1 00:00:21,183 --> 00:00:23,642 FOR MR. SQUIDWARD TENTACLES. 2 00:00:25,475 --> 00:00:26,642 HELLO? 3 00:00:26,767 --> 00:00:27,850 ANYBODY HERE? 4 00:00:27,975 --> 00:00:30,183 SQUIDWARD'S NOT AT HIS POST. 5 00:00:47,183 --> 00:00:49,308 HMM... THERE'S SOMETHING MISSING. 6 00:00:49,433 --> 00:00:51,350 AH! 7 00:00:53,308 --> 00:00:54,225 HELLO? 8 00:00:54,350 --> 00:00:56,266 YOO-HOO, MAIL DELIVERY. 9 00:00:56,391 --> 00:00:58,308 HELLO, I'M SQUIDWARD. 10 00:00:58,433 --> 00:00:59,975 WELCOME TO THE KRUSTY KRAB, 11 00:01:00,183 --> 00:01:02,183 WHERE WE NEVER LEAVE OUR POST. 12 00:01:05,225 --> 00:01:08,433 ON THIS FINE DAY? 13 00:01:12,767 --> 00:01:16,350 RIGHT. 14 00:01:23,850 --> 00:01:25,017 HEY. 15 00:01:25,183 --> 00:01:27,183 IT'S HARD TO GET 16 00:01:27,266 --> 00:01:28,809 ON MY HEAD. 17 00:01:28,934 --> 00:01:30,350 HOORAY! 18 00:01:30,475 --> 00:01:32,350 YAHOO! 19 00:01:32,475 --> 00:01:33,809 WHOOPEE! 20 00:01:35,266 --> 00:01:36,934 WHOOPEE! 21 00:01:37,059 --> 00:01:38,517 - PEE! 22 00:01:39,683 --> 00:01:40,975 PEE. 23 00:01:41,183 --> 00:01:42,683 - PEE! 24 00:01:42,809 --> 00:01:44,017 AVAST, THERE. 25 00:01:44,183 --> 00:01:45,975 WHAT ARE YOU ALL HAPPY ABOUT? 26 00:01:46,183 --> 00:01:47,975 - I'M ON MY HAPPY BREAK, MR. KRABS. 27 00:01:48,183 --> 00:01:49,350 YOU I'M USED TO. 28 00:01:49,475 --> 00:01:50,725 WHY IS HE SO HAPPY? 29 00:01:50,850 --> 00:01:52,017 I'M HOLDING A PACKAGE 30 00:01:52,183 --> 00:01:54,767 BUDDY BARRACUDA. 31 00:01:54,892 --> 00:01:58,183 I SENT HIM MY PLAY, AND HOW HE'S GONNA PRODUCE IT. 32 00:01:58,266 --> 00:02:00,350 I QUIT. 33 00:02:00,475 --> 00:02:02,391 SO LONG, LOSERS. 34 00:02:02,517 --> 00:02:03,975 LET'S SEE HERE. OH, YEAH. 35 00:02:04,183 --> 00:02:06,183 "THANK YOU FOR SUBMITTING 36 00:02:06,266 --> 00:02:09,183 "ENTITLED SQUIDWARD: STROKES OF GENIUS. 37 00:02:09,266 --> 00:02:12,183 "YOUR WORK SPEAKS VOLUMES ABOUT YOU AS AN ARTIST, 38 00:02:12,266 --> 00:02:14,934 "A PERSON, AND A MEMBER OF SOCIETY. 39 00:02:15,059 --> 00:02:17,934 "SO IT IS WITH GREAT PLEASURE 40 00:02:18,059 --> 00:02:22,183 WE WILL NOT BE DOING YOUR PLAY." 41 00:02:25,934 --> 00:02:27,600 HEY, SQUIDWARD! 42 00:02:27,725 --> 00:02:30,391 YOU'RE BACK FROM YOUR AMAZING SUCCESS AS A PLAY WRITER. 43 00:02:30,517 --> 00:02:31,433 UH... 44 00:02:31,558 --> 00:02:33,391 AND YOUR SHIRT, 45 00:02:33,517 --> 00:02:35,183 IS THAT A COTTON-POLY BLEND? 46 00:02:35,225 --> 00:02:36,391 FANCY. 47 00:02:38,059 --> 00:02:40,975 NEW HAIRDO. 48 00:02:41,183 --> 00:02:42,517 SAY, IS THAT A COPY OF YOUR PLAY? 49 00:02:42,642 --> 00:02:44,059 OH, MY GOODNESS! 50 00:02:45,934 --> 00:02:47,558 AT OUR LITTLE OLD KRUSTY KRAB? 51 00:02:47,683 --> 00:02:49,934 OH, YOU ARE A TRUE PATRON OF THE ARTS, SQUIDWARD. 