1 00:00:00,723 --> 00:00:02,306 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 2 00:00:04,932 --> 00:00:06,807 - all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY? 3 00:00:06,849 --> 00:00:08,598 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 4 00:00:08,640 --> 00:00:10,515 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 5 00:00:10,557 --> 00:00:12,473 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 6 00:00:12,515 --> 00:00:13,765 SPONGEBOB 7 00:00:13,807 --> 00:00:16,140 SQUAREPANTS! 8 00:00:37,348 --> 00:00:39,890 - HMM. SOUNDS LIKE A MUTINY. 9 00:00:39,932 --> 00:00:43,348 WHAT THE— 10 00:00:43,390 --> 00:00:45,974 WHAT IN NEPTUNE'S KNICKERS IS THIS? 11 00:00:46,015 --> 00:00:48,306 - WHERE'S THE DUDE IN THE BOAT, MAN? 12 00:00:48,348 --> 00:00:49,849 WHERE'S THE DUDE IN THE BOAT? 13 00:00:49,890 --> 00:00:51,140 OH! 14 00:00:51,181 --> 00:00:53,057 YOU MEAN MR. SQUIDWARD. 15 00:00:53,099 --> 00:00:56,099 WELL, HE'S AT HIS POST RIGHT OVER— 16 00:00:56,140 --> 00:00:57,890 WHERE'S ME CASHIER? 17 00:01:00,598 --> 00:01:02,140 SPONGEBOB! 18 00:01:02,181 --> 00:01:04,099 WHERE IN POSEIDON'S PANTYHOSE 19 00:01:04,140 --> 00:01:06,473 IS THAT SORRY EXCUSE FOR A CASHIER? 20 00:01:06,515 --> 00:01:09,015 - "SORRY EXCUSE FOR A CASH—" OH! 21 00:01:09,057 --> 00:01:10,390 YOU MEAN, SQUIDWARD. 22 00:01:10,431 --> 00:01:12,181 YES. 23 00:01:12,223 --> 00:01:14,181 I MEAN, SQUIDWARD. 24 00:01:14,223 --> 00:01:15,640 WHERE IS HE? 25 00:01:15,682 --> 00:01:17,099 HE'S IN THE STORAGE ROOM. 26 00:01:17,140 --> 00:01:19,557 SAYS HE'S WORKING ON SOMETHING REQUIRING... 27 00:01:19,598 --> 00:01:21,640 COMPLETE PRIVACY. 28 00:01:21,682 --> 00:01:25,849 - OHH, HE REQUIRES PRIVACY, DOES HE? 29 00:01:26,974 --> 00:01:29,390 - WHAT'S ALL THE RUCKUS? 30 00:01:30,723 --> 00:01:32,223 OH, NO! 31 00:01:32,265 --> 00:01:33,473 PLEASE NO! 32 00:01:33,515 --> 00:01:35,974 THIS IS TERRIBLE. 33 00:01:36,015 --> 00:01:37,598 ARE YOU HURT? 34 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:40,765 - OH, WELL, THANK YOU FOR ASK— - I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU. 35 00:01:40,807 --> 00:01:43,682 DON'T WORRY. PAPA'S HERE. 36 00:01:45,181 --> 00:01:47,099 MR. KRABS? 37 00:01:47,140 --> 00:01:48,306 MR. KRABS? 38 00:01:50,431 --> 00:01:52,598 MR. KRABS! 39 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:57,099 YOUR SHELF COLLAPSED ON ME AND I TWISTED MY ANKLE. 40 00:01:57,140 --> 00:01:58,640 - I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU HAD ANKLES. 41 00:01:58,682 --> 00:02:00,932 - AS IF WORKING HERE WASN'T BAD ENOUGH, 42 00:02:00,974 --> 00:02:03,515 NOW I'VE BEEN INJURED ON THE JOB. 43 00:02:03,557 --> 00:02:05,390 INJURED ON THE JOB? 44 00:02:05,431 --> 00:02:07,723 OH, NO. THAT WOULD MEAN— 45 00:02:07,765 --> 00:02:09,223 - IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE, MR. KRABS. 46 00:02:09,265 --> 00:02:14,473 THE BIKINI BOTTOM O.W.S. WORKER SAFETY GUIDELINES. 47 00:02:14,515 --> 00:02:15,765 LET'S SEE. 48 00:02:15,807 --> 00:02:18,057 IT SAYS HERE, "BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, ACCIDENT. 49 00:02:18,099 --> 00:02:20,015 "BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, OWNER NEGLIGENCE. 50 00:02:20,057 --> 00:02:21,598 BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, SUBSTANTIAL FINES." 51 00:02:21,640 --> 00:02:23,140 SUBSTANTIAL FINES? 52 00:02:23,181 --> 00:02:25,431 YOU KNOW, SQUIDWARD, UH... 53 00:02:25,473 --> 00:02:29,431 I CAN'T REALLY LET THE O.W.S. HEAR ABOUT THIS, YOU KNOW? 54 00:02:29,473 --> 00:02:30,723 REALLY? 55 00:02:30,765 --> 00:02:33,057 MAYBE I SHOULD GIVE THEM A CALL. 56 00:02:33,099 --> 00:02:34,557 - NOW, NOW, SQUIDWARD... 57 00:02:34,598 --> 00:02:36,306 LET'S NOT BE HASTY. 