- MR. KRABS, WHAT YOU DOING?
OH, AHOY, SPONGEBOB.
IN THE WALL.
DIDN'T HIRE A PROFESSIONAL TO DO THAT.
- AND WHY IS THAT, MR. SQUIDWARD?
- BECAUSE THEN YOU'D ONLY GET TO REPAIR IT ONCE.
SO WHAT FLAVOR IS IT?
- IT—IT'S JUST A HOLE IN THE WALL, BOY.
IT DOESN'T HAVE A FLAVOR.
- NO, I MEAN THE TOOTHPASTE!
OH!
WELL, I THINK IT'S...
HEY, LOOK, MR. KRABS.
HOLE IN THE WALL.
THE DENTAL FLOSS. HA.
TO THE KRUSTY KRAB, DAD.
- YEAH, MOM NEVER BRINGS US HERE.
ANY TIME, KIDS.
WHAT THE—?
CAREFUL NOW...
- HEY, YOU GUYS PUT IN A DRIVE-THROUGH.
- WE DID? - GREAT.
I'LL HAVE THREE LARGE KRABBY PATTIES,
KRABBY FRIES, A KRABBY KOLA,
OF KRABBY RINGS.
IS THIS TOOTHPASTE?
- BOY, I DON'T KNOW HOW I THINK OF THIS STUFF,
BUT I THINK I GOT A WINNER.
WE ARE PUTTIN' IN A DRIVE-THROUGH.
- A DRI—OH!
OF EXTRA WORK TO ME.
YOU MEAN FOR YOU.
IT'LL COST YOU MONEY.
OH, NONSENSE.
WE'LL BUILD IT FOR FREE.
HI, MR. KRABS.
- AHOY, SPONGEBOB. WHAT'S WITH ALL THE BOOTY?
MICROPHONE SYSTEM,
THE CUSTOMERS ORDER,
WITH A MENU ON IT,
SO THEY'D KNOW WHERE TO GO.
IT EVEN LIGHTS UP. SEE?
- WELL, THAT'S GREAT, SPONGEBOB,
OF STUFF THAT'S BETTER—
NAPKINS AND PACKING TAPE,
RUSTY TIN CANS I FOUND,
AND THIS SIGN I MADE FROM AN OLD NOODLE.
I DON'T GET IT, MR. KRABS.
THAN THE THINGS I BOUGHT?
- I'M SORRY. WHAT?
HOW IS THIS STUFF BETTER?
BECAUSE IT WAS...
FREE!
I'LL HAVE A MEDIUM FRIES,
A LARGE KRABBY PATTY, AND A MEDIUM DRINK.
COMING RIGHT UP, SIR.
SPONGEBOB, I NEED A MEDIUM FRIES,
LARGE KRABBY PATTY, AND MEDIUM DRINK.
I'LL HAVE THAT READY
OF A LAMPREY'S TAIL.
THAT OUGHT TO FIX IT.
THANK YOU! COME AGAIN!
- YES, YOU LIKE IT RIGHT THERE, DON'T YOU?
CAN I HELP YOU?
- A BILL? WHAT'S THIS FOR?
IT'S FOR MY DRY CLEANING.
THE CHALLENGED SIDE.
SIZE-WISE, I MEAN.
- THERE. PROBLEM SOLVED.
- SPONGEBOB, TWO LARGE, TWO MEDIUM.
I HATE MY JOB.
- EXCUSE ME, I'D LIKE TO PLACE AN ORDER, PLEASE.
AHOY, SQUIDWARD.
- MR. KRABS, I'M GETTING REALLY TIRED
OF RUNNING BACK AND FORTH.
AND TIME-CONSUMING.
- OH, WONDERFUL. PEACHY.
THESE ORDER TICKETS HERE?
PROBLEM SOLVED!
SQUIDWARD, HI!
OH, IT'S DAYS LIKE THIS
I HAD GONE TO COLLEGE.
- NOW I'LL BE ABLE
THE SIMPLEST WAY POSSIBLE.
BY ORDERING ONE.
AHEM.
ONE KRABBY PATTY, PLEASE.
UH, EXTRA SECRET FORMULA.
