1 00:00:27,572 --> 00:00:30,530 - PLEASE BE MONEY. PLEASE BE MONEY. 2 00:00:30,572 --> 00:00:32,363 OH! THAT'S NOT MONEY. 3 00:00:32,405 --> 00:00:33,530 IT'S FROM SPONGEBOB. 4 00:00:33,572 --> 00:00:36,280 "DEAR MR. KRABS, 5 00:00:36,322 --> 00:00:37,863 TO MY HOUSE TONIGHT. 6 00:00:37,905 --> 00:00:39,489 I'M HAVING A FREE MONEY PARTY." 7 00:00:39,530 --> 00:00:41,447 PARTY! 8 00:00:41,489 --> 00:00:43,821 TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. 9 00:00:43,863 --> 00:00:46,821 - "DEAR SQUIDWARD, COME TO MY HOUSE TONIGHT. 10 00:00:46,863 --> 00:00:50,238 I'M HAVING A LATTE SIPPING CONTEST." 11 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:52,739 TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE! 12 00:00:52,780 --> 00:00:55,113 - "PLEASE COME BY MY HOUSE TONIGHT. 13 00:00:55,155 --> 00:00:57,280 I'M HAVING A SCIENCE FAIR." 14 00:00:57,322 --> 00:01:02,280 OH, SPONGEBOB, THIS SOUNDS PLUM TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. 15 00:01:02,322 --> 00:01:05,905 - "I'M HAVING A WEIGHT-LIFTING COMPETITION." 16 00:01:05,946 --> 00:01:08,821 TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE! 17 00:01:08,863 --> 00:01:11,489 A QUIET EVENING, 18 00:01:11,530 --> 00:01:13,988 THE RULES OF THE ROAD. 19 00:01:15,363 --> 00:01:17,946 AHEM. THAT SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. 20 00:01:17,988 --> 00:01:21,113 - "A MEETING 21 00:01:21,155 --> 00:01:23,780 OF THE KRUSTY KRAB." 22 00:01:23,821 --> 00:01:26,155 TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE! 23 00:01:28,405 --> 00:01:29,780 WELCOME, FRIENDS. 24 00:01:29,821 --> 00:01:30,739 PLEASE COME IN. 25 00:01:34,614 --> 00:01:36,447 I'M SO GLAD YOU ALL COULD MAKE IT. 26 00:01:36,489 --> 00:01:38,405 A MAGICAL EVENING, 27 00:01:38,447 --> 00:01:40,739 FILLED WITH... MAGIC. 28 00:01:40,780 --> 00:01:41,988 - UH, SPONGEBOB? 29 00:01:42,030 --> 00:01:42,988 - YES, MR. KRABS. 30 00:01:43,030 --> 00:01:44,071 - CAN WE SKIP THE MAGIC, 31 00:01:44,113 --> 00:01:45,530 TO THE FREE MONEY? 32 00:01:45,572 --> 00:01:47,405 THE LATTE SIPPING? 33 00:01:47,447 --> 00:01:49,322 THE PUMPING OF THE IRON? 34 00:01:49,363 --> 00:01:51,614 - AND DIABOLICAL CONSPIRACIES? 35 00:01:51,655 --> 00:01:54,238 - AND LET'S NOT FORGET THE SCIENCE FAIR. 36 00:01:57,863 --> 00:01:59,821 MY FAMILY VACATION! 37 00:01:59,863 --> 00:02:02,280 TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE! 38 00:02:03,447 --> 00:02:05,113 HEY, SORRY I'M LATE, SPONGEBOB! 39 00:02:05,155 --> 00:02:08,030 MY MOVIE-WATCHING HAT. 40 00:02:08,071 --> 00:02:09,821 - THAT DOES IT, I'M GONE. 41 00:02:09,863 --> 00:02:14,155 - all: YEAH. ME, TOO. - OW! OW! OW! 42 00:02:14,197 --> 00:02:15,238 WAIT! WAIT! 43 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:17,155 YOU'RE GONNA MISS THE FIRST SLIDE. 44 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:21,905 THAN A SLIDE. 45 00:02:21,946 --> 00:02:23,197 HA. HA. 46 00:02:23,238 --> 00:02:24,614 I'VE SEEN ENOUGH. 47 00:02:24,655 --> 00:02:26,572 - WAIT! COME BACK! 48 00:02:28,988 --> 00:02:31,238 SEE? IT'S PATRICK. 49 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:32,572 - H-H-HEY! IT'S ME! 50 00:02:32,614 --> 00:02:34,905 - WHY IS IT ALL ORANGE AND BLURRY? 51 00:02:34,946 --> 00:02:36,363 WHERE? 