1 00:00:03,110 --> 00:00:05,152 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 2 00:00:07,110 --> 00:00:08,777 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 3 00:00:11,110 --> 00:00:12,818 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 4 00:00:15,152 --> 00:00:16,985 - all: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪ - READY? 5 00:00:22,902 --> 00:00:23,985 SPONGEBOB 6 00:00:24,027 --> 00:00:26,360 SQUAREPANTS! 7 00:00:56,526 --> 00:00:58,943 - SPONGEBOB, WHAT IS THAT HORRIBLE RACKET 8 00:00:58,985 --> 00:01:00,526 COMING FROM BACK HERE? 9 00:01:00,568 --> 00:01:03,110 - JUST A LITTLE GRILL-SIDE HARMONY. 10 00:01:03,152 --> 00:01:05,985 EVERYONE KNOWS THAT COOKING AND MUSIC GO TOGETHER LIKE 11 00:01:06,027 --> 00:01:07,735 EATING AND LISTENING. 12 00:01:07,777 --> 00:01:11,277 - YOU WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT MUSIC IS IF IT CAME UP 13 00:01:11,319 --> 00:01:12,777 AND HIT YOU IN THE FACE. 14 00:01:12,818 --> 00:01:14,735 - HEY, THAT HAPPENED TO PATRICK ONCE. 15 00:01:14,777 --> 00:01:17,610 HE MUST'VE BEEN LISTENING TO HARD ROCK. 16 00:01:17,651 --> 00:01:20,401 - HE HAD A LUMP ON HIS HEAD— - I DON'T CARE! 17 00:01:20,443 --> 00:01:23,277 - IF YOU WANT TO HEAR WHAT REAL MUSIC SOUNDS LIKE, 18 00:01:23,319 --> 00:01:27,277 THEN LISTEN TO THIS. 19 00:01:33,651 --> 00:01:36,360 - HEY, GIVE IT BACK. I WAS JUST REACHING MY CODA. 20 00:01:36,401 --> 00:01:39,401 - YEAH? WELL, YOUR CODA IS AFFECTING ME QUOTA. 21 00:01:39,443 --> 00:01:41,985 THE SHREW, PIERCING RACKET OF YOUR FISH FLUTE 22 00:01:42,027 --> 00:01:42,777 IS FRIGHTENING AWAY ME MONEY. 23 00:01:42,818 --> 00:01:44,360 FISH FLUTE. 24 00:01:44,401 --> 00:01:46,319 - WELL, I DON'T KNOW. THAT'S WHAT THEY USED TO CALL IT. 25 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:50,110 - NONE OF YOU SIMPLETONS WOULD RECOGNIZE REAL MUSIC TALENT 26 00:01:50,152 --> 00:01:52,735 IF IT CAME UP AND KICKED YOU IN THE FACE. 27 00:01:52,777 --> 00:01:53,985 - HEY, THAT HAPPENED TO PATRICK ONCE, TOO. 28 00:01:54,027 --> 00:01:56,651 HEY— 29 00:01:56,693 --> 00:01:58,985 - NONE OF YOU KNOW A GREAT MUSICIAN WHEN YOU HEAR HIM. 30 00:01:59,027 --> 00:02:00,943 NONE I SAY. NO ONE OF YOU. 31 00:02:00,985 --> 00:02:02,485 NOT EVEN, EVEN— 32 00:02:02,526 --> 00:02:03,610 OH, THERE'S NOBODY THERE. 33 00:02:03,651 --> 00:02:06,568 HE'S STILL DOING IT, KAREN. 34 00:02:06,610 --> 00:02:07,651 HE'S—KAREN? 35 00:02:07,693 --> 00:02:09,735 WHO'S DOING WHAT NOW? 36 00:02:09,777 --> 00:02:11,568 THE SKINNY ONE. 37 00:02:11,610 --> 00:02:13,985 HE'S BEEN RANTING AND RAVING IN FRONT OF THE KRUSTY KRAB 38 00:02:14,027 --> 00:02:15,902 FOR THE PAST HALF-HOUR. 39 00:02:15,943 --> 00:02:18,152 WAVING HIS ARMS AND JUMPING AROUND LIKE AN ANIMAL. 40 00:02:18,194 --> 00:02:19,735 OH, HE STOPPED NOW. 41 00:02:19,777 --> 00:02:22,360 HE'S JUST BROKEN DOWN ON THE GROUND CRYING. 42 00:02:22,401 --> 00:02:24,319 KAREN, KAREN! 43 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:25,610 FOR THE FIRST TIME IT'S HIT ME. 44 00:02:25,651 --> 00:02:27,277 - WHAT? THE DOOR ON YOUR WAY OUT? 45 00:02:27,319 --> 00:02:29,152 NO, COMPUTER BRAIN. 46 00:02:29,194 --> 00:02:32,360 THE SKINNY ONE MAY HAVE BEEN THE GATEWAY TO THE SECRET FORMULA 47 00:02:32,401 --> 00:02:34,152 ALL ALONG. 