HELLO?
IS THIS STUPID THING ON?
- MR. SQUIDWARD, ANY CUSTOMERS?
NONE THAT I CAN HEAR.
OH, HERE COMES ONE NOW.
- HEY. HEY! GO AROUND!
GO AROUND! AAH!
WITH FRIES, PLEASE.
WITH FRIES, GOT IT.
WE'LL HAVE THAT RIGHT OUT TO YOU, SIR.
WHAT? YOU'RE CLOSED?
YEAH, NOW SHE TELLS ME.
- THERE YOU ARE, SIR. THE KETCHUP'S IN THE B—WHAT?
ORDER A KRABBY PATTY?
NOBODY, HUH?
OKAY, I'LL JUST TOSS IT IN THE TRASH.
A JOVIAL MOOD.
HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS?
YOU BET, PEARL.
- OH, I'M FEELING ESPECIALLY JOVIAL.
YOU KNOW, BEING A TEENAGER AND ALL.
DRIVE-THROUGH.
CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER?
HEY, YOU GUYS,
THAT WEIRD GUY, SQUIDWARD.
WE PLAY A PRANK ON HIM?
- OOH, SOUNDS LIKE
BEING A TEENAGER AND ALL.
TWO LARGE KRABBY PATTIES, PLEASE!
WITH FRIES!
AAH! OH!
I'M NOT FAKING IT, YOU KNOW.
THAT REALLY HURT.
A LOT.
- A BILL? AND WHAT IS THIS FOR?
- IT'S FOR MY EAR REPLACEMENT SURGERY.
AND SPEAKER.
HOW MUCH A REAL MICROPHONE AND SPEAKER COST?
HOW MUCH?
WELL, THEY COST AS MUCH AS...
AS A... AS A REAL MICROPHONE AND... SPEAKER.
OH, WHOA. WHOOPSIE!
HEY!
YOU DELINQUENT.
- NOW YOU'LL HAVE TO REPLACE IT.
- REPLACE WHAT? - THE MICROPHONE.
- WHAT, DO I LOOK LIKE I'M MADE OUT OF TIN CANS?
- NO, BUT THAT PILE OF TIN CANS OVER THERE IS.
TO ALWAYS POINT OUT THE OBVIOUS.
- GOOD THING YOU'RE AROUND TO NEVER NOTICE THE OBVIOUS.
SORRY ABOUT THAT, DUDE.
WELL, THAT'S NICE.
I'M STILL BILLING YOU FOR THE DAMAGES.
- ONE KRABBY MEAL. TO GO.
HAND IT ON UP HERE.
SURE THING, LARRY.
- COME ON, BRO. YOU CAN DO IT.
OR MAYBE NOT.
MR. KRABS, I'M CONCERNED.
- OH? WHY, SPONGEBOB?
- BECAUSE I CAN'T
OF LARRY THE LOBSTER'S S.U.B.
YEAH.
WELL, THERE'S A SOLUTION TO EVERY PROBLEM.
THERE. PROBLEM SOLVED.
HEY, WHAT'S ALL THE RUCKERUS ABOUT? WHOA.
HEY, WHAT'S THE HOLD UP?
MAKE US WAIT?
- WE'VE BEEN WAITING HERE FOR HOURS!
- WE'RE STILL WAITING. IN OUR DRIVEWAY.
SQUIDWARD!
THERE'S A LINE O' CUSTOMERS OUT THERE A MILLION MILES LONG!
- THAT'S NICE. THAT'S INTERESTING.
- I GUESS I'LL BE RETIRING EARLY AFTER ALL!
MR. EUGENE KRABS?
YES?
WHAT? IS THIS A—A—A TICKET?
A TICKET?
WRITE YOU A TICKET?
HUH? OH, I KNOW.
WHOLE TOWN INTO A PARKING LOT?
- BUT, OFFICER, I, UH, I, UH, LISTEN...
- RELAX, MAN, THAT'S JUST MY ORDER.
AND KELP FRIES TO GO.
I DON'T WAIT IN LINES.
OH, SURE!
RIGHT. WHEW!
HA HA HA.