58 00:02:36,348 --> 00:02:39,890 I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOUR POOR LITTLE ANKLE PERSONALLY. 59 00:02:39,932 --> 00:02:41,974 SPONGEBOB! SQUIDWARD NEEDS FIRST AID! 60 00:02:42,015 --> 00:02:43,265 FIRST AID? 61 00:02:43,306 --> 00:02:45,557 FEAR NOT, INJURED COWORKER, 62 00:02:45,598 --> 00:02:47,348 FOR I AM CERTIFIED. 63 00:02:47,390 --> 00:02:48,807 - OH, NO, NO, NO. DON'T TOUCH ME. 64 00:02:48,849 --> 00:02:51,557 SPONGEBOB? 65 00:02:51,598 --> 00:02:54,306 WOULD YOU MIND LETTING GO OF MY NOSE? 66 00:02:54,348 --> 00:02:55,473 OH, SURE. 67 00:02:55,515 --> 00:02:57,598 OW! 68 00:02:57,640 --> 00:02:59,431 GET AWAY FROM ME! 69 00:02:59,473 --> 00:03:02,223 ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! 70 00:03:02,265 --> 00:03:04,306 WELL, THIS IS IT! 71 00:03:04,348 --> 00:03:06,598 I AM REPORTING YOU TO THE O.W.S. 72 00:03:06,640 --> 00:03:08,057 AHH! 73 00:03:08,099 --> 00:03:10,390 PLEASE DON'T REPORT ME TO THE O.W.S. 74 00:03:10,431 --> 00:03:13,473 I'LL DO ANYTHING. ANYTHING AT ALL YOU ASK. 75 00:03:13,515 --> 00:03:16,890 - HMM. ANYTHING? 76 00:03:22,348 --> 00:03:24,015 WHEW! 77 00:03:24,057 --> 00:03:27,099 NOW, IF YOU WANT ANYTHING, JUST ASK. 78 00:03:29,515 --> 00:03:32,557 I COULD SURE USE A PILLOW. 79 00:03:34,682 --> 00:03:36,431 AND ONE MORE FOR MY FOOT. 80 00:03:36,473 --> 00:03:39,390 WELL, SURE THING. 81 00:03:39,431 --> 00:03:41,515 HEH-HEH. 82 00:03:41,557 --> 00:03:44,015 OKAY, IF THAT'S ALL, I'LL JUST GET BACK TO ME— 83 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:46,473 - FLUFF IT. - WHAT DID YOU SAY? 84 00:03:46,515 --> 00:03:49,181 I SAID, "FLUFF IT." 85 00:03:49,223 --> 00:03:50,431 "FLUFF MY PILLOW." 86 00:03:50,473 --> 00:03:51,974 I'LL FLUFF HIM. 87 00:03:52,015 --> 00:03:53,181 - WHAT'S THAT? - HUH? 88 00:03:53,223 --> 00:03:55,223 OH, UM, I SAID, UH, 89 00:03:55,265 --> 00:03:56,723 "WILL THERE BE ANYTHING ELSE, MR. SQUIDWARD?" 90 00:03:56,765 --> 00:03:58,849 - AHH. NO THANKS. 91 00:03:58,890 --> 00:04:01,057 - THAT SHOULD DO IT. - FINE. 92 00:04:01,099 --> 00:04:02,974 OH, KRABSY! 93 00:04:04,015 --> 00:04:06,598 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 94 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:07,849 JUST ONE MORE THING. 95 00:04:07,890 --> 00:04:09,348 I'M AFRAID YOU'LL HAVE TO 96 00:04:09,390 --> 00:04:10,974 TAKE OVER FOR ME TODAY. 97 00:04:11,015 --> 00:04:12,765 - WHAT? NO! 98 00:04:12,807 --> 00:04:14,015 OH, THAT'S TOO BAD. 99 00:04:14,057 --> 00:04:15,557 IT LOOKS LIKE MY TWISTED ANKLE 100 00:04:15,598 --> 00:04:17,849 MAY BECOME A PERMANENT INJURY. 101 00:04:18,974 --> 00:04:20,932 THAT WOULD BE AN EVEN BIGGER FINE. 102 00:04:20,974 --> 00:04:24,181 YOU JUST SIT BACK DOWN AND RELAX. 103 00:04:24,223 --> 00:04:26,682 WE DON'T WANT YOU BEING INJURED ANY FURTHER. 104 00:04:28,057 --> 00:04:29,306 WHEW. THAT WAS CLOSE. 105 00:04:29,348 --> 00:04:31,598 AHH. 106 00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:34,306 WELL, AT LEAST THE KRUSTY KRAB ISN'T VERY BUSY TODAY. 107 00:04:34,348 --> 00:04:36,348 - MEEP, MEEP, MEEP, MEEP, MEEP, MEEP, MEEP. 108 00:04:36,390 --> 00:04:37,723 MEEP, MEEP, MEEP, MEEP, MEEP, MEEP, MEEP, MEEP. 109 00:04:37,765 --> 00:04:40,265 MEEP, MEEP, MEEP, MEEP, MEEP, MEEP, MEEP. 110 00:04:40,306 --> 00:04:43,557 OH, OF COURSE. 111 00:04:43,598 --> 00:04:45,682 - OH, MR. KRABS, I HAVE THE O.W.S. 112 00:04:45,723 --> 00:04:47,223 ACCIDENT REPORT FORM TO FILL OUT. 113 00:04:47,265 --> 00:04:48,974 LET'S SEE. 114 00:04:49,015 --> 00:04:51,765 "WAS THE ACCIDENT THE RESULT OF CRIMINAL NEGLIGENCE?" 115 00:04:53,057 --> 00:04:54,765 - MR. KRABS, WHAT IS "CRIMINAL NEGLIGENCE"? 116 00:04:54,807 --> 00:04:57,765 - IT'S, UH, WHAT CRIMINALS WEAR TO BED. 117 00:04:57,807 --> 00:04:59,265 DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. 