48 00:02:34,194 --> 00:02:37,735 AS A VETERAN EMPLOYEE, HE MUST KNOW THE SECRET FORMULA TOO. 49 00:02:37,777 --> 00:02:39,401 I WARNED YOU AGAINST IT. 50 00:02:39,443 --> 00:02:41,401 TOO LATE! 51 00:02:46,235 --> 00:02:47,943 AHEM. 52 00:02:47,985 --> 00:02:49,735 - WHO SAID THAT? - DOWN HERE. 53 00:02:49,777 --> 00:02:52,401 I AM JUST AN INNOCENT PASSERBY WHO FELT THE NEED 54 00:02:52,443 --> 00:02:56,194 TO STOP AND TELL YOU WHAT A MAGNIFICENT GARDEN YOU HAVE. 55 00:02:56,235 --> 00:02:57,818 - OH, REALLY? - YES. 56 00:02:57,860 --> 00:02:59,902 - WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, MISTER. 57 00:02:59,943 --> 00:03:03,735 I KNOW EXACTLY WHO YOU ARE AND WHY YOU'RE HERE. 58 00:03:03,777 --> 00:03:05,401 YOU DO? 59 00:03:05,443 --> 00:03:08,027 - YOU WILL NOT GET ME TO EAT AT THE CHUM BUCKET. 60 00:03:08,069 --> 00:03:10,152 NO MATTER HOW BIG THE DISCOUNT IS. 61 00:03:10,194 --> 00:03:13,401 - WELL, THAT'S NOT EXACTLY WHY I— 62 00:03:20,943 --> 00:03:22,651 YOU AGAIN! 63 00:03:22,693 --> 00:03:24,443 - I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND ME PAINTING ON YOUR PROPERTY, 64 00:03:24,485 --> 00:03:29,152 BUT THE LIGHT HERE IS SIMPLY TRANSCENDENT THIS TIME OF DAY. 65 00:03:29,194 --> 00:03:31,902 - WHY, YES, IT IS, ISN'T IT? 66 00:03:31,943 --> 00:03:34,943 - YES! IT— 67 00:03:34,985 --> 00:03:36,027 NOT BUYING THAT ONE EITHER, HUH? 68 00:03:36,069 --> 00:03:38,027 NOPE. 69 00:03:40,485 --> 00:03:41,485 HEY, BUDDY! 70 00:03:41,526 --> 00:03:43,194 SQUIDWARD! 71 00:03:43,235 --> 00:03:44,985 FREE CLEANING SERVICE? 72 00:03:45,027 --> 00:03:45,902 CENSUS TAKER. 73 00:03:45,943 --> 00:03:48,027 GOOD DAY, KIND SIR. 74 00:03:48,069 --> 00:03:50,401 WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME GIL SCOUT COOKIES? 75 00:03:50,443 --> 00:03:51,110 YEOOOW! 76 00:03:54,985 --> 00:03:56,360 PLANKTON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 77 00:03:56,401 --> 00:03:58,319 - THERE'S NOTHING A LITTLE DUCT TAPE 78 00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:00,610 AND SURGICAL TUBING CAN'T ACCOMPLISH. 79 00:04:08,152 --> 00:04:10,319 I KNEW I SHOULD'VE USED PIPE CLEANERS. 80 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:12,902 HELLO, I'M YOUR LONG LOST RELATIVE. 81 00:04:12,943 --> 00:04:16,985 CAN I HAVE THE SECRET FORMULA? 82 00:04:17,027 --> 00:04:20,943 WELL, THAT'S A FINE WAY TO TREAT A FAMILY MEMBER. 83 00:04:20,985 --> 00:04:23,110 - HI, PLANKTON. NICE DRESS. 84 00:04:23,152 --> 00:04:25,235 OUT OF MY WAY, SPONGE BRAIN. 85 00:04:25,277 --> 00:04:26,985 - I OVERHEARD YOU AND SQUIDWARD PLAYING DOOR SLAM, 86 00:04:27,027 --> 00:04:29,319 AND I WANTED TO SEE IF I COULD GET IN ON THE NEXT ROUND. 87 00:04:30,568 --> 00:04:33,027 DON'T CRY, PLANKTON. 88 00:04:33,069 --> 00:04:35,610 DOOR SLAM'S EASY TO PLAY. HARD TO MASTER. 89 00:04:35,651 --> 00:04:39,693 - NONE OF MY TACTICS ARE MAKING ANY IMPRESSION ON HIM WHATSOEVER. 90 00:04:39,735 --> 00:04:41,818 WELL, LET'S SEE. 91 00:04:41,860 --> 00:04:46,194 IF YOU REALLY WANT TO IMPRESS SQUIDWARD, TRY TALKING TO HIM ABOUT MUSIC. - MUSIC? 92 00:04:46,235 --> 00:04:47,277 YEAH. 93 00:04:47,319 --> 00:04:48,693 ESPECIALLY HIS FAVORITE KIND OF MUSIC. 94 00:04:48,735 --> 00:04:49,818 HIS OWN. 95 00:04:49,860 --> 00:04:52,777 OH, IS THAT RIGHT? 96 00:04:55,902 --> 00:04:56,943 - SON OF A— 97 00:04:56,985 --> 00:04:57,985 NOT AGAIN! 98 00:04:58,027 --> 00:05:00,235 WAIT, DON'T IRRIGATE ME. 99 00:05:00,277 --> 00:05:02,610 I'VE COME TO HEAR YOUR MUSIC. 100 00:05:02,651 --> 00:05:06,235 IT SOOTHES THE PLACE MY SOUL WOULD OCCUPY IF I HAD ONE. 101 00:05:06,277 --> 00:05:07,651 - ARE YOU SURE YOU'VE GOT THE RIGHT SQUID? 