OOH.
DELICIOUS.
pop!
squish!
pop!
squish! squish! squish!
pop! pop! pop!
quack!
TOP OF THE MORNIN' TO YOU!
KRUSTY KRAB, SPONGEBOB SPEAKING.
ring! ring!
GARY, IS THAT YOU?
GARY, I KNOW YOU'RE THERE.
I CAN HEAR YOU BREATHING.
OOH!
MR. KRABS!
JUST LIKE A KRABBY PATTY.
TO THE MENU.
I'M NOT IMPRESSED.
WITH LEFTOVER INGREDIENTS.
NOW I'M IMPRESSED.
- HMM, I COULD'VE SWORN THAT SIGN SAID "OPEN."
OF MY MISERABLY FAILED LIFE.
TALKING TO MYSELF...
AGAIN.
LIKE THIS...
GO ON.
MY, WHAT AN INTERESTING SHAPE.
ARE THOSE FOR SALE?
WHY?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY ONE?
WELL...
ON THE PRICE.
AS WHAT A KRABBY PATTY COSTS?
HMM.
SURE, I SUPPOSE SO.
HOW ABOUT DOUBLE?
NOW YOU'RE TALKING.
KRABBY PATTIES AGAIN?
SOMETHING ELSE.
HEY, WHAT YOU GOT THERE, FRANK?
IT'S NEW.
A KRABBY PATTY,
BUT IT'S SHAPED LIKE A WEINER.
- HEY, I'D LIKE TO REQUEST A WEINER.
ME TOO.
WIENERS! WIENERS! WIENERS!
SQUIDWARD, WHAT'S THAT NOISE?
EXCRUCIATING.
- UP HERE, BOY; TAKE A LOOK.
- I CAN'T READ IT FROM HERE, MR. KRABS.
WHAT'S IT SAY?
- IT SAYS, "KRUSTY DOGS ONLY $3.99
OR $4.99 WITH CHEESE."
$4.99?
THAT'S HIGHWAY ROBBERY.
- AVEC FROMAGE, MONSIEUR SQUIDWARD,
AVEC FROMAGE.
MY KRUSTY DOG...
HANDWRITTEN ON THE MENU.
OH, PINCH ME, SQUIDWARD.
PINCH YOURSELF, YOU NINNY.
- SPONGEBOB, THREE MORE KRUSTY DOGS, PRONTO.
- AYE-AYE, CAP'N.
SPONGEBOB!
OF KRUSTY DOGS,
EXTRA KRUSTY.
WOW, MR. KRABS,
OF ORDERS FOR KRUSTY DOGS.
YEP.
YEAH, I'LL GET THOSE GOING
THESE KRABBY PATTIES.
- OH, FORGET ABOUT MAKING THOSE PATTIES,
JUST MAKE THE WIENERS.
"JUST MAKE THE WIENERS"?
UM, EXCUSE ME, MR. KRABS.
WITH THAT LADDER?
MR. KRABS?
- I'M JUST GOING TO
TO THE KRUSTY KRAB MENU, THAT'S ALL.
CHANGES?
OH, THAT REMINDS ME.
I COULD BORROW?
ERASER?
- AH, NEVER MIND, I'LL JUST CROSS IT OFF.
NO MORE KRABBY PATTIES.
- OKAY, JUST BREATHE NORMALLY, SON.
THERE YOU GO.
THAT'S IT.
- THERE. HE'S STARTING TO REVIVE.
THAT MR. KRABS
KRABBY PATTIES AGAIN.
PARDON ME.
WE'RE LOSING HIM.
crash!
SPONGEBOB.
WAKE UP.
WHERE AM I?
PARAMEDICS DOING HERE?
- YOU'RE BACK IN YOUR OLD KITCHEN,
WERE HERE TO REVIVE YOU.
I WAS ASLEEP?
YEAH.
BUT JUST FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
THE TIME YOU WERE UNCONSCIOUS.
- MR. KRABS, ISN'T THAT WHERE THE GRILL USED TO BE?
MAYBE.
BUT NOW WE HAVE THIS!
MY SPATULA?
I GOT YOU A NEW ONE.
ALL RIGHT, THOSE WIENERS AREN'T GONNA ROTISSERIE THEMSELVES.
EVERYBODY BACK TO WORK.
- AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN.
SQUIDWARD, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR ONE SECOND?
I DON'T KNOW.
THAT'S A PRETTY LONG TALK.
THAT MADE IT, WELL, NOT AS FUN AS IT USED TO BE.
