HI, PATRICK.
HI, UH...
SPONGEBOB.
SPONGEBOB!
HEY, PATRICK.
YEAH?
HIDE-AND-SEEK?
- YEAH! - OKAY.
- SPONGEBOB? - YEAH?
IN ORDER TO PLAY IT?
COME ON, PATRICK. QUIT FOOLING AROUND.
WE'VE PLAYED HIDE-AND-SEEK DOZENS OF TIMES.
- DOZENS? - THOUSANDS.
THOUSANDS?
- WELL, I DON'T KNOW FOR SURE HOW MANY; I JUST—
- GOSH! - GOSH WHAT?
- I DIDN'T KNOW HIDE-AND-SEEK HAD SO MUCH MATHEMATICS.
PATRICK, IT'S SIMPLE.
BEHIND A ROCK, LIKE THIS.
RUNS AND HIDES.
HEY, YOU'RE PEEKING!
YOU DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY.
- PLAY WHAT? - HIDE-AND-SEEK.
OH, NO, NO, NO.
I DO. I DO KNOW HOW TO PLAY.
OH, GOOD.
ONE TINY QUESTION.
WHAT'S THAT?
- WHAT'S HIDE-AND-SEEK?
- YOU THINK YOU'RE GETTING IT NOW, PATRICK?
DEMONSTRATION TO BE USEFUL?
HIDE.
UPON REACHING SAID NUMBER,
FOR THE OTHER PLAYERS.
AND A WINNER IS DETERMINED.
- HEY, YOU REALLY ARE GETTING IT.
SURE SOUNDS... FUN.
I JUST WISH I COULD PLAY.
OH, PATRICK, COME ON.
OF COURSE YOU CAN PLAY.
- OH, NO. I CAN'T!
WHY CAN'T YOU?
BECAUSE...
I DON'T HAVE ANY SOCKS!
- OH, PATRICK, FORGET ABOUT THE SOCKS.
WHAT SOCKS?
- NEVER MIND. JUST START COUNTING.
1, 2, 3, 4...
THAT'S PERFECT!
NOW I'M GONNA RUN AND HIDE.
6, 7, 8...
- I'M GONNA MULL OVER WHERE I'M GONNA HIDE.
HMMM.
WELL, THAT'S DEFINITELY ONE IDEA.
78, 79, 100.
OY!
HUH-HUH! YES, I DO!
I WIN! I WIN! I WIN!
IN YOUR FACE!
HIDE-AND-SEEK PLAYER EVER!
- ALL RIGHT, NOW IT'S MY TURN TO COUNT.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO, RIGHT?
OF COURSE.
I'M THE GREATEST HIDE-AND-SEEK PLAYER EVER, AREN'T I?
ALL RIGHT.
HERE WE GO.
1, 2, 3, 4,
5, 6, 7, 8, 9...
DO YOU HEAR THAT?
YEAH, WHAT IS THAT?
OH, IT'S SPONGEBOB.
WHY IS HE COUNTING?
I GUESS I'LL JUST GO HOME.
MAYBE LATER, HE'LL WANT TO PLAY A GAME OR SOMETHING.
22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27...
99, 100.
NOW, WHERE IS HE HIDING?
NAH, WAY TOO OBVIOUS.
COME OUT, COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU ARE.
PATRICK?
OH! PATRICK.
AHA!
HARDER THAN I THOUGHT.
SQUIDWARD!
OHH!
SQUIDWARD!
AAHHH!
- SQUIDWARD? - WHAT?
- I'M PLAYING HIDE-AND-SEEK WITH PATRICK,
SEARCH FOR HIM IN YOUR HOUSE.
- NO! - OKAY, SEE YOU. BYE.
bang!
OOH!
boom! HEAD FOR THE SHELTER!
SOONER THAN I THOUGHT!
HEY, MR. KRABS!
- OH, HOW DO THEY KNOW MY NAME?
MR. KRABS, UP HERE.
- SPONGEBOB? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- I'M PLAYING HIDE-AND-SEEK WITH PATRICK.
I THOUGHT I'D LOOK FOR HIM UP ON THIS SIGN.
boom!
SPONGEBOB!
THAT MAKES ME FURIOUS!
- DON'T WORRY, MR. KRABS. I'LL CLEAN IT UP.
AH, IT'S NOT THAT.
IT'S JUST THAT YOU HAVEN'T PAID THE FEE.
- THE FEE?
HIDE-AND-GO-SEEKERS' FEE
ON KRUSTY KRAB PREMISES.
- OH, THAT ONE. I ALMOST FORGOT.
- OKAY, GOOD LUCK FINDING HIM.
THANKS, MR. KRABS.
DARN IT.
- OH, WHERE COULD THAT AWFUL NOISE BE COMING FROM?
