1 00:00:09,588 --> 00:00:10,839 AHEM. 2 00:00:10,839 --> 00:00:12,380 I BELIEVE I WAS IN LINE FIRST. 3 00:00:14,588 --> 00:00:16,213 I SPENT THE NIGHT. 4 00:00:16,213 --> 00:00:18,047 THAT'S HOW YOU GET THE BEST SPOT AROUND HERE. 5 00:00:30,839 --> 00:00:32,505 I'M MEETING MY BEST FRIEND 6 00:00:32,505 --> 00:00:35,296 AT GLOVE WORLD. 7 00:00:35,296 --> 00:00:36,296 SEE? 8 00:00:36,296 --> 00:00:37,880 "GLOVE WORLD." 9 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:39,964 WE'D BE FIRST IN LINE 10 00:00:39,964 --> 00:00:41,338 TO GLOVE WORLD. 11 00:00:41,338 --> 00:00:42,296 HMM... 12 00:00:42,296 --> 00:00:43,713 INTERESTING STUFF. 13 00:00:43,713 --> 00:00:45,547 SAY, DO YOU MIND IF I CUT IN FRONT OF YOU? 14 00:00:45,547 --> 00:00:47,839 SO THAT I COULD... 15 00:00:47,839 --> 00:00:49,421 UM... 16 00:00:49,421 --> 00:00:52,755 OKAY, I GUESS... 17 00:00:52,755 --> 00:00:53,755 EXCUSE ME. 18 00:00:53,755 --> 00:00:54,755 PARDON ME. 19 00:00:54,755 --> 00:01:01,296 MOVE IT. 20 00:01:01,296 --> 00:01:02,380 HEY, SPONGEBOB. 21 00:01:03,839 --> 00:01:05,380 SPONGEBOB! 22 00:01:05,380 --> 00:01:06,713 YOU PROMISED FIRSTIES. 23 00:01:06,713 --> 00:01:08,588 I'M SORRY, PATRICK. 24 00:01:08,588 --> 00:01:10,880 BUT WE'LL STILL BE ON THE FIRST BUS TO GLOVE WORLD. 25 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:12,547 YAY. 26 00:01:16,005 --> 00:01:17,463 - HERE WE GO. - GLOVE WORLD. GLOVE WORLD. 27 00:01:17,463 --> 00:01:18,964 - GLOVE WORLD. - SPONGEBOB. 28 00:01:18,964 --> 00:01:20,047 SANDY? 29 00:01:20,047 --> 00:01:21,630 HOWDY, LITTLE BUDDY. 30 00:01:21,630 --> 00:01:22,839 WITH AN EXPERIMENT. 31 00:01:22,839 --> 00:01:24,505 GOSH, SANDY, I'D LIKE TO, 32 00:01:24,505 --> 00:01:26,213 BUT I'LL MISS THE FIRST BUS TO GLOVE WORLD. 33 00:01:26,213 --> 00:01:28,005 BUT THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. 34 00:01:28,005 --> 00:01:30,463 UH... 35 00:01:30,463 --> 00:01:31,421 SPONGEBOB, 36 00:01:31,421 --> 00:01:33,880 PLEASE? 37 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:35,338 UH... OKAY. 38 00:01:35,338 --> 00:01:36,713 I'LL CATCH THE NEXT BUS, PATRICK. 39 00:01:41,213 --> 00:01:42,213 SEE YOU THERE! 40 00:01:46,797 --> 00:01:52,547 IS A SUCCESS. 41 00:01:52,547 --> 00:01:53,755 SPONGEBOB. 42 00:01:53,755 --> 00:01:55,672 BOYO, YOU GOT TO HELP ME. 43 00:01:55,672 --> 00:01:57,964 PEARL'S GOT HER HEART SET ON A NEW PAIR OF SHOES. 44 00:01:57,964 --> 00:01:59,964 YOUR JOB IS TO TELL HER "NO." 45 00:01:59,964 --> 00:02:01,964 - BUT, MR. KRABS, TODAY IS MY DAY OFF. 46 00:02:01,964 --> 00:02:03,505 - SPONGEBOB. - EEP! 47 00:02:08,213 --> 00:02:09,964 UH, PEARL, ABOUT THOSE SHOES. NO. 48 00:02:09,964 --> 00:02:11,463 NO? 49 00:02:20,380 --> 00:02:21,588 SPONGEBOB. 50 00:02:21,588 --> 00:02:24,047 CROSS THE STREET? 51 00:02:24,047 --> 00:02:25,505 - GRANDMA? 