WELL, ACTUALLY, YES.
- REALLY? WHAT WAS IT.
BEING HIRED.
I DON'T KNOW WHY,
BUT THINGS JUST AREN'T THE SAME
WERE ADDED TO THE MENU.
SPONGEBOB, MY BOY.
THAT THERE IS NOTHING,
I REPEAT, NOTHING THAT COULD
THAN IT ALREADY IS.
DRESSED LIKE A HOT DOG, MOMMY.
TO STAY IN SCHOOL, BILLY.
MR. KRABS?
AHOY, SPONGEBOB.
HOW GOES THE WIENERS?
MEH.
I WAS KIND OF WONDERING,
TO SELLING KRABBY PATTIES?
WHAT ON EARTH FOR?
WAS YOUR BEST IDEA EVER, BOY.
- I KNOW, I—
WELL, I GUESS I SORT OF JUST MISS THE KRABBY PATTIES.
AFTER ALL, THEY'RE WHAT GAVE THIS PLACE ITS NAME.
YEAH, GOOD POINT.
- YEAH, I MEAN, DON'T YOU THINK
"KRUSTY DOG"?
THOSE WIENERS HAVE GOT TO GO.
HERE YOU ARE, HUNGRY CUSTOMERS,
YOUR DELICIOUS KRUSTY DOGS.
THEY DO LOOK DELICIOUS.
YES.
AN UNSIGHTLY SKIN CONDITION.
HERE'S YOUR FOOT LONG, SIR.
THANKS.
12 INCHES OF DELICIOUSNESS.
YEAH.
YOU KNOW, WHAT GIVES THEM THAT ADDED FLAVOR?
NO, WHAT?
AND RECYCLED DENTAL FLOSS.
SPONGEBOB, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
AND BRING BACK THE KRABBY PATTY.
- SPONGEBOB, I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE SAYING THIS,
BUT COUNT ME IN.
HOORAY!
HELP!
I'M HAVING TERRIBLE ABDOMINAL PAIN!
I THINK IT WAS THE...
THE...
LINE.
WEINER.
THE WEINER!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.
OLD-TIMEY GENTLEMAN.
FOR ONE PURPOSE TODAY.
- SO I SAID, "IT DIDN'T SMELL SO BAD,
"BUT IT TASTE—
QUIET, GRANNY!
I'M TALKIN'!
OH.
TO A SIMPLER TIME,
A KRABBY PATTIER TIME.
- I'M NOT REALLY CONCERNED ABOUT POSSIBLE ILL HEALTH EFFECTS.
- HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS? - NAH.
HOW ABOUT NOSTALGIA?
NEVER HEARD OF HIM.
- OKAY, THAT DIDN'T WORK AT ALL.
THEIR APPETITE FOR WIENERS.
WE NEED STRONGER TACTICS.
RIGHT.
MR. KRABS WHOLE WEINER THING
BLOW RIGHT UP IN HIS FACE.
YEAH.
BLOW UP.
honk!
SQUIDWARD, THAT'S IT!
BEAUTIFUL.
YOUR KRUSTY DOG, SIR, WITH EXTRA MUSTARD.
THANKS.
SOMETHING ELSE?
OKAY, I GUESS NOT.
THANK YOU, SIR.
WAIT FOR IT, SPONGEBOB, WAIT FOR IT.
NOW!
YEAH, REMEMBER THAT?
OH, MY NEPTUNE!
IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE!
- WHAT? WHERE?
pop!
splat!
IT'S ALL OVER ME.
- I-I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK.
ABOUT THAT.
HAVE A NICE DAY.
- SPONGEBOB, WHAT HAPPENED IN HERE?
WHERE ARE ALL ME CUSTOMERS?
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
OOH, I KNOW THE ANSWER.
- HEY, SPONGEBOB, HAVE YOU SEEN MR. SQUIDWARD?
- I THINK HE'S OUTSIDE ON HIS BREAK.
PERFECT.
KRABBY PATTIES COMING, BOY.
- AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN!
- MOM, LOOK IT'S A GUY DRESSED AS A KRABBY PATTY.
- IT'S NEVER TOO SOON TO START PICKING A GOOD COLLEGE, BILLY.
thud!
WELL, I GUESS I WAS WRONG AGAIN.
MORE HUMILIATING.
YOU'RE IT!
NOT FOR LONG.
- HEY, TRY AND CATCH ME, SPONGEBOB.
slam!
TAG, YOU'RE IT.
OH!
THIS GAME'S TOO HARD.
I KNOW.