118 00:04:59,306 --> 00:05:01,015 WE DON'T NEED TO BOTHER THOSE NICE FOLKS 119 00:05:01,057 --> 00:05:02,807 OVER AT THE O.W.S. 120 00:05:02,849 --> 00:05:05,223 WE CAN DO OUR OWN INVESTIGATION. 121 00:05:05,265 --> 00:05:07,181 - OH, YOU MEAN WE SHOULD FIND OUT 122 00:05:07,223 --> 00:05:08,765 IF YOU'RE CRIMINALLY NEGLIGENT. 123 00:05:08,807 --> 00:05:10,890 YEAH, UH, NOT EXACTLY. 124 00:05:10,932 --> 00:05:12,932 WHAT I MEAN IS... 125 00:05:12,974 --> 00:05:13,974 I THINK MR. SQUIDWARD 126 00:05:14,015 --> 00:05:16,265 IS HIDING SOMETHING AND I WANT YOU 127 00:05:16,306 --> 00:05:17,557 TO INVESTIGATE. 128 00:05:17,598 --> 00:05:18,849 - YES, SIR, MR. KRABS— 129 00:05:18,890 --> 00:05:20,473 SHH! 130 00:05:20,515 --> 00:05:22,807 YOU GOT TO KEEP IT A SECRET FROM SQUIDWARD. 131 00:05:22,849 --> 00:05:25,348 CAN DO, MR. KRABS. 132 00:05:25,390 --> 00:05:26,932 HMM. 133 00:05:26,974 --> 00:05:30,057 OOH. HUH. HMM. 134 00:05:30,099 --> 00:05:32,515 IF I'M GONNA GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS, I'M GONNA NEED SOME HELP. 135 00:05:33,932 --> 00:05:36,265 OKAY, YOU STAND HERE. 136 00:05:39,807 --> 00:05:42,099 NOW PRETEND YOU'RE SQUIDWARD AND REACH FOR A BUN 137 00:05:42,140 --> 00:05:45,099 AND I'LL SIMULATE THE SHELF HITTING SQUIDWARD. 138 00:05:45,140 --> 00:05:46,099 OW! 139 00:05:46,140 --> 00:05:48,431 UHH... 140 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:49,765 UGH! 141 00:05:49,807 --> 00:05:51,849 - HMM, WE SEEM TO BE MISSING SOMETHING. 142 00:05:51,890 --> 00:05:53,473 WELL, WE'LL HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN. 143 00:05:53,515 --> 00:05:55,765 OH, DO WHAT AGAIN? 144 00:05:55,807 --> 00:05:56,765 OW! 145 00:05:56,807 --> 00:05:57,932 DARN. ONE MORE TIME. 146 00:05:57,974 --> 00:05:59,390 - OW! 147 00:05:59,431 --> 00:06:01,057 AHH. 148 00:06:06,140 --> 00:06:08,640 OH, KRABSY, AFTER TEA, 149 00:06:08,682 --> 00:06:12,223 I THINK A FULL TENTACLE MASSAGE WOULD BE IN ORDER. 150 00:06:12,265 --> 00:06:14,099 - I AIN'T TOUCHING YOUR TENTACLES 151 00:06:14,140 --> 00:06:15,265 WITH A TEN-FOOT— 152 00:06:15,306 --> 00:06:17,807 - HELLO, OFFICE WORKER SAFETY DEPARTMENT? 153 00:06:17,849 --> 00:06:19,974 AH! 154 00:06:25,431 --> 00:06:27,015 I'LL GO GET THE MASSAGE OIL NOW. 155 00:06:27,057 --> 00:06:28,640 HEH-HEH. 156 00:06:28,682 --> 00:06:30,598 BOY, YOU GOT ANYTHING? 157 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:31,515 NOT YET, MR. KRABS. 158 00:06:31,557 --> 00:06:34,431 OHH. 159 00:06:36,057 --> 00:06:38,390 - AHEM! I'M WAITING! 160 00:06:39,807 --> 00:06:42,598 COMING! 161 00:06:42,640 --> 00:06:44,223 THIS JUST ISN'T ADDING UP. 162 00:06:44,265 --> 00:06:45,390 PUDDING? 163 00:06:45,431 --> 00:06:47,431 WE MUST BE MISSING SOMETHING. 164 00:06:47,473 --> 00:06:51,265 PATRICK WE'RE GONNA NEED HELP EVEN MORE EXPERT THAN YOU. 165 00:06:51,306 --> 00:06:53,223 AHH. 166 00:06:53,265 --> 00:06:56,181 MMM-MMM-MMM. 167 00:06:56,223 --> 00:06:58,390 AHH. 168 00:07:00,932 --> 00:07:02,598 UM, HELLO? 169 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:03,849 ANYBODY HERE? 170 00:07:03,890 --> 00:07:05,557 - OH, FOR THE LOVE OF PEAT MOSS. 171 00:07:05,598 --> 00:07:06,849 ANYBODY AT ALL? 172 00:07:06,890 --> 00:07:10,140 HUH, MAYBE THEY'RE ON THEIR LUNCH BRE— 173 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:20,932 UM, AREN'T YOU GONNA WASH YOUR— 174 00:07:20,974 --> 00:07:23,140 OW! 175 00:07:26,015 --> 00:07:29,015 - HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO KEEP THIS UP? 176 00:07:29,057 --> 00:07:31,974 - OH, IT'S GOING TO BE A LONG, SLOW RECOVERY. 177 00:07:32,015 --> 00:07:33,057 MM-HMM. 178 00:07:33,099 --> 00:07:35,390 TIME TO POP MY BACK BARNACLES. 179 00:07:43,640 --> 00:07:44,849 UGH! 180 00:07:44,890 --> 00:07:46,306 IS THAT THE SECRET INGREDIENT? 