SPONGEBOB, CAN YOU GET
AND KELP FRIES TO GO, SIR?
BOYS IN BLUE.
HERE YOU GO, OFFICER.
SO UNDERSTANDING,
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
NO CHARGE.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
JUST HOPE THE MAYOR DOESN'T FIND OUT ABOUT THIS MESS.
HE'S THE ONE YOU NEED TO WORRY ABOUT.
MAYOR.
EUGENE KRABS?
AAH! MR. MAYOR!
IS SO SLOW.
- WELL, DON'T YOU WORRY, MR. MAYOR.
THERE'S AN ANSWER FOR THAT, TOO.
THERE YA GO.
SEE, NOW WE GOT TWO DRIVE-THROUGHS,
TWO LINES, AND I'LL MAKE MONEY TWICE AS FAST.
THAT SHOULD WORK PERFECTLY.
- OKAY, WHO HAD THE DOUBLE
AND EXTRA CHEES—?
- ME! ME! - RIGHT HERE!
- SPONGEBOB, ORDER UP. - I'M ON IT.
- HURRY, SPONGEBOB. I'VE GOT 26 MORE ORDERS.
26 ORDERS UP!
- NO, NO, NO, NOT THAT WINDOW! THE OTHER ONE!
- SQUIDWARD, ARE YOU SURE?
LOOK REALLY, REALLY HUNGRY.
- HEY, I WANT SOME FOOD HERE! - COME ON! I CAN'T BELIEVE...
AND THESE ONES DON'T?
HEY, WATCH IT, WILL YA?
REPAINTED!
HAD THIS REPAINTED.
THE EXTRA-GLOSSY.
CHUM NUGGETS HERE!
GOIN' FAST. GET 'EM WHILE THEY'RE COLD.
GET 'EM WHILE THEY'RE RUNNY.
LOOKS LIKE KRAB'S DRIVE-THROUGH IS REALLY PAYIN' OFF...
FOR ME!
OH, NO. NOT AGAIN.
AAH!
OH, DARN IT!
NOW THERE'S A LINE!
- WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, OLD MAN!
THIS IS THE SECOND TIME!
- I'M TOO OLD TO WAIT IN LINES.
CHUM NUGGETS.
GET 'EM BEFORE...
MY ARM FALLS OFF.
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!
MR. KRABS.
- STAY BACK. TAKE SQUIDWARD. NOT ME!
OOH. HI, SQUIDWARD.
- MR. KRABS, WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING!
ARE MAD WITH HUNGER!
THEY'RE BEGINNING TO RIOT!
FOR ONCE, HE'S RIGHT.
- EASY, BOYS. EASY!
DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE BOTH GETTING A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY?
I MEAN, I'D HARDLY CALL THIS A RIOT.
RIGHT?
OKAY. DON'T WORRY. I CAN SOLVE THIS.
MORE DRIVE-THROUGHS. MORE MONEY!
HEY, IS SOMEBODY EATING POTATO CHIPS?
- DON'T WORRY, MR. KRABS. WE CAN FIX IT.
SOME MORE TOOTHPASTE, THOUGH.
FOR ME?
WELL, ON BEHALF OF YOURS TRULY,
AND WARM WELCOME.
THANK YOU. THANK YOU, SIR.
WHAT'D I DO?
- OOH! MRS. PUFF, THANK YOU MOST OF ALL.
- SPONGEBOB, THAT WARM WELCOME WASN'T FOR YOU.
- IT WASN'T? - NO.
WELL, THEN WHO WAS IT FOR?
IT WAS FOR HIM!
IT'S TONY FAST,
THE FAMOUS RACE-BOAT DRIVER,
AND HIS FIRST-BORN SON, TONY FAST JUNIOR.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S HIM.
OH!
- I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I'M IN THE PRESENCE OF SUCH BIG CELEBRITIES.
OF SCHOOL, SON.
YEAH, WHATEVER.
DON'T SHOW OFF TOO MUCH.
SHOW OFF... JUST ENOUGH.
- HEY, TONY JUNIOR, WANT TO SIGN MY LUNCH BOX?
MY STEERING WHEEL?