IT'S BEEN GOING ON FOR HOURS NOW.
SPONGEBOB?
OH, HI, MRS. PUFF.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
HEAR ME TEACH.
- I'M TRYING TO LIFT THIS BOAT.
I THINK PATRICK'S HIDING UNDERNEATH IT.
WHY WOULD HE BE DOING THAT?
- 'CAUSE WE'RE PLAYING HIDE-AND-SEEK.
WANT TO PLAY?
ME? WHY, NO.
I-I COULDN'T.
ARE YOU SURE?
YES.
ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE SURE?
YES.
- ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE SURE YOU'RE SURE?
YES, I'M SURE.
- ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE SURE YOU'RE SURE YOU'RE SURE?
- YES! - ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE SURE
YOU'RE SURE YOU'RE SURE YOU'RE SURE YOU'RE SURE?
ACTUALLY, SPONGEBOB,
I WILL PLAY!
NOPE, HE'S NOT UNDER THERE.
UNDER YOUR CAR, MRS. PUFF.
YES?
- SPONGEBOB?
WITH THAT MAGNIFIER?
LOOKING FOR PATRICK.
I'VE BEEN SEEKING AND SEEKING ALL DAY,
BUT I CAN'T FIND HIM.
- OH, WELL, THAT'S TERRIBLE NEWS.
- I KNOW. - COME ON.
YOU AIN'T GONNA FIND HIM WITH THAT SAD LITTLE THING.
I GOT SOMETHING BETTER.
WOW.
ARE YOU SURE IT'S OKAY FOR ME TO USE THIS?
FOR EMERGENCIES.
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY, RIGHT, SPONGEBOB?
YES. YES, ABSOLUTELY.
THANKS AGAIN, SANDY.
BE CAREFUL!
crash!
DARN IT.
"WELCOME TO THE END OF THE WORLD...
CAFE AND GIFT SHOP."
CAN I HELP YOU, SON?
- I'M LOOKING FOR MY FRIEND PATRICK.
- HE A BIG, ROUNDISH FELLOW WITH A POINTY HEAD?
EXACTLY.
HAVEN'T SEEN HIM.
OH. OKAY.
WELL, THANKS ANYWAY.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
- IS HE PINK? - YEAH.
- WELL, IN THAT CASE, HE'S SITTING RIGHT OVER THERE.
SOLID.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
PATRICK, IT REALLY IS YOU.
MY NAME IS PATRICK,
PATRICK NOTSTAR.
PATRICK NOTSTAR?
OH, NO!
YOU AREN'T THE ONE I'M SEEKING!
NOW I'LL NEVER FIND PATRICK!
HE WINS AT HIDE-AND-SEEK.
HE WINS. HE WINS.
SO HE WINS.
WHAT'S SO BAD ABOUT THAT?
- WELL, IF HE WINS, I LOSE.
DID YOU HAVE FUN PLAYING?
YEAH.
- WELL, THEN IT'S OKAY TO LOSE,
DOING IT.
YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
THANKS, PATRICK NOTSTAR.
OH, AND JUST ONE MORE THING.
WHAT'S THAT?
I COULD BORROW?
- PATRICK, YOU WERE UNDER THERE THE WHOLE TIME?
UNDER WHERE?
THIS NOTE.
"DEAR PATRICK,
"I COULDN'T FIND YOU,
"SO YOU WIN.
"BUT THAT'S OKAY, BECAUSE I STILL HAD FUN PLAYING.
"YOU ARE TRULY THE GREATEST
"HIDE-AND-SEEK PLAYER
"IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
LOVE, SPONGEBOB."
WHY, THANKS, SPONGEBOB.
THAT REALLY MEANS A LOT.
- PATRICK, I WOULDN'T SAY IT IF I DIDN'T MEAN IT.
I JUST HAVE ONE QUESTION.
ASK AWAY.
- WHAT'S HIDE-AND-SEEK?
GOOD NIGHT, MR. KRABS.
CLOSING TIME ALREADY?
TO THE LAST CUSTOMER.
- WELL, HAVE A GOOD NIGHT, SPONGEBOB.
- MR. KRABS, IS IT OKAY IF I BUY
FOR MY PET SNAIL GARY?
ATE MOSTLY KIBBLE.
- IT'S A SPECIAL TREAT JUST TO GET HIM READY FOR TOMORROW.
- OH, RIGHT. OKAY, THAT MAKES—
WAIT; WHAT'S TOMORROW?
MR. KRABS, DID YOU FORGET?
PROBABLY.
BRING YOUR PET TO WORK DAY.
- I DON'T NEED A SPECIAL DAY FOR THAT.
SQUIDWARD'S HERE EVERY DAY.
NICE.
