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- MR. KRABS,
WHAT YOU DOING?

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OH, AHOY, SPONGEBOB.

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IN THE WALL.

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DIDN'T HIRE A PROFESSIONAL TO DO THAT.

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- AND WHY IS THAT,
MR. SQUIDWARD?

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- BECAUSE THEN YOU'D ONLY GET
TO REPAIR IT ONCE.

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SO WHAT FLAVOR IS IT?

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- IT—IT'S JUST A HOLE
IN THE WALL, BOY.

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IT DOESN'T HAVE A FLAVOR.

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- NO,
I MEAN THE TOOTHPASTE!

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OH!

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WELL, I THINK IT'S...

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HEY, LOOK, MR. KRABS.

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HOLE IN THE WALL.

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THE DENTAL FLOSS. HA.

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TO THE KRUSTY KRAB, DAD.

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- YEAH,
MOM NEVER BRINGS US HERE.

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ANY TIME, KIDS.

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WHAT THE—?

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CAREFUL NOW...

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- HEY, YOU GUYS PUT IN
A DRIVE-THROUGH.

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- WE DID?
- GREAT.

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I'LL HAVE THREE LARGE
KRABBY PATTIES,

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KRABBY FRIES, A KRABBY KOLA,

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OF KRABBY RINGS.

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IS THIS TOOTHPASTE?

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- BOY, I DON'T KNOW
HOW I THINK OF THIS STUFF,

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BUT I THINK I GOT A WINNER.

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WE ARE PUTTIN' IN
A DRIVE-THROUGH.

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- A DRI—OH!

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OF EXTRA WORK TO ME.

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YOU MEAN FOR YOU.

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IT'LL COST YOU MONEY.

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OH, NONSENSE.

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WE'LL BUILD IT FOR FREE.

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HI, MR. KRABS.

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- AHOY, SPONGEBOB.
WHAT'S WITH ALL THE BOOTY?

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MICROPHONE SYSTEM,

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THE CUSTOMERS ORDER,

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WITH A MENU ON IT,

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SO THEY'D KNOW WHERE TO GO.

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IT EVEN LIGHTS UP.
SEE?

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- WELL,
THAT'S GREAT, SPONGEBOB,

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OF STUFF THAT'S BETTER—

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NAPKINS AND PACKING TAPE,

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RUSTY TIN CANS I FOUND,

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AND THIS SIGN I MADE
FROM AN OLD NOODLE.

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I DON'T GET IT, MR. KRABS.

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THAN THE THINGS I BOUGHT?

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- I'M SORRY.
WHAT?

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HOW IS THIS STUFF BETTER?

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BECAUSE IT WAS...

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FREE!

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I'LL HAVE A MEDIUM FRIES,

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A LARGE KRABBY PATTY,
AND A MEDIUM DRINK.

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COMING RIGHT UP, SIR.

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SPONGEBOB,
I NEED A MEDIUM FRIES,

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LARGE KRABBY PATTY,
AND MEDIUM DRINK.

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I'LL HAVE THAT READY

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OF A LAMPREY'S TAIL.

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THAT OUGHT TO FIX IT.

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THANK YOU!
COME AGAIN!

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- YES, YOU LIKE IT RIGHT THERE,
DON'T YOU?

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CAN I HELP YOU?

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- A BILL?
WHAT'S THIS FOR?

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IT'S FOR MY DRY CLEANING.

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THE CHALLENGED SIDE.

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SIZE-WISE, I MEAN.

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- THERE.
PROBLEM SOLVED.

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- SPONGEBOB,
TWO LARGE, TWO MEDIUM.

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I HATE MY JOB.

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- EXCUSE ME, I'D LIKE
TO PLACE AN ORDER, PLEASE.

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AHOY, SQUIDWARD.

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- MR. KRABS,
I'M GETTING REALLY TIRED

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OF RUNNING BACK AND FORTH.

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AND TIME-CONSUMING.

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- OH, WONDERFUL.
PEACHY.

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THESE ORDER TICKETS HERE?

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PROBLEM SOLVED!