102 00:05:07,693 --> 00:05:10,194 - I'VE NEVER BEEN SURE OF ANYTHING. 103 00:05:10,235 --> 00:05:12,319 BUT I AM SURE OF THIS. 104 00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:13,735 PLAY FOR ME. 105 00:05:13,777 --> 00:05:15,401 FILL MY EAR SOCKETS WITH THE STRAINS 106 00:05:15,443 --> 00:05:19,443 OF YOUR SWEET, SWEET MAGIC. 107 00:05:19,485 --> 00:05:23,027 - FINALLY, SOMEBODY ACTUALLY APPRECIATES MY BRILLIANCE. 108 00:05:23,069 --> 00:05:25,943 I WILL PLAY FOR YOU MY TINY CYCLOPS. 109 00:05:25,985 --> 00:05:31,735 I WILL PLAY SUCH THAT NEPTUNE HIMSELF WILL HEAR ME UPON HIS VERY THRONE. 110 00:05:31,777 --> 00:05:35,277 OR WHATEVER CHAIR HE'S SITTING ON. - UH OH. I MEAN, GOODY! 111 00:05:42,526 --> 00:05:45,943 YEEOW! 112 00:05:45,985 --> 00:05:51,485 SWEET MOTHER OF APHRODITE, PLEASE MAKE IT END. 113 00:05:51,526 --> 00:05:53,069 - HEH? HEH? 114 00:05:53,110 --> 00:05:54,152 HOW'RE YOU ENJOYING THE MUSIC SO FAR? 115 00:05:54,194 --> 00:05:57,069 IT'S DELIGHTFUL! 116 00:06:08,985 --> 00:06:11,610 BRAVO! WOO-HOO-HOO-HOO! 117 00:06:16,194 --> 00:06:17,610 ENCORE! 118 00:06:17,651 --> 00:06:18,735 YES! 119 00:06:18,777 --> 00:06:20,902 BRAVO! 120 00:06:20,943 --> 00:06:22,985 WOO-HOO. 121 00:06:23,027 --> 00:06:24,194 AH! MY VERY OWN FAN. 122 00:06:26,277 --> 00:06:28,610 - DID YOU HEAR THAT? - HOW COULD I NOT? 123 00:06:28,651 --> 00:06:29,651 AH! 124 00:06:29,693 --> 00:06:31,610 OH, IT'S TERRIBLE. 125 00:06:31,651 --> 00:06:33,735 BRAVO. 126 00:06:33,777 --> 00:06:36,110 - NO, NO! MAKE IT STOP! 127 00:06:46,735 --> 00:06:49,860 ENCORE, ENCORE, ENCORE. 128 00:06:49,902 --> 00:06:52,735 - I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE ENJOYING THE PERFORMANCE. 129 00:06:52,777 --> 00:06:54,651 ENJOYING IT? 130 00:06:54,693 --> 00:06:57,651 WHY, I'M ENJOYING IT SO MUCH, IT'S MAKING ME WANT TO... 131 00:06:57,693 --> 00:06:59,069 IT'S MAKING ME WANT TO... 132 00:06:59,110 --> 00:07:00,526 WANT TO SING? 133 00:07:00,568 --> 00:07:03,194 - THAT'S THE WORD I WAS LOOKING FOR. 134 00:07:03,235 --> 00:07:05,485 - A ONE, A TWO. A ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR. 135 00:08:06,485 --> 00:08:08,818 HOORAY! 136 00:08:08,860 --> 00:08:09,860 - THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 137 00:08:09,902 --> 00:08:12,693 SAY, UH, MUSICAL GENIUS? 138 00:08:12,735 --> 00:08:14,485 YES. 139 00:08:14,526 --> 00:08:17,069 - WHEN YOU'RE NOT SHARING YOUR SONGS OF JOY AND SPLENDOR, 140 00:08:17,110 --> 00:08:18,152 ONE MIGHT FIND YOU WORKING A SHIFT 141 00:08:18,194 --> 00:08:20,943 AT THE KRUSTY KRAB, CORRECT? 142 00:08:20,985 --> 00:08:22,110 IT IS AN UNFORTUNATE TRUTH. 143 00:08:22,152 --> 00:08:24,110 AND YOU'VE BEEN WORKING THERE 144 00:08:24,152 --> 00:08:25,277 FOR A PRETTY LONG TIME, HAVEN'T YOU? 145 00:08:25,319 --> 00:08:27,735 THAT'S AN UNDERSTATEMENT. 146 00:08:27,777 --> 00:08:30,943 - WELL, I WAS JUST WONDERING, OH, INCREDIBLY MUSICAL ONE, 147 00:08:30,985 --> 00:08:35,110 WHAT DO THEY PUT IN ONE OF THOSE KRABBY PATTIES ANYWAY? 148 00:08:35,152 --> 00:08:36,277 SECRET-WISE. 149 00:08:36,319 --> 00:08:38,277 OH, I DON'T WORK THE GRILL. 150 00:08:38,319 --> 00:08:41,110 I WORK THE REGISTER. 151 00:08:41,152 --> 00:08:42,443 BUT... 152 00:08:42,485 --> 00:08:46,277 SURELY YOU'VE BEEN NEAR THE GRILL. 153 00:08:46,319 --> 00:08:48,943 YOU MUST HAVE SEEN SOMETHING. 154 00:08:48,985 --> 00:08:51,985 NOPE, HAVEN'T SEEN A THING. 