1 00:00:34,692 --> 00:00:36,069 ARE YOU READY, KIDS? 2 00:00:36,111 --> 00:00:38,071 AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! 3 00:00:38,113 --> 00:00:39,531 I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 4 00:00:39,573 --> 00:00:41,575 AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! 5 00:00:46,662 --> 00:00:48,624 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 6 00:00:50,750 --> 00:00:52,544 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 7 00:00:54,796 --> 00:00:56,298 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 8 00:00:58,716 --> 00:01:00,594 - all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY? 9 00:01:00,636 --> 00:01:02,554 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 10 00:01:02,596 --> 00:01:04,473 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 11 00:01:04,515 --> 00:01:06,517 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 12 00:01:07,767 --> 00:01:09,853 SQUAREPANTS! 13 00:01:31,208 --> 00:01:32,167 SEE HIM? 14 00:01:32,209 --> 00:01:33,210 NOPE. 15 00:01:34,002 --> 00:01:35,337 OH, WAIT. NOW I DO. 16 00:01:41,926 --> 00:01:42,969 WHAT'S HE DOING? 17 00:01:43,011 --> 00:01:44,513 UM... 18 00:01:44,555 --> 00:01:46,390 JUST KIND OF SITTING THERE. 19 00:01:46,431 --> 00:01:47,599 HOW ABOUT NOW? 20 00:01:47,641 --> 00:01:49,226 - STILL JUST KIND OF, LIKE, SITTING THERE, 21 00:01:49,267 --> 00:01:50,310 SAME THING. 22 00:01:50,352 --> 00:01:51,562 HAVE WE BEEN WATCHING? 23 00:01:51,603 --> 00:01:52,646 WHAT TIME IS IT NOW? 24 00:01:52,688 --> 00:01:53,522 2:30. 25 00:01:54,898 --> 00:01:55,732 FOUR DAYS. 26 00:01:57,693 --> 00:01:59,319 PATRICK, IT'S MOVING! 27 00:01:59,361 --> 00:02:00,529 TO GO FOR IT? 28 00:02:00,571 --> 00:02:01,737 LIKE MR. KRABS SAYS, 29 00:02:01,779 --> 00:02:03,156 IT'S NOW OR NEVER. 30 00:02:03,198 --> 00:02:04,533 WHEN DOES HE SAY THAT? 31 00:02:04,575 --> 00:02:05,909 INTO THE MEN'S ROOM. 32 00:02:05,950 --> 00:02:07,369 BANZAI! 33 00:02:07,411 --> 00:02:09,246 - HEY, THAT'S USUALLY WHAT I SAY! 34 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:15,460 - PATRICK, HE'S TAKING EVASIVE ACTION. 35 00:02:15,502 --> 00:02:16,670 WE BETTER FLANK HIM. 36 00:02:16,712 --> 00:02:18,129 - I'LL FLANK LEFT. YOU GO RIGHT. 37 00:02:18,171 --> 00:02:20,006 ROGER THAT! 38 00:02:20,048 --> 00:02:23,176 OTHER RIGHT, PATRICK! 39 00:02:39,526 --> 00:02:42,279 - OH, I THINK I RUPTURED A SPLEEN. 40 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:44,489 MY ABACUS. 41 00:02:44,531 --> 00:02:45,490 YOUR WHAT? 42 00:02:45,532 --> 00:02:47,075 MY ABACUS. 43 00:02:47,117 --> 00:02:48,993 NOPE. SEEMS OKAY. 44 00:02:50,287 --> 00:02:51,455 - PATRICK! THERE IT GOES! 45 00:02:53,123 --> 00:02:54,040 DON'T STOP NOW, PATRICK. 46 00:02:54,082 --> 00:02:55,250 WE'RE GAINING ON HIM. 47 00:03:12,058 --> 00:03:14,852 WELL, IT'S NOW OR NEVER. 48 00:03:19,691 --> 00:03:22,486 YOU BOYS LOOK MIGHTY COLORFUL, 49 00:03:22,527 --> 00:03:26,030 A SMIDGEN TOO COLORFUL, IF YOU ASK ME. 50 00:03:26,072 --> 00:03:28,032 AND TOO DARN HEAVY, 51 00:03:28,074 --> 00:03:29,451 IF YOU ASK ME. 52 00:03:29,493 --> 00:03:30,744 WELL, ACTUALLY, 53 00:03:30,786 --> 00:03:32,746 TO SHED A FEW POUNDS. 