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SQUIDWARD, HI!

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OH, IT'S DAYS LIKE THIS

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I HAD GONE TO COLLEGE.

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- NOW I'LL BE ABLE

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THE SIMPLEST WAY POSSIBLE.

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BY ORDERING ONE.

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AHEM.

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ONE KRABBY PATTY, PLEASE.

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UH, EXTRA SECRET FORMULA.

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HELLO?

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IS THIS STUPID THING ON?

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- MR. SQUIDWARD,
ANY CUSTOMERS?

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NONE THAT I CAN HEAR.

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OH, HERE COMES ONE NOW.

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- HEY. HEY!
GO AROUND!

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GO AROUND! AAH!

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WITH FRIES, PLEASE.

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WITH FRIES, GOT IT.

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WE'LL HAVE THAT
RIGHT OUT TO YOU, SIR.

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WHAT? YOU'RE CLOSED?

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YEAH, NOW SHE TELLS ME.

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- THERE YOU ARE, SIR.
THE KETCHUP'S IN THE B—WHAT?

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ORDER A KRABBY PATTY?

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NOBODY, HUH?

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OKAY, I'LL JUST
TOSS IT IN THE TRASH.

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A JOVIAL MOOD.

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HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS?

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YOU BET, PEARL.

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- OH, I'M FEELING
ESPECIALLY JOVIAL.

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YOU KNOW,
BEING A TEENAGER AND ALL.

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DRIVE-THROUGH.

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CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER?

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HEY, YOU GUYS,

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THAT WEIRD GUY, SQUIDWARD.

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WE PLAY A PRANK ON HIM?

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- OOH, SOUNDS LIKE

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BEING A TEENAGER AND ALL.

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TWO LARGE KRABBY PATTIES,
PLEASE!

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WITH FRIES!

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AAH! OH!

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I'M NOT FAKING IT,
YOU KNOW.

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THAT REALLY HURT.

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A LOT.

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- A BILL?
AND WHAT IS THIS FOR?

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- IT'S FOR
MY EAR REPLACEMENT SURGERY.

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AND SPEAKER.

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HOW MUCH A REAL MICROPHONE AND SPEAKER COST?

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HOW MUCH?

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WELL,
THEY COST AS MUCH AS...

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AS A... AS A REAL
MICROPHONE AND... SPEAKER.

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OH, WHOA. WHOOPSIE!

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HEY!

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YOU DELINQUENT.

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- NOW YOU'LL HAVE
TO REPLACE IT.

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- REPLACE WHAT?
- THE MICROPHONE.

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- WHAT, DO I LOOK LIKE
I'M MADE OUT OF TIN CANS?

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- NO, BUT THAT PILE OF TIN CANS
OVER THERE IS.

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TO ALWAYS POINT OUT THE OBVIOUS.

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- GOOD THING YOU'RE AROUND
TO NEVER NOTICE THE OBVIOUS.

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SORRY ABOUT THAT, DUDE.

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WELL, THAT'S NICE.

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I'M STILL BILLING YOU
FOR THE DAMAGES.

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- ONE KRABBY MEAL.
TO GO.

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HAND IT ON UP HERE.

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SURE THING, LARRY.

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- COME ON, BRO.
YOU CAN DO IT.

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OR MAYBE NOT.

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MR. KRABS, I'M CONCERNED.

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- OH?
WHY, SPONGEBOB?

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- BECAUSE I CAN'T

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OF LARRY THE LOBSTER'S S.U.B.

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YEAH.

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WELL, THERE'S A SOLUTION
TO EVERY PROBLEM.

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THERE.
PROBLEM SOLVED.

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HEY, WHAT'S ALL THE RUCKERUS
ABOUT? WHOA.

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HEY, WHAT'S THE HOLD UP?

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MAKE US WAIT?

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- WE'VE BEEN WAITING HERE
FOR HOURS!

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- WE'RE STILL WAITING.
IN OUR DRIVEWAY.

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SQUIDWARD!

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THERE'S A LINE O' CUSTOMERS
OUT THERE A MILLION MILES LONG!

