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OOH.

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DELICIOUS.

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pop!

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squish!

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pop!

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squish! squish! squish!

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pop! pop! pop!

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quack!

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TOP OF THE MORNIN' TO YOU!

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KRUSTY KRAB, SPONGEBOB SPEAKING.

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ring! ring!

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GARY, IS THAT YOU?

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GARY, I KNOW YOU'RE THERE.

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I CAN HEAR YOU BREATHING.

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OOH!

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MR. KRABS!

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JUST LIKE A KRABBY PATTY.

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TO THE MENU.

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I'M NOT IMPRESSED.

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WITH LEFTOVER INGREDIENTS.

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NOW I'M IMPRESSED.

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- HMM, I COULD'VE SWORN
THAT SIGN SAID "OPEN."

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OF MY MISERABLY FAILED LIFE.

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TALKING TO MYSELF...

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AGAIN.

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LIKE THIS...

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GO ON.

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MY, WHAT AN INTERESTING SHAPE.

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ARE THOSE FOR SALE?

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WHY?

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WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY ONE?

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WELL...

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ON THE PRICE.

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AS WHAT A KRABBY PATTY COSTS?

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HMM.

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SURE, I SUPPOSE SO.

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HOW ABOUT DOUBLE?

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NOW YOU'RE TALKING.

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KRABBY PATTIES AGAIN?

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SOMETHING ELSE.

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HEY, WHAT YOU GOT THERE, FRANK?

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IT'S NEW.

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A KRABBY PATTY,

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BUT IT'S SHAPED LIKE A WEINER.

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- HEY, I'D LIKE TO
REQUEST A WEINER.

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ME TOO.

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WIENERS! WIENERS! WIENERS!

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SQUIDWARD, WHAT'S THAT NOISE?

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EXCRUCIATING.

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- UP HERE, BOY;
TAKE A LOOK.

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- I CAN'T READ IT FROM HERE,
MR. KRABS.

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WHAT'S IT SAY?

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- IT SAYS,
"KRUSTY DOGS ONLY $3.99

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OR $4.99 WITH CHEESE."

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$4.99?

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THAT'S HIGHWAY ROBBERY.

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- AVEC FROMAGE,
MONSIEUR SQUIDWARD,

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AVEC FROMAGE.

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MY KRUSTY DOG...

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HANDWRITTEN ON THE MENU.

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OH, PINCH ME, SQUIDWARD.

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PINCH YOURSELF, YOU NINNY.

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- SPONGEBOB,
THREE MORE KRUSTY DOGS, PRONTO.

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- AYE-AYE, CAP'N.

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SPONGEBOB!

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OF KRUSTY DOGS,

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EXTRA KRUSTY.

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WOW, MR. KRABS,

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OF ORDERS FOR KRUSTY DOGS.

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YEP.

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YEAH, I'LL GET THOSE GOING

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THESE KRABBY PATTIES.

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- OH, FORGET ABOUT
MAKING THOSE PATTIES,

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JUST MAKE THE WIENERS.

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"JUST MAKE THE WIENERS"?

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UM, EXCUSE ME, MR. KRABS.

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WITH THAT LADDER?

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MR. KRABS?

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- I'M JUST GOING TO

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TO THE KRUSTY KRAB MENU,
THAT'S ALL.

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CHANGES?

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OH, THAT REMINDS ME.

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I COULD BORROW?

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ERASER?

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- AH, NEVER MIND,
I'LL JUST CROSS IT OFF.

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NO MORE KRABBY PATTIES.

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- OKAY, JUST BREATHE
NORMALLY, SON.

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THERE YOU GO.

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THAT'S IT.

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- THERE.
HE'S STARTING TO REVIVE.

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THAT MR. KRABS

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KRABBY PATTIES AGAIN.

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PARDON ME.

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WE'RE LOSING HIM.

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crash!

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SPONGEBOB.

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SPONGEBOB.

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WAKE UP.

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WHERE AM I?

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PARAMEDICS DOING HERE?

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- YOU'RE BACK
IN YOUR OLD KITCHEN,

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WERE HERE TO REVIVE YOU.

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I WAS ASLEEP?

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YEAH.

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BUT JUST FOR A LITTLE WHILE.

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THE TIME YOU WERE UNCONSCIOUS.

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- MR. KRABS, ISN'T THAT
WHERE THE GRILL USED TO BE?

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MAYBE.

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BUT NOW WE HAVE THIS!

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MY SPATULA?

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I GOT YOU A NEW ONE.

