SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
SQUAREPANTS!
CAN YOU TWO BE QUIET?
DIDN'T THINK SO.
DOING, ANYWAY?
OUR FAVORITE NOISES.
MINE IS A DOLPHIN, LAUGHING.
OF THE BLUE WHALE.
AHEM.
- HUH? DID YOU HEAR THAT?
WHAT'S WRONG, FRANK?
- THAT SONG, IT SOUNDS JUST LIKE MARTHA.
- FRANK, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?
MARTHA'S NO GOOD FOR YOU.
SHE'S JUST NO GOOD!
SUCH HORRIBLE SOUNDS?
- IT'S ONE OF THE ACTIVITIES IN OUR FAVORITE MAGAZINE,
A TON OF SIMPLE THINGS TO DO.
MENTALLY CHALLENGING FOR YOU.
OH, IT IS.
- YEAH, IT MADE ME LOOK MORE SMARTLIKE.
WE SHOULD DO NEXT?
WELL, LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
I THINK WE'VE DONE EVERYTHING IN THIS ISSUE.
OH! EXCEPT FOR THIS ONE!
THE BEST FRIEND QUIZ.
YOUR BEST FRIEND?
OH, THIS SHOULD BE EASY?
ABOUT EACH OTHER.
WELL, YOU TWO HAVE FUN
SOCIETY.
- BYE! - BYE, SQUIDWARD.
MORONS.
BYE AGAIN!
YOU GO FIRST, PATRICK.
- OH, NO. AFTER YOU, OLD BUDDY.
AU CONTRAIRE.
AFTER YOU, MON AMI.
PLEASE, AFTER YOU, PAL.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
AFTER YOU, BESTEST—
clang!
JUST PICK ONE!
AND THERE'S ANOTHER THREE WHERE THAT CAME FROM!
I'LL GO FIRST.
WHAT IS YOUR BEST FRIEND'S FAVORITE COLOR?
HMM, I'M THINKING...
AQUAMARINE.
I HATE TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE,
BUT MY FAVORITE COLOR IS...
IT IS AQUAMARINE.
SORRY I DOUBTED YOU.
NO PROBLEM.
RIGHT- OR LEFT-HANDED?
THE ANSWER IS... RIGHT-HANDED.
HOW DID YOU KNOW?
SIMPLE, PATRICK.
IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.
AWWW.
- IS YOUR BEST FRIEND'S
AND INNY OR AN OUTY?
OH!
NO PEEKING!
- HAHA, NO NEED TO PEEK, PATRICK.
WITH MY EYES CLOSED.
YOU HAVE...
- OH... WHAT WILL HIS ANSWER BE?
THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME.
AN INNY.
- WELL, LET'S JUST CHECK THAT THEORY.
AN INNY!
WOW!
HOW DOES HE DO IT?
MAGIC.
OH, MY TURN!
SOME HARD QUESTIONS,
YOU ANSWERED.
WHAT IS YOUR BEST FRIEND'S FAVORITE COLOR?
AW, MAN!
PULLING OUT THE BIG GUNS.
OH, COLOR... COLOR...
NO HINTS!
BLUE!
NO!
CLEAR!
NO!
OH, THAT'S NOT IT!
HOLD ON.
14!
THE ANSWER IS...
BEIGE.
OH, BARNACLES!
OH, I WAS SO CLOSE.
LEFT-HANDED OR RIGHT-HANDED?
OH, TRICKY, TRICKY.
HMM, RIGHT... OR... LEFT.
RIGHT-HANDED!
SORRY, PATRICK.
I'M AMBIDEXTROUS!
OH, FISH PASTE!
BELLYBUTTON?
BELLYBUTTON, HUH?
HMM...
AN INNY!
SORRY, PATRICK.
I HAVE AN OUTY.
TARTER SAUCE!
- WELL, I'M SURE YOU'LL GET THE NEXT ONE RIGHT.
WHAT IS YOUR BEST FRIEND'S FAVORITE FOOD?
UHHHH.
- OH! OH! I REMEMBER!
HEH, YOUR FAVORITE FOOD IS A CHUM BURGER!
EH, NO.
I HAD THAT ONE.
OKAY, LET'S TRY AN EASY ONE.
OR A GIRL?
OOH.
THAT'S A TOUGHY.
HMM...
RUGGED BICEPS.
YET, DELICATE EYELASHES.
PASS.
AHEM, LAST QUESTION.
- OH-HO-HO. THIS IS FOR THE WIN!
IS YOUR BEST FRIEND?
- OH! I GOT THIS ONE!
UM... UH...
CAN YOU REPEAT THE QUESTION?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS?
- ROUND. FLAT.
UH, HEXAGON.
SQUARE PANTS.
OH!
IT'S RIGHT ON THE TIP OF MY TONGUE.