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- THAT'S NICE.
THAT'S INTERESTING.

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- I GUESS I'LL BE
RETIRING EARLY AFTER ALL!

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MR. EUGENE KRABS?

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YES?

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WHAT?
IS THIS A—A—A TICKET?

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A TICKET?

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WRITE YOU A TICKET?

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HUH?
OH, I KNOW.

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WHOLE TOWN INTO A PARKING LOT?

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- BUT, OFFICER,
I, UH, I, UH, LISTEN...

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- RELAX, MAN,
THAT'S JUST MY ORDER.

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AND KELP FRIES TO GO.

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I DON'T WAIT IN LINES.

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OH, SURE!

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RIGHT. WHEW!

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HA HA HA.

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SPONGEBOB, CAN YOU GET

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AND KELP FRIES TO GO, SIR?

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BOYS IN BLUE.

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HERE YOU GO, OFFICER.

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SO UNDERSTANDING,

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IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

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NO CHARGE.

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YOU'RE WELCOME.

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JUST HOPE THE MAYOR DOESN'T
FIND OUT ABOUT THIS MESS.

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HE'S THE ONE
YOU NEED TO WORRY ABOUT.

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MAYOR.

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EUGENE KRABS?

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AAH! MR. MAYOR!

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IS SO SLOW.

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- WELL,
DON'T YOU WORRY, MR. MAYOR.

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THERE'S AN ANSWER FOR THAT,
TOO.

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THERE YA GO.

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SEE, NOW WE GOT
TWO DRIVE-THROUGHS,

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TWO LINES, AND I'LL
MAKE MONEY TWICE AS FAST.

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THAT SHOULD WORK PERFECTLY.

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- OKAY, WHO HAD THE DOUBLE

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AND EXTRA CHEES—?

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- ME! ME!
- RIGHT HERE!

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- SPONGEBOB, ORDER UP.
- I'M ON IT.

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- HURRY, SPONGEBOB.
I'VE GOT 26 MORE ORDERS.

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26 ORDERS UP!

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- NO, NO, NO, NOT THAT WINDOW!
THE OTHER ONE!

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- SQUIDWARD,
ARE YOU SURE?

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LOOK REALLY, REALLY HUNGRY.

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- HEY, I WANT SOME FOOD HERE!
- COME ON! I CAN'T BELIEVE...

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AND THESE ONES DON'T?

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HEY, WATCH IT, WILL YA?

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REPAINTED!

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HAD THIS REPAINTED.

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THE EXTRA-GLOSSY.

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CHUM NUGGETS HERE!

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GOIN' FAST.
GET 'EM WHILE THEY'RE COLD.

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GET 'EM WHILE THEY'RE RUNNY.

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LOOKS LIKE KRAB'S DRIVE-THROUGH
IS REALLY PAYIN' OFF...

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FOR ME!

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OH, NO.
NOT AGAIN.

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AAH!

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OH, DARN IT!

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NOW THERE'S A LINE!

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- WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING,
OLD MAN!

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THIS IS THE SECOND TIME!

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- I'M TOO OLD
TO WAIT IN LINES.

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CHUM NUGGETS.

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GET 'EM BEFORE...

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MY ARM FALLS OFF.

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THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!

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MR. KRABS.

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- STAY BACK.
TAKE SQUIDWARD. NOT ME!

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OOH.
HI, SQUIDWARD.

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- MR. KRABS,
WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING!

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ARE MAD WITH HUNGER!

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THEY'RE BEGINNING TO RIOT!

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FOR ONCE, HE'S RIGHT.

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- EASY, BOYS.
EASY!

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DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE BOTH
GETTING A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY?

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I MEAN, I'D HARDLY
CALL THIS A RIOT.

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RIGHT?

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OKAY. DON'T WORRY.
I CAN SOLVE THIS.

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MORE DRIVE-THROUGHS.
MORE MONEY!

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HEY, IS SOMEBODY
EATING POTATO CHIPS?

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- DON'T WORRY, MR. KRABS.
WE CAN FIX IT.

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SOME MORE TOOTHPASTE, THOUGH.