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ALL RIGHT, THOSE WIENERS AREN'T
GONNA ROTISSERIE THEMSELVES.

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EVERYBODY BACK TO WORK.

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- AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN.

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SQUIDWARD, CAN I TALK TO YOU
FOR ONE SECOND?

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I DON'T KNOW.

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THAT'S A PRETTY LONG TALK.

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THAT MADE IT, WELL,
NOT AS FUN AS IT USED TO BE.

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WELL, ACTUALLY, YES.

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- REALLY?
WHAT WAS IT.

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BEING HIRED.

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I DON'T KNOW WHY,

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BUT THINGS JUST AREN'T THE SAME

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WERE ADDED TO THE MENU.

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SPONGEBOB, MY BOY.

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THAT THERE IS NOTHING,

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I REPEAT, NOTHING THAT COULD

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THAN IT ALREADY IS.

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DRESSED LIKE A HOT DOG, MOMMY.

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TO STAY IN SCHOOL, BILLY.

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MR. KRABS?

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AHOY, SPONGEBOB.

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HOW GOES THE WIENERS?

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MEH.

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I WAS KIND OF WONDERING,

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TO SELLING KRABBY PATTIES?

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WHAT ON EARTH FOR?

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WAS YOUR BEST IDEA EVER, BOY.

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- I KNOW, I—

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WELL, I GUESS I SORT OF
JUST MISS THE KRABBY PATTIES.

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AFTER ALL, THEY'RE WHAT
GAVE THIS PLACE ITS NAME.

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YEAH, GOOD POINT.

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- YEAH, I MEAN, DON'T YOU THINK

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"KRUSTY DOG"?

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THOSE WIENERS HAVE GOT TO GO.

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HERE YOU ARE, HUNGRY CUSTOMERS,

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YOUR DELICIOUS KRUSTY DOGS.

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THEY DO LOOK DELICIOUS.

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YES.

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AN UNSIGHTLY SKIN CONDITION.

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HERE'S YOUR FOOT LONG, SIR.

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THANKS.

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12 INCHES OF DELICIOUSNESS.

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YEAH.

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YOU KNOW, WHAT GIVES THEM
THAT ADDED FLAVOR?

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NO, WHAT?

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AND RECYCLED DENTAL FLOSS.

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SPONGEBOB, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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AND BRING BACK THE KRABBY PATTY.

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- SPONGEBOB, I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D BE SAYING THIS,

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BUT COUNT ME IN.

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HOORAY!

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HELP!

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I'M HAVING TERRIBLE
ABDOMINAL PAIN!

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I THINK IT WAS THE...

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THE...

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LINE.

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WEINER.

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THE WEINER!

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

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ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.

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OLD-TIMEY GENTLEMAN.

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FOR ONE PURPOSE TODAY.

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- SO I SAID,
"IT DIDN'T SMELL SO BAD,

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"BUT IT TASTE—

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QUIET, GRANNY!

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I'M TALKIN'!

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OH.

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TO A SIMPLER TIME,

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A KRABBY PATTIER TIME.

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- I'M NOT REALLY CONCERNED ABOUT
POSSIBLE ILL HEALTH EFFECTS.

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- HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS?
- NAH.

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HOW ABOUT NOSTALGIA?

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NEVER HEARD OF HIM.

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- OKAY, THAT DIDN'T
WORK AT ALL.

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THEIR APPETITE FOR WIENERS.

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WE NEED STRONGER TACTICS.

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RIGHT.

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MR. KRABS WHOLE WEINER THING

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BLOW RIGHT UP IN HIS FACE.

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YEAH.

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BLOW UP.

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honk!

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SQUIDWARD, THAT'S IT!

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BEAUTIFUL.

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YOUR KRUSTY DOG, SIR,
WITH EXTRA MUSTARD.

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THANKS.

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SOMETHING ELSE?

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OKAY, I GUESS NOT.

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THANK YOU, SIR.

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WAIT FOR IT, SPONGEBOB,
WAIT FOR IT.

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NOW!

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YEAH, REMEMBER THAT?

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OH, MY NEPTUNE!

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IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE!

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- WHAT?
WHERE?

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pop!

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splat!

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IT'S ALL OVER ME.

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- I-I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK.

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ABOUT THAT.

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HAVE A NICE DAY.

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- SPONGEBOB,
WHAT HAPPENED IN HERE?

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00:10:01,927 --> 00:10:03,635
WHERE ARE ALL ME CUSTOMERS?

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WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

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OOH, I KNOW THE ANSWER.

