1 00:00:01,372 --> 00:00:03,580 - IT'S COMING UP ON THAT TIME AGAIN. 2 00:00:03,580 --> 00:00:05,663 OKAY, BOY, FIRE HER UP. 3 00:00:05,663 --> 00:00:07,539 WITH PLEASURE, MR. KRABS. 4 00:00:15,163 --> 00:00:17,330 OF THE JOB. 5 00:00:17,330 --> 00:00:19,455 DON'T FORGET THE CHEESE. 6 00:00:19,455 --> 00:00:24,163 THIS PART AIN'T BAD EITHER. 7 00:00:28,122 --> 00:00:29,497 LOOKS GOOD, KIDDO. 8 00:00:29,497 --> 00:00:31,122 YOU WANT TO DO THE HONORS? 9 00:00:31,122 --> 00:00:33,247 YOU DON'T MEAN... 10 00:00:33,247 --> 00:00:34,746 OH, I MEAN. 11 00:00:34,746 --> 00:00:37,163 - THANK YOU, MR. KRABS. THANK YOU. 12 00:00:39,663 --> 00:00:40,663 WHAT ARE YOU GOING ON ABOUT? 13 00:00:40,663 --> 00:00:42,663 EVERY DAY. 14 00:00:48,663 --> 00:00:50,830 - AS I DON THE CEREMONIAL WHITE GLOVES, 15 00:00:52,871 --> 00:00:54,997 AND NOW DEEM THE KRUSTY KRAB... 16 00:00:54,997 --> 00:00:57,205 OPEN! 17 00:00:57,205 --> 00:00:58,955 PATRONS, SPRING FORTH. 18 00:00:58,955 --> 00:01:02,038 WILL NOW SEAT YOU. 19 00:01:03,247 --> 00:01:05,663 - ALL RIGHT, YOU LANDLUBBERS, GET THE— 20 00:01:06,788 --> 00:01:08,122 NEPTUNE'S JEWELS. 21 00:01:08,122 --> 00:01:09,746 WHERE ARE ME CUSTOMERS? 22 00:01:09,746 --> 00:01:12,663 WAS ABOUT TO GO TRIPLE PLATINUM. 23 00:01:12,663 --> 00:01:13,663 SQUIDWARD! 24 00:01:13,663 --> 00:01:14,871 SQUIDWARD? 25 00:01:14,871 --> 00:01:16,455 SQUIDWARD! 26 00:01:16,455 --> 00:01:17,955 - NO NEED TO SHOUT, MR. KRABS. 27 00:01:17,955 --> 00:01:19,122 HE'S RIGHT HERE, 28 00:01:19,122 --> 00:01:20,788 HIS FAVORITE SOAP, 29 00:01:20,788 --> 00:01:22,205 AS THE TIDE TURNS. 30 00:01:22,205 --> 00:01:23,539 SHUT IT, SPONGEBOB. 31 00:01:23,539 --> 00:01:25,414 TO REVEAL HIS SECRET. 32 00:01:25,414 --> 00:01:26,997 YOU UNDERSTAND? 33 00:01:26,997 --> 00:01:29,913 THEM GUPPIES, THEM'S MY CHILDREN. 34 00:01:29,913 --> 00:01:31,080 I KNEW IT! 35 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:33,205 HAVEN'T NOTICED, 36 00:01:33,205 --> 00:01:35,080 WE GOT NO CUSTOMERS! 37 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:36,663 AND WE'RE NOT GONNA 38 00:01:36,663 --> 00:01:39,372 SIT AROUND THE TV ALL DAY. 39 00:01:39,372 --> 00:01:40,997 - COCK-A-DOODLE-YUM! 40 00:01:43,372 --> 00:01:45,830 IN THE SEA. 41 00:01:45,830 --> 00:01:46,788 whoosh! 42 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:50,205 "BEST RESTAURANT IN THE SEA"? 43 00:01:50,205 --> 00:01:52,205 THE SEA CHICKEN SHACK! 44 00:01:52,205 --> 00:01:54,497 SAY, MR. SEA CHICKEN, 45 00:01:54,497 --> 00:01:56,913 HOW'S THE FLAVOR OF THAT ZESTY SEA CHICKEN SANDWICH? 46 00:01:56,913 --> 00:01:59,330 - IT'S IM-PECK-ABLE. 47 00:02:00,663 --> 00:02:03,247 TO MY SEA CHICKEN SHACK, 48 00:02:03,247 --> 00:02:05,372 AND DON'T FORGET THE KIDS! 49 00:02:07,955 --> 00:02:09,663 BLIMEY. 50 00:02:09,663 --> 00:02:12,289 THIS IS THE FIRST I'VE HEARD OF THIS MR. SEA CHICKEN. 51 00:02:12,289 --> 00:02:14,871 THERE GOES ME MONOPOLY. 