181 00:07:46,348 --> 00:07:50,181 HORRIBLE SPECIAL SAUCE! 182 00:07:50,223 --> 00:07:53,765 - OFFICE WORKER SAFETY DEPARTMENT. 183 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:57,390 I'M HERE TO INVESTIGATE THE ACCIDENT. 184 00:07:57,431 --> 00:07:58,557 OH, NO! 185 00:07:58,598 --> 00:08:00,057 OH, YES. 186 00:08:00,099 --> 00:08:01,807 - SQUIDWARD, AFTER ALL I'VE DONE FOR YOU, 187 00:08:01,849 --> 00:08:03,932 YOU CALLED THE O.W.S. 188 00:08:03,974 --> 00:08:05,431 - HE DIDN'T CALL THEM, MR. KRABS. 189 00:08:05,473 --> 00:08:06,890 WE DID. 190 00:08:06,932 --> 00:08:08,431 I NEEDED HELP INVESTIGATING THE ACCIDENT. 191 00:08:08,473 --> 00:08:09,557 RIGHT, BUDDY? 192 00:08:09,598 --> 00:08:12,515 - UM, BREAKFAST, GREEN, FINLAND. 193 00:08:12,557 --> 00:08:14,723 - WELL, I, FOR ONE, PLAN TO GIVE HIM 194 00:08:14,765 --> 00:08:16,849 MY FULL COOPERATION. 195 00:08:16,890 --> 00:08:19,974 ANYTHING I CAN DO, INSPECTOR? 196 00:08:22,431 --> 00:08:26,723 - SO THIS IS WHERE THE ACCIDENT OCCURRED. 197 00:08:26,765 --> 00:08:29,473 CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED? 198 00:08:29,515 --> 00:08:31,682 - I'LL BE GLAD TO— I MEAN... 199 00:08:31,723 --> 00:08:35,557 I CAN RELIVE THE WHOLE TRAGIC EPISODE 200 00:08:35,598 --> 00:08:36,849 IF I MUST. 201 00:08:40,265 --> 00:08:43,140 IT WAS JUST ANOTHER DAY AT THE KRUSTY KRAB. 202 00:08:43,181 --> 00:08:46,057 I WAS AT THE REGISTER GIVING IT A NICE SHINING 203 00:08:46,099 --> 00:08:49,932 BETWEEN ORDERS WHEN SOMETHING CAUGHT MY EYE. 204 00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:57,557 A PATTY BUN WITH 10 SEEDS INSTEAD OF 11. 205 00:08:57,598 --> 00:09:00,223 I WASN'T ABOUT TO STAND IDLY BY AND ALLOW 206 00:09:00,265 --> 00:09:02,015 A CUSTOMER TO GO WITHOUT ALL HIS GUARANTEED 207 00:09:02,057 --> 00:09:03,765 NUTRIENTS AND VITAMINS. 208 00:09:03,807 --> 00:09:06,348 "I MUST REPLACE IT WITH A PROPER BUN," 209 00:09:06,390 --> 00:09:07,598 I SAID. 210 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:09,015 I DASHED INTO ACTION. 211 00:09:09,057 --> 00:09:11,431 EXCUSE ME, SIR. 212 00:09:11,473 --> 00:09:14,348 - WHAT A DILIGENT AND CHARMING INDIVIDUAL. 213 00:09:14,390 --> 00:09:16,223 - THAT'S WHEN I ENTERED THE BACK ROOM 214 00:09:16,265 --> 00:09:18,099 TO GRAB A NEW BUN. 215 00:09:18,140 --> 00:09:20,640 JUST AS I WAS ABOUT TO REACH FOR ONE, 216 00:09:20,682 --> 00:09:22,682 I HEARD A SLIGHT CREAK 217 00:09:22,723 --> 00:09:25,431 AND THAT'S WHEN THE CHAIN SNAPPED. 218 00:09:25,473 --> 00:09:27,807 AND THEN—SLAM! 219 00:09:27,849 --> 00:09:30,348 MY HEROIC AND BRAVE ACTIONS WERE HALTED 220 00:09:30,390 --> 00:09:33,473 BY AN UNSAFE SHELF. 221 00:09:33,515 --> 00:09:35,515 DISORIENTED AND IN PAIN, 222 00:09:35,557 --> 00:09:38,807 I COLLAPSED AND LAY FOR NEARLY SIX HOURS, 223 00:09:38,849 --> 00:09:40,557 CRYING SOFTLY FOR HELP. 224 00:09:42,723 --> 00:09:45,223 HELP. 225 00:09:45,265 --> 00:09:47,640 THE WORST PART THOUGH IS— 226 00:09:47,682 --> 00:09:51,306 IS THAT I NEVER GOT THAT KIND GENTLEMAN HIS NEW BUN. 227 00:09:52,682 --> 00:09:55,598 HMM, I SEE. 228 00:09:55,640 --> 00:10:01,390 AS YOU KNOW, CERTAIN PENALTIES ARE INVOLVED. 229 00:10:02,765 --> 00:10:06,140 OH, NO. 230 00:10:10,015 --> 00:10:12,390 $1. 231 00:10:18,765 --> 00:10:19,723 WHY? 232 00:10:19,765 --> 00:10:22,557 WHY? WHY? 233 00:10:22,598 --> 00:10:24,348 HUH? WHAT'S THIS? 234 00:10:24,390 --> 00:10:26,099 HOLD ON A SECOND. 235 00:10:26,140 --> 00:10:28,140 ME VIDEO SURVEILLANCE CAMERA. 236 00:10:28,181 --> 00:10:30,265 - WHAT? - I FORGOT. 237 00:10:30,306 --> 00:10:33,932 I, UH—I BORROWED THAT FROM THE AIRPORT. 238 00:10:33,974 --> 00:10:38,348 NOW LET'S SEE WHAT REALLY HAPPENED HERE. 239 00:10:43,932 --> 00:10:45,515 AHH. 240 00:10:45,557 --> 00:10:47,723 AH! 241 00:10:49,348 --> 00:10:51,515 YOU... 242 00:10:51,557 --> 00:10:53,849 F-F-F-FAKER! 