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- HEY, SPONGEBOB,
HAVE YOU SEEN MR. SQUIDWARD?

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- I THINK HE'S OUTSIDE
ON HIS BREAK.

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PERFECT.

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KRABBY PATTIES COMING, BOY.

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- AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN!

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- MOM, LOOK IT'S A GUY DRESSED
AS A KRABBY PATTY.

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- IT'S NEVER TOO SOON TO START
PICKING A GOOD COLLEGE, BILLY.

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thud!

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WELL, I GUESS I WAS WRONG AGAIN.

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MORE HUMILIATING.

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YOU'RE IT!

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NOT FOR LONG.

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00:11:07,927 --> 00:11:09,301
- HEY, TRY AND CATCH ME,
SPONGEBOB.

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slam!

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TAG, YOU'RE IT.

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OH!

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THIS GAME'S TOO HARD.

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I KNOW.

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WHAT IF BOTH OF US ARE IT?

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- BUT, THEN,
WHO'S GONNA BE NOT IT?

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- EXACTLY,
NEITHER OF US WILL KNOW.

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OH.

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I LIKE NOT KNOWING.

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LET'S PLAY!

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I'M IT!

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WHOA!

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SPONGEBOB!

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smash!

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- HANG ON;
I'M COMING!

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crash!

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WOW, WHAT IS THIS PLACE?

248
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LOOK AT ALL THIS COOL STUFF!

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HA!

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I'M THE CAPTAIN!

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YO-HO-HO, YA MATEYS!

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ARR!

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EN GARDE!

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WHOA!

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THANKS, SPONGEBOB.

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BE MORE CAREFUL.

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- LET'S GO BACK
TO THE MAIN DECK.

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OKAY.

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thud!

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PATRICK!

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I'M COMING, BUDDY.

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PATRICK?

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thunk!

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PATRICK!

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OOH, SHINY AND SMOOTH.

266
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WOW, WHAT'S THIS?

267
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"MAUNA LOA."

268
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WHOA, I'M LATE!

269
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GOT TO GET TO WORK.

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SPONGEBOB.

271
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SPONGEBOB.

272
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SPONGEBOB, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

273
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I'VE BEEN SAYING

274
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ABOUT A BAJILLION TIMES,
AND YOU—

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WHAT THE?

276
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NICE PATTY, MICHELANGELO.

277
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I HOPE YOU'RE NOT EXPECTING
AN AWARD ANY TIME SOON.

278
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- OH, THAT'S JUST MY SECRET—

279
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OH!

280
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HERE YOU GO.

281
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POROUS FREAK.

282
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WHEW!

283
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THAT WAS CLOSE.

284
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SPONGEBOB!

285
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I JUST MADE.

286
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PATRICK, PLEASE!

287
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WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO,

288
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GIVE AWAY OUR SECRET HIDEOUT?

289
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GIVE ME THAT.

290
00:13:47,969 --> 00:13:50,135
WHAT'S WITH ALL THE RACKET?

291
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- UH, S-SORRY, SIR.

292
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- PATRICK, IF YOU'RE GONNA
DISTRACT ME FRY COOK,

293
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IS BUY SOME GRUB.

294
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YOU GOT IT, MR. KRABS.

295
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BACK TO WORK, BOY.

296
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SURE THING.

297
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AR!

298
00:14:07,093 --> 00:14:08,677
- OH, LOOKS LIKE
THE WORK DAY IS OVER.

299
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SEE YOU TOMORROW, SIR.

300
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THAT'S...

301
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ODD.

302
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HMM.

303
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WELL, LET'S SEE.

304
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COME ON, PATRICK.

305
00:14:16,385 --> 00:14:17,677
WE HAVE TO GET BACK TO OUR...

306
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PLAYGROUND.

307
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KEEP THE CHANGE, MY GOOD MAN.

308
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HMM.

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THAT SAYS "MAUNA LOA."

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MAUNA LOA?

311
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AS IN THE SHIPWRECK MAUNA LOA?

312
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PIRATE'S BOOTY LIES...

313
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IN ITS RUINS.

314
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- I'VE BEEN SEARCHING

315
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NEARLY ME ENTIRE ADULT LIFE,

316
00:14:40,593 --> 00:14:43,093
LOOKING OVER EVERY NOOK,
EVERY CRANNY,

317
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EVERY DUMPSTER.

318
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ONCE I GET ME CLAWS ON IT,

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I'LL BE THE RICHEST CRUSTACEAN
IN THE WORLD.

