1 00:00:29,391 --> 00:00:32,519 - Are you ready, kids? - Aye, aye, Captain. 2 00:00:32,561 --> 00:00:36,147 - I can't hear you. - Aye, aye, Captain! 3 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:33,705 Oh, Neptune, surely this isn't the behavior befitting a king, 4 00:01:33,747 --> 00:01:36,249 hiding in bed for days on end, 5 00:01:36,291 --> 00:01:40,337 doing nothing but watching daytime television. 6 00:01:40,378 --> 00:01:45,258 Wait! Rochelle was just about to meet her biological parents! 7 00:01:45,300 --> 00:01:48,261 Is this about turning five thousand today? 8 00:01:48,303 --> 00:01:51,348 No. Oh, my darling Amphitrite, 9 00:01:51,389 --> 00:01:53,849 it is not my age that troubles me so. 10 00:01:53,891 --> 00:01:55,519 It is that our son, Triton, 11 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:57,688 will not be able to share in my revelry. 12 00:01:57,729 --> 00:02:00,982 Let's forget about Triton for just one day. 13 00:02:01,024 --> 00:02:04,736 It's your five thousandth birthday, for shell's sake. 14 00:02:04,778 --> 00:02:09,115 Yeah. OK, so long as there's no-one careless enough 15 00:02:09,157 --> 00:02:10,784 to mention Triton. 16 00:02:11,827 --> 00:02:13,953 Order up, Squidward! 17 00:02:15,205 --> 00:02:17,666 I bet you're wondering why I'm not using my hands today. 18 00:02:17,708 --> 00:02:20,627 - Not in the least, SpongeBob. - OK, OK, I'll tell ya. 19 00:02:20,669 --> 00:02:22,504 Your order, ma'am. 20 00:02:22,546 --> 00:02:24,088 I'm not using my hands 21 00:02:24,130 --> 00:02:26,675 because today is Work Without Your Hands Day. 22 00:02:26,717 --> 00:02:29,135 You should give it a whirl, buddy. 23 00:02:35,308 --> 00:02:38,645 Krusty Krab, SpongeBob speaking. Just a minute, please. 24 00:02:38,687 --> 00:02:40,355 Mr. Krabs? It's a "Queen Amphitrite." 25 00:02:40,397 --> 00:02:42,440 She wants to have King Neptune's birthday party here. 26 00:02:42,482 --> 00:02:45,235 Oh, she does, does she? 27 00:02:45,276 --> 00:02:46,820 I'll handle this, laddy. 28 00:02:46,862 --> 00:02:49,947 Yes, "Queen Amphitrite." 29 00:02:51,241 --> 00:02:54,369 Very convincing. But you'll have to call pretty early 30 00:02:54,411 --> 00:02:57,539 to fool old Eugene Krabs, prankster! 31 00:02:57,581 --> 00:02:59,791 They think I was born yesterday. 32 00:02:59,833 --> 00:03:02,335 Ack, ack, ack, ack, ack! Whoa! 33 00:03:07,090 --> 00:03:11,511 Does seven o'clock work for you, Your Majesty? 34 00:03:11,553 --> 00:03:15,973 Oil up yer spatula, boy, for tonight, you fry for a king! 35 00:03:16,015 --> 00:03:19,102 So much for Work Without Your Hands Day, SquarePants. 36 00:03:19,143 --> 00:03:23,398 You answer to a higher calling this day. I have the capability! 37 00:03:24,982 --> 00:03:27,652 OK, that's enough, Patrick. Thank you. 38 00:03:30,906 --> 00:03:32,532 You two really out-did yourselves! 39 00:03:32,574 --> 00:03:36,035 It almost makes me want to pay you. 40 00:03:38,162 --> 00:03:40,749 It looks like this area could use a few more decorations. 41 00:03:40,791 --> 00:03:42,459 - Squidward! - Now what? 42 00:03:42,500 --> 00:03:45,253 The decorations over here are looking a little sparse. 43 00:03:45,295 --> 00:03:47,631 Why don't you hang up a few balloons or something? 44 00:03:49,633 --> 00:03:52,719 Oh, that's better. Looks lovely, Squidward. Excellent work. 45 00:03:52,761 --> 00:03:55,346 - How goes it over here? - All set, Mr. K. 46 00:03:55,388 --> 00:03:58,349 Five thousand patties. One for every year Neptune's been alive. 