54 00:03:32,788 --> 00:03:36,333 TELL IT TO MA ANGLER. 55 00:03:41,630 --> 00:03:43,298 WELL, TELL ME THIS, 56 00:03:43,340 --> 00:03:45,300 WHAT WAS IT Y'ALL WAS DOING 57 00:03:45,342 --> 00:03:47,636 IN THE FIRST PLACE? 58 00:03:47,678 --> 00:03:49,179 WELL, I DONE TOLD YOU, MA. 59 00:03:49,220 --> 00:03:51,807 THERE I WAS, DOING MY DUTY, 60 00:03:51,847 --> 00:03:55,811 JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER SUNDAY. 61 00:03:57,437 --> 00:04:00,398 WELL, IT'S NOW OR NEVER. 62 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:03,193 AS A WARNING SHOUT, 63 00:04:07,656 --> 00:04:10,826 SMACK-DAB ONTO MY NOGGIN. 64 00:04:10,867 --> 00:04:14,705 IN THE NECK IT HAS TOO. 65 00:04:14,746 --> 00:04:16,456 - WE'RE REALLY SORRY 66 00:04:16,498 --> 00:04:17,874 Y'ALL HUSH UP. 67 00:04:17,915 --> 00:04:19,917 - NOW, CLETUS, IS THIS 68 00:04:19,959 --> 00:04:20,918 YOU TEND TO TELL? 69 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:22,629 I SWEARS I AIN'T FIBBING, MA. 70 00:04:22,671 --> 00:04:23,839 CLETUS. 71 00:04:23,921 --> 00:04:25,215 JUST ASK UNCLE BELCHER. 72 00:04:25,256 --> 00:04:26,924 HE'LL TELL YOU THE WHOLE STORY. 73 00:04:29,177 --> 00:04:30,595 SEE? 74 00:04:30,637 --> 00:04:33,807 WELL, I MUST ADMIT ONE THING, 75 00:04:33,849 --> 00:04:37,227 THEY IS AWFULLY PURTY. 76 00:04:37,268 --> 00:04:40,397 NEVERTHELESS, AS LEADER OF THIS HERE CLAN, 77 00:04:40,438 --> 00:04:41,606 WHICH I IS, 78 00:04:44,484 --> 00:04:48,530 TO DEEM THEM WORTHY. 79 00:04:48,572 --> 00:04:50,156 UM... 80 00:04:50,198 --> 00:04:51,908 - WORTHY OF WHAT? - SPECIFICALLY. 81 00:04:51,949 --> 00:04:53,577 OF LIVIN'. 82 00:04:54,786 --> 00:04:56,788 JUNIOR! 83 00:04:58,248 --> 00:04:59,791 GO AND GET YOUR FIDDLE. 84 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:01,668 OKAY, OKAY. 85 00:05:08,466 --> 00:05:10,844 FIDDLE. 86 00:05:17,183 --> 00:05:18,518 LOOK, PATRICK. 87 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:20,144 HE'S GONNA PLAY US A LITTLE SONG. 88 00:05:21,563 --> 00:05:22,522 SHORT SONG. 89 00:05:22,564 --> 00:05:24,190 SPONGEBOB, 90 00:05:24,232 --> 00:05:27,444 A MUSICAL CHALLENGE. 91 00:05:27,485 --> 00:05:28,612 CHALLENGE? 92 00:05:31,281 --> 00:05:33,366 PATRICK, WE DON'T EVEN HAVE AN INSTRUMENT TO PLAY. 93 00:05:36,077 --> 00:05:39,456 - YEAH, AND SOON WE WON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO PLAY IT WITH. 94 00:05:40,540 --> 00:05:42,500 PATRICK, HANG ON. 95 00:05:45,796 --> 00:05:47,130 SPONGEBOB, DON'T LEAVE ME! 96 00:05:47,171 --> 00:05:48,590 - WOULDN'T DREAM OF IT, PATRICK. 97 00:05:48,632 --> 00:05:49,591 ALL RIGHT! 98 00:05:52,427 --> 00:05:53,970 twang! 99 00:06:17,201 --> 00:06:20,163 YEAH, ALL RIGHT, BUDDY! 100 00:06:23,207 --> 00:06:25,209 - WELL, PATRICK, EVEN THOUGH YOU WON, 101 00:06:25,251 --> 00:06:27,545 HE WAS THE REAL STAR. 102 00:06:32,926 --> 00:06:35,178 - BETSY! - YES'M. 103 00:06:35,219 --> 00:06:37,472 - IT'S TIME FOR A HOOTIN' AND HOLLERIN' CONTEST. 104 00:06:41,518 --> 00:06:42,686 WHOO! WHOO! 105 00:06:42,727 --> 00:06:44,270 - PATRICK, IT'S A SINGING COMPETITION. 106 00:06:44,312 --> 00:06:45,605 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 107 00:06:45,647 --> 00:06:47,148 I DON'T KNOW. 108 00:06:47,190 --> 00:06:49,901 AFTER THAT FIDDLIN'. 