ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
SQUAREPANTS!
BIKINI BOTTOM ACTION NEWS!
THIS YEAR'S SLEIGH RACE.
$1 MILLION.
HAS ENTERED,
BUT ONLY ONE HOPEFUL WILL WIN.
LIVE AT THE SCENE.
- THE TENSION'S BUILDING UP
TO WIN THE PRIZE.
SO MR. KRABS CAN FIX UP THE KRUSTY KRAB.
RIGHT, GARY?
I HEAR YA.
ALL THE KRABBY PATTIES I WANT.
THE HEAVY ARTILLERY.
GOOEY WORMS.
- UH, PATRICK, THOSE DON'T MOVE.
- SURE THEY DO. GIDDY-UP!
YA!
SEE?
YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE, KRABS.
I MEAN, MY WORM AND I ARE GONNA WHIP YOUR TAILFIN!
RIGHT, WORM?
RUFF, RUFF.
AND WITH THE PRIZE MONEY,
I'LL TOPPLE YOUR RESTAURANT EMPIRE ONCE AND FOR ALL!
- HA! WHERE FETCHIN' MONEY'S INVOLVED,
NOBODY TOPPLES ME.
- CONTESTANTS, READY YOUR SLEDS.
EXCUSE ME, SIR.
HOW DO YOU THINK YOU'LL DO IN THE RACE?
- HELLO OUT THERE, BIKINI BOTTOM.
I'M GLAD I CAN FINALLY TALK
ON TELEVISION.
BEST OF LUCK TO YOU.
OH, EXCUSE ME, MISS.
ON YOUR MARK...
SO LONG, SUCKERS.
GET SET...
GO!
- COME ON, WORMIES! GIDDY-UP!
HMM.
ALONE AT LAST!
NOW THERE'S NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND THE SECRET FORMULA.
COME ON, BOYS!
GET ME TO THE GREENBACKS!
I THINK NOT, OLD MAN.
TURBO BOOST, KAREN.
NO!
I CAN'T LET HIM WIN!
- DON'T WORRY. HE WON'T.
I WILL.
YEE-HAW!
HI, SPONGEBOB.
HI, PATRICK.
WHERE'S YOUR SLEIGH?
I DON'T KNOW.
- HOP IN. WE'LL GIVE YOU A LIFT.
COME ON, GARY!
LOCKED?
THIS ALONG.
OW.
I'M GONNA NEED SOMETHING WITH MORE FIREPOWER.
- WHOO-WEE!
LOOKS LIKE I LOST 'EM.
THE REMOTE SHORTED OUT.
IN HIGH GEAR.
- THOSE DIMWITS DON'T STAND
AGAINST MY IMPORTED WORM.
AHH.
HEY, WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?
OH, I BEG YOUR PUDDING.
IT'S TEA TIME, ISN'T IT?
- I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
TEA TIME.
CONCEPTS.
WHOA! WHOA!
AH!
WOW! LOOK AT THAT!
SQUIDWARD!
BUDDY!
HE DOESN'T LOOK SO HOT.
WE BETTER TAKE HIM WITH US.
GOOD IDEA.
PATRICK, DID YOU HEAR THAT?
YEAH.
SANDY?
TH-TH-TH-TH-THANKS, GUYS.
- NO PROBLEM. RIGHT, GARE?
- SNIFF OUT THE MONEY, LITTLE GUYS.
COME ON. MUSH.
WAIT A MINUTE.
I WAS GONNA FEED YOU, HONEST.
- HELP! - HI, MR. KRABS.
- I'VE JUST BEEN TURNED
BY ME OWN WORMS.
- AH! HOP IN, SIR.
WE'LL GET YOU OUT OF HERE.
MUCH APPRECIATED, BOY.
- FASTER! - FASTER! FASTER!
FASTER! FASTER!
FASTER!
THIS IS A DEAD END!
- GOOD JOB, GARY!
WAY TO GO!