47 00:03:58,391 --> 00:04:03,313 Five thousand patties at 3.99 a pop. 48 00:04:03,354 --> 00:04:07,734 Forty nundred n... bubble able buhney... 49 00:04:10,570 --> 00:04:12,530 Leave it to your old boss, here, 50 00:04:12,572 --> 00:04:15,617 to capitalize on such a momentous occasion. 51 00:04:19,203 --> 00:04:22,540 Wow! Why, you rolled out the red carpet. 52 00:04:22,582 --> 00:04:25,961 This ain't for you lot! This is for King Neptune! 53 00:04:26,002 --> 00:04:27,504 Today is his birthday. 54 00:04:27,545 --> 00:04:30,006 Oh, wait a minute. King Neptune is coming here? 55 00:04:30,047 --> 00:04:32,300 Oh, I'm a huge fan of the royal family. 56 00:04:32,342 --> 00:04:34,427 I just love everything they do. 57 00:04:34,469 --> 00:04:38,556 Oh, could we please maybe watch them eat, 58 00:04:38,598 --> 00:04:41,392 right here, through the window, you know? 59 00:04:41,434 --> 00:04:42,894 Don't be ridiculous. 60 00:04:42,936 --> 00:04:46,189 Why in Neptune's name would I let you... 61 00:04:47,649 --> 00:04:49,442 See Neptune eat! 62 00:04:49,484 --> 00:04:53,196 Only five dollars! Only a few seats left! 63 00:04:53,237 --> 00:04:56,700 Thank you. Thank you. 64 00:04:56,741 --> 00:04:57,993 Do you have change for a twenty? 65 00:04:58,034 --> 00:05:01,496 Nope, sorry. I guess it's $20 for you, then. 66 00:05:01,538 --> 00:05:04,248 Don't be shy, folks. Seats are going fast! 67 00:05:17,804 --> 00:05:20,264 Greetings, my obedient flock. 68 00:05:23,184 --> 00:05:24,895 You were right, honey. 69 00:05:24,936 --> 00:05:27,063 Hearing these mortals cheer for me 70 00:05:27,104 --> 00:05:28,982 has made me feel better already. 71 00:05:29,024 --> 00:05:31,108 Excuse me, Mr. Royal Sea King-ness. 72 00:05:31,150 --> 00:05:32,777 Your table is this way, sir. 73 00:05:38,157 --> 00:05:40,869 These seats are surprisingly comfortable 74 00:05:40,911 --> 00:05:43,872 for being no more than primitive storage vessels. 75 00:05:43,914 --> 00:05:46,082 Oh, husband, I'm so glad to see 76 00:05:46,123 --> 00:05:48,209 you're enjoying your birthday party. 77 00:05:48,251 --> 00:05:51,880 And I am glad that you're glad, my dear. 78 00:05:51,922 --> 00:05:55,216 And I'm glad that you're glad that I'm glad, my king. 79 00:05:55,258 --> 00:05:57,510 And I'm glad that you're glad that I'm glad 80 00:05:57,552 --> 00:06:00,972 - that you're glad that... - All right already! 81 00:06:01,014 --> 00:06:03,850 And methinks I shall continue to enjoy it 82 00:06:03,892 --> 00:06:07,186 so long as there continues to be no mention of the name... 83 00:06:07,228 --> 00:06:10,314 Triton! Triton! Tri-ton! 84 00:06:10,356 --> 00:06:11,942 Is there a Triton here? 85 00:06:11,983 --> 00:06:13,818 Is there anybody missing from this party 86 00:06:13,860 --> 00:06:15,319 that any of you guys can see? 87 00:06:15,361 --> 00:06:18,573 Nope, there's nobody missing. We're all here! 88 00:06:18,615 --> 00:06:20,491 Oh, I was sure there's somebody. Oh! 89 00:06:20,533 --> 00:06:22,285 Oh! 90 00:06:22,326 --> 00:06:25,663 Here it is right here. An empty seat. 91 00:06:25,705 --> 00:06:28,583 That's not an empty seat! My wife is sitting there! 92 00:06:28,625 --> 00:06:31,753 No, not that chair, Your Highness! 93 00:06:31,795 --> 00:06:33,212 That one! See? 94 00:06:33,254 --> 00:06:35,757 It even has its pretty name card that I made still on it. 95 00:06:35,799 --> 00:06:38,718 - Oh, no! - T-R-I-T-O-N. 96 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:40,804 You sure you don't know anyone named Triton? 