1 00:00:00,720 --> 00:00:02,178 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 2 00:00:04,679 --> 00:00:06,595 - all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY? 3 00:00:06,595 --> 00:00:08,637 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 4 00:00:08,637 --> 00:00:12,512 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 5 00:00:12,512 --> 00:00:13,803 SPONGEBOB 6 00:00:13,803 --> 00:00:16,095 SQUAREPANTS! 7 00:00:49,011 --> 00:00:52,262 CAN YOU TWO BE QUIET? 8 00:01:00,387 --> 00:01:02,220 DIDN'T THINK SO. 9 00:01:02,220 --> 00:01:04,803 WHAT ARE YOU BARNACLE-HEADS DOING, ANYWAY? 10 00:01:04,803 --> 00:01:07,512 - PATRICK AND I ARE PRACTICING OUR FAVORITE NOISES. 11 00:01:07,512 --> 00:01:09,554 MINE IS A DOLPHIN, LAUGHING. 12 00:01:11,262 --> 00:01:12,554 AND MY FAVORITE 13 00:01:12,554 --> 00:01:16,011 IS THE PLAINTIVE SONG OF THE BLUE WHALE. 14 00:01:16,011 --> 00:01:17,095 AHEM. 15 00:01:19,429 --> 00:01:21,803 - HUH? DID YOU HEAR THAT? 16 00:01:21,803 --> 00:01:23,178 WHAT'S WRONG, FRANK? 17 00:01:23,178 --> 00:01:25,970 - THAT SONG, IT SOUNDS JUST LIKE MARTHA. 18 00:01:25,970 --> 00:01:28,470 - FRANK, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU? 19 00:01:28,470 --> 00:01:30,011 MARTHA'S NO GOOD FOR YOU. 20 00:01:30,011 --> 00:01:31,470 SHE'S JUST NO GOOD! 21 00:01:33,303 --> 00:01:36,928 - WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO PRACTICE SUCH HORRIBLE SOUNDS? 22 00:01:36,928 --> 00:01:39,637 - IT'S ONE OF THE ACTIVITIES IN OUR FAVORITE MAGAZINE, 23 00:01:40,679 --> 00:01:43,595 A TON OF SIMPLE THINGS TO DO. 24 00:01:43,595 --> 00:01:46,137 - MUST BE VERY MENTALLY CHALLENGING FOR YOU. 25 00:01:46,137 --> 00:01:47,470 OH, IT IS. 26 00:01:47,470 --> 00:01:50,262 - YEAH, IT MADE ME LOOK MORE SMARTLIKE. 27 00:01:51,845 --> 00:01:54,429 WHAT DOES THE MAGAZINE SAY WE SHOULD DO NEXT? 28 00:01:54,429 --> 00:01:55,845 WELL, LET'S TAKE A LOOK. 29 00:01:55,845 --> 00:01:57,845 I THINK WE'VE DONE EVERYTHING IN THIS ISSUE. 30 00:01:57,845 --> 00:01:59,262 OH! EXCEPT FOR THIS ONE! 31 00:01:59,262 --> 00:02:00,803 THE BEST FRIEND QUIZ. 32 00:02:00,803 --> 00:02:03,512 DO YOU REALLY KNOW YOUR BEST FRIEND? 33 00:02:03,512 --> 00:02:05,011 OH, THIS SHOULD BE EASY? 34 00:02:05,011 --> 00:02:07,345 PATRICK AND I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT EACH OTHER. 35 00:02:07,345 --> 00:02:08,679 WELL, YOU TWO HAVE FUN 36 00:02:08,679 --> 00:02:11,679 WITH YOUR MUTUAL IGNORAMUS SOCIETY. 37 00:02:11,679 --> 00:02:13,803 - BYE! - BYE, SQUIDWARD. 38 00:02:13,803 --> 00:02:14,845 MORONS. 39 00:02:14,845 --> 00:02:15,803 BYE AGAIN! 40 00:02:15,803 --> 00:02:17,053 YOU GO FIRST, PATRICK. 41 00:02:17,053 --> 00:02:19,679 - OH, NO. AFTER YOU, OLD BUDDY. 42 00:02:19,679 --> 00:02:20,803 AU CONTRAIRE. 43 00:02:20,803 --> 00:02:21,886 AFTER YOU, MON AMI. 44 00:02:21,886 --> 00:02:24,429 PLEASE, AFTER YOU, PAL. 45 00:02:24,429 --> 00:02:25,845 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 46 00:02:25,845 --> 00:02:27,679 AFTER YOU, BESTEST— 47 00:02:27,679 --> 00:02:28,637 clang! 48 00:02:28,637 --> 00:02:30,470 JUST PICK ONE! 49 00:02:30,470 --> 00:02:32,803 AND THERE'S ANOTHER THREE WHERE THAT CAME FROM! 50 00:02:32,803 --> 00:02:34,345 I'LL GO FIRST. 51 00:02:35,886 --> 00:02:38,470 WHAT IS YOUR BEST FRIEND'S FAVORITE COLOR? 52 00:02:38,470 --> 00:02:40,970 HMM, I'M THINKING... 53 00:02:40,970 --> 00:02:42,220 AQUAMARINE. 54 00:02:42,220 --> 00:02:43,554 I HATE TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE, 55 00:02:43,554 --> 00:02:47,928 BUT MY FAVORITE COLOR IS... 56 00:02:47,928 --> 00:02:49,429 IT IS AQUAMARINE. 57 00:02:49,429 --> 00:02:51,011 SORRY I DOUBTED YOU. 58 00:02:51,011 --> 00:02:52,303 NO PROBLEM. 59 00:02:52,303 --> 00:02:55,262 IS YOUR BEST FRIEND RIGHT- OR LEFT-HANDED? 60 00:02:55,262 --> 00:02:57,095 THE ANSWER IS... RIGHT-HANDED. 