52 00:02:25,505 --> 00:02:27,213 COMING, GRANDMA. 53 00:02:30,296 --> 00:02:31,213 OOH. 54 00:02:34,380 --> 00:02:35,755 OH, MAN. 55 00:02:35,755 --> 00:02:37,672 I'VE EVER HAD. 56 00:02:43,089 --> 00:02:44,296 OH. 57 00:02:44,296 --> 00:02:46,505 HELLO, SPONGEBOB. 58 00:02:46,505 --> 00:02:48,755 TO GLOVE WORLD WITH ME? 59 00:02:48,755 --> 00:02:50,213 OH, PATRICK, I TRIED. 60 00:02:50,213 --> 00:02:51,547 HOW I TRIED. 61 00:02:51,547 --> 00:02:54,005 BUT EVERYONE NEEDED MY HELP, AND I—I— 62 00:02:54,005 --> 00:02:56,213 YOU NEED TO LEARN TO SAY "NO." 63 00:02:56,213 --> 00:02:57,797 STAND UP FOR YOURSELF, MAN. 64 00:02:57,797 --> 00:02:59,672 YOU NEED THICKER SKIN. 65 00:02:59,672 --> 00:03:00,797 CHECK OUT MINE. 66 00:03:07,213 --> 00:03:08,463 OOH. 67 00:03:08,463 --> 00:03:11,630 HEY, WHICH REMINDS ME. 68 00:03:11,630 --> 00:03:15,713 CAN YOU SCRATCH MY BACK? 69 00:03:15,713 --> 00:03:16,713 OH, SURE. 70 00:03:19,505 --> 00:03:22,338 OH, IT'S TRUE, GARE-BEAR. IT'S TRUE. 71 00:03:23,338 --> 00:03:25,047 MEOW. 72 00:03:25,047 --> 00:03:29,547 - IT'S TRUE THAT I CAN'T STAND UP FOR MYSELF. 73 00:03:29,547 --> 00:03:31,255 I'M TOO SOFT. 74 00:03:31,255 --> 00:03:33,380 OH, I WISH I HAD THICKER SKIN. 75 00:03:43,089 --> 00:03:44,213 - MEOW-OW. 76 00:03:44,213 --> 00:03:45,630 MEOW-OW-OW. 77 00:03:48,463 --> 00:03:49,964 WHAT DOES THIS SAY? 78 00:03:49,964 --> 00:03:53,213 "DON'T THROW OUT THAT OLD, TOO-SOFT SPONGE. 79 00:03:53,213 --> 00:03:55,922 WITH A NEW ABRASIVE SIDE." 80 00:03:55,922 --> 00:03:57,047 SAY. 81 00:03:57,047 --> 00:04:00,089 GARY, DID YOU ORDER THIS FOR ME? 82 00:04:00,089 --> 00:04:02,338 OH, IT FITS LIKE A GLOVE. 83 00:04:02,338 --> 00:04:03,964 MEOW. 84 00:04:03,964 --> 00:04:05,964 - THANKS, GARY, YOU'RE ALWAYS THERE FOR ME. 85 00:04:05,964 --> 00:04:07,839 I WONDER HOW THIS THING WORKS? 86 00:04:07,839 --> 00:04:10,213 - WHY DON'T YOU SCRAM, YOU LITTLE FREELOADER? 87 00:04:13,505 --> 00:04:15,089 BOTTOM FEEDER. 88 00:04:15,089 --> 00:04:16,505 SEE YA, GARY. 89 00:04:16,505 --> 00:04:18,296 MEOW. 90 00:04:28,755 --> 00:04:30,505 NO. 91 00:04:30,505 --> 00:04:31,922 HI, SPONGEBOB. 92 00:04:31,922 --> 00:04:33,296 CARRY MY GROCERIES? 93 00:04:33,296 --> 00:04:35,089 CARRY 'EM YOURSELF, FISHFACE. 94 00:04:37,463 --> 00:04:39,089 HEY, SPONGEBOB. 95 00:04:39,089 --> 00:04:41,505 WITH THIS SUNTAN LOTION, HUH? 96 00:04:41,505 --> 00:04:43,338 - DON'T YOU THINK YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH? 97 00:04:43,338 --> 00:04:46,296 ALL YOU'RE MISSING IS A BOWL OF BUTTER. 98 00:04:46,296 --> 00:04:47,296 BUTTER? 99 00:04:47,296 --> 00:04:48,296 YIPE. 100 00:04:50,505 --> 00:04:52,005 HEY, GRANDMA. 101 00:04:52,005 --> 00:04:53,588 WHY, HELLO, SPONGEBOB. 