97 00:06:43,681 --> 00:06:45,475 Should I put it down, yes or no? 98 00:06:45,516 --> 00:06:47,560 Triton is our son. 99 00:06:47,602 --> 00:06:49,270 But as you can see, 100 00:06:49,312 --> 00:06:52,023 the king doesn't want to talk about it right now. 101 00:06:52,065 --> 00:06:53,316 Thank you, my darling. 102 00:06:53,357 --> 00:06:56,444 I'd rather not share with this addled mortal 103 00:06:56,486 --> 00:06:59,072 the woeful story of our son, Triton. 104 00:06:59,114 --> 00:07:02,659 Oh, that's a good thing, yeah. You don't want to go there. 105 00:07:02,700 --> 00:07:05,787 But I suppose I could tell it. 106 00:07:05,829 --> 00:07:08,832 No! No! Really, it's OK! 107 00:07:08,873 --> 00:07:11,250 No, you're right. I won't tell it. 108 00:07:11,292 --> 00:07:13,294 Phew! Good! 109 00:07:13,336 --> 00:07:17,507 Instead, I'm going to show this 16mm movie I made about it. 110 00:07:19,467 --> 00:07:22,219 Could someone please dim the lights? 111 00:07:23,721 --> 00:07:25,640 It all started one day 112 00:07:25,682 --> 00:07:28,935 while giving Triton his smiting lessons. 113 00:07:32,187 --> 00:07:35,859 That's how you strike fear into the hearts of your subjects. 114 00:07:35,900 --> 00:07:38,402 Now you try, son. 115 00:07:38,444 --> 00:07:39,654 Son? 116 00:07:39,696 --> 00:07:41,739 Triton was increasingly fascinated 117 00:07:41,781 --> 00:07:45,076 with the miserable world of the lowly mortals. 118 00:07:45,118 --> 00:07:47,745 Dad, when are you gonna teach me the ball and stick game? 119 00:07:47,787 --> 00:07:50,123 Never. Now, take hold of your trident 120 00:07:50,165 --> 00:07:52,291 and practice your smiting, son. 121 00:07:52,333 --> 00:07:53,918 I don't feel like smiting. 122 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:55,586 I wanna play the ball and stick game. 123 00:07:55,628 --> 00:07:58,923 OK, son, you wanna learn the stick and ball game? 124 00:07:58,965 --> 00:08:02,052 Well, here's your first lesson. Batter up. 125 00:08:05,346 --> 00:08:08,933 It looks like I just hit a single. 126 00:08:08,975 --> 00:08:11,602 Let's see if you can get a home run, son. 127 00:08:11,644 --> 00:08:13,646 Leave me alone, Dad. 128 00:08:13,688 --> 00:08:17,525 What was happening to my own flesh and blood? 129 00:08:17,567 --> 00:08:19,986 Over the next few millennia, 130 00:08:20,028 --> 00:08:24,824 my son grew not only in size but in perplexing behavior. 131 00:08:29,996 --> 00:08:32,040 What's going on in here? 132 00:08:32,082 --> 00:08:35,043 Hey, Dad. Check it out! I'm studying chemistry, 133 00:08:35,085 --> 00:08:39,463 and I've just created a cure for all mortal diseases! 134 00:08:39,505 --> 00:08:45,261 Nyaa! How many times do I have to tell you, we are gods! 135 00:08:45,302 --> 00:08:46,804 We don't have diseases, 136 00:08:46,846 --> 00:08:51,308 nor do we care whether or not the mortals contract them! 137 00:08:51,350 --> 00:08:53,436 Gosh! 138 00:08:53,477 --> 00:08:56,689 Try as I might, it was becoming increasingly apparent 139 00:08:56,731 --> 00:08:59,817 that we would not agree on the ways of the world. 140 00:08:59,859 --> 00:09:02,070 I knew I had no choice. 141 00:09:02,112 --> 00:09:04,530 There was only one last resort. 142 00:09:05,823 --> 00:09:07,283 No, not that one! 143 00:09:07,324 --> 00:09:09,493 The island in the sky. 144 00:09:09,535 --> 00:09:11,579 Isn't that island a miniature golf course? 145 00:09:11,621 --> 00:09:15,750 No! The one on the other side of the river! 