- HEY! I WAS HERE FIRST.
- NO, YOU WEREN'T. I WAS.
AHEM.
IS A STUDENT HERE,
NO SPECIAL ATTENTION.
THE REST OF US—NO EXCEPTIONS.
NOW, TONY,
ASSESS YOUR ABILITIES.
SURE THING, TEACH.
HOLD IT.
NOT UNTIL YOU'VE SIGNED MY LUNCH BOX.
GO, TONY JUNIOR, GO!
HOORAY!
LOOKS LIKE IT'S MY TURN.
WHAT GOES AROUND, COMES AROUND.
OVER AND OUT.
HOORAY!
- HE IS GOOD.
IF HE'S REALLY THAT GOOD,
MAYBE THERE'S A CHANCE... JUST A CHANCE...
MY MOST INCORRIGIBLE STUDENT,
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.
YES!
MRS. PUFF?
YES, SPONGEBOB?
"INCORRIGIBLE" MEAN?
WITH THIS DUDE FOR A WHILE?
- THAT'S IT. - WHATEVER. LET'S ROLL!
- IT'S NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU, TONY FAST JUNIOR.
I SAID, "LET'S ROLL!"
OKAY, UH, ROLL, ROLL, ROLL.
FOR THAT?
UH, I KNOW I KNOW THIS.
IT'S AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. I—
- JUST DRIVE! - JUST DRIVING.
AAH!
YOW-OW-OW!
DOTTED LINES MEAN?
- RELAX, MAN. YOU GOT TO RELAX.
RELAX. RELAX?
MRS. PUFF HASN'T TAUGHT US THAT YET!
- NO, I MEAN JUST RELAX, MAN.
- OKAY. JUST-RELAXING, MAN.
RE—LAX—ING.
RELAXING... SO HARD!
I CAN'T RELAX!
- NO, NO, NO, NOT LIKE THAT.
YOU JUST GOT TO LET GO.
- LET GO? - BE... COOL.
BE COOL?
BE COOL.
COOL...
- NOT BAD, DUDE. NOT BAD.
IT'S A MIRACLE!
NEPTUNE BE PRAISED!
THAN EXPECTED.
OH, IF TONY JUNIOR CAN KEEP THIS UP,
MIGHT EVEN GRADUATE,
AND I'LL BE RID OF HIM FOREVER.
FOREVER!
OKAY, BRO JANGLES,
CATCH YOU...
ON THE FLIP SIDE.
WHAT THE—?
MWAH!
HEY, TONY JUNIOR!
YEAH, WHAT IS IT?
CAN'T YA SEE I'M WALKIN' HERE?
I CAN SEE THAT.
AND I'M EAGER TO LEARN MORE FROM YOU.
- "EAGER"? - YEAH.
- I CAN'T TEACH YOU ANYTHING MORE AT THIS SQUARE SCHOOL.
NO OFFENSE, SQUAREPANTS.
NONE TAKEN.
- WELL, IF YOU REALLY WANT TO LEARN MORE,
BY MY HOUSE LATERS.
- OOH, I'D BE DELIGHTED TO.
WHO IS IT?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.
WHO?
SPONGE... BOB...
SQUARE... PANTS.
TONY FAST JUNIOR!
- GUY FROM SCHOOL! COME ON IN.
- NICE PLACE YOU GOT HERE, TONY JUNIOR.
- THANKS. LIVED HERE ALL MY LIFE.
MY MOM AND DAD ARE OUT.
- OH... UH, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
IT MEANS...
YOU WANNA SEE MY DAD'S VINTAGE SPEEDBOAT COLLECTION?
OH, WOULD I?
IN THIS BEAUTY,
"TAILPIPE" ROTHERMA.
- WOW, THEY'RE SO SHINY.
PICK YER FAVORITE.
- MY FAVORITE? OH, I COULDN'T.
- WHY, SURE YA CAN. WHAT'S THE BIG—
- THIS ONE! - HUH? THE BAYTONA CLASSIC.
EXCELLENT CHOICE.
FOR A SPIN?
- A SPIN? BUT WE DON'T EVEN HAVE BOATING LICENSES!
