1 00:00:05,157 --> 00:00:07,281 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 2 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:10,990 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 3 00:00:13,240 --> 00:00:14,698 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 4 00:00:17,199 --> 00:00:19,115 - all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY? 5 00:00:19,115 --> 00:00:21,157 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 6 00:00:21,157 --> 00:00:25,032 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 7 00:00:26,323 --> 00:00:28,615 SQUAREPANTS! 8 00:01:01,531 --> 00:01:04,782 CAN YOU TWO BE QUIET? 9 00:01:12,907 --> 00:01:14,740 DIDN'T THINK SO. 10 00:01:14,740 --> 00:01:17,323 DOING, ANYWAY? 11 00:01:17,323 --> 00:01:20,032 OUR FAVORITE NOISES. 12 00:01:20,032 --> 00:01:22,074 MINE IS A DOLPHIN, LAUGHING. 13 00:01:25,074 --> 00:01:28,531 OF THE BLUE WHALE. 14 00:01:28,531 --> 00:01:29,615 AHEM. 15 00:01:31,949 --> 00:01:34,323 - HUH? DID YOU HEAR THAT? 16 00:01:34,323 --> 00:01:35,698 WHAT'S WRONG, FRANK? 17 00:01:35,698 --> 00:01:38,490 - THAT SONG, IT SOUNDS JUST LIKE MARTHA. 18 00:01:38,490 --> 00:01:40,990 - FRANK, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU? 19 00:01:40,990 --> 00:01:42,531 MARTHA'S NO GOOD FOR YOU. 20 00:01:42,531 --> 00:01:43,990 SHE'S JUST NO GOOD! 21 00:01:45,823 --> 00:01:49,448 SUCH HORRIBLE SOUNDS? 22 00:01:49,448 --> 00:01:52,157 - IT'S ONE OF THE ACTIVITIES IN OUR FAVORITE MAGAZINE, 23 00:01:53,199 --> 00:01:56,115 A TON OF SIMPLE THINGS TO DO. 24 00:01:56,115 --> 00:01:58,657 MENTALLY CHALLENGING FOR YOU. 25 00:01:58,657 --> 00:01:59,990 OH, IT IS. 26 00:01:59,990 --> 00:02:02,782 - YEAH, IT MADE ME LOOK MORE SMARTLIKE. 27 00:02:04,365 --> 00:02:06,949 WE SHOULD DO NEXT? 28 00:02:06,949 --> 00:02:08,365 WELL, LET'S TAKE A LOOK. 29 00:02:08,365 --> 00:02:10,365 I THINK WE'VE DONE EVERYTHING IN THIS ISSUE. 30 00:02:10,365 --> 00:02:11,782 OH! EXCEPT FOR THIS ONE! 31 00:02:11,782 --> 00:02:13,323 THE BEST FRIEND QUIZ. 32 00:02:13,323 --> 00:02:16,032 YOUR BEST FRIEND? 33 00:02:16,032 --> 00:02:17,531 OH, THIS SHOULD BE EASY? 34 00:02:17,531 --> 00:02:19,865 ABOUT EACH OTHER. 35 00:02:19,865 --> 00:02:21,199 WELL, YOU TWO HAVE FUN 36 00:02:21,199 --> 00:02:24,199 SOCIETY. 37 00:02:24,199 --> 00:02:26,323 - BYE! - BYE, SQUIDWARD. 38 00:02:26,323 --> 00:02:27,365 MORONS. 39 00:02:27,365 --> 00:02:28,323 BYE AGAIN! 40 00:02:28,323 --> 00:02:29,573 YOU GO FIRST, PATRICK. 41 00:02:29,573 --> 00:02:32,199 - OH, NO. AFTER YOU, OLD BUDDY. 42 00:02:32,199 --> 00:02:33,323 AU CONTRAIRE. 43 00:02:33,323 --> 00:02:34,406 AFTER YOU, MON AMI. 44 00:02:34,406 --> 00:02:36,949 PLEASE, AFTER YOU, PAL. 45 00:02:36,949 --> 00:02:38,365 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 46 00:02:38,365 --> 00:02:40,199 AFTER YOU, BESTEST— 47 00:02:40,199 --> 00:02:41,157 clang! 48 00:02:41,157 --> 00:02:42,990 JUST PICK ONE! 49 00:02:42,990 --> 00:02:45,323 AND THERE'S ANOTHER THREE WHERE THAT CAME FROM! 50 00:02:45,323 --> 00:02:46,865 I'LL GO FIRST. 51 00:02:48,406 --> 00:02:50,990 WHAT IS YOUR BEST FRIEND'S FAVORITE COLOR? 52 00:02:50,990 --> 00:02:53,490 HMM, I'M THINKING... 53 00:02:53,490 --> 00:02:54,740 AQUAMARINE. 54 00:02:54,740 --> 00:02:56,074 I HATE TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE, 55 00:02:56,074 --> 00:03:00,448 BUT MY FAVORITE COLOR IS... 56 00:03:00,448 --> 00:03:01,949 IT IS AQUAMARINE. 57 00:03:01,949 --> 00:03:03,531 SORRY I DOUBTED YOU. 58 00:03:03,531 --> 00:03:04,823 NO PROBLEM. 59 00:03:04,823 --> 00:03:07,782 RIGHT- OR LEFT-HANDED? 60 00:03:07,782 --> 00:03:09,615 THE ANSWER IS... RIGHT-HANDED. 