243 00:10:53,890 --> 00:10:59,515 NOT TO MENTION YOU WERE SLEEPING ON THE JOB! 244 00:10:59,557 --> 00:11:01,515 - WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO ME? 245 00:11:03,557 --> 00:11:07,390 I'M GONNA MAKE YOU PAY. 246 00:11:07,431 --> 00:11:09,723 OH, NO. 247 00:11:09,765 --> 00:11:11,557 AHH. 248 00:11:40,765 --> 00:11:44,015 - HA-HA-HA! YOU'VE FAILED! 249 00:11:44,057 --> 00:11:47,057 I'VE FINALLY STOLEN A KRABBY PATTY. 250 00:11:47,099 --> 00:11:50,306 THAT'S NICE. 251 00:11:50,348 --> 00:11:53,640 - AREN'T YOU... GONNA TRY AND TAKE IT BACK FROM ME? 252 00:11:53,682 --> 00:11:55,099 OH, GOODNESS NO. 253 00:11:55,140 --> 00:11:56,932 YOU GO AHEAD. TAKE IT. 254 00:11:56,974 --> 00:11:58,473 - BUT, MR. KRABS, PLANKTON WILL FIGURE OUT 255 00:11:58,515 --> 00:11:59,849 THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA. 256 00:11:59,890 --> 00:12:01,765 NONSENSE. 257 00:12:01,807 --> 00:12:02,765 RUN ALONG, LITTLE FELLA. 258 00:12:02,807 --> 00:12:04,682 ENJOY YOUR KRABBY PATTY. 259 00:12:04,723 --> 00:12:07,849 - WOW. YOU MUST HAVE SNAPPED, KRABS. 260 00:12:07,890 --> 00:12:09,598 THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA IS 261 00:12:14,890 --> 00:12:16,598 WHAT HAPPENED? 262 00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:18,348 - OH, JUST A LITTLE SECURITY MEASURE 263 00:12:18,390 --> 00:12:19,849 I'VE BEEN WORKING ON. 264 00:12:19,890 --> 00:12:22,515 NOW ALL KRABBY PATTIES SELF-DESTRUCT 265 00:12:22,557 --> 00:12:26,140 TEN FEET BEYOND THE KRUSTY KRAB, SUCKER! 266 00:12:26,181 --> 00:12:28,473 - THOSE KRABBY PATTIES REALLY HIT THE SPOT. 267 00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:30,515 - NEXT TIME YOU MIGHT WANT TO TRY CHEWING. 268 00:12:30,557 --> 00:12:32,181 YOU'RE GONNA BLOW UP LIKE A BALLOON. 269 00:12:32,223 --> 00:12:34,723 NONSEN— 270 00:12:34,765 --> 00:12:36,473 NEVER LISTENS TO ME. 271 00:12:36,515 --> 00:12:38,057 OH, MAN. 272 00:12:38,099 --> 00:12:41,849 I STOLE THAT KRABBY PATTY FAIR AND SQUARE. 273 00:12:41,890 --> 00:12:44,099 - OOH, POOR WITTLE BABY WAY-BEE. 274 00:12:44,140 --> 00:12:45,849 DOES WITTLE PLANKSIE-WANKSIE 275 00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:47,431 NEED HIS NAPPY-WAPPY? 276 00:12:49,140 --> 00:12:51,598 - WHY ARE YOU TWO ALWAYS FIGHTING? 277 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:54,265 YOU WERE BEST PALSIE-WALSIES ONCE. 278 00:12:54,306 --> 00:12:56,057 HEY! 279 00:12:56,099 --> 00:12:58,598 - CAN'T YOU TWO MAKE UP AND BE FRIENDS? 280 00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:00,849 - YEE! THOSE DAYS ARE OVER, SPONGEBOB. 281 00:13:00,890 --> 00:13:02,099 OOMPH! 282 00:13:02,140 --> 00:13:04,390 KRABS AND I ARE BITTER ENEMIES! 283 00:13:04,431 --> 00:13:08,140 - AND THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE IT! 284 00:13:08,181 --> 00:13:11,306 - IF ONLY THERE WAS SOME WAY TO BRING YOU TWO BACK TOGETHER. 285 00:13:11,348 --> 00:13:13,057 FORGET IT, SPONGEBOB. 286 00:13:13,099 --> 00:13:16,431 NOTHING WILL MAKE ME FRIENDS WITH EUGENE KRABS. 287 00:13:18,348 --> 00:13:23,640 WHAT IS THAT DELICIOUS SMELL? 288 00:13:23,682 --> 00:13:25,348 BLAH! 289 00:13:25,390 --> 00:13:26,849 THAT DOESN'T SMELL DELICIOUS. 290 00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:28,057 NO, NOT THAT. 291 00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:30,640 IT'S COMING FROM THIS WAY. 292 00:13:30,682 --> 00:13:33,682 AHA. 293 00:13:33,723 --> 00:13:37,682 THAT DELECTABLE ODOR IS COMING FROM THAT SHACK. 294 00:13:37,723 --> 00:13:40,099 I MUST KNOW MORE! 295 00:13:40,140 --> 00:13:42,682 "THE FLABBY PATTY"? 296 00:13:42,723 --> 00:13:44,306 ANOTHER RESTAURANT? 