --> 00:18:11,686 SHOULD WE HELP? 356 00:18:11,728 --> 00:18:13,270 HE LOOKS FINE TO ME. 357 00:18:13,312 --> 00:18:14,229 - WHAT'S THE MATTER, BOY-OH? 358 00:18:15,603 --> 00:18:17,728 YOUR KRABBY PATTY METER'S ON EMPTY! 359 00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:29,229 PLEASE, GREAT VACUUM CLEANER, GIVE US JUST ONE LITTLE... 360 00:18:35,062 --> 00:18:38,229 KRABBY PATTY. 361 00:18:40,062 --> 00:18:42,020 gulp! 362 00:18:46,479 --> 00:18:49,354 OH, YEAH! 363 00:18:49,395 --> 00:18:50,853 WOW, SIR. 364 00:18:50,895 --> 00:18:53,020 PATTY I HAVE EVER EATEN. 365 00:18:53,062 --> 00:18:54,479 - WHY, THANK YOU, BOY-OH, 366 00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:56,270 I'M GLAD YOU— WAIT A MINUTE. 367 00:18:56,312 --> 00:18:58,437 I DIDN'T MAKE THAT KRABBY PATTY. 368 00:18:58,479 --> 00:19:00,395 AND YOU DIDN'T MAKE THAT KRABBY PATTY. 369 00:19:00,437 --> 00:19:02,312 COULDN'T HAVE MADE IT, 370 00:19:02,354 --> 00:19:05,270 THAT ROTTEN PIPSQUEAK, PLANKTON. 371 00:19:08,437 --> 00:19:09,395 SO... 372 00:19:09,437 --> 00:19:11,270 HOW DO WE GET OUT OF HERE? 373 00:19:11,312 --> 00:19:13,437 - WELL, SIR, BASED ON WHAT THE MERMAIDS TOLD ME, THERE— 374 00:19:13,479 --> 00:19:14,770 THERE IS NO WAY OUT. 375 00:19:14,811 --> 00:19:16,479 OH, REALLY? 376 00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:19,354 WELL, I THINK YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO TALK TO THE LADIES. 377 00:19:19,395 --> 00:19:20,686 - OH, SIR, I— 378 00:19:20,728 --> 00:19:23,395 - LOOK, BOY, I GOT A WAY WITH THE LADIES. 379 00:19:23,437 --> 00:19:25,645 THE OLD KRABS' CHARM 380 00:19:26,937 --> 00:19:29,686 GET OUT OF THIS PLACE. 381 00:19:29,728 --> 00:19:32,187 SO THERE'S REALLY NO WAY OUT OF THIS PLACE? 382 00:19:32,229 --> 00:19:34,853 'CAUSE I REALLY NEED TO GET BACK 383 00:19:34,895 --> 00:19:38,270 FROM RUINING ME. 384 00:19:38,312 --> 00:19:40,770 T.N.O.P., GRANDPA. 385 00:19:40,811 --> 00:19:42,062 T. NOP? 386 00:19:42,103 --> 00:19:42,895 TOTALLY NOT OUR PROBLEM. 387 00:19:42,937 --> 00:19:44,520 OH, AND P.S., 388 00:19:44,561 --> 00:19:46,811 HERE'S YOUR CREEPY PINK FRIEND BACK. 389 00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:47,811 - thud! 390 00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,645 - DADDY! DADDY! 391 00:19:49,686 --> 00:19:52,062 - DON'T WORRY, PEARL, DADDY'S OKAY. 392 00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:53,437 CAN I GO TO THE MALL NOW? 393 00:19:53,479 --> 00:19:54,770 THE MALL? 394 00:19:54,811 --> 00:19:58,520 - I WANT TO GO TO THE MALL! 395 00:20:00,270 --> 00:20:01,479 LIKE, WHAT'S A MALL? 396 00:20:02,811 --> 00:20:04,020 WAIT. WHAT? 397 00:20:04,062 --> 00:20:06,312 YOU SERIOUSLY DON'T KNOW WHAT A MALL IS? 398 00:20:06,354 --> 00:20:08,645 I'M SERIOUSLY SERIOUS. 