52 00:02:50,059 --> 00:02:52,683 - WELL, I SUPPOSE THAT COULD WORK. 53 00:02:52,809 --> 00:02:54,308 IF PEOPLE SEE MY PLAY, 54 00:02:54,433 --> 00:02:56,266 THEY'LL RECOGNIZE MY GENIUS, 55 00:02:56,391 --> 00:02:59,017 AND I'LL BECOME FAMOUS, AND... 56 00:02:59,183 --> 00:03:01,433 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA-WHOA-WHOA-WHOA. 57 00:03:01,558 --> 00:03:03,850 FOR GREASY FOOD AT HIGH PRICES, 58 00:03:03,975 --> 00:03:06,183 NOT FOR SINGING AND DANCING. 59 00:03:06,266 --> 00:03:08,183 - BUT MY PLAY DOESN'T HAVE 60 00:03:08,308 --> 00:03:10,892 - BUT, MR. KRABS, PEOPLE PAY TO EAT, RIGHT? 61 00:03:11,017 --> 00:03:12,266 OF COURSE. 62 00:03:12,391 --> 00:03:13,892 TO WATCH A PLAY, RIGHT? 63 00:03:14,017 --> 00:03:15,683 UH, I SUPPOSE. 64 00:03:15,809 --> 00:03:17,975 - WELL, IF THEY EAT AND WATCH A PLAY, 65 00:03:18,183 --> 00:03:20,183 YOU CAN CHARGE TWICE AS MUCH. 66 00:03:20,225 --> 00:03:21,850 - REALLY? HOW 'BOUT FOUR TIMES AS MUCH? 67 00:03:21,975 --> 00:03:23,391 WELL, I DON'T SEE WHY NOT. 68 00:03:23,517 --> 00:03:24,850 WELL... 69 00:03:24,975 --> 00:03:26,809 OKAY, BUT ONLY ON ONE CONDITION, 70 00:03:26,934 --> 00:03:28,433 THAT YOU BOTH KEEP WORKING, 71 00:03:28,558 --> 00:03:31,017 'CAUSE IF JUST ONE KRABBY PATTY IS LATE, 72 00:03:31,183 --> 00:03:32,850 I'M SHUTTING YOU DOWN. 73 00:03:32,975 --> 00:03:35,183 HMM, NOW, WHAT WILL WE CALL 74 00:03:35,266 --> 00:03:37,767 AND WATCHING THEATER? 75 00:03:37,892 --> 00:03:39,433 DINNER THEATER? 76 00:03:40,683 --> 00:03:42,183 OH, SURE. 77 00:03:42,225 --> 00:03:44,433 - NO, COME ON. LET'S GET SERIOUS. 78 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:47,433 WE NEED A TITLE THAT SOUNDS... 79 00:03:47,558 --> 00:03:49,433 DRAMATIC. 80 00:03:49,558 --> 00:03:50,975 GOT IT! 81 00:03:51,183 --> 00:03:54,183 WE'LL CALL IT "SINGY EATY TIME." 82 00:03:54,308 --> 00:03:56,350 - BUT, SPONGEBOB, THERE'S NO SINGING IN MY— 83 00:03:56,475 --> 00:03:58,183 I LOVE IT! 84 00:04:08,266 --> 00:04:11,017 - WOW, LOOK AT ALL THESE 85 00:04:11,183 --> 00:04:12,683 IN MY GENIUS. 86 00:04:12,809 --> 00:04:14,892 - WHOA-HO-HO-HO! 87 00:04:15,017 --> 00:04:17,725 FOR NO PAY. 88 00:04:29,725 --> 00:04:30,809 DID I GET THE PART? 89 00:04:30,934 --> 00:04:32,266 YOU'VE GOT ALL THE PARTS. 90 00:04:32,391 --> 00:04:33,350 YEAH! 91 00:04:33,475 --> 00:04:34,975 YEAH! 92 00:04:35,183 --> 00:04:38,183 OUR FOOD? 93 00:04:38,266 --> 00:04:43,183 - HMM, "SINGY EATY TIME WITH SQUIDWARD TENTACLES." 94 00:04:46,558 --> 00:04:48,308 HELLO, CAN I ORDER? 95 00:04:48,433 --> 00:04:50,850 HELLO? 96 00:04:50,975 --> 00:04:52,017 IT'S TIME. 97 00:04:52,183 --> 00:04:53,183 PLACES, PEOPLE. 98 00:04:53,308 --> 00:04:54,266 PLACES. 99 00:04:54,391 --> 00:04:55,767 PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEATS. 100 00:04:55,892 --> 00:04:58,183 DIM THE HOUSE LIGHTS. 101 00:05:02,892 --> 00:05:04,183 BRING UP THE STAGE LIGHTS. 102 00:05:11,725 --> 00:05:13,266 RAISE THE CURTAIN. 103 00:05:13,391 --> 00:05:14,850 FOR THIS? 104 00:05:19,017 --> 00:05:22,850 - UNTO THIS WORLD, AN OCTOPUS WAS BORN, 105 00:05:22,975 --> 00:05:26,558 AND POTENTIAL. 