WHAT IF BOTH OF US ARE IT?
- BUT, THEN, WHO'S GONNA BE NOT IT?
- EXACTLY, NEITHER OF US WILL KNOW.
OH.
I LIKE NOT KNOWING.
LET'S PLAY!
I'M IT!
WHOA!
SPONGEBOB!
smash!
- HANG ON; I'M COMING!
crash!
WOW, WHAT IS THIS PLACE?
LOOK AT ALL THIS COOL STUFF!
HA!
I'M THE CAPTAIN!
YO-HO-HO, YA MATEYS!
ARR!
EN GARDE!
WHOA!
THANKS, SPONGEBOB.
BE MORE CAREFUL.
- LET'S GO BACK TO THE MAIN DECK.
OKAY.
thud!
PATRICK!
I'M COMING, BUDDY.
PATRICK?
thunk!
PATRICK!
OOH, SHINY AND SMOOTH.
WOW, WHAT'S THIS?
"MAUNA LOA."
WHOA, I'M LATE!
GOT TO GET TO WORK.
SPONGEBOB.
SPONGEBOB, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I'VE BEEN SAYING
ABOUT A BAJILLION TIMES, AND YOU—
WHAT THE?
NICE PATTY, MICHELANGELO.
I HOPE YOU'RE NOT EXPECTING AN AWARD ANY TIME SOON.
- OH, THAT'S JUST MY SECRET—
OH!
HERE YOU GO.
POROUS FREAK.
WHEW!
THAT WAS CLOSE.
SPONGEBOB!
I JUST MADE.
PATRICK, PLEASE!
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO,
GIVE AWAY OUR SECRET HIDEOUT?
GIVE ME THAT.
WHAT'S WITH ALL THE RACKET?
- UH, S-SORRY, SIR.
- PATRICK, IF YOU'RE GONNA DISTRACT ME FRY COOK,
IS BUY SOME GRUB.
YOU GOT IT, MR. KRABS.
BACK TO WORK, BOY.
SURE THING.
AR!
- OH, LOOKS LIKE THE WORK DAY IS OVER.
SEE YOU TOMORROW, SIR.
THAT'S...
ODD.
HMM.
WELL, LET'S SEE.
COME ON, PATRICK.
WE HAVE TO GET BACK TO OUR...
PLAYGROUND.
KEEP THE CHANGE, MY GOOD MAN.
HMM.
THAT SAYS "MAUNA LOA."
MAUNA LOA?
AS IN THE SHIPWRECK MAUNA LOA?
PIRATE'S BOOTY LIES...
IN ITS RUINS.
- I'VE BEEN SEARCHING
NEARLY ME ENTIRE ADULT LIFE,
LOOKING OVER EVERY NOOK, EVERY CRANNY,
EVERY DUMPSTER.
ONCE I GET ME CLAWS ON IT,
I'LL BE THE RICHEST CRUSTACEAN IN THE WORLD.
- WELL, I GUESS THAT EXPLAINS THIS.
HMM.
TO HORDE THE LOT FOR THEMSELVES.
COME ON, SQUIDWARD.
WE'RE GONNA LET THOSE
TO THE MAUNA LOA.
- ACTUALLY, I HAVE A HOT DATE WITH MY TOENAIL CLIPPER TONIGHT.
BUT HAVE FUN WITH THAT.
- HEY, PATRICK, DO YOU THINK
ABOUT OUR SECRET HIDEOUT?
OH, GEE, SPONGEBOB.
ABOUT OUR SECRET HIDEOUT?
- DOESN'T THAT MAKE
A LITTLE LESS SECRET-Y?
WELL, NO.
IT'S JUST A SECRET THAT EVERYBODY KNOWS ABOUT.
WHAT'S WRONG, SPONGEBOB?
JUST AS I THOUGHT.
WE'RE BEING FOLLOWED.
THAT'S IT.
TO THE HIDEOUT AFTER ALL.
FOUND IT!
HEY.
WERE YOU FOLLOWING US?
NO, I JUST SAW THE SIGN.
FROM OLD MAN KRABS, DID YOU?
I'M NOT AWARE OF ANY TREASURE,
YOU'RE SUCH A NICE BOSS,
YOU CAN HANG OUT AT THE HIDEOUT,
A SECRET.
YOU'RE SUCH A NICE—
THIS MALARKEY?
THE OLD STONEWALL, EH?
WELL, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.
WHERE'D YOU TWO BLUNDERERS FIND THE GOLD COIN?
