AHEM.
I BELIEVE I WAS IN LINE FIRST.
I SPENT THE NIGHT.
THAT'S HOW YOU GET THE BEST SPOT AROUND HERE.
I'M MEETING MY BEST FRIEND
AT GLOVE WORLD.
SEE?
"GLOVE WORLD."
WE'D BE FIRST IN LINE
TO GLOVE WORLD.
HMM...
INTERESTING STUFF.
SAY, DO YOU MIND IF I CUT IN FRONT OF YOU?
SO THAT I COULD...
UM...
OKAY, I GUESS...
EXCUSE ME.
PARDON ME.
MOVE IT.
HEY, SPONGEBOB.
SPONGEBOB!
YOU PROMISED FIRSTIES.
I'M SORRY, PATRICK.
BUT WE'LL STILL BE ON THE FIRST BUS TO GLOVE WORLD.
YAY.
- HERE WE GO. - GLOVE WORLD. GLOVE WORLD.
- GLOVE WORLD. - SPONGEBOB.
SANDY?
HOWDY, LITTLE BUDDY.
WITH AN EXPERIMENT.
GOSH, SANDY, I'D LIKE TO,
BUT I'LL MISS THE FIRST BUS TO GLOVE WORLD.
BUT THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.
UH...
SPONGEBOB,
PLEASE?
UH... OKAY.
I'LL CATCH THE NEXT BUS, PATRICK.
SEE YOU THERE!
IS A SUCCESS.
SPONGEBOB.
BOYO, YOU GOT TO HELP ME.
PEARL'S GOT HER HEART SET ON A NEW PAIR OF SHOES.
YOUR JOB IS TO TELL HER "NO."
- BUT, MR. KRABS, TODAY IS MY DAY OFF.
- SPONGEBOB. - EEP!
UH, PEARL, ABOUT THOSE SHOES. NO.
NO?
SPONGEBOB.
CROSS THE STREET?
- GRANDMA?
COMING, GRANDMA.
OOH.
OH, MAN.
I'VE EVER HAD.
OH.
HELLO, SPONGEBOB.
TO GLOVE WORLD WITH ME?
OH, PATRICK, I TRIED.
HOW I TRIED.
BUT EVERYONE NEEDED MY HELP, AND I—I—
YOU NEED TO LEARN TO SAY "NO."
STAND UP FOR YOURSELF, MAN.
YOU NEED THICKER SKIN.
CHECK OUT MINE.
OOH.
HEY, WHICH REMINDS ME.
CAN YOU SCRATCH MY BACK?
OH, SURE.
OH, IT'S TRUE, GARE-BEAR. IT'S TRUE.
MEOW.
- IT'S TRUE THAT I CAN'T STAND UP FOR MYSELF.
I'M TOO SOFT.
OH, I WISH I HAD THICKER SKIN.
- MEOW-OW.
MEOW-OW-OW.
WHAT DOES THIS SAY?
"DON'T THROW OUT THAT OLD, TOO-SOFT SPONGE.
WITH A NEW ABRASIVE SIDE."
SAY.
GARY, DID YOU ORDER THIS FOR ME?
OH, IT FITS LIKE A GLOVE.
MEOW.
- THANKS, GARY, YOU'RE ALWAYS THERE FOR ME.
I WONDER HOW THIS THING WORKS?
- WHY DON'T YOU SCRAM, YOU LITTLE FREELOADER?
BOTTOM FEEDER.
SEE YA, GARY.
MEOW.
NO.
HI, SPONGEBOB.
CARRY MY GROCERIES?
CARRY 'EM YOURSELF, FISHFACE.
HEY, SPONGEBOB.
WITH THIS SUNTAN LOTION, HUH?
- DON'T YOU THINK YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH?
ALL YOU'RE MISSING IS A BOWL OF BUTTER.
BUTTER?
YIPE.
HEY, GRANDMA.
WHY, HELLO, SPONGEBOB.
I'VE GOT AN ABRASIVE SIDE NOW.
WHY, THAT'S NICE, DEAR.
SPONGEBOB, WOULD YOU HELP YOUR GRANNY CROSS THE STREET?
SORRY, GRANNY.
WHY DON'T YOU WALK YOURSELF ACROSS THE STREET?
HAVE A NICE DAY, GRANDMA.
HOWDY, SPONGEBOB.
YOU'RE RIGHT ON TIME
MY NEW DISAPPEARATOR.
IT'LL MAKE ANYTHING DISAPPEAR INSTANTLY.
NOW HOLD STILL,
AND I'LL JUST SHAVE A FEW INCHES OFF'N
THE TOP O' YOUR NOGGIN.
- OH, WHY CERTAINLY, SAN—
- NO CAN DO, YOU BRAINLESS LAB RAT.
I'VE GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN BE YOUR TEST MONKEY.
BRAINLESS?
HUH?
AHOY, THERE, SPONGEBOB.
AN EXTRA 17-HOUR SHIFT TONIGHT.
- WHOA. SURE THING, MISTER—
SORRY, KRABS, I'M BUSY...
UNLESS YOU'RE PAYING ME OVERTIME.
