1 00:00:07,090 --> 00:00:08,340 creak! 2 00:00:08,465 --> 00:00:09,882 thump! 3 00:00:13,340 --> 00:00:14,799 clank! 4 00:00:17,965 --> 00:00:19,090 thump! 5 00:00:22,465 --> 00:00:23,882 clank! 6 00:00:47,799 --> 00:00:49,548 STOP... PLAYING... 7 00:00:49,673 --> 00:00:52,799 IN MY YARD! 8 00:00:52,924 --> 00:00:55,924 - OHH, WE'RE NOT PLAYING IN YOUR YARD, SQUIDWARD. 9 00:00:56,049 --> 00:00:58,548 WE'RE PLAYING IN OUR YARDS. 10 00:00:58,673 --> 00:01:01,340 WE'RE JUST USING YOUR YARD AS A WALKWAY. 11 00:01:01,465 --> 00:01:04,632 - NO OFFENSE, BUT YOUR YARD GARGLES TARTAR SAUCE. 12 00:01:04,757 --> 00:01:06,507 WELL, PICK ONE, 13 00:01:06,632 --> 00:01:09,840 AND LEAVE MY YARD OUT OF IT! 14 00:01:09,965 --> 00:01:12,673 - OH, OH, OH, OH, OH! I'M GOOD AT CHOOSING! 15 00:01:12,799 --> 00:01:15,340 HMM... 16 00:01:15,465 --> 00:01:17,799 HUMMM... 17 00:01:17,924 --> 00:01:21,632 LET'S PLAY... IN... 18 00:01:21,757 --> 00:01:27,131 MM... MM... MM... 19 00:01:27,256 --> 00:01:28,924 SPONGEBOB'S YARD! 20 00:01:29,049 --> 00:01:31,423 NO, PATRICK'S! NO, SPONGEBOB'S! 21 00:01:31,548 --> 00:01:33,965 OH! 22 00:01:34,090 --> 00:01:36,715 I'M TERRIBLE AT CHOOSING. 23 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:38,757 SQUIDWARD, YOU CHOOSE. 24 00:01:38,882 --> 00:01:41,632 I CHOOSE PATRICK... 25 00:01:41,757 --> 00:01:44,049 TO PLAY IN PATRICK'S YARD... 26 00:01:44,173 --> 00:01:46,632 AND SPONGEBOB... 27 00:01:46,757 --> 00:01:48,799 IN SPONGEBOB'S YARD... 28 00:01:48,924 --> 00:01:52,049 AND NOBODY... 29 00:01:59,757 --> 00:02:02,090 IN HERE! 30 00:02:04,715 --> 00:02:06,423 SPONGEBOB! 31 00:02:06,548 --> 00:02:08,465 PATRICK! 32 00:02:11,256 --> 00:02:12,423 SPONGEBOB! 33 00:02:12,548 --> 00:02:13,632 PATRICK! 34 00:02:16,340 --> 00:02:17,340 SPONGEBOB! 35 00:02:17,465 --> 00:02:19,215 PATRICK! 36 00:02:23,049 --> 00:02:25,465 THE ROAD! 37 00:02:31,965 --> 00:02:33,507 PATRICK, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 38 00:02:33,632 --> 00:02:36,423 - I'LL MAIL MYSELF TO YOUR HOUSE. 39 00:02:38,673 --> 00:02:39,757 fwoomp! 40 00:02:43,465 --> 00:02:45,799 - SIT TIGHT, PATRICK. I'M COMING TO GET YOU. 41 00:02:50,632 --> 00:02:52,381 OH! 42 00:02:52,507 --> 00:02:53,423 HEY, SPONGEBOB. 43 00:02:53,548 --> 00:02:54,090 HEY, PATRICK. 44 00:03:01,090 --> 00:03:02,590 PATRICK, CALL ME. 45 00:03:02,715 --> 00:03:03,715 OKAY! 46 00:03:09,799 --> 00:03:10,757 SQUAREPANTS RESIDENCE. 47 00:03:10,882 --> 00:03:12,924 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 48 00:03:13,049 --> 00:03:17,632 - HMM... HAVE WE EVER DUG A TUNNEL BETWEEN OUR TWO HOUSES? 49 00:03:17,757 --> 00:03:19,049 NO. 50 00:03:41,090 --> 00:03:42,673 - SPONGEBOB? - PATRICK? 51 00:03:42,799 --> 00:03:44,465 WE DID IT! 52 00:03:44,590 --> 00:03:45,548 - TAG. YOU'RE IT. 53 00:03:50,049 --> 00:03:51,007 TAG. YOU'RE IT! 54 00:03:53,049 --> 00:03:54,007 - TAG. YOU'RE IT. 55 00:03:56,298 --> 00:03:57,715 - TAG. YOU'RE IT! 56 00:04:03,673 --> 00:04:05,049 - PEEKABOO! I SEE YOU. 57 00:04:12,673 --> 00:04:13,715 - YOU'RE IT. - YOU'RE IT! 58 00:04:24,590 --> 00:04:27,340 MUST... BLOCK... OUT... NOISE. 59 00:04:27,465 --> 00:04:29,924 splat! 