61 00:03:10,865 --> 00:03:13,074 HOW DID YOU KNOW? 62 00:03:13,074 --> 00:03:14,323 SIMPLE, PATRICK. 63 00:03:14,323 --> 00:03:16,782 IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND. 64 00:03:16,782 --> 00:03:18,323 AWWW. 65 00:03:18,323 --> 00:03:20,323 - IS YOUR BEST FRIEND'S 66 00:03:20,323 --> 00:03:22,448 AND INNY OR AN OUTY? 67 00:03:22,448 --> 00:03:23,782 OH! 68 00:03:23,782 --> 00:03:25,074 NO PEEKING! 69 00:03:25,074 --> 00:03:27,199 - HAHA, NO NEED TO PEEK, PATRICK. 70 00:03:27,199 --> 00:03:30,032 WITH MY EYES CLOSED. 71 00:03:30,032 --> 00:03:33,448 YOU HAVE... 72 00:03:33,448 --> 00:03:35,782 - OH... WHAT WILL HIS ANSWER BE? 73 00:03:35,782 --> 00:03:37,531 THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME. 74 00:03:37,531 --> 00:03:38,698 AN INNY. 75 00:03:38,698 --> 00:03:42,740 - WELL, LET'S JUST CHECK THAT THEORY. 76 00:03:42,740 --> 00:03:44,782 AN INNY! 77 00:03:44,782 --> 00:03:46,782 WOW! 78 00:03:46,782 --> 00:03:48,323 HOW DOES HE DO IT? 79 00:03:48,323 --> 00:03:49,531 MAGIC. 80 00:03:52,365 --> 00:03:53,657 OH, MY TURN! 81 00:03:53,657 --> 00:03:56,406 SOME HARD QUESTIONS, 82 00:03:56,406 --> 00:03:58,865 YOU ANSWERED. 83 00:04:00,406 --> 00:04:03,406 WHAT IS YOUR BEST FRIEND'S FAVORITE COLOR? 84 00:04:03,406 --> 00:04:04,615 AW, MAN! 85 00:04:04,615 --> 00:04:06,782 PULLING OUT THE BIG GUNS. 86 00:04:06,782 --> 00:04:10,199 OH, COLOR... COLOR... 87 00:04:11,615 --> 00:04:12,907 NO HINTS! 88 00:04:14,531 --> 00:04:15,490 BLUE! 89 00:04:15,490 --> 00:04:16,531 NO! 90 00:04:16,531 --> 00:04:17,573 CLEAR! 91 00:04:17,573 --> 00:04:18,782 NO! 92 00:04:18,782 --> 00:04:20,406 OH, THAT'S NOT IT! 93 00:04:20,406 --> 00:04:21,490 HOLD ON. 94 00:04:21,490 --> 00:04:22,823 14! 95 00:04:22,823 --> 00:04:24,531 THE ANSWER IS... 96 00:04:24,531 --> 00:04:25,782 BEIGE. 97 00:04:25,782 --> 00:04:28,657 OH, BARNACLES! 98 00:04:28,657 --> 00:04:30,698 OH, I WAS SO CLOSE. 99 00:04:32,323 --> 00:04:35,573 LEFT-HANDED OR RIGHT-HANDED? 100 00:04:35,573 --> 00:04:38,531 OH, TRICKY, TRICKY. 101 00:04:38,531 --> 00:04:43,365 HMM, RIGHT... OR... LEFT. 102 00:04:43,365 --> 00:04:44,782 RIGHT-HANDED! 103 00:04:44,782 --> 00:04:45,740 SORRY, PATRICK. 104 00:04:45,740 --> 00:04:48,782 I'M AMBIDEXTROUS! 105 00:04:48,782 --> 00:04:50,032 OH, FISH PASTE! 106 00:04:52,199 --> 00:04:55,490 BELLYBUTTON? 107 00:04:55,490 --> 00:04:56,949 BELLYBUTTON, HUH? 108 00:04:56,949 --> 00:04:58,531 HMM... 109 00:04:58,531 --> 00:04:59,782 AN INNY! 110 00:04:59,782 --> 00:05:01,032 SORRY, PATRICK. 111 00:05:01,032 --> 00:05:03,573 I HAVE AN OUTY. 112 00:05:03,573 --> 00:05:04,990 TARTER SAUCE! 113 00:05:04,990 --> 00:05:06,615 - WELL, I'M SURE YOU'LL GET THE NEXT ONE RIGHT. 114 00:05:06,615 --> 00:05:09,740 WHAT IS YOUR BEST FRIEND'S FAVORITE FOOD? 115 00:05:09,740 --> 00:05:11,323 UHHHH. 116 00:05:13,907 --> 00:05:15,323 - OH! OH! I REMEMBER! 117 00:05:15,323 --> 00:05:18,907 HEH, YOUR FAVORITE FOOD IS A CHUM BURGER! 118 00:05:18,907 --> 00:05:20,199 EH, NO. 119 00:05:20,199 --> 00:05:22,823 I HAD THAT ONE. 120 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:24,406 OKAY, LET'S TRY AN EASY ONE. 121 00:05:24,406 --> 00:05:29,365 OR A GIRL? 122 00:05:29,365 --> 00:05:30,782 OOH. 123 00:05:30,782 --> 00:05:33,199 THAT'S A TOUGHY. 124 00:05:33,199 --> 00:05:35,365 HMM... 125 00:05:35,365 --> 00:05:37,032 RUGGED BICEPS. 126 00:05:38,782 --> 00:05:41,406 YET, DELICATE EYELASHES. 127 00:05:41,406 --> 00:05:42,323 PASS. 128 00:05:44,865 --> 00:05:47,157 AHEM, LAST QUESTION. 129 00:05:47,157 --> 00:05:49,740 - OH-HO-HO. THIS IS FOR THE WIN! 130 00:05:49,740 --> 00:05:51,365 IS YOUR BEST FRIEND? 