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ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

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AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

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I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

4
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AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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- all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- READY?

9
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

10
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

11
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

12
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SQUAREPANTS!

13
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HMM,
TIME TO REFILL THE TARTAR SAUCE.

14
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EMPTY.

15
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I THOUGHT I'D NEVER SEE THE DAY.

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"USE ON OR BEFORE
THE DATE PRINTED BELOW."

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FOR 50 YEARS.

18
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THAT'S LONGER THAN ME.

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OH,
IMPORTANT KRUSTY KRAB RELIC,

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WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH YE?

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SPONGEBOB!

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AND GET BACK TO WORK.

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TRASH?

24
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OH, BUT, MR. KRABS,

25
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FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS TO ENJOY.

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- HMM,
FUTURE GENERATIONS, HUH?

27
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TIME CAPSULE SPECTACULAR.

28
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THAT'S RIGHT,
IN 50 YEARS,

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FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS TO ENJOY.

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ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO
GOT DONATIONS COVERED, RIGHT?

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- SIR, YES, SIR.
- WHATEVER.

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- I'M GONNA GO AHEAD
AND TAKE CARE OF SOUVENIRS.

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MUST SEE THIS,

34
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IN THE BEFORE TIME,

35
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GARBAGE.

36
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THAT'LL BE
A $5 CONTRIBUTION FEE.

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- AND THERE'S YOUR COMMEMORATIVE
TIME CAPSULE KEYCHAIN.

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THAT'LL BE... $49.57, PLEASE.

39
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- BUT THIS THING'S MADE OF RUSTY
OLD PAPERCLIPS AND CARDBOARD.

40
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- ALL RIGHT,
YOU DRIVE A HARD BARGAIN.

41
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I'LL THROW IN A COUPON

42
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LARGE COLA AT THE KRUSTY KRAB.

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WHAT DO YOU SAY?

44
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DEAL.

45
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AHH.

46
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- WHAT A BEAUTIFUL LAMP, MA'AM,
SO ORNATE,

47
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FOR NIGHTTIME READING.

48
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WHY, THANK YOU, YOUNG MAN.

49
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- NO, THANK YOU...

50
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WITH YOUR "DONATION."

51
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I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, MA'AM,

52
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YOU SAW THIS MORNING?

53
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- WELL, ACTUALLY—

54
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- "HMM, OH, WHATEVER WILL
I DONATE TO THE TIME CAPSULE?

55
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"GOLLY, THIS IS HARD.

56
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"HOW ABOUT... THIS LAMP?

57
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IT'S PERFECT."

58
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WOW, YOU'RE GOOD.

59
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HOW DID YOU KNOW ALL THAT?

60
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ARE YOU, LIKE, A PSYCHIC?

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OH, OH, OH,
TELL ME WHAT I'M THINKING.

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NEXT.

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HEY, NICE PASS, SQUIDWARD.

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- UH-HUH, TELL ME,

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ABOUT THIS PLATE?

66
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- UH, IT WORKS GOOD
WHEN I EAT STUFF.

67
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RIGHT.

68
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TO BE EATEN ON.

69
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NOW, WITH YOUR PERMISSION,

70
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I'D LIKE TO PERFORM A FEW TESTS
TO VERIFY ITS AUTHENTICITY.

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UH, OKAY.

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UH-HUH.

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INTERESTING.

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THIS IS A PROMISING SIGN.

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YUP, YOU HEAR
THAT PLATE-HITTING-SKULL SOUND?

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IT'S DEFINITELY AUTHENTIC,

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IN TODAY'S MARKET AT $250.

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REALLY?

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NO.

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OF THE TIME CAPSULE.

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NEXT.

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A FOUR-STRIPED SOCK.

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INCREDIBLE.

84
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- OKAY, SQUIDWARD,
I THINK THAT'S EVERYBODY.

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- SPONGEBOB, SPONGEBOB,
DID I MAKE IT?

86
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TO DONATE TO THE TIME THINGER.

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OOOOH.

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WITH IT, PATRICK?

89
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TO MAKE SACRIFICES.

90
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AFTER YOU, THEN.

91
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THANK YOU, MY GOOD MAN.

92
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- SORRY, PATRICK,
BUT THERE'S NO WAY

93
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I'M LETTING YOU PUT

94
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IN THE TIME CAPSULE.