52 00:02:14,871 --> 00:02:18,455 ME LOYAL CUSTOMERS AWAY SO FAST? 53 00:02:18,455 --> 00:02:20,038 SPONGEBOB, I NEED YOU 54 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:23,497 AND SEE WHAT'S COOKING. 55 00:02:23,497 --> 00:02:26,163 UNDERCOVER? 56 00:02:26,163 --> 00:02:28,122 - UH, THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY, BOY. 57 00:02:28,122 --> 00:02:29,663 JUST LOOK AROUND, 58 00:02:29,663 --> 00:02:31,455 SEE HOW HE'S ROPING IN ALL THESE CUSTOMERS. 59 00:02:31,455 --> 00:02:32,663 UNDERSTOOD, MR. KRABS. 60 00:02:33,913 --> 00:02:36,372 MY NEW ARMPIT SPY CAM, HUH? 61 00:02:36,372 --> 00:02:37,539 HUH? 62 00:02:37,539 --> 00:02:39,455 - SPONGEBOB, I DON'T NEED A SPY. 63 00:02:39,455 --> 00:02:41,122 OH, AND CHECK THIS OUT, 64 00:02:41,122 --> 00:02:43,539 A SPECIAL SPY PEN. 65 00:02:43,539 --> 00:02:45,205 A REGULAR PEN, RIGHT? 66 00:02:45,205 --> 00:02:46,705 SEE, SEE, SEE, SEE, SEE? 67 00:02:46,705 --> 00:02:47,788 SEE? JUST A PEN, RIGHT? 68 00:02:47,788 --> 00:02:48,830 SEE? 69 00:02:48,830 --> 00:02:49,830 RIGHT. 70 00:02:49,830 --> 00:02:50,997 WELL, YOU'D BE MISTAKEN, SIR. 71 00:02:50,997 --> 00:02:55,830 IS ALSO A PENCIL. 72 00:02:55,830 --> 00:02:57,455 HMM? 73 00:02:57,455 --> 00:03:00,414 SPY STUFF, HUH, MR. KRABS? 74 00:03:00,414 --> 00:03:02,663 BOY, STOP THIS NONSENSE. 75 00:03:02,663 --> 00:03:03,663 YOU'RE RIGHT, SIR. 76 00:03:05,163 --> 00:03:08,372 IN THE UNDERCOVER ARTS? 77 00:03:08,372 --> 00:03:10,038 I BLEND IN WITH THE COMMON MAN. 78 00:03:10,038 --> 00:03:13,163 THEN LIKE A WHISPER, I AM GONE. 79 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:16,830 TO BIG RED, 80 00:03:16,830 --> 00:03:17,997 COME IN, BIG RED. 81 00:03:17,997 --> 00:03:20,414 WHAT YOU SEE, SPONGEBOB. 82 00:03:20,414 --> 00:03:23,205 - I AM INSIDE. REPEAT, I AM INSIDE. 83 00:03:23,205 --> 00:03:24,788 TO REPORT SO FAR. 84 00:03:24,788 --> 00:03:26,289 IN FACT, IT'S KIND OF DUMPY. 85 00:03:26,289 --> 00:03:29,038 AND CUSTOMER SAFETY... 86 00:03:29,038 --> 00:03:29,997 A LITTLE LAX. 87 00:03:31,205 --> 00:03:32,746 AND IT SMELLS IN HERE, 88 00:03:32,746 --> 00:03:34,705 AFTER RUNNING A MARATHON. 89 00:03:34,705 --> 00:03:37,788 - OH, SO IT'S A CRIME NOW TO EXERCISE? 90 00:03:37,788 --> 00:03:39,372 WHAT ABOUT THE FOOD? 91 00:03:39,372 --> 00:03:41,122 RIGHT NOW, 92 00:03:41,122 --> 00:03:43,955 AND I'LL REPORT BACK ONCE I HAVE OBTAINED SAMPLE. 93 00:03:43,955 --> 00:03:45,663 NEXT. 94 00:03:45,663 --> 00:03:47,663 - I'LL HAVE ONE OF YOUR FINEST SANDWICHES, PLEASE. 95 00:03:47,663 --> 00:03:49,913 - I'M AFRAID I CAN'T DO THAT, SIR. 96 00:03:49,913 --> 00:03:53,330 PLEASE, REFER TO OUR POLICY REGARDING DRESS. 97 00:03:53,330 --> 00:03:57,038 - "HEADBANDS EQUAL NO SERVICE." 98 00:03:57,038 --> 00:03:58,247 BARNACLES! 99 00:03:58,247 --> 00:03:59,414 MY DISGUISE'S ONLY WEAKNESS. 