131 00:05:51,365 --> 00:05:53,074 - OH! I GOT THIS ONE! 132 00:05:53,074 --> 00:05:54,990 UM... UH... 133 00:05:54,990 --> 00:05:56,531 CAN YOU REPEAT THE QUESTION? 134 00:05:58,823 --> 00:06:01,698 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS? 135 00:06:01,698 --> 00:06:02,740 - ROUND. FLAT. 136 00:06:02,740 --> 00:06:03,865 UH, HEXAGON. 137 00:06:03,865 --> 00:06:05,615 SQUARE PANTS. 138 00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:07,074 OH! 139 00:06:07,074 --> 00:06:08,823 IT'S RIGHT ON THE TIP OF MY TONGUE. 140 00:06:08,823 --> 00:06:09,823 FIVE SECONDS. 141 00:06:09,823 --> 00:06:10,907 - DAH! UM, UM... 142 00:06:10,907 --> 00:06:11,990 OH, JEEZ. TRAPEZOID. 143 00:06:11,990 --> 00:06:13,531 UH, PENTAGON. AMORPHOUS. 144 00:06:13,531 --> 00:06:15,032 - TIME'S UP! - TRIANGLE! 145 00:06:15,032 --> 00:06:17,074 - I... NO. 146 00:06:17,074 --> 00:06:19,949 IDIOTS WRECKING MY BOAT. 147 00:06:19,949 --> 00:06:22,740 SO... WHO WON YOUR STUPID QUIZ? 148 00:06:22,740 --> 00:06:24,157 IT WAS A TIE. 149 00:06:24,157 --> 00:06:25,782 WELL, IT WASN'T A TIE, 150 00:06:25,782 --> 00:06:27,782 BUT WE HAD LOTS OF FUN. 151 00:06:27,782 --> 00:06:29,448 LET ME SEE THAT. 152 00:06:30,990 --> 00:06:32,740 A TRIANGLE? 153 00:06:32,740 --> 00:06:34,323 HA HA! 154 00:06:34,323 --> 00:06:36,365 PATRICK DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOU. 155 00:06:36,365 --> 00:06:39,323 AND HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR BEST FRIEND? 156 00:06:39,323 --> 00:06:40,531 I KNOW. 157 00:06:40,531 --> 00:06:42,531 IT'S LIKE WE'RE NOT FRIENDS AT ALL. 158 00:06:42,531 --> 00:06:44,865 - NOW, NOW, PATRICK MAY NOT HAVE PASSED THE QUIZ, 159 00:06:44,865 --> 00:06:46,490 BUT LIKE A TRUE BEST FRIEND, 160 00:06:46,490 --> 00:06:49,657 HE'S ALWAYS RIGHT HERE FOR ME, RIGHT, PATRICK? 161 00:06:49,657 --> 00:06:50,949 PATRICK? 162 00:06:54,490 --> 00:06:55,698 ICE CREAM! 163 00:06:56,698 --> 00:06:58,115 ISN'T A FRIEND AT ALL. 164 00:07:01,657 --> 00:07:02,865 HEY, SPONGEBOB! 165 00:07:02,865 --> 00:07:04,990 I GOT YOU AN ICE CREAM! 166 00:07:04,990 --> 00:07:06,907 - THANK YOU, BEST FRIEND PATRICK. 167 00:07:06,907 --> 00:07:08,615 IT'S YOUR FAVORITE, 168 00:07:08,615 --> 00:07:12,448 AND EXTRA BACON BITS. 169 00:07:12,448 --> 00:07:15,032 - PATRICK, THIS IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM. 170 00:07:15,032 --> 00:07:16,782 MY FAVORITE IS PLAIN VANILLA. 171 00:07:16,782 --> 00:07:18,657 - OH. OH, RIGHT. 172 00:07:18,657 --> 00:07:22,323 WELL, MORE ICE CREAM FOR ME. 173 00:07:22,323 --> 00:07:25,823 OH, OOH, CAN I BORROW FIVE BUCKS? 174 00:07:25,823 --> 00:07:27,032 HERE! 175 00:07:27,032 --> 00:07:29,365 TAKE YOUR DIRTY, ROTTEN MONEY! 176 00:07:30,448 --> 00:07:33,199 I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU ANYMORE! 177 00:07:35,365 --> 00:07:37,323 EH, WHAT'S WITH HIM? 178 00:07:37,323 --> 00:07:39,782 - I GUESS HE DIDN'T WANT ANY ICE CREAM. 179 00:07:58,907 --> 00:08:01,199 IT JUST ISN'T FAIR. 180 00:08:02,531 --> 00:08:05,698 WHO NEEDS PATRICK, ANYWAYS? 181 00:08:05,698 --> 00:08:08,657 REST OF MY LIFE, HERE I COME. 182 00:08:08,657 --> 00:08:10,615 OH, HEY, THERE, SPONGEBOB! 183 00:08:10,615 --> 00:08:12,990 - BE STRONG, BE STRONG, BE STRONG, BE STRONG. 184 00:08:12,990 --> 00:08:15,199 GOOD AFTERNOON, MR. STAR. 185 00:08:15,199 --> 00:08:16,323 HMPH. 186 00:08:16,323 --> 00:08:18,115 SEE YA LATER. 187 00:08:21,907 --> 00:08:23,365 OH, SANDY! 188 00:08:23,365 --> 00:08:24,657 IT WAS AWFUL! 189 00:08:24,657 --> 00:08:26,032 TRULY AWFUL! 190 00:08:26,032 --> 00:08:29,199 COMPLETE STRANGERS. 