155 00:08:52,027 --> 00:08:54,902 - YOU'VE WORKED IN THE SAME PLACE FOR 20 YEARS 156 00:08:54,943 --> 00:08:58,235 AND YOU'VE NEVER NOTICED THE INGREDIENTS OF THE SOLE ITEM 157 00:08:58,277 --> 00:08:59,152 ON YOUR MENU? 158 00:08:59,194 --> 00:09:02,818 CUT THE COMEDY, OCTOPUS! 159 00:09:02,860 --> 00:09:04,943 I WANT THAT FORMULA AND I WANT IT NOW. 160 00:09:04,985 --> 00:09:08,818 OH, DON'T YOU SEE, SHELDON? 161 00:09:08,860 --> 00:09:11,735 THANKS TO YOU, I'M GETTING BETTER AND BETTER AS A MUSICIAN. 162 00:09:11,777 --> 00:09:13,568 WHAT? 163 00:09:13,610 --> 00:09:15,651 - IT'S BEEN YOUR CONSTANT ENCOURAGEMENT THAT HAS HELPED ME 164 00:09:15,693 --> 00:09:19,360 PROGRESS TO NEW MUSICAL HEIGHTS. 165 00:09:19,401 --> 00:09:22,152 I'M HITTING NOTES I NEVER EVEN KNEW EXISTED. 166 00:09:25,401 --> 00:09:29,110 WE HAVE, OOO! 167 00:09:29,152 --> 00:09:32,277 - MAY DAY! MAY DAY! 168 00:09:32,319 --> 00:09:35,526 IN FACT, THANKS TO YOU, 169 00:09:35,568 --> 00:09:37,360 I'M GOING TO QUIT MY JOB AT THE KRUSTY KRAB 170 00:09:37,401 --> 00:09:40,069 AND BECOME A FULL-TIME MUSICIAN. 171 00:09:40,110 --> 00:09:44,069 - BUT THEN I'LL NEVER GET MY HANDS ON THAT SECRET FORMULA. 172 00:09:44,110 --> 00:09:46,568 UH-OH! 173 00:09:46,610 --> 00:09:49,777 MY PROFESSIONAL GRADE EARPLUGS! 174 00:09:49,818 --> 00:09:53,485 NO! 175 00:09:59,443 --> 00:10:01,360 COME BACK! I NEED YOU. 176 00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:05,235 - AH! 177 00:10:08,235 --> 00:10:11,069 STOP PLAYING THIS INFERNAL PIPE. 178 00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:11,902 YOU'RE KILLING ME. 179 00:10:11,943 --> 00:10:14,943 HEY! 180 00:10:14,985 --> 00:10:16,027 COME BACK! 181 00:10:16,069 --> 00:10:18,526 HI, SQUIDWARD. 182 00:10:18,568 --> 00:10:21,152 I HEARD YOU AND PLANKTON OUT HERE PLAYING DOOR SLAM, 183 00:10:21,194 --> 00:10:24,360 AND I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD— - PLANKTON STOLE MY CLARINET, AND I HAVE TO GET IT BACK. 184 00:10:24,401 --> 00:10:27,277 - HOO! I WANT TO PLAY! 185 00:10:29,568 --> 00:10:30,443 - AH-HA! 186 00:10:30,485 --> 00:10:33,360 OKAY, FISH FLUTE. 187 00:10:33,401 --> 00:10:37,860 TIME TO PLAY A LITTLE AVANT GARDE. 188 00:10:37,902 --> 00:10:41,069 GUARDRAIL, THAT IS. 189 00:10:41,110 --> 00:10:42,985 [evil laughter[ 190 00:10:43,027 --> 00:10:46,568 OH! 191 00:10:46,610 --> 00:10:49,693 - OUCH, SQUIDWARD. THIS GAME IS FUN. 192 00:10:49,735 --> 00:10:50,818 - YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME, YOU HEAR? 193 00:10:50,860 --> 00:10:53,277 NEVER! 194 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:55,651 - WE'VE GOT YOU SURROUNDED. - YOU DO? 195 00:10:55,693 --> 00:10:57,735 - OH. - WE'VE RECEIVED HUNDREDS 196 00:10:57,777 --> 00:10:59,610 OF REPORTS OF AN EXCRUCIATING MUSICAL DISTURBANCE, 197 00:10:59,651 --> 00:11:00,985 AND YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE HOLDING AN INSTRUMENT. 198 00:11:01,027 --> 00:11:03,651 WAIT A MINUTE. 199 00:11:03,693 --> 00:11:05,443 I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS INSTRUMENT BEFORE IN MY LIFE. 200 00:11:05,485 --> 00:11:06,651 HE'S RIGHT, OFFICER. 201 00:11:06,693 --> 00:11:08,360 PLANKTON DOESN'T EVEN PLAY CLAR— 202 00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:12,443 - THERE, THERE, LADDY. JUST LET THE LEGAL SYSTEM RUN ITS COURSE. 203 00:11:12,485 --> 00:11:14,443 - WATCH YOUR HEAD. - NO! 204 00:11:14,485 --> 00:11:16,277 WAIT! PLEASE! 205 00:11:16,319 --> 00:11:19,526 KAREN! HELP! 206 00:11:19,568 --> 00:11:24,443 - OH, YOU WON'T BE NEEDING THIS WHERE YOU'RE GOING. 