REAL NICE.
UM...
CAN I BUY THAT PATTY?
- YEAH, SURE. - ALL RIGHT!
GARY'S GONNA BE SO EXCITED.
- OH, SPONGEBOB. I ALMOST FORGOT.
BECAUSE THEY'RE SO SPECIAL.
GOOD IDEA.
THANKS AGAIN, MR. KRABS.
MR. KRABS!
WHAT?
I JUST...
WHAT? WHAT?
- WE'RE ALL OUT OF KRABBY PATTIES!
DID YOU CHECK THE FREEZER?
- I CHECKED THE FREEZER, THE SPARE FREEZER,
THE BACKUP FREEZER, THE EXTRA FREEZER, THE REAR FREEZER,
THE MICROFREEZER, AND THE FREEZER UNDER THE STAIRS.
THE FREEZER IN THE ATTIC?
WE DON'T HAVE AN ATTIC.
NO ATTIC?
YOU SOLD IT, REMEMBER?
OH, YEAH.
- NOW WHAT ARE THEY SAYING, KAREN?
KAREN.
I HAVE NO IDEA.
- WHAT? I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU COULD READ LIPS.
- I CAN, BUT YOU TOOK MY TELESCOPE AWAY.
- WELL, THAT SETTLES IT, SPONGEBOB.
WE'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO MAKE A FRESH BATCH OF KRABBY PATTIES.
A FRESH BATCH?
OF KRABBY PATTIES.
OKAY, NOW WHAT'S HE SAYING?
THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE
OF KRABBY PATTIES.
A FRESH BATCH OF...
OH, THIS IS GOOD.
THIS IS REAL GOOD.
- OF KRABBY PATTIES, MR. KRABS? - WHAT?
OKAY, WHAT'D HE JUST SAY?
WHAT?
- I SAID, "WHAT'D HE JUST SAY?"
HE SAID, "WHAT?"
I HAVE NO IDEA.
THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU WHAT HE JUST SAID.
- I KNOW THAT, AND I'M SAYING
HE SAID, "WHAT?"
- I KNOW THAT! WE—
- OH, HE SAID "WHAT?" - YES.
- WOW, A WHOLE NEW, FRESH BATCH OF KRABBY PATTIES.
GARY'S GONNA GO CRAZY!
YOU KNOW, SPONGEBOB, HEH,
INTO THE KITCHEN.
BRING YOUR PET TO WORK DAY.
NOOO!
MR. KRABS, I PROMISE THAT GARY WILL BE SPARKLY CLEAN.
I'LL GIVE HIM AN EXTRA-LONG BATH TONIGHT.
OH, OKAY.
HE'S HEALTHY AND CLEAN.
HEALTHY AND CLEAN?
FRESH BATCH OF KRABBY PATTIES?
OH, I THINK I SMELL A PLAN.
GARY,
A DELICIOUS TREAT.
THERE YOU ARE, GARE BEAR.
I BROUGHT YOU SOME KELP FRIES.
A KRABBY PATTY,
BUT WE RAN OUT.
I'LL GO AND GET YOUR BATH READY WHOLE YOU ENJOY THOSE.
GARY,
YOUR BATH IS READY.
GARY.
GARY?
GARY!
GARY, NOT AGAIN.
COME OUT OF THERE. IT'S DIRTY.
HA-HA! GOTCHA!
COME ON, GARY. QUIT MESSING AROUND.
GREAT, GARY, JUST GREAT.
NOW YOU'RE GONNA NEED
EXTRA-LONG BATH.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA COME DOWN FROM THERE, ARE YOU?
meow
YOU WIN.
WE'LL BATHE YOU IN THE MORNING.
GOOD MORNING, SIR.
SHELDON R. SHELLCLEANER,
VACATIONS UNLIMITED.
CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?
OF YOUR DIRTY SHELL,
- GARY, I'M GOING TO START THE BATH.
- LOOK, I'LL JUST CUT TO THE CHASE.
AND HATE BATH TIME?
OF COURSE YOU DO.
THAT'S WHY I MUST TELL YOU
FOR NOT FOUR, NOT THREE,
HERE AT CLUB SHELL,
A PERFECT RESORT FOR SNAILS.
DON'T TRY TO PINCH YOURSELF.
THIS COULD BE...
GARY, THE BATH IS READY.
ALL YOURS.
NOW, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING,
BUT I GOT YOU COVERED.
WHILE YOURS IS BEING CLEANED.
FREE OF CHARGE, OF COURSE.
GARY, YOUR BATH IS READY.
HAVE A PLEASANT STAY.
BON VOYAGE.
IF MY REASONING IS CORRECT,
AS SPONGEBOB'S PET, I'LL GET TO WITNESS
BEING MADE FROM SCRATCH.