FIVE SECONDS.
- DAH! UM, UM...
OH, JEEZ. TRAPEZOID.
UH, PENTAGON. AMORPHOUS.
- TIME'S UP! - TRIANGLE!
- I... NO.
IDIOTS WRECKING MY BOAT.
SO... WHO WON YOUR STUPID QUIZ?
IT WAS A TIE.
WELL, IT WASN'T A TIE,
BUT WE HAD LOTS OF FUN.
LET ME SEE THAT.
A TRIANGLE?
HA HA!
PATRICK DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOU.
AND HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR BEST FRIEND?
I KNOW.
IT'S LIKE WE'RE NOT FRIENDS AT ALL.
- NOW, NOW, PATRICK MAY NOT HAVE PASSED THE QUIZ,
BUT LIKE A TRUE BEST FRIEND,
HE'S ALWAYS RIGHT HERE FOR ME, RIGHT, PATRICK?
PATRICK?
ICE CREAM!
ISN'T A FRIEND AT ALL.
HEY, SPONGEBOB!
I GOT YOU AN ICE CREAM!
- THANK YOU, BEST FRIEND PATRICK.
IT'S YOUR FAVORITE,
AND EXTRA BACON BITS.
- PATRICK, THIS IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM.
MY FAVORITE IS PLAIN VANILLA.
- OH. OH, RIGHT.
WELL, MORE ICE CREAM FOR ME.
OH, OOH, CAN I BORROW FIVE BUCKS?
HERE!
TAKE YOUR DIRTY, ROTTEN MONEY!
I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU ANYMORE!
EH, WHAT'S WITH HIM?
- I GUESS HE DIDN'T WANT ANY ICE CREAM.
IT JUST ISN'T FAIR.
WHO NEEDS PATRICK, ANYWAYS?
REST OF MY LIFE, HERE I COME.
OH, HEY, THERE, SPONGEBOB!
- BE STRONG, BE STRONG, BE STRONG, BE STRONG.
GOOD AFTERNOON, MR. STAR.
HMPH.
SEE YA LATER.
OH, SANDY!
IT WAS AWFUL!
TRULY AWFUL!
COMPLETE STRANGERS.
- YOU DON'T NEED
ABOUT YOUR BEST FRIEND.
THAT'S WHAT KEEPS THE FRIENDSHIP INTERESTING.
REALLY?
JUST NEED SOME TIME APART.
YEAH.
I'LL HAVE LOTS OF FUN WITHOUT PATRICK.
WHAT A CRYBABY.
I DON'T NEED PATRICK.
ALL BY MYSELF.
OOH! I COULD GO JELLYFISHING.
JELLYFISHING.
I COULD PLAY LEAP FROG!
I COULD BLOW BUBBLES!
UH, MAYBE NOT.
OH, THAT'S PATRICK!
I CAN'T LET HIM SEE ME.
- WELL, HE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE MISSING ME AT ALL.
- NICE THAT HE'S GOTTEN OVER OUR FRIENDSHIP SO QUICKLY.
AT THE GYM?
AND HE'S HANGING OUT WITH LARRY THE LOBSTER?
MAYBE I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT PATRICK EITHER.
PATRICK SHOPPING FOR COOKERY?
VERY SUSPICIOUS.
HE'S COMING BACK.
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, PATRICK.
HI, SPONGEBOB.
TO SEE YOU.
OH, I'LL BE YOU WERE...
BEST FRIEND LARRY, I SUPPOSE?
- WHOA, SETTLE DOWN, LITTLE DUDE.
I DON'T TO GET IN THE MIDDLE OF WHATEVER... THIS IS.
AND GOOD LOOKS...
- I KNOW. HE IS PRETTY AMAZING.
HE'S NOT MY BEST FRIEND.
BUY A PRESENT?
- WHO FOR? SANDY?
- NO, FOR MY REAL BEST FRIEND SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.
- REALLY? FOR ME?
WHAT IS IT?
OH!
I LOVE IT.
YOU DO KNOW ME, BEST FRIEND.
I GOT A PAIR FOR ME TOO!
- OH, YOU'RE THE BESTEST BEST FRIEND, PATRICK!
HOW DO I LOOK?
AH!
HOW SHOULD I KNOW, MYSTERIOUS STRANGER?
AAHHHH!
AHH!
WHY ME?
PEARL, COME ON!
IS FILLING UP.
THIS IS GONNA BE SO TOTALLY, LIKE, FUN!
HEY, PEARL.
BARNACLES.
SPONGEBOB, WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?
IS THAT YOUR BOYFRIEND?
WELL, I AM A BOY.
AND I AM HER FRIEND.
- SPONGEBOB, STAND HERE FOR A SECOND.
THIS MOMENT FOR POSTERITY.
PEARL'S GOT A BOYFRIEND!
