ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.
I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
SQUAREPANTS!
HMM, TIME TO REFILL THE TARTAR SAUCE.
EMPTY.
I THOUGHT I'D NEVER SEE THE DAY.
"USE ON OR BEFORE THE DATE PRINTED BELOW."
FOR 50 YEARS.
THAT'S LONGER THAN ME.
OH, IMPORTANT KRUSTY KRAB RELIC,
WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH YE?
SPONGEBOB!
AND GET BACK TO WORK.
TRASH?
OH, BUT, MR. KRABS,
FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS TO ENJOY.
- HMM, FUTURE GENERATIONS, HUH?
TIME CAPSULE SPECTACULAR.
THAT'S RIGHT, IN 50 YEARS,
FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS TO ENJOY.
ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO GOT DONATIONS COVERED, RIGHT?
- SIR, YES, SIR. - WHATEVER.
- I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND TAKE CARE OF SOUVENIRS.
MUST SEE THIS,
IN THE BEFORE TIME,
GARBAGE.
THAT'LL BE A $5 CONTRIBUTION FEE.
- AND THERE'S YOUR COMMEMORATIVE TIME CAPSULE KEYCHAIN.
THAT'LL BE... $49.57, PLEASE.
- BUT THIS THING'S MADE OF RUSTY OLD PAPERCLIPS AND CARDBOARD.
- ALL RIGHT, YOU DRIVE A HARD BARGAIN.
I'LL THROW IN A COUPON
LARGE COLA AT THE KRUSTY KRAB.
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
DEAL.
AHH.
- WHAT A BEAUTIFUL LAMP, MA'AM, SO ORNATE,
FOR NIGHTTIME READING.
WHY, THANK YOU, YOUNG MAN.
- NO, THANK YOU...
WITH YOUR "DONATION."
I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, MA'AM,
YOU SAW THIS MORNING?
- WELL, ACTUALLY—
- "HMM, OH, WHATEVER WILL I DONATE TO THE TIME CAPSULE?
"GOLLY, THIS IS HARD.
"HOW ABOUT... THIS LAMP?
IT'S PERFECT."
WOW, YOU'RE GOOD.
HOW DID YOU KNOW ALL THAT?
ARE YOU, LIKE, A PSYCHIC?
OH, OH, OH, TELL ME WHAT I'M THINKING.
NEXT.
HEY, NICE PASS, SQUIDWARD.
- UH-HUH, TELL ME,
ABOUT THIS PLATE?
- UH, IT WORKS GOOD WHEN I EAT STUFF.
RIGHT.
TO BE EATEN ON.
NOW, WITH YOUR PERMISSION,
I'D LIKE TO PERFORM A FEW TESTS TO VERIFY ITS AUTHENTICITY.
UH, OKAY.
UH-HUH.
INTERESTING.
THIS IS A PROMISING SIGN.
YUP, YOU HEAR THAT PLATE-HITTING-SKULL SOUND?
IT'S DEFINITELY AUTHENTIC,
IN TODAY'S MARKET AT $250.
REALLY?
NO.
OF THE TIME CAPSULE.
NEXT.
A FOUR-STRIPED SOCK.
INCREDIBLE.
- OKAY, SQUIDWARD, I THINK THAT'S EVERYBODY.
- SPONGEBOB, SPONGEBOB, DID I MAKE IT?
TO DONATE TO THE TIME THINGER.
OOOOH.
WITH IT, PATRICK?
TO MAKE SACRIFICES.
AFTER YOU, THEN.
THANK YOU, MY GOOD MAN.
- SORRY, PATRICK, BUT THERE'S NO WAY
I'M LETTING YOU PUT
IN THE TIME CAPSULE.
I'VE ALLOWED SOME SERIOUSLY RIDICULOUS ITEMS TODAY,
I DRAW THE LINE.
DO YOU UNDER—WHAT?
ARRGH.
- ALL RIGHT, ROCKY, YOU'RE GOING BYE-BYE NOW.
OH, NO, YOU DON'T.
OH!
- YOU KNOW, THAT DIDN'T HURT AS BAD AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD.
- WHAT DIDN'T? - MMMPH.
- HEY, LOOK, A YO-YO.
MMMPH.
- PATRICK, YOU'RE VERY GOOD AT THAT.
FOR ALL YOUR CONTRIBUTIONS.
THIS THING IN THE GROUND?
- ARGH, CURSE THAT KRABS AND HIS CHEERING CROWDS.