106 00:05:26,683 --> 00:05:28,683 - UM, I'D LIKE 107 00:05:28,809 --> 00:05:29,975 WITH EXTRA KELP. 108 00:05:30,183 --> 00:05:30,975 - GO AWAY, GO AWAY. SHOO, SHOO. 109 00:05:31,183 --> 00:05:32,809 WHAT DID I TELL YOU? 110 00:05:32,934 --> 00:05:34,391 YOU DO YOUR JOB, OR I'M SHUTTING YOU DOWN. 111 00:05:34,517 --> 00:05:35,558 FINE. 112 00:05:38,183 --> 00:05:40,892 AT THE KRUSTY KRAB, 113 00:05:43,391 --> 00:05:46,683 HEART-STOPPING, 114 00:05:46,809 --> 00:05:49,558 MASQUERADING AS FOOD. 115 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:53,391 - YAH-HEY! 116 00:05:53,517 --> 00:05:57,391 - AT THE KRUSTY KRAB, HIS TALENT WAS WASTED. 117 00:05:57,517 --> 00:05:58,642 EXCUSE ME. 118 00:05:58,767 --> 00:05:59,850 CAN I GET A REFILL? 119 00:05:59,975 --> 00:06:01,266 - NO, YOU CA— - SQUIDWARD. 120 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:04,225 YES, YOU CAN. 121 00:06:04,350 --> 00:06:09,183 THE EMPTY CHASM IN MY SOUL? 122 00:06:09,266 --> 00:06:11,266 I DON'T KNOW, MAN. 123 00:06:11,391 --> 00:06:12,350 I DON'T KNOW. 124 00:06:13,892 --> 00:06:16,225 HIS LIFE SHATTERED, 125 00:06:16,350 --> 00:06:20,350 TOO DEMEANING FOR OUR HERO? 126 00:06:20,475 --> 00:06:22,892 - HEY, MY KRABBY PATTY DOESN'T HAVE KETCHUP. 127 00:06:23,017 --> 00:06:24,809 IT WOULD APPEAR NOT. 128 00:06:24,934 --> 00:06:26,350 NO KETCHUP? 129 00:06:26,475 --> 00:06:27,767 THAT'S TERRIBLE. 130 00:06:27,892 --> 00:06:31,600 HERE, LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT. 131 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:34,683 WOULD ANY OF YOU WANT THIS JOB? 132 00:06:34,809 --> 00:06:36,391 MM-MM. 133 00:06:36,517 --> 00:06:38,183 - SQUIDWARD, YOU GET THAT 134 00:06:38,308 --> 00:06:39,642 WITH KETCHUP, NOW. 135 00:06:39,767 --> 00:06:41,809 AND DON'T FORGET TO CHARGE HIM AGAIN. 136 00:06:41,934 --> 00:06:45,225 - AND THEN THERE'S SKINFLINT BOSS. 137 00:06:45,350 --> 00:06:47,600 WHAT'S THAT, MR. SQUIDWARD? 138 00:06:47,725 --> 00:06:50,059 UM, BUT MR. KRABS, I'M ACTING. 139 00:06:50,183 --> 00:06:52,225 OH, WELL, THAT'S OKAY THEN. 140 00:06:52,350 --> 00:06:54,350 BUT GET HIM A KRABBY PATTY. 141 00:06:54,475 --> 00:06:55,934 FINE. 142 00:06:56,059 --> 00:06:58,850 SPONGEBOB, ONE KRABBY PATTY WITH KETCHUP. 143 00:06:58,975 --> 00:07:02,558 PART OF MY JOB, 144 00:07:02,683 --> 00:07:05,725 WORKING WITH HIM. 145 00:07:09,725 --> 00:07:10,600 - HUH? THE—UM— 146 00:07:10,725 --> 00:07:13,558 UH, THE— DAH... 147 00:07:13,683 --> 00:07:14,975 I FORGOT MY LINE. 148 00:07:15,183 --> 00:07:16,433 YOU DON'T HAVE ANY LINES! 149 00:07:16,558 --> 00:07:17,558 I DON'T? 150 00:07:17,683 --> 00:07:18,683 NO, JUST STAND THERE 151 00:07:18,809 --> 00:07:20,558 AND ACT LIKE... 152 00:07:20,683 --> 00:07:22,809 YOURSELF. 153 00:07:22,934 --> 00:07:24,725 - OH! I CAN DO THAT. 154 00:07:25,934 --> 00:07:30,225 ONE KRABBY PATTY COMING UP. 155 00:07:30,350 --> 00:07:31,850 OOH, WHAT IS THIS? 156 00:07:31,975 --> 00:07:35,059 A STRAY WRAPPER IN MY KITCHEN? 