109 00:06:52,153 --> 00:06:53,864 HEY, GIVE ME SOME OF THAT. 110 00:07:07,210 --> 00:07:10,672 - LOOKS LIKE WE'RE ON A ROLL, EH, PATRICK? 111 00:07:10,714 --> 00:07:13,675 - HEY, GO GET HIM! - YEAH! 112 00:07:13,717 --> 00:07:16,135 - GIVE HIM WHAT FOR. GO GET HIM. 113 00:07:16,177 --> 00:07:19,931 AND TUSSLING. 114 00:07:19,973 --> 00:07:21,766 WHOA! 115 00:07:24,019 --> 00:07:24,978 BRAVISSIMO! 116 00:07:25,020 --> 00:07:27,062 TO THE CHEF. 117 00:07:27,104 --> 00:07:29,064 YOUR TURN. 118 00:07:29,106 --> 00:07:32,109 - WELL, ACTUALLY, MY FRIEND AND I, 119 00:07:32,151 --> 00:07:34,571 WE DON'T LIKE TO RASSLE. 120 00:07:34,612 --> 00:07:35,822 OH? 121 00:07:35,864 --> 00:07:37,407 YOU DON'T LIKE TO RASSLE? 122 00:07:37,448 --> 00:07:39,534 - N-NO. WE'RE NOT THE RASSLING SORT. 123 00:07:39,576 --> 00:07:41,828 - WELL, THEN, 124 00:07:41,870 --> 00:07:44,372 LIKE TO DO FOR FUN? 125 00:07:44,414 --> 00:07:46,624 - WELL, WE LIKE TO GO JELLYFISHING. 126 00:07:46,666 --> 00:07:47,834 JELLYFISHING. 127 00:07:47,876 --> 00:07:50,336 IS JELLYFISHING? 128 00:07:50,378 --> 00:07:52,923 - WELL, IT GOES SOMETHING LIKE THIS. 129 00:07:56,968 --> 00:07:58,386 WHAT THE... 130 00:07:58,428 --> 00:08:00,597 THAT'S DISGUSTING. 131 00:08:00,638 --> 00:08:02,682 NOW, PATRICK! 132 00:08:11,357 --> 00:08:14,736 - OH! - OOH! 133 00:08:14,778 --> 00:08:18,114 - WELL, SOMETHING LIKE THAT, ANYWAY. 134 00:08:18,155 --> 00:08:19,574 NICE KNOWING YOU, BUDDY. 135 00:08:19,616 --> 00:08:21,534 - WELL, I HAVEN'T SEEN ANYBODY 136 00:08:22,869 --> 00:08:24,621 POTTY TRAINING JUNIOR. 137 00:08:26,247 --> 00:08:28,207 HE WAS NEAR ABOUT 13. 138 00:08:31,544 --> 00:08:35,423 THAN MY BOX OF ROTTEN TEETH. 139 00:08:39,469 --> 00:08:40,887 GO GET 'EM, TIGER. 140 00:08:41,930 --> 00:08:45,182 THEY GROW UP SO FAST. 141 00:08:45,224 --> 00:08:47,184 AS LEADER OF THIS HERE CLAN, 142 00:08:49,020 --> 00:08:51,773 AND DARRYL, 143 00:08:51,815 --> 00:08:53,858 HONORARY TRENCHBILLIES. 144 00:09:01,532 --> 00:09:03,451 SPEECH! SPEECH! 145 00:09:03,493 --> 00:09:06,454 - WELL, I GUESS IF I WAS TO SAY ONE THING, 146 00:09:06,496 --> 00:09:07,664 AND I THINK I'M SPEAKING 147 00:09:07,705 --> 00:09:09,248 HERE, 148 00:09:09,290 --> 00:09:12,376 IT'S THAT Y'ALL ARE A BUNCH OF REAL KIND FOLKS, 149 00:09:12,418 --> 00:09:14,671 AND IT'S BEEN A REAL HOOT GETTING TO KNOW Y'ALL. 150 00:09:17,256 --> 00:09:19,550 FAREWELL, FRIENDLY TRENCHBILLIES. 151 00:09:19,592 --> 00:09:22,553 - SEE YOU AROUND! - TOODLES! 152 00:09:22,595 --> 00:09:26,349 DO YOU FOLK THINK YOU'RE GOING? 153 00:09:26,390 --> 00:09:28,018 UH, OVER TO HOME? 154 00:09:28,059 --> 00:09:31,312 - WELL, YOU'RE ONE OF OUR KIN NOW, 155 00:09:31,354 --> 00:09:33,523 SO THIS IS YOUR HOME, 156 00:09:33,564 --> 00:09:37,110 AND AS SUCH, YOU'VE BEEN GIVEN 157 00:09:39,403 --> 00:09:42,949 YOUR NATURAL BORN LIVES. 158 00:09:42,991 --> 00:09:44,951 TAKING CARE OF MA? 159 00:09:44,993 --> 00:09:46,953 NATURAL BORN LIVES! 160 00:09:46,995 --> 00:09:50,331 - YOU KNOW, CARRY HER PURSE, GIVE HER CALF MASSAGES, 161 00:09:51,958 --> 00:09:54,002 AT NIGHT. 162 00:09:54,044 --> 00:09:57,254 IAMBIC PENTAMETER. 