AND DESTROY KRABS, ONCE AND FOR ALL.
- AHA! THERE YOU ARE, GARE BEAR.
OH, YOU NAUGHTY LITTLE SNAIL, HIDING FROM ME.
I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A REAL GOOD SCRUBBING.
FOR BRING YOUR PET TO WORK DAY,
AND TODAY IS THE DAY.
FIRST I'M GONNA START YOU OFF
SHOWER GEL.
WAIT.
OH, SMELLS NICE, DOESN'T IT?
YEAH.
THE SCRUBBING OF A LIFETIME!
GUESS THAT FEELS GOOD, HUH?
BLECCH!
CURSES!
I MEAN... MEOW.
- GARY, ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE FEELING ALL RIGHT?
I'VE NEVER FELT BETTER.
I MEAN, MEOW?
GARY, YOU'RE TURNING GREEN!
AND TALKING.
NO, I'M NOT.
- WE GOT TO GET YOU TO THE PET HOSPITAL.
PET HOSPITAL?
OF KRABBY PATTIES?
I MEAN, MEOW.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'LL CALL MR. KRABS AND TELL HIM I'M GONNA BE LATE.
GARY, YOU'RE A LOT MORE TALKATIVE WHEN YOU'RE SICK.
EXCUSE ME, NURSE.
AND TURNING GREEN.
IS HE SICK?
MEOW?
AAHHH!
OHH!
OH! OH! OH!
IS THAT YES OR NO?
SUCH A DRASTIC CASE.
THE INTENSIVE CARE UNIT, STAT.
INTENSIVE CARE UNIT?
DON'T WORRY, GARY.
THESE ARE PROFESSIONALS.
KAREN!
OH, SORRY.
SOMEONE ELSE.
DON'T WORRY.
WE'RE JUST GOING TO SUBJECT YOU TO A SERIES OF INVASIVE TESTS.
IT'LL BE OVER BEFORE YOU KNOW IT.
YEEOWW!
- SIR, ALL THE DOCTOR IS SAYING
IN THE INTENSIVE CARE UNIT,
A COUPLE MORE TESTS.
- THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SAYING AT ALL.
OH, GARY!
- YES, I'LL BE HONEST WITH YOU, SON.
WE'VE TRIED EVERYTHING WE CAN.
WE JUST CAN'T FIND ANYTHING WRONG WITH HIM.
I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT.
- PLEASE TRY TO SAVE HIM, DOCTOR.
NO!
NO MORE, PLEASE!
RELAX, GARY.
THE TESTS ARE OVER.
I'M JUST HERE TO GIVE YOU A LITTLE PILL.
- WHEW. THAT'S A RELIEF.
NOW OPEN WIDE.
AAHHH!
- THAT WASN'T SO BAD, WAS IT?
THAT'S NOT GOOD.
UH, MR. SQUAREPANTS?
GARY!
- THE DOCTOR SAID THERE'S NOTHING MORE WE CAN DO.
IT'S BEST TO TAKE HIM HOME AND LET NATURE TAKE ITS COURSE.
- Y-YOU'RE SAYING THAT HE'S—
OH.
NURSE? NURSE?
OH, WELL, GARY,
THIS LOOKS LIKE IT MIGHT BE...
THE END.
- IF I COULD JUST HAVE A...
KRABBY PATTY BEFORE I GO.
SURE THING, LITTLE BUDDY.
SURE.
YOU KNOW, IT'S REALLY POIGNANT.
WHAT IS?
- WELL, NOW THAT YOU CAN TALK, WE'RE—
WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME TO SAY "I LOVE YOU."
OH, BOY.
- SO ONCE AGAIN, WE'D LIKE TO THANK YOU
FOR CHOOSING CLUB SHELL,
REAL SOON.
- JUST A LITTLE FURTHER, GARE BEAR.
YES!
- BUDDY, YOU JUST STAY RIGHT HERE,
AND DADDY'S GONNA GO GET
THAT WE EVER WHIPPED UP.
BE RIGHT BACK, GARE BEAR.
YES, FINE FOOL.
WITH YOUR COMPLETE UNDOING,
AND VICTORY WILL BE MINE!
MOMMY?
HEY! WAIT!
OOH! OW!
AI! OOH! OOH!
PLANKTON?
HMM.
meow
GOOD DAY, SIR.
I'M JUST HERE TO SAMPLE
KRABBY FARE.
WHOA, THERE, FIDO.
- YEOW! I'M GOING! I'M GOING!
- WOW, GARY'S DOING A GREAT JOB AS BOUNCER,
HUH, MR. KRABS?
REALLY EARNING HIS PAY.
- WELL, HE TAKES AFTER YOU, BOY.
HEY!
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