157 00:07:35,183 --> 00:07:37,017 OH, THE TRASH IS FULL. 158 00:07:37,183 --> 00:07:40,642 THE GARBAGE TRUCK. 159 00:07:48,350 --> 00:07:50,850 TALENT. 160 00:07:50,975 --> 00:07:53,308 OUTSTANDING. 161 00:07:53,433 --> 00:07:54,266 THANK YOU. 162 00:07:54,391 --> 00:07:56,266 THAT'LL DO. 163 00:07:56,391 --> 00:07:58,350 BUT LO AND BEHOLD... 164 00:07:58,475 --> 00:08:00,475 - HEY, MAN, WHERE'S MY KRABBY PATTY? 165 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:03,809 HIS GENIUS WAS UNRECOGNIZED. 166 00:08:03,934 --> 00:08:05,059 COME ON, MAN. 167 00:08:05,183 --> 00:08:06,517 I JUST WANT MY PATTY. 168 00:08:06,642 --> 00:08:08,600 YEAH, ME TOO. 169 00:08:08,725 --> 00:08:10,809 TAKEN FOR GRANTED, 170 00:08:10,934 --> 00:08:14,183 UNCREDITED, OVERLOOKED, 171 00:08:14,266 --> 00:08:15,850 IGNORED... 172 00:08:18,391 --> 00:08:19,517 DISRESPECTED, 173 00:08:19,642 --> 00:08:21,934 UNAPPRECIATED, 174 00:08:22,059 --> 00:08:23,767 UNLOVED. 175 00:08:23,892 --> 00:08:26,350 BUT WORST OF ALL... 176 00:08:26,475 --> 00:08:28,433 UNDERPAID. 177 00:08:30,225 --> 00:08:31,683 IT'S FUNNY, 178 00:08:31,809 --> 00:08:33,934 'CAUSE IT'S TRUE. 179 00:08:35,433 --> 00:08:36,975 - HE'S DONE. ORDER. 180 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:38,017 UH... 181 00:08:38,183 --> 00:08:39,809 AND FURTHERMORE... 182 00:08:39,934 --> 00:08:41,433 - OH, THERE'S FOREVERMORE. 183 00:08:41,558 --> 00:08:44,183 UNFULFILLED. 184 00:08:44,225 --> 00:08:50,350 IN A WORD, HIS MYRIAD OF TALENTS WERE... WASTED. 185 00:08:50,475 --> 00:08:52,683 OH, COME ON! 186 00:08:52,809 --> 00:08:54,391 WE WANT KRABBY PATTIES. 187 00:08:54,517 --> 00:08:56,558 WE WANT KRABBY PATTIES. 188 00:08:56,683 --> 00:08:59,517 - SQUIDWARD, YOU STILL HAVEN'T 189 00:08:59,642 --> 00:09:00,475 THEIR CRABBY PATTIES. 190 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:02,183 ALL RIGHT. 191 00:09:02,308 --> 00:09:03,892 SPONGEBOB, WHERE'S THAT PATTY? 192 00:09:04,017 --> 00:09:06,892 BOOP, BOOP, BOOP, BOOP, BOOP. 193 00:09:07,017 --> 00:09:08,308 AHH! 194 00:09:08,433 --> 00:09:10,017 WHAT HAVE I DONE? 195 00:09:12,183 --> 00:09:13,934 GET BETWEEN ME AND MY PATTIES? 196 00:09:14,059 --> 00:09:15,850 SQUIDWARD, FORGIVE ME. 197 00:09:17,558 --> 00:09:19,266 MY TRUE CALLING, 198 00:09:22,767 --> 00:09:24,017 IS THE BEST IT CAN BE. 199 00:09:24,141 --> 00:09:25,183 - UH-HUH. 200 00:09:25,308 --> 00:09:26,850 NO, SQUIDWARD, NO. 201 00:09:26,975 --> 00:09:30,059 THOSE PATTIES AREN'T FIT FOR PUBLIC CONSUMPTION. 202 00:09:30,183 --> 00:09:32,059 HERE, ENJOY. 203 00:09:32,183 --> 00:09:34,600 AH! 204 00:09:34,725 --> 00:09:37,266 UGH. 205 00:09:37,391 --> 00:09:38,683 OH, COME ON. 206 00:09:38,809 --> 00:09:40,642 ALL THAT WAITING FOR THIS? 207 00:09:40,767 --> 00:09:41,850 - OH, PUH-LEASE. 