146 00:09:15,792 --> 00:09:18,294 You mean the juvenile correction facility? 147 00:09:18,335 --> 00:09:20,337 But that place is for losers, man. 148 00:09:20,379 --> 00:09:21,923 Uh-huh. 149 00:09:22,715 --> 00:09:25,802 OK, I'm standing in here. Now what? 150 00:09:26,886 --> 00:09:30,181 What are you doing? This is bogus! 151 00:09:30,223 --> 00:09:34,560 I'm sealing you inside this magical shrinking cage 152 00:09:34,602 --> 00:09:37,897 until you learn to embrace your destiny 153 00:09:37,939 --> 00:09:41,025 as one of the gods! 154 00:09:41,067 --> 00:09:42,986 No! 155 00:09:44,445 --> 00:09:47,157 You call THAT shrinking? 156 00:09:47,198 --> 00:09:49,200 Well, it only shrinks 7%. 157 00:09:49,242 --> 00:09:51,869 Man, that is just beyond bogus. 158 00:09:51,911 --> 00:09:54,580 Perhaps in your eyes it is beyond bogus, 159 00:09:54,622 --> 00:09:56,749 but it's the only way you'll learn. 160 00:09:56,791 --> 00:10:00,628 Reflect on this for 10,000 years. 161 00:10:00,670 --> 00:10:04,132 You can't do this, man! I've got a life to live! 162 00:10:04,174 --> 00:10:06,550 I can't be stuck in this cage, man! 163 00:10:06,592 --> 00:10:10,888 Gah. I hate you, old man! You hear me? I hate you! 164 00:10:10,930 --> 00:10:13,349 - No! 165 00:10:15,768 --> 00:10:17,728 And that's that. 166 00:10:24,902 --> 00:10:29,615 Huh? OK, who's ready for a pipin' hot Krabby Patty? 167 00:10:29,657 --> 00:10:31,909 Would you like the first one, Your Highness? 168 00:10:31,951 --> 00:10:35,079 Recounting this sad tale has upset me so much 169 00:10:35,121 --> 00:10:36,956 I've lost my appetite. 170 00:10:38,374 --> 00:10:40,751 Take those sandwiches away. 171 00:10:40,793 --> 00:10:43,671 Can't you see the king is upset? 172 00:10:43,713 --> 00:10:45,923 It's OK. Let it out. 173 00:10:45,965 --> 00:10:47,842 This is a rip off! 174 00:10:47,884 --> 00:10:50,678 I paid to watch high-class royal dining action, 175 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:52,805 not listen to a boring sob story. 176 00:10:52,847 --> 00:10:57,518 Ooh, looks like things may be picking up. Royal violence! 177 00:10:57,560 --> 00:11:00,980 Why have you not obeyed me, mortal? Be gone! 178 00:11:01,022 --> 00:11:03,066 So, who's gonna pay for these, then? 179 00:11:05,818 --> 00:11:09,822 If Neptune doesn't cheer up soon, me business is ruined! 180 00:11:11,324 --> 00:11:15,452 Oh, no. This is all my fault because I mentioned Triton. 181 00:11:15,494 --> 00:11:18,289 Well, it wouldn't be the first time you've ruined everything, 182 00:11:18,331 --> 00:11:20,583 but the worst part is those 5,000 Krabby Patties 183 00:11:20,624 --> 00:11:22,877 that will end up going rotten in the hot sun. 184 00:11:22,919 --> 00:11:24,545 Stop, Squidward, please stop! 185 00:11:24,587 --> 00:11:26,297 Your descriptions are too horrifying 186 00:11:26,339 --> 00:11:27,798 for my delicate sensibilities. 187 00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:29,259 I do have a way with words. 188 00:11:29,300 --> 00:11:32,845 Oh, how I miss my son! 189 00:11:34,471 --> 00:11:38,893 Hey, that's it! I'll fix this by reuniting Neptune with his son! 190 00:11:45,983 --> 00:11:48,652 Thanks again, Mr. Bus Driver! 191 00:11:48,694 --> 00:11:53,032 Now, all I've got to do is find King Neptune's long lost son. 192 00:11:57,870 --> 00:12:00,748 C'mon, Krabs, think! Think! 193 00:12:00,790 --> 00:12:02,333 Ooh! 194 00:12:02,375 --> 00:12:04,501 Whatever it is, no. 195 00:12:04,543 --> 00:12:08,131 Squidward, you're a man of culture. 