60 00:04:36,840 --> 00:04:38,507 KNOCK, KNOCK. 61 00:04:38,632 --> 00:04:40,423 WHO'S THERE? 62 00:04:40,548 --> 00:04:41,507 I DON'T KNOW. 63 00:04:48,423 --> 00:04:52,340 I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TWO TO STAY OFF MY... 64 00:04:52,465 --> 00:04:53,090 YARD. 65 00:04:59,381 --> 00:05:01,173 PATRICK. 66 00:05:02,757 --> 00:05:04,090 PATRICK, WOULD YOU SHUT— 67 00:05:06,215 --> 00:05:07,340 WHERE IS HE? 68 00:05:10,131 --> 00:05:12,007 SPONGEBOB. 69 00:05:12,131 --> 00:05:13,507 SPONGEBOB! 70 00:05:14,924 --> 00:05:16,965 SPONGEBOB, I AM TRYING TO... 71 00:05:17,090 --> 00:05:18,007 SLEEP? 72 00:05:18,131 --> 00:05:19,007 WAHOO! 73 00:05:27,465 --> 00:05:29,423 AHA! 74 00:05:29,548 --> 00:05:30,381 HEY, GARY. 75 00:05:31,965 --> 00:05:33,924 WHERE ARE THOSE TWO MORONS? 76 00:05:48,757 --> 00:05:52,715 WHERE... ARE... THEY? 77 00:05:55,465 --> 00:05:56,298 doink! 78 00:05:56,423 --> 00:05:57,924 OOH! 79 00:05:58,049 --> 00:06:00,131 PATRICK, CHECK OUT THOSE ROOTS. 80 00:06:00,256 --> 00:06:02,423 THEY'RE DANCING. 81 00:06:02,548 --> 00:06:03,882 DO LIKE THE ROOTS DO, 82 00:06:04,007 --> 00:06:06,465 AND DO THE DIRT DANCE, BABY! 83 00:06:06,590 --> 00:06:08,465 boing! 84 00:06:08,590 --> 00:06:11,090 thunk! 85 00:06:11,215 --> 00:06:13,298 boing! 86 00:06:13,423 --> 00:06:15,173 thunk! 87 00:06:24,049 --> 00:06:25,673 boing! boing! boing! 88 00:06:28,215 --> 00:06:29,924 - SQUIDWARD'S HOUSE WANTS TO PLAY TOO. 89 00:06:30,049 --> 00:06:31,757 MY HOUSE. 90 00:06:37,465 --> 00:06:39,340 AW, SQUIDWARD'S HOUSE 91 00:06:39,465 --> 00:06:41,590 SOUNDS LIKE IT HAS AN UPSET TUMMY. 92 00:06:41,715 --> 00:06:44,507 - MUST HAVE BEEN SOMETHING THAT IT ATE. 93 00:06:44,632 --> 00:06:45,548 IT ATE SQUIDWARD. 94 00:06:45,673 --> 00:06:46,465 THAT'D DO IT. 95 00:06:48,673 --> 00:06:51,256 I KNEW YOU TWO REPROBATES WERE BEHIND THIS. 96 00:06:51,381 --> 00:06:53,256 - YEAH! WE'RE REPROBATES! 97 00:06:53,381 --> 00:06:54,673 THAT WAS AN INSULT. 98 00:06:54,799 --> 00:06:57,340 AND WE'RE INSULTED! 99 00:06:57,465 --> 00:06:59,924 - WHY WERE YOU DIGGING UNDER MY YARD? 100 00:07:00,049 --> 00:07:01,673 - YOU TOLD US NOT TO WALK ON YOUR YARD, 101 00:07:01,799 --> 00:07:03,090 SO WE WALKED UNDER IT. 102 00:07:03,215 --> 00:07:05,673 BUT YOU BURIED MY HOUSE! 103 00:07:05,799 --> 00:07:07,298 NO NEED TO THANK US. 104 00:07:07,423 --> 00:07:08,548 THANK YOU? 105 00:07:08,673 --> 00:07:09,507 YOU'RE WELCOME. 106 00:07:11,215 --> 00:07:12,548 MISSED. 107 00:07:12,673 --> 00:07:14,715 SOMEBODY WANTS TO PLAY TAG. 108 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:15,965 - TAG! YOU'RE IT! 109 00:07:17,381 --> 00:07:18,340 NOT IT! 110 00:07:23,590 --> 00:07:24,965 WHEEEE! 111 00:07:35,090 --> 00:07:36,757 crash! 112 00:07:36,882 --> 00:07:38,090 SQUIDWARD WINS! 113 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:44,465 - NOW... YOU'RE GOING TO PLAY A NEW GAME 114 00:07:44,590 --> 00:07:47,340 CALLED "DIGGING OUT MY HOUSE." 115 00:07:47,465 --> 00:07:48,840 OH, BOY! 116 00:07:50,882 --> 00:07:53,507 - AND I'M GONNA PLAY "SIT AND RELAX" 117 00:07:53,632 --> 00:07:55,465 UNTIL YOU'RE FINISHED. 