100 00:03:59,414 --> 00:04:01,122 WHOA! MAYDAY, BIG RED! 101 00:04:01,122 --> 00:04:02,913 ESTABLISHED. 102 00:04:02,913 --> 00:04:05,539 MISSION ABORT. 103 00:04:05,539 --> 00:04:06,746 TO BIG RED, 104 00:04:06,746 --> 00:04:08,705 ANY INTEL. 105 00:04:08,705 --> 00:04:11,414 AND JUST TELL ME, 106 00:04:11,414 --> 00:04:15,080 ABOUT THE SEA CHICKEN SHACK? 107 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:17,330 DILAPIDATION, NOT REALLY. 108 00:04:17,330 --> 00:04:19,705 - WHAT YOU'RE DESCRIBING IS AN ABSOLUTE DUMP. 109 00:04:21,746 --> 00:04:25,080 ME CUSTOMERS IN ANY WAY? 110 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:26,163 NO. 111 00:04:26,163 --> 00:04:27,788 GREAT BARRIER REEF! 112 00:04:27,788 --> 00:04:29,205 - WHAT IS IT, MAN? WHAT DO YOU SEE? 113 00:04:30,830 --> 00:04:33,788 DEPICTING MR. SEA CHICKEN IN ALL HIS GLORY. 114 00:04:33,788 --> 00:04:34,997 A STATUE? 115 00:04:34,997 --> 00:04:36,539 STEAL ME CUSTOMERS? 116 00:04:37,663 --> 00:04:40,122 SPONGEBOB? 117 00:04:44,997 --> 00:04:46,247 OF COURSE. 118 00:04:46,247 --> 00:04:50,830 MR. SEA CHICKEN, YOU MAD TRICKSTER, YOU. 119 00:04:50,830 --> 00:04:52,330 CATER TO THE KIDS, 120 00:04:52,330 --> 00:04:55,414 AND THE PARENTS WILL FOLLOW. 121 00:04:55,414 --> 00:04:57,163 BOYS, WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME. 122 00:04:57,163 --> 00:04:59,122 SO I'M GONNA MAKE THIS SHORT AND SWEET. 123 00:04:59,122 --> 00:05:01,372 I NEED AN ARTIST, 124 00:05:01,372 --> 00:05:02,414 SOMEONE WITH A VISION. 125 00:05:02,414 --> 00:05:03,663 OH, BOY. 126 00:05:03,663 --> 00:05:06,205 WITH A BIG TALENT. 127 00:05:06,205 --> 00:05:07,705 HE'S TALKING ABOUT ME. 128 00:05:07,705 --> 00:05:11,038 A GLORIOUS, TOWERING STATUE 129 00:05:11,038 --> 00:05:13,497 OF MY LIKENESS. 130 00:05:14,830 --> 00:05:17,163 IN THEIR BODY? 131 00:05:17,163 --> 00:05:18,663 - OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH! 132 00:05:18,663 --> 00:05:21,497 I DO! 133 00:05:21,497 --> 00:05:23,830 - OOH, REALLY? WHO? 134 00:05:23,830 --> 00:05:24,788 GUESS. 135 00:05:24,788 --> 00:05:26,163 UM... HARRY THE LOBSTER? 136 00:05:26,163 --> 00:05:27,330 NO. 137 00:05:27,330 --> 00:05:28,330 OLD MAN JENKINS? 138 00:05:28,330 --> 00:05:29,372 NO. 139 00:05:30,663 --> 00:05:31,539 - ONE-TWO SALLY? 140 00:05:31,539 --> 00:05:32,746 NO. 141 00:05:32,746 --> 00:05:33,746 MY MOM? 142 00:05:33,746 --> 00:05:34,871 NO. 143 00:05:34,871 --> 00:05:36,080 OF ALL THINGS BRINY! 144 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:38,372 IT'S ME! 145 00:05:38,372 --> 00:05:39,497 CORRECT. 146 00:05:39,497 --> 00:05:42,163 - OH, THAT'S RIGHT, SQUIDWARD. 147 00:05:42,163 --> 00:05:46,247 IN THE DOODLING DOODLE-DOO. 148 00:05:46,247 --> 00:05:47,663 FOR THOSE WHO CARE, 149 00:05:47,663 --> 00:05:50,871 OF AN ARTISTIC GENIUS. 150 00:05:50,871 --> 00:05:51,913 WORD. 151 00:05:51,913 --> 00:05:53,497 - UNFORTUNATELY, 152 00:05:53,497 --> 00:05:56,080 ANY COMMERCIAL PIECES. 