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Hey, buddy,
what are you cleaning for?

2
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'Cause I'm expecting
some very important company.

3
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- Who's that?
- My big sister Sam.

4
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Wow! I didn't know
you had a sister.

5
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Nobody does.

6
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I lost her in the surf
when we were kids.

7
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Gee, I'm sorry, Patrick.

8
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Sam took care of me

9
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when I was just
nursing on coral.

10
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She was my—

11
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my...
my...

12
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Rock!

13
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It's gonna be okay.

14
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You're gonna see her again
today!

15
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Right?
Today?

16
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Come on, cheer up, buddy.

17
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Hey, I'll make sure
her visit here

18
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will be extra-super-special,
no matter what!

19
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Thanks, man.
You're right.

20
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I can't wait to make up
for our lost years.

21
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Would you two pipe down?

22
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Sorry.

23
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I was getting my place
ready for my sister!

24
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Well, I hope she's not
as obnoxious as you!

25
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Sam!

26
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Brubber!

27
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Sis!

28
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Heh... heh heh... hah!

29
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It's so good to see you.

30
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You... sister Sam

31
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have much catch up to do!

32
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Hoo!
Whoa!

33
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You pack a wallop, sis!

34
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Oof!

35
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Sam, this is
my best friend SpongeBob.

36
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Yeah, Patrick and I
go back a long way.

37
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Long way.

38
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Long way.

39
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Yellow square

40
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touch Brubber!

41
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Make sister Sam...

42
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Mad!

43
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I cleaned my rock
just for you.

44
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Aah!

45
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Oh!

46
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Hey, let's go inside
and play.

47
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House too small.

48
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Make bigger.

49
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Hey, great idea.

50
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I'll just go get
some tools and—

51
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- No!
- Uh—huh?

52
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I have all tools here.

53
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Oh, dear Neptune,
didn't you hear me?

54
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Thanks, sis.

55
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Sister Sam
loves to make rock

56
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for Brubber.

57
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Well, "make rock"
someplace else!

58
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My house is full of sand!

59
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If big nose
no like sand...

60
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big nose move!

61
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This is way beyond
my property line.

62
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Hey, Patrick,

63
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that oaf makes a better
bulldozer than a sister!

64
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Construction humor.

65
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No laughing!

66
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No, no, don't be
upset with Squidward.

67
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He doesn't mean it.
Do you, Squidward?

68
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Oh, I mean it, all right.
She's a big buffoon...

69
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Like Patrick!

70
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Except bigger.
And dumber.

71
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And buffoonier.

72
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Oh, Squidward,
you jokester.

73
00:04:00,343 --> 00:04:02,968
Um, do you think she looks
a little... miffed?

74
00:04:03,051 --> 00:04:05,218
Rrrr!

75
00:04:11,759 --> 00:04:14,426
Those boys mean!

76
00:04:14,509 --> 00:04:19,343
They pick on sister Sam!

77
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Shame on you two!
Look what you've done!

78
00:04:23,176 --> 00:04:26,551
Look what we've done?

79
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- Aah!

80
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Golly gee diddly, Clint.
That was a nice toss.

81
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Weren't me, Tucker.
My money's on the little missy

82
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over yonder.

83
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Aw...
Hey, sis.

84
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Don't listen to those meanies.

85
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The new rock,
it's lookin' kinda...

86
00:04:49,884 --> 00:04:51,426
uh... boring.

87
00:04:51,509 --> 00:04:54,634
What do you say
we decorate it?

88
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Blecorate?

89
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You could call it
whatever you like, sis,

90
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just as long as
we make it spiffy.

91
00:05:09,968 --> 00:05:12,843
Make new house... spiffy!

92
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Ha! Spiffy.

93
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Hey, you can't do that!

94
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That's my window!

95
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Blecorate.

96
00:05:23,884 --> 00:05:25,843
- That's the spirit, sis!
- Oh, no.

97
00:05:25,926 --> 00:05:28,759
That is definitely
not the spirit, Patrick.