- YOU DON'T NEED
FOR A RACEBOAT, SQUAREPANTS.
- WOW, TONY JUNIOR, SHE HANDLES LIKE A DREAM.
IT'S LIKE I'M FLOATING ON AIR.
YOU'RE TELLIN' ME!
YOU'RE COMFORTABLE
WITH ME DRIVING, THOUGH?
A LITTLE NERVOUS.
- I WOULDN'T, IF I WERE YOU.
REMEMBER,
ALMOST CRASH BEFORE.
HA HA! MY NERVES.
MY NERVES!
HEY! WATCH IT!
SORRY SIR!
JUST LET GO.
WHEW.
- "LET GO." GOT IT!
WHEE!
GO FASTER, SPONGEBOB.
FASTER?
- JUST LET GO. OF THE BRAKES!
IF YOU SAY SO!
WHEEE!
WHEE!
NOW YOU'RE GETTING IT.
- WHEE—RED LIGHT!
REAL COOL, SQUAREPANTS.
THANKS, T.F.J.
- THAT'S QUITE A FANCY SPEEDBOAT YOU GOT THERE.
FOR A COUPLE OF SQUARES!
- WHAT HE SAID.
THANK YOU.
YOUR SPEEDBOAT IS TOO,
FOR A BUNCH OF CIRCLES.
AND BY "CIRCLES" I MEAN WELL-ROUNDED INDIVIDUALS.
EH, WISE GUY, HUH?
WELL, THEN,
TO AN UNFRIENDLY COMPETITION?
RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.
- YEAH! WHAT HE SAID.
"RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW."
IT'S LITTLE SHORT NOTICE.
I'LL NEED TO CHECK MY AVAILABILITY.
LET'S SEE... RIGHT NOW.
LOOKS LIKE I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING SCHEDULED FOR RIGHT NOW.
THEREFORE, I WOULD LIKE TO ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE.
YES!
- HOWEVER,
PREVENT ME FROM DOING SO.
THEREFORE, I MUST DECLINE.
- SQUAREPANTS, I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M HEARING HERE.
I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING.
UGH. LOOK, KID,
ACCEPTING THIS CHALLENGE.
WOULD BE AN EMBARRASSMENT.
TO EMBARRASS YOU, TONY JUNIOR.
THEREFORE, I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE!
OH, IT'S ON!
WHAT HE SAID!
DO YOU MIND?
UH...
HUH?
HA HA HA HA HA!
WHAT HE SAID!
GRRRRR.
SWEET!
INSTANT TANNAGE!
GRRRR.
NYAH HA HA HA!
- WE'RE WINNING! WE'RE WINNING!
WHOA! DID YOU SEE THAT?
THAT GUY WASN'T JUST GOING FAST. HE WAS GOING TONY FAST!
- HUH? OH, NO!
THE COPS ARE AFTER US! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
WHAT?
SORRY, I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER THAT SIREN.
- N-NOW THERE'S A HELICOPTER AFTER US!
WHAT'S THAT?
I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER THAT HELICOPTER.
- AND IN OTHER NEWS, SON OF
IN A HIGH-SPEED CHASE.
- WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
- TONY JUNIOR, WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, I'M GONNA—
NOW YOUR DAD IS AFTER US!
- SORRY, I COULDN'T HEAR YOU, MY-MY DAD IS AFTER US?
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
- HOW SHOULD I KNOW? HE'S YOUR DAD!
- WELL, JUST REMEMBER MY ADVICE, OKAY?
"LET GO, BE COOL."
LET GO... BE COOL.
- DO YOU SEE WHERE "LETTING GO" HAS GOTTEN US SO FAR?
HUH? TONY JUNIOR!
- NO. BUT I SEE WHERE IT'S GETTING US NEXT!
WAAAAAAA!
- WELL, CLASS, I REGRET
WITH US.
TO ANOTHER SCHOOL.
HOWEVER, I THINK MAYBE TONY
A VALUABLE LESSON.
OH OH OH!
NEVER ARGUE AND DRIVE?
CLOSE.
THE LESSON IS, "NEVER LET YOU DRIVE."