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FOR ME?

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WELL,
ON BEHALF OF YOURS TRULY,

246
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AND WARM WELCOME.

247
00:11:24,458 --> 00:11:26,209
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU, SIR.

248
00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:27,625
WHAT'D I DO?

249
00:11:27,667 --> 00:11:31,291
- OOH! MRS. PUFF,
THANK YOU MOST OF ALL.

250
00:11:31,333 --> 00:11:34,416
- SPONGEBOB, THAT WARM WELCOME
WASN'T FOR YOU.

251
00:11:34,458 --> 00:11:37,042
- IT WASN'T?
- NO.

252
00:11:37,084 --> 00:11:38,875
WELL, THEN WHO WAS IT FOR?

253
00:11:38,917 --> 00:11:40,250
IT WAS FOR HIM!

254
00:11:56,667 --> 00:11:58,458
IT'S TONY FAST,

255
00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,125
THE FAMOUS RACE-BOAT DRIVER,

256
00:12:00,167 --> 00:12:02,500
AND HIS FIRST-BORN SON,
TONY FAST JUNIOR.

257
00:12:02,541 --> 00:12:05,167
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S HIM.

258
00:12:05,209 --> 00:12:07,500
OH!

259
00:12:07,541 --> 00:12:10,084
- I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT
I'M IN THE PRESENCE OF SUCH BIG CELEBRITIES.

260
00:12:10,125 --> 00:12:12,084
OF SCHOOL, SON.

261
00:12:12,125 --> 00:12:13,209
YEAH, WHATEVER.

262
00:12:13,250 --> 00:12:14,875
DON'T SHOW OFF TOO MUCH.

263
00:12:14,917 --> 00:12:18,042
SHOW OFF... JUST ENOUGH.

264
00:12:25,583 --> 00:12:28,250
- HEY, TONY JUNIOR,
WANT TO SIGN MY LUNCH BOX?

265
00:12:28,291 --> 00:12:29,583
MY STEERING WHEEL?

266
00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:32,541
- HEY!
I WAS HERE FIRST.

267
00:12:32,583 --> 00:12:34,042
- NO, YOU WEREN'T.
I WAS.

268
00:12:37,959 --> 00:12:39,792
AHEM.

269
00:12:39,833 --> 00:12:42,167
IS A STUDENT HERE,

270
00:12:42,209 --> 00:12:44,917
NO SPECIAL ATTENTION.

271
00:12:44,959 --> 00:12:48,875
THE REST OF US—NO EXCEPTIONS.

272
00:12:48,917 --> 00:12:51,625
NOW, TONY,

273
00:12:51,667 --> 00:12:54,250
ASSESS YOUR ABILITIES.

274
00:12:54,291 --> 00:12:56,375
SURE THING, TEACH.

275
00:12:56,416 --> 00:12:57,750
HOLD IT.

276
00:12:57,792 --> 00:13:00,167
NOT UNTIL YOU'VE SIGNED
MY LUNCH BOX.

277
00:13:01,625 --> 00:13:03,458
GO, TONY JUNIOR, GO!

278
00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:05,084
GO, TONY JUNIOR, GO!

279
00:13:05,125 --> 00:13:08,000
HOORAY!

280
00:13:08,042 --> 00:13:11,959
LOOKS LIKE IT'S MY TURN.

281
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,625
WHAT GOES AROUND,
COMES AROUND.

282
00:13:17,167 --> 00:13:21,458
OVER AND OUT.

283
00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:23,792
HOORAY!

284
00:13:23,833 --> 00:13:25,875
- HE IS GOOD.

285
00:13:25,917 --> 00:13:27,458
IF HE'S REALLY THAT GOOD,

286
00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:30,375
MAYBE THERE'S A CHANCE...
JUST A CHANCE...

287
00:13:30,416 --> 00:13:34,416
MY MOST INCORRIGIBLE STUDENT,

288
00:13:34,458 --> 00:13:37,625
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.

289
00:13:37,667 --> 00:13:39,333
YES!