191 00:08:29,199 --> 00:08:30,865 - YOU DON'T NEED 192 00:08:30,865 --> 00:08:32,323 ABOUT YOUR BEST FRIEND. 193 00:08:32,323 --> 00:08:34,032 THAT'S WHAT KEEPS THE FRIENDSHIP INTERESTING. 194 00:08:34,032 --> 00:08:35,199 REALLY? 195 00:08:36,323 --> 00:08:37,531 JUST NEED SOME TIME APART. 196 00:08:37,531 --> 00:08:38,949 YEAH. 197 00:08:38,949 --> 00:08:41,323 I'LL HAVE LOTS OF FUN WITHOUT PATRICK. 198 00:08:45,657 --> 00:08:47,907 WHAT A CRYBABY. 199 00:08:50,448 --> 00:08:51,615 I DON'T NEED PATRICK. 200 00:08:51,615 --> 00:08:54,573 ALL BY MYSELF. 201 00:08:54,573 --> 00:08:56,949 OOH! I COULD GO JELLYFISHING. 202 00:08:56,949 --> 00:08:59,323 JELLYFISHING. 203 00:09:01,865 --> 00:09:03,323 I COULD PLAY LEAP FROG! 204 00:09:09,531 --> 00:09:11,323 I COULD BLOW BUBBLES! 205 00:09:15,115 --> 00:09:17,615 UH, MAYBE NOT. 206 00:09:20,907 --> 00:09:22,199 OH, THAT'S PATRICK! 207 00:09:25,740 --> 00:09:26,740 I CAN'T LET HIM SEE ME. 208 00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:35,907 - WELL, HE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE MISSING ME AT ALL. 209 00:09:39,032 --> 00:09:41,907 - NICE THAT HE'S GOTTEN OVER OUR FRIENDSHIP SO QUICKLY. 210 00:09:52,657 --> 00:09:56,740 AT THE GYM? 211 00:09:56,740 --> 00:10:00,032 AND HE'S HANGING OUT WITH LARRY THE LOBSTER? 212 00:10:00,032 --> 00:10:02,115 MAYBE I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT PATRICK EITHER. 213 00:10:12,865 --> 00:10:14,531 PATRICK SHOPPING FOR COOKERY? 214 00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:16,032 VERY SUSPICIOUS. 215 00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:18,032 HE'S COMING BACK. 216 00:10:36,907 --> 00:10:39,823 HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, PATRICK. 217 00:10:39,823 --> 00:10:41,157 HI, SPONGEBOB. 218 00:10:41,157 --> 00:10:42,990 TO SEE YOU. 219 00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:45,032 OH, I'LL BE YOU WERE... 220 00:10:45,032 --> 00:10:48,157 BEST FRIEND LARRY, I SUPPOSE? 221 00:10:48,157 --> 00:10:50,406 - WHOA, SETTLE DOWN, LITTLE DUDE. 222 00:10:50,406 --> 00:10:53,657 I DON'T TO GET IN THE MIDDLE OF WHATEVER... THIS IS. 223 00:10:56,115 --> 00:10:58,990 AND GOOD LOOKS... 224 00:10:58,990 --> 00:11:00,573 - I KNOW. HE IS PRETTY AMAZING. 225 00:11:00,573 --> 00:11:02,740 HE'S NOT MY BEST FRIEND. 226 00:11:02,740 --> 00:11:05,157 BUY A PRESENT? 227 00:11:05,157 --> 00:11:06,865 - WHO FOR? SANDY? 228 00:11:06,865 --> 00:11:10,740 - NO, FOR MY REAL BEST FRIEND SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS. 229 00:11:11,823 --> 00:11:13,657 - REALLY? FOR ME? 230 00:11:13,657 --> 00:11:14,490 WHAT IS IT? 231 00:11:14,490 --> 00:11:15,615 OH! 232 00:11:15,615 --> 00:11:17,657 I LOVE IT. 233 00:11:17,657 --> 00:11:20,740 YOU DO KNOW ME, BEST FRIEND. 234 00:11:20,740 --> 00:11:22,907 I GOT A PAIR FOR ME TOO! 235 00:11:22,907 --> 00:11:26,698 - OH, YOU'RE THE BESTEST BEST FRIEND, PATRICK! 236 00:11:26,698 --> 00:11:27,865 HOW DO I LOOK? 237 00:11:27,865 --> 00:11:29,323 AH! 238 00:11:29,323 --> 00:11:31,365 HOW SHOULD I KNOW, MYSTERIOUS STRANGER? 239 00:11:31,365 --> 00:11:32,657 AAHHHH! 240 00:11:32,657 --> 00:11:33,823 AHH! 241 00:11:33,823 --> 00:11:34,990 WHY ME? 242 00:11:52,782 --> 00:11:54,323 PEARL, COME ON! 243 00:11:54,323 --> 00:11:57,740 IS FILLING UP. 244 00:11:57,740 --> 00:12:00,698 THIS IS GONNA BE SO TOTALLY, LIKE, FUN! 245 00:12:00,698 --> 00:12:02,615 HEY, PEARL. 246 00:12:02,615 --> 00:12:03,782 BARNACLES. 247 00:12:03,782 --> 00:12:06,199 SPONGEBOB, WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? 248 00:12:06,199 --> 00:12:08,115 IS THAT YOUR BOYFRIEND? 