- IT'S COMING UP ON THAT TIME AGAIN.
OKAY, BOY, FIRE HER UP.
WITH PLEASURE, MR. KRABS.
OF THE JOB.
DON'T FORGET THE CHEESE.
THIS PART AIN'T BAD EITHER.
LOOKS GOOD, KIDDO.
YOU WANT TO DO THE HONORS?
YOU DON'T MEAN...
OH, I MEAN.
- THANK YOU, MR. KRABS. THANK YOU.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING ON ABOUT?
EVERY DAY.
- AS I DON THE CEREMONIAL WHITE GLOVES,
AND NOW DEEM THE KRUSTY KRAB...
OPEN!
PATRONS, SPRING FORTH.
WILL NOW SEAT YOU.
- ALL RIGHT, YOU LANDLUBBERS, GET THE—
NEPTUNE'S JEWELS.
WHERE ARE ME CUSTOMERS?
WAS ABOUT TO GO TRIPLE PLATINUM.
SQUIDWARD!
SQUIDWARD?
SQUIDWARD!
- NO NEED TO SHOUT, MR. KRABS.
HE'S RIGHT HERE,
HIS FAVORITE SOAP,
AS THE TIDE TURNS.
SHUT IT, SPONGEBOB.
TO REVEAL HIS SECRET.
YOU UNDERSTAND?
THEM GUPPIES, THEM'S MY CHILDREN.
I KNEW IT!
HAVEN'T NOTICED,
WE GOT NO CUSTOMERS!
AND WE'RE NOT GONNA
SIT AROUND THE TV ALL DAY.
- COCK-A-DOODLE-YUM!
IN THE SEA.
whoosh!
"BEST RESTAURANT IN THE SEA"?
THE SEA CHICKEN SHACK!
SAY, MR. SEA CHICKEN,
HOW'S THE FLAVOR OF THAT ZESTY SEA CHICKEN SANDWICH?
- IT'S IM-PECK-ABLE.
TO MY SEA CHICKEN SHACK,
AND DON'T FORGET THE KIDS!
BLIMEY.
THIS IS THE FIRST I'VE HEARD OF THIS MR. SEA CHICKEN.
THERE GOES ME MONOPOLY.
ME LOYAL CUSTOMERS AWAY SO FAST?
SPONGEBOB, I NEED YOU
AND SEE WHAT'S COOKING.
UNDERCOVER?
- UH, THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY, BOY.
JUST LOOK AROUND,
SEE HOW HE'S ROPING IN ALL THESE CUSTOMERS.
UNDERSTOOD, MR. KRABS.
MY NEW ARMPIT SPY CAM, HUH?
HUH?
- SPONGEBOB, I DON'T NEED A SPY.
OH, AND CHECK THIS OUT,
A SPECIAL SPY PEN.
A REGULAR PEN, RIGHT?
SEE, SEE, SEE, SEE, SEE?
SEE? JUST A PEN, RIGHT?
SEE?
RIGHT.
WELL, YOU'D BE MISTAKEN, SIR.
IS ALSO A PENCIL.
HMM?
SPY STUFF, HUH, MR. KRABS?
BOY, STOP THIS NONSENSE.
YOU'RE RIGHT, SIR.
IN THE UNDERCOVER ARTS?
I BLEND IN WITH THE COMMON MAN.
THEN LIKE A WHISPER, I AM GONE.
TO BIG RED,
COME IN, BIG RED.
WHAT YOU SEE, SPONGEBOB.
- I AM INSIDE. REPEAT, I AM INSIDE.
TO REPORT SO FAR.
IN FACT, IT'S KIND OF DUMPY.
AND CUSTOMER SAFETY...
A LITTLE LAX.
AND IT SMELLS IN HERE,
AFTER RUNNING A MARATHON.
- OH, SO IT'S A CRIME NOW TO EXERCISE?
WHAT ABOUT THE FOOD?
RIGHT NOW,
AND I'LL REPORT BACK ONCE I HAVE OBTAINED SAMPLE.
NEXT.
- I'LL HAVE ONE OF YOUR FINEST SANDWICHES, PLEASE.
- I'M AFRAID I CAN'T DO THAT, SIR.
PLEASE, REFER TO OUR POLICY REGARDING DRESS.
- "HEADBANDS EQUAL NO SERVICE."
BARNACLES!
MY DISGUISE'S ONLY WEAKNESS.
WHOA! MAYDAY, BIG RED!
ESTABLISHED.
MISSION ABORT.
TO BIG RED,
ANY INTEL.
AND JUST TELL ME,
ABOUT THE SEA CHICKEN SHACK?
DILAPIDATION, NOT REALLY.
- WHAT YOU'RE DESCRIBING IS AN ABSOLUTE DUMP.
ME CUSTOMERS IN ANY WAY?
NO.
GREAT BARRIER REEF!
- WHAT IS IT, MAN? WHAT DO YOU SEE?
DEPICTING MR. SEA CHICKEN IN ALL HIS GLORY.
A STATUE?
STEAL ME CUSTOMERS?
SPONGEBOB?
OF COURSE.
MR. SEA CHICKEN, YOU MAD TRICKSTER, YOU.