61 00:02:58,345 --> 00:03:00,554 HOW DID YOU KNOW? 62 00:03:00,554 --> 00:03:01,803 SIMPLE, PATRICK. 63 00:03:01,803 --> 00:03:04,262 IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND. 64 00:03:04,262 --> 00:03:05,803 AWWW. 65 00:03:05,803 --> 00:03:07,803 - IS YOUR BEST FRIEND'S BELLYBUTTON 66 00:03:07,803 --> 00:03:09,928 AND INNY OR AN OUTY? 67 00:03:09,928 --> 00:03:11,262 OH! 68 00:03:11,262 --> 00:03:12,554 NO PEEKING! 69 00:03:12,554 --> 00:03:14,679 - HAHA, NO NEED TO PEEK, PATRICK. 70 00:03:14,679 --> 00:03:17,512 I CAN DO THIS WITH MY EYES CLOSED. 71 00:03:17,512 --> 00:03:20,928 YOU HAVE... 72 00:03:20,928 --> 00:03:23,262 - OH... WHAT WILL HIS ANSWER BE? 73 00:03:23,262 --> 00:03:25,011 THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME. 74 00:03:25,011 --> 00:03:26,178 AN INNY. 75 00:03:26,178 --> 00:03:30,220 - WELL, LET'S JUST CHECK THAT THEORY. 76 00:03:30,220 --> 00:03:32,262 AN INNY! 77 00:03:32,262 --> 00:03:34,262 WOW! 78 00:03:34,262 --> 00:03:35,803 HOW DOES HE DO IT? 79 00:03:35,803 --> 00:03:37,011 MAGIC. 80 00:03:39,845 --> 00:03:41,137 OH, MY TURN! 81 00:03:41,137 --> 00:03:43,886 BUT GIVE ME SOME HARD QUESTIONS, 82 00:03:43,886 --> 00:03:46,345 NOT LIKE THOSE SOFTBALLS YOU ANSWERED. 83 00:03:47,886 --> 00:03:50,886 WHAT IS YOUR BEST FRIEND'S FAVORITE COLOR? 84 00:03:50,886 --> 00:03:52,095 AW, MAN! 85 00:03:52,095 --> 00:03:54,262 PULLING OUT THE BIG GUNS. 86 00:03:54,262 --> 00:03:57,679 OH, COLOR... COLOR... 87 00:03:59,095 --> 00:04:00,387 NO HINTS! 88 00:04:02,011 --> 00:04:02,970 BLUE! 89 00:04:02,970 --> 00:04:04,011 NO! 90 00:04:04,011 --> 00:04:05,053 CLEAR! 91 00:04:05,053 --> 00:04:06,262 NO! 92 00:04:06,262 --> 00:04:07,886 OH, THAT'S NOT IT! 93 00:04:07,886 --> 00:04:08,970 HOLD ON. 94 00:04:08,970 --> 00:04:10,303 14! 95 00:04:10,303 --> 00:04:12,011 THE ANSWER IS... 96 00:04:12,011 --> 00:04:13,262 BEIGE. 97 00:04:13,262 --> 00:04:16,137 OH, BARNACLES! 98 00:04:16,137 --> 00:04:18,178 OH, I WAS SO CLOSE. 99 00:04:19,803 --> 00:04:23,053 IS YOUR BEST FRIEND LEFT-HANDED OR RIGHT-HANDED? 100 00:04:23,053 --> 00:04:26,011 OH, TRICKY, TRICKY. 101 00:04:26,011 --> 00:04:30,845 HMM, RIGHT... OR... LEFT. 102 00:04:30,845 --> 00:04:32,262 RIGHT-HANDED! 103 00:04:32,262 --> 00:04:33,220 SORRY, PATRICK. 104 00:04:33,220 --> 00:04:36,262 I'M AMBIDEXTROUS! 105 00:04:36,262 --> 00:04:37,512 OH, FISH PASTE! 106 00:04:38,554 --> 00:04:39,679 DOES YOUR BEST FRIEND 107 00:04:39,679 --> 00:04:42,970 HAVE AN INNY OR AN OUTY BELLYBUTTON? 108 00:04:42,970 --> 00:04:44,429 BELLYBUTTON, HUH? 109 00:04:44,429 --> 00:04:46,011 HMM... 110 00:04:46,011 --> 00:04:47,262 AN INNY! 111 00:04:47,262 --> 00:04:48,512 SORRY, PATRICK. 112 00:04:48,512 --> 00:04:51,053 I HAVE AN OUTY. 113 00:04:51,053 --> 00:04:52,470 TARTER SAUCE! 114 00:04:52,470 --> 00:04:54,095 - WELL, I'M SURE YOU'LL GET THE NEXT ONE RIGHT. 115 00:04:54,095 --> 00:04:57,220 WHAT IS YOUR BEST FRIEND'S FAVORITE FOOD? 116 00:04:57,220 --> 00:04:58,803 UHHHH. 117 00:05:01,387 --> 00:05:02,803 - OH! OH! I REMEMBER! 118 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:06,387 HEH, YOUR FAVORITE FOOD IS A CHUM BURGER! 119 00:05:06,387 --> 00:05:07,679 EH, NO. 120 00:05:07,679 --> 00:05:10,303 - I THOUGHT FOR SURE I HAD THAT ONE. 121 00:05:10,303 --> 00:05:11,886 OKAY, LET'S TRY AN EASY ONE. 122 00:05:11,886 --> 00:05:16,845 IS YOUR BEST FRIEND A BOY OR A GIRL? 123 00:05:16,845 --> 00:05:18,262 OOH. 124 00:05:18,262 --> 00:05:20,679 THAT'S A TOUGHY. 125 00:05:20,679 --> 00:05:22,845 HMM... 126 00:05:22,845 --> 00:05:24,512 RUGGED BICEPS. 127 00:05:26,262 --> 00:05:28,886 YET, DELICATE EYELASHES. 128 00:05:28,886 --> 00:05:29,803 PASS. 129 00:05:32,345 --> 00:05:34,637 AHEM, LAST QUESTION. 130 00:05:34,637 --> 00:05:37,220 - OH-HO-HO. THIS IS FOR THE WIN! 131 00:05:37,220 --> 00:05:38,845 - WHAT SHAPE IS YOUR BEST FRIEND? 