163 00:09:57,296 --> 00:10:00,091 - WELL, THAT ALL SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF FUN, 164 00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:03,219 BACK HOME AT BIKINI BOTTOM. 165 00:10:03,260 --> 00:10:05,055 I HAVE A PET SNAIL TO FEED, 166 00:10:05,096 --> 00:10:07,849 AND I CAN'T BE LATE FOR WORK AT THE KRUSTY KRAB. 167 00:10:07,891 --> 00:10:11,602 - YEAH, AND IAMBIC PENTAMETER GIVES ME A HEADACHE. 168 00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:17,525 YOU FOLKS AIN'T GOING NOWHERE. 169 00:10:17,567 --> 00:10:19,152 OH, PLEASE! 170 00:10:19,194 --> 00:10:20,570 MR. TRENCHBILLY, WHAT CAN WE— 171 00:10:20,611 --> 00:10:22,197 OH, HEY, YOUR SHOE'S UNTIED. 172 00:10:22,238 --> 00:10:23,447 WHAT? 173 00:10:23,489 --> 00:10:25,200 BUT I AIN'T EVEN WEARING— 174 00:10:25,241 --> 00:10:27,284 DARN IT. 175 00:10:27,326 --> 00:10:29,537 - WELL, WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO TELL HIM, SQUIDWARD? 176 00:10:29,579 --> 00:10:32,123 HE COULD HAVE HIS MONEY BACK. 177 00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:33,290 OH, NO, I COULDN'T. 178 00:10:33,332 --> 00:10:34,667 WHY? 179 00:10:34,709 --> 00:10:36,961 IN THE REGISTER. 180 00:10:37,003 --> 00:10:38,838 MR. KRABS! 181 00:10:39,964 --> 00:10:41,465 OF DEEP-SEA BUMPKINS! 182 00:10:41,507 --> 00:10:42,884 IT WAS HORRIBLE! 183 00:10:45,136 --> 00:10:47,097 AND MASSAGE THEIR GRANDMA. 184 00:10:47,138 --> 00:10:49,891 - SO? WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME? 185 00:10:49,933 --> 00:10:51,434 'CAUSE THEY FOLLOWED US HERE. 186 00:10:58,482 --> 00:10:59,984 crash! 187 00:11:02,153 --> 00:11:03,113 COME ON OUT! 188 00:11:03,154 --> 00:11:04,906 WE KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE! 189 00:11:04,948 --> 00:11:06,532 YEAH, COME ON OUT! 190 00:11:06,574 --> 00:11:07,700 WE KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE! 191 00:11:09,786 --> 00:11:11,913 WELCOME TO THE KRUSTY KRAB. 192 00:11:11,955 --> 00:11:16,292 MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER? 193 00:11:16,333 --> 00:11:17,794 UM, SURE. 194 00:11:17,835 --> 00:11:19,963 I'LL HAVE ME 195 00:11:20,004 --> 00:11:22,173 WITH A KOLA. 196 00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:24,383 NO, NO, NO! LEMON-LIME. 197 00:11:31,015 --> 00:11:32,809 - KEEP 'EM COMING, SPONGEBOB. 198 00:11:32,850 --> 00:11:35,979 WE'VE SEEN IN A LONG TIME. 199 00:11:36,020 --> 00:11:37,396 - AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN. 200 00:11:37,438 --> 00:11:38,982 I'M GONNA GET SOME MORE BUNS. 201 00:11:39,023 --> 00:11:41,567 MORE! MORE! 202 00:11:41,609 --> 00:11:42,902 MORE! 203 00:11:42,944 --> 00:11:45,529 MORE! 204 00:11:45,571 --> 00:11:47,740 OH, YEAH. 205 00:11:47,782 --> 00:11:49,742 THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO SEE. 206 00:11:49,784 --> 00:11:54,747 SHE'S GONNA MAKE CUSTOMER OF THE WEEK. 207 00:11:55,999 --> 00:11:58,459 AT OUR MA, 208 00:11:58,501 --> 00:12:01,838 IT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING. 209 00:12:01,879 --> 00:12:03,714 THEY'S GONNA GET HITCHED! 210 00:12:08,552 --> 00:12:10,471 NO! 211 00:12:32,451 --> 00:12:34,453 - OH, IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE SINGING? 