118 00:07:55,590 --> 00:07:57,673 BARNACLE BRAINS. 119 00:08:01,423 --> 00:08:02,090 splat! 120 00:08:09,423 --> 00:08:11,007 thunk! thunk! thunk! 121 00:08:14,673 --> 00:08:15,673 AHHH! 122 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:18,507 SPONGEBOB! 123 00:08:18,632 --> 00:08:19,757 HI, SQUIDWARD. 124 00:08:28,381 --> 00:08:29,548 - YUH-OH. 125 00:08:29,673 --> 00:08:31,548 I'M WARNING YOU, 126 00:08:31,673 --> 00:08:33,590 IF YOU DON'T PUT MY HOUSE BACK WHERE IT BELONGS 127 00:08:33,715 --> 00:08:38,131 BY THE COUNT OF THREE... 128 00:08:38,256 --> 00:08:39,924 THREE. 129 00:08:40,049 --> 00:08:41,340 I AM GONNA GRIND YOU INTO CHUM! 130 00:08:41,465 --> 00:08:43,298 ONE... 131 00:08:43,423 --> 00:08:45,381 HE'S COUNTING! 132 00:08:45,507 --> 00:08:47,256 ANYTHING BUT COUNTING! 133 00:08:47,381 --> 00:08:49,131 QUICK, SPONGEBOB! 134 00:08:49,256 --> 00:08:51,049 DIG FOR YOUR LIFE! 135 00:08:51,173 --> 00:08:52,882 TWO... 136 00:08:53,007 --> 00:08:55,507 - HE'S ALREADY AT NUMBER TWO. 137 00:08:55,632 --> 00:08:59,548 WHO KNOWS HOW MANY NUMBERS WE HAVE UNTIL HE REACHES THREE? 138 00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:00,632 THREE! 139 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:09,548 thump! 140 00:09:12,507 --> 00:09:13,423 shoomp! 141 00:09:13,548 --> 00:09:14,840 shoomp! 142 00:09:14,965 --> 00:09:16,632 AHH, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY! 143 00:09:23,590 --> 00:09:25,507 - SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, AHH! 144 00:09:28,131 --> 00:09:30,007 fwoomp! 145 00:09:30,131 --> 00:09:32,173 YES! 146 00:09:32,298 --> 00:09:35,632 NOW THE CHUM BUCKET IS THE ONLY RESTAURANT IN TOWN. 147 00:09:36,590 --> 00:09:37,673 fwoomp! 148 00:09:37,799 --> 00:09:38,924 NUTS. 149 00:09:41,173 --> 00:09:42,715 NO! 150 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:45,548 MUST... DIG. 151 00:09:47,632 --> 00:09:49,632 GAH! WHOA! 152 00:09:49,757 --> 00:09:52,215 THE ROCK'S TOO HARD. 153 00:10:08,007 --> 00:10:11,465 YOU... TWO... MORONS 154 00:10:11,590 --> 00:10:14,381 SUNK MY HOUSE! 155 00:10:14,507 --> 00:10:17,507 WE'RE SORRY! 156 00:10:17,632 --> 00:10:19,049 I'M GONNA... 157 00:10:22,173 --> 00:10:23,298 UH... OH. 158 00:10:28,131 --> 00:10:29,507 fwoomp! 159 00:10:32,507 --> 00:10:34,632 AHH! 160 00:10:38,090 --> 00:10:39,965 GOOD MORNING, SQUIDWARD. 161 00:10:40,090 --> 00:10:42,381 ANOTHER BEE-EAUTIFUL DAY UNDER BIKINI BOTTOM. 162 00:10:45,590 --> 00:10:46,715 I HATE NEIGHBORS. 163 00:10:59,673 --> 00:11:01,507 - HI-YA! 164 00:11:01,632 --> 00:11:03,548 HI-YA! YA! 165 00:11:03,673 --> 00:11:04,673 YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA! 166 00:11:04,799 --> 00:11:06,673 YA! TA-DA! 167 00:11:06,799 --> 00:11:08,632 A GIFT IN YOUR LIKENESS. 168 00:11:10,340 --> 00:11:11,465 'CAUSE YOU'RE SO SWEET. 169 00:11:11,590 --> 00:11:13,298 GET IT? 170 00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:14,882 'CAUSE PINEAPPLES ARE SWEET, 171 00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:16,673 AND YOU ARE SWEET ALSO AS WELL. 172 00:11:16,799 --> 00:11:17,799 GET IT? 173 00:11:28,632 --> 00:11:30,298 HEY, BUDDY. 