207 00:11:24,485 --> 00:11:30,277 - BOY, THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE, HUH, SQUIDWARD? HE ALMOST GOT YOUR CLARINET. 208 00:11:30,319 --> 00:11:33,693 ONCE AGAIN, I HATE PEOPLE. 209 00:11:48,568 --> 00:11:51,860 AH, IT'S A GREAT DAY FOR THE ART WORLD. 210 00:11:51,902 --> 00:11:53,860 FAMOUS ART CRITIC, FREDERICK T. NITPICK 211 00:11:53,902 --> 00:11:58,902 WILL BE CRITIQUING MY LATEST MASTERPIECE. 212 00:11:58,943 --> 00:11:59,860 I LOVE HEARING MYSELF TALK. 213 00:12:04,777 --> 00:12:08,235 - HI, SQUID— WHOA, I LOVE YOUR HAT. 214 00:12:08,277 --> 00:12:10,360 - DON'T TOUCH IT! AND IT'S NOT A HAT. 215 00:12:10,401 --> 00:12:12,902 - IT'S A BERET. - A BERET? 216 00:12:12,943 --> 00:12:14,902 OOOH. WHERE CAN I GET ONE? 217 00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:16,526 SORRY, SPONGEBOB. 218 00:12:16,568 --> 00:12:20,777 BERETS ARE ONLY WORN BY TRUE ARTISTS, LIKE MOI. 219 00:12:20,818 --> 00:12:21,777 YOU'RE AN ARTIST? 220 00:12:21,818 --> 00:12:22,985 YES, I'M AN ARTIST. 221 00:12:23,027 --> 00:12:24,735 WHAT ARE YOU TWO BUBBLEHEADS DOING ANYWAY? 222 00:12:24,777 --> 00:12:26,860 WE'RE MAKING ARTS AND CRAFTS. 223 00:12:26,902 --> 00:12:29,027 I'VE BEEN LEARNING THE FINE ART OF BASKET WEAVING. 224 00:12:29,069 --> 00:12:32,443 I MADE THIS ONE USING DESIGNS OF ME AND MY BEST FRIENDS. 225 00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:34,777 AND I ALSO MADE THIS CUTE LITTLE SCALLOP HOUSE. 226 00:12:40,735 --> 00:12:42,069 AND I MADE THIS WALLET. 227 00:12:42,110 --> 00:12:44,277 AND I CROCHETED MONEY TO GO IN IT. 228 00:12:44,319 --> 00:12:47,485 - SO, YOU'VE BEEN COUNTERFEITING CURRENCY? 229 00:12:47,526 --> 00:12:49,985 AND WHAT HAS DOORKNOB NUMBER TWO BEEN UP TO? 230 00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:59,693 I'VE BEEN MAKING BASKETS, TOO. 231 00:12:59,735 --> 00:13:01,069 DARN! 232 00:13:01,110 --> 00:13:03,443 THIS HAMMER IS DEFECTIVE. 233 00:13:03,485 --> 00:13:06,401 - DO YOU WANT TO MAKE CRAFTS, TOO? - CRAFTS? 234 00:13:06,443 --> 00:13:09,443 THIS ISN'T SUMMER CAMP. I AM A TRUE ARTISTE. 235 00:13:09,485 --> 00:13:13,152 MAN! 236 00:13:13,194 --> 00:13:18,777 I'LL NEVER MAKE ART LIKE YOU AND SQUIDWARD. 237 00:13:18,818 --> 00:13:21,943 - HEY, DON'T BE SAD. YOU CAN BE AN ARTIST, TOO. 238 00:13:21,985 --> 00:13:24,152 I'LL FIND SOMETHING THAT WILL TAP INTO YOUR PARTICULAR 239 00:13:24,194 --> 00:13:25,610 ARTISTIC SKILL SET. 240 00:13:25,651 --> 00:13:29,943 NOW LET ME SEE. OH, THIS WILL BE PERFECT! 241 00:13:29,985 --> 00:13:30,651 START WITH A ROCK. 242 00:13:30,693 --> 00:13:31,526 A WHAT? 243 00:13:31,568 --> 00:13:33,902 A LITTLE GLUE. 244 00:13:33,943 --> 00:13:35,194 UH. 245 00:13:35,235 --> 00:13:37,069 - TAKE ON A COUPLE OF GOOGLY EYES. 246 00:13:37,110 --> 00:13:39,693 - WHOA! SLOW DOWN, SPONGEBOB. 247 00:13:39,735 --> 00:13:42,610 - AND PRESTO! A ROCK WITH GOOGLY EYES. 248 00:13:42,651 --> 00:13:46,027 - WHOA! I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING! 249 00:13:46,069 --> 00:13:48,401 - NOW YOU TRY. - I'M SCARED. 250 00:13:48,443 --> 00:13:53,401 - YOU CAN DO THIS. - I SHALL MAKE THE ATTEMPT. 251 00:13:53,443 --> 00:13:55,485 - PRIVACY, PLEASE. - SORRY. 252 00:14:00,401 --> 00:14:02,610 - I DID IT! - YEAH! 253 00:14:02,651 --> 00:14:03,943 - LET'S TAKE A LOOK. - BEHOLD... 254 00:14:05,860 --> 00:14:07,319 - AH! OH! 255 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:10,735 OOH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL! 256 00:14:10,777 --> 00:14:11,735 I'M AN ARTIST! 