249 00:12:08,115 --> 00:12:11,573 WELL, I AM A BOY. 250 00:12:11,573 --> 00:12:14,573 AND I AM HER FRIEND. 251 00:12:18,615 --> 00:12:21,865 - SPONGEBOB, STAND HERE FOR A SECOND. 252 00:12:24,157 --> 00:12:28,365 THIS MOMENT FOR POSTERITY. 253 00:12:31,115 --> 00:12:32,907 PEARL'S GOT A BOYFRIEND! 254 00:12:32,907 --> 00:12:34,865 PEARL'S GOT A BOYFRIEND! 255 00:12:34,865 --> 00:12:36,949 - I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD A GIRLFRIEND. 256 00:12:36,949 --> 00:12:40,074 - QUIET! HE IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND! 257 00:12:40,074 --> 00:12:41,740 WELL, THAT WAS FAST. 258 00:12:41,740 --> 00:12:43,115 DON'T WORRY, BUDDY. 259 00:12:43,115 --> 00:12:45,573 THERE'S PLENTY OF FISH IN THE STREETCAR. 260 00:12:45,573 --> 00:12:48,157 ANYWAY, LET'S GO TO THE RIDE. 261 00:12:48,157 --> 00:12:49,157 BYE, PEARL. 262 00:12:49,157 --> 00:12:51,074 TELL MR. KRABS I SAID, "HI!" 263 00:12:51,074 --> 00:12:53,740 LET'S BOUNCE, PATRICK. 264 00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:54,782 PATRICK? 265 00:12:57,074 --> 00:12:59,448 - BUSY. I'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU LATER. 266 00:13:04,531 --> 00:13:05,615 NEXT. 267 00:13:05,615 --> 00:13:07,490 COME ON, PEARL. 268 00:13:07,490 --> 00:13:08,406 SORRY. 269 00:13:08,406 --> 00:13:10,323 ONLY TWO PER CAR. 270 00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:12,448 YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE NEXT CAR. 271 00:13:12,448 --> 00:13:15,032 ANY SINGLE RIDERS, COME TO THE FRONT. 272 00:13:15,032 --> 00:13:16,615 - OH! I'M A SINGLE RIDER! 273 00:13:16,615 --> 00:13:18,323 EXCUSE ME. PARDON ME. 274 00:13:18,323 --> 00:13:19,990 EXCUSE ME. PARDON ME. 275 00:13:19,990 --> 00:13:23,657 AFTER YOU, FELLOW SINGLE RIDER PEARL. 276 00:13:23,657 --> 00:13:25,531 UGH. 277 00:13:28,406 --> 00:13:31,157 INSIDE AT ALL TIMES, 278 00:13:31,157 --> 00:13:34,323 UNTIL THE RIDE IS OVER. 279 00:13:34,323 --> 00:13:35,157 THANK YOU. 280 00:13:35,157 --> 00:13:37,074 - UM, PEARL? YOUR ARM. 281 00:13:37,074 --> 00:13:38,615 IT'S OUTSIDE THE BOAT. 282 00:13:38,615 --> 00:13:41,990 - UGH, I WILL PUT MY ARM IN THE BOAT. 283 00:13:41,990 --> 00:13:43,365 BUT DON'T TOUCH ME. 284 00:13:43,365 --> 00:13:44,615 DON'T TALK TO ME. 285 00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:46,406 DON'T EVEN LOOK AT ME! 286 00:13:53,990 --> 00:13:56,365 BORING! 287 00:13:57,990 --> 00:14:00,448 WILL MY ARROW FIND HER HEART? 288 00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:01,907 OHHH. 289 00:14:01,907 --> 00:14:05,032 THIS RIDE IS LAME! 290 00:14:05,032 --> 00:14:08,406 HEY, YOU'RE ALLOWED TO SPEAK NOW. 291 00:14:10,115 --> 00:14:11,740 I BET MR. KRABS WOULD GET A KICK OUT OF THIS RIDE. 292 00:14:11,740 --> 00:14:13,157 DON'T YOU THINK? 293 00:14:13,157 --> 00:14:14,323 I MEAN, HE'S SO TOUGH ON THE OUTSIDE, 294 00:14:14,323 --> 00:14:15,490 BUT HE'S GOT A SOFT SIDE TOO. 295 00:14:15,490 --> 00:14:16,782 YOU KNOW, THIS ONE TIME 296 00:14:16,782 --> 00:14:18,323 BECAUSE MY SNAIL GARY, HE WAS SICK, 297 00:14:18,323 --> 00:14:19,615 FIVE MINUTES EARLY. 298 00:14:19,615 --> 00:14:21,573 ISN'T THAT HE SWEETEST THING YOU'VE EVER HEARD? 299 00:14:21,573 --> 00:14:24,115 BLA-BLAH-BLA-BLA-BLAH! BLA-BLA-BLAH BLA-BLAH! 300 00:14:26,698 --> 00:14:29,199 THAT MR. KRABS YELLED AT ME 301 00:14:29,199 --> 00:14:31,074 BEFORE HE DID, 302 00:14:31,074 --> 00:14:32,323 AND HE DIDN'T EVEN DOCK MY PAY. 303 00:14:32,323 --> 00:14:33,531 WHAT A SWEET MAN. 304 00:14:33,531 --> 00:14:34,823 DAH! 305 00:14:34,823 --> 00:14:37,573 EVEN MORE BORING, 306 00:14:37,573 --> 00:14:39,323 IF SUCH A THING IS POSSIBLE. 