297 00:13:44,348 --> 00:13:47,348 LOOKS LIKE KRABS HAS SOME REAL COMPETITION, HUH? 298 00:13:47,390 --> 00:13:49,348 INTERESTING. 299 00:13:49,390 --> 00:13:52,723 - WOW. A FLABBY PATTY. 300 00:13:58,765 --> 00:14:00,890 - T-MINUS THREE, TWO, ONE. 301 00:14:00,932 --> 00:14:02,974 LIFTOFF. 302 00:14:07,682 --> 00:14:11,348 THAT WAS FANTASTIC! 303 00:14:11,390 --> 00:14:13,181 FORGET THE KRABBY FORMULA. 304 00:14:13,223 --> 00:14:16,057 I MUST HAVE THE FLABBY PATTY RECIPE! 305 00:14:19,057 --> 00:14:20,849 MR. KRABS! 306 00:14:20,890 --> 00:14:23,598 MR. KRABS, I HAVE GREAT NEWS! 307 00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:25,306 - THE BANK IS HANDING OUT FREE SAMPLES OF MONEY? 308 00:14:25,348 --> 00:14:27,057 NO. 309 00:14:27,099 --> 00:14:28,890 THERE'S A NEW RESTAURANT DOWN THE STREET 310 00:14:28,932 --> 00:14:31,057 CALLED THE FLABBY PATTY AND NOW PLANKTON ONLY WANTS 311 00:14:31,099 --> 00:14:32,473 TO STEAL THEIR RECIPE! 312 00:14:32,515 --> 00:14:34,390 - ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL? - WHAT? 313 00:14:34,431 --> 00:14:37,765 SOME IMITATION PATTY IS TRYING TO STEAL ME BUSINESS? 314 00:14:37,807 --> 00:14:40,140 OH, BUT ME CUSTOMERS ARE LOYAL. 315 00:14:40,181 --> 00:14:42,974 THEY WON'T LEAVE FOR SOME NASTY FLABBY PATTY. 316 00:14:54,348 --> 00:14:57,557 THE FLABBY PATTY SHACK HAS STOLEN ALL ME CUSTOMERS! 317 00:14:57,598 --> 00:14:59,265 GET USED TO IT, KRABS. 318 00:14:59,306 --> 00:15:02,057 YOUR KRABBY PATTY IS OLD NEWS. 319 00:15:02,099 --> 00:15:05,057 AND ONCE I STEAL THE FLABBY PATTY RECIPE, 320 00:15:05,099 --> 00:15:07,390 YOUR CUSTOMERS WILL BE EATING AT THE CHUM BUCKET. 321 00:15:07,431 --> 00:15:09,348 - OH, NO, THEY WON'T, 322 00:15:09,390 --> 00:15:12,306 BECAUSE I'LL STEAL THE FLABBY PATTY RECIPE FIRST. 323 00:15:12,348 --> 00:15:15,557 - HEY, STEALING RECIPES IS MY SHTICK. 324 00:15:15,598 --> 00:15:18,598 YOU HAVEN'T GOT A CHANCE AGAINST ME. 325 00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:21,598 - HA! I'LL BET I GET THAT RECIPE WAY BEFORE YOU. 326 00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:22,890 - BET YOU DON'T. - BET I WILL. 327 00:15:22,932 --> 00:15:23,932 - WON'T! - WILL! 328 00:15:23,974 --> 00:15:25,431 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, NOW! 329 00:15:25,473 --> 00:15:28,849 INSTEAD OF COMPETING, WHY DON'T YOU COOPERATE 330 00:15:28,890 --> 00:15:30,473 AND STEAL THE RECIPE TOGETHER? 331 00:15:37,473 --> 00:15:38,682 YOU'RE A LOSER, KRABS. 332 00:15:38,723 --> 00:15:40,598 SAME TO YOU! 333 00:15:45,890 --> 00:15:47,807 SWEET FLABBY PATTY... 334 00:15:47,849 --> 00:15:51,598 HERE I COME! 335 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:53,431 - DIG, SPONGEBOB, DIG. 336 00:15:53,473 --> 00:15:55,557 - I'M DIGGING, MR. KRABS. I'M DIGGING. 337 00:15:57,099 --> 00:16:02,181 I'VE SO GOT THE DROP ON THAT DUNDERHEAD KRABS. 338 00:16:02,223 --> 00:16:03,265 WHAT THE— 339 00:16:05,723 --> 00:16:07,223 - MR. KRABS, I THINK WE'RE HERE. 340 00:16:07,265 --> 00:16:08,223 HA! 341 00:16:08,265 --> 00:16:10,348 RECIPE THIEVING IS AS EASY AS PIE. 342 00:16:10,390 --> 00:16:12,515 YEAH, PIE. 343 00:16:15,181 --> 00:16:18,431 WHERE ARE YOU HIDING? 344 00:16:18,473 --> 00:16:21,807 OOH, THERE YOU ARE, MY SWEET. 345 00:16:21,849 --> 00:16:23,557 - MR. KRABS, DO YOU HEAR SOMETHING? 346 00:16:27,932 --> 00:16:30,515 - I GOT YOU, MR. KRABS. I GOT YOU. 347 00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:32,057 MR. KRABS? 348 00:16:32,099 --> 00:16:34,390 GRANDMA. 349 00:16:34,431 --> 00:16:36,348 HUH? 350 00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:49,057 OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! 