290
00:13:39,375 --> 00:13:40,375
MRS. PUFF?

291
00:13:40,416 --> 00:13:41,708
YES, SPONGEBOB?

292
00:13:41,750 --> 00:13:44,333
"INCORRIGIBLE" MEAN?

293
00:13:46,333 --> 00:13:47,833
WITH THIS DUDE FOR A WHILE?

294
00:13:47,875 --> 00:13:51,084
- THAT'S IT.
- WHATEVER. LET'S ROLL!

295
00:13:51,125 --> 00:13:53,750
- IT'S NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU,
TONY FAST JUNIOR.

296
00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:58,375
I SAID, "LET'S ROLL!"

297
00:13:58,416 --> 00:13:59,792
OKAY, UH, ROLL, ROLL, ROLL.

298
00:13:59,833 --> 00:14:00,875
FOR THAT?

299
00:14:00,917 --> 00:14:03,042
UH, I KNOW I KNOW THIS.

300
00:14:03,084 --> 00:14:04,375
IT'S AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
I—

301
00:14:04,416 --> 00:14:09,250
- JUST DRIVE!
- JUST DRIVING.

302
00:14:09,291 --> 00:14:12,084
AAH!

303
00:14:12,125 --> 00:14:14,667
YOW-OW-OW!

304
00:14:14,708 --> 00:14:16,583
DOTTED LINES MEAN?

305
00:14:16,625 --> 00:14:19,167
- RELAX, MAN.
YOU GOT TO RELAX.

306
00:14:19,209 --> 00:14:20,583
RELAX. RELAX?

307
00:14:20,625 --> 00:14:22,458
MRS. PUFF HASN'T
TAUGHT US THAT YET!

308
00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:25,917
- NO, I MEAN
JUST RELAX, MAN.

309
00:14:25,959 --> 00:14:28,583
- OKAY.
JUST-RELAXING, MAN.

310
00:14:29,625 --> 00:14:31,291
RE—LAX—ING.

311
00:14:31,333 --> 00:14:33,500
RELAXING... SO HARD!

312
00:14:33,541 --> 00:14:36,333
I CAN'T RELAX!

313
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:38,125
- NO, NO, NO,
NOT LIKE THAT.

314
00:14:38,167 --> 00:14:40,209
YOU JUST GOT TO LET GO.

315
00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:43,084
- LET GO?
- BE... COOL.

316
00:14:43,125 --> 00:14:44,375
BE COOL?

317
00:14:44,416 --> 00:14:46,541
BE COOL.

318
00:14:46,583 --> 00:14:51,583
BE COOL.

319
00:14:59,917 --> 00:15:02,500
COOL...

320
00:15:07,583 --> 00:15:10,125
- NOT BAD, DUDE.
NOT BAD.

321
00:15:10,167 --> 00:15:12,084
IT'S A MIRACLE!

322
00:15:12,125 --> 00:15:13,875
NEPTUNE BE PRAISED!

323
00:15:13,917 --> 00:15:15,959
THAN EXPECTED.

324
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,750
OH, IF TONY JUNIOR
CAN KEEP THIS UP,

325
00:15:18,792 --> 00:15:21,042
MIGHT EVEN GRADUATE,

326
00:15:21,084 --> 00:15:23,000
AND I'LL BE
RID OF HIM FOREVER.

327
00:15:23,042 --> 00:15:24,833
FOREVER!

328
00:15:24,875 --> 00:15:26,375
FOREVER!

329
00:15:26,416 --> 00:15:28,333
OKAY, BRO JANGLES,

330
00:15:28,375 --> 00:15:32,416
CATCH YOU...

331
00:15:32,458 --> 00:15:34,375
ON THE FLIP SIDE.

332
00:15:34,416 --> 00:15:35,792
WHAT THE—?

333
00:15:35,833 --> 00:15:40,667
MWAH!

334
00:15:40,708 --> 00:15:43,000
HEY, TONY JUNIOR!

335
00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:44,209
YEAH, WHAT IS IT?

336
00:15:44,250 --> 00:15:46,416
CAN'T YA SEE
I'M WALKIN' HERE?