212 00:12:35,913 --> 00:12:38,041 ON SPONGEBOB. 213 00:12:38,457 --> 00:12:40,543 WOULD YOU CLAM UP, SPONGEBOB? 214 00:12:40,584 --> 00:12:42,628 IN HERE. 215 00:12:45,422 --> 00:12:46,799 SPONGEBOB! 216 00:12:46,841 --> 00:12:48,425 WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? 217 00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:50,345 - OH, I'M JUST DISPLAYING FOR ALL TO SEE 218 00:12:50,385 --> 00:12:52,596 AN ATTITUDE OF GRATITUDE. 219 00:12:52,638 --> 00:12:53,890 GRATITUDE? 220 00:12:53,931 --> 00:12:55,683 YOU'VE BEEN WALLOWING IN FILTH ALL MORNING. 221 00:12:55,725 --> 00:12:57,476 BE GRATEFUL FOR? 222 00:12:57,518 --> 00:12:58,728 HIT IT, BOYS! 223 00:12:58,769 --> 00:13:00,813 ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR. 224 00:13:54,992 --> 00:13:56,577 OR IN YOUR CASE, SQUIDWARD, 225 00:13:56,619 --> 00:13:58,371 AN ATTITUDE OF HAT-ITUDE. 226 00:14:00,915 --> 00:14:03,376 AND YOUR GRATITUDE, 227 00:14:03,418 --> 00:14:04,585 'CAUSE BEING YOUR NEIGHBOR 228 00:14:04,627 --> 00:14:07,713 TO BE GRATEFUL FOR. 229 00:14:07,755 --> 00:14:08,714 AH! 230 00:14:08,756 --> 00:14:12,676 OOH! 231 00:14:12,718 --> 00:14:13,844 WOW, SQUIDWARD. 232 00:14:14,971 --> 00:14:16,347 LOOKED AT. 233 00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:17,556 THIS IS YOUR FAULT! 234 00:14:17,598 --> 00:14:18,557 DON'T WORRY, BUDDY. 235 00:14:18,599 --> 00:14:19,976 I CAN GIVE YOU A HAND. 236 00:14:20,017 --> 00:14:22,061 - NO! YOU HAVE HELPED ME ENOUGH! 237 00:14:22,103 --> 00:14:26,149 I DON'T WANT YOUR HELP EVER AGAIN. 238 00:14:26,190 --> 00:14:28,151 NO PROBLEM, PAL. 239 00:14:29,568 --> 00:14:30,736 MORON. 240 00:14:36,826 --> 00:14:38,202 STUPID PIPE. 241 00:14:45,001 --> 00:14:46,543 OH, GREAT. NOW I'M LATE FOR WORK. 242 00:14:51,590 --> 00:14:53,343 PARDON ME. 243 00:14:53,384 --> 00:14:54,593 - WHOA-OH-OH-OH! 244 00:14:54,635 --> 00:14:56,553 SLOW DOWN, SPEEDSTER. 245 00:14:58,764 --> 00:15:00,641 GO JUMP IN A CORAL BED. 246 00:15:00,683 --> 00:15:03,853 - MR. SQUIDWARD, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU? 247 00:15:03,894 --> 00:15:07,023 THE CUSTOMERS' JOKES ARE ALWAYS FUNNY. 248 00:15:07,064 --> 00:15:09,817 A CHUCKLE. 249 00:15:09,859 --> 00:15:11,361 HA. HA. HA. 250 00:15:12,903 --> 00:15:16,199 - I KNEW YOU'D EVENTUALLY GET IT, DUDE. 251 00:15:23,831 --> 00:15:25,958 STOP STARING, SPONGEBOB. 252 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,919 YOU'RE AFFECTING MY PRODUCTIVITY. 253 00:15:31,047 --> 00:15:32,756 ONE KRABBY PATTY. 254 00:15:32,798 --> 00:15:34,175 THAT WILL BE $3. 255 00:15:34,217 --> 00:15:35,592 DO YOU ACCEPT PENNIES? 256 00:15:35,634 --> 00:15:36,969 - I DON'T HAVE TIME TO COUNT ALL THAT. 257 00:15:37,011 --> 00:15:38,595 OH, WELL, HAVE IT YOUR WAY. 258 00:15:38,637 --> 00:15:40,556 I'LL JUST TAKE MY LOOSE CHANGE ELSEWHERE. 259 00:15:40,597 --> 00:15:42,183 OH, PLEASE DO. 260 00:15:42,225 --> 00:15:43,976 I'M TRYING TO GET SOME WORK DONE HERE. 261 00:15:44,018 --> 00:15:45,186 SHEESH. 262 00:15:45,228 --> 00:15:47,771 TO WASTE YOUR TIME. 263 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:52,360 HEY, BUDDY. 264 00:15:52,402 --> 00:15:54,904 WITH ALL THAT INCESSANT TAPPING? 