153 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:57,455 GOOD-BYE. 154 00:05:57,455 --> 00:05:59,705 - HEY, NOW! HOLD ON, MR. SQUIDWARD! 155 00:05:59,705 --> 00:06:02,122 YOU AND I AREN'T THAT DIFFERENT FROM EACH OTHER. 156 00:06:02,122 --> 00:06:04,038 WE BOTH MAKE PRODUCT. 157 00:06:04,038 --> 00:06:07,163 THAT KRABBY PATTIES ARE ART? 158 00:06:07,163 --> 00:06:08,746 YES. 159 00:06:08,746 --> 00:06:10,955 SQUIDWARD, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA 160 00:06:10,955 --> 00:06:13,289 EVERY DAY? 161 00:06:13,289 --> 00:06:15,247 - OH, I DON'T KNOW. 12. 162 00:06:15,247 --> 00:06:19,247 - WELL, THAT'S 12 MORE SEEING YOUR ART THAN YESTERDAY. 163 00:06:19,247 --> 00:06:22,038 ALL RIGHT, KRABS. 164 00:06:22,038 --> 00:06:23,663 I'LL DO IT. 165 00:06:23,663 --> 00:06:26,455 ARTISTIC CONTROL. 166 00:06:26,455 --> 00:06:27,705 YOU GOT IT. 167 00:06:27,705 --> 00:06:29,705 LONG AS IT'S DONE BY OPENING TOMORROW. 168 00:06:29,705 --> 00:06:30,746 - YES, TOM— TOMORROW! 169 00:06:30,746 --> 00:06:32,080 AS ADVERTISED. 170 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:34,663 - I CAN'T MAKE A WORK FOR THE AGES OVERNIGHT. 171 00:06:34,663 --> 00:06:37,746 TO A TICKING CLOCK. 172 00:06:37,746 --> 00:06:41,205 WHEN ART IS GOOD AND READY, SIR. 173 00:06:42,663 --> 00:06:44,788 YOUR CULTURAL IMPORT, 174 00:06:44,788 --> 00:06:48,330 GET IT READY BY 8:00 A.M. 175 00:06:48,330 --> 00:06:50,038 I'LL NEED AN ASSISTANT. 176 00:06:50,038 --> 00:06:51,830 THERE YOU GO. 177 00:06:51,830 --> 00:06:53,080 FINE. 178 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:55,663 I NEED YOU TO DO, ASSISTANT, 179 00:06:57,663 --> 00:07:00,330 THIS MASTERPIECE. 180 00:07:00,330 --> 00:07:02,122 ANYTHING FOR THE ARTISTE. 181 00:07:02,122 --> 00:07:04,330 - AND DON'T DILLY— 182 00:07:04,330 --> 00:07:06,205 DALLY. 183 00:07:06,205 --> 00:07:07,163 NICE ROCK. 184 00:07:07,163 --> 00:07:08,663 ISN'T IT? 185 00:07:08,663 --> 00:07:10,955 I CAN'T BELIEVE NO ONE WAS USING IT. 186 00:07:11,871 --> 00:07:13,205 boom! 187 00:07:13,205 --> 00:07:14,997 I'M GONNA BE RICH. 188 00:07:14,997 --> 00:07:16,663 I'M GONNA FAMOUS. 189 00:07:16,663 --> 00:07:21,038 - I'M GONNA SQUIDWARD'S ASSISTANT GIANT ROCK FETCHER! 190 00:07:21,038 --> 00:07:23,289 IN STONE. 191 00:07:23,289 --> 00:07:25,955 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. 192 00:07:25,955 --> 00:07:27,414 YOU'RE DOING? 193 00:07:27,414 --> 00:07:30,539 I'M... SHY. 194 00:07:30,539 --> 00:07:32,080 I AM POSING YOU. 195 00:07:32,080 --> 00:07:34,663 WAS GOING TO MAKE ITSELF? 196 00:07:34,663 --> 00:07:37,997 DON'T YOU WANT THE MONEY THIS STATUE'S GONNA BRING IN? 197 00:07:37,997 --> 00:07:38,871 LIKE THIS? 198 00:07:38,871 --> 00:07:39,997 NOPE. 199 00:07:39,997 --> 00:07:40,997 - OR THIS? - NOPE. 200 00:07:40,997 --> 00:07:41,997 - OR THIS? - NOPE. 201 00:07:41,997 --> 00:07:43,247 - OR THIS? - NOPE. 202 00:07:43,247 --> 00:07:44,746 OH, COME ON, SQUIDWARD. 