208 00:09:41,975 --> 00:09:43,600 YOU WOULDN'T KNOW QUALITY 209 00:09:43,725 --> 00:09:44,892 IF IT HIT YOU IN THE FACE. 210 00:09:45,017 --> 00:09:46,183 DOH! 211 00:09:46,308 --> 00:09:47,642 IN THE FACE. 212 00:09:47,767 --> 00:09:48,683 - WHOA-HO-HO-HO. 213 00:09:48,809 --> 00:09:50,225 THAT WAS WORTH THE WAIT. 214 00:09:50,350 --> 00:09:51,141 I'LL TAKE TWO MORE. 215 00:09:51,266 --> 00:09:52,350 I'LL TAKE FIVE. 216 00:09:52,475 --> 00:09:55,767 AT HIM. 217 00:09:55,892 --> 00:09:57,683 - HEY, YEAH, WE ALL WANT TO THROW SOMETHING AT HIM. 218 00:09:59,517 --> 00:10:01,809 QUIET! 219 00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:05,017 GENTLE PATRONS, KRABBY PATTIES ARE MEANT TO BE EATEN, 220 00:10:05,141 --> 00:10:06,475 NOT FLUNG. 221 00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:10,308 THESE GREASY, JUICY PATTIES 222 00:10:10,433 --> 00:10:12,266 HAVE GIVEN YOU. 223 00:10:12,391 --> 00:10:13,683 GOSH, HE'S RIGHT. 224 00:10:13,809 --> 00:10:15,600 - WE SHOULDN'T BE 225 00:10:15,725 --> 00:10:17,183 OF OUR FAVORITE MEAL. 226 00:10:17,308 --> 00:10:19,059 BLESS YOU ALL. 227 00:10:19,183 --> 00:10:21,350 I LIKE THROWING FOOD. 228 00:10:21,475 --> 00:10:22,433 DOH! 229 00:10:22,558 --> 00:10:24,308 FOOD FIGHT! 230 00:10:24,433 --> 00:10:25,517 DOH! 231 00:10:25,642 --> 00:10:26,558 AND FOR YOU? 232 00:10:26,683 --> 00:10:28,975 I'LL TAKE 20. 233 00:10:29,183 --> 00:10:31,059 DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING HEAVIER? 234 00:10:31,183 --> 00:10:32,475 CERTAINLY. 235 00:10:35,183 --> 00:10:36,517 AHH! 236 00:10:38,809 --> 00:10:39,809 OH, BOY. 237 00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:44,850 - SQUIDWARD. SQUIDWARD! 238 00:10:44,975 --> 00:10:46,600 GOOD NEWS. 239 00:10:46,725 --> 00:10:48,183 THE PLAY IS SUCH A SUCCESS, 240 00:10:48,266 --> 00:10:50,975 I'VE ADDED TWO MORE SHOWS AND A MATINEE. 241 00:10:51,183 --> 00:10:52,266 BREAK A LEG TOMORROW. 242 00:10:58,183 --> 00:10:59,558 D'OH. 243 00:11:16,558 --> 00:11:21,600 - AHH, THE ETERNAL EXPANSE OF THE DEEP SEA, 244 00:11:21,725 --> 00:11:24,558 CREATURES... 245 00:11:24,683 --> 00:11:27,350 UH... TEEMING... 246 00:11:27,475 --> 00:11:30,017 I'M SURE THEY'RE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. 247 00:11:30,183 --> 00:11:31,600 AH-HA! 248 00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:33,725 OH, THAT'S A ROCK. 249 00:11:33,850 --> 00:11:35,683 WHERE IS EVERYBODY? 250 00:11:35,809 --> 00:11:36,892 EGH! 251 00:11:37,017 --> 00:11:39,433 IT IS JUST SPONGEBOB. 252 00:11:41,558 --> 00:11:44,558 RITUALS OF THE DEEP, 253 00:11:44,683 --> 00:11:47,850 THE STARING CONTEST. 254 00:12:02,517 --> 00:12:05,225 - PATRICK, WOW. - WHAT? 255 00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:07,725 I'VE EVER STARED AT. 256 00:12:07,850 --> 00:12:10,642 OH, STARING CONTEST. 257 00:12:12,683 --> 00:12:14,642 AND I WAS LOSING. 258 00:12:15,642 --> 00:12:16,642 HARK, PATRICK. 259 00:12:16,767 --> 00:12:17,725 DO YOU HEAR SOMETHING? 260 00:12:20,350 --> 00:12:21,934 thunk! 261 00:12:23,183 --> 00:12:25,600 HMM, IT'S A LETTER FOR SANDY, 262 00:12:25,725 --> 00:12:27,225 ALL THE WAY FROM TEXAS. 