265 00:15:56,447 --> 00:15:58,615 YOU'RE DOING, SIR? 266 00:15:58,657 --> 00:16:01,077 - I'M HOLDING THE DOOR FOR THE NICE LADY. 267 00:16:01,118 --> 00:16:02,495 NO, YOU'RE NOT. 268 00:16:02,537 --> 00:16:04,080 YOU'RE LEAVING 269 00:16:04,121 --> 00:16:05,789 ALL OVER THE GLASS, 270 00:16:05,831 --> 00:16:09,460 HAVE TO CLEAN IT UP. 271 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:13,005 ON MAKING MY JOB SO DIFFICULT? 272 00:16:14,382 --> 00:16:15,883 ON THE TABLE. 273 00:16:15,925 --> 00:16:18,677 YOUR TEETH CHATTER. 274 00:16:18,719 --> 00:16:20,846 YOUR HAT ANNOYS ME. 275 00:16:20,888 --> 00:16:24,058 IN THE RESTROOM. 276 00:16:25,601 --> 00:16:28,979 - AND, SPONGEBOB, WOULD YOU QUIT SINGING THAT SONG! 277 00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:30,773 - WHAT'S THE MATTER, SQUIDWARD? 278 00:16:30,814 --> 00:16:33,776 DON'T YOU HAVE AN ATTITUDE OF GRATITUDE? 279 00:16:34,818 --> 00:16:36,779 SPONGEBOB, I HATE MY JOB, 280 00:16:36,820 --> 00:16:40,575 WITH NEIGHBORS I CAN'T STAND. 281 00:16:40,616 --> 00:16:43,494 I'M THE MOST MISERABLE PERSON IN BIKINI BOTTOM. 282 00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:45,996 TO BE THANKFUL FOR? 283 00:16:46,038 --> 00:16:47,206 WELL, IT COULD BE WORSE. 284 00:16:49,750 --> 00:16:52,086 POSSIBLY GET ANY WORSE? 285 00:16:54,130 --> 00:16:55,839 IS ERUPTING! 286 00:16:55,881 --> 00:16:57,800 boom! 287 00:16:57,841 --> 00:16:58,634 THAT'S HOW. 288 00:16:58,675 --> 00:17:00,928 COOL. 289 00:17:02,930 --> 00:17:05,099 - LOOK! THE ROOF! 290 00:17:07,768 --> 00:17:09,103 HEY, YOU LEMONS, 291 00:17:09,145 --> 00:17:11,439 AFRAID OF A LITTLE LAVA? 292 00:17:12,482 --> 00:17:14,650 CASHIE! 293 00:17:14,691 --> 00:17:16,486 NO! 294 00:17:16,527 --> 00:17:19,322 THIS FIERY DESTRUCTION! 295 00:17:20,615 --> 00:17:22,199 YOUR CRYING, MR. KRABS, 296 00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:23,409 BUT SHOULDN'T WE GET TO A PLACE 297 00:17:23,451 --> 00:17:24,785 DOESN'T HAVE A ROOF 298 00:17:24,827 --> 00:17:26,703 WITH LAVA COMING THROUGH IT? 299 00:17:30,707 --> 00:17:31,667 FEAR NOT. 300 00:17:31,708 --> 00:17:33,043 SHELTER CAN'T BE FAR AWAY. 301 00:17:33,085 --> 00:17:35,463 - OH, WHY EVEN BOTHER, SPONGEBOB? 302 00:17:35,505 --> 00:17:37,298 CAN'T YOU SEE? 303 00:17:37,340 --> 00:17:39,883 IS CRUMBLING TO DUST. 304 00:17:39,925 --> 00:17:41,718 CIVIC ORDER IS IN TATTERS. 305 00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:43,513 IT'S EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF. 306 00:17:43,554 --> 00:17:45,139 THERE'S NO OTHER WAY. 307 00:17:45,181 --> 00:17:48,725 I'M GONNA NEED YOUR LIFE ESSENCE! 308 00:17:50,811 --> 00:17:52,771 DOING OUT STILL? 309 00:17:52,813 --> 00:17:55,191 AT THE VOLCANO SHELTER. 310 00:17:55,232 --> 00:17:56,817 HEY, BUT NO MORE ROUGHHOUSING. 311 00:17:56,859 --> 00:17:58,068 YOU GOT THAT? 312 00:17:58,110 --> 00:17:59,529 OH, YES, OF COURSE, MA'AM. 313 00:17:59,570 --> 00:18:01,405 TRY AND BEHAVE YOURSELF, FELLERS. 314 00:18:02,365 --> 00:18:05,742 - NO NEED TO GET EXCITED, CITIZENS. 315 00:18:08,162 --> 00:18:10,998 TO DEFEAT THIS EVIL VOLCANO. 316 00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:12,124 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 317 00:18:12,166 --> 00:18:13,125 DON'T WORRY. 