102 00:04:53,588 --> 00:04:55,463 I'VE GOT AN ABRASIVE SIDE NOW. 103 00:04:55,463 --> 00:04:57,255 WHY, THAT'S NICE, DEAR. 104 00:04:57,255 --> 00:05:01,839 SPONGEBOB, WOULD YOU HELP YOUR GRANNY CROSS THE STREET? 105 00:05:01,839 --> 00:05:03,672 SORRY, GRANNY. 106 00:05:03,672 --> 00:05:07,463 WHY DON'T YOU WALK YOURSELF ACROSS THE STREET? 107 00:05:07,463 --> 00:05:08,755 HAVE A NICE DAY, GRANDMA. 108 00:05:22,047 --> 00:05:23,630 HOWDY, SPONGEBOB. 109 00:05:23,630 --> 00:05:25,630 YOU'RE RIGHT ON TIME 110 00:05:25,630 --> 00:05:27,922 MY NEW DISAPPEARATOR. 111 00:05:27,922 --> 00:05:29,713 IT'LL MAKE ANYTHING DISAPPEAR INSTANTLY. 112 00:05:29,713 --> 00:05:31,421 NOW HOLD STILL, 113 00:05:31,421 --> 00:05:32,964 AND I'LL JUST SHAVE A FEW INCHES OFF'N 114 00:05:32,964 --> 00:05:34,755 THE TOP O' YOUR NOGGIN. 115 00:05:34,755 --> 00:05:38,005 - OH, WHY CERTAINLY, SAN— 116 00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:41,213 - NO CAN DO, YOU BRAINLESS LAB RAT. 117 00:05:41,213 --> 00:05:43,463 I'VE GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN BE YOUR TEST MONKEY. 118 00:05:43,463 --> 00:05:45,421 BRAINLESS? 119 00:05:48,755 --> 00:05:50,964 HUH? 120 00:05:56,755 --> 00:05:58,797 AHOY, THERE, SPONGEBOB. 121 00:05:58,797 --> 00:06:00,922 AN EXTRA 17-HOUR SHIFT TONIGHT. 122 00:06:00,922 --> 00:06:02,839 - WHOA. SURE THING, MISTER— 123 00:06:02,839 --> 00:06:04,713 SORRY, KRABS, I'M BUSY... 124 00:06:04,713 --> 00:06:06,922 UNLESS YOU'RE PAYING ME OVERTIME. 125 00:06:06,922 --> 00:06:08,296 OVERTIME? 126 00:06:08,296 --> 00:06:10,213 OH? OH. 127 00:06:10,213 --> 00:06:13,922 O-VER-TIME? 128 00:06:13,922 --> 00:06:14,922 OVERTIME? 129 00:06:14,922 --> 00:06:16,047 HMM. 130 00:06:16,047 --> 00:06:17,463 LET'S SEE HERE... 131 00:06:17,463 --> 00:06:19,713 "OVER,"OVERSOLD," "OVERSPEND." 132 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:20,964 AH, 133 00:06:20,964 --> 00:06:22,755 MORE MONEY PER HOUR." 134 00:06:22,755 --> 00:06:23,797 HMM. 135 00:06:27,421 --> 00:06:31,547 WHAT A FILTHY, DISGUSTING WORD. 136 00:06:31,547 --> 00:06:33,380 OH, FINE. 137 00:06:36,839 --> 00:06:40,213 OR YOU'LL JUST FOLLOW ME AROUND ALL DAY 138 00:06:40,213 --> 00:06:44,797 AND NEVER, EVER LEAVE. 139 00:06:47,755 --> 00:06:49,922 AFRAID NOT, SCHNOZZWARD. 140 00:06:49,922 --> 00:06:51,630 I WOULDN'T HANG OUT WITH YOU 141 00:06:51,630 --> 00:06:55,630 IN KRABS' MATTRESS. 142 00:06:55,630 --> 00:06:58,296 - YOU DON'T KNOW HOW LONG I'VE WAITED 143 00:06:58,296 --> 00:06:59,588 TO HEAR THOSE WORDS. 144 00:07:03,630 --> 00:07:05,338 HEY, SPONGEBOB. 145 00:07:05,338 --> 00:07:07,505 YOU'RE RIGHT ON TIME FOR OUR PLAYDATE. 146 00:07:07,505 --> 00:07:09,505 - WHOA. I CAN'T WAIT— 147 00:07:09,505 --> 00:07:11,672 TO DITCH YOU. 148 00:07:11,672 --> 00:07:14,213 'CAUSE YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND. 149 00:07:14,213 --> 00:07:15,338 SO BEAT IT, TUBBY. 