337
00:15:46,458 --> 00:15:47,667
I CAN SEE THAT.

338
00:15:47,708 --> 00:15:49,458
AND I'M EAGER
TO LEARN MORE FROM YOU.

339
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:51,708
- "EAGER"?
- YEAH.

340
00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:55,416
- I CAN'T TEACH YOU ANYTHING
MORE AT THIS SQUARE SCHOOL.

341
00:15:55,458 --> 00:15:57,167
NO OFFENSE, SQUAREPANTS.

342
00:15:57,209 --> 00:15:58,750
NONE TAKEN.

343
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:00,667
- WELL, IF YOU REALLY WANT
TO LEARN MORE,

344
00:16:00,708 --> 00:16:02,917
BY MY HOUSE LATERS.

345
00:16:02,959 --> 00:16:05,792
- OOH,
I'D BE DELIGHTED TO.

346
00:16:12,416 --> 00:16:14,000
WHO IS IT?

347
00:16:14,042 --> 00:16:15,167
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.

348
00:16:15,209 --> 00:16:16,209
WHO?

349
00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:18,833
SPONGE... BOB...

350
00:16:18,875 --> 00:16:21,792
SQUARE... PANTS.

351
00:16:25,333 --> 00:16:26,625
TONY FAST JUNIOR!

352
00:16:26,667 --> 00:16:29,084
- GUY FROM SCHOOL!
COME ON IN.

353
00:16:29,125 --> 00:16:30,625
- NICE PLACE YOU GOT HERE,
TONY JUNIOR.

354
00:16:30,667 --> 00:16:32,959
- THANKS.
LIVED HERE ALL MY LIFE.

355
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,625
MY MOM AND DAD ARE OUT.

356
00:16:34,667 --> 00:16:37,541
- OH...
UH, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

357
00:16:37,583 --> 00:16:39,084
IT MEANS...

358
00:16:39,125 --> 00:16:42,042
YOU WANNA SEE MY DAD'S
VINTAGE SPEEDBOAT COLLECTION?

359
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:44,792
OH, WOULD I?

360
00:16:44,833 --> 00:16:47,209
IN THIS BEAUTY,

361
00:16:50,959 --> 00:16:53,167
"TAILPIPE" ROTHERMA.

362
00:16:53,209 --> 00:16:54,792
- WOW,
THEY'RE SO SHINY.

363
00:16:54,833 --> 00:16:56,125
PICK YER FAVORITE.

364
00:16:56,167 --> 00:16:57,792
- MY FAVORITE?
OH, I COULDN'T.

365
00:16:57,833 --> 00:16:59,541
- WHY, SURE YA CAN.
WHAT'S THE BIG—

366
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:02,708
- THIS ONE!
- HUH? THE BAYTONA CLASSIC.

367
00:17:02,750 --> 00:17:04,875
EXCELLENT CHOICE.

368
00:17:04,917 --> 00:17:06,416
FOR A SPIN?

369
00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:08,875
- A SPIN? BUT WE DON'T EVEN
HAVE BOATING LICENSES!

370
00:17:08,917 --> 00:17:11,000
- YOU DON'T NEED

371
00:17:11,042 --> 00:17:13,625
FOR A RACEBOAT,
SQUAREPANTS.

372
00:17:13,667 --> 00:17:16,792
- WOW, TONY JUNIOR,
SHE HANDLES LIKE A DREAM.

373
00:17:16,833 --> 00:17:18,416
IT'S LIKE
I'M FLOATING ON AIR.

374
00:17:18,458 --> 00:17:20,250
YOU'RE TELLIN' ME!

375
00:17:20,291 --> 00:17:21,583
YOU'RE COMFORTABLE

376
00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:22,959
WITH ME DRIVING, THOUGH?

377
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,833
A LITTLE NERVOUS.

378
00:17:24,875 --> 00:17:26,750
- I WOULDN'T,
IF I WERE YOU.

379
00:17:26,792 --> 00:17:27,875
REMEMBER,

380
00:17:27,917 --> 00:17:30,000
ALMOST CRASH BEFORE.