98
00:05:28,843 --> 00:05:30,718
Your sister
is outta control!

99
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Hey! Just mind
your own business

100
00:05:33,551 --> 00:05:35,593
and let us blecorate
in peace.

101
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You can blecor—decorate
until the sea cows come home,

102
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for all I care!

103
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Just do not use my property
to do it!

104
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More spiffy!
Hee!

105
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But that's from...

106
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my house!

107
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That's it!

108
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I have had my fill
of this thieving brute!

109
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How dare you call
my sister a thief!

110
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Just—just 'cause
she took some of your things.

111
00:06:00,718 --> 00:06:03,218
Easy now, gents.
Let's not let tempers flare.

112
00:06:03,301 --> 00:06:05,093
Now, don't you think, Patrick,

113
00:06:05,176 --> 00:06:06,968
that it's a teensie bit unfair

114
00:06:07,051 --> 00:06:10,884
that sister Sam
dismantled Squidward's house?

115
00:06:10,968 --> 00:06:12,259
No. I don't.

116
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Not even a teensie,

117
00:06:14,968 --> 00:06:17,343
eensie...
teensie bit.

118
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I see now that not only have
you turned against my sister,

119
00:06:21,134 --> 00:06:23,218
you've turned
on your best friend as well!

120
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It's not like that
at all, Patrick.

121
00:06:25,009 --> 00:06:27,218
- I just—
- Shush.

122
00:06:27,301 --> 00:06:32,384
Meanies make Brubber's eyes
water!

123
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Meanies go home!

124
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Uhh!

125
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Wha!

126
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Come on, sis.

127
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They can't bother us
under our rock.

128
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Meanies is mean.

129
00:06:55,801 --> 00:06:56,801
Squidward?

130
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Oh! Wait!
Squidward, wait!

131
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Before you do anything
too rash,

132
00:07:00,426 --> 00:07:01,634
let me try to talk to them.

133
00:07:01,718 --> 00:07:03,676
The time for talk is over!

134
00:07:03,759 --> 00:07:06,676
Now is the time for action!

135
00:07:06,759 --> 00:07:08,968
A rock made out of sand
by two idiots

136
00:07:09,051 --> 00:07:11,884
is no match
for one carved from the—

137
00:07:13,259 --> 00:07:14,968
Tides of time!

138
00:07:15,051 --> 00:07:16,634
I don't think
you should do that!

139
00:07:16,718 --> 00:07:17,884
Who cares what you think?

140
00:07:17,968 --> 00:07:19,634
If it's destruction
they want,

141
00:07:19,718 --> 00:07:22,551
it's destruction
they'll get!

142
00:07:25,551 --> 00:07:28,301
- Aah!
- Who makes noise?

143
00:07:29,259 --> 00:07:30,801
Oh!

144
00:07:30,884 --> 00:07:33,884
Spiffy broken!

145
00:07:35,551 --> 00:07:37,009
Sister mad!

146
00:07:37,093 --> 00:07:38,343
Oof!

147
00:07:38,426 --> 00:07:40,134
Now, Sam,
it's not what it seems.

148
00:07:40,218 --> 00:07:42,843
Squidward was just
rearranging the spiffy.

149
00:07:44,676 --> 00:07:48,468
Sister Sam rearrange now!

150
00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:50,384
Please don't.

151
00:08:07,718 --> 00:08:09,176
Well, Squidward,
on the bright side,

152
00:08:09,259 --> 00:08:10,676
this will motivate you

153
00:08:10,759 --> 00:08:12,634
to finally take care of
that kitchen remodel.

154
00:08:12,718 --> 00:08:14,801
Right, Squidward?
Huh?

155
00:08:14,884 --> 00:08:18,343
Hmm. Must be eager
to get started.

156
00:08:19,551 --> 00:08:21,759
Huh?

157
00:08:21,843 --> 00:08:26,218
Oh, Squidward!
Squidward, stop!

158
00:08:26,301 --> 00:08:27,676
Just calm down, buddy.