150 00:07:15,338 --> 00:07:16,839 I DON'T CARE FOR YOUR COMPANY. 151 00:07:16,839 --> 00:07:19,380 - WELL, PATRICK, ARE YOU READY TO HAVE SOME FUN? 152 00:07:19,380 --> 00:07:21,213 I DON'T KNOW. 153 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:31,505 THAT'S WEIRD. 154 00:07:31,505 --> 00:07:33,922 I WONDER WHAT'S WRONG WITH PATRICK. 155 00:07:33,922 --> 00:07:35,463 DON'T YOU REMEMBER? 156 00:07:35,463 --> 00:07:37,797 TO BEAT IT. 157 00:07:37,797 --> 00:07:40,755 IN FACT, WE'VE ALREADY INSULTED ALL OF YOUR ROTTEN FRIENDS, 158 00:07:42,047 --> 00:07:43,755 'CAUSE YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS LEFT, 159 00:07:43,755 --> 00:07:46,338 MR. LOSERBOB LONELYPANTS. 160 00:07:49,797 --> 00:07:50,797 OH, NO. 161 00:07:50,797 --> 00:07:53,630 PATRICK! 162 00:07:53,630 --> 00:07:54,964 PATRICK! PATRICK! PATRICK! 163 00:07:54,964 --> 00:07:56,922 YES, MAY I HELP YOU? 164 00:07:56,922 --> 00:07:58,463 YES, PATRICK! 165 00:07:58,463 --> 00:08:01,089 OFF MY BACK. 166 00:08:01,089 --> 00:08:02,630 YOU'LL HELP ME, WON'T YOU, BUDDY? 167 00:08:02,630 --> 00:08:04,964 - I DON'T KNOW. ARE WE BUDDIES? 168 00:08:04,964 --> 00:08:06,797 - PATRICK, YOU KNOW 169 00:08:06,797 --> 00:08:07,964 NO. 170 00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:10,755 WITH A BIG LOSER LIKE YOU? 171 00:08:12,755 --> 00:08:14,964 I'M SO CONFUSED. 172 00:08:16,047 --> 00:08:17,380 IT HAPPENED AGAIN! 173 00:08:18,713 --> 00:08:20,713 IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 174 00:08:20,713 --> 00:08:23,880 "MORE MONEY FOR SERVICE ABOVE AND BEYOND..." 175 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:25,421 slam! 176 00:08:25,421 --> 00:08:26,713 - MR. KRABS! MR. KRABS! 177 00:08:28,296 --> 00:08:30,588 WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW, MR. POTTY MOUTH? 178 00:08:30,588 --> 00:08:32,005 BUT, MR. KRABS, 179 00:08:32,005 --> 00:08:34,047 I NEVER USE IMMODERATE LANGUAGE, 180 00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:36,213 - OVERTIME. snap! 181 00:08:37,296 --> 00:08:39,964 OUT. AND STAY OUT. 182 00:08:39,964 --> 00:08:41,505 AND DON'T YOU COME BACK 183 00:08:41,505 --> 00:08:43,213 TILL YOU'VE SWABBED 184 00:08:43,213 --> 00:08:44,964 YOU CALL A MOUTH. 185 00:08:48,964 --> 00:08:50,047 - SANDY. PLEASE, HELP ME. 186 00:08:53,213 --> 00:08:54,547 HEY, CHIPMUNK. 187 00:08:54,547 --> 00:08:56,964 BUT NOW IT'S TAKEN OVER. 188 00:08:56,964 --> 00:08:58,547 QUIET, YOU. 189 00:08:58,547 --> 00:08:59,713 I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. 190 00:08:59,713 --> 00:09:02,672 IT'S LIKE A—A VIRUS. 191 00:09:03,672 --> 00:09:05,213 - HUH? UH, HOLD ON. 192 00:09:06,630 --> 00:09:08,755 pop! 193 00:09:08,755 --> 00:09:10,880 - I SAID, "WHAT'D YOU WANT TO GO DO 194 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:12,089 LIKE THAT FOR?" 195 00:09:12,089 --> 00:09:14,047 WELL, I JUST COULDN'T SAY... 196 00:09:14,047 --> 00:09:15,922 - NO. - TO ANYBODY. 