196 00:12:08,172 --> 00:12:09,840 Go on. 197 00:12:09,882 --> 00:12:12,176 Well, these high-falutin' types, 198 00:12:12,218 --> 00:12:14,678 they might appreciate that, don't you think? 199 00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:17,265 Why don't you try and razzle-dazzle them 200 00:12:17,307 --> 00:12:19,642 with all your pizzazz? 201 00:12:19,683 --> 00:12:21,978 Pizzazz. 202 00:12:22,019 --> 00:12:24,730 Hold on to your hats and glasses, people, 203 00:12:24,772 --> 00:12:29,193 because Squidward the Fantabulous has arrived! 204 00:12:30,278 --> 00:12:33,864 Thank you, thank you. This next one I wrote myself. 205 00:12:33,906 --> 00:12:36,867 I like to call it "Three Barnacles are a Crowd 206 00:12:36,909 --> 00:12:39,412 Unless They've Known Each Other for a Really Long Time." 207 00:12:40,455 --> 00:12:42,790 Things just got lame again. 208 00:12:42,832 --> 00:12:44,834 Yeah, well, they better get unlame real quick 209 00:12:44,875 --> 00:12:46,669 or I'm asking for my money back. 210 00:12:48,879 --> 00:12:50,547 No refunds? 211 00:12:50,589 --> 00:12:53,050 Well, I guess we're stuck here, then. 212 00:12:58,264 --> 00:13:00,099 Argh! What the...? 213 00:13:00,141 --> 00:13:03,019 I had the strangest dream that I just got hit in the head 214 00:13:03,060 --> 00:13:05,313 with a tiny toenail clipping. 215 00:13:05,355 --> 00:13:06,897 Hey! I was right! 216 00:13:06,939 --> 00:13:09,192 It is a tiny toenail clipping. 217 00:13:14,155 --> 00:13:17,200 Another one! Plus some rope! 218 00:13:22,872 --> 00:13:25,540 Hey, man! What's the big idea? 219 00:13:25,582 --> 00:13:27,377 Who said that? Show yourself! 220 00:13:27,418 --> 00:13:30,587 I'm warning you, I know how to use these. Waah! 221 00:13:30,629 --> 00:13:35,885 - I'm down here, man. - Oh, hello, little fella! 222 00:13:35,926 --> 00:13:39,389 Maybe you can help me, because if I don't find Triton soon, 223 00:13:39,430 --> 00:13:41,265 Mr. Krabs is gonna be real upset, 224 00:13:41,307 --> 00:13:44,268 cos he spent a lot of money on party decorations. 225 00:13:44,310 --> 00:13:48,731 - Party decorations? For what? - For King Neptune's birthday! 226 00:13:48,772 --> 00:13:52,527 So, it's my old man's birthday. Big deal. 227 00:13:52,567 --> 00:13:54,737 Oh! 228 00:13:54,778 --> 00:13:57,823 You mean... you're King Neptune's son? 229 00:13:57,865 --> 00:14:00,451 I am. But he doesn't seem to think so. 230 00:14:00,493 --> 00:14:03,120 Well, he sure seemed upset that you weren't at his party. 231 00:14:03,162 --> 00:14:06,541 Ha! That's a real good one, man. Real funny. 232 00:14:06,581 --> 00:14:08,376 Well, thanks, but I was just... 233 00:14:08,418 --> 00:14:10,836 Do you think if that old goat really cared 234 00:14:10,878 --> 00:14:13,172 he'd have me sealed up here in this magical cage 235 00:14:13,214 --> 00:14:16,300 with nothing to do all day but trim my fingernails? 236 00:14:16,342 --> 00:14:19,470 You're right. It just doesn't make any sense. 237 00:14:19,512 --> 00:14:21,305 You're telling me, man. 238 00:14:21,347 --> 00:14:24,308 I mean, gods shouldn't have to use nail clippers. 239 00:14:24,350 --> 00:14:26,185 They should be able to will their fingernails 240 00:14:26,227 --> 00:14:27,353 to whatever length they want. 241 00:14:27,395 --> 00:14:30,356 Man, you're just like all the rest. 242 00:14:30,398 --> 00:14:31,606 Don't go! 243 00:14:34,693 --> 00:14:38,030 What if I there was a way to free you from this magical cage? 244 00:14:38,072 --> 00:14:40,283 Then you could come to your father's birthday 245 00:14:40,324 --> 00:14:41,742 and settle your differences! 