174 00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:32,632 YOU STILL GOT THAT BUCKET OF CHEESE? 175 00:11:34,882 --> 00:11:37,924 - OH, NO. HE'S... NOT RIGHT! 176 00:11:38,049 --> 00:11:39,882 DON'T WORRY, PAL. I'LL HELP YOU. 177 00:11:40,007 --> 00:11:40,924 smack! 178 00:11:45,131 --> 00:11:46,173 - BUDDY! YOU OKAY? 179 00:11:46,298 --> 00:11:47,590 HUH. 180 00:11:47,715 --> 00:11:49,590 PATRICK, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 181 00:11:49,715 --> 00:11:51,507 IF IT WASN'T FOR YOUR TREMENDOUS GORILLA STRENGTH, 182 00:11:51,632 --> 00:11:53,590 I WOULD'VE BEEN A GONER. 183 00:11:53,715 --> 00:11:55,548 IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN DO TO RETURN THE FAVOR— 184 00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:57,632 ANYTHING AT ALL— 185 00:11:57,757 --> 00:11:59,215 YOU JUST LET ME KNOW. 186 00:11:59,340 --> 00:12:01,965 ANYWAY, BACK TO MY KARATE EXERCISES. 187 00:12:02,090 --> 00:12:04,298 OH, AND HELP YOURSELF TO THE CHEESE BUCKET. 188 00:12:04,423 --> 00:12:05,632 THANKS AGAIN, BUDDY! 189 00:12:05,757 --> 00:12:08,340 HI-YA! 190 00:12:08,465 --> 00:12:09,632 HI-YA! 191 00:12:11,799 --> 00:12:13,381 - HI-YA! 192 00:12:14,715 --> 00:12:16,256 - PHEW! - HEY! 193 00:12:16,381 --> 00:12:17,924 I WANT TO LEARN HOW TO DO THAT. 194 00:12:18,049 --> 00:12:19,173 - WELL, WHAT? YOU MEAN KARATE? 195 00:12:19,298 --> 00:12:20,423 - UH-HUH. 196 00:12:20,548 --> 00:12:21,882 OH, PATRICK, PATRICK, 197 00:12:22,007 --> 00:12:24,215 PATRICK, MY DEAR, DEAR FRIEND, 198 00:12:24,340 --> 00:12:27,340 KARATE IS A DELICATE ART, A SKILL THAT TAKES YEARS TO— 199 00:12:27,465 --> 00:12:29,757 IF I RECALL CORRECTLY, 200 00:12:29,882 --> 00:12:32,715 I SEEM TO REMEMBER SAVING YOUR LIFE A FEW MINUTES AGO. 201 00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:34,715 - Y-YEAH, HOWEVER— 202 00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:37,007 - AND I ALSO REMEMBER YOU SAYING 203 00:12:37,131 --> 00:12:40,548 IF THERE'S ANYTHING YOU CAN DO TO RETURN THE FAVOR— 204 00:12:40,673 --> 00:12:42,548 ANYTHING AT ALL— 205 00:12:42,673 --> 00:12:44,673 TO LET YOU KNOW. 206 00:12:44,799 --> 00:12:46,465 - OH, I DID SAY THAT, PATRICK, 207 00:12:46,590 --> 00:12:48,965 BUT, WELL, KARATE IS ABOUT FINESSE, 208 00:12:49,090 --> 00:12:51,007 NOT SO MUCH BRUTE STRENGTH. 209 00:12:51,131 --> 00:12:53,465 YOU SEE, THERE'S SO MUCH YOU DON'T KNOW. 210 00:12:53,590 --> 00:12:56,924 YOU HAVE NOT EVEN SCRATCHED THE SURFACE OF THE SURFACE. 211 00:12:57,049 --> 00:12:58,381 THEN TEACH ME. 212 00:12:58,507 --> 00:12:59,632 AS YOU WISH. 213 00:12:59,757 --> 00:13:01,548 JUST REMEMBER ONE THING. 214 00:13:01,673 --> 00:13:04,256 WITH POWER COMES RESPONSIBILITY. 215 00:13:04,381 --> 00:13:07,507 OH, YEAH, MAMA! 216 00:13:07,632 --> 00:13:09,423 OKAY, LET'S START OFF SIMPLE. 217 00:13:09,548 --> 00:13:12,049 THIS IS A BASIC MOVE CALLED THE INVERTED WHIRLPOOL. 218 00:13:12,173 --> 00:13:14,090 - INVERTEE WHIRPEE, GOT IT. 219 00:13:22,298 --> 00:13:23,548 WHOO-HOO! 220 00:13:23,673 --> 00:13:25,632 THAT WAS AWESOME! 