263 00:12:27,350 --> 00:12:29,934 WE BETTER DELIVER IT. 264 00:12:30,059 --> 00:12:32,433 SANDY! 265 00:12:32,558 --> 00:12:34,433 OH, IT'S NOT OPENING. 266 00:12:34,558 --> 00:12:35,767 HEY, SPONGEBOB, 267 00:12:35,892 --> 00:12:37,558 THAT MIGHT HELP. 268 00:12:37,683 --> 00:12:39,225 "HOW TO OPEN THINGS." 269 00:12:39,350 --> 00:12:40,517 BRILLIANT, PATRICK! 270 00:12:40,642 --> 00:12:42,391 I SAW THE MOVIE, BUT I NEVER READ THE BOOK. 271 00:12:42,517 --> 00:12:44,183 UH, OKAY. 272 00:12:44,308 --> 00:12:47,266 GARBAGE CANS... NO. 273 00:12:47,391 --> 00:12:49,225 JAR... NO. 274 00:12:49,350 --> 00:12:51,558 BOX... NO. 275 00:12:51,683 --> 00:12:53,225 SANDY'S DOOR! 276 00:12:53,350 --> 00:12:55,558 "TWIST TO THE LEFT." 277 00:12:55,683 --> 00:12:58,059 - OH, I WAS TWISTING TO THE RIGHT. 278 00:12:58,183 --> 00:12:59,725 - A COMMON MISTAKE, MY GOOD FRIEND. 279 00:12:59,850 --> 00:13:02,391 ALLOW ME. 280 00:13:05,809 --> 00:13:09,059 OKAY, TIME TO OPEN THIS. 281 00:13:09,183 --> 00:13:11,934 - HI-YA! 282 00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:13,975 TRYING A NINJA SNEAK ATTACK? 283 00:13:15,183 --> 00:13:17,183 HI-YA! 284 00:13:17,308 --> 00:13:20,683 WELL, YOU'RE STILL NO MATCH FOR MY SQUIRREL FU. 285 00:13:20,809 --> 00:13:22,683 IT'S A LETTER FROM MY TWIN BROTHER RANDY. 286 00:13:22,809 --> 00:13:23,850 OH! 287 00:13:27,017 --> 00:13:28,725 DO YOU MIND? 288 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:30,433 - NOT AT ALL. READ ON. 289 00:13:30,558 --> 00:13:31,642 DOESN'T BOTHER ME. 290 00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:33,059 GET OUT OF MY SUIT! 291 00:13:35,725 --> 00:13:36,975 WELL, GOLLY. 292 00:13:37,183 --> 00:13:38,892 RANDY SAYS THE RODEO'S COME TO TOWN. 293 00:13:39,017 --> 00:13:40,475 I'VE GOT TO HEAD BACK 294 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:42,433 MY CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE. 295 00:13:42,558 --> 00:13:44,225 - CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE? FOR WHAT? 296 00:13:44,350 --> 00:13:45,767 YOU GOT COTTON IN YOUR EARS? 297 00:13:45,892 --> 00:13:47,850 MM, NO, IT'S NOT COTTON. 298 00:13:47,975 --> 00:13:50,642 IT'S ACTUALLY AN OLD MOLDY PIECE OF KRABBY PATTY. 299 00:13:52,183 --> 00:13:53,391 MMM. 300 00:13:53,517 --> 00:13:55,767 FOR JELLYFISHING? 301 00:13:55,892 --> 00:13:57,433 - NO. - KARATE? 302 00:13:57,558 --> 00:13:58,892 NO! 303 00:13:59,017 --> 00:14:00,183 - PERHAPS THE SCIENCE FAIR, THEN. 304 00:14:00,308 --> 00:14:02,391 - NO, IT'S MY RODEO CHAMPIONSHIP ON THE LINE. 305 00:14:02,517 --> 00:14:03,850 RODEO? 306 00:14:03,975 --> 00:14:06,266 WHAT DOES "RODEO" MEAN? 307 00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:53,600 YEE-HAW! 308 00:15:51,975 --> 00:15:53,059 CLOWNS? 309 00:15:53,183 --> 00:15:54,350 DON'T GO, SANDY. 310 00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:55,266 IT'S TOO RISKY. 