399 00:20:08,686 --> 00:20:11,811 - WELL, THE MALL IS, LIKE, 400 00:20:14,020 --> 00:20:17,187 YOU WANT. 401 00:20:17,229 --> 00:20:18,561 - REALLY? - NO WAY. 402 00:20:18,603 --> 00:20:20,895 other mermaids: WE WANT TO GO TO THE MALL! 403 00:20:20,937 --> 00:20:22,020 OH, DO YOU? 404 00:20:22,062 --> 00:20:23,479 UH-HUH! 405 00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:26,853 - NOW, HOW DO YOU PROPOSE WE DO THAT, HUH? 406 00:20:26,895 --> 00:20:29,187 snap! WAIT, I KNOW. 407 00:20:31,270 --> 00:20:33,229 ON THE GIANT VACUUM CLEANER. 408 00:20:33,270 --> 00:20:34,229 THAT'S IT, SIR! 409 00:20:34,270 --> 00:20:35,853 IT'S THE MERMAIDS! 410 00:20:35,895 --> 00:20:37,270 WHAT? 411 00:20:37,312 --> 00:20:39,479 IS THE MERMAIDS. 412 00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:41,603 TO SING THEIR SONG BACKWARDS. 413 00:20:41,645 --> 00:20:42,853 snap! 414 00:20:42,895 --> 00:20:44,437 - YEAH! BACKWARDS. 415 00:20:47,978 --> 00:20:49,229 YEAH, BACKWARDS. 416 00:20:49,270 --> 00:20:51,437 WHAT A STUPID IDEA. 417 00:20:51,479 --> 00:20:53,312 WHOA! 418 00:20:53,354 --> 00:20:54,312 creak! 419 00:21:08,229 --> 00:21:09,978 crash! 420 00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:12,561 YOU READY FOR THE MALL? 421 00:21:12,603 --> 00:21:13,978 YEAH! 422 00:21:14,020 --> 00:21:16,770 MALL! MALL! 423 00:21:16,811 --> 00:21:18,770 HELLO, MISERABLE LIFE. 424 00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:20,853 I'M BACK. 425 00:21:20,895 --> 00:21:22,354 IT'S ME DENTURES! 426 00:21:24,686 --> 00:21:27,479 TIBOR, YOU'RE ALIVE! 427 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,103 ISN'T IT GREAT, MR. KRABS? 428 00:21:29,145 --> 00:21:31,354 EVERYONE'S RECLAIMING THEIR STUFF. 429 00:21:31,395 --> 00:21:32,354 MR. KRABS? 430 00:21:32,395 --> 00:21:34,479 SPEAKING OF RECLAIMING... 431 00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:37,395 ALL RIGHT, PLANKTON, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO. 432 00:21:37,437 --> 00:21:40,229 BUT THE JIG'S UP, YOU LITTLE CONNIVING PIPSQUEAK. 433 00:21:40,270 --> 00:21:41,354 HUH? 434 00:21:41,395 --> 00:21:44,479 ACTUALLY, THE NAME'S CHARLES. 435 00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:47,062 FIGURED I'D HOLD DOWN THE FORT FOR YOU WHILE YOU WERE GONE. 436 00:21:47,103 --> 00:21:50,020 - SO YOU'VE BEEN THE ONE MAKING KRABBY PATTIES? 437 00:21:50,062 --> 00:21:51,229 - YEP. ALL ME. 438 00:21:51,270 --> 00:21:52,937 OH, AND BY THE WAY, 439 00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:55,187 YOU'VE GOT A LITTLE VERMIN PROBLEM. 440 00:21:55,229 --> 00:21:57,229 - VERMIN? YOU TAKE THAT BACK. 441 00:21:57,270 --> 00:21:59,020 HE'S A FEISTY ONE. 442 00:21:59,062 --> 00:22:00,978 HEY! 443 00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:04,895 I FOUND MY CUFFLINKS! 444 00:22:04,937 --> 00:22:06,770 THAT'S BETTER. 445 00:22:06,811 --> 00:22:08,103 GOOD DAY, GENTLEMEN. 446 00:22:11,978 --> 00:22:17,020 HOME, REGINALD. 447 00:22:17,062 --> 00:22:18,895 - PATRICK, YOU DROPPED YOUR CUMMERBUND.