132 00:05:38,845 --> 00:05:40,554 - OH! I GOT THIS ONE! 133 00:05:40,554 --> 00:05:42,470 UM... UH... 134 00:05:42,470 --> 00:05:44,011 CAN YOU REPEAT THE QUESTION? 135 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:46,303 - WHAT SHAPE IS YOUR BEST FRIEND 136 00:05:46,303 --> 00:05:49,178 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS? 137 00:05:49,178 --> 00:05:50,220 - ROUND. FLAT. 138 00:05:50,220 --> 00:05:51,345 UH, HEXAGON. 139 00:05:51,345 --> 00:05:53,095 SQUARE PANTS. 140 00:05:53,095 --> 00:05:54,554 OH! 141 00:05:54,554 --> 00:05:56,303 IT'S RIGHT ON THE TIP OF MY TONGUE. 142 00:05:56,303 --> 00:05:57,303 FIVE SECONDS. 143 00:05:57,303 --> 00:05:58,387 - DAH! UM, UM... 144 00:05:58,387 --> 00:05:59,470 OH, JEEZ. TRAPEZOID. 145 00:05:59,470 --> 00:06:01,011 UH, PENTAGON. AMORPHOUS. 146 00:06:01,011 --> 00:06:02,512 - TIME'S UP! - TRIANGLE! 147 00:06:02,512 --> 00:06:04,554 - I... NO. 148 00:06:04,554 --> 00:06:07,429 IDIOTS WRECKING MY BOAT. 149 00:06:07,429 --> 00:06:10,220 SO... WHO WON YOUR STUPID QUIZ? 150 00:06:10,220 --> 00:06:11,637 IT WAS A TIE. 151 00:06:11,637 --> 00:06:13,262 WELL, IT WASN'T A TIE, 152 00:06:13,262 --> 00:06:15,262 BUT WE HAD LOTS OF FUN. 153 00:06:15,262 --> 00:06:16,928 LET ME SEE THAT. 154 00:06:18,470 --> 00:06:20,220 A TRIANGLE? 155 00:06:20,220 --> 00:06:21,803 HA HA! 156 00:06:21,803 --> 00:06:23,845 PATRICK DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOU. 157 00:06:23,845 --> 00:06:26,803 AND HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR BEST FRIEND? 158 00:06:26,803 --> 00:06:28,011 I KNOW. 159 00:06:28,011 --> 00:06:30,011 IT'S LIKE WE'RE NOT FRIENDS AT ALL. 160 00:06:30,011 --> 00:06:32,345 - NOW, NOW, PATRICK MAY NOT HAVE PASSED THE QUIZ, 161 00:06:32,345 --> 00:06:33,970 BUT LIKE A TRUE BEST FRIEND, 162 00:06:33,970 --> 00:06:37,137 HE'S ALWAYS RIGHT HERE FOR ME, RIGHT, PATRICK? 163 00:06:37,137 --> 00:06:38,429 PATRICK? 164 00:06:41,970 --> 00:06:43,178 ICE CREAM! 165 00:06:43,178 --> 00:06:44,178 LOOKS LIKE YOUR BEST FRIEND 166 00:06:44,178 --> 00:06:45,595 ISN'T A FRIEND AT ALL. 167 00:06:49,137 --> 00:06:50,345 HEY, SPONGEBOB! 168 00:06:50,345 --> 00:06:52,470 I GOT YOU AN ICE CREAM! 169 00:06:52,470 --> 00:06:54,387 - THANK YOU, BEST FRIEND PATRICK. 170 00:06:54,387 --> 00:06:56,095 IT'S YOUR FAVORITE, 171 00:06:56,095 --> 00:06:59,928 DILL PICKLE SWIRL WITH MUSTARD AND EXTRA BACON BITS. 172 00:06:59,928 --> 00:07:02,512 - PATRICK, THIS IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM. 173 00:07:02,512 --> 00:07:04,262 MY FAVORITE IS PLAIN VANILLA. 174 00:07:04,262 --> 00:07:06,137 - OH. OH, RIGHT. 175 00:07:06,137 --> 00:07:09,803 WELL, MORE ICE CREAM FOR ME. 176 00:07:09,803 --> 00:07:13,303 OH, OOH, CAN I BORROW FIVE BUCKS? 177 00:07:13,303 --> 00:07:14,512 HERE! 178 00:07:14,512 --> 00:07:16,845 TAKE YOUR DIRTY, ROTTEN MONEY! 179 00:07:17,928 --> 00:07:20,679 I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU ANYMORE! 180 00:07:22,845 --> 00:07:24,803 EH, WHAT'S WITH HIM? 181 00:07:24,803 --> 00:07:27,262 - I GUESS HE DIDN'T WANT ANY ICE CREAM. 182 00:07:46,387 --> 00:07:48,679 IT JUST ISN'T FAIR. 183 00:07:50,011 --> 00:07:53,178 WHO NEEDS PATRICK, ANYWAYS? 184 00:07:53,178 --> 00:07:56,137 REST OF MY LIFE, HERE I COME. 185 00:07:56,137 --> 00:07:58,095 OH, HEY, THERE, SPONGEBOB! 186 00:07:58,095 --> 00:08:00,470 - BE STRONG, BE STRONG, BE STRONG, BE STRONG. 187 00:08:00,470 --> 00:08:02,679 GOOD AFTERNOON, MR. STAR. 188 00:08:02,679 --> 00:08:03,803 HMPH. 189 00:08:03,803 --> 00:08:05,595 SEE YA LATER. 190 00:08:09,387 --> 00:08:10,845 OH, SANDY! 191 00:08:10,845 --> 00:08:12,137 IT WAS AWFUL! 192 00:08:12,137 --> 00:08:13,512 TRULY AWFUL! 193 00:08:13,512 --> 00:08:16,679 WE WERE LIKE COMPLETE STRANGERS. 194 00:08:16,679 --> 00:08:18,345 - YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW EVERYTHING 195 00:08:18,345 --> 00:08:19,803 ABOUT YOUR BEST FRIEND. 