246 00:14:41,784 --> 00:14:46,581 Then I'd ask you to brush your teeth first, dude! Pee-yew! 247 00:14:46,622 --> 00:14:49,250 Sorry, I haven't had anything to drink in a couple days. 248 00:14:49,292 --> 00:14:50,918 My throat's a little dry. 249 00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:54,505 This cage is only so big, man. 250 00:14:54,547 --> 00:14:57,841 I'm sorry. I'll stop talking, I swear. 251 00:14:57,883 --> 00:15:00,303 Never mind. Just undo the lock. 252 00:15:00,344 --> 00:15:04,307 Boy, this really does look complicated. Oh, I see. 253 00:15:04,348 --> 00:15:07,477 I'll just slide this square to the right, this one goes up, 254 00:15:07,518 --> 00:15:10,104 this one over here... No, wait. 255 00:15:10,146 --> 00:15:13,941 No. No. No! 256 00:15:17,194 --> 00:15:18,529 Argh! 257 00:15:18,571 --> 00:15:20,531 Man, that really is a tough nut to crack. 258 00:15:20,573 --> 00:15:23,367 That lock was forged by the gods! 259 00:15:23,409 --> 00:15:25,744 Not just any numbskull can open it 260 00:15:25,786 --> 00:15:27,538 like it's some cheap bag of potato chips 261 00:15:27,580 --> 00:15:28,872 they found in the street. 262 00:15:28,914 --> 00:15:31,917 Cheap bag of potato chi... 263 00:15:31,959 --> 00:15:34,044 Wait a minute! Which way to the nearest phone booth? 264 00:15:34,086 --> 00:15:35,963 There's one behind that rock over there, 265 00:15:36,005 --> 00:15:37,131 but I don't see what... 266 00:15:38,382 --> 00:15:40,551 - Hello, Patrick? - Hey! Hey! 267 00:15:40,593 --> 00:15:43,513 You'll never guess what I found today in the street... 268 00:15:44,930 --> 00:15:46,516 Yeah, I'll hurry. 269 00:15:53,189 --> 00:15:54,982 Oh, Patrick, you made it! 270 00:15:55,024 --> 00:15:57,276 This is that magical lock I was telling you about. 271 00:15:57,318 --> 00:15:59,153 - Hmm. - Yeah, I tried it 272 00:15:59,195 --> 00:16:02,490 for hours and hours, but I just can't get it to... 273 00:16:02,532 --> 00:16:04,617 - Open! - Wow, already? 274 00:16:04,659 --> 00:16:07,370 Patrick, I'll never figure out how you're able to do those. 275 00:16:07,411 --> 00:16:10,706 It's easy. I just peel the stickers off the squares 276 00:16:10,747 --> 00:16:12,958 and put 'em down where they're supposed to go. 277 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,793 Amazing! 278 00:16:14,835 --> 00:16:17,087 Well, now that this silly old cage is open, 279 00:16:17,129 --> 00:16:20,675 what do you say we go pay my old man a visit? 280 00:16:20,716 --> 00:16:23,844 Hate to keep him waiting on his birthday. 281 00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:32,186 Well, you guys comin' or what? 282 00:16:32,228 --> 00:16:33,479 Wow! 283 00:16:33,521 --> 00:16:34,938 Are you gonna take us for a ride? 284 00:16:34,980 --> 00:16:38,317 A ride! That's a great idea! 285 00:16:52,039 --> 00:16:55,042 You guys don't mind if I pull over here for a second, do ya? 286 00:16:55,084 --> 00:16:57,836 Sure, Triton. What do you need to do, use the bathroom? 287 00:16:57,878 --> 00:17:01,173 No, to tell you I don't need you any more! 288 00:17:05,135 --> 00:17:08,013 What an interesting man! 289 00:17:08,055 --> 00:17:11,350 Ready for a room temperature Krabby Patty yet? 290 00:17:11,392 --> 00:17:13,060 - Nope. 291 00:17:14,687 --> 00:17:17,440 Careful. This is made of imported wood. 292 00:17:17,481 --> 00:17:19,900 Imported all the way from that junk pile out back. 293 00:17:19,942 --> 00:17:21,402 Neptune's inconsolable. 