221 00:13:25,757 --> 00:13:26,465 - THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THAT? - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! 222 00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:38,423 OH, YEAH! 223 00:13:42,381 --> 00:13:43,673 HEY! 224 00:13:43,799 --> 00:13:45,507 HOW DO YOU STOP THIS THING? 225 00:13:45,632 --> 00:13:48,049 - NEPTUNE'S TROUSERS, WHAT'S THAT? 226 00:13:49,423 --> 00:13:52,090 - WHOA-WHOA. 227 00:13:52,215 --> 00:13:54,340 - NOW, THIS IS VERY EASY. WATCH CLOSELY. 228 00:13:54,465 --> 00:13:55,673 ting! 229 00:13:55,799 --> 00:13:57,340 AHH... AHH. 230 00:13:57,465 --> 00:13:58,965 - YOU GOT IT? - DEFINITELY. 231 00:13:59,131 --> 00:14:01,465 ting! 232 00:14:03,381 --> 00:14:05,507 AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI! 233 00:14:05,632 --> 00:14:06,381 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 234 00:14:06,507 --> 00:14:08,465 splat! 235 00:14:08,590 --> 00:14:11,381 - PATRICK, I DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO SAY THIS, 236 00:14:11,507 --> 00:14:14,173 BUT YOU'RE— YOU'RE UNTEACHABLE. 237 00:14:14,298 --> 00:14:15,715 - WHAT? I-I-I... 238 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:17,256 OH! BARNACLES! 239 00:14:21,256 --> 00:14:24,507 - LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO THIS WALL OF CINDER BLOCKS. 240 00:14:24,632 --> 00:14:28,007 IN ALL MY YEARS OF TRAINING, I'VE NEVER SEEN A PERFECT SLICE. 241 00:14:28,131 --> 00:14:30,049 NO ONE'S EVER BEEN ABLE TO EXECUTE 242 00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:31,340 SUCH A CLEAN KARATE CHOP THROUGH SOLID CINDER. 243 00:14:31,465 --> 00:14:32,632 WOW! 244 00:14:32,757 --> 00:14:33,757 YOU'RE A NATURAL, 245 00:14:33,882 --> 00:14:35,007 A KARATE GENIUS. 246 00:14:35,131 --> 00:14:37,090 PLAMMO! 247 00:14:37,215 --> 00:14:38,632 - NOW LET'S PUT YOUR NEW SKILLS TO THE TEST. 248 00:14:38,757 --> 00:14:41,007 THIS IS SHARPENED TEMPERED STEEL. 249 00:14:41,173 --> 00:14:42,882 NOW, DON'T BE FRUSTRATED IF IT TAKES A FEW TRI— 250 00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:44,340 WHOA. 251 00:14:44,465 --> 00:14:47,965 AMAZING! 252 00:14:48,090 --> 00:14:49,715 THIS IS AN ABANDONED WROUGHT IRON STEAMBOAT, 253 00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:51,131 SOLID AS A ROCK. 254 00:14:51,256 --> 00:14:52,799 THINK YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES? 255 00:14:54,465 --> 00:14:55,757 thwap! 256 00:14:55,882 --> 00:14:57,340 EH, BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME. 257 00:14:58,507 --> 00:14:59,799 YEAH! 258 00:14:59,924 --> 00:15:01,799 I BET I COULD CHOP ANYTHING. 259 00:15:04,131 --> 00:15:05,049 HIII... 260 00:15:05,173 --> 00:15:06,632 NOOOOO! 261 00:15:06,757 --> 00:15:07,924 WHAT DID I TELL YOU? 262 00:15:08,049 --> 00:15:10,215 I'M A GENIUS? 263 00:15:10,340 --> 00:15:11,965 - NOT THAT, THIS. 264 00:15:12,090 --> 00:15:15,340 WITH POWER COMES RESPONSIBILITY. 265 00:15:15,465 --> 00:15:16,799 THAT MEANS NO CHOPPING OF OTHER LIFE-FORMS 266 00:15:16,924 --> 00:15:18,049 OR THEIR PROPERTY. 267 00:15:18,173 --> 00:15:19,381 YOU UNDERSTAND? 