159
00:08:27,759 --> 00:08:31,009
Let's ease that tentacle
off the accelerator, hmm?

160
00:08:31,093 --> 00:08:33,801
Oh...
You mean like this?

161
00:08:33,884 --> 00:08:34,968
Wow!

162
00:08:36,634 --> 00:08:40,343
Sweet destruction!

163
00:08:50,468 --> 00:08:53,259
That'll teach
those meanies.

164
00:08:53,343 --> 00:08:55,676
You're still my rock,
big sis.

165
00:08:55,759 --> 00:08:57,218
Patrick, I think your
sister's temper

166
00:08:57,301 --> 00:08:58,884
is getting out of control.

167
00:08:58,968 --> 00:09:01,843
SpongeBob, why are you still
saying mean things about Sam?

168
00:09:01,926 --> 00:09:04,051
She destroyed my house
in a fit of rage!

169
00:09:04,134 --> 00:09:05,718
She needs to control
her temper!

170
00:09:05,801 --> 00:09:09,384
I guess she can get
a little carried away.

171
00:09:09,468 --> 00:09:10,968
What Patrick doing?

172
00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:14,176
Why Patrick
talk to meanies?

173
00:09:14,259 --> 00:09:16,801
Well, um... um...

174
00:09:16,884 --> 00:09:19,634
It's about your temper, Sam.

175
00:09:19,718 --> 00:09:21,134
No have temper!

176
00:09:21,218 --> 00:09:23,926
This makes sister Sam

177
00:09:24,009 --> 00:09:27,009
so mad!

178
00:09:27,093 --> 00:09:28,426
Sister Sam

179
00:09:28,509 --> 00:09:31,551
put on mean face!

180
00:09:33,843 --> 00:09:36,426
Now smash Brubber house!

181
00:09:36,509 --> 00:09:38,509
Not the rock!

182
00:09:46,676 --> 00:09:49,634
Patrick?
Little Brubber?

183
00:09:49,718 --> 00:09:51,259
Little Brubber?

184
00:09:51,343 --> 00:09:54,926
Little Brubber no wake.

185
00:09:55,009 --> 00:09:56,593
Patrick?

186
00:10:04,301 --> 00:10:06,718
Cookie dough.

187
00:10:06,801 --> 00:10:09,593
Patrick okay!

188
00:10:09,676 --> 00:10:14,134
Sister Sam feel bad.

189
00:10:14,218 --> 00:10:17,009
Sorry she hurt Patrick.

190
00:10:17,093 --> 00:10:20,759
Should protect
little Brubber!

191
00:10:20,843 --> 00:10:23,301
- She go now!
- Sis, no, hold on!

192
00:10:23,384 --> 00:10:25,343
Oh, don't feel sad.

193
00:10:25,426 --> 00:10:26,926
You don't have to go!

194
00:10:27,009 --> 00:10:30,343
Yes!
Sister Sam must go.

195
00:10:30,426 --> 00:10:33,218
Late for manicure.

196
00:10:34,176 --> 00:10:36,384
Bye, Brubber.

197
00:10:36,468 --> 00:10:37,718
Bye, sis.

198
00:10:37,801 --> 00:10:39,093
Oof!

199
00:10:44,884 --> 00:10:47,509
Gee, isn't my sister
somethin'?

200
00:10:47,593 --> 00:10:49,218
Oh, she's somethin',
all right!

201
00:10:49,301 --> 00:10:50,759
Ha ha ha ha ha!

202
00:11:09,218 --> 00:11:10,926
Almost done.

203
00:11:11,009 --> 00:11:12,676
Could you hand me
that wrench, SpongeBob?

204
00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:13,843
Nuh-uh-uh!

205
00:11:13,926 --> 00:11:15,509
- Lab partner.
- Huh?

206
00:11:15,593 --> 00:11:17,509
You called me SpongeBob.
I thought we agreed

207
00:11:17,593 --> 00:11:19,801
to address each other
by our proper titles.