320
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- WELL, I GUESS
THAT EXPLAINS THIS.

321
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HMM.

322
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TO HORDE THE LOT FOR THEMSELVES.

323
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COME ON, SQUIDWARD.

324
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WE'RE GONNA LET THOSE

325
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TO THE MAUNA LOA.

326
00:15:02,719 --> 00:15:05,468
- ACTUALLY, I HAVE A HOT DATE
WITH MY TOENAIL CLIPPER TONIGHT.

327
00:15:05,468 --> 00:15:06,468
BUT HAVE FUN WITH THAT.

328
00:15:08,969 --> 00:15:12,093
- HEY, PATRICK, DO YOU THINK

329
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ABOUT OUR SECRET HIDEOUT?

330
00:15:13,635 --> 00:15:15,385
OH, GEE, SPONGEBOB.

331
00:15:15,385 --> 00:15:18,468
ABOUT OUR SECRET HIDEOUT?

332
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- DOESN'T THAT MAKE

333
00:15:20,176 --> 00:15:21,677
A LITTLE LESS SECRET-Y?

334
00:15:21,677 --> 00:15:23,301
WELL, NO.

335
00:15:23,301 --> 00:15:27,552
IT'S JUST A SECRET
THAT EVERYBODY KNOWS ABOUT.

336
00:15:31,468 --> 00:15:32,510
WHAT'S WRONG, SPONGEBOB?

337
00:15:32,510 --> 00:15:33,760
JUST AS I THOUGHT.

338
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WE'RE BEING FOLLOWED.

339
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THAT'S IT.

340
00:15:41,135 --> 00:15:42,468
TO THE HIDEOUT AFTER ALL.

341
00:15:42,468 --> 00:15:43,927
FOUND IT!

342
00:15:43,927 --> 00:15:45,260
HEY.

343
00:15:45,260 --> 00:15:46,885
WERE YOU FOLLOWING US?

344
00:15:46,885 --> 00:15:48,885
NO, I JUST SAW THE SIGN.

345
00:15:55,385 --> 00:15:57,719
FROM OLD MAN KRABS, DID YOU?

346
00:15:57,719 --> 00:15:59,301
I'M NOT AWARE OF ANY TREASURE,

347
00:15:59,301 --> 00:16:01,593
YOU'RE SUCH A NICE BOSS,

348
00:16:01,593 --> 00:16:03,093
YOU CAN HANG OUT AT THE HIDEOUT,

349
00:16:03,093 --> 00:16:04,593
A SECRET.

350
00:16:06,301 --> 00:16:07,510
YOU'RE SUCH A NICE—

351
00:16:07,510 --> 00:16:09,885
THIS MALARKEY?

352
00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:11,802
THE OLD STONEWALL, EH?

353
00:16:11,802 --> 00:16:13,927
WELL, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.

354
00:16:15,260 --> 00:16:17,510
WHERE'D YOU TWO BLUNDERERS
FIND THE GOLD COIN?

355
00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:19,552
- IF MY EYES WEREN'T BURNING
LIKE THEY WERE FULL OF LAVA,

356
00:16:19,552 --> 00:16:21,552
I COULD SHOW YOU.

357
00:16:21,552 --> 00:16:23,802
PUSHOVERS.

358
00:16:25,135 --> 00:16:28,218
I KNEW I'D FIND IT!

359
00:16:28,218 --> 00:16:30,093
CHECK IT OUT, FELLERS!

360
00:16:30,093 --> 00:16:33,385
COLD, HARD DOUBLOONS!

361
00:16:33,385 --> 00:16:36,093
- UH, YOU MIGHT WANT TO TAKE
A CLOSER LOOK AT YOUR COINAGE.

362
00:16:36,844 --> 00:16:38,301
- EH?
WHAT'S THIS?

363
00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:40,552
"TOKEN HAS NO MONETARY VALUE"?

364
00:16:40,552 --> 00:16:41,760
TOKENS?

365
00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:43,385
THIS MUST BE A DECOY.

366
00:16:48,552 --> 00:16:50,176
AHOY, MR. KRABS.

367
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:52,385
IN THAT SHED.

368
00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:56,593
- HEE-HEE!

369
00:16:56,593 --> 00:16:58,552
WHAT THE BARNACLES?

370
00:16:58,552 --> 00:17:01,468
IT'S JUST FULL OF TICKETS.

371
00:17:01,468 --> 00:17:03,927
- WELL, YOU USUALLY DO FIND
TICKETS IN A TICKET BOOTH.