197 00:09:15,922 --> 00:09:19,130 TO HELP CHANGE MY PERSONALITY. 198 00:09:19,130 --> 00:09:20,880 AW, SPONGEBOB, 199 00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:22,588 DON'T GO TRYIN' TO BE SOMEONE YOU'RE NOT. 200 00:09:22,588 --> 00:09:23,839 YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE. 201 00:09:23,839 --> 00:09:26,797 AND WHO YOU ARE IS JUST FINE. 202 00:09:26,797 --> 00:09:29,338 WHO HE IS JUST STINKS. 203 00:09:29,338 --> 00:09:30,964 GOLLY! 204 00:09:30,964 --> 00:09:32,505 OFF YOU. 205 00:09:32,505 --> 00:09:33,755 NOW TURN AROUND. 206 00:09:33,755 --> 00:09:36,839 AND GRAB SOMETHIN' HEAVY. 207 00:09:36,839 --> 00:09:38,338 NOW, HOLD STILL. 208 00:09:38,338 --> 00:09:40,713 - NO! YOU DON'T SCARE ME, GIRLY. 209 00:09:42,797 --> 00:09:44,421 IN A BUCKET OF ELECTRIC EELS. 210 00:09:44,421 --> 00:09:45,547 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, 211 00:09:45,547 --> 00:09:47,338 YOU CRAZY BUSHY-TAILED RODENT? 212 00:09:47,338 --> 00:09:49,505 - OW! 213 00:09:52,463 --> 00:09:54,005 ALL DONE. 214 00:09:54,005 --> 00:09:55,630 - WHEW. THANK YOU, SANDY. 215 00:09:55,630 --> 00:09:56,713 YOU TOO, PATRICK. 216 00:09:56,713 --> 00:09:59,296 NO PROBLEM. 217 00:10:01,047 --> 00:10:02,839 - I THINK IT'S HIGH TIME WE GET RID OF THIS CRITTER. 218 00:10:09,505 --> 00:10:10,880 SO LONG, ABRASIVEY. 219 00:10:12,630 --> 00:10:14,255 GRANDMA. 220 00:10:14,255 --> 00:10:15,213 I'VE GOT TO APOLOGIZE TO GRANDMA. 221 00:10:20,380 --> 00:10:22,338 GRANDMA? 222 00:10:22,338 --> 00:10:25,839 HELLO? 223 00:10:25,839 --> 00:10:29,380 GRANDMA, I'M SORRY ABOUT EARLIER TODAY. 224 00:10:29,380 --> 00:10:30,755 SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? 225 00:10:32,463 --> 00:10:34,588 OF YOUR FAMOUS HOT COCOA? 226 00:10:34,588 --> 00:10:36,089 OH, MY SWEET, 227 00:10:37,755 --> 00:10:39,880 RIGHT AFTER YOU... 228 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:41,630 MAKE YOUR OWN HOT COCOA! 229 00:10:41,630 --> 00:10:42,713 I'M BUSY. 230 00:10:43,755 --> 00:10:46,213 NO! 231 00:11:14,755 --> 00:11:18,964 THAT INCESSANT BABBLING? 232 00:11:18,964 --> 00:11:20,213 THOWWY, THQUIDWAD. 233 00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:21,213 GRR! 234 00:11:21,213 --> 00:11:22,713 SPONGEBOB. 235 00:11:22,713 --> 00:11:24,463 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? IT'S CLOSIN' TIME. 236 00:11:24,463 --> 00:11:26,588 NOW, GET OUT THERE AND SWAB THE POOP DECK. 237 00:11:26,588 --> 00:11:28,047 - AYE-AYE, MEIN CAPITAN. 238 00:11:47,672 --> 00:11:49,880 WITH THAT TUNE ALREADY? 239 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:52,213 SORRY, IT'S JUST SO CATCHY. 