381
00:17:30,042 --> 00:17:31,209
HA HA! MY NERVES.

382
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:36,333
MY NERVES!

383
00:17:36,375 --> 00:17:37,667
HEY! WATCH IT!

384
00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:38,667
SORRY SIR!

385
00:17:38,708 --> 00:17:41,250
JUST LET GO.

386
00:17:41,291 --> 00:17:42,500
WHEW.

387
00:17:42,541 --> 00:17:44,875
- "LET GO."
GOT IT!

388
00:17:44,917 --> 00:17:46,959
WHEE!

389
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,625
GO FASTER, SPONGEBOB.

390
00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:50,000
FASTER?

391
00:17:50,042 --> 00:17:51,708
- JUST LET GO.
OF THE BRAKES!

392
00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:56,167
IF YOU SAY SO!

393
00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:57,792
WHEEE!

394
00:17:57,833 --> 00:17:59,084
WHEEE!

395
00:17:59,125 --> 00:18:00,375
WHEE!

396
00:18:00,416 --> 00:18:02,042
NOW YOU'RE GETTING IT.

397
00:18:02,084 --> 00:18:04,416
- WHEE—RED LIGHT!

398
00:18:06,875 --> 00:18:09,583
REAL COOL, SQUAREPANTS.

399
00:18:09,625 --> 00:18:11,000
THANKS, T.F.J.

400
00:18:11,042 --> 00:18:13,333
- THAT'S QUITE A FANCY
SPEEDBOAT YOU GOT THERE.

401
00:18:13,375 --> 00:18:14,875
FOR A COUPLE OF SQUARES!

402
00:18:14,917 --> 00:18:16,875
- WHAT HE SAID.

403
00:18:16,917 --> 00:18:18,209
THANK YOU.

404
00:18:18,250 --> 00:18:20,792
YOUR SPEEDBOAT IS TOO,

405
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:23,291
FOR A BUNCH OF CIRCLES.

406
00:18:23,333 --> 00:18:26,917
AND BY "CIRCLES"
I MEAN WELL-ROUNDED INDIVIDUALS.

407
00:18:28,291 --> 00:18:29,833
EH, WISE GUY, HUH?

408
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:32,333
WELL, THEN,

409
00:18:32,375 --> 00:18:34,209
TO AN UNFRIENDLY COMPETITION?

410
00:18:34,250 --> 00:18:36,416
RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.

411
00:18:36,458 --> 00:18:38,500
- YEAH!
WHAT HE SAID.

412
00:18:38,541 --> 00:18:40,084
"RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW."

413
00:18:40,125 --> 00:18:41,333
IT'S LITTLE SHORT NOTICE.

414
00:18:41,375 --> 00:18:43,541
I'LL NEED TO CHECK
MY AVAILABILITY.

415
00:18:43,583 --> 00:18:45,583
LET'S SEE... RIGHT NOW.

416
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,000
LOOKS LIKE I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING
SCHEDULED FOR RIGHT NOW.

417
00:18:48,042 --> 00:18:50,084
THEREFORE, I WOULD LIKE
TO ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE.

418
00:18:50,125 --> 00:18:51,708
YES!

419
00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:53,375
- HOWEVER,

420
00:18:53,416 --> 00:18:54,500
PREVENT ME FROM DOING SO.

421
00:18:54,541 --> 00:18:56,167
THEREFORE, I MUST DECLINE.

422
00:18:56,209 --> 00:19:00,959
- SQUAREPANTS, I CAN'T BELIEVE
WHAT I'M HEARING HERE.

423
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,291
I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING.

424
00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:03,917
UGH. LOOK, KID,

425
00:19:03,959 --> 00:19:07,708
ACCEPTING THIS CHALLENGE.

426
00:19:07,750 --> 00:19:10,875
WOULD BE AN EMBARRASSMENT.

427
00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:12,917
TO EMBARRASS YOU, TONY JUNIOR.

428
00:19:12,959 --> 00:19:14,833
THEREFORE,
I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE!