268 00:15:19,507 --> 00:15:20,465 - YYYES! - GOOD! 269 00:15:22,256 --> 00:15:23,465 OH, MAN, I'M LATE FOR WORK. 270 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:24,715 SEE YOU LATER, BUDDY. 271 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:26,381 DON'T FORGET WHAT I SAID. 272 00:15:26,507 --> 00:15:27,632 OKAY! 273 00:15:27,757 --> 00:15:28,840 I'M A GENIUS! 274 00:15:34,799 --> 00:15:36,340 KARATE POWER! 275 00:15:36,465 --> 00:15:37,632 gulp! 276 00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:41,632 OH, WHAT'S THIS? 277 00:15:41,757 --> 00:15:43,298 HMM, HAVEN'T SEEN THIS BEFORE. 278 00:15:43,423 --> 00:15:44,757 OH, YEAH, MM-HMM. 279 00:15:44,882 --> 00:15:45,715 HEY, LOOK, IT'S PATRICK! 280 00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:47,007 HIYA, SPONGEBOB. 281 00:15:47,131 --> 00:15:48,007 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING— 282 00:15:48,131 --> 00:15:49,298 - HI-YA! 283 00:15:51,548 --> 00:15:52,590 DEAR NEPTUNE! 284 00:15:52,715 --> 00:15:54,298 GOOD DAY, GENTS. 285 00:15:54,423 --> 00:15:56,423 UH, SQUIDWARD, I WOULD LIKE A... HI-YA! 286 00:15:56,548 --> 00:15:58,757 A WHAT? 287 00:15:58,882 --> 00:16:01,090 I SAID ONE KRUSTY COMBO. 288 00:16:01,215 --> 00:16:02,632 DON'T YOU SPEAK KARATE? 289 00:16:02,757 --> 00:16:04,131 HRMM... 290 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:07,799 - HI-YA! 291 00:16:09,423 --> 00:16:11,882 LOOKS DELISH! 292 00:16:12,007 --> 00:16:13,465 - PATRICK, DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE TAKING 293 00:16:13,590 --> 00:16:15,423 YOUR PERFECT SLICE A BIT TOO FAR? 294 00:16:15,548 --> 00:16:17,381 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 295 00:16:17,507 --> 00:16:20,840 YOU WERE THE ONE WHO CALLED ME A KARATE GEN-I-US. 296 00:16:20,965 --> 00:16:24,256 AND FRANKLY, I'M OFFENDED BY YOUR PREVIOUS ACCUSATION. 297 00:16:24,381 --> 00:16:25,632 I DON'T NEED THIS! 298 00:16:25,757 --> 00:16:27,465 I BID YOU GOOD-DIEU. 299 00:16:27,590 --> 00:16:28,840 - BUT—BUT—BUT— 300 00:16:28,965 --> 00:16:30,799 - NO BUTS! JUST HANDS. 301 00:16:30,924 --> 00:16:32,007 HI-YA! 302 00:16:33,090 --> 00:16:34,173 OHH. 303 00:16:36,507 --> 00:16:39,007 YOU DO REALIZE I'M TAKING THAT OUT OF YOUR PAYCHECK. 304 00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:42,548 AND... UH... 305 00:16:42,673 --> 00:16:43,548 SEAWEED SURPRISE! 306 00:16:43,673 --> 00:16:45,465 ALSO, UH... 307 00:16:45,590 --> 00:16:49,924 MALTED CORAL CRUNCH! 308 00:16:50,049 --> 00:16:51,173 OOH-OOH-OOH! 309 00:16:51,298 --> 00:16:53,507 ALSO, LIPIDS AND CREAM. 310 00:16:53,632 --> 00:16:55,215 WE'RE ALL OUT. 311 00:16:55,340 --> 00:16:56,924 IN FACT, WE'RE OUT OF EVERYTHING, 312 00:16:57,049 --> 00:17:01,298 WHICH MEANS YOU OWE US $86.50. 313 00:17:01,423 --> 00:17:04,090 - WHAT DO YOU SAY TO A TRADE? 314 00:17:04,215 --> 00:17:06,590 - I SAY PAY UP BEFORE I CALL THE COPS. 315 00:17:06,715 --> 00:17:09,340 YOU DARE REFUSE MY BARTER? 316 00:17:09,465 --> 00:17:11,340 THEN ACCEPT MY CHOP! 317 00:17:11,465 --> 00:17:12,590 HI-YA! 318 00:17:15,465 --> 00:17:16,423 splat! 