203 00:07:46,788 --> 00:07:47,746 HMM. 204 00:07:48,788 --> 00:07:50,122 HOLD THAT POSE! 205 00:07:50,122 --> 00:07:51,663 DON'T MOVE A MUSCLE. 206 00:07:52,955 --> 00:07:55,330 HAVE TO STAY LIKE THIS? 207 00:07:55,330 --> 00:07:57,455 AS LONG AS IT TAKES. 208 00:08:21,372 --> 00:08:24,663 bang! 209 00:08:54,205 --> 00:08:56,663 - COME ON, SQUIDWARD. I'M ABOUT TO GIVE OUT. 210 00:08:56,663 --> 00:08:58,205 ALL DONE. 211 00:08:59,289 --> 00:09:01,289 snap! 212 00:09:01,289 --> 00:09:03,830 - OKAY! LET'S SEE IT! 213 00:09:03,830 --> 00:09:05,330 MAKE SURE YOU WEAR SUNGLASSES, 214 00:09:05,330 --> 00:09:08,330 BY MY GENIUS. 215 00:09:08,330 --> 00:09:09,913 - YEAH, YEAH. JUST SHOW ME. 216 00:09:09,913 --> 00:09:11,663 VOILA! 217 00:09:21,122 --> 00:09:22,497 WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO BE? 218 00:09:22,497 --> 00:09:24,871 THIS IS A MASTERPIECE. 219 00:09:24,871 --> 00:09:27,163 - I DON'T HAVE A MOUTH IN MY STOMACH! 220 00:09:27,163 --> 00:09:31,580 - IT REPRESENTS THE GAPING, 221 00:09:31,580 --> 00:09:34,913 IT CREATES WITHIN US ALL. 222 00:09:34,913 --> 00:09:37,122 I CALL IT OPPRESSION. 223 00:09:37,122 --> 00:09:39,038 WHATEVER THAT MEANS. 224 00:09:39,038 --> 00:09:40,997 FOR KIDS TO PLAY ON? 225 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:43,746 - THIS IS ART, NOT A SWING SET! 226 00:09:43,746 --> 00:09:45,330 - WELL, 227 00:09:45,330 --> 00:09:46,955 THE GENERAL PUBLIC USE IT. 228 00:09:46,955 --> 00:09:48,289 SPONGEBOB! 229 00:09:48,289 --> 00:09:49,621 REPORTING FOR DUTY, SIR. 230 00:09:49,621 --> 00:09:51,497 - I'M GONNA NEED YOU 231 00:09:51,497 --> 00:09:54,205 ON THIS HERE DOOHICKEY THING. 232 00:09:54,205 --> 00:09:56,414 IT IS NOT A DOOHICKEY. 233 00:09:56,414 --> 00:09:57,663 IT'S ART! 234 00:09:57,663 --> 00:10:00,038 - I READ YOU LOUD AND CLEAR, CAP'N. 235 00:10:00,038 --> 00:10:01,830 LOUD AND CLEAR. 236 00:10:07,247 --> 00:10:08,871 WHEE, WHEE! 237 00:10:08,871 --> 00:10:10,997 crash! 238 00:10:10,997 --> 00:10:12,746 WOW. THIS IS HEAVY. 239 00:10:12,746 --> 00:10:14,289 SQUIDWARD! 240 00:10:14,289 --> 00:10:17,663 I CAN'T LET CHILDREN PLAY ON THAT-THAT-THAT WEAPON! 241 00:10:17,663 --> 00:10:19,414 I'M GONNA GET MY PANTS SUED OFF! 242 00:10:19,414 --> 00:10:20,913 WHAT? 243 00:10:20,913 --> 00:10:22,663 YOU WANTED A PIECE OF ART, AND THAT'S WHAT YOU GOT. 244 00:10:22,663 --> 00:10:24,746 OH, IT'S A PIECE, ALL RIGHT. 245 00:10:24,746 --> 00:10:26,705 A PIECE OF JUNK! 246 00:10:26,705 --> 00:10:29,122 - MR. KRABS, IF I MAY BE ALLOWED TO FLOAT AN IDEA? 247 00:10:29,122 --> 00:10:31,038 DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING? 248 00:10:33,705 --> 00:10:36,997 DO I HAVE TO STAY LIKE THIS? 249 00:10:36,997 --> 00:10:39,871 TO SELL THIS MANY PATTIES. 