196 00:08:19,803 --> 00:08:21,512 THAT'S WHAT KEEPS THE FRIENDSHIP INTERESTING. 197 00:08:21,512 --> 00:08:22,679 REALLY? 198 00:08:22,679 --> 00:08:23,803 MAYBE YOU AND PATRICK 199 00:08:23,803 --> 00:08:25,011 JUST NEED SOME TIME APART. 200 00:08:25,011 --> 00:08:26,429 YEAH. 201 00:08:26,429 --> 00:08:28,803 I'LL HAVE LOTS OF FUN WITHOUT PATRICK. 202 00:08:33,137 --> 00:08:35,387 WHAT A CRYBABY. 203 00:08:37,928 --> 00:08:39,095 I DON'T NEED PATRICK. 204 00:08:39,095 --> 00:08:42,053 I CAN HAVE A GOOD TIME ALL BY MYSELF. 205 00:08:42,053 --> 00:08:44,429 OOH! I COULD GO JELLYFISHING. 206 00:08:44,429 --> 00:08:46,803 PATRICK AND I USED TO GO JELLYFISHING. 207 00:08:49,345 --> 00:08:50,803 I COULD PLAY LEAP FROG! 208 00:08:57,011 --> 00:08:58,803 I COULD BLOW BUBBLES! 209 00:09:02,595 --> 00:09:05,095 UH, MAYBE NOT. 210 00:09:08,387 --> 00:09:09,679 OH, THAT'S PATRICK! 211 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:14,220 I CAN'T LET HIM SEE ME. 212 00:09:20,970 --> 00:09:23,387 - WELL, HE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE MISSING ME AT ALL. 213 00:09:26,512 --> 00:09:29,387 - NICE THAT HE'S GOTTEN OVER OUR FRIENDSHIP SO QUICKLY. 214 00:09:40,137 --> 00:09:44,220 - PATRICK WORKS OUT AT THE GYM? 215 00:09:44,220 --> 00:09:47,512 AND HE'S HANGING OUT WITH LARRY THE LOBSTER? 216 00:09:47,512 --> 00:09:49,595 MAYBE I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT PATRICK EITHER. 217 00:10:00,345 --> 00:10:02,011 PATRICK SHOPPING FOR COOKERY? 218 00:10:02,011 --> 00:10:03,512 VERY SUSPICIOUS. 219 00:10:03,512 --> 00:10:05,512 HE'S COMING BACK. 220 00:10:24,387 --> 00:10:27,303 HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, PATRICK. 221 00:10:27,303 --> 00:10:28,637 HI, SPONGEBOB. 222 00:10:28,637 --> 00:10:30,470 - WE WERE JUST COMING TO SEE YOU. 223 00:10:30,470 --> 00:10:32,512 OH, I'LL BE YOU WERE... 224 00:10:32,512 --> 00:10:35,637 TO TELL ME ABOUT YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND LARRY, I SUPPOSE? 225 00:10:35,637 --> 00:10:37,886 - WHOA, SETTLE DOWN, LITTLE DUDE. 226 00:10:37,886 --> 00:10:41,137 I DON'T TO GET IN THE MIDDLE OF WHATEVER... THIS IS. 227 00:10:41,137 --> 00:10:43,595 WHILE LARRY IS A GREAT GUY 228 00:10:43,595 --> 00:10:46,470 WITH LOADS OF TALENT AND GOOD LOOKS... 229 00:10:46,470 --> 00:10:48,053 - I KNOW. HE IS PRETTY AMAZING. 230 00:10:48,053 --> 00:10:50,220 HE'S NOT MY BEST FRIEND. 231 00:10:50,220 --> 00:10:52,637 HE WAS JUST HELPING ME BUY A PRESENT? 232 00:10:52,637 --> 00:10:54,345 - WHO FOR? SANDY? 233 00:10:54,345 --> 00:10:58,220 - NO, FOR MY REAL BEST FRIEND SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS. 234 00:10:59,303 --> 00:11:01,137 - REALLY? FOR ME? 235 00:11:01,137 --> 00:11:01,970 WHAT IS IT? 236 00:11:01,970 --> 00:11:03,095 OH! 237 00:11:03,095 --> 00:11:05,137 I LOVE IT. 238 00:11:05,137 --> 00:11:08,220 YOU DO KNOW ME, BEST FRIEND. 239 00:11:08,220 --> 00:11:10,387 I GOT A PAIR FOR ME TOO! 240 00:11:10,387 --> 00:11:14,178 - OH, YOU'RE THE BESTEST BEST FRIEND, PATRICK! 241 00:11:14,178 --> 00:11:15,345 HOW DO I LOOK? 242 00:11:15,345 --> 00:11:16,803 AH! 243 00:11:16,803 --> 00:11:18,845 HOW SHOULD I KNOW, MYSTERIOUS STRANGER? 244 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:20,137 AAHHHH! 245 00:11:20,137 --> 00:11:21,303 AHH! 246 00:11:21,303 --> 00:11:22,470 WHY ME? 247 00:11:40,262 --> 00:11:41,803 PEARL, COME ON! 248 00:11:41,803 --> 00:11:45,220 THE LINE FOR TUNNEL OF GLOVE IS FILLING UP. 249 00:11:45,220 --> 00:11:48,178 THIS IS GONNA BE SO TOTALLY, LIKE, FUN! 250 00:11:48,178 --> 00:11:50,095 HEY, PEARL. 251 00:11:50,095 --> 00:11:51,262 BARNACLES. 252 00:11:51,262 --> 00:11:53,679 SPONGEBOB, WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? 253 00:11:53,679 --> 00:11:55,595 IS THAT YOUR BOYFRIEND? 254 00:11:55,595 --> 00:11:59,053 WELL, I AM A BOY. 255 00:11:59,053 --> 00:12:02,053 AND I AM HER FRIEND. 