319 00:17:25,381 --> 00:17:27,799 I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD. 320 00:17:27,924 --> 00:17:30,090 - AHA! HAND IN THE TIP JAR AGAIN, EH? 321 00:17:41,007 --> 00:17:43,465 WHAT IS THAT WONDERFUL STENCH? 322 00:17:44,799 --> 00:17:46,423 WHAT YOU GOT THERE? 323 00:17:46,548 --> 00:17:47,590 - SPINACH AND CHOCOLATE SPAGHETTI 324 00:17:47,715 --> 00:17:48,632 IN CALAMARI SAUCE. 325 00:17:48,757 --> 00:17:49,590 DO YOU WANT A BITE? 326 00:17:49,715 --> 00:17:51,007 NO! 327 00:17:51,131 --> 00:17:52,465 IT'S MORE FUN TO CHOP. 328 00:17:58,715 --> 00:18:00,590 I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! 329 00:18:00,715 --> 00:18:01,632 HI-YA! 330 00:18:04,548 --> 00:18:06,173 - HELP! HELP! 331 00:18:06,298 --> 00:18:07,507 THERE'S A MAD CHOPPER ON THE LOOSE! 332 00:18:07,632 --> 00:18:08,673 MAD CHOPPER? 333 00:18:08,799 --> 00:18:10,298 PATRICK. 334 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,049 WE NEED THE COPS, KID. 335 00:18:12,173 --> 00:18:13,715 - COPS? NO, THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY. 336 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:14,799 I'LL HANDLE THIS, CITIZEN. 337 00:18:14,924 --> 00:18:17,131 DON'T DO IT, KID. 338 00:18:17,256 --> 00:18:18,381 UNHAND MY ANKLE, SIR. 339 00:18:18,507 --> 00:18:20,131 MY FRIEND NEEDS ME. 340 00:18:20,256 --> 00:18:21,590 - YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 341 00:18:21,715 --> 00:18:23,507 DON'T WALK OUT THAT DOOR! 342 00:18:23,632 --> 00:18:26,590 NOOOOOOOOOOOO! 343 00:18:28,715 --> 00:18:30,381 smash! 344 00:18:30,507 --> 00:18:31,465 - PATRICK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 345 00:18:31,590 --> 00:18:33,007 SPONGEBOB. 346 00:18:33,131 --> 00:18:34,423 JUST THE MAN I WAS LOOKING FOR. 347 00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:35,799 WANTED TO THANK YOU, BUDDY. 348 00:18:37,882 --> 00:18:39,715 - FOR TEACHING ME THE KARATE CHOP, SILLY. 349 00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:41,465 YOU'VE GOT TO STOP, BUDDY. 350 00:18:41,590 --> 00:18:42,840 YOU'RE DESTROYING THE ENTIRE TOWN. 351 00:18:42,965 --> 00:18:47,049 WHOOOOAAAA. 352 00:18:47,173 --> 00:18:49,548 - JUST STOP CHOPPING, OKAY, PATRICK? 353 00:18:49,673 --> 00:18:50,673 YOU GOT IT, BUDDY. 354 00:18:50,799 --> 00:18:52,090 NO MORE KARATE CHOPS. 355 00:18:54,965 --> 00:18:56,465 YOU'RE STILL CHOPPING! 356 00:18:56,590 --> 00:18:57,673 I KNOW. 357 00:18:57,799 --> 00:18:58,924 WEIRD, HUH? 358 00:18:59,049 --> 00:19:00,007 PATRICK, STOP IT! 359 00:19:00,131 --> 00:19:02,173 OH, OKAY. 360 00:19:02,298 --> 00:19:05,340 I KNOW. I'LL STOP A CHOP WITH A CHOP. 361 00:19:05,465 --> 00:19:07,882 smack! 362 00:19:08,007 --> 00:19:09,340 YOU MUST RESIST! 363 00:19:09,465 --> 00:19:10,715 I... 364 00:19:17,090 --> 00:19:18,882 WAIT UP, PATRICK! 365 00:19:19,007 --> 00:19:21,173 TRITON'S TUNIC! 366 00:19:21,298 --> 00:19:22,924 - HE'S HEADED STRAIGHT FOR THE BARG'N-MART! 367 00:19:26,757 --> 00:19:28,632 - HI-YA! HI-YA! YA! 368 00:19:28,757 --> 00:19:31,924 NO... NOT THE MUFFIN DISPLAY. 369 00:19:32,049 --> 00:19:33,965 AHHH! 370 00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:36,673 A MADMAN IS CHOPPING EVERYTHING. 