BIG WHOOP, A STUPID TIME CAPSULE.
PTHHHHBT!
BUT BEFORE WE DO,
I'D LIKE TO MAKE
OF THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA.
- THERE IT IS,
WORLD-FAMOUS EATERY.
SEND 'ER DOWN.
HE SHOOTS.
HE SCORES!
GEEEET OFF ME.
HEY, SQUIDWARD, WHATCHA DOIN'?
YEAH, IT LOOKS FUN.
- WE JUST GOT BURIED ALIVE, YOU IDIOTS!
- I KNOW, BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- WHO'S READY TO EAT SOME KRABBY PATTIES,
'CAUSE ALL THAT WAITING IN LINE'S GOT YA SUPER HUNGRY?
- HMM, WHAT SHOULD WE DO FOR THE NEXT 50 YEARS?
- I'M JUST GONNA HANG HERE FOR A WHILE,
MAYBE GET A KELP SODA LATER.
- PATRICK, YOU CAN'T GO ANYWHERE.
WE'RE TRAPPED DOWN HERE
IN 50 YEARS.
50 YEARS.
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO TILL THEN?
I DON'T KNOW.
WE'VE GOT 50 YEARS WORTH OF STUFF TO PLAY WITH HERE.
IT'S OUR FAVORITE GAME.
PRETZEL PALS!
- OOH-OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH-OOH-OOH.
- YES, YES, NOW, WHERE DID WE LEAVE OFF?
WAS ON RED.
MY RIGHT FOOT WAS ON BLUE.
FOREHEAD ON YELLOW.
LEFT FOOT ON GREEN.
THAT'S IT.
THIS GAME IS OVER.
HEY, SPONGEBOB,
WILL BE LIKE IN THE FUTURE?
HMM...
- WELCOME TO THE FUTURE, HISTORY PERSON.
DURING YOUR ABSENCE,
WE'RE SURE YOU WILL FIND TO BE QUITE IMPRESSIVE.
WELL?
WOOOOOW,
FOR SHORT PEOPLE.
THINK OF NEXT?
NOT BAD, SPONGEBOB, NOT BAD.
OF COMMERCE AND IRRIGATION,
THE BREATHTAKING VIEWS.
SOUNDS DREAMY, PAT.
WILL BE LIKE, SQUIDWARD?
THAT OUR SOCIETY HAS LOST, AND IT IS HERE,
THAT INSPIRED THAT ART,
TENTACLES MEMORIAL MUSEUM.
AHHHH.
UM, SQUIDWARD?
SQUIDWARD? SQUIDWARD?
- AHHH-HAAA.
SQUIDWARD?
JACKPOT!
THE SECRET RECIPE.
CAREFUL... CAREFUL.
16 BIKINI BOTTOM.
OOF!
- 19 BIKINI BOTTOM. - 3 BIKINI BOTTOM.
20.
READY OR NOT, HERE WE...
HA, NICE TRY, SQUIDWARD,
THAT HIDING SPOT FIGURED OUT.
WHIPPED CREAM!
OH, THIS WHIPPED CREAM TASTES AWFUL.
SHAVING GEL.
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED A BEARD.
ME TOO.
DO YOU WANT ONE TOO, SQUID-BEARD?
BAAAH!
HUH?
WHA?
HAS IT BEEN 50 YEARS ALREADY?
YES, I KNEW I'D STILL BE HOT.
- SECRET RECIPE, WHERE ARE YOU?
AHA!
HELLO, FUTURE.
YES.
WHAT THE?
WHERE'S MY MUSEUM?
AS MY OLD PATHETIC LIFE.
FORGET THIS.
I'M WAITING ANOTHER 50 YEARS.
- FINALLY, THE KRABBY PATTY SECRET RECIPE.
ACK.
- DIG ME OUT WHEN MY LIFE DOESN'T STINK.
OH, NO.
UGH.
- DON'T HURT YOURSELF, POOPSIE.
QUIET, KAREN.
JUST BRING ME MORE PRUNES.
- OKAY, BELOVED SANCTUARY, I'LL SEE YOU AFTER WORK,
AND WE'LL HAVE A NICE RELAXING EVENING.
JUST YOU AND ME.
THAT IS, OF COURSE,
WITH GRATING BOB SHRILLPANTS.
HMM.
WOW, THOSE TWO ARE JUST SO AMAZINGLY STUPID.