429
00:19:14,875 --> 00:19:16,333
OH, IT'S ON!

430
00:19:16,375 --> 00:19:17,750
WHAT HE SAID!

431
00:19:17,792 --> 00:19:19,084
DO YOU MIND?

432
00:19:34,625 --> 00:19:36,042
UH...

433
00:19:38,291 --> 00:19:40,667
HUH?

434
00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:44,375
HA HA HA HA HA!

435
00:19:44,416 --> 00:19:45,959
WHAT HE SAID!

436
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,167
GRRRRR.

437
00:19:54,291 --> 00:19:55,375
SWEET!

438
00:19:55,416 --> 00:19:56,667
INSTANT TANNAGE!

439
00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:04,375
GRRRR.

440
00:20:04,416 --> 00:20:07,125
NYAH HA HA HA!

441
00:20:11,291 --> 00:20:13,708
- WE'RE WINNING!
WE'RE WINNING!

442
00:20:17,541 --> 00:20:19,333
WHOA! DID YOU SEE THAT?

443
00:20:19,375 --> 00:20:23,291
THAT GUY WASN'T JUST GOING FAST.
HE WAS GOING TONY FAST!

444
00:20:23,333 --> 00:20:26,167
- HUH? OH, NO!

445
00:20:26,209 --> 00:20:28,458
THE COPS ARE AFTER US!
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

446
00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:29,959
WHAT?

447
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,875
SORRY, I COULDN'T HEAR YOU
OVER THAT SIREN.

448
00:20:33,792 --> 00:20:35,583
- N-NOW THERE'S A HELICOPTER
AFTER US!

449
00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:37,000
WHAT'S THAT?

450
00:20:37,042 --> 00:20:40,167
I COULDN'T HEAR YOU
OVER THAT HELICOPTER.

451
00:20:40,209 --> 00:20:43,625
- AND IN OTHER NEWS, SON OF

452
00:20:43,667 --> 00:20:45,833
IN A HIGH-SPEED CHASE.

453
00:20:49,125 --> 00:20:52,667
- WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

454
00:20:52,708 --> 00:20:56,333
- TONY JUNIOR, WHEN I GET
MY HANDS ON YOU, I'M GONNA—

455
00:20:56,375 --> 00:20:58,667
NOW YOUR DAD IS AFTER US!

456
00:20:58,708 --> 00:21:02,416
- SORRY, I COULDN'T HEAR YOU,
MY-MY DAD IS AFTER US?

457
00:21:02,458 --> 00:21:04,291
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

458
00:21:04,333 --> 00:21:06,125
- HOW SHOULD I KNOW?
HE'S YOUR DAD!

459
00:21:06,167 --> 00:21:08,750
- WELL, JUST REMEMBER MY ADVICE,
OKAY?

460
00:21:08,792 --> 00:21:12,416
"LET GO, BE COOL."

461
00:21:12,458 --> 00:21:15,375
LET GO... BE COOL.

462
00:21:15,416 --> 00:21:18,541
- DO YOU SEE WHERE "LETTING GO"
HAS GOTTEN US SO FAR?

463
00:21:18,583 --> 00:21:21,167
HUH? TONY JUNIOR!

464
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,708
- NO. BUT I SEE WHERE
IT'S GETTING US NEXT!

465
00:21:25,750 --> 00:21:27,875
WAAAAAAA!

466
00:21:35,167 --> 00:21:37,167
- WELL, CLASS, I REGRET

467
00:21:37,209 --> 00:21:39,708
WITH US.

468
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,084
TO ANOTHER SCHOOL.

469
00:21:43,125 --> 00:21:46,625
HOWEVER, I THINK MAYBE TONY

470
00:21:46,667 --> 00:21:48,042
A VALUABLE LESSON.

471
00:21:48,084 --> 00:21:49,042
OH OH OH!

472
00:21:49,084 --> 00:21:50,458
NEVER ARGUE AND DRIVE?

473
00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:51,917
CLOSE.

474
00:21:51,959 --> 00:21:55,250
THE LESSON IS,
"NEVER LET YOU DRIVE."