- GREAT. NOW WE'RE TRAPPED.
GOOD THINKING, SQUIRREL.
FOR AT LEAST...
A FEW HOURS.
OOH.
IT'S S-S-S-SO C-C-COLD.
- HEY! HOW ABOUT A CAMPFIRE SONG?
NO SINGING!
SQUIDWARD!
- ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
SOMEBODY GET ME A BLANKET.
HEY, SQUIDWARD.
WHAT'S WITH THE EXTRA FOOT, BUDDY?
HUH?
THIS ISN'T MINE.
WHOA!
NOT YOU AGAIN.
- HA! SLIMY SNOW VERMIN!
YOU MISSED!
THAT WEREN'T THE ATTACK.
HUH?
HIT THE DECK!
- GARY!
OH, NO, NOT AGAIN.
SHE'S RELOADING.
NOW'S OUR CHANCE TO SCRAM.
FORMIDABLE CREATURE?
- THAT, ME BOY,
SNOW MOLLUSK.
JUST A MYTH.
- OH, I ASSURE YOU SHE'S NO MYTH.
SHE'S AS REAL AS SANTY CLAUS.
'TWAS BACK WHEN I WAS
AND I FIRST TANGLED.
DON'T TELL ME, MR. KRABS.
WITH YOUR BARE CLAWS.
FROM CERTAIN DOOM.
NO, THAT DIDN'T WORK.
IN ONE SWIFT SWALLOW.
OH, MY.
WELL, AT LEAST YOU
TO TELL THE TALE.
- WEREN'T BRAVERY THAT GOT US OUT.
LET'S JUST SAY WE
FOR NATURE TO TAKE ITS COURSE.
- HMM? OH!
EWW.
STORY TIME,
BUT I'D LIKE TO NOT GET EATEN TODAY.
GARY, STEP ON IT!
WHOA, YEAH, GARY!
YOU ARE REALLY MOTORING NOW.
RIGHT, GUYS?
WE FORGOT SQUIDWARD!
LEFT, GARY! LEFT!
THERE HE IS!
PATRICK, I NEED A GOOEY WORM.
- OH, BE GENTLE. IT'S MY LAST ONE.
HOLD TIGHT, BUDDY.
SPONGEBOB, COME ON!
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
MMM. NUM-NUM.
- OOH-WEE!
THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE, WASN'T IT, MR. KRABS?
HUH?
OF ALL THE HORNSWAGGLES!
THE BANDIT'S TRYING
WITH THE PRIZE HISSELF!
I'D SOONER SWALLOW
OH!
- WE CAN'T LET
TO THE LOOT.
FULL STEAM AHEAD AND DON'T STOP FOR NOTHING, GARY!
HEY!
- WHAT'S THE BIG EMERGENCY, PATRICK?
I SAW SOMETHING SHINY.
- OH, WELL, LET'S JUST DROP EVERYTHING THEN.
- WELL, WAIT, SANDY, I SEE IT TOO.
IT LOOKS LIKE KAREN.
KAREN?
- I'D SAY SHE'S IN SWIFT NEED OF A REBOOT.
HEE-YA!
- YOU CAN'T STAND A CHANCE, KRABS.
HUH?
PLANKTON?
DON'T TAIL KRABS.
- POOR GUY. THE ICE IS REALLY GETTIN' TO HIM.
HIM OUT QUICK! I'M GONNA SIT ON HIM.
- PATRICK, NO! HE'S VERY...
FRAGILE.
KRABS... STAND.
A SIMULACRA!
- SANDY, PLEASE! LANGUAGE.
NAW, SILLY.
I'M SAYING PLANKTON SENT A ROBOTIC DUMMY IN HIS STEAD.
THAT'S RIGHT.
IN WARM,
IN THIS BITTER TUNDRA.
IN FACT, THIS WHOLE RACE WAS A PLOT DEVISED BY PLANKTON.
DISTRACTED,
HE'S FREE TO PURSUE THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA UNDETECTED.