256 00:12:06,095 --> 00:12:09,345 - SPONGEBOB, STAND HERE FOR A SECOND. 257 00:12:11,637 --> 00:12:15,845 - JUST THOUGHT WE SHOULD KEEP THIS MOMENT FOR POSTERITY. 258 00:12:18,595 --> 00:12:20,387 PEARL'S GOT A BOYFRIEND! 259 00:12:20,387 --> 00:12:22,345 PEARL'S GOT A BOYFRIEND! 260 00:12:22,345 --> 00:12:24,429 - I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD A GIRLFRIEND. 261 00:12:24,429 --> 00:12:27,554 - QUIET! HE IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND! 262 00:12:27,554 --> 00:12:29,220 WELL, THAT WAS FAST. 263 00:12:29,220 --> 00:12:30,595 DON'T WORRY, BUDDY. 264 00:12:30,595 --> 00:12:33,053 THERE'S PLENTY OF FISH IN THE STREETCAR. 265 00:12:33,053 --> 00:12:35,637 ANYWAY, LET'S GO TO THE RIDE. 266 00:12:35,637 --> 00:12:36,637 BYE, PEARL. 267 00:12:36,637 --> 00:12:38,554 TELL MR. KRABS I SAID, "HI!" 268 00:12:38,554 --> 00:12:41,220 LET'S BOUNCE, PATRICK. 269 00:12:41,220 --> 00:12:42,262 PATRICK? 270 00:12:44,554 --> 00:12:46,928 - BUSY. I'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU LATER. 271 00:12:49,303 --> 00:12:52,011 - PLEASE REMAIN SEATED TILL THE BOAT COMES TO— 272 00:12:52,011 --> 00:12:53,095 NEXT. 273 00:12:53,095 --> 00:12:54,970 COME ON, PEARL. 274 00:12:54,970 --> 00:12:55,886 SORRY. 275 00:12:55,886 --> 00:12:57,803 ONLY TWO PER CAR. 276 00:12:57,803 --> 00:12:59,928 YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE NEXT CAR. 277 00:12:59,928 --> 00:13:02,512 ANY SINGLE RIDERS, COME TO THE FRONT. 278 00:13:02,512 --> 00:13:04,095 - OH! I'M A SINGLE RIDER! 279 00:13:04,095 --> 00:13:05,803 EXCUSE ME. PARDON ME. 280 00:13:05,803 --> 00:13:07,470 EXCUSE ME. PARDON ME. 281 00:13:07,470 --> 00:13:11,137 AFTER YOU, FELLOW SINGLE RIDER PEARL. 282 00:13:11,137 --> 00:13:13,011 UGH. 283 00:13:15,886 --> 00:13:18,637 - PLEASE KEEP YOUR ARMS AND LEGS INSIDE AT ALL TIMES, 284 00:13:18,637 --> 00:13:21,803 AND DO NOT LEAVE THE BOAT UNTIL THE RIDE IS OVER. 285 00:13:21,803 --> 00:13:22,637 THANK YOU. 286 00:13:22,637 --> 00:13:24,554 - UM, PEARL? YOUR ARM. 287 00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:26,095 IT'S OUTSIDE THE BOAT. 288 00:13:26,095 --> 00:13:29,470 - UGH, I WILL PUT MY ARM IN THE BOAT. 289 00:13:29,470 --> 00:13:30,845 BUT DON'T TOUCH ME. 290 00:13:30,845 --> 00:13:32,095 DON'T TALK TO ME. 291 00:13:32,095 --> 00:13:33,886 DON'T EVEN LOOK AT ME! 292 00:13:41,470 --> 00:13:43,845 BORING! 293 00:13:45,470 --> 00:13:47,928 WILL MY ARROW FIND HER HEART? 294 00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:49,387 OHHH. 295 00:13:49,387 --> 00:13:52,512 THIS RIDE IS LAME! 296 00:13:52,512 --> 00:13:55,886 HEY, YOU'RE ALLOWED TO SPEAK NOW. 297 00:13:57,595 --> 00:13:59,220 I BET MR. KRABS WOULD GET A KICK OUT OF THIS RIDE. 298 00:13:59,220 --> 00:14:00,637 DON'T YOU THINK? 299 00:14:00,637 --> 00:14:01,803 I MEAN, HE'S SO TOUGH ON THE OUTSIDE, 300 00:14:01,803 --> 00:14:02,970 BUT HE'S GOT A SOFT SIDE TOO. 301 00:14:02,970 --> 00:14:04,262 YOU KNOW, THIS ONE TIME I WAS UPSET 302 00:14:04,262 --> 00:14:05,803 BECAUSE MY SNAIL GARY, HE WAS SICK, 303 00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:07,095 AND HE LET ME LEAVE FIVE MINUTES EARLY. 304 00:14:07,095 --> 00:14:09,053 ISN'T THAT HE SWEETEST THING YOU'VE EVER HEARD? 305 00:14:09,053 --> 00:14:11,595 BLA-BLAH-BLA-BLA-BLAH! BLA-BLA-BLAH BLA-BLAH! 306 00:14:14,178 --> 00:14:16,679 - AND THEN THERE WAS THAT TIME THAT MR. KRABS YELLED AT ME 307 00:14:16,679 --> 00:14:18,554 FOR GETTING TO WORK BEFORE HE DID, 308 00:14:18,554 --> 00:14:19,803 AND HE DIDN'T EVEN DOCK MY PAY. 309 00:14:19,803 --> 00:14:21,011 WHAT A SWEET MAN. 310 00:14:21,011 --> 00:14:22,303 DAH! 311 00:14:22,303 --> 00:14:25,053 YOU ARE MAKING THIS RIDE EVEN MORE BORING, 312 00:14:25,053 --> 00:14:26,803 IF SUCH A THING IS POSSIBLE. 