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I'VE ALLOWED SOME SERIOUSLY
RIDICULOUS ITEMS TODAY,

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I DRAW THE LINE.

97
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DO YOU UNDER—WHAT?

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ARRGH.

99
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- ALL RIGHT, ROCKY,
YOU'RE GOING BYE-BYE NOW.

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OH, NO, YOU DON'T.

101
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OH!

102
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- YOU KNOW, THAT DIDN'T HURT
AS BAD AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD.

103
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- WHAT DIDN'T?
- MMMPH.

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- HEY, LOOK, A YO-YO.

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MMMPH.

106
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- PATRICK,
YOU'RE VERY GOOD AT THAT.

107
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FOR ALL YOUR CONTRIBUTIONS.

108
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THIS THING IN THE GROUND?

109
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- ARGH, CURSE THAT KRABS
AND HIS CHEERING CROWDS.

110
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BIG WHOOP,
A STUPID TIME CAPSULE.

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PTHHHHBT!

112
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BUT BEFORE WE DO,

113
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I'D LIKE TO MAKE

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OF THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA.

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- THERE IT IS,

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WORLD-FAMOUS EATERY.

117
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SEND 'ER DOWN.

118
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HE SHOOTS.

119
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HE SCORES!

120
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GEEEET OFF ME.

121
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HEY, SQUIDWARD, WHATCHA DOIN'?

122
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YEAH, IT LOOKS FUN.

123
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- WE JUST GOT BURIED ALIVE,
YOU IDIOTS!

124
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- I KNOW,
BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

125
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- WHO'S READY TO EAT
SOME KRABBY PATTIES,

126
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'CAUSE ALL THAT WAITING
IN LINE'S GOT YA SUPER HUNGRY?

127
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- HMM, WHAT SHOULD WE DO
FOR THE NEXT 50 YEARS?

128
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- I'M JUST GONNA HANG HERE
FOR A WHILE,

129
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MAYBE GET A KELP SODA LATER.

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- PATRICK,
YOU CAN'T GO ANYWHERE.

131
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WE'RE TRAPPED DOWN HERE

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IN 50 YEARS.

133
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50 YEARS.

134
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WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO TILL THEN?

135
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I DON'T KNOW.

136
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WE'VE GOT 50 YEARS WORTH
OF STUFF TO PLAY WITH HERE.

137
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IT'S OUR FAVORITE GAME.

138
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PRETZEL PALS!

139
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- OOH-OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH,
OOH-OOH-OOH.

140
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- YES, YES, NOW,
WHERE DID WE LEAVE OFF?

141
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WAS ON RED.

142
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MY RIGHT FOOT WAS ON BLUE.

143
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FOREHEAD ON YELLOW.

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LEFT FOOT ON GREEN.

145
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THAT'S IT.

146
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THIS GAME IS OVER.

147
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HEY, SPONGEBOB,

148
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WILL BE LIKE IN THE FUTURE?

149
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HMM...

150
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- WELCOME TO THE FUTURE,
HISTORY PERSON.

151
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DURING YOUR ABSENCE,

152
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WE'RE SURE YOU WILL FIND
TO BE QUITE IMPRESSIVE.

153
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WELL?

154
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WOOOOOW,

155
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FOR SHORT PEOPLE.

156
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THINK OF NEXT?

157
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NOT BAD, SPONGEBOB, NOT BAD.

158
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OF COMMERCE AND IRRIGATION,

159
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THE BREATHTAKING VIEWS.

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SOUNDS DREAMY, PAT.

161
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WILL BE LIKE, SQUIDWARD?

162
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THAT OUR SOCIETY HAS LOST,
AND IT IS HERE,

163
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THAT INSPIRED THAT ART,

164
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TENTACLES MEMORIAL MUSEUM.

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AHHHH.

166
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UM, SQUIDWARD?

167
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SQUIDWARD? SQUIDWARD?

168
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- AHHH-HAAA.

169
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SQUIDWARD?

170
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JACKPOT!

171
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THE SECRET RECIPE.

172
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CAREFUL... CAREFUL.

173
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16 BIKINI BOTTOM.

174
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OOF!

175
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- 19 BIKINI BOTTOM.
- 3 BIKINI BOTTOM.