OVERTIME?
OH? OH.
O-VER-TIME?
OVERTIME?
HMM.
LET'S SEE HERE...
"OVER,"OVERSOLD," "OVERSPEND."
AH,
MORE MONEY PER HOUR."
HMM.
WHAT A FILTHY, DISGUSTING WORD.
OH, FINE.
OR YOU'LL JUST FOLLOW ME AROUND ALL DAY
AND NEVER, EVER LEAVE.
AFRAID NOT, SCHNOZZWARD.
I WOULDN'T HANG OUT WITH YOU
IN KRABS' MATTRESS.
- YOU DON'T KNOW HOW LONG I'VE WAITED
TO HEAR THOSE WORDS.
HEY, SPONGEBOB.
YOU'RE RIGHT ON TIME FOR OUR PLAYDATE.
- WHOA. I CAN'T WAIT—
TO DITCH YOU.
'CAUSE YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.
SO BEAT IT, TUBBY.
I DON'T CARE FOR YOUR COMPANY.
- WELL, PATRICK, ARE YOU READY TO HAVE SOME FUN?
I DON'T KNOW.
THAT'S WEIRD.
I WONDER WHAT'S WRONG WITH PATRICK.
DON'T YOU REMEMBER?
TO BEAT IT.
IN FACT, WE'VE ALREADY INSULTED ALL OF YOUR ROTTEN FRIENDS,
'CAUSE YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS LEFT,
MR. LOSERBOB LONELYPANTS.
OH, NO.
PATRICK!
PATRICK! PATRICK! PATRICK!
YES, MAY I HELP YOU?
YES, PATRICK!
OFF MY BACK.
YOU'LL HELP ME, WON'T YOU, BUDDY?
- I DON'T KNOW. ARE WE BUDDIES?
- PATRICK, YOU KNOW
NO.
WITH A BIG LOSER LIKE YOU?
I'M SO CONFUSED.
IT HAPPENED AGAIN!
IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
"MORE MONEY FOR SERVICE ABOVE AND BEYOND..."
slam!
- MR. KRABS! MR. KRABS!
WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW, MR. POTTY MOUTH?
BUT, MR. KRABS,
I NEVER USE IMMODERATE LANGUAGE,
- OVERTIME. snap!
OUT. AND STAY OUT.
AND DON'T YOU COME BACK
TILL YOU'VE SWABBED
YOU CALL A MOUTH.
- SANDY. PLEASE, HELP ME.
HEY, CHIPMUNK.
BUT NOW IT'S TAKEN OVER.
QUIET, YOU.
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.
IT'S LIKE A—A VIRUS.
- HUH? UH, HOLD ON.
pop!
- I SAID, "WHAT'D YOU WANT TO GO DO
LIKE THAT FOR?"
WELL, I JUST COULDN'T SAY...
- NO. - TO ANYBODY.
TO HELP CHANGE MY PERSONALITY.
AW, SPONGEBOB,
DON'T GO TRYIN' TO BE SOMEONE YOU'RE NOT.
YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE.
AND WHO YOU ARE IS JUST FINE.
WHO HE IS JUST STINKS.
GOLLY!
OFF YOU.
NOW TURN AROUND.
AND GRAB SOMETHIN' HEAVY.
NOW, HOLD STILL.
- NO! YOU DON'T SCARE ME, GIRLY.
IN A BUCKET OF ELECTRIC EELS.
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
YOU CRAZY BUSHY-TAILED RODENT?
- OW!
ALL DONE.
- WHEW. THANK YOU, SANDY.
YOU TOO, PATRICK.
NO PROBLEM.
- I THINK IT'S HIGH TIME WE GET RID OF THIS CRITTER.
SO LONG, ABRASIVEY.
GRANDMA.
I'VE GOT TO APOLOGIZE TO GRANDMA.
GRANDMA?
HELLO?
GRANDMA, I'M SORRY ABOUT EARLIER TODAY.
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?
OF YOUR FAMOUS HOT COCOA?
OH, MY SWEET,
RIGHT AFTER YOU...
MAKE YOUR OWN HOT COCOA!
I'M BUSY.
NO!
THAT INCESSANT BABBLING?
THOWWY, THQUIDWAD.
GRR!
SPONGEBOB.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? IT'S CLOSIN' TIME.
NOW, GET OUT THERE AND SWAB THE POOP DECK.
- AYE-AYE, MEIN CAPITAN.
WITH THAT TUNE ALREADY?
SORRY, IT'S JUST SO CATCHY.
- I DON'T CARE. JUST CAN IT.
I'LL CLEANSE MYSELF
TO A LITTLE PUBLIC RADIO.
OOH!
IT'S MUSICAL DOODLE, SQUIDWARD.
THAT HIDEOUS POP FODDER.
IT'S A SIGN.
THAT YOU'RE A TRUE BOOB?
- YES! NO.
WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER.
- GREAT. NOW I HATE TWO THINGS.
- ALL RIGHT, BOYS,
FREEDOM!
- OKAY, SPONGEBOB, TIME TO HIT THE ROAD.
SPONGEBOB?