372
00:17:03,927 --> 00:17:05,385
TICKET BOOTH?

373
00:17:05,385 --> 00:17:07,510
RESTRICTIONS ON THE CREW?

374
00:17:07,510 --> 00:17:09,844
"MUST BE THIS TALL TO RIDE"?

375
00:17:09,844 --> 00:17:12,719
- WELL, MAYBE THEY HAD SOMETHING
AGAINST SHORT PEOPLE.

376
00:17:12,719 --> 00:17:14,260
I LIKE THEIR LITTLE CLOTHES.

377
00:17:15,552 --> 00:17:17,927
"CAPTAIN'S QUARTERS."

378
00:17:17,927 --> 00:17:20,385
TREASURE HERE, MR. KRABS.

379
00:17:20,385 --> 00:17:21,927
OUT OF ME WAY, BOY.

380
00:17:24,093 --> 00:17:25,135
I KNEW IT.

381
00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:28,427
IS FINALLY MINE.

382
00:17:28,427 --> 00:17:31,343
TASTE THEM JEWELS.

383
00:17:33,301 --> 00:17:35,552
THAN I THOUGHT.

384
00:17:35,552 --> 00:17:36,510
HUH?

385
00:17:36,510 --> 00:17:38,135
IT'S EMPTY.

386
00:17:38,135 --> 00:17:39,301
NO GOOD!

387
00:17:39,301 --> 00:17:40,301
HA HA!

388
00:17:40,301 --> 00:17:41,552
VERY CLEVER, CAP'N.

389
00:17:41,552 --> 00:17:44,135
THE OL' RINGER, EH?

390
00:17:44,135 --> 00:17:46,135
OR SOMETHING.

391
00:17:46,135 --> 00:17:47,468
WHERE YOU KEEPING IT?

392
00:17:47,468 --> 00:17:48,468
IN YOUR POCKET?

393
00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:52,844
PLASTIC?

394
00:17:52,844 --> 00:17:54,093
HANG ON A MINUTE.

395
00:17:54,093 --> 00:17:58,093
PLASTIC CAPTAIN,
A TICKET BOOTH, TOKENS.

396
00:17:58,093 --> 00:18:00,093
THIS AIN'T THE WRECK
OF THE MAUNA LOA.

397
00:18:00,093 --> 00:18:02,969
IT'S THE WRECK OF THE MAUNA LOA
AMUSEMENT PARK RIDE.

398
00:18:03,969 --> 00:18:06,510
NO WONDER WE WERE SO AMUSED.

399
00:18:06,510 --> 00:18:09,093
WELL, I'M NOT.

400
00:18:09,093 --> 00:18:10,802
- REMEMBER, YOU'RE ALWAYS

401
00:18:10,802 --> 00:18:12,093
AT THE SECRET HIDEOUT.

402
00:18:12,093 --> 00:18:13,802
- THIS PLACE AIN'T GOT
NO TREASURE.

403
00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:15,677
HUNK OF JUNK.

404
00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:17,218
OKAY, BUT WOULD YOU MIND

405
00:18:17,218 --> 00:18:19,552
HUNK OF JUNK A SECRET?

406
00:18:19,552 --> 00:18:20,802
WOULDN'T BE MUCH OF A SECRET

407
00:18:20,802 --> 00:18:22,760
IF WE HAD
A MILLION PEOPLE SHOWING UP.

408
00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:25,343
- HO, HO, HO,
DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF.

409
00:18:25,343 --> 00:18:27,093
THE REAL THING.

410
00:18:27,093 --> 00:18:29,593
IT'S NOT LIKE A MILLION PEOPLE

411
00:18:29,593 --> 00:18:32,468
FOR FUN.

412
00:18:32,468 --> 00:18:33,927
WAIT A MINUTE.

413
00:18:33,927 --> 00:18:35,135
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY DO.

414
00:18:35,135 --> 00:18:36,719
HO, HO, HO!

415
00:18:36,719 --> 00:18:38,635
BRACE YOURSELVES, FELLERS.

416
00:18:40,301 --> 00:18:43,093
IN THE SEA.

417
00:18:43,093 --> 00:18:45,260
OF THE MAUNA LOA.

418
00:18:45,260 --> 00:18:46,510
ARR.

419
00:18:46,510 --> 00:18:47,510
HOW MAY I HELP YOU?

420
00:18:47,510 --> 00:18:49,510
I'LL TAKE TEN TOKENS, PLEASE.