208
00:11:19,884 --> 00:11:23,301
- SpongeBob!
- Uh, uh, uh! Lab partner.

209
00:11:25,384 --> 00:11:27,093
There!
It's finished.

210
00:11:27,176 --> 00:11:29,426
Now I can hide my nuts
back in Texas

211
00:11:29,509 --> 00:11:30,801
without leavin' my lab!

212
00:11:44,551 --> 00:11:45,843
It worked!

213
00:11:45,926 --> 00:11:48,134
- Hooray!
- We did it!

214
00:11:51,343 --> 00:11:52,634
Aw, nuts.

215
00:12:04,634 --> 00:12:07,468
Finally...
the day has come!

216
00:12:07,551 --> 00:12:09,218
You mean Thursday?

217
00:12:09,301 --> 00:12:13,759
No. It is the day I steal
the Krabby Patty secret formula

218
00:12:13,843 --> 00:12:15,134
from Krabs.

219
00:12:15,218 --> 00:12:18,009
And why, pray tell,
is today different

220
00:12:18,093 --> 00:12:21,509
from the other days
you failed to steal it?

221
00:12:21,593 --> 00:12:25,843
Because today I've completed
my greatest invention!

222
00:12:25,926 --> 00:12:27,759
Behold!

223
00:12:27,843 --> 00:12:31,593
What, exactly, am I...
beholding?

224
00:12:31,676 --> 00:12:33,259
A vegetable steamer?

225
00:12:33,343 --> 00:12:35,759
This is no ordinary
vegetable steamer,

226
00:12:35,843 --> 00:12:37,426
Karen, my computer wife.

227
00:12:37,509 --> 00:12:41,509
It's my latest invention,
and isn't she a beauty?

228
00:12:41,593 --> 00:12:43,759
Meow!

229
00:12:43,843 --> 00:12:45,843
Oh... brother.

230
00:12:45,926 --> 00:12:48,301
Sweetie, you're gonna
help me achieve

231
00:12:48,384 --> 00:12:50,426
my divine purpose,
aren't you?

232
00:12:50,509 --> 00:12:51,634
Yes!

233
00:12:51,718 --> 00:12:54,134
And steal the Krabby Patty
recipe!

234
00:12:54,218 --> 00:12:56,259
Hee hee hah hah hah hah!

235
00:12:59,218 --> 00:13:03,218
Oh, boy.

236
00:13:03,301 --> 00:13:04,634
Whew!

237
00:13:04,718 --> 00:13:06,593
Man, is it hot in here.

238
00:13:06,676 --> 00:13:10,093
Tell me about it.

239
00:13:17,759 --> 00:13:19,426
It worked!

240
00:13:19,509 --> 00:13:21,301
In this new gaseous form,

241
00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:23,343
I'll be able
to silently squeeze

242
00:13:23,426 --> 00:13:25,884
through the cracks
of the Krusty Krab.

243
00:13:28,468 --> 00:13:30,843
Hah hah hah hah hah!

244
00:13:35,259 --> 00:13:37,218
Money, money,
money, money,

245
00:13:37,301 --> 00:13:39,884
money,
money, money, money.

246
00:13:39,968 --> 00:13:42,134
Hee hee hee hee hee!

247
00:13:42,218 --> 00:13:43,676
- Now, how much was—

248
00:13:45,551 --> 00:13:47,343
Hmm.

249
00:13:47,426 --> 00:13:48,509
Eew!

250
00:13:48,593 --> 00:13:52,176
Finally,
the moment has come!

251
00:13:53,218 --> 00:13:56,259
No!
No, no, no, no!

252
00:13:57,509 --> 00:13:59,843
Noooo!

253
00:14:01,634 --> 00:14:03,259
Eeh!

254
00:14:05,551 --> 00:14:06,509
Aah!

255
00:14:06,593 --> 00:14:08,051
Hey! Cut it out!

256
00:14:08,134 --> 00:14:09,384
Plankton, is that you?