240 00:11:52,213 --> 00:11:56,672 - I DON'T CARE. JUST CAN IT. 241 00:11:56,672 --> 00:11:58,255 I'LL CLEANSE MYSELF 242 00:11:58,255 --> 00:12:00,630 TO A LITTLE PUBLIC RADIO. 243 00:12:03,547 --> 00:12:04,964 OOH! 244 00:12:04,964 --> 00:12:06,755 IT'S MUSICAL DOODLE, SQUIDWARD. 245 00:12:23,672 --> 00:12:26,630 THAT HIDEOUS POP FODDER. 246 00:12:26,630 --> 00:12:28,922 IT'S A SIGN. 247 00:12:28,922 --> 00:12:30,922 THAT YOU'RE A TRUE BOOB? 248 00:12:30,922 --> 00:12:32,713 - YES! NO. 249 00:12:32,713 --> 00:12:34,922 WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER. 250 00:12:34,922 --> 00:12:37,089 - GREAT. NOW I HATE TWO THINGS. 251 00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:38,922 - ALL RIGHT, BOYS, 252 00:12:41,213 --> 00:12:42,964 FREEDOM! 253 00:12:42,964 --> 00:12:46,421 - OKAY, SPONGEBOB, TIME TO HIT THE ROAD. 254 00:12:46,421 --> 00:12:47,880 SPONGEBOB? 255 00:12:58,338 --> 00:13:00,713 - AND THAT'S THE NEW SONG 256 00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:02,588 CALLED MUSICAL DOODLE. 257 00:13:02,588 --> 00:13:05,213 AH, MUSICAL DOODLE. 258 00:13:05,213 --> 00:13:06,338 SPONGEBOB. 259 00:13:06,338 --> 00:13:08,005 - OOPS. GOOD NIGHT, SIR. 260 00:13:12,463 --> 00:13:15,213 - WHAT AM I RUNNIN' HERE, A NUT HOUSE? 261 00:13:38,089 --> 00:13:42,505 - OH, GARR-Y! 262 00:13:42,505 --> 00:13:44,630 OH, JUST THE SNAIL I'M LOOKING FOR. 263 00:13:44,630 --> 00:13:45,797 WANT TO HEAR MY NEW RECORD? 264 00:13:45,797 --> 00:13:46,880 MEOW. 265 00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:51,797 I KNEW YOU WOULD. 266 00:14:13,338 --> 00:14:14,922 WHOA! 267 00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:17,255 LET'S SPIN THAT RECORD ONE MORE TIME. 268 00:14:18,255 --> 00:14:19,588 WOW, IT'S LATE. 269 00:14:19,588 --> 00:14:22,547 I HAVE TO GET TO SLEEP. 270 00:14:22,547 --> 00:14:24,463 WHEN YOU'RE READY, GARY. 271 00:14:28,505 --> 00:14:30,005 AH. 272 00:14:35,047 --> 00:14:37,089 slap! 273 00:14:37,089 --> 00:14:38,505 thunk! 274 00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:42,547 OH, FINE. 275 00:14:42,547 --> 00:14:43,880 I'LL JUST LISTEN TO IT 276 00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:45,797 TO GET IT OUT OF MY SYSTEM. 277 00:15:04,755 --> 00:15:07,880 JUST ONE MORE TIME. 278 00:15:10,964 --> 00:15:13,089 ONE MORE TIME. 279 00:15:17,588 --> 00:15:19,547 - PUSHIN' YER LUCK A BIT, AREN'T YOU, KID? 280 00:15:19,547 --> 00:15:21,463 THIS MORNIN'. 281 00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:23,463 YOU GOT TO BE 282 00:15:23,463 --> 00:15:25,005 OR I'LL HAVE TO START DOCKING YER PAY. 283 00:15:25,005 --> 00:15:27,547 OH, YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO. 284 00:15:32,672 --> 00:15:33,755 SPONGEBOB! 285 00:15:33,755 --> 00:15:35,672 WAKE UP, BOYO. 286 00:15:35,672 --> 00:15:38,463 DON'T YOU NEED SOME PATTIES TO GET STARTED THERE? 