- I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD A GIRLFRIEND.
- QUIET! HE IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND!
WELL, THAT WAS FAST.
DON'T WORRY, BUDDY.
THERE'S PLENTY OF FISH IN THE STREETCAR.
ANYWAY, LET'S GO TO THE RIDE.
BYE, PEARL.
TELL MR. KRABS I SAID, "HI!"
LET'S BOUNCE, PATRICK.
PATRICK?
- BUSY. I'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU LATER.
NEXT.
COME ON, PEARL.
SORRY.
ONLY TWO PER CAR.
YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE NEXT CAR.
ANY SINGLE RIDERS, COME TO THE FRONT.
- OH! I'M A SINGLE RIDER!
EXCUSE ME. PARDON ME.
AFTER YOU, FELLOW SINGLE RIDER PEARL.
UGH.
INSIDE AT ALL TIMES,
UNTIL THE RIDE IS OVER.
THANK YOU.
- UM, PEARL? YOUR ARM.
IT'S OUTSIDE THE BOAT.
- UGH, I WILL PUT MY ARM IN THE BOAT.
BUT DON'T TOUCH ME.
DON'T TALK TO ME.
DON'T EVEN LOOK AT ME!
BORING!
WILL MY ARROW FIND HER HEART?
OHHH.
THIS RIDE IS LAME!
HEY, YOU'RE ALLOWED TO SPEAK NOW.
I BET MR. KRABS WOULD GET A KICK OUT OF THIS RIDE.
DON'T YOU THINK?
I MEAN, HE'S SO TOUGH ON THE OUTSIDE,
BUT HE'S GOT A SOFT SIDE TOO.
YOU KNOW, THIS ONE TIME
BECAUSE MY SNAIL GARY, HE WAS SICK,
FIVE MINUTES EARLY.
ISN'T THAT HE SWEETEST THING YOU'VE EVER HEARD?
BLA-BLAH-BLA-BLA-BLAH! BLA-BLA-BLAH BLA-BLAH!
THAT MR. KRABS YELLED AT ME
BEFORE HE DID,
AND HE DIDN'T EVEN DOCK MY PAY.
WHAT A SWEET MAN.
DAH!
EVEN MORE BORING,
IF SUCH A THING IS POSSIBLE.
- YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO A COMPLEE-EE-EET!
STOP.
WHAT WAS THAT?
ATTENTION SWEETHEARTS.
TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES.
PLEASE REMAIN SEATED.
- OH, GREAT. JUST GREAT.
BREAKING NEWS.
A TUNNEL OF TERROR.
JUST HOURS AGO,
MYSTERIOUSLY STOPPED,
INSIDE.
WE HAVE THE YOUTHS' FRIEND HERE,
THE TWO SWEETHEARTS.
IT'S TRUE!
WITH OUR LIVES!
IT WAS HORRIBLE!
OF YOUR FRIEND?
- PEARL... AND HER BOYFRIEND SPONGEBOB.
SO THERE YOU HAVE IT.
AS TIME QUICKLY RUNS OUT,
AND SPONGEBOB.
OH, NO!
I'M OUT OF CORAL ON A STICK!
THE FRIED BARNACLES.
- AT THIS TIME,
FOR THE LITTLE YELLOW SPONGE.
NO!
THIS IS MY WORST NIGHTMARE!
I DON'T HAVE A DRINK!
- HEY! DOOFUS!
HUH?
AND HE MAY NEVER ESCAPE.
YOU MEAN SPONGEBOB?
I'M COMING, SPONGEBOB!
- HOLD IT. NO ONE BEYOND THIS POINT.
IS TRAPPED IN THERE.
YOU GOT TO LET ME THROUGH.
NO CAN DO, BIG GUY.
TOO DANGEROUS.
FINE.
WELL, MR. POLICE GUY WON'T LET ME IN THE FRONT, HUH?
WELL, I'LL JUST HAVE TO FIND MY OWN WAY IN.
LET'S SEE.
WHERE COULD SPONGEBOB BE?
AHA!
"CONGRATULATIONS.
"YOU HAVE FOU... FOUND...
YOUR FRIEND"!
OH!
THIS DOOR!
I'M COMING TO GET YOU, BUDDY!
UGH!
SPONGEBOB?
WELL, THERE YOU ARE.
HANG IN THERE.
I'LL FREE YOU FROM YOUR SHACKLES.
YOU'RE OKAY NOW, BUDDY.
GO TO YOUR HAPPY PLACE.
- BAH! - AH!
DON'T WORRY, LITTLE GIRL.
WE'RE WORKING AS FAST AS WE CAN.
THAT WASN'T ME.
THAT WAS SPONGEBOB.
THANK YOU, LITTLE BOY.
DON'T FRET, PEARL.
IT'S JUST THE DARK.