371 00:19:36,799 --> 00:19:39,381 - NOT THE GIANT-SCREEN TVs! 372 00:19:39,507 --> 00:19:41,465 OH, NO! 373 00:19:41,590 --> 00:19:45,340 - THE SUSPECT IS CONSIDERED FAT, PINK, AND DANGEROUS. 374 00:19:45,465 --> 00:19:48,340 - OH, NO! GIANTER TVs! 375 00:19:48,465 --> 00:19:49,673 HI-YA! 376 00:19:50,924 --> 00:19:53,173 PULL IT TOGETHER, BUDDY. 377 00:19:53,298 --> 00:19:56,507 - I'M TRYING TO, BUT THIS THING HAS A MIND OF ITS OOOOOWN. 378 00:19:56,632 --> 00:19:57,632 - WHOA! OH. 379 00:19:57,757 --> 00:19:59,590 - YEEE-AH! 380 00:20:01,757 --> 00:20:02,924 HI-YA! HI-YA! YA! 381 00:20:03,049 --> 00:20:04,465 crash! 382 00:20:10,381 --> 00:20:13,298 SPONGEBOB? 383 00:20:13,423 --> 00:20:15,131 SPONGEBOB? 384 00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:16,673 SPONGEBO— 385 00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:19,632 SPONGEBOB! 386 00:20:19,757 --> 00:20:22,215 OH, NO! 387 00:20:22,340 --> 00:20:24,548 I-I'M SO SORRY. 388 00:20:24,673 --> 00:20:26,381 MY BEST FRIEND, 389 00:20:26,507 --> 00:20:28,924 CRUSHED BY ALL THIS RUBBLE, 390 00:20:29,049 --> 00:20:33,882 ENTOMBED IN THIS CHEAP PLASTIC BAG. 391 00:20:34,007 --> 00:20:35,799 - THAT ISN'T YOUR FRIEND, YOU KELP FOR BRAINS. 392 00:20:35,924 --> 00:20:37,924 THOSE ARE CLEANING SPONGES. 393 00:20:38,049 --> 00:20:39,840 - SO I HAVEN'T CRUSHED THE LIFE 394 00:20:39,965 --> 00:20:41,090 OUT OF MY BEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD? 395 00:20:41,215 --> 00:20:44,507 UM, I WOULDN'T SAY THAT. 396 00:20:44,632 --> 00:20:46,381 SPONGEBOB! 397 00:20:46,507 --> 00:20:47,423 OH, NO! 398 00:20:52,423 --> 00:20:55,882 OH-OH, I'LL NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF! 399 00:20:56,007 --> 00:20:59,131 NO! I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU! 400 00:21:00,298 --> 00:21:01,215 pop! 401 00:21:01,340 --> 00:21:02,340 splurt! 402 00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:08,298 - OH, HI, PATRICK. WHAT DID I MISS? 403 00:21:08,423 --> 00:21:10,049 SPONGEBOB, YOU'RE OKAY! 404 00:21:10,173 --> 00:21:12,715 - PATRICK! YOUR ARM! 405 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:13,882 DON'T WORRY, SPONGEBOB. 406 00:21:14,007 --> 00:21:15,340 I'M A SEA STAR. 407 00:21:15,465 --> 00:21:16,882 MY LIMBS GROW BACK. 408 00:21:17,007 --> 00:21:18,256 SEE? 409 00:21:18,381 --> 00:21:19,965 HOORAY FOR REGENERATION! 410 00:21:20,090 --> 00:21:22,381 - AND IN THE SPIRIT OF HEALING, 411 00:21:22,507 --> 00:21:27,131 I VOW TO USE MY HANDS ONLY TO JOIN THINGS TOGETHER, 412 00:21:27,256 --> 00:21:29,423 STARTING HERE. 413 00:21:29,548 --> 00:21:31,007 HEY, GREAT JOB, PATRICK. 414 00:21:31,131 --> 00:21:32,715 I LIKE THE ARCHITECTURAL DETAIL. 415 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:33,757 - HI-YA! 416 00:21:33,882 --> 00:21:35,590 PATRICK! 417 00:21:35,715 --> 00:21:36,840 I THOUGHT YOU GAVE UP CHOPPING. 418 00:21:36,965 --> 00:21:39,215 I DID. 419 00:21:39,340 --> 00:21:41,840 UNFORTUNATELY, WE SEA STARS HAVE LIMBS THAT GROW NEW BODIES. 420 00:21:41,965 --> 00:21:42,924 - HI-YA! 421 00:21:51,590 --> 00:21:54,131 Captioning by Kristi at CaptionMax www.captionmax.com