318 00:18:13,167 --> 00:18:15,127 WE'VE GOT IT UNDER CONTROL. 319 00:18:15,169 --> 00:18:16,337 UNDER CONTROL? 320 00:18:16,379 --> 00:18:17,754 HALF THE CITY'S ON FIRE. 321 00:18:17,796 --> 00:18:19,715 "UNDER CONTROL"? 322 00:18:19,756 --> 00:18:21,509 HUH? DO YOU? 323 00:18:21,551 --> 00:18:22,718 AH! 324 00:18:22,759 --> 00:18:23,886 THE END IS NEAR, MAYOR! 325 00:18:23,927 --> 00:18:25,804 THAT GUY'S ONTO SOMETHING. 326 00:18:25,846 --> 00:18:27,390 WHAT ARE YOU HIDING FROM US, MAYOR? 327 00:18:27,431 --> 00:18:28,599 DO YOU HAVE SOME SECRET? 328 00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:30,017 IS THE END NEAR? 329 00:18:30,059 --> 00:18:31,394 - YEAH! - ANSWER THE QUESTION! 330 00:18:31,435 --> 00:18:33,396 - EXACTLY! - ANSWER THE QUESTION! 331 00:18:33,437 --> 00:18:34,605 MR. MAYOR! 332 00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:36,815 MR. MAYOR, PLEASE, I'VE GOT SOMETHING. 333 00:18:36,857 --> 00:18:38,401 OH, YES, BOY. 334 00:18:38,442 --> 00:18:41,529 WE STOP THE VOLCANO? 335 00:18:41,571 --> 00:18:42,946 - ACTUALLY, 336 00:18:42,988 --> 00:18:44,532 ABOUT THESE PARKING TICKETS. 337 00:18:44,574 --> 00:18:46,158 I DON'T HAVE A CAR. 338 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:47,743 OH, BOY, MORON. 339 00:18:47,784 --> 00:18:49,078 WE'RE DOOMED! 340 00:18:50,746 --> 00:18:52,831 YOU FOOLS! 341 00:18:52,873 --> 00:18:53,832 WHO ARE YOU? 342 00:18:55,751 --> 00:18:58,170 OOH! 343 00:18:58,212 --> 00:19:03,050 FROM LONG AGO, 344 00:19:07,263 --> 00:19:10,641 FROM BEFORE THE DAWN OF TIME. 345 00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:14,437 BUT ALAS, MY PEOPLE 346 00:19:14,478 --> 00:19:18,190 THAT PLAGUES YOU NOW. 347 00:19:18,232 --> 00:19:20,276 THEN HOW DID YOU SURVIVE? 348 00:19:25,781 --> 00:19:28,576 WHO KNEW HOW TO STOP IT. 349 00:19:28,618 --> 00:19:30,786 - WELL, DON'T KEEP US IN SUSPENSE. 350 00:19:30,827 --> 00:19:31,870 HOW DID YOU STOP IT? 351 00:19:31,912 --> 00:19:35,750 YOU MUST MAKE A SACRIFICE! 352 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,587 WHAT KIND OF SACRIFICE? 353 00:19:39,629 --> 00:19:44,425 OF THE MOST MISERABLE PERSON. 354 00:19:44,467 --> 00:19:45,968 I KNEW IT. 355 00:19:46,009 --> 00:19:48,721 THE MOST MISERABLE PERSON. 356 00:19:48,763 --> 00:19:50,347 AND WHO WOULD THAT BE? 357 00:19:50,389 --> 00:19:52,767 WELL, IT CERTAINLY ISN'T ME. 358 00:19:55,478 --> 00:19:56,687 HEY, SQUIDWARD, 359 00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:58,397 IS THE MOST MISERABLE PERSON? 360 00:19:58,439 --> 00:19:59,690 - DON'T KNOW. DON'T CARE. 361 00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:01,525 - BUT, SQUIDWARD, IT'S IMPERATIVE THAT— 362 00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:04,695 - BUT, SQUIDWARD, IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT WE NOTHING! 363 00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:08,991 I THINK I'D RATHER TAKE 364 00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:14,747 OF DUM-DUM TOWN. 365 00:20:14,789 --> 00:20:16,624 - OH, OH, WE'RE IDIOTS NOW? 366 00:20:16,666 --> 00:20:17,833 I'M A VERY SMART WOMAN. 