250 00:10:39,871 --> 00:10:40,871 ding! 251 00:10:40,871 --> 00:10:42,080 OH... 252 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:44,497 REALLY GOOD, SIR. 253 00:10:44,497 --> 00:10:45,955 YOU'RE GOLDEN. 254 00:11:07,163 --> 00:11:08,788 HUH? 255 00:11:44,997 --> 00:11:46,205 bang! 256 00:11:51,871 --> 00:11:53,122 WHOA! 257 00:11:54,455 --> 00:11:55,663 TOO HARD? 258 00:11:55,663 --> 00:11:56,997 MAYBE. 259 00:11:56,997 --> 00:11:59,372 OR MAYBE IT'S THEM. 260 00:12:01,455 --> 00:12:03,330 - HUH, I'VE NEVER SEEN THOSE GUYS AROUND BEFORE. 261 00:12:18,330 --> 00:12:21,205 - EW! WE'RE ALL COVERED IN SLIME! 262 00:12:21,205 --> 00:12:22,205 NOT TO WORRY, PATRICK. 263 00:12:22,205 --> 00:12:24,414 I AM A SPONGE AFTER ALL. 264 00:12:24,414 --> 00:12:27,330 slurp! 265 00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:29,788 HOLD STILL. 266 00:12:34,038 --> 00:12:36,205 UM, YOU'RE LEAKING. 267 00:12:36,205 --> 00:12:38,038 - OH, PATRICK, DO YOU MIND? 268 00:12:38,038 --> 00:12:39,455 I'VE GOT TO WRING MYSELF OUT. 269 00:12:39,455 --> 00:12:41,663 SAY NO MORE. 270 00:12:47,539 --> 00:12:49,788 OH, WE HAVE TO WARN 271 00:12:49,788 --> 00:12:51,163 ABOUT THOSE CREATURES. 272 00:12:53,539 --> 00:12:55,705 WHELKS! 273 00:13:21,330 --> 00:13:23,705 chomp! 274 00:13:29,871 --> 00:13:32,330 - OH, MY! WHAT DO WE DO? 275 00:13:35,871 --> 00:13:36,955 splat! 276 00:13:36,955 --> 00:13:38,497 WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS? 277 00:13:38,497 --> 00:13:39,830 SEA WHELKS! 278 00:13:41,830 --> 00:13:44,330 AND ARE ON THE ATTACK, 279 00:13:46,330 --> 00:13:48,788 WITH PURPLE SLIME. 280 00:13:48,788 --> 00:13:51,122 chomp! 281 00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:54,330 LUCKILY, THE BIKINI BOTTOM NEWSROOM IS PERFECTLY SAFE. 282 00:13:54,330 --> 00:13:56,955 SIGNING OFF. 283 00:13:56,955 --> 00:13:58,289 WHELKS! 284 00:13:58,289 --> 00:14:00,663 I'M NOT AFRAID OF SOME GOOFY OLD SEA SNAIL. 285 00:14:02,788 --> 00:14:04,247 HEY, GARY. 286 00:14:04,247 --> 00:14:05,830 HELLO. 287 00:14:05,830 --> 00:14:07,414 GARY CAN BE A LITTLE CREEPY. 288 00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:08,997 WELL, I'M NOT AFRAID OF THEM. 289 00:14:08,997 --> 00:14:10,205 WATCH THIS. 290 00:14:25,455 --> 00:14:29,455 OH, HOLD ON A SECOND. 291 00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:34,289 AH. 292 00:14:48,705 --> 00:14:49,663 HOW'D IT GO? 293 00:14:49,663 --> 00:14:50,955 - CAN'T TALK! RUNNING! 294 00:14:50,955 --> 00:14:52,163 - OH-HO-HO! 295 00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:57,289 LET US IN! LET US IN! 296 00:14:57,289 --> 00:14:58,372 - LET US IN! LET US IN! 297 00:14:58,372 --> 00:15:01,955 SQUIDWARD, PLEASE, LET US IN! 298 00:15:01,955 --> 00:15:03,663 OH. 299 00:15:03,663 --> 00:15:06,497 MR. KRABS! 300 00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:17,330 - MR. KRABS, RAVENOUS, GIANT SEA WHELKS ARE COMING! 