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20.

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READY OR NOT,
HERE WE...

178
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HA, NICE TRY, SQUIDWARD,

179
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THAT HIDING SPOT FIGURED OUT.

180
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WHIPPED CREAM!

181
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OH,
THIS WHIPPED CREAM TASTES AWFUL.

182
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SHAVING GEL.

183
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I'VE ALWAYS WANTED A BEARD.

184
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ME TOO.

185
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DO YOU WANT ONE TOO,
SQUID-BEARD?

186
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BAAAH!

187
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HUH?

188
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WHA?

189
00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:29,000
HAS IT BEEN 50 YEARS ALREADY?

190
00:10:29,125 --> 00:10:32,375
YES,
I KNEW I'D STILL BE HOT.

191
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- SECRET RECIPE,
WHERE ARE YOU?

192
00:10:39,958 --> 00:10:41,750
AHA!

193
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HELLO, FUTURE.

194
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YES.

195
00:11:02,584 --> 00:11:03,500
WHAT THE?

196
00:11:03,625 --> 00:11:05,292
WHERE'S MY MUSEUM?

197
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AS MY OLD PATHETIC LIFE.

198
00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:09,667
FORGET THIS.

199
00:11:09,833 --> 00:11:14,041
I'M WAITING ANOTHER 50 YEARS.

200
00:11:14,167 --> 00:11:17,375
- FINALLY,
THE KRABBY PATTY SECRET RECIPE.

201
00:11:19,083 --> 00:11:21,000
ACK.

202
00:11:21,125 --> 00:11:25,625
- DIG ME OUT
WHEN MY LIFE DOESN'T STINK.

203
00:11:29,625 --> 00:11:30,958
OH, NO.

204
00:11:31,083 --> 00:11:33,250
UGH.

205
00:11:33,375 --> 00:11:35,833
- DON'T HURT YOURSELF,
POOPSIE.

206
00:11:35,958 --> 00:11:37,417
QUIET, KAREN.

207
00:11:37,542 --> 00:11:39,208
JUST BRING ME MORE PRUNES.

208
00:11:55,292 --> 00:11:58,833
- OKAY, BELOVED SANCTUARY,
I'LL SEE YOU AFTER WORK,

209
00:11:58,958 --> 00:12:01,417
AND WE'LL HAVE A NICE
RELAXING EVENING.

210
00:12:01,542 --> 00:12:04,250
JUST YOU AND ME.

211
00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:07,292
THAT IS, OF COURSE,

212
00:12:07,417 --> 00:12:09,625
WITH GRATING BOB SHRILLPANTS.

213
00:12:17,625 --> 00:12:19,292
HMM.

214
00:12:19,417 --> 00:12:24,125
WOW, THOSE TWO ARE JUST
SO AMAZINGLY STUPID.

215
00:12:24,250 --> 00:12:25,125
- AHHH-YAAAH!

216
00:12:25,250 --> 00:12:26,375
WHOOOOOA!

217
00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:28,625
- AHHHH-AHHH-OOH-OOH-AHH!

218
00:12:28,833 --> 00:12:29,833
ARRGH.

219
00:12:32,625 --> 00:12:33,709
- HEE-YAH!

220
00:12:33,833 --> 00:12:35,625
AHHHHH!

221
00:12:41,375 --> 00:12:43,083
WHOOOAH!

222
00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:48,000
ISN'T THIS FUN?

223
00:12:48,125 --> 00:12:51,041
- YEAH,
I LOVE PLAYING "BUDDY TOSS."

224
00:12:51,167 --> 00:12:52,167
GOOD MORNING, SQUIDWARD.

225
00:12:52,292 --> 00:12:53,041
SEE YA AT WORK.

226
00:12:53,167 --> 00:12:57,041
GRRRRR.

227
00:12:57,167 --> 00:12:58,167
OWWWW!

228
00:13:04,208 --> 00:13:06,958
OHH, NO.

229
00:13:07,083 --> 00:13:08,833
OKAY, I CAN DO THIS.

230
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,125
OWWWWWW!

231
00:13:24,292 --> 00:13:29,041
SPONGEBOB.

232
00:13:31,709 --> 00:13:34,333
FINALLY SOME PEACE AND QUIET.