367 00:20:17,874 --> 00:20:19,209 NICE, NICE. 368 00:20:19,251 --> 00:20:20,210 WHAT? 369 00:20:24,881 --> 00:20:25,841 YOU IDIOTS! 370 00:20:25,882 --> 00:20:27,426 YOU GOT THE WRONG GUY! 371 00:20:27,468 --> 00:20:29,178 ABOUT THE FINGERPRINTS. 372 00:20:29,219 --> 00:20:30,805 AND THE FOOT TAPPING. 373 00:20:30,846 --> 00:20:32,055 AND MY LOOSE CHANGE. 374 00:20:32,097 --> 00:20:33,432 AND MY TEETH! 375 00:20:33,474 --> 00:20:34,891 AND HIS HAT! 376 00:20:34,933 --> 00:20:36,893 STUPID. 377 00:20:38,354 --> 00:20:41,398 PERSON IN BIKINI BOTTOM. 378 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:43,900 - I'M THE MOST MISERABLE PERSON IN BIKINI BOTTOM. 379 00:20:43,942 --> 00:20:45,986 OH, WOULD YOU JUST... 380 00:20:50,199 --> 00:20:51,784 LET ME DOWN, YOU GOONS! 381 00:20:51,826 --> 00:20:53,744 SORRY, MR. TENTACLES. 382 00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:55,204 THROW HIM IN, FELLAS. 383 00:20:56,205 --> 00:20:58,165 WAIT! 384 00:20:58,207 --> 00:21:00,668 MADE SQUIDWARD MISERABLE. 385 00:21:00,710 --> 00:21:02,419 THROW ME IN INSTEAD. 386 00:21:02,461 --> 00:21:05,088 WORKS FOR ME. 387 00:21:05,130 --> 00:21:07,675 - WELL, I'M GLAD YOU ALL CAME TO YOUR SENSES. 388 00:21:07,717 --> 00:21:08,801 BUNCH OF INGRATES. 389 00:21:08,843 --> 00:21:10,427 COME ON, SPONGEBOB, JUMP IN. 390 00:21:10,469 --> 00:21:12,638 - WHOA! - SQUIDWARD! 391 00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:14,682 SPONGEBOB, HELP! 392 00:21:14,724 --> 00:21:16,141 I'D LOVE TO, SQUIDWARD, 393 00:21:18,769 --> 00:21:20,521 TO BE GRATEFUL FOR. 394 00:21:20,563 --> 00:21:21,980 I MADE A PROMISE. 395 00:21:23,023 --> 00:21:24,859 I TAKE IT BACK! 396 00:21:28,404 --> 00:21:29,739 PLEASE, SPONGEBOB. 397 00:21:29,780 --> 00:21:32,115 I DIDN'T MEAN ANY OF THAT. 398 00:21:32,157 --> 00:21:34,326 I DO APPRECIATE YOUR FRIENDSHIP. 399 00:21:34,368 --> 00:21:36,119 I AM GRATEFUL. 400 00:21:36,161 --> 00:21:39,456 I... I... 401 00:21:45,254 --> 00:21:48,716 FROM YOU, REMEMBER? 402 00:21:48,758 --> 00:21:51,468 GOOD-BYE, EVERYONE. 403 00:21:53,345 --> 00:21:54,471 boing! 404 00:21:54,513 --> 00:21:56,515 HUH? 405 00:21:56,557 --> 00:21:57,808 SQUIDWARD, 406 00:21:57,850 --> 00:21:59,602 YOU FELT THAT WAY. 407 00:21:59,643 --> 00:22:01,645 AW, BUDDY. 408 00:22:01,687 --> 00:22:03,480 OPENING UP TO US. 409 00:22:14,366 --> 00:22:16,493 crash! 410 00:22:19,413 --> 00:22:20,997 MY HOUSE! 411 00:22:21,039 --> 00:22:25,961 - AH, NOW THE VOLCANO IS APPEASED. 412 00:22:28,171 --> 00:22:29,715 OF THE MOST MISERABLE PERSON. 413 00:22:29,757 --> 00:22:32,342 - NO. YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH. 414 00:22:32,384 --> 00:22:33,969 I WAS TRYING TO SAY, 415 00:22:34,010 --> 00:22:37,932 MISERABLE PERSON'S HOUSE. 416 00:22:37,973 --> 00:22:41,936 NO ONE EVER LISTENS TO ME. 417 00:22:49,819 --> 00:22:51,194 YOU KNOW, SPONGEBOB, 418 00:22:51,236 --> 00:22:53,906 THAT JUST HAPPENED, 419 00:22:53,948 --> 00:22:55,950 I LIED TO YOU. 420 00:22:55,991 --> 00:22:58,535 FOR ANYTHING. 421 00:22:58,577 --> 00:23:00,245 I MEAN, LOOK AT ME. 422 00:23:00,287 --> 00:23:03,123 I DON'T EVEN HAVE A ROOF TO SLEEP UNDER ANYMORE. 423 00:23:03,165 --> 00:23:05,167 WELL, I WOULDN'T SAY THAT. 424 00:23:10,589 --> 00:23:12,006 GO AWAY.