CATER TO THE KIDS,
AND THE PARENTS WILL FOLLOW.
BOYS, WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.
SO I'M GONNA MAKE THIS SHORT AND SWEET.
I NEED AN ARTIST,
SOMEONE WITH A VISION.
OH, BOY.
WITH A BIG TALENT.
HE'S TALKING ABOUT ME.
A GLORIOUS, TOWERING STATUE
OF MY LIKENESS.
IN THEIR BODY?
- OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH!
I DO!
- OOH, REALLY? WHO?
GUESS.
UM... HARRY THE LOBSTER?
NO.
OLD MAN JENKINS?
NO.
- ONE-TWO SALLY?
NO.
MY MOM?
NO.
OF ALL THINGS BRINY!
IT'S ME!
CORRECT.
- OH, THAT'S RIGHT, SQUIDWARD.
IN THE DOODLING DOODLE-DOO.
FOR THOSE WHO CARE,
OF AN ARTISTIC GENIUS.
WORD.
- UNFORTUNATELY,
ANY COMMERCIAL PIECES.
GOOD-BYE.
- HEY, NOW! HOLD ON, MR. SQUIDWARD!
YOU AND I AREN'T THAT DIFFERENT FROM EACH OTHER.
WE BOTH MAKE PRODUCT.
THAT KRABBY PATTIES ARE ART?
YES.
SQUIDWARD, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
EVERY DAY?
- OH, I DON'T KNOW. 12.
- WELL, THAT'S 12 MORE SEEING YOUR ART THAN YESTERDAY.
ALL RIGHT, KRABS.
I'LL DO IT.
ARTISTIC CONTROL.
YOU GOT IT.
LONG AS IT'S DONE BY OPENING TOMORROW.
- YES, TOM— TOMORROW!
AS ADVERTISED.
- I CAN'T MAKE A WORK FOR THE AGES OVERNIGHT.
TO A TICKING CLOCK.
WHEN ART IS GOOD AND READY, SIR.
YOUR CULTURAL IMPORT,
GET IT READY BY 8:00 A.M.
I'LL NEED AN ASSISTANT.
THERE YOU GO.
FINE.
I NEED YOU TO DO, ASSISTANT,
THIS MASTERPIECE.
ANYTHING FOR THE ARTISTE.
- AND DON'T DILLY—
DALLY.
NICE ROCK.
ISN'T IT?
I CAN'T BELIEVE NO ONE WAS USING IT.
boom!
I'M GONNA BE RICH.
I'M GONNA FAMOUS.
- I'M GONNA SQUIDWARD'S ASSISTANT GIANT ROCK FETCHER!
IN STONE.
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
YOU'RE DOING?
I'M... SHY.
I AM POSING YOU.
WAS GOING TO MAKE ITSELF?
DON'T YOU WANT THE MONEY THIS STATUE'S GONNA BRING IN?
LIKE THIS?
NOPE.
- OR THIS? - NOPE.
OH, COME ON, SQUIDWARD.
HMM.
HOLD THAT POSE!
DON'T MOVE A MUSCLE.
HAVE TO STAY LIKE THIS?
AS LONG AS IT TAKES.
bang!
- COME ON, SQUIDWARD. I'M ABOUT TO GIVE OUT.
ALL DONE.
snap!
- OKAY! LET'S SEE IT!
MAKE SURE YOU WEAR SUNGLASSES,
BY MY GENIUS.
- YEAH, YEAH. JUST SHOW ME.
VOILA!
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO BE?
THIS IS A MASTERPIECE.
- I DON'T HAVE A MOUTH IN MY STOMACH!
- IT REPRESENTS THE GAPING,
IT CREATES WITHIN US ALL.
I CALL IT OPPRESSION.
WHATEVER THAT MEANS.
FOR KIDS TO PLAY ON?
- THIS IS ART, NOT A SWING SET!
- WELL,
THE GENERAL PUBLIC USE IT.
SPONGEBOB!
REPORTING FOR DUTY, SIR.
- I'M GONNA NEED YOU
ON THIS HERE DOOHICKEY THING.
IT IS NOT A DOOHICKEY.
IT'S ART!
- I READ YOU LOUD AND CLEAR, CAP'N.
LOUD AND CLEAR.
WHEE, WHEE!
crash!
WOW. THIS IS HEAVY.
SQUIDWARD!
I CAN'T LET CHILDREN PLAY ON THAT-THAT-THAT WEAPON!
I'M GONNA GET MY PANTS SUED OFF!
WHAT?
YOU WANTED A PIECE OF ART, AND THAT'S WHAT YOU GOT.
OH, IT'S A PIECE, ALL RIGHT.
A PIECE OF JUNK!
- MR. KRABS, IF I MAY BE ALLOWED TO FLOAT AN IDEA?
DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING?
DO I HAVE TO STAY LIKE THIS?
TO SELL THIS MANY PATTIES.
ding!
OH...
REALLY GOOD, SIR.
YOU'RE GOLDEN.
HUH?
bang!
WHOA!
TOO HARD?
MAYBE.
OR MAYBE IT'S THEM.