311 00:15:55,391 --> 00:15:56,308 I MUST. 312 00:15:56,433 --> 00:15:57,934 IT'S MY DUTY. 313 00:16:08,642 --> 00:16:10,391 OH, THIS IS TERRIBLE. 314 00:16:10,517 --> 00:16:12,433 WE CAN'T LET SANDY GO ALL ALONE. 315 00:16:12,558 --> 00:16:14,725 IT'S TOO DANGEROUS UP THERE, RIGHT, PATRICK? 316 00:16:14,850 --> 00:16:19,475 - EH, I'M IN-DIFF-ER-ENT. 317 00:16:20,975 --> 00:16:23,225 AND WE WEREN'T THERE TO HELP? 318 00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:25,642 WHY, I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO LOOK AT MYSELF. 319 00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:27,517 LOOK AT YOURSELF? 320 00:16:27,642 --> 00:16:28,975 HOW DO YOU DO THAT? 321 00:16:29,183 --> 00:16:30,017 WHOA. 322 00:16:30,183 --> 00:16:31,225 EEEH-YAH! 323 00:16:34,183 --> 00:16:35,059 PATRICK! 324 00:16:35,183 --> 00:16:37,475 FOR SILLY GAMES. 325 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:38,809 SANDY NEEDS US. 326 00:16:38,934 --> 00:16:40,350 YOU UNDERSTAND? 327 00:16:40,475 --> 00:16:41,350 PATRICK? 328 00:16:41,475 --> 00:16:42,683 PATRICK? 329 00:16:42,809 --> 00:16:44,558 NO MORE TIGHT JEANS! 330 00:16:44,683 --> 00:16:47,183 - OH, I'M SURE SOMEONE ELSE WILL HELP ME. 331 00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:51,517 SO THERE YOU HAVE IT, MR. KRABS. 332 00:16:51,642 --> 00:16:53,600 SANDY REALLY NEEDS OUR HELP. 333 00:16:53,725 --> 00:16:55,850 - OKAY, EXPLAIN IT TO ME AGAIN, 334 00:16:55,975 --> 00:16:57,850 BUT THIS TIME, TAKE OUT ANYTHING 335 00:16:57,975 --> 00:16:59,850 THAT DOESN'T HAVE TO DO WITH MONEY. 336 00:16:59,975 --> 00:17:02,433 UH-HUH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 337 00:17:02,558 --> 00:17:06,017 WITH COMPASSION, 338 00:17:08,183 --> 00:17:10,183 FOR HIS OWN SAFETY. 339 00:17:10,266 --> 00:17:12,892 I NEED... A HERO. 340 00:17:14,642 --> 00:17:16,517 OH, SQUIDWARD! 341 00:17:16,642 --> 00:17:18,183 SANDY IS IN TERRIBLE TROUBLE. 342 00:17:18,266 --> 00:17:19,350 YOU'VE GO TO HELP ME SAVE HER. 343 00:17:19,475 --> 00:17:22,059 OH, NO, SALLY'S IN TROUBLE? 344 00:17:22,183 --> 00:17:23,017 UH, SANDY. 345 00:17:23,183 --> 00:17:24,225 DON'T WORRY, SPONGEBOB. 346 00:17:24,350 --> 00:17:27,558 JUST WAIT RIGHT HERE. 347 00:17:27,683 --> 00:17:29,892 I'LL GET MY EMERGENCY SQUIRREL RESCUE KIT. 348 00:17:30,017 --> 00:17:31,642 - RIGHT-O, MR. TENTACLES, SIR. 349 00:17:31,767 --> 00:17:33,975 JUST DON'T PANIC. 350 00:17:43,475 --> 00:17:46,059 WELL, THERE'S ONE LAST PERSON I CAN ASK. 351 00:17:48,308 --> 00:17:51,391 PLANKTON! 352 00:17:51,517 --> 00:17:52,683 WHAT? 353 00:17:52,809 --> 00:17:53,642 SANDY'S IN TROUBLE. 354 00:17:53,767 --> 00:17:56,183 I NEED HELP RESCUING HER. 355 00:17:56,266 --> 00:17:59,017 I'M KIND OF BUSY RIGHT NOW. 356 00:17:59,183 --> 00:18:00,558 - JEEPERS, IT'LL ONLY TAKE A MINUTE. 