- AND THAT'S THE NEW SONG
CALLED MUSICAL DOODLE.
AH, MUSICAL DOODLE.
SPONGEBOB.
- OOPS. GOOD NIGHT, SIR.
- WHAT AM I RUNNIN' HERE, A NUT HOUSE?
- OH, GARR-Y!
OH, JUST THE SNAIL I'M LOOKING FOR.
WANT TO HEAR MY NEW RECORD?
MEOW.
I KNEW YOU WOULD.
WHOA!
LET'S SPIN THAT RECORD ONE MORE TIME.
WOW, IT'S LATE.
I HAVE TO GET TO SLEEP.
WHEN YOU'RE READY, GARY.
AH.
slap!
thunk!
OH, FINE.
I'LL JUST LISTEN TO IT
TO GET IT OUT OF MY SYSTEM.
JUST ONE MORE TIME.
ONE MORE TIME.
- PUSHIN' YER LUCK A BIT, AREN'T YOU, KID?
THIS MORNIN'.
YOU GOT TO BE
OR I'LL HAVE TO START DOCKING YER PAY.
OH, YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO.
SPONGEBOB!
WAKE UP, BOYO.
DON'T YOU NEED SOME PATTIES TO GET STARTED THERE?
- OF COURSE. THANKS, BOSS.
ON MAKIN' THE PATTIES, BOYO.
HANG ON, HANG ON.
PLAY THAT LAST PART BACK FOR ME.
click!
THAT'S IT.
I SHOULDN'T TRY TO CONTROL IT.
THE DOODLE'S INFECTIOUS GROOVE.
I ASKED FOR NO ONIONS.
THE YOUTH OF THE OCEAN TODAY?
ME NEITHER.
DECIDEDLY DISGRUNTLED.
ME CUSTOMERS!
WHY ARE YOU RUNNIN' OFF?
WELL, I NEVER GOT MY FRIES.
I NEVER GOT MY PATTY.
I GOT DRENCHED IN SODA,
THAT ANNOYING SONG.
SPONGEBOB.
YOU GOT TO CUT OUT THAT SINGIN', BOY.
IT'S REPELLING ME PROFITS.
- MR. KRABS, I'VE TRIED AND I'VE TRIED,
OVER AND OVER IN MY MIND.
- UH-HUH.
STOP SINGING THAT SONG!
OUT OF ME,
AND I'M SENDIN' YOU HOME FOR THE DAY.
- slap! - AH!
KEEP YER TRAP SHUT.
BUT IT WASN'T MY TRAP.
thunk! thunk! thunk!
ONE MORE OUTBURST,
AND MR. KRABS WILL SEND YOU HOME FOR THE DAY.
OKAY, OKAY, BUT I FEEL IT BUILDING UP INSIDE OF ME.
WHAT IN BLAZES ARE YOU DOIN'?
THAT'S IT, BOY, YER DONE FOR THE DAY.
WHAT'S HIS DEAL?
- OH, HE'S OBSESSED WITH THIS ARTLESS POP TUNE.
WE GOT TO HELP HIM BUT QUICK.
HE COULD BE IN GREAT DANGER.
HEY, BUDDY.
- COME ON, PAT. WE NEED YOUR HELP.
SPONGEBOB?
SPONGEBOB, WHERE ARE YOU?
SPONGEBOB!
HOLD STILL. THIS WON'T HURT A BIT.
- HUH? - GET HIM!
smash!
smack!
JUST AS I THOUGHT.
YOU'RE SUFFERING FROM A CONDITION KNOWN AS "EARWORM."
YOU SEE, WHEN YOUR BRAIN BECOMES STUCK ON A CATCHY TUNE,
YOU'RE SUSCEPTIBLE TO EARWORM INFECTION.
AND YOU GOT A NASTY ONE THERE.
- LET'S JUST RIP THE LITTLE SUCKER OUT.
- HOLD IT! WE CAN'T DO THAT.
IT MIGHT DAMAGE HIS BRAIN.
IS WITH ANOTHER CATCHY TUNE.
- OOH! OOH! OOH!
I GOT ONE.
'TIS AN OLE SEA SHANTY
ON THE HIGH SEAS.
HMM.
HE AIN'T BUDGIN'.
- I'LL BE DARNED IF ANYBODY
WHILE WEARIN' A WESTERN HAT.
COME HERE, YOU.
TO HAVE MADE HIM MADDER.
TO GET RID OF THIS THING.
ALL RIGHT, I'LL DO IT.
AN ARTIST OF SUCH HIGH TALENT.
OH, RIGHT, SQUIDWARD,
YOU PLAY THAT LITTLE DOOHICKEY.
IT'S CALLED A CLARINET.
WHOA.
YOU DID IT.
DROVE THE LITTLE CRITTER OUT.
HOLD STILL, BUDDY.
- OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, SQUIDWARD.
ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE GRATEFUL.
NOW LEAVE ME ALONE.
I CAME UP WITH TODAY,
IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF.
OH, YEAH.
THAT'S CATCHY STUFF, SQUIDDY.
CATCHY STUFF.
MMM-MM-MM.
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