233
00:13:34,459 --> 00:13:35,833
NO MORE SPONGEBOB.

234
00:13:35,958 --> 00:13:41,000
JUST ME, MYSELF,
AND HOME SWEET HOME.

235
00:13:41,125 --> 00:13:44,958
AHH, NOTHING LIKE A SQUID'S

236
00:13:45,083 --> 00:13:47,417
OF A ROUGH DAY.

237
00:13:47,542 --> 00:13:52,625
SOME "ME TIME."

238
00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:57,292
TO SOME SMOOTH-JAZZ RECORDS.

239
00:14:04,625 --> 00:14:07,125
IN A LITTLE PAINTING.

240
00:14:12,459 --> 00:14:16,250
YEP,
I SURE AM LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.

241
00:14:16,375 --> 00:14:17,625
AUUUGH!

242
00:14:19,833 --> 00:14:20,875
AUUUGH!

243
00:14:23,167 --> 00:14:24,125
AUUUGH!

244
00:14:26,167 --> 00:14:27,958
NO, NO, NO!

245
00:14:28,083 --> 00:14:29,083
AUUUUGH!

246
00:14:31,125 --> 00:14:33,833
ARRGH.

247
00:14:33,875 --> 00:14:36,542
THIS WAY COMES.

248
00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:38,833
ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO,

249
00:14:38,875 --> 00:14:41,833
A RELAXING EVENING.

250
00:14:41,875 --> 00:14:44,208
ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE?

251
00:14:44,333 --> 00:14:46,709
- TRYIN' TO HAVE
A RELAXING EVENING.

252
00:14:46,833 --> 00:14:48,916
WE'RE PLAYING FLASHLIGHT TAG.

253
00:14:49,041 --> 00:14:52,083
- YOU'RE PLAYING FLASHLIGHT TAG
WITH AN ELECTRIC EEL?

254
00:14:52,208 --> 00:14:53,833
- WE'RE USING
THE ADVANCED RULES.

255
00:15:00,459 --> 00:15:03,333
YOU'RE IT.

256
00:15:03,459 --> 00:15:05,250
AUUUUGH!

257
00:15:05,375 --> 00:15:07,125
OH, WELL PLAYED, PATRICK.

258
00:15:12,125 --> 00:15:14,083
WHOA.

259
00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:19,833
AUGH!

260
00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:25,250
SHOCKING.

261
00:15:25,375 --> 00:15:28,083
HOW ORIGINAL.

262
00:15:33,709 --> 00:15:38,333
IN PEACE AND QUIET.

263
00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:41,125
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?

264
00:15:43,916 --> 00:15:45,916
- SQUIDWARD,
WE'RE PLAYING TAG,

265
00:15:46,041 --> 00:15:47,833
NOT HIDE-AND-SEEK,
YA SILLY.

266
00:15:47,916 --> 00:15:51,625
TOO IF YOU WANT TO PLAY THAT.

267
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:59,125
WHERE I CAN JUST RELAX...
IN PEACE.

268
00:16:00,833 --> 00:16:04,542
- PATRICK,
SQUIDWARD IS REALLY, REALLY SAD.

269
00:16:04,667 --> 00:16:06,000
YOU'RE RIGHT.

270
00:16:06,125 --> 00:16:08,250
LET'S GO POKE SOMEONE ELSE.

271
00:16:08,375 --> 00:16:10,833
HOW ABOUT INSTEAD,

272
00:16:10,875 --> 00:16:13,208
FOR HIM.

273
00:16:13,333 --> 00:16:15,542
THEN HE WON'T BE SAD ANYMORE.

274
00:16:15,667 --> 00:16:17,875
OH, I GET IT.

275
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:21,542
IT'LL BE LIKE THE TIME
I WAS FEELING IMPRESSED,

276
00:16:21,667 --> 00:16:24,167
AND YOU LET ME EAT ALL GARY'S—

277
00:16:24,292 --> 00:16:28,417
UH, I MEAN,
FEED GARY FOR A WEEK.

278
00:16:28,542 --> 00:16:30,958
- PATRICK,
THIS HAS TO BE EXTRA SPECIAL,

279
00:16:31,083 --> 00:16:32,833
TO DO IT.

280
00:16:32,916 --> 00:16:34,000
VOW?