351 00:16:50,557 --> 00:16:52,890 THAT'LL SHOW YOU. 352 00:16:55,265 --> 00:16:56,223 DON'T YOU SEE? 353 00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:58,682 IF YOU WORK TOGETHER, 354 00:16:58,723 --> 00:17:01,099 THE FLABBY PATTY RECIPE WOULD BE YOURS. 355 00:17:01,140 --> 00:17:04,181 - I'LL NEVER WORK WITH THAT MALIGNERANT MICROBE. 356 00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:06,765 - LOOK WHAT THAT SKINFLINT DID TO MY ANTENNA. 357 00:17:06,807 --> 00:17:08,557 - I'VE HEARD ALL I'M GONNA HEAR 358 00:17:08,598 --> 00:17:09,974 FROM THE LIKES OF YOU. 359 00:17:10,015 --> 00:17:11,765 - YOU'LL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYER 360 00:17:11,807 --> 00:17:13,306 IS WHAT YOU'LL BE HEARING! 361 00:17:19,557 --> 00:17:20,682 STAND ASIDE. 362 00:17:20,723 --> 00:17:22,765 RESTAURANT CRITIC COMING THROUGH. 363 00:17:22,807 --> 00:17:23,974 SO? 364 00:17:24,015 --> 00:17:25,723 I'M A RESTAURANT CRITIC, 365 00:17:25,765 --> 00:17:27,640 SO I GET CUTSIES. 366 00:17:27,682 --> 00:17:29,140 - "CUTSIES"? WHAT'S A "CUTSY"? 367 00:17:29,181 --> 00:17:32,140 - I GET TO CUT IN LINE, SO MOVE ASIDE. 368 00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:35,849 MOVE ASIDE! 369 00:17:35,890 --> 00:17:37,765 WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO 370 00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:40,765 WHEN A FAKE RESTAURANT CRITIC CAN'T GET CUTSIES? 371 00:17:42,390 --> 00:17:44,557 OKAY, SO HERE'S THE PLAN. 372 00:17:44,598 --> 00:17:46,682 I WANT YOU TO— 373 00:17:46,723 --> 00:17:49,515 I'M SORRY. DO YOU MIND? 374 00:17:49,557 --> 00:17:53,765 LET'S GO SOMEPLACE MORE PRIVATE. 375 00:17:53,807 --> 00:17:56,473 ONCE I STAND IN LINE, I WANT YOU TO... 376 00:18:01,265 --> 00:18:03,515 WAITING IN LINE HERE. DULL. 377 00:18:03,557 --> 00:18:05,723 - YEAH, THAT'S AMAZING. - HELLO! 378 00:18:05,765 --> 00:18:07,932 I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE! 379 00:18:07,974 --> 00:18:09,473 OOH, AN ANNOUNCEMENT. 380 00:18:09,515 --> 00:18:10,974 WE SHOULD LISTEN. 381 00:18:11,015 --> 00:18:14,181 IT MIGHT SAVE YOUR LIVES. 382 00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:16,640 AHEM. 383 00:18:16,682 --> 00:18:18,849 UM, I NEED TO— HUWAHH! 384 00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:21,390 AHH! 385 00:18:21,431 --> 00:18:23,015 I'M OKAY. 386 00:18:26,265 --> 00:18:30,015 THE FISH HOOKS ARE COMING! 387 00:18:32,181 --> 00:18:34,557 BRILLIANT WORK, LADDY! 388 00:18:41,015 --> 00:18:43,890 HEY, HOW COME YOU'RE NOT TRAMPLED? 389 00:18:43,932 --> 00:18:45,598 THAT FOOL KRABS. 390 00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:47,015 HE BLEW IT AGAIN! 391 00:18:49,099 --> 00:18:51,557 NOW TO STEAL THAT RECIPE. 392 00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:53,057 AHA! 393 00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:54,390 THERE IT IS. 394 00:18:54,431 --> 00:18:56,348 AND IT ISN'T EVEN GUARDED. 395 00:18:58,306 --> 00:18:59,431 HUH? 396 00:18:59,473 --> 00:19:00,807 FISH HOOKS! 397 00:19:10,057 --> 00:19:12,223 - LOOKS LIKE YOU BLEW IT AGAIN, PLANKTON. 398 00:19:12,265 --> 00:19:14,974 - I DID BETTER THAN YOU, EUGENE! 399 00:19:15,015 --> 00:19:16,849 - SAYS WHO? - NOW, NOW. 400 00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:18,473 I THINK WE ALL NEED TO CALM DOWN. 401 00:19:18,515 --> 00:19:20,140 FIGHTING IS POINTLESS. 402 00:19:20,181 --> 00:19:21,473 YOU TWO WOULD HAVE THE RECIPE BY NOW 403 00:19:21,515 --> 00:19:22,723 IF YOU ONLY WORKED TOGETHER. 404 00:19:24,265 --> 00:19:26,099 OKAY, FINE. 405 00:19:26,140 --> 00:19:28,181 WE'LL WORK TOGETHER. 406 00:19:28,223 --> 00:19:30,181 - YEAH, I DON'T SEE THAT WORKING OUT. 407 00:19:30,223 --> 00:19:31,265 NOT TO WORRY, GENTLEMEN. 408 00:19:31,306 --> 00:19:33,890 I HAVE A PLAN. 409 00:19:33,932 --> 00:19:36,099 OH, YEAH. PERFECT. 