- AHHH-YAAAH!
WHOOOOOA!
- AHHHH-AHHH-OOH-OOH-AHH!
ARRGH.
- HEE-YAH!
AHHHHH!
WHOOOAH!
ISN'T THIS FUN?
- YEAH, I LOVE PLAYING "BUDDY TOSS."
GOOD MORNING, SQUIDWARD.
SEE YA AT WORK.
GRRRRR.
OWWWW!
OHH, NO.
OKAY, I CAN DO THIS.
OWWWWWW!
SPONGEBOB.
FINALLY SOME PEACE AND QUIET.
NO MORE SPONGEBOB.
JUST ME, MYSELF, AND HOME SWEET HOME.
AHH, NOTHING LIKE A SQUID'S
OF A ROUGH DAY.
SOME "ME TIME."
TO SOME SMOOTH-JAZZ RECORDS.
IN A LITTLE PAINTING.
YEP, I SURE AM LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.
AUUUGH!
NO, NO, NO!
AUUUUGH!
ARRGH.
THIS WAY COMES.
ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO,
A RELAXING EVENING.
ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE?
- TRYIN' TO HAVE A RELAXING EVENING.
WE'RE PLAYING FLASHLIGHT TAG.
- YOU'RE PLAYING FLASHLIGHT TAG WITH AN ELECTRIC EEL?
- WE'RE USING THE ADVANCED RULES.
YOU'RE IT.
AUUUUGH!
OH, WELL PLAYED, PATRICK.
WHOA.
AUGH!
SHOCKING.
HOW ORIGINAL.
IN PEACE AND QUIET.
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?
- SQUIDWARD, WE'RE PLAYING TAG,
NOT HIDE-AND-SEEK, YA SILLY.
TOO IF YOU WANT TO PLAY THAT.
WHERE I CAN JUST RELAX... IN PEACE.
- PATRICK, SQUIDWARD IS REALLY, REALLY SAD.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
LET'S GO POKE SOMEONE ELSE.
HOW ABOUT INSTEAD,
FOR HIM.
THEN HE WON'T BE SAD ANYMORE.
OH, I GET IT.
IT'LL BE LIKE THE TIME I WAS FEELING IMPRESSED,
AND YOU LET ME EAT ALL GARY'S—
UH, I MEAN, FEED GARY FOR A WEEK.
- PATRICK, THIS HAS TO BE EXTRA SPECIAL,
TO DO IT.
VOW?
YEAH, VOW.
- WELL, HOW ABOUT INSTEAD OF VOWING,
WE JUST DO IT?
I LIKE IT.
GOOD NIGHT... LAMP.
"HAVING A RELAXING EVENING"
MEANT "STAYING UP ALL NIGHT AND PLAYING WITH POWER TOOLS."
WELL, IT'S NOT THAT LATE.
HAVE TO SLEEP SOMETIME.
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
WHEN I GET THOSE TWO, I AM GONNA...
ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO, I...
IT—IT—IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
IT'S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.
IT'S A MIRAGE.
I KNEW IT.
OH, I GUESS THIS IS IT: INSANITY.
AT THE CEPHALOPOD HOME.
JUST GO WITH IT, SQUIDDY.
EMPTY?
A REFILL, MY GOOD MAN.
WHAT THE?
PATRICK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
IT'S DELICIOUS.
WHAT IS IT?
A SMOOTHIE.
- REMEMBER, SQUIDDY, JUST GO WITH IT.
- HEY, FELLAS, LOOK, IT'S SQUIDWARD.
HEY, BUDDY, WHERE YOU BEEN?
HIT IT, BOYS.
AHHH, THIS IS THE LIFE.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
- I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS HAPPY IN MY LIFE.
- BAH-HA-HA-HA, LA-LA-LA-LA.
- UH-HUH-HUH, UH-HUH-HUH-HUH.
MY WORLD.
YOU WERE RIGHT, SPONGEBOB.
WE SHOULD'VE USED GLUE INSTEAD OF EARWAX.
- YEAH, ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING NEITHER OF US HAVE EARS.
MY BEAUTIFUL WORLD.
- SORRY WE COULDN'T MAKE IT LAST FOREVER, SQUIDWARD.
- YEAH, WE REALLY TRIED TO MAKE IT LAST.
YEAH... MAKE IT LAST.
I—I KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT LAST.
OHHHHH!
AUUUUUGH!
OHHHH!
AUUUUGH!
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