257 00:14:11,777 --> 00:14:14,443 HOORAY! 258 00:14:14,485 --> 00:14:15,526 HATE. 259 00:14:15,568 --> 00:14:17,235 WHY, HELLO, MR. TENTACLES. 260 00:14:17,277 --> 00:14:19,985 I'M FREDERICK T. NITPICK, WORLD FAMOUS ART CRITIC. 261 00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:24,027 - THIS IS YOUR ARTWORK, I PRESUME. - OH, IT CERTAINLY IS. 262 00:14:24,069 --> 00:14:26,194 THIS PIECE REPRESENTS MY STRUGGLE 263 00:14:26,235 --> 00:14:30,485 TO REVEAL MY GENIUS TO A MORONIC WORLD. 264 00:14:30,526 --> 00:14:34,735 WITNESS THE VENUS DE SQUIDWARD! 265 00:14:34,777 --> 00:14:36,110 STUNNING, ISN'T IT? 266 00:14:36,152 --> 00:14:39,319 - MY CONSIDERED OPINION IS... EW! 267 00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:42,110 I'LL HAVE TO CONFISCATE YOUR ARTIST BERET. 268 00:14:42,152 --> 00:14:43,651 - WHAT? NO! 269 00:14:43,693 --> 00:14:45,110 NO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 270 00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:46,777 - SORRY, BUT I'M LOOKING FOR A REAL ARTIST. 271 00:14:46,818 --> 00:14:49,568 - I'M AN ARTIST! HOORAY! 272 00:14:49,610 --> 00:14:51,401 AN ARTIST, EH? 273 00:14:51,443 --> 00:14:53,610 - WHAT? I—NO, COME BACK. 274 00:14:53,651 --> 00:14:56,152 - NOW, WHICH ONE OF YOU TWO IS THE ARTISTE? 275 00:14:56,194 --> 00:14:58,277 - WE BOTH ARE. IT'S LOTS OF FUN. 276 00:14:58,319 --> 00:15:00,069 WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE SOMETHING, TOO? 277 00:15:07,319 --> 00:15:09,443 I'M A CRITIC. 278 00:15:09,485 --> 00:15:12,985 I DON'T MAKE THINGS. I JUDGE THINGS. 279 00:15:13,027 --> 00:15:15,985 I'M A JUDGER. FOR INSTANCE, I JUDGE YOUR WORK. 280 00:15:16,027 --> 00:15:20,693 LAME. 281 00:15:20,735 --> 00:15:23,277 DON'T JUDGE ME. 282 00:15:23,319 --> 00:15:25,443 HOLY GUACAMOLE FRIJOLES. 283 00:15:25,485 --> 00:15:30,194 IT'S SO, SO PRIMITIVE AND NAIVE. 284 00:15:30,235 --> 00:15:32,610 - YOU'RE A GENIUS. - IS THAT GOOD? 285 00:15:32,651 --> 00:15:35,485 - I'LL GIVE YOU 500 BUCKS FOR IT. AND THIS HAT. 286 00:15:35,526 --> 00:15:37,526 HEY! 287 00:15:37,568 --> 00:15:40,401 - YOU ARE A MASTER ARTIST, MY FRIEND. 288 00:15:40,443 --> 00:15:43,526 - YOU CAN'T GIVE THAT DUNDERHEAD THE ARTIST HAT. 289 00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:46,943 - WHO'S THE CRITIC HERE? - WOW! 290 00:15:46,985 --> 00:15:48,277 DID YOU HEAR THAT, SQUIDWARD? 291 00:15:48,319 --> 00:15:50,027 PATRICK IS AN ARTIST. 292 00:15:50,069 --> 00:15:51,693 OH! 293 00:15:51,735 --> 00:15:54,651 SELLING ONE LOUSY PIECE DOESN'T MAKE YOU AN ARTIST. 294 00:15:54,693 --> 00:15:56,777 - HOW MANY LOUSY PIECES HAVE YOU SOLD, SQUIDWARD? 295 00:15:56,818 --> 00:15:58,943 WELL, ABOUT UM... UM... 296 00:15:58,985 --> 00:16:00,443 WELL, I BET HE WON'T SELL 297 00:16:00,485 --> 00:16:02,568 ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE RIDICULOUS TRINKETS. 298 00:16:02,610 --> 00:16:04,110 - HEY THERE. I NOTICED YOUR HAT. 299 00:16:04,152 --> 00:16:06,110 - ARE YOU AN ARTIST? - I SURE AM. 300 00:16:06,152 --> 00:16:07,526 DO YOU HAVE ANY ART? 301 00:16:07,568 --> 00:16:09,277 I HAVE A REAL CRAVING FOR CREATIVITY. 302 00:16:09,319 --> 00:16:11,818 - UH. OKAY. 303 00:16:18,319 --> 00:16:20,235 - ART! - THANKS, MAN. 304 00:16:20,277 --> 00:16:22,152 HERE'S 50 BUCKS. 305 00:16:22,194 --> 00:16:24,610 - I'LL BET HE NEVER SELLS ANOTHER. 