410 00:19:36,140 --> 00:19:37,431 WE LOOK RIDICULOUS. 411 00:19:37,473 --> 00:19:39,306 NOBODY'S GONNA BUY THIS DISGUISE. 412 00:19:39,348 --> 00:19:41,099 I AGREE! 413 00:19:41,140 --> 00:19:43,306 THIS IS A HORRIBLE IDEA! 414 00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:44,598 SEE? 415 00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:46,849 YOU GUYS ARE AGREEING ALREADY. 416 00:19:46,890 --> 00:19:51,640 THAT'S THE FIRST STEP TO... 417 00:19:55,723 --> 00:19:58,140 - OKAY, WHAT'S YOUR STUPID PLAN ANYWAY? 418 00:19:58,181 --> 00:19:59,640 WELL, LOOK OVER THERE. 419 00:19:59,682 --> 00:20:01,348 - LITTLE MORE. LITTLE MORE. 420 00:20:02,473 --> 00:20:04,557 THE FLABBY PATTY IS HIRING. 421 00:20:04,598 --> 00:20:07,390 IF YOU CAN GET THE JOB, THE RECIPE IS YOURS. 422 00:20:10,557 --> 00:20:12,223 WHY AM I ON THE BOTTOM? 423 00:20:12,265 --> 00:20:14,890 STOP WHINING! 424 00:20:16,515 --> 00:20:18,807 - YES? - HELLO. 425 00:20:18,849 --> 00:20:21,181 I'M HERE TO STEAL— NO! DARN. 426 00:20:21,223 --> 00:20:24,932 I MEAN, APPLY FOR A JOB. 427 00:20:27,473 --> 00:20:30,140 YOU'RE HIRED. 428 00:20:30,181 --> 00:20:34,640 MEMORIZE THIS RECIPE. 429 00:20:34,682 --> 00:20:35,682 WELL, I'M GOING ON BREAK. 430 00:20:35,723 --> 00:20:36,932 KEEP AN EYE ON THE PLACE. 431 00:20:36,974 --> 00:20:38,015 YES! 432 00:20:38,057 --> 00:20:39,723 THE RECIPE IS MINE. 433 00:20:39,765 --> 00:20:41,849 NOT SO FAST, KRABS. 434 00:20:45,682 --> 00:20:48,223 NO, YOU DON'T, PLANKTON! 435 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:51,807 AH! GIVE IT HERE. 436 00:20:51,849 --> 00:20:53,557 OH, NO, YOU DON'T! 437 00:20:56,682 --> 00:20:59,598 NO! 438 00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:04,640 YEAH, YOU LIKE THAT? 439 00:21:04,682 --> 00:21:05,890 THE RECIPE. 440 00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:07,140 WE DID IT. 441 00:21:07,181 --> 00:21:10,306 - WE CO-OP-ER-ATED. 442 00:21:10,348 --> 00:21:12,974 - NOW LET'S SEE WHAT THE FLABBY THAT'S IN THIS PATTY. 443 00:21:13,015 --> 00:21:15,723 FOUR POUNDS GRADE-A LOVE... 444 00:21:15,765 --> 00:21:17,932 ONE TABLESPOON LISTENING, 445 00:21:17,974 --> 00:21:21,181 TWO TABLESPOONS... UNDERSTANDING? 446 00:21:21,223 --> 00:21:23,306 MIX INGREDIENTS THOROUGHLY, 447 00:21:23,348 --> 00:21:25,849 FOLD IN WARM HEART. 448 00:21:25,890 --> 00:21:28,265 SOUNDS LIKE A RECIPE FOR CANNIBALISM. 449 00:21:28,306 --> 00:21:30,765 - WAIT A MINUTE. THIS ISN'T A RECIPE FOR PATTIES. 450 00:21:30,807 --> 00:21:35,099 IT'S A RECIPE FOR... FRIENDSHIP. 451 00:21:35,140 --> 00:21:38,849 - YOU SEE, BOYS, THIS RECIPE IS NO SECRET. 452 00:21:38,890 --> 00:21:41,348 BUT I DO HAVE A SURPRISE. 453 00:21:41,390 --> 00:21:42,890 TA-DA! 454 00:21:42,932 --> 00:21:45,015 I STARTED THE FLABBY PATTY RESTAURANT 455 00:21:45,057 --> 00:21:47,390 JUST TO GET YOU TWO RASCALS TO TEAM UP. 456 00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:50,306 AND SO THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP TRIUMPHS AGAIN. 457 00:21:50,348 --> 00:21:54,640 - WHAT? YOU MEAN ALL THIS WAS ONE OF YOUR GOOFBALL SCHEMES? 458 00:21:54,682 --> 00:21:55,974 NOW, NOW, KRABS. 459 00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:59,140 SPONGEBOB HAS TAUGHT US IMPORTANT LIFE LESSONS, 460 00:21:59,181 --> 00:22:02,682 SUCH AS, OH, HOW TO FALL OUT OF AN AIRPLANE, FOR INSTANCE. 461 00:22:02,723 --> 00:22:05,682 - YEAH, AND HOW TO COMICALLY BLUDGEON MESELF. 462 00:22:05,723 --> 00:22:08,557 - IN FACT, I THINK IT'S TIME WE REPAY HIM. 463 00:22:08,598 --> 00:22:09,974 DON'T YOU? 464 00:22:10,015 --> 00:22:13,140 - GREAT IDEA, PAL. 465 00:22:13,181 --> 00:22:15,598 WE'LL TEACH YOU ABOUT TEAMWORK. 466 00:22:17,890 --> 00:22:19,849 - GET BACK HERE! 467 00:22:19,890 --> 00:22:22,265 - WE SHOULD DO THIS MORE OFTEN, KRABS.