294 00:17:21,444 --> 00:17:24,488 Maybe if there was something to distract him from his pain. 295 00:17:24,530 --> 00:17:27,700 The only thing that can usually do that is something that hurts 296 00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:29,201 more than the original pain. 297 00:17:29,243 --> 00:17:32,580 Great idea! Go play them another song! 298 00:17:34,831 --> 00:17:36,667 He's back. 299 00:17:36,709 --> 00:17:40,921 Oh. Uh, how... nice? 300 00:17:40,963 --> 00:17:44,883 If it pleases the king, I would like to perform a... 301 00:17:50,013 --> 00:17:51,974 - What the? - Behold! 302 00:17:52,015 --> 00:17:53,225 What'd he say? 303 00:17:53,267 --> 00:17:56,103 I think he wants us to look out the... Oh, my! 304 00:18:00,316 --> 00:18:02,401 That was incredible! 305 00:18:02,443 --> 00:18:04,570 Yeah, definitely worth the five bucks. 306 00:18:04,612 --> 00:18:05,696 Son? 307 00:18:09,992 --> 00:18:12,662 Son, I demand to know the meaning 308 00:18:12,703 --> 00:18:14,997 of this impudent imprisonment! 309 00:18:15,038 --> 00:18:17,625 Well, it turns out you were right, old man. 310 00:18:17,667 --> 00:18:21,170 Being trapped in that cage all those years with nowhere to go 311 00:18:21,211 --> 00:18:24,047 but up in here made me realize something. 312 00:18:24,089 --> 00:18:29,345 Dabbling in the world of mere mortals is totally lame. 313 00:18:29,386 --> 00:18:32,723 And this is how you intend to show it? 314 00:18:32,765 --> 00:18:36,893 No, man! This is how. Ha, ha, ha! 315 00:18:38,187 --> 00:18:39,938 By flying through the roof? 316 00:18:41,482 --> 00:18:43,900 That was Triton, Neptune's son. 317 00:18:43,942 --> 00:18:46,236 I thought he was in reform school or something. 318 00:18:48,238 --> 00:18:49,948 Hey! Can I have an autograph? 319 00:18:49,990 --> 00:18:51,950 Sure you can. 320 00:19:03,086 --> 00:19:06,965 Nothing can stop me! 321 00:19:10,803 --> 00:19:12,262 What's happened here? 322 00:19:14,306 --> 00:19:15,432 Hello? 323 00:19:16,809 --> 00:19:18,435 Where is everybody? 324 00:19:18,477 --> 00:19:22,105 Do you think maybe Triton was in that cage for a reason? 325 00:19:22,147 --> 00:19:24,191 The Krusty Krab! 326 00:19:25,442 --> 00:19:27,110 - It's still standing! - But look! 327 00:19:27,152 --> 00:19:28,863 That mail hasn't been picked up today. 328 00:19:28,904 --> 00:19:29,905 You're right. 329 00:19:29,946 --> 00:19:31,657 We'd better use the secret entrance. 330 00:19:33,367 --> 00:19:36,161 - Be very, very quiet. - Gotcha, pal. 331 00:19:42,376 --> 00:19:43,419 What? 332 00:19:48,758 --> 00:19:51,051 Please! I'll be ruined! 333 00:19:51,093 --> 00:19:52,553 Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. 334 00:19:52,595 --> 00:19:54,847 No-one was going to pay for them anyway. 335 00:19:56,766 --> 00:19:59,142 Oh, this is terrible! 336 00:19:59,184 --> 00:20:02,104 Tell me about it! I never get free food here. 337 00:20:02,145 --> 00:20:03,773 Son, hear my words. 338 00:20:03,814 --> 00:20:06,525 I can understand if you want to keep me locked up 339 00:20:06,567 --> 00:20:08,318 in this cage and zap me, 340 00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:10,738 but see it in your heart to release these others, 341 00:20:10,780 --> 00:20:12,489 for they are innocent. 