287 00:15:38,463 --> 00:15:40,964 - OF COURSE. THANKS, BOSS. 288 00:15:40,964 --> 00:15:44,588 ON MAKIN' THE PATTIES, BOYO. 289 00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:05,213 HANG ON, HANG ON. 290 00:16:05,213 --> 00:16:06,338 PLAY THAT LAST PART BACK FOR ME. 291 00:16:06,338 --> 00:16:10,005 click! 292 00:16:12,713 --> 00:16:13,922 THAT'S IT. 293 00:16:13,922 --> 00:16:16,213 I SHOULDN'T TRY TO CONTROL IT. 294 00:16:17,421 --> 00:16:19,255 THE DOODLE'S INFECTIOUS GROOVE. 295 00:16:35,089 --> 00:16:36,755 I ASKED FOR NO ONIONS. 296 00:16:40,255 --> 00:16:43,839 THE YOUTH OF THE OCEAN TODAY? 297 00:17:05,089 --> 00:17:06,672 ME NEITHER. 298 00:17:11,547 --> 00:17:14,213 DECIDEDLY DISGRUNTLED. 299 00:17:14,213 --> 00:17:18,588 ME CUSTOMERS! 300 00:17:18,588 --> 00:17:20,213 WHY ARE YOU RUNNIN' OFF? 301 00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:22,296 WELL, I NEVER GOT MY FRIES. 302 00:17:22,296 --> 00:17:23,755 I NEVER GOT MY PATTY. 303 00:17:23,755 --> 00:17:25,338 I GOT DRENCHED IN SODA, 304 00:17:26,839 --> 00:17:28,547 THAT ANNOYING SONG. 305 00:17:32,463 --> 00:17:34,089 SPONGEBOB. 306 00:17:34,089 --> 00:17:35,797 YOU GOT TO CUT OUT THAT SINGIN', BOY. 307 00:17:35,797 --> 00:17:37,338 IT'S REPELLING ME PROFITS. 308 00:17:37,338 --> 00:17:39,463 - MR. KRABS, I'VE TRIED AND I'VE TRIED, 309 00:17:39,463 --> 00:17:42,421 OVER AND OVER IN MY MIND. 310 00:17:42,421 --> 00:17:43,588 - UH-HUH. 311 00:17:43,588 --> 00:17:45,421 STOP SINGING THAT SONG! 312 00:17:45,421 --> 00:17:47,463 OUT OF ME, 313 00:17:47,463 --> 00:17:48,880 AND I'M SENDIN' YOU HOME FOR THE DAY. 314 00:17:55,630 --> 00:17:56,630 - slap! - AH! 315 00:17:56,630 --> 00:17:57,964 KEEP YER TRAP SHUT. 316 00:17:57,964 --> 00:18:00,213 BUT IT WASN'T MY TRAP. 317 00:18:04,630 --> 00:18:06,213 thunk! thunk! thunk! 318 00:18:06,213 --> 00:18:07,839 ONE MORE OUTBURST, 319 00:18:07,839 --> 00:18:09,547 AND MR. KRABS WILL SEND YOU HOME FOR THE DAY. 320 00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:13,213 OKAY, OKAY, BUT I FEEL IT BUILDING UP INSIDE OF ME. 321 00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:34,880 WHAT IN BLAZES ARE YOU DOIN'? 322 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:37,588 THAT'S IT, BOY, YER DONE FOR THE DAY. 323 00:18:49,797 --> 00:18:51,755 WHAT'S HIS DEAL? 324 00:18:51,755 --> 00:18:54,713 - OH, HE'S OBSESSED WITH THIS ARTLESS POP TUNE. 325 00:18:54,713 --> 00:18:55,964 WE GOT TO HELP HIM BUT QUICK. 326 00:18:55,964 --> 00:18:57,547 HE COULD BE IN GREAT DANGER. 327 00:19:03,505 --> 00:19:05,255 HEY, BUDDY. 328 00:19:05,255 --> 00:19:06,713 - COME ON, PAT. WE NEED YOUR HELP. 329 00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:18,964 SPONGEBOB? 330 00:19:18,964 --> 00:19:20,797 SPONGEBOB, WHERE ARE YOU? 331 00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:25,047 SPONGEBOB! 