- HUH, I'VE NEVER SEEN THOSE GUYS AROUND BEFORE.
- EW! WE'RE ALL COVERED IN SLIME!
NOT TO WORRY, PATRICK.
I AM A SPONGE AFTER ALL.
slurp!
HOLD STILL.
UM, YOU'RE LEAKING.
- OH, PATRICK, DO YOU MIND?
I'VE GOT TO WRING MYSELF OUT.
SAY NO MORE.
OH, WE HAVE TO WARN
ABOUT THOSE CREATURES.
WHELKS!
chomp!
- OH, MY! WHAT DO WE DO?
splat!
WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS?
SEA WHELKS!
AND ARE ON THE ATTACK,
WITH PURPLE SLIME.
chomp!
LUCKILY, THE BIKINI BOTTOM NEWSROOM IS PERFECTLY SAFE.
SIGNING OFF.
WHELKS!
I'M NOT AFRAID OF SOME GOOFY OLD SEA SNAIL.
HEY, GARY.
HELLO.
GARY CAN BE A LITTLE CREEPY.
WELL, I'M NOT AFRAID OF THEM.
WATCH THIS.
OH, HOLD ON A SECOND.
AH.
HOW'D IT GO?
- CAN'T TALK! RUNNING!
- OH-HO-HO!
LET US IN! LET US IN!
- LET US IN! LET US IN!
SQUIDWARD, PLEASE, LET US IN!
OH.
MR. KRABS!
- MR. KRABS, RAVENOUS, GIANT SEA WHELKS ARE COMING!
BUT NOT REALLY,
AND THEY SPIT PURPLE SLIME,
AND THEY'RE EATING EVERYONE.
ME AND PATRICK,
BUT WE RAN AND RAN.
AND THEN WE GOT AWAY.
RAVENOUS...
THAT MEANS HUNGRY!
KRABBY PATTIES!
GET YOUR KRABBY PATTIES!
TRY A NICE, HOT KRABBY PATTY,
ONLY $3.99 EACH.
THAT'LL BE $54.95.
splat!
DON'T CARE FOR KRABBY PATTIES, HUH?
WELL, MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE ON THE MENU YOU'D LIKE.
PATRICK, USE YOUR WORDS.
YEP, THAT'S ONE BIG MAMA.
WELCOME TO THE KRUSTY KRAB!
- UH, YOU SEEM LIKE A MOLLUSK OF DISCERNING TASTES.
IN A SIDE OF KELP FRIES?
I'M NOT ON THE MENU!
- SQUIDWARD, IT SWALLOWED MR. KRABS!
AND THIS AFFECTS ME HOW?
WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
- SANDY! - SANDY, SANDY, SANDY!
- LET US IN, SANDY! - OH, SANDY!
LET US IN, SANDY!
WHO IS IT?
SANDY, LET US IN!
YOU'RE NOT WHELKS IN DISGUISE?
WE'RE NOT WHELKS!
WE PROMISE!
LET US IN!
- WHAT'S YOUR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME?
UH, BUBBLEBOTTOM!
- PATRICK, WHAT'S YOUR FIRST NAME?
IS THIS A TRICK QUESTION?
OH...
YOU'RE IN.
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
TO THAT QUESTION.
OR THE ACTION-PACKED ANSWER?
- ACTION-PACKED, PLEASE.
YES!
OF THEIR SLIME!
IF I CAN ANALYZE IT...
I MAY BE ABLE TO DEDUCE...
HI-YAH!
THEIR AGGRESSIVE BEHAVIOR.
AND MAYBE WE CAN STOP THEM.
HMM...
OH, NO!
COME ON, GUYS.
FOLLOW ME.
chomp!
- I GUESS THIS IS IT, PATRICK.
YOU GUYS GO.
I'LL HOLD THEM OFF.
AND IF I FAIL,
WILL DELAY THE INENIMABLE.
- I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT, PATRICK!
I'LL BE THE ONE TO LAY DOWN MY LIFE.
OKAY, YOU GO!
- NO. I'LL GO.
THE WHELKS DON'T SEEM
CRITTERS!
PATRICK, LOOK AT THAT!
THE KRUSTY KRAB!
THE GANG'S ALL HERE!
WE'RE CLOSED.
COME BACK TOMORROW.
HMM.
HEY, SPONGEBOB, LEND ME YOUR CORNEAS A SECOND.
YOU TOO, PATRICK.
UH, OKAY.
WELL, GOLLY.
NO WONDER THEY'RE ALL GRUMPY.
THEM WHELKS ARE FULL OF GERMS.
WHY, THEY'RE SICKER THAN A BULL WITH THE SQUIRREL POX.
I KNOW JUST WHAT TO DO.
AFTER ALL, I'VE HAD THE SUDS.
THE WHELK SNOT,
AND THEY'LL RETURN TO NORMAL.
- NOW LET'S GET THE REST OF YOU CLEANED UP.
BLAH...
AW, CUTE.
- OH! - UH!
thud!
'SCUSE ME.
GESUNDHEIT.
YOU DID IT, BOY!
THEY HAD THE SNIFFLES?
IT'S IN HIS EYE!
OH, THAT'S HILARIOUS.
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