306 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,485 - HEY, TED. WHERE'D YOU GET THAT ART? 307 00:16:26,526 --> 00:16:28,319 - FROM THAT PINK GENIUS OVER THERE. 308 00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:30,027 - I WANT TO BUY ONE. - ME TOO. 309 00:16:30,069 --> 00:16:31,568 I ALSO. 310 00:16:31,610 --> 00:16:33,235 - I'LL BET— - SQUIDWARD I THINK WE SHOULD 311 00:16:33,277 --> 00:16:35,027 HAVE A LITTLE TALK ABOUT YOUR GAMBLING PROBLEM. 312 00:16:35,069 --> 00:16:36,360 HMM. 313 00:16:36,401 --> 00:16:38,526 I ACTUALLY WANT TO GO TO WORK TODAY. 314 00:16:38,568 --> 00:16:41,319 WHOA! 315 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:42,902 I'M ALMOST LATE TO BE EARLY FOR WORK. 316 00:16:42,943 --> 00:16:44,568 SEE YOU LATER, PATRICK. 317 00:16:44,610 --> 00:16:50,902 - UH, SO LONG MY DEAR, EARNEST, YET, UNTALENTED FRIEND. 318 00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:53,943 - ONE FOR YOU. AND ONE FOR YOU. 319 00:16:53,985 --> 00:16:58,443 AND ONE... UH... 320 00:16:58,485 --> 00:17:00,818 UH, I'VE RUN OUT OF ROCKS TO PUT GOOGLY EYES ON. 321 00:17:00,860 --> 00:17:04,526 - I'VE RUN OUT OF ROCKS. - GOT ANYTHING ELSE? 322 00:17:04,568 --> 00:17:06,485 THE ARTIST NEEDS ALONE TIME. 323 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:09,069 HE'S SO ECCENTRIC. 324 00:17:12,401 --> 00:17:15,943 - I'M ALL OUT OF ROCKS. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO NOW? 325 00:17:15,985 --> 00:17:18,027 THAT WAS MY THING. 326 00:17:18,069 --> 00:17:19,985 OH! 327 00:17:28,069 --> 00:17:30,526 TARTER SAUCE. 328 00:17:41,485 --> 00:17:43,401 THAT STINKS, TOO. 329 00:17:43,443 --> 00:17:47,943 - THE ARTIST NEEDS A LUNCH BREAK. 330 00:17:52,860 --> 00:17:56,651 - OH! NOT YOU AGAIN. 331 00:17:56,693 --> 00:17:58,651 MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER? 332 00:17:58,693 --> 00:18:06,110 HMM... 333 00:18:06,152 --> 00:18:09,693 I'M THINKING ABOUT HAVING A KRABBY PATTY. 334 00:18:09,735 --> 00:18:13,069 ONE KRABBY PATTY. 335 00:18:13,110 --> 00:18:16,194 - BUT I WONDER IF THAT MIGHT BE TOO PREDICTABLE. 336 00:18:16,235 --> 00:18:18,985 THEN WHAT DO YOU WANT? 337 00:18:19,027 --> 00:18:20,069 I DON'T KNOW. 338 00:18:20,485 --> 00:18:23,651 I'M NOT FEELING INSPIRED AT THE MOMENT. 339 00:18:23,693 --> 00:18:25,027 HIYA, PATRICK. 340 00:18:25,069 --> 00:18:27,194 ORDERING UP A DELICIOUS KRABBY PATTY? 341 00:18:27,235 --> 00:18:28,360 - MAYBE. I DON'T KNOW. 342 00:18:28,401 --> 00:18:30,777 I'M IN A CREATIVE SLUMP. 343 00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:33,443 - OH, PATRICK, THAT'S TERRIBLE. - JUST ORDER ALREADY! 344 00:18:33,485 --> 00:18:34,818 OKAY. 345 00:18:34,860 --> 00:18:37,027 I WANT NEW IDEAS TO SATISFY 346 00:18:37,069 --> 00:18:39,277 A PUBLIC HUNGER FOR MY GOOGLY GOODS. 347 00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:43,027 - OFF THE MENU. CHOOSE SOMETHING OFF THE MENU. 348 00:18:43,069 --> 00:18:45,152 WE DON'T SERVE ARTISTIC ADVICE HERE. 349 00:18:45,194 --> 00:18:49,985 THEN WHY IS IT ON THE MENU? 350 00:18:50,027 --> 00:18:51,777 GET BACK TO WORK, SQUIDWARD. 351 00:18:51,818 --> 00:18:55,277 - IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, THIS IS NOT AN ARTIST'S HAT. 352 00:18:58,777 --> 00:19:03,735 OH, YOU CAN BORROW MINE. 353 00:19:03,777 --> 00:19:05,735 BEAUTIFUL. 354 00:19:05,777 --> 00:19:08,069 - MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE, MR. PATRICK. 355 00:19:08,110 --> 00:19:10,568 OUR ARTISTIC CONSULTANT WILL BE RIGHT WITH YOU. 356 00:19:10,610 --> 00:19:12,235 THIS IS MR. TENTACLES. 