- IF MY EYES WEREN'T BURNING LIKE THEY WERE FULL OF LAVA,
I COULD SHOW YOU.
PUSHOVERS.
I KNEW I'D FIND IT!
CHECK IT OUT, FELLERS!
COLD, HARD DOUBLOONS!
- UH, YOU MIGHT WANT TO TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT YOUR COINAGE.
- EH? WHAT'S THIS?
"TOKEN HAS NO MONETARY VALUE"?
TOKENS?
THIS MUST BE A DECOY.
AHOY, MR. KRABS.
IN THAT SHED.
- HEE-HEE!
WHAT THE BARNACLES?
IT'S JUST FULL OF TICKETS.
- WELL, YOU USUALLY DO FIND TICKETS IN A TICKET BOOTH.
TICKET BOOTH?
RESTRICTIONS ON THE CREW?
"MUST BE THIS TALL TO RIDE"?
- WELL, MAYBE THEY HAD SOMETHING AGAINST SHORT PEOPLE.
I LIKE THEIR LITTLE CLOTHES.
"CAPTAIN'S QUARTERS."
TREASURE HERE, MR. KRABS.
OUT OF ME WAY, BOY.
I KNEW IT.
IS FINALLY MINE.
TASTE THEM JEWELS.
THAN I THOUGHT.
HUH?
IT'S EMPTY.
NO GOOD!
HA HA!
VERY CLEVER, CAP'N.
THE OL' RINGER, EH?
OR SOMETHING.
WHERE YOU KEEPING IT?
IN YOUR POCKET?
PLASTIC?
HANG ON A MINUTE.
PLASTIC CAPTAIN, A TICKET BOOTH, TOKENS.
THIS AIN'T THE WRECK OF THE MAUNA LOA.
IT'S THE WRECK OF THE MAUNA LOA AMUSEMENT PARK RIDE.
NO WONDER WE WERE SO AMUSED.
WELL, I'M NOT.
- REMEMBER, YOU'RE ALWAYS
AT THE SECRET HIDEOUT.
- THIS PLACE AIN'T GOT NO TREASURE.
HUNK OF JUNK.
OKAY, BUT WOULD YOU MIND
HUNK OF JUNK A SECRET?
WOULDN'T BE MUCH OF A SECRET
IF WE HAD A MILLION PEOPLE SHOWING UP.
- HO, HO, HO, DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF.
THE REAL THING.
IT'S NOT LIKE A MILLION PEOPLE
FOR FUN.
WAIT A MINUTE.
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY DO.
HO, HO, HO!
BRACE YOURSELVES, FELLERS.
IN THE SEA.
OF THE MAUNA LOA.
ARR.
HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
I'LL TAKE TEN TOKENS, PLEASE.
STEP RIGHT UP.
DON'T BE SHY.
OF THE WRECK OF THE MAUNA LOA.
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS,
TO ITS FORMER GLORY.
- SORRY, HONEY, BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO COME BACK
WHEN YOU'RE A BIG BOY.
OH, I DISAGREE.
I'D SAY THE LITTLE FELLER'S JUST RIGHT.
IT'S GONE, PATRICK.
IS GONE FOREVER.
- AND, ALAS, EVEN
CANNOT LIFT MY SUNKEN HEART.
TO CHEER YOU UP?
LET'S DO THIS!
- WHOO-HOO-HOO!
clang!
WHOA!
boom!
WHOO!
WHOO! WHOO! WHOO!
THAT WAS AWESOME!
YEAH!
TOTALLY REALISTIC.
REALISTIC?
NEARLY COST US OUR LIVES.
- MR. KRABS PUT
WITH THIS CARELESS CONTRAPTION.
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
COULD'VE BEEN HURT
ON YOUR DISASTER OF A RIDE.
- OKAY, PEOPLE, LET'S NOT DO ANYTHING WE MIGHT REGRET.
TOO LATE FOR THAT, KRABS.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
YOU CAN'T TAKE ME TO THE POKEY.
TO PUBLIC SAFETY I CAN,
AND I WILL.
HONESTLY, I THINK YOU'LL BE SAFER IN PRISON.
- WELL, BUDDY, I GUESS WE
THIS TIME.
TO FIND OUT ABOUT IT, TOO.
OH, WHO KNOWS, PATRICK?
THE NEXT FUN, FUN PLACE MIGHT BE JUST AROUND THE CORNER, HUH?
WELL, I DOUBT IT.
slam!
"THE REAL MAUNA LOA"?
OOH.
PATRICK, CAN YOU KEEP A SECRET?
NOPE.
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