313 00:14:26,803 --> 00:14:28,262 - YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO REMAIN SEATED 314 00:14:28,262 --> 00:14:31,053 UNTIL THE RIDE COMES TO A COMPLEE-EE-EET! 315 00:14:34,095 --> 00:14:35,470 STOP. 316 00:14:39,637 --> 00:14:41,011 WHAT WAS THAT? 317 00:14:41,011 --> 00:14:42,637 ATTENTION SWEETHEARTS. 318 00:14:42,637 --> 00:14:44,637 WE ARE EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. 319 00:14:44,637 --> 00:14:46,178 PLEASE REMAIN SEATED. 320 00:14:46,178 --> 00:14:48,470 - OH, GREAT. JUST GREAT. 321 00:14:50,178 --> 00:14:51,303 BREAKING NEWS. 322 00:14:51,303 --> 00:14:52,679 THE TUNNEL OF GLOVE 323 00:14:52,679 --> 00:14:55,178 HAS TURNED INTO A TUNNEL OF TERROR. 324 00:14:55,178 --> 00:14:56,345 JUST HOURS AGO, 325 00:14:56,345 --> 00:14:58,011 THE MECHANISM THAT CONTROLS THE BOATS 326 00:14:58,011 --> 00:14:59,637 MYSTERIOUSLY STOPPED, 327 00:14:59,637 --> 00:15:01,845 TRAPPING THE DOOMED COUPLE INSIDE. 328 00:15:01,845 --> 00:15:03,470 WE HAVE THE YOUTHS' FRIEND HERE, 329 00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:04,845 WHO ESCAPED THE TUNNEL 330 00:15:04,845 --> 00:15:06,803 BEFORE TRAGEDY BEFELL THE TWO SWEETHEARTS. 331 00:15:06,803 --> 00:15:07,886 IT'S TRUE! 332 00:15:07,886 --> 00:15:10,262 WE BARELY ESCAPED WITH OUR LIVES! 333 00:15:10,262 --> 00:15:11,845 IT WAS HORRIBLE! 334 00:15:13,262 --> 00:15:15,011 - AND WHAT WAS THE NAME OF YOUR FRIEND? 335 00:15:15,011 --> 00:15:18,387 - PEARL... AND HER BOYFRIEND SPONGEBOB. 336 00:15:19,886 --> 00:15:21,178 SO THERE YOU HAVE IT. 337 00:15:21,178 --> 00:15:22,886 AS TIME QUICKLY RUNS OUT, 338 00:15:22,886 --> 00:15:25,387 STILL NO WORD FROM THE IMPERILED WHALE GIRL 339 00:15:25,387 --> 00:15:27,095 AND SPONGEBOB. 340 00:15:27,095 --> 00:15:28,803 OH, NO! 341 00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:31,803 I'M OUT OF CORAL ON A STICK! 342 00:15:31,803 --> 00:15:34,178 TIME TO CHOMP THROUGH THE FRIED BARNACLES. 343 00:15:34,178 --> 00:15:36,512 - AT THIS TIME, SURVIVAL LOOKS BLEAK 344 00:15:36,512 --> 00:15:38,387 FOR THE LITTLE YELLOW SPONGE. 345 00:15:38,387 --> 00:15:39,470 NO! 346 00:15:39,470 --> 00:15:42,178 THIS IS MY WORST NIGHTMARE! 347 00:15:42,178 --> 00:15:43,803 I DON'T HAVE A DRINK! 348 00:15:43,803 --> 00:15:44,845 - HEY! DOOFUS! 349 00:15:44,845 --> 00:15:46,303 HUH? 350 00:15:46,303 --> 00:15:48,345 - YOUR BEST BUDDY IS TRAPPED IN THE TUNNEL OF GLOVE 351 00:15:48,345 --> 00:15:50,345 AND HE MAY NEVER ESCAPE. 352 00:15:50,345 --> 00:15:52,095 YOU MEAN SPONGEBOB? 353 00:15:54,095 --> 00:15:55,803 I'M COMING, SPONGEBOB! 354 00:15:55,803 --> 00:15:58,679 - HOLD IT. NO ONE BEYOND THIS POINT. 355 00:15:58,679 --> 00:16:00,845 - MY BEST BUDDY IS TRAPPED IN THERE. 356 00:16:00,845 --> 00:16:02,345 YOU GOT TO LET ME THROUGH. 357 00:16:02,345 --> 00:16:03,928 NO CAN DO, BIG GUY. 358 00:16:03,928 --> 00:16:05,178 TOO DANGEROUS. 359 00:16:05,178 --> 00:16:06,803 FINE. 360 00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:11,803 WELL, MR. POLICE GUY WON'T LET ME IN THE FRONT, HUH? 361 00:16:11,803 --> 00:16:14,595 WELL, I'LL JUST HAVE TO FIND MY OWN WAY IN. 362 00:16:17,178 --> 00:16:18,429 LET'S SEE. 363 00:16:18,429 --> 00:16:19,845 WHERE COULD SPONGEBOB BE? 364 00:16:19,845 --> 00:16:20,886 AHA! 365 00:16:20,886 --> 00:16:23,345 "CONGRATULATIONS. 366 00:16:23,345 --> 00:16:27,178 "YOU HAVE FOU... FOUND... 367 00:16:27,178 --> 00:16:28,011 YOUR FRIEND"! 368 00:16:28,011 --> 00:16:29,429 OH! 369 00:16:29,429 --> 00:16:31,095 SPONGEBOB IS RIGHT BEHIND THIS DOOR! 370 00:16:31,095 --> 00:16:33,262 I'M COMING TO GET YOU, BUDDY! 371 00:16:33,262 --> 00:16:34,512 UGH! 372 00:16:34,512 --> 00:16:36,303 SPONGEBOB? WHERE— 373 00:16:36,303 --> 00:16:39,011 WELL, THERE YOU ARE. 374 00:16:39,011 --> 00:16:40,220 HANG IN THERE. 375 00:16:40,220 --> 00:16:43,595 I'LL FREE YOU FROM YOUR SHACKLES. 376 00:16:43,595 --> 00:16:45,345 YOU'RE OKAY NOW, BUDDY. 