307 00:14:39,323 --> 00:14:40,782 - YOU'RE SUPPOSED 308 00:14:40,782 --> 00:14:43,573 TO A COMPLEE-EE-EET! 309 00:14:46,615 --> 00:14:47,990 STOP. 310 00:14:52,157 --> 00:14:53,531 WHAT WAS THAT? 311 00:14:53,531 --> 00:14:55,157 ATTENTION SWEETHEARTS. 312 00:14:55,157 --> 00:14:57,157 TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. 313 00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:58,698 PLEASE REMAIN SEATED. 314 00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:00,990 - OH, GREAT. JUST GREAT. 315 00:15:02,698 --> 00:15:03,823 BREAKING NEWS. 316 00:15:05,199 --> 00:15:07,698 A TUNNEL OF TERROR. 317 00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:08,865 JUST HOURS AGO, 318 00:15:10,531 --> 00:15:12,157 MYSTERIOUSLY STOPPED, 319 00:15:12,157 --> 00:15:14,365 INSIDE. 320 00:15:14,365 --> 00:15:15,990 WE HAVE THE YOUTHS' FRIEND HERE, 321 00:15:17,365 --> 00:15:19,323 THE TWO SWEETHEARTS. 322 00:15:19,323 --> 00:15:20,406 IT'S TRUE! 323 00:15:20,406 --> 00:15:22,782 WITH OUR LIVES! 324 00:15:22,782 --> 00:15:24,365 IT WAS HORRIBLE! 325 00:15:25,782 --> 00:15:27,531 OF YOUR FRIEND? 326 00:15:27,531 --> 00:15:30,907 - PEARL... AND HER BOYFRIEND SPONGEBOB. 327 00:15:32,406 --> 00:15:33,698 SO THERE YOU HAVE IT. 328 00:15:33,698 --> 00:15:35,406 AS TIME QUICKLY RUNS OUT, 329 00:15:37,907 --> 00:15:39,615 AND SPONGEBOB. 330 00:15:39,615 --> 00:15:41,323 OH, NO! 331 00:15:41,323 --> 00:15:44,323 I'M OUT OF CORAL ON A STICK! 332 00:15:44,323 --> 00:15:46,698 THE FRIED BARNACLES. 333 00:15:46,698 --> 00:15:49,032 - AT THIS TIME, 334 00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:50,907 FOR THE LITTLE YELLOW SPONGE. 335 00:15:50,907 --> 00:15:51,990 NO! 336 00:15:51,990 --> 00:15:54,698 THIS IS MY WORST NIGHTMARE! 337 00:15:54,698 --> 00:15:56,323 I DON'T HAVE A DRINK! 338 00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:57,365 - HEY! DOOFUS! 339 00:15:57,365 --> 00:15:58,823 HUH? 340 00:16:00,865 --> 00:16:02,865 AND HE MAY NEVER ESCAPE. 341 00:16:02,865 --> 00:16:04,615 YOU MEAN SPONGEBOB? 342 00:16:06,615 --> 00:16:08,323 I'M COMING, SPONGEBOB! 343 00:16:08,323 --> 00:16:11,199 - HOLD IT. NO ONE BEYOND THIS POINT. 344 00:16:11,199 --> 00:16:13,365 IS TRAPPED IN THERE. 345 00:16:13,365 --> 00:16:14,865 YOU GOT TO LET ME THROUGH. 346 00:16:14,865 --> 00:16:16,448 NO CAN DO, BIG GUY. 347 00:16:16,448 --> 00:16:17,698 TOO DANGEROUS. 348 00:16:17,698 --> 00:16:19,323 FINE. 349 00:16:21,531 --> 00:16:24,323 WELL, MR. POLICE GUY WON'T LET ME IN THE FRONT, HUH? 350 00:16:24,323 --> 00:16:27,115 WELL, I'LL JUST HAVE TO FIND MY OWN WAY IN. 351 00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:30,949 LET'S SEE. 352 00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:32,365 WHERE COULD SPONGEBOB BE? 353 00:16:32,365 --> 00:16:33,406 AHA! 354 00:16:33,406 --> 00:16:35,865 "CONGRATULATIONS. 355 00:16:35,865 --> 00:16:39,698 "YOU HAVE FOU... FOUND... 356 00:16:39,698 --> 00:16:40,531 YOUR FRIEND"! 357 00:16:40,531 --> 00:16:41,949 OH! 358 00:16:41,949 --> 00:16:43,615 THIS DOOR! 359 00:16:43,615 --> 00:16:45,782 I'M COMING TO GET YOU, BUDDY! 360 00:16:45,782 --> 00:16:47,032 UGH! 361 00:16:47,032 --> 00:16:48,823 SPONGEBOB? 362 00:16:48,823 --> 00:16:51,531 WELL, THERE YOU ARE. 363 00:16:51,531 --> 00:16:52,740 HANG IN THERE. 364 00:16:52,740 --> 00:16:56,115 I'LL FREE YOU FROM YOUR SHACKLES. 365 00:16:56,115 --> 00:16:57,865 YOU'RE OKAY NOW, BUDDY. 366 00:16:57,865 --> 00:16:59,406 GO TO YOUR HAPPY PLACE. 