301 00:15:17,330 --> 00:15:19,330 BUT NOT REALLY, 302 00:15:19,330 --> 00:15:21,122 AND THEY SPIT PURPLE SLIME, 303 00:15:21,122 --> 00:15:22,497 AND THEY'RE EATING EVERYONE. 304 00:15:22,497 --> 00:15:23,955 ME AND PATRICK, 305 00:15:23,955 --> 00:15:24,955 BUT WE RAN AND RAN. 306 00:15:24,955 --> 00:15:26,122 AND THEN WE GOT AWAY. 307 00:15:26,122 --> 00:15:27,663 RAVENOUS... 308 00:15:27,663 --> 00:15:29,080 THAT MEANS HUNGRY! 309 00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:34,663 KRABBY PATTIES! 310 00:15:34,663 --> 00:15:36,663 GET YOUR KRABBY PATTIES! 311 00:15:36,663 --> 00:15:39,038 TRY A NICE, HOT KRABBY PATTY, 312 00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:40,955 ONLY $3.99 EACH. 313 00:15:44,247 --> 00:15:46,455 THAT'LL BE $54.95. 314 00:15:46,455 --> 00:15:47,663 splat! 315 00:15:47,663 --> 00:15:50,372 DON'T CARE FOR KRABBY PATTIES, HUH? 316 00:15:50,372 --> 00:15:53,122 WELL, MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE ON THE MENU YOU'D LIKE. 317 00:16:10,663 --> 00:16:13,038 PATRICK, USE YOUR WORDS. 318 00:16:15,955 --> 00:16:18,955 YEP, THAT'S ONE BIG MAMA. 319 00:16:28,163 --> 00:16:30,205 WELCOME TO THE KRUSTY KRAB! 320 00:16:31,913 --> 00:16:35,705 - UH, YOU SEEM LIKE A MOLLUSK OF DISCERNING TASTES. 321 00:16:35,705 --> 00:16:37,997 IN A SIDE OF KELP FRIES? 322 00:16:40,414 --> 00:16:43,913 I'M NOT ON THE MENU! 323 00:16:43,913 --> 00:16:47,289 - SQUIDWARD, IT SWALLOWED MR. KRABS! 324 00:16:47,289 --> 00:16:49,080 AND THIS AFFECTS ME HOW? 325 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:55,122 WHAT DO WE DO NOW? 326 00:17:08,414 --> 00:17:10,372 - SANDY! - SANDY, SANDY, SANDY! 327 00:17:10,372 --> 00:17:12,205 - LET US IN, SANDY! - OH, SANDY! 328 00:17:12,205 --> 00:17:14,913 LET US IN, SANDY! 329 00:17:23,455 --> 00:17:26,705 WHO IS IT? 330 00:17:26,705 --> 00:17:28,663 SANDY, LET US IN! 331 00:17:30,122 --> 00:17:32,997 YOU'RE NOT WHELKS IN DISGUISE? 332 00:17:32,997 --> 00:17:34,038 WE'RE NOT WHELKS! 333 00:17:34,038 --> 00:17:35,038 WE PROMISE! 334 00:17:35,038 --> 00:17:36,788 LET US IN! 335 00:17:39,038 --> 00:17:40,663 - WHAT'S YOUR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME? 336 00:17:40,663 --> 00:17:41,746 UH, BUBBLEBOTTOM! 337 00:17:41,746 --> 00:17:43,497 - PATRICK, WHAT'S YOUR FIRST NAME? 338 00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:45,539 IS THIS A TRICK QUESTION? 339 00:17:45,539 --> 00:17:46,997 OH... 340 00:17:46,997 --> 00:17:48,955 YOU'RE IN. 341 00:17:54,289 --> 00:17:55,663 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 342 00:17:55,663 --> 00:17:57,372 TO THAT QUESTION. 343 00:17:59,122 --> 00:18:02,663 OR THE ACTION-PACKED ANSWER? 344 00:18:02,663 --> 00:18:03,746 - ACTION-PACKED, PLEASE. 345 00:18:03,746 --> 00:18:05,080 YES! 346 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:08,871 OF THEIR SLIME! 347 00:18:09,871 --> 00:18:11,330 IF I CAN ANALYZE IT... 348 00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:16,080 I MAY BE ABLE TO DEDUCE... 