281
00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:35,709
YEAH, VOW.

282
00:16:35,833 --> 00:16:38,958
- WELL, HOW ABOUT
INSTEAD OF VOWING,

283
00:16:39,083 --> 00:16:40,250
WE JUST DO IT?

284
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:42,292
I LIKE IT.

285
00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:52,167
GOOD NIGHT... LAMP.

286
00:16:56,916 --> 00:17:00,208
"HAVING A RELAXING EVENING"

287
00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:04,208
MEANT "STAYING UP ALL NIGHT
AND PLAYING WITH POWER TOOLS."

288
00:17:04,333 --> 00:17:06,000
WELL, IT'S NOT THAT LATE.

289
00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:08,333
HAVE TO SLEEP SOMETIME.

290
00:17:13,584 --> 00:17:16,833
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

291
00:17:16,875 --> 00:17:20,125
WHEN I GET THOSE TWO,
I AM GONNA...

292
00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:23,292
ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO, I...

293
00:17:29,833 --> 00:17:33,875
IT—IT—IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

294
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:38,292
IT'S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.

295
00:17:38,417 --> 00:17:40,542
IT'S A MIRAGE.

296
00:17:40,667 --> 00:17:41,625
I KNEW IT.

297
00:17:41,833 --> 00:17:45,833
OH, I GUESS THIS IS IT:
INSANITY.

298
00:17:55,417 --> 00:18:00,333
AT THE CEPHALOPOD HOME.

299
00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:07,083
JUST GO WITH IT, SQUIDDY.

300
00:18:35,333 --> 00:18:36,500
EMPTY?

301
00:18:42,459 --> 00:18:44,459
A REFILL, MY GOOD MAN.

302
00:18:44,584 --> 00:18:45,667
WHAT THE?

303
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:48,125
PATRICK,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

304
00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:57,833
IT'S DELICIOUS.

305
00:18:57,875 --> 00:18:58,833
WHAT IS IT?

306
00:18:58,916 --> 00:19:01,875
A SMOOTHIE.

307
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,916
- REMEMBER, SQUIDDY,
JUST GO WITH IT.

308
00:19:14,709 --> 00:19:16,250
- HEY, FELLAS, LOOK,
IT'S SQUIDWARD.

309
00:19:18,083 --> 00:19:20,375
HEY, BUDDY, WHERE YOU BEEN?

310
00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:23,333
HIT IT, BOYS.

311
00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:43,041
AHHH, THIS IS THE LIFE.

312
00:21:03,958 --> 00:21:08,542
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

313
00:21:17,041 --> 00:21:20,250
- I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS HAPPY
IN MY LIFE.

314
00:21:28,459 --> 00:21:30,584
- BAH-HA-HA-HA,
LA-LA-LA-LA.

315
00:21:30,709 --> 00:21:33,584
- UH-HUH-HUH,
UH-HUH-HUH-HUH.

316
00:21:42,041 --> 00:21:43,333
MY WORLD.

317
00:21:51,667 --> 00:21:53,584
YOU WERE RIGHT, SPONGEBOB.

318
00:21:53,709 --> 00:21:57,167
WE SHOULD'VE USED GLUE
INSTEAD OF EARWAX.

319
00:21:57,292 --> 00:21:59,916
- YEAH, ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING
NEITHER OF US HAVE EARS.

320
00:22:03,417 --> 00:22:05,833
MY BEAUTIFUL WORLD.

321
00:22:05,916 --> 00:22:08,667
- SORRY WE COULDN'T
MAKE IT LAST FOREVER, SQUIDWARD.

322
00:22:08,833 --> 00:22:12,000
- YEAH,
WE REALLY TRIED TO MAKE IT LAST.

323
00:22:12,125 --> 00:22:15,000
YEAH... MAKE IT LAST.

324
00:22:21,625 --> 00:22:24,125
I—I KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT LAST.

325
00:22:28,709 --> 00:22:29,875
OHHHHH!

326
00:22:33,250 --> 00:22:34,208
AUUUUUGH!

327
00:22:36,375 --> 00:22:38,083
OHHHH!

328
00:22:38,208 --> 00:22:39,916
AUUUUGH!

329
00:22:43,292 --> 00:22:46,167
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