367 00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:04,823 - BAH! - AH! 368 00:17:06,990 --> 00:17:08,323 DON'T WORRY, LITTLE GIRL. 369 00:17:08,323 --> 00:17:10,323 WE'RE WORKING AS FAST AS WE CAN. 370 00:17:10,323 --> 00:17:11,823 THAT WASN'T ME. 371 00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:13,615 THAT WAS SPONGEBOB. 372 00:17:13,615 --> 00:17:15,657 THANK YOU, LITTLE BOY. 373 00:17:16,823 --> 00:17:17,823 DON'T FRET, PEARL. 374 00:17:17,823 --> 00:17:19,032 IT'S JUST THE DARK. 375 00:17:19,032 --> 00:17:20,615 NOTHING SCARY ABOUT THE DARK. 376 00:17:20,615 --> 00:17:23,032 IT'S WHAT'S IN THE DARK YOU GOT TO WATCH OUT FOR. 377 00:17:23,032 --> 00:17:25,074 MONSTERS, CREEPS, GHOULS, 378 00:17:25,074 --> 00:17:26,074 CLOWNS, 379 00:17:26,074 --> 00:17:27,323 WITCHES, WEREWOLVES, 380 00:17:27,323 --> 00:17:28,323 CLOWNS, 381 00:17:28,323 --> 00:17:29,990 CRAWLY THINGS, CRAWLY CLOWNS. 382 00:17:29,990 --> 00:17:30,990 THOSE ARE THE WORST! 383 00:17:30,990 --> 00:17:32,865 THE CRAWLY CLOWNS! 384 00:17:32,865 --> 00:17:34,615 WELL, WHATEVER, SPONGEBOB. 385 00:17:34,615 --> 00:17:36,448 I'M GONNA FIND MY WAY OUT. 386 00:17:36,448 --> 00:17:38,199 PEARL, I WOULDN'T DO THAT. 387 00:17:38,199 --> 00:17:40,406 YOU'RE NOT KEEPING YOUR ARMS AND LEGS INSIDE THE BOAT! 388 00:17:40,406 --> 00:17:41,490 PEARL, WAIT. 389 00:17:41,490 --> 00:17:43,074 I SHOULD PROBABLY ACCOMPANY YOU, 390 00:17:43,074 --> 00:17:44,365 YOU KNOW, IN CASE... 391 00:17:44,365 --> 00:17:46,406 THERE'S ANYTHING IN THE DARKNESS, LURKING. 392 00:17:46,406 --> 00:17:47,365 FINE. 393 00:17:47,365 --> 00:17:48,907 AFTER YOU. 394 00:17:48,907 --> 00:17:52,199 - OKAY, I'LL JUST FEARLESSLY LEAD THE WAY. 395 00:17:52,199 --> 00:17:53,490 AHHH! 396 00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:54,406 SNAKES! 397 00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:56,698 THOSE ARE STREAMERS, FOOL! 398 00:17:56,698 --> 00:17:58,406 - BAH! AH. 399 00:17:58,406 --> 00:18:00,199 MAYBE I'LL JUST STAY UP HERE, 400 00:18:00,199 --> 00:18:01,949 FOR ANY OTHER CREEPIES. 401 00:18:01,949 --> 00:18:04,365 OH, GROW UP, SPONGEBOB. 402 00:18:04,365 --> 00:18:06,115 THERE AREN'T ANY CREEPIES. 403 00:18:06,115 --> 00:18:07,949 THERE AREN'T ANY CRAWLIES. 404 00:18:07,949 --> 00:18:09,573 THERE AREN'T ANY SNAKES. 405 00:18:09,573 --> 00:18:12,907 FOR A WAY OUT OF HERE! 406 00:18:12,907 --> 00:18:14,615 - OKAY, PEARL, YOU'VE MADE YOU POINT. 407 00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:17,823 I'LL STOP TALKING ABOUT OGRES AND VAMPIRE BAT FISH... 408 00:18:17,823 --> 00:18:19,199 AND SHARKS AND... 409 00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:20,615 SPONGEBOB! 410 00:18:20,615 --> 00:18:22,865 - AND I WON'T TALK ABOUT... ZOMBIES! 411 00:18:22,865 --> 00:18:24,615 OHH! AYEGH! 412 00:18:24,615 --> 00:18:25,865 SPONGEBOB! 413 00:18:25,865 --> 00:18:28,199 OR GHOSTLY PIRATES! 414 00:18:28,199 --> 00:18:30,323 OR LABORATORY CREATURES. 415 00:18:30,323 --> 00:18:32,323 SPONGEBOB! 416 00:18:32,323 --> 00:18:33,990 FROM ANOTHER PLANET. 417 00:18:33,990 --> 00:18:36,782 - OKAY, SPONGEBOB! OKAY! 418 00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:37,990 OR BUS DRIVERS. 419 00:18:37,990 --> 00:18:39,531 - AGH! THAT'S ENOUGH! 420 00:18:40,573 --> 00:18:42,157 - SHH! DID YOU HEAR THAT? 421 00:18:42,157 --> 00:18:45,157 NOW I'M SCARED, SPONGEBOB. 422 00:18:45,157 --> 00:18:47,157 A CRAWLY WERECLOWN. 423 00:18:47,157 --> 00:18:48,490 BUT THERE'S NO SUCH THING! 424 00:18:48,490 --> 00:18:50,573 OH, HE'S HERE. 425 00:18:50,573 --> 00:18:52,573 OOH! 426 00:18:52,573 --> 00:18:54,323 AHH! 427 00:18:59,490 --> 00:19:01,406 - HA HA. NEEGH. 428 00:19:03,907 --> 00:19:05,490 NOT ANOTHER SKUNK. 429 00:19:05,490 --> 00:19:06,698 UGH! 430 00:19:06,698 --> 00:19:09,323 HOW DID YOU BEAT ME AGAIN? 