421
00:18:49,510 --> 00:18:50,510
STEP RIGHT UP.

422
00:18:50,510 --> 00:18:51,885
DON'T BE SHY.

423
00:18:54,093 --> 00:18:56,593
OF THE WRECK OF THE MAUNA LOA.

424
00:19:02,427 --> 00:19:07,343
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
WHOA! WHOA!

425
00:19:07,343 --> 00:19:08,385
THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS,

426
00:19:09,844 --> 00:19:13,176
TO ITS FORMER GLORY.

427
00:19:13,176 --> 00:19:15,010
- SORRY, HONEY,
BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO COME BACK

428
00:19:15,010 --> 00:19:16,051
WHEN YOU'RE A BIG BOY.

429
00:19:16,051 --> 00:19:18,969
OH, I DISAGREE.

430
00:19:18,969 --> 00:19:23,927
I'D SAY THE LITTLE FELLER'S
JUST RIGHT.

431
00:19:27,677 --> 00:19:29,510
IT'S GONE, PATRICK.

432
00:19:29,510 --> 00:19:33,385
IS GONE FOREVER.

433
00:19:33,385 --> 00:19:37,760
- AND, ALAS, EVEN

434
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:40,635
CANNOT LIFT MY SUNKEN HEART.

435
00:19:40,635 --> 00:19:42,385
TO CHEER YOU UP?

436
00:19:42,385 --> 00:19:43,468
LET'S DO THIS!

437
00:19:48,468 --> 00:19:50,010
- WHOO-HOO-HOO!

438
00:19:50,010 --> 00:19:51,802
clang!

439
00:20:05,301 --> 00:20:07,510
WHOA!

440
00:20:24,385 --> 00:20:25,385
WHOA!

441
00:20:25,385 --> 00:20:28,093
boom!

442
00:20:31,635 --> 00:20:33,385
WHOO!

443
00:20:33,385 --> 00:20:36,218
WHOO! WHOO! WHOO!

444
00:20:37,719 --> 00:20:39,510
THAT WAS AWESOME!

445
00:20:39,510 --> 00:20:40,552
YEAH!

446
00:20:40,552 --> 00:20:42,176
TOTALLY REALISTIC.

447
00:20:42,176 --> 00:20:43,427
REALISTIC?

448
00:20:43,427 --> 00:20:46,135
NEARLY COST US OUR LIVES.

449
00:20:46,135 --> 00:20:48,301
- MR. KRABS PUT

450
00:20:48,301 --> 00:20:49,969
WITH THIS CARELESS CONTRAPTION.

451
00:20:49,969 --> 00:20:51,385
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

452
00:20:51,385 --> 00:20:52,885
COULD'VE BEEN HURT

453
00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:54,677
ON YOUR DISASTER OF A RIDE.

454
00:20:54,677 --> 00:20:58,301
- OKAY, PEOPLE, LET'S NOT
DO ANYTHING WE MIGHT REGRET.

455
00:20:58,301 --> 00:21:00,760
TOO LATE FOR THAT, KRABS.

456
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:01,844
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

457
00:21:01,844 --> 00:21:03,760
YOU CAN'T TAKE ME TO THE POKEY.

458
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:06,593
TO PUBLIC SAFETY I CAN,

459
00:21:06,593 --> 00:21:08,218
AND I WILL.

460
00:21:08,218 --> 00:21:10,260
HONESTLY, I THINK
YOU'LL BE SAFER IN PRISON.

461
00:21:15,427 --> 00:21:18,385
- WELL, BUDDY, I GUESS WE

462
00:21:18,385 --> 00:21:19,635
THIS TIME.

463
00:21:21,719 --> 00:21:23,635
TO FIND OUT ABOUT IT, TOO.

464
00:21:23,635 --> 00:21:25,260
OH, WHO KNOWS, PATRICK?

465
00:21:25,260 --> 00:21:28,593
THE NEXT FUN, FUN PLACE MIGHT BE
JUST AROUND THE CORNER, HUH?

466
00:21:28,593 --> 00:21:30,176
WELL, I DOUBT IT.

467
00:21:32,385 --> 00:21:33,760
slam!

468
00:21:35,552 --> 00:21:37,468
"THE REAL MAUNA LOA"?

469
00:21:37,468 --> 00:21:39,176
OOH.

470
00:21:39,176 --> 00:21:41,719
PATRICK, CAN YOU KEEP A SECRET?

471
00:21:41,719 --> 00:21:42,760
NOPE.

472
00:21:46,093 --> 00:21:49,093
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