- PURSUE? FORMULA?
WE GOT TO FIND MR. KRABS RIGHT NOW.
DO YOU PROPOSE WE FIND HIM?
- I SAW MR. KRABS PASS BY JUST BEFORE MY SYSTEM FAILED,
HEADING SOUTHWEST.
- WELL, WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?
YOU HEARD THE LADY, GARY.
SOUTHWEST!
MUSH! MUSH!
OUCH!
TO FLAME, EH?
I'LL HAVE TO GET
A LITTLE MORE DESTRUCTIVE!
AHEM.
I MEANT DESTRUCTIVE!
- THAT-A-BOY, GARY.
CLIFF!
HOLD ON, SPONGEBOB!
WE MADE IT. HOORAY.
RIGHT, SQUIDWARD?
OH, MY GOSH!
PATRICK, LEAN TO THE OTHER SIDE.
EXCUSE ME, MA'AM.
WHAT?
GOTCHA.
- HEY, SANDY,
TO HOW WE'RE GONNA—
OW!
LAND?
FIRE IN THE HOLE!
RATS.
- ALL RIGHT, FELLAS, I KNOW IT'S COLD,
BUT LET'S JUST PUSH FORWARD
FOR FROZEN CRAB.
- I CAN'T FEEL MY LOOKING HOLES!
IS MY EMPTY STOMACH.
YOU SAID IT, SPONGEBOB.
ALL MY PROVISIONS.
I'M GETTING TO THE POINT WHERE I COULD EAT JUST ABOUT ANYTHING.
MMM.
SPONGE-KEBAB.
OOH!
HEY, PATRICK, YOU GOT ANY MORE OF THEM GOOEY WORMS ON YOU?
I WISH I DID.
AND NOW I'M SO HUNGRY.
WELL, AT LEAST I STILL HAVE
TO HOLD ME OVER.
HEY!
IS THIS TAXI EVEN MOVING?
COME ON, GARY!
GARY!
OH, YOU POOR FELLA.
WE PUSHED YOU TOO HARD, DIDN'T WE?
SORRY, BUDDY.
I WON'T MAKE YOU TOW ANOTHER INCH.
- GREAT. NOW WE'RE STUCK.
NO, WE'RE NOT.
AH—
HELLO. WHAT'S THIS?
LOOK!
ONE OF MR. KRABS' SAILOR TATTOOS.
OF HIS BRITTLE BODY.
IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.
SECRET FORMULA, YOU ARE MINE!
THE SCALE ON THAT ONE.
OH!
THAT DOES IT!
LISTEN UP, SAFE.
TO TEAR YOU APART...
BIT BY BIT!
EH!
MOLECULE BY MOLECULE!
ATOM BY ATOM!
UH-OH.
OH, CERTAINLY THE SAFE COULDN'T SURVIVE
NUCLEAR DETONATION.
COME TO PAPA!
OH! HEY!
I'M TRYING TO SLEEP.
MR. KRABS!
HE AIN'T LOOKING SO GOOD.
WE BETTER GET HIM IN THE SLEIGH, SPONGEBOB.
SPONGEBOB!
HE DONE FROZE UP TOO.
- AH! WHAT?
YOU'RE BURNING THE SLEIGH?
ONLY MODE OF TRANSPORTATION?
THAT I JUST SAVED YOUR LIFE?
THE RACE! THE MILLION CLAMS!
I'VE BEEN TRAPPED IN ICE.
TO CHEAT ME OUT OF ME WINNINGS.
OH, COOL DOWN.
THERE ARE NO WINNINGS.
- YOU'VE BEEN DUPED. - DUPED?
YOU DON'T MEAN BY—
- NOW YOU'RE PUTTING IT TOGETHER.
ME FORMULA!
TO BIKINI BOTTOM!
IF WE HAD A SLEIGH.
- WE'RE DOOMED.
NO, WE'RE NOT, MR. KRABS.