357 00:19:12,277 --> 00:19:14,319 HE'LL BE HANDLING ALL YOUR ARTISTIC ADVICE NEEDS. 358 00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:15,735 - MM-HMM. 359 00:19:15,777 --> 00:19:17,568 - MM-HMM. PLEASURE. 360 00:19:17,610 --> 00:19:20,526 - HERE'S YOUR KRABBY PATTY. SHALL I PUT IT ON YOUR TAB? 361 00:19:20,568 --> 00:19:21,860 - OH, YEAH. KEEP IT OPEN. 362 00:19:21,902 --> 00:19:24,985 WE MIGHT BE HERE ALL NIGHT. 363 00:19:25,027 --> 00:19:29,069 LET ME JUST SAY, RIGHT UP FRONT, I'M A FAN. 364 00:19:29,110 --> 00:19:33,152 I'M EXCITED TO LEARN FROM A MASTER. 365 00:19:33,194 --> 00:19:35,360 MY CAREER AND SELF-WORTH ARE IN YOUR HANDS. 366 00:19:35,401 --> 00:19:39,110 A LOT IS RIDING ON THIS. OKAY... 367 00:19:39,152 --> 00:19:42,985 - ADVISE. 368 00:19:43,027 --> 00:19:48,902 WHY DON'T YOU JUST CONCENTRATE ON YOUR PATTY? 369 00:19:48,943 --> 00:19:50,610 - WHAT? AH! OF COURSE! 370 00:19:50,651 --> 00:19:53,319 IT'S SO OBVIOUS NOW. HOW DID I NOT SEE IT EARLIER? 371 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:56,526 SQUIDWARD'S A GENIUS. 372 00:19:56,568 --> 00:20:00,027 I KNOW NOW WHAT I MUST DO! 373 00:20:09,069 --> 00:20:11,735 BRILLIANT. 374 00:20:11,777 --> 00:20:15,568 I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH AN EXAMPLE OF RAW CREATIVITY. 375 00:20:15,610 --> 00:20:19,860 THIS WILL TURN THE ART WORLD ON ITS HEAD. 376 00:20:19,902 --> 00:20:23,152 I HEREBY DECLARE THIS THE NEXT BIG THING! 377 00:20:23,194 --> 00:20:24,818 THE NEXT BIG THING... 378 00:20:24,860 --> 00:20:25,943 THING. 379 00:20:25,985 --> 00:20:30,777 THING. 380 00:20:32,860 --> 00:20:37,485 - YOU DID IT, PATRICK. YOU FOUND YOUR INSPIRATION. 381 00:20:37,526 --> 00:20:42,360 - THEN I'M GONNA NEED MORE OF THOSE PATTY THINGIES. - YOU GOT IT, BUDDY. 382 00:20:54,902 --> 00:20:57,985 HUH? 383 00:20:58,027 --> 00:21:00,568 OOOH! MONEY! 384 00:21:00,610 --> 00:21:03,401 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY... 385 00:21:03,443 --> 00:21:06,526 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY... 386 00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:12,194 WHAT THE... 387 00:21:12,235 --> 00:21:14,526 HUH? 388 00:21:14,568 --> 00:21:18,902 SPONGEBOB! PATRICK! 389 00:21:24,818 --> 00:21:26,319 WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS? 390 00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:28,568 IT'S MY ART. 391 00:21:28,610 --> 00:21:35,027 I BUY KRABBY PATTIES FOR $3, AND I SELL THEM FOR 50. 392 00:21:38,235 --> 00:21:40,027 HA AND HA. 393 00:21:40,069 --> 00:21:42,360 WHY'S HE SO MAD, SQUIDWARD? 394 00:21:42,401 --> 00:21:44,651 I WAS JUST FOLLOWING YOUR ADVICE. 395 00:21:44,693 --> 00:21:45,610 WHAT? 396 00:21:45,651 --> 00:21:49,443 IT WAS YOUR IDEA, HUH? 397 00:21:52,860 --> 00:21:56,235 - HERE'S OUR NEW BATCH OF PIPING HOT KRABBY PATTY CANVASES. 398 00:21:56,277 --> 00:21:59,735 - GREAT, SPONGEBOB. THAT'LL BE 50 BUCKS. 399 00:21:59,777 --> 00:22:02,360 - IT'S SO INEXPENSIVE. - AND HERE'S YOUR PATTY. 400 00:22:02,401 --> 00:22:05,152 ONE MORE ART PATTY, MR. STAR. 401 00:22:05,194 --> 00:22:07,235 - IT'S SUCH AN HONOR TO MEET YOU. 402 00:22:07,277 --> 00:22:11,443 - I CAN ONLY IMAGINE. APPRENTICE! 403 00:22:11,485 --> 00:22:17,235 MAKE ANOTHER OF MY MASTERPIECES, GOOD MAN. 404 00:22:17,277 --> 00:22:20,943 IF YOU WORK REAL HARD, YOU MAY BE AN ARTIST TOO SOMEDAY. 405 00:22:22,610 --> 00:22:24,985 - HMM. PROBABLY NOT. 406 00:22:25,027 --> 00:22:26,319 IT NEEDS MORE GLITTER.