377 00:16:45,345 --> 00:16:46,886 GO TO YOUR HAPPY PLACE. 378 00:16:50,803 --> 00:16:52,303 - BAH! - AH! 379 00:16:54,470 --> 00:16:55,803 DON'T WORRY, LITTLE GIRL. 380 00:16:55,803 --> 00:16:57,803 WE'RE WORKING AS FAST AS WE CAN. 381 00:16:57,803 --> 00:16:59,303 THAT WASN'T ME. 382 00:16:59,303 --> 00:17:01,095 THAT WAS SPONGEBOB. 383 00:17:01,095 --> 00:17:03,137 THANK YOU, LITTLE BOY. 384 00:17:04,303 --> 00:17:05,303 DON'T FRET, PEARL. 385 00:17:05,303 --> 00:17:06,512 IT'S JUST THE DARK. 386 00:17:06,512 --> 00:17:08,095 NOTHING SCARY ABOUT THE DARK. 387 00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:10,512 IT'S WHAT'S IN THE DARK YOU GOT TO WATCH OUT FOR. 388 00:17:10,512 --> 00:17:12,554 MONSTERS, CREEPS, GHOULS, 389 00:17:12,554 --> 00:17:13,554 CLOWNS, 390 00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:14,803 WITCHES, WEREWOLVES, 391 00:17:14,803 --> 00:17:15,803 CLOWNS, 392 00:17:15,803 --> 00:17:17,470 CRAWLY THINGS, CRAWLY CLOWNS. 393 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:18,470 THOSE ARE THE WORST! 394 00:17:18,470 --> 00:17:20,345 THE CRAWLY CLOWNS! 395 00:17:20,345 --> 00:17:22,095 WELL, WHATEVER, SPONGEBOB. 396 00:17:22,095 --> 00:17:23,928 I'M GONNA FIND MY WAY OUT. 397 00:17:23,928 --> 00:17:25,679 PEARL, I WOULDN'T DO THAT. 398 00:17:25,679 --> 00:17:27,886 YOU'RE NOT KEEPING YOUR ARMS AND LEGS INSIDE THE BOAT! 399 00:17:27,886 --> 00:17:28,970 PEARL, WAIT. 400 00:17:28,970 --> 00:17:30,554 I SHOULD PROBABLY ACCOMPANY YOU, 401 00:17:30,554 --> 00:17:31,845 YOU KNOW, IN CASE... 402 00:17:31,845 --> 00:17:33,886 THERE'S ANYTHING IN THE DARKNESS, LURKING. 403 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:34,845 FINE. 404 00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:36,387 AFTER YOU. 405 00:17:36,387 --> 00:17:39,679 - OKAY, I'LL JUST FEARLESSLY LEAD THE WAY. 406 00:17:39,679 --> 00:17:40,970 AHHH! 407 00:17:40,970 --> 00:17:41,886 SNAKES! 408 00:17:41,886 --> 00:17:44,178 THOSE ARE STREAMERS, FOOL! 409 00:17:44,178 --> 00:17:45,886 - BAH! AH. 410 00:17:45,886 --> 00:17:47,679 MAYBE I'LL JUST STAY UP HERE, 411 00:17:47,679 --> 00:17:49,429 KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR ANY OTHER CREEPIES. 412 00:17:49,429 --> 00:17:51,845 OH, GROW UP, SPONGEBOB. 413 00:17:51,845 --> 00:17:53,595 THERE AREN'T ANY CREEPIES. 414 00:17:53,595 --> 00:17:55,429 THERE AREN'T ANY CRAWLIES. 415 00:17:55,429 --> 00:17:57,053 THERE AREN'T ANY SNAKES. 416 00:17:57,053 --> 00:18:00,387 SO STOP WHINING SO WE CAN LOOK FOR A WAY OUT OF HERE! 417 00:18:00,387 --> 00:18:02,095 - OKAY, PEARL, YOU'VE MADE YOU POINT. 418 00:18:02,095 --> 00:18:05,303 I'LL STOP TALKING ABOUT OGRES AND VAMPIRE BAT FISH... 419 00:18:05,303 --> 00:18:06,679 AND SHARKS AND... 420 00:18:06,679 --> 00:18:08,095 SPONGEBOB! 421 00:18:08,095 --> 00:18:10,345 - AND I WON'T TALK ABOUT... ZOMBIES! 422 00:18:10,345 --> 00:18:12,095 OHH! AYEGH! 423 00:18:12,095 --> 00:18:13,345 SPONGEBOB! 424 00:18:13,345 --> 00:18:15,679 OR GHOSTLY PIRATES! 425 00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:17,803 OR LABORATORY CREATURES. 426 00:18:17,803 --> 00:18:19,803 SPONGEBOB! 427 00:18:19,803 --> 00:18:21,470 - OR GREEN BEINGS FROM ANOTHER PLANET. 428 00:18:21,470 --> 00:18:24,262 - OKAY, SPONGEBOB! OKAY! 429 00:18:24,262 --> 00:18:25,470 OR BUS DRIVERS. 430 00:18:25,470 --> 00:18:27,011 - AGH! THAT'S ENOUGH! 431 00:18:28,053 --> 00:18:29,637 - SHH! DID YOU HEAR THAT? 432 00:18:29,637 --> 00:18:32,637 NOW I'M SCARED, SPONGEBOB. 433 00:18:32,637 --> 00:18:34,637 - IT SOUNDED LIKE A CRAWLY WERECLOWN. 434 00:18:34,637 --> 00:18:35,970 BUT THERE'S NO SUCH THING! 435 00:18:35,970 --> 00:18:38,053 OH, HE'S HERE. 436 00:18:38,053 --> 00:18:40,053 OOH! 437 00:18:40,053 --> 00:18:41,803 AHH! 438 00:18:46,970 --> 00:18:48,886 - HA HA. NEEGH. 439 00:18:51,387 --> 00:18:52,970 NOT ANOTHER SKUNK. 