431 00:19:09,323 --> 00:19:13,782 HEY, YOU, YOU FIND IT FUNNY TO LOCK UP MY FRIEND? 432 00:19:13,782 --> 00:19:16,074 HEY, I AM TALKING TOWARDS YOU! 433 00:19:16,074 --> 00:19:18,490 WHO RIPPED THIS APART? 434 00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:22,615 WHO THAT DULLARD IS. 435 00:19:22,615 --> 00:19:25,698 THAT YOU KIDNAPPED SPONGEBOB. 436 00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:27,199 - YEAH, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOUR FRIEND. 437 00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:28,990 I'M JUST THE ELECTRICIAN. 438 00:19:28,990 --> 00:19:30,157 WHOA. 439 00:19:30,157 --> 00:19:32,448 I SEE YOU ARE A MAGICIAN. 440 00:19:32,448 --> 00:19:35,740 DOES NOT ERASE WHAT YOU'VE DONE. 441 00:19:35,740 --> 00:19:36,865 YOU NEED TO RELAX. 442 00:19:36,865 --> 00:19:38,199 HAVE A SEAT AND COOL OFF. 443 00:19:38,199 --> 00:19:40,323 - JEEZ, SOME PEOPLE ARE SO PUSHY. 444 00:19:40,323 --> 00:19:43,365 - JUST DON'T SIT ON... THE LEVER! 445 00:19:45,823 --> 00:19:47,990 SUPER FAST MODE. 446 00:19:47,990 --> 00:19:50,115 YOU TOLD ME TO SIT ON IT. 447 00:19:50,115 --> 00:19:51,865 AH. 448 00:19:53,323 --> 00:19:55,240 - WHAT'S THAT SOUND? - I DON'T KNOW. 449 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:57,490 HOLD ME, SPONGEBOB! 450 00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:00,865 HUH? 451 00:20:03,115 --> 00:20:05,990 HEY! THE HALL OF GREAT ROMANCE. 452 00:20:05,990 --> 00:20:08,448 - OKAY, OKAY, I THINK I HEARD YOU. 453 00:20:08,448 --> 00:20:10,657 ON ANYTHING ELSE. 454 00:20:10,657 --> 00:20:13,490 I'LL JUST GINGERLY LEAN ON THIS WALL. 455 00:20:14,490 --> 00:20:16,615 HUH? 456 00:20:16,615 --> 00:20:19,740 NOOOOOO! 457 00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:22,157 WOW, HOW ROMANTICAL. 458 00:20:22,157 --> 00:20:25,949 - P'SHH! I IMAGINED IT BIGGER. 459 00:20:28,281 --> 00:20:29,406 LOOK, PEARL! 460 00:20:29,406 --> 00:20:31,657 A SWEET, ADORABLE CHERUB. 461 00:20:36,199 --> 00:20:38,990 PEARL, I DON'T THINK THIS IS THE TUNNEL OF GLOVE. 462 00:20:38,990 --> 00:20:41,823 IT'S THE TUNNEL OF EVIL! 463 00:20:50,323 --> 00:20:52,323 JEEZ, PEARL. 464 00:20:54,323 --> 00:20:56,199 GOSH, STUPID KID. 465 00:20:58,323 --> 00:20:59,698 - HEY-YA! 466 00:20:59,698 --> 00:21:00,990 NICE FACILITIES. 467 00:21:00,990 --> 00:21:02,531 GREAT WATER PRESSURE. 468 00:21:05,323 --> 00:21:07,823 NEPTUNE'S MOTHER! 469 00:21:09,615 --> 00:21:10,782 WHAT'S THAT NOISE? 470 00:21:20,782 --> 00:21:21,782 RARGH! 471 00:21:33,865 --> 00:21:36,406 SHE'S GONNA BLOW! 472 00:21:36,406 --> 00:21:38,323 NOOO! 473 00:21:50,323 --> 00:21:51,573 HA... 474 00:21:51,573 --> 00:21:54,032 I GUESS THAT TURNED OUT TO BE... 475 00:21:54,032 --> 00:21:55,199 KIND OF FUN. 476 00:21:55,199 --> 00:21:56,698 HEHE, YEAH. 477 00:21:58,698 --> 00:22:01,490 SPONGEBOB IS YOUR BOYFRIEND. 478 00:22:01,490 --> 00:22:02,615 EW! 479 00:22:02,615 --> 00:22:05,157 DO I HAVE TO SAY IT? 480 00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:06,157 EWWW! 481 00:22:06,157 --> 00:22:07,323 GROSS. 482 00:22:07,323 --> 00:22:09,032 OH, DON'T DENY IT. 483 00:22:09,032 --> 00:22:10,615 YOU WERE TOTALLY HUGGING HIM. 484 00:22:12,698 --> 00:22:14,823 HE'S TOTALLY YOUR BOYFRIEND! 485 00:22:18,323 --> 00:22:20,406 HOWDY, KIDS! 486 00:22:20,406 --> 00:22:23,573 - AH! CRAWLY CLOWN! 487 00:22:26,990 --> 00:22:28,698 YOU UNDERSTAND, GIRLS. 488 00:22:28,698 --> 00:22:30,573 FOR POSTERITY. 489 00:22:34,740 --> 00:22:35,865 YOU GONNA FINISH THAT? 490 00:22:39,448 --> 00:22:42,406 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com