YOUR CHARIOT AWAITS.
- NO OFFENSE, BUT WE'RE
MOVING AT A SNAIL'S PACE.
THE SCIENTIST OF THE GROUP.
OH, GEEZ!
TO DO EVERYTHING?
SHE'S ALL FIRED UP.
- GARY, MR. KRABS, ANY HAZARDS ON THE HORIZON?
LOOKING CLEAR SO FAR!
- SQUIDWARD, KEEP THOSE CIRCUITS WARM.
PATRICK, HANG ON!
HOORAY! WE MADE IT!
OKAY.
THEN WHERE'S ME RESTAURANT?
PERHAPS OVER THERE.
AND WHERE'S ME FORMULA?
PERHAPS OVER THERE.
THE CHUM BUCKET...
"NOW SERVING KRABBY PATTIES"?
WE'RE TOO LATE!
- WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT, BOY-O.
- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
YOU CAN'T CUT IN LINE!
WE'VE BEEN WAITING
FOR THREE STINKIN' DAYS!
THIS WILL ONLY TAKE A MINUTE.
OUT THERE!
I'LL GET YOUR KRABBY PATTIES
AS I GET THIS BOTTLE OPEN!
TO SAY AND/OR DO ABOUT IT.
KRABS!
WHY AREN'T YOU FROZEN UNDER THE BARREN TUNDRA?
- I GUESS I DIDN'T WANT
OF MY SANDWICH!
- WELL, IT WOULD
THIS STUPID CORK.
OH, THAT'S EASY.
PATRICK!
I GOT IT NOW, KRABSY!
- THAT MAY BE TRUE, PLANKTON,
FLANKING YOU ON ALL SIDES.
- UH, WELL, I'M SURE MY LOVING WIFE
TO THIS ANGRY MOB.
YOU GOT TO HELP ME HERE, KAREN.
"YOU GOT TO HELP ME."
TO OBLIVION.
- BABES, DON'T BLOW AN OP AMP OVER THIS.
COME ON.
YOWZAH!
OW, THAT HURT ON SO MANY LEVELS.
OKAY, I GIVE UP.
YOU WIN AGAIN, KRABS.
AND HAND OVER ME FORMULA.
OKAY, EUGENE.
I'LL JUST SIGN THE SURRENDER TREATY FIRST.
OOH, HERE I GO.
OUTSMARTED YOU AGAIN, EH, FOOLS?
- YOU GET BACK HERE, PLANKTON!
HERE WE GO AGAIN.
I'LL LET YOU KEEP
ONE OF YOUR ANTENNAE!
- I'D BE DELIGHTED TO SEE YOU TRY!
OOH! YOU'RE SO CLOSE.
SO LONG, SUCKERS!
- HUH?
WE'RE TRAPPED.
THAT'S RIGHT, KRABS.
AND IF YOU'RE THINKING OF BUSTING OUT,
OF FRY GREASE BENEATH YOU.
- HE'S GONNA TURN US INTO FRIED SNACKS.
GOT ANY DIPPING SAUCE?
OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE,
EH, KRABCAKES?
NUM-NUM!
- NUM-NUM?
- NUM-NUM!
NUM-NUM!
- NO, WAIT, BIG SCARY MONSTER!
DON'T EAT PATRICK. EAT ME.
I'M PACKED WITH NUTRIENTS.
- NO! EAT ME!
DON'T EAT ME!
EAT SQUIDWARD!
- WAIT. WHAT?
- NUM-NUM!
MMM.
- SHE LOVES YOUR JELLYBEANS, PATRICK.
- I'D BETTER GO WHILE THE GOING'S GOOD.
JELLYBEAN!
THOSE KRABBY PATTIES NOW.
- HEY, MR. KRABS, WHAT HAPPENS TO PLANKTON?
- HE'LL JUST HAVE
TO TAKE ITS COURSE.
- WELL, I SUPPOSE DEAR OLD DAD WAS RIGHT.
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