440 00:18:52,970 --> 00:18:54,178 UGH! 441 00:18:54,178 --> 00:18:56,803 HOW DID YOU BEAT ME AGAIN? 442 00:18:56,803 --> 00:19:01,262 HEY, YOU, YOU FIND IT FUNNY TO LOCK UP MY FRIEND? 443 00:19:01,262 --> 00:19:03,554 HEY, I AM TALKING TOWARDS YOU! 444 00:19:03,554 --> 00:19:05,970 - DID YOU SEE THE DIMWIT WHO RIPPED THIS APART? 445 00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:10,095 - I UNFORTUNATELY HAVE NO IDEA WHO THAT DULLARD IS. 446 00:19:10,095 --> 00:19:13,178 I DO KNOW THAT YOU KIDNAPPED SPONGEBOB. 447 00:19:13,178 --> 00:19:14,679 - YEAH, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOUR FRIEND. 448 00:19:14,679 --> 00:19:16,470 I'M JUST THE ELECTRICIAN. 449 00:19:16,470 --> 00:19:17,637 WHOA. 450 00:19:17,637 --> 00:19:19,928 I SEE YOU ARE A MAGICIAN. 451 00:19:19,928 --> 00:19:23,220 BUT THAT VOODOO DOES NOT ERASE WHAT YOU'VE DONE. 452 00:19:23,220 --> 00:19:24,345 YOU NEED TO RELAX. 453 00:19:24,345 --> 00:19:25,679 HAVE A SEAT AND COOL OFF. 454 00:19:25,679 --> 00:19:27,803 - JEEZ, SOME PEOPLE ARE SO PUSHY. 455 00:19:27,803 --> 00:19:30,845 - JUST DON'T SIT ON... THE LEVER! 456 00:19:32,262 --> 00:19:33,303 NOW THE RIDE IS STUCK 457 00:19:33,303 --> 00:19:35,470 IN DANGEROUS SUPER FAST MODE. 458 00:19:35,470 --> 00:19:37,595 YOU TOLD ME TO SIT ON IT. 459 00:19:37,595 --> 00:19:39,345 AH. 460 00:19:40,803 --> 00:19:42,720 - WHAT'S THAT SOUND? - I DON'T KNOW. 461 00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:44,970 HOLD ME, SPONGEBOB! 462 00:19:47,011 --> 00:19:48,345 HUH? 463 00:19:50,595 --> 00:19:53,470 HEY! THE HALL OF GREAT ROMANCE. 464 00:19:53,470 --> 00:19:55,928 - OKAY, OKAY, I THINK I HEARD YOU. 465 00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:58,137 I WILL NOT SIT ON ANYTHING ELSE. 466 00:19:58,137 --> 00:20:00,970 I'LL JUST GINGERLY LEAN ON THIS WALL. 467 00:20:01,970 --> 00:20:04,095 HUH? 468 00:20:04,095 --> 00:20:07,220 NOOOOOO! 469 00:20:07,220 --> 00:20:09,637 WOW, HOW ROMANTICAL. 470 00:20:09,637 --> 00:20:13,429 - P'SHH! I IMAGINED IT BIGGER. 471 00:20:15,761 --> 00:20:16,886 LOOK, PEARL! 472 00:20:16,886 --> 00:20:19,137 A SWEET, ADORABLE CHERUB. 473 00:20:23,679 --> 00:20:26,470 PEARL, I DON'T THINK THIS IS THE TUNNEL OF GLOVE. 474 00:20:26,470 --> 00:20:29,303 IT'S THE TUNNEL OF EVIL! 475 00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:39,803 JEEZ, PEARL. 476 00:20:41,803 --> 00:20:43,679 GOSH, STUPID KID. 477 00:20:45,803 --> 00:20:47,178 - HEY-YA! 478 00:20:47,178 --> 00:20:48,470 NICE FACILITIES. 479 00:20:48,470 --> 00:20:50,011 GREAT WATER PRESSURE. 480 00:20:52,803 --> 00:20:55,303 NEPTUNE'S MOTHER! 481 00:20:57,095 --> 00:20:58,262 WHAT'S THAT NOISE? 482 00:21:08,262 --> 00:21:09,262 RARGH! 483 00:21:21,345 --> 00:21:23,886 SHE'S GONNA BLOW! 484 00:21:23,886 --> 00:21:25,803 NOOO! 485 00:21:37,803 --> 00:21:39,053 HA... 486 00:21:39,053 --> 00:21:41,512 I GUESS THAT TURNED OUT TO BE... 487 00:21:41,512 --> 00:21:42,679 KIND OF FUN. 488 00:21:42,679 --> 00:21:44,178 HEHE, YEAH. 489 00:21:46,178 --> 00:21:48,970 SPONGEBOB IS YOUR BOYFRIEND. 490 00:21:48,970 --> 00:21:50,095 EW! 491 00:21:50,095 --> 00:21:52,637 HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT? 492 00:21:52,637 --> 00:21:53,637 EWWW! 493 00:21:53,637 --> 00:21:54,803 GROSS. 494 00:21:54,803 --> 00:21:56,512 OH, DON'T DENY IT. 495 00:21:56,512 --> 00:21:58,095 YOU WERE TOTALLY HUGGING HIM. 496 00:21:58,095 --> 00:22:00,178 AND EVERYONE KNOWS THAT TOTALLY MEANS 497 00:22:00,178 --> 00:22:02,303 HE'S TOTALLY YOUR BOYFRIEND! 498 00:22:05,803 --> 00:22:07,886 HOWDY, KIDS! 499 00:22:07,886 --> 00:22:11,053 - AH! CRAWLY CLOWN! 500 00:22:14,470 --> 00:22:16,178 YOU UNDERSTAND, GIRLS. 501 00:22:16,178 --> 00:22:18,053 FOR POSTERITY. 502 00:22:22,220 --> 00:22:23,345 YOU GONNA FINISH THAT? 503 00:22:26,928 --> 00:22:29,886 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com