349 00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:17,663 HI-YAH! 350 00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:20,414 THEIR AGGRESSIVE BEHAVIOR. 351 00:18:20,414 --> 00:18:22,663 AND MAYBE WE CAN STOP THEM. 352 00:18:22,663 --> 00:18:25,372 HMM... 353 00:18:27,913 --> 00:18:29,122 OH, NO! 354 00:18:57,497 --> 00:18:58,497 COME ON, GUYS. 355 00:18:58,497 --> 00:18:59,663 FOLLOW ME. 356 00:18:59,663 --> 00:19:01,663 chomp! 357 00:19:01,663 --> 00:19:03,080 - I GUESS THIS IS IT, PATRICK. 358 00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:04,663 YOU GUYS GO. 359 00:19:04,663 --> 00:19:06,080 I'LL HOLD THEM OFF. 360 00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:08,746 AND IF I FAIL, 361 00:19:08,746 --> 00:19:11,539 WILL DELAY THE INENIMABLE. 362 00:19:11,539 --> 00:19:13,372 - I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT, PATRICK! 363 00:19:13,372 --> 00:19:14,871 I'LL BE THE ONE TO LAY DOWN MY LIFE. 364 00:19:14,871 --> 00:19:16,163 OKAY, YOU GO! 365 00:19:16,163 --> 00:19:17,913 - NO. I'LL GO. 366 00:19:17,913 --> 00:19:19,997 THE WHELKS DON'T SEEM 367 00:19:19,997 --> 00:19:22,580 CRITTERS! 368 00:19:44,289 --> 00:19:45,913 PATRICK, LOOK AT THAT! 369 00:19:45,913 --> 00:19:49,955 THE KRUSTY KRAB! 370 00:19:52,289 --> 00:19:54,080 THE GANG'S ALL HERE! 371 00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:55,080 WE'RE CLOSED. 372 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:56,830 COME BACK TOMORROW. 373 00:19:56,830 --> 00:19:58,163 HMM. 374 00:19:58,163 --> 00:20:00,705 HEY, SPONGEBOB, LEND ME YOUR CORNEAS A SECOND. 375 00:20:00,705 --> 00:20:02,122 YOU TOO, PATRICK. 376 00:20:02,122 --> 00:20:04,663 UH, OKAY. 377 00:20:11,163 --> 00:20:12,955 WELL, GOLLY. 378 00:20:12,955 --> 00:20:14,663 NO WONDER THEY'RE ALL GRUMPY. 379 00:20:14,663 --> 00:20:16,414 THEM WHELKS ARE FULL OF GERMS. 380 00:20:16,414 --> 00:20:19,205 WHY, THEY'RE SICKER THAN A BULL WITH THE SQUIRREL POX. 381 00:20:19,205 --> 00:20:20,705 I KNOW JUST WHAT TO DO. 382 00:20:20,705 --> 00:20:23,122 AFTER ALL, I'VE HAD THE SUDS. 383 00:20:23,122 --> 00:20:25,122 THE WHELK SNOT, 384 00:20:25,122 --> 00:20:28,122 AND THEY'LL RETURN TO NORMAL. 385 00:20:45,746 --> 00:20:48,414 - NOW LET'S GET THE REST OF YOU CLEANED UP. 386 00:20:57,414 --> 00:20:59,455 BLAH... 387 00:21:02,955 --> 00:21:06,247 AW, CUTE. 388 00:21:10,205 --> 00:21:11,955 - OH! - UH! 389 00:21:12,955 --> 00:21:14,788 thud! 390 00:21:18,539 --> 00:21:19,663 'SCUSE ME. 391 00:21:20,663 --> 00:21:22,122 GESUNDHEIT. 392 00:21:22,122 --> 00:21:24,080 YOU DID IT, BOY! 393 00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:32,122 THEY HAD THE SNIFFLES? 394 00:21:40,663 --> 00:21:43,080 IT'S IN HIS EYE! 395 00:21:45,247 --> 00:21:46,122 OH, THAT'S HILARIOUS. 396 00:21:49,871 --> 00:21:53,080 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com