257
00:14:09,468 --> 00:14:11,468
Of course it's me,
you moron.

258
00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:13,051
You were able
to convert yourself

259
00:14:13,134 --> 00:14:14,634
into gaseous form?

260
00:14:14,718 --> 00:14:15,718
Fascinatin'!

261
00:14:15,801 --> 00:14:18,301
Huh?
Wait!

262
00:14:30,301 --> 00:14:31,551
I guess I never realized

263
00:14:31,634 --> 00:14:33,301
you were such a student
of science.

264
00:14:33,384 --> 00:14:35,884
Maybe you could help me fix
my nut transporter.

265
00:14:35,968 --> 00:14:39,759
Huh?
Did you say transporter?

266
00:14:39,843 --> 00:14:41,009
Hmm...

267
00:14:41,093 --> 00:14:42,718
Interesting.

268
00:14:43,968 --> 00:14:47,593
Hey! Maybe if I combine this
device with my own invention,

269
00:14:47,676 --> 00:14:50,384
the Krabby Patty formula
will be mine!

270
00:14:50,468 --> 00:14:54,509
I mean, I think I have the
right parts in my lab, maybe.

271
00:14:54,593 --> 00:14:57,093
We're in business!

272
00:14:59,343 --> 00:15:01,926
Say... this is a dandy lab.

273
00:15:02,009 --> 00:15:03,843
- Is that good?

274
00:15:03,926 --> 00:15:06,301
- Does a pig play poker?
- I guess.

275
00:15:06,384 --> 00:15:07,926
I shoulda visited you before...

276
00:15:08,009 --> 00:15:11,468
What with you and me bein'
the only two scientists in town.

277
00:15:11,551 --> 00:15:12,759
Ha ha. Yes.

278
00:15:19,468 --> 00:15:22,093
Yes, sir.
Your lab is amazing.

279
00:15:22,176 --> 00:15:25,509
- Do you really like it?
- And how!

280
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:30,051
Here's your teleporter,
lab partner.

281
00:15:30,134 --> 00:15:32,426
Thanks, SpongeBob.

282
00:15:32,509 --> 00:15:34,676
Please call me
lab partner.

283
00:15:34,759 --> 00:15:37,218
So... where do I hook up
my teleporter?

284
00:15:37,301 --> 00:15:40,218
Oh, just plug it into
that doohickey over there.

285
00:15:40,301 --> 00:15:42,634
Just who are you callin'
a doohickey?

286
00:15:42,718 --> 00:15:47,468
Wowee! Is that a real
Mark 3 Surplus Wife-O-Matic?

287
00:15:47,551 --> 00:15:48,676
She is beautiful!

288
00:15:48,759 --> 00:15:51,009
Oh, why, thank you!

289
00:15:51,093 --> 00:15:53,468
No, no that doohickey.

290
00:15:53,551 --> 00:15:54,968
This doohickey!

291
00:15:55,051 --> 00:15:56,926
Just plug your teleporter
into my device,

292
00:15:57,009 --> 00:16:00,718
and with our combined might,
we shall conquer the world!

293
00:16:03,718 --> 00:16:05,093
Uh-huh.

294
00:16:05,176 --> 00:16:07,551
Or I can combine your gasifier
with my invention

295
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:10,343
and transform my nuts
into a gaseous cloud

296
00:16:10,426 --> 00:16:12,593
that transports them
back to Texas!

297
00:16:12,676 --> 00:16:15,634
Yes, that's... what I meant.

298
00:16:20,093 --> 00:16:22,801
Yes!
It's workin' at last...

299
00:16:22,884 --> 00:16:23,926
New lab partner!

300
00:16:24,009 --> 00:16:25,343
Oh...

301
00:16:25,426 --> 00:16:28,426
I guess you won't be
needing me anymore.

302
00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:34,509
That's right!

303
00:16:34,593 --> 00:16:37,051
And don't let the door
hit you on the way out!

304
00:16:37,134 --> 00:16:38,968
Hold on!
You can't go, SpongeBob!