342 00:20:13,407 --> 00:20:15,492 Well, maybe not all of them. 343 00:20:16,326 --> 00:20:20,163 Sorry, old man. You lost me at the "hear my words" part. 344 00:20:20,205 --> 00:20:21,457 He's unstoppable. 345 00:20:21,498 --> 00:20:23,250 Only as long as King Neptune is locked up. 346 00:20:23,292 --> 00:20:25,252 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 347 00:20:25,294 --> 00:20:28,130 Yeah. Triple goo-berry sundaes tonight after we free them? 348 00:20:28,171 --> 00:20:30,591 No, but I like your idea better. 349 00:20:30,633 --> 00:20:32,802 Make ready the disguise. 350 00:20:35,429 --> 00:20:36,972 OK, now! 351 00:20:37,013 --> 00:20:39,934 No! Please! No more! 352 00:20:39,975 --> 00:20:42,394 Quick, Patrick! Unlock it before he sees us! 353 00:20:42,436 --> 00:20:44,897 You got it! Urgh! 354 00:20:44,939 --> 00:20:47,524 SpongeBob, scootch back a little. 355 00:20:47,566 --> 00:20:49,777 Excuse me. OK, got it! 356 00:20:51,236 --> 00:20:53,322 You better hurry it up, Patrick. He's getting bored. 357 00:20:53,363 --> 00:20:55,866 Don't rush me! OK, got it! 358 00:21:00,746 --> 00:21:03,791 I was just kidding, man! 359 00:21:08,796 --> 00:21:11,131 No! No, please! I never meant to. 360 00:21:11,173 --> 00:21:14,969 Son, I have tried all my life to be gentle. 361 00:21:15,010 --> 00:21:17,012 But this time you have... 362 00:21:24,019 --> 00:21:28,732 Are you responsible for all this destruction? 363 00:21:28,774 --> 00:21:32,194 Don't send me back to the cage, man! I-I... 364 00:21:32,235 --> 00:21:35,906 The cage? Why, son, you've just given me 365 00:21:35,948 --> 00:21:38,826 the best five thousandth birthday present 366 00:21:38,868 --> 00:21:40,661 I've ever received! 367 00:21:40,703 --> 00:21:44,874 You've finally learned to use your god powers. 368 00:21:44,915 --> 00:21:48,168 Now I know that when my reign comes to a close, 369 00:21:48,210 --> 00:21:50,295 I will have a worthy successor! 370 00:21:50,337 --> 00:21:54,800 And that's really all I could ever hope for as a king, 371 00:21:54,842 --> 00:21:58,679 and as your father! Come here, you! 372 00:21:58,721 --> 00:22:01,557 Aw, Dad, I love you, man. 373 00:22:03,934 --> 00:22:05,310 Huzzah! 374 00:22:05,352 --> 00:22:08,022 - Yay! - Whoo-hoo! Yeah! 375 00:22:08,063 --> 00:22:09,773 - Hooray! - Whoo-hoo! 376 00:22:09,815 --> 00:22:11,025 Celebrate! 377 00:22:11,066 --> 00:22:13,485 Now let's go home, son. 378 00:22:16,530 --> 00:22:17,740 Toodle-oo! 379 00:22:21,368 --> 00:22:24,413 Neptune and friends, wait! What about the party! 380 00:22:24,454 --> 00:22:26,248 What about me restaurant? 381 00:22:26,289 --> 00:22:29,752 Ah, yes! Many thanks, whoever you are! 382 00:22:29,793 --> 00:22:32,963 It was the best birthday I could ever have hoped for. 383 00:22:33,005 --> 00:22:36,425 And it's all because of your little employee there. 384 00:22:36,466 --> 00:22:40,721 None of this would have happened if it wasn't for his actions. 385 00:22:40,763 --> 00:22:45,475 Did you hear that? Neptune said this was all because of me! 386 00:22:45,517 --> 00:22:48,270 - Well, SpongeBob, that's... - Did you hear that? 387 00:22:48,311 --> 00:22:51,565 Neptune said this was all because of that guy! 388 00:22:51,607 --> 00:22:52,816 He did, did he? 389 00:22:52,858 --> 00:22:54,610 - Uh, SpongeBob? - Yes, Patrick? 390 00:22:54,651 --> 00:22:56,278 Do you think right now might be a good time 391 00:22:56,319 --> 00:22:58,822 to go get those triple goo-berry sundaes you were talking about? 392 00:22:58,864 --> 00:23:01,241 I think right now might be an excellent time.