357 00:18:00,683 --> 00:18:02,725 YEAH, UH, I'D LOVE TO HELP, 358 00:18:02,850 --> 00:18:05,059 BUT I REALLY GOT TO GO. 359 00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:13,809 OUCH. 360 00:18:15,183 --> 00:18:17,183 WELL, I'M GOING TO GO 361 00:18:17,266 --> 00:18:19,183 OR NOT. 362 00:18:28,183 --> 00:18:30,892 I GUESS IT'S JUST YOU AND ME, GARY. 363 00:18:33,517 --> 00:18:36,391 LET'S GO. 364 00:18:36,517 --> 00:18:38,183 GARY THE SNAIL, 365 00:18:40,059 --> 00:18:41,391 IN TROUBLE SOMEWHERE UP THERE? 366 00:18:42,934 --> 00:18:44,225 SHE'S THE SQUIRREL. 367 00:18:44,350 --> 00:18:46,391 - NO, BROWN. 368 00:18:46,517 --> 00:18:48,225 GARY, WHAT DOES 369 00:18:48,350 --> 00:18:50,017 YOU TOO, HUH? 370 00:18:50,183 --> 00:18:51,975 WELL, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT. 371 00:19:30,975 --> 00:19:40,975 EH, PUDDING. 372 00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:54,892 EH, PUDDING. 373 00:20:08,266 --> 00:20:09,683 GOOD MORNING. 374 00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:12,266 - SPONGEBOB, WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS? 375 00:20:12,391 --> 00:20:14,183 - SANDY'S IN TROUBLE, 376 00:20:14,308 --> 00:20:16,225 OF THE RODEO. 377 00:20:16,350 --> 00:20:18,183 THERE ARE CLOWNS THERE! 378 00:20:18,225 --> 00:20:21,892 - SPONGEBOB, THE NEXT TIME YOU "INVITE" ME 379 00:20:22,017 --> 00:20:23,183 TO ONE OF YOUR SLUMBER PARTIES, 380 00:20:23,308 --> 00:20:25,183 I'M CALLING THE COPS. 381 00:20:28,225 --> 00:20:29,767 AH! 382 00:20:33,183 --> 00:20:35,600 SPONGEBOB! 383 00:20:35,725 --> 00:20:37,308 YES, SQUIDWARD? 384 00:20:38,433 --> 00:20:40,183 I AM DISGRUNTLED. 385 00:20:45,517 --> 00:20:46,558 WHERE IN THE DEVIL ARE WE? 386 00:20:46,683 --> 00:20:48,975 IT'S... TEXAS. 387 00:20:55,850 --> 00:20:57,391 - WHAT'S THAT, BOY? YOU SEE SANDY? 388 00:20:58,892 --> 00:21:01,683 - AND SHE'S... RIDING A BULLFROG? 389 00:21:01,809 --> 00:21:05,059 - YEE-HAW! 390 00:21:05,183 --> 00:21:07,600 AHOY, SANDY! 391 00:21:07,725 --> 00:21:09,059 HUH? 392 00:21:09,183 --> 00:21:10,475 OW! 393 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:11,809 GALL DARN IT! 394 00:21:11,934 --> 00:21:13,934 LOSE THE RODEO. 395 00:21:14,059 --> 00:21:15,725 WHY ARE YOU HERE, ANYWAYS? 396 00:21:15,850 --> 00:21:18,809 RODEO THING. 397 00:21:18,934 --> 00:21:20,683 I DON'T NEED TO BE SAVED. 398 00:21:20,809 --> 00:21:22,433 WATCH OUT! 399 00:21:22,558 --> 00:21:24,225 THAT OLD BULLFROG'S GOT A FLEA ON ITS FLANKS, 400 00:21:24,350 --> 00:21:26,266 AND HE'S COMING RIGHT AT YA! 401 00:21:35,892 --> 00:21:37,433 DID WE SAVE SANDY? 402 00:21:37,558 --> 00:21:39,391 NO, PATRICK, WE DIDN'T. 403 00:21:39,517 --> 00:21:40,642 DID WE MAKE ANY MONEY? 404 00:21:41,767 --> 00:21:43,017 AW, CACTUS. 405 00:21:43,183 --> 00:21:45,266 THAT OL' BULLFROG'S GOT SPONGEBOB. 406 00:21:45,391 --> 00:21:47,391 HANG ON, OLD BUDDY. 407 00:21:54,850 --> 00:21:57,225 NEXT TIME, LEAVE THE RODEOS TO ME. 408 00:21:57,350 --> 00:21:58,183 AW, NUTS. 409 00:22:02,475 --> 00:22:05,183 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com