305
00:16:39,051 --> 00:16:40,384
- We need you.
- What?

306
00:16:40,468 --> 00:16:42,176
He'll just get in the way.

307
00:16:42,259 --> 00:16:43,343
Need me?

308
00:16:43,426 --> 00:16:45,218
How could I help?
I'm not even a...

309
00:16:45,301 --> 00:16:46,801
scientist.

310
00:16:46,884 --> 00:16:49,384
Why, you'll have the most
important job of all.

311
00:16:49,468 --> 00:16:52,593
You'll be our test monkey.

312
00:16:52,676 --> 00:16:55,426
Test monkey?

313
00:16:59,218 --> 00:17:00,551
Ooh-ooh-ah-ah-ah!
Uh-uh-uh-uh!

314
00:17:00,634 --> 00:17:02,051
Test monkey
reporting for duty.

315
00:17:02,134 --> 00:17:03,551
A test monkey?

316
00:17:03,634 --> 00:17:06,759
I've never had
a test monkey before!

317
00:17:08,384 --> 00:17:11,801
There is some mad scientist
in you after all!

318
00:17:11,884 --> 00:17:13,426
Hee hee hah hah hah!

319
00:17:13,509 --> 00:17:15,468
- Hah hah hah hah!
- [high-pitched tittering]

320
00:17:16,926 --> 00:17:19,634
Okay, we really have to
work on your evil laugh.

321
00:17:21,134 --> 00:17:22,968
- Ready!
- Roger!

322
00:17:23,051 --> 00:17:25,176
Ugh!

323
00:17:26,759 --> 00:17:29,468
Just a sec.

324
00:17:33,468 --> 00:17:34,759
Whoa!

325
00:17:45,343 --> 00:17:47,343
Hey, who turned out
the lights?

326
00:17:47,426 --> 00:17:49,926
Ugh! We only teleported
his eyes!

327
00:17:50,009 --> 00:17:51,968
Oh, boy.
Try again.

328
00:17:52,051 --> 00:17:54,093
Where is that idiot
SpongeBob?

329
00:17:54,176 --> 00:17:56,093
Leaving me
stuck with all the cooking.

330
00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:57,551
This job stinks!

331
00:17:59,718 --> 00:18:01,759
Ooh. Literally.

332
00:18:04,634 --> 00:18:06,634
Aah!

333
00:18:07,384 --> 00:18:09,259
Mr. Krabs!
You gotta come with me!

334
00:18:09,343 --> 00:18:11,509
There's something
in the kitchen you gotta see!

335
00:18:11,593 --> 00:18:14,009
Oh, well.

336
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,093
- Oh!

337
00:18:15,176 --> 00:18:16,384
Try again.

338
00:18:19,343 --> 00:18:21,343
See for yourself!
Huh?

339
00:18:24,176 --> 00:18:25,384
Eh!

340
00:18:25,468 --> 00:18:26,968
I see.

341
00:18:27,051 --> 00:18:29,968
So it was you that befouled
me office earlier, was it?

342
00:18:30,051 --> 00:18:32,718
Just a few more adjustments...

343
00:18:34,218 --> 00:18:36,134
Okay...

344
00:18:36,218 --> 00:18:37,843
Let her rip!

345
00:18:38,801 --> 00:18:40,968
Do you think this is
a good look for me?

346
00:18:41,051 --> 00:18:42,134
Or is it a bit too flashy?

347
00:18:42,218 --> 00:18:44,301
Stand clear!

348
00:18:44,384 --> 00:18:45,509
Clear of what?

349
00:18:45,593 --> 00:18:46,884
Aah!

350
00:18:48,384 --> 00:18:51,551
Something weird
is going on around here.

351
00:18:54,468 --> 00:18:57,509
- Hi, Squidward.
- Aah!

352
00:18:57,593 --> 00:18:59,009
Mr. Krabs!

353
00:18:59,093 --> 00:19:01,384
There's a strange sound
coming from the restroom!