NOTHING SCARY ABOUT THE DARK.
IT'S WHAT'S IN THE DARK YOU GOT TO WATCH OUT FOR.
MONSTERS, CREEPS, GHOULS,
CLOWNS,
WITCHES, WEREWOLVES,
CLOWNS,
CRAWLY THINGS, CRAWLY CLOWNS.
THOSE ARE THE WORST!
THE CRAWLY CLOWNS!
WELL, WHATEVER, SPONGEBOB.
I'M GONNA FIND MY WAY OUT.
PEARL, I WOULDN'T DO THAT.
YOU'RE NOT KEEPING YOUR ARMS AND LEGS INSIDE THE BOAT!
PEARL, WAIT.
I SHOULD PROBABLY ACCOMPANY YOU,
YOU KNOW, IN CASE...
THERE'S ANYTHING IN THE DARKNESS, LURKING.
FINE.
AFTER YOU.
- OKAY, I'LL JUST FEARLESSLY LEAD THE WAY.
AHHH!
SNAKES!
THOSE ARE STREAMERS, FOOL!
- BAH! AH.
MAYBE I'LL JUST STAY UP HERE,
FOR ANY OTHER CREEPIES.
OH, GROW UP, SPONGEBOB.
THERE AREN'T ANY CREEPIES.
THERE AREN'T ANY CRAWLIES.
THERE AREN'T ANY SNAKES.
FOR A WAY OUT OF HERE!
- OKAY, PEARL, YOU'VE MADE YOU POINT.
I'LL STOP TALKING ABOUT OGRES AND VAMPIRE BAT FISH...
AND SHARKS AND...
SPONGEBOB!
- AND I WON'T TALK ABOUT... ZOMBIES!
OHH! AYEGH!
SPONGEBOB!
OR GHOSTLY PIRATES!
OR LABORATORY CREATURES.
SPONGEBOB!
FROM ANOTHER PLANET.
- OKAY, SPONGEBOB! OKAY!
OR BUS DRIVERS.
- AGH! THAT'S ENOUGH!
- SHH! DID YOU HEAR THAT?
NOW I'M SCARED, SPONGEBOB.
A CRAWLY WERECLOWN.
BUT THERE'S NO SUCH THING!
OH, HE'S HERE.
OOH!
AHH!
- HA HA. NEEGH.
NOT ANOTHER SKUNK.
UGH!
HOW DID YOU BEAT ME AGAIN?
HEY, YOU, YOU FIND IT FUNNY TO LOCK UP MY FRIEND?
HEY, I AM TALKING TOWARDS YOU!
WHO RIPPED THIS APART?
WHO THAT DULLARD IS.
THAT YOU KIDNAPPED SPONGEBOB.
- YEAH, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOUR FRIEND.
I'M JUST THE ELECTRICIAN.
WHOA.
I SEE YOU ARE A MAGICIAN.
DOES NOT ERASE WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
YOU NEED TO RELAX.
HAVE A SEAT AND COOL OFF.
- JEEZ, SOME PEOPLE ARE SO PUSHY.
- JUST DON'T SIT ON... THE LEVER!
SUPER FAST MODE.
YOU TOLD ME TO SIT ON IT.
AH.
- WHAT'S THAT SOUND? - I DON'T KNOW.
HOLD ME, SPONGEBOB!
HUH?
HEY! THE HALL OF GREAT ROMANCE.
- OKAY, OKAY, I THINK I HEARD YOU.
ON ANYTHING ELSE.
I'LL JUST GINGERLY LEAN ON THIS WALL.
HUH?
NOOOOOO!
WOW, HOW ROMANTICAL.
- P'SHH! I IMAGINED IT BIGGER.
LOOK, PEARL!
A SWEET, ADORABLE CHERUB.
PEARL, I DON'T THINK THIS IS THE TUNNEL OF GLOVE.
IT'S THE TUNNEL OF EVIL!
JEEZ, PEARL.
GOSH, STUPID KID.
- HEY-YA!
NICE FACILITIES.
GREAT WATER PRESSURE.
NEPTUNE'S MOTHER!
WHAT'S THAT NOISE?
RARGH!
SHE'S GONNA BLOW!
NOOO!
HA...
I GUESS THAT TURNED OUT TO BE...
KIND OF FUN.
HEHE, YEAH.
SPONGEBOB IS YOUR BOYFRIEND.
EW!
DO I HAVE TO SAY IT?
EWWW!
GROSS.
OH, DON'T DENY IT.
YOU WERE TOTALLY HUGGING HIM.
HE'S TOTALLY YOUR BOYFRIEND!
HOWDY, KIDS!
- AH! CRAWLY CLOWN!
YOU UNDERSTAND, GIRLS.
FOR POSTERITY.
YOU GONNA FINISH THAT?
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