332 00:19:25,047 --> 00:19:27,421 HOLD STILL. THIS WON'T HURT A BIT. 333 00:19:27,421 --> 00:19:28,463 - HUH? - GET HIM! 334 00:19:28,463 --> 00:19:29,672 smash! 335 00:19:29,672 --> 00:19:30,505 smack! 336 00:19:34,338 --> 00:19:36,296 JUST AS I THOUGHT. 337 00:19:36,296 --> 00:19:39,089 YOU'RE SUFFERING FROM A CONDITION KNOWN AS "EARWORM." 338 00:19:39,089 --> 00:19:41,839 YOU SEE, WHEN YOUR BRAIN BECOMES STUCK ON A CATCHY TUNE, 339 00:19:41,839 --> 00:19:44,047 YOU'RE SUSCEPTIBLE TO EARWORM INFECTION. 340 00:19:44,047 --> 00:19:46,338 AND YOU GOT A NASTY ONE THERE. 341 00:19:46,338 --> 00:19:48,630 - LET'S JUST RIP THE LITTLE SUCKER OUT. 342 00:19:48,630 --> 00:19:50,296 - HOLD IT! WE CAN'T DO THAT. 343 00:19:50,296 --> 00:19:51,672 IT MIGHT DAMAGE HIS BRAIN. 344 00:19:53,630 --> 00:19:55,213 IS WITH ANOTHER CATCHY TUNE. 345 00:19:55,213 --> 00:19:56,047 - OOH! OOH! OOH! 346 00:19:56,047 --> 00:19:57,089 I GOT ONE. 347 00:19:57,089 --> 00:19:58,672 'TIS AN OLE SEA SHANTY 348 00:19:58,672 --> 00:20:02,130 ON THE HIGH SEAS. 349 00:20:10,630 --> 00:20:13,338 HMM. 350 00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:15,755 HE AIN'T BUDGIN'. 351 00:20:15,755 --> 00:20:18,213 - I'LL BE DARNED IF ANYBODY 352 00:20:18,213 --> 00:20:19,797 WHILE WEARIN' A WESTERN HAT. 353 00:20:19,797 --> 00:20:20,797 COME HERE, YOU. 354 00:20:43,713 --> 00:20:45,672 TO HAVE MADE HIM MADDER. 355 00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:48,255 TO GET RID OF THIS THING. 356 00:20:48,255 --> 00:20:49,630 ALL RIGHT, I'LL DO IT. 357 00:20:51,047 --> 00:20:53,630 AN ARTIST OF SUCH HIGH TALENT. 358 00:20:53,630 --> 00:20:55,213 OH, RIGHT, SQUIDWARD, 359 00:20:55,213 --> 00:20:56,964 YOU PLAY THAT LITTLE DOOHICKEY. 360 00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:59,922 IT'S CALLED A CLARINET. 361 00:21:04,588 --> 00:21:07,547 WHOA. 362 00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:12,005 YOU DID IT. 363 00:21:12,005 --> 00:21:13,630 DROVE THE LITTLE CRITTER OUT. 364 00:21:13,630 --> 00:21:14,797 HOLD STILL, BUDDY. 365 00:21:16,713 --> 00:21:20,672 - OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, SQUIDWARD. 366 00:21:20,672 --> 00:21:21,964 ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE GRATEFUL. 367 00:21:21,964 --> 00:21:23,755 NOW LEAVE ME ALONE. 368 00:21:26,672 --> 00:21:29,672 I CAME UP WITH TODAY, 369 00:21:29,672 --> 00:21:32,213 IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF. 370 00:21:40,463 --> 00:21:41,880 OH, YEAH. 371 00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:43,880 THAT'S CATCHY STUFF, SQUIDDY. 372 00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:45,255 CATCHY STUFF. 373 00:21:45,255 --> 00:21:46,839 MMM-MM-MM. 374 00:21:51,380 --> 00:21:54,255 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com