354
00:19:01,468 --> 00:19:04,884
Hmm. Now only
his mouth is missin'.

355
00:19:04,968 --> 00:19:06,759
Shut it down.

356
00:19:12,259 --> 00:19:13,843
For cryin' out loud, Squidward.

357
00:19:13,926 --> 00:19:15,843
What the heck
is wrong with you?

358
00:19:18,926 --> 00:19:20,509
Test three!

359
00:19:22,343 --> 00:19:23,718
I cannot believe

360
00:19:23,801 --> 00:19:27,634
I have to deliver
all this junk food myself!

361
00:19:27,718 --> 00:19:30,259
Aah!

362
00:19:31,759 --> 00:19:33,634
What the—

363
00:19:33,718 --> 00:19:36,176
Huh?

364
00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:37,884
Oh, thank you.

365
00:19:39,009 --> 00:19:41,259
Aah!
[Thud, crash]

366
00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:46,593
Look, no hands!
Or feet.

367
00:19:46,676 --> 00:19:49,593
- Ha ha ha!
- Well, we're gettin' closer.

368
00:19:53,968 --> 00:19:55,509
Goggles!

369
00:19:57,301 --> 00:19:59,551
Shall we activate it
together?

370
00:19:59,634 --> 00:20:01,218
Why, sure enough!

371
00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:02,551
- Three!
- Two!

372
00:20:02,634 --> 00:20:03,676
One!

373
00:20:03,759 --> 00:20:05,843
Fire!

374
00:20:05,926 --> 00:20:06,843
Ow.

375
00:20:15,218 --> 00:20:16,801
Ooh, I gotta go
to the bathroom.

376
00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:20,218
Oh!

377
00:20:20,301 --> 00:20:22,134
Neptune's trousers,
Squidward!

378
00:20:22,218 --> 00:20:25,676
Maybe you should just lay off
the broccoli for a while.

379
00:20:27,468 --> 00:20:28,843
It worked!

380
00:20:28,926 --> 00:20:31,968
We transported
his whole body this time!

381
00:20:32,051 --> 00:20:34,259
Yes!
My plan worked!

382
00:20:34,343 --> 00:20:38,718
And now I have no further use
for you two goody-goodies!

383
00:20:40,051 --> 00:20:41,801
Using your technology,

384
00:20:41,884 --> 00:20:44,593
I shall teleport myself
directly to the Krusty Krab,

385
00:20:44,676 --> 00:20:46,426
and the Krabby Patty formula

386
00:20:52,259 --> 00:20:54,509
Oh, no.
Plankton has finally won!

387
00:20:54,593 --> 00:20:57,259
And we...
we helped him.

388
00:20:57,343 --> 00:20:58,843
Not exactly!

389
00:20:58,926 --> 00:21:01,759
Lab partner.

390
00:21:06,343 --> 00:21:08,384
The Krabby Patty
formula!

391
00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:11,009
But if that's here...
where's Plankton?

392
00:21:11,093 --> 00:21:12,468
Fools!

393
00:21:12,551 --> 00:21:16,009
I played them like
a 32-bit synthesizer!

394
00:21:17,509 --> 00:21:20,676
Now, where is that formula?

395
00:21:22,301 --> 00:21:24,301
The formula is gone?

396
00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:26,843
Nooooooo!

397
00:21:26,926 --> 00:21:28,884
- Do you hear something?
- I don't hear a thing.

398
00:21:28,968 --> 00:21:30,551
But something stinks.

399
00:21:30,634 --> 00:21:32,968
Aw, I knew Plankton
was hatching an evil plan

400
00:21:33,051 --> 00:21:34,218
the whole time.

401
00:21:34,301 --> 00:21:35,676
So I just adjusted
the controls

402
00:21:35,759 --> 00:21:37,468
to put Plankton
where he can't do any harm.

403
00:21:37,551 --> 00:21:40,134
Nobody fools a squirrel
from Texas!

404
00:21:45,509 --> 00:21:47,843
Ah hah hah hah hah hah!