52 00:02:36,405 --> 00:02:38,322 - SEE? RIGHT THERE, UM, THE ENTIRE THING. 53 00:02:38,363 --> 00:02:39,905 - O-OH. 54 00:02:39,946 --> 00:02:41,697 THAT'S BECAUSE PATRICK 55 00:02:41,739 --> 00:02:43,197 WITH CHEESE FIZZ. 56 00:02:43,238 --> 00:02:46,071 PATRICK, YOU'RE SPRAYING THE CAMERA WITH CHEESE FIZZ. 57 00:02:46,113 --> 00:02:48,447 ALL ORANGE AND BLURRY. 58 00:02:48,489 --> 00:02:49,946 - I CAN'T HELP IT, SPONGEBOB, 59 00:02:49,988 --> 00:02:52,530 I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT GOING 60 00:02:52,572 --> 00:02:56,197 WITH YOU AND YOUR PARENTS, THAT MY AIM IS OFF. 61 00:02:56,238 --> 00:02:59,113 SEE? 62 00:02:59,155 --> 00:03:00,655 THERE WE GO. 63 00:03:00,697 --> 00:03:02,238 WHAT YOU MEAN. 64 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:03,655 LIKE I'VE BEEN WAITING 65 00:03:03,697 --> 00:03:06,113 TO GO ON THIS TRIP! 66 00:03:06,155 --> 00:03:08,071 - REALLY? WHY IS THAT? 67 00:03:08,113 --> 00:03:09,655 I HAVE. 68 00:03:09,697 --> 00:03:11,405 - HAVE WHAT? - BEEN WAITING. 69 00:03:11,447 --> 00:03:15,030 - WAIT, WH— YOU MEAN, SO... WHAT? 70 00:03:16,071 --> 00:03:17,821 - AH! PATRICK! THEY'RE HERE! 71 00:03:17,863 --> 00:03:20,071 - GOOD MORNING, SON. READY TO HEAD OUT? 72 00:03:20,113 --> 00:03:21,322 YOU BET! 73 00:03:21,363 --> 00:03:23,405 - SPONGEBOB, DON'T LEAVE YOUR LUGGAGE BEHIND. 74 00:03:23,447 --> 00:03:26,447 - OH, THAT'S NOT LUGGAGE. IT'S PATRICK. 75 00:03:26,489 --> 00:03:27,739 HE'S COMING WITH US, REMEMBER? 76 00:03:27,780 --> 00:03:29,489 - WELL, SHAKE A LEG, BOYS, 77 00:03:29,530 --> 00:03:32,447 ISN'T GONNA VISIT ITSELF. 78 00:03:32,489 --> 00:03:34,322 - YOUR FATHER'S RIGHT, SON. 79 00:03:34,363 --> 00:03:36,489 I'M RIGHT. 80 00:03:40,530 --> 00:03:41,489 HOMEWORK? 81 00:03:41,530 --> 00:03:42,821 - NO, PATRICK. 82 00:03:42,863 --> 00:03:44,572 IT'S A BROCHURE, 83 00:03:44,614 --> 00:03:46,405 TO BE HAD AT OUR FINAL DESTINATION, 84 00:03:46,447 --> 00:03:48,280 THE GREAT BARRIER REEF. 85 00:03:48,322 --> 00:03:49,739 SEE? THERE'S A HUGE ASSORTMENT 86 00:03:49,780 --> 00:03:52,030 OF SLIDES, AND TRAMPOLINES, 87 00:03:52,071 --> 00:03:53,363 AND FORTS. 88 00:03:53,405 --> 00:03:54,863 TO SWING ON. 89 00:03:54,905 --> 00:03:56,155 AND FORTS. 90 00:03:56,197 --> 00:03:57,780 AND A WATER PARK! 91 00:03:57,821 --> 00:03:59,614 OH, NO. THAT'S JUST WHERE YOU DROOLED ON IT. 92 00:04:01,030 --> 00:04:02,905 I CAN'T WAIT TO GET THERE! 93 00:04:02,946 --> 00:04:04,530 - HOW ABOUT YOU? - NO, I CAN'T. 94 00:04:04,572 --> 00:04:06,863 - YEAH. - NO, I MEAN I REALLY CAN'T. 95 00:04:06,905 --> 00:04:09,280 I'VE BEEN IN THIS CONFINED SPACE TOO LONG ALREADY! HELP! 96 00:04:09,322 --> 00:04:10,113 GET ME OUT OF HERE! 97 00:04:13,071 --> 00:04:14,530 - ALL RIGHT, BOYS, ALL RIGHT. 98 00:04:14,572 --> 00:04:16,697 LET'S TURN DOWN THE VOLUME BACK THERE. 99 00:04:16,739 --> 00:04:18,614 AN IDEA. 100 00:04:18,655 --> 00:04:20,988 WHY DON'T WE PLAY A ROAD GAME, TO PASS THE TIME? 101 00:04:21,030 --> 00:04:22,197 YEAH! 102 00:04:22,238 --> 00:04:23,489 KNOW ANY? 103 00:04:23,530 --> 00:04:27,489 - OH! OH! OH! OH! HIDE AND SEEK! 104 00:04:27,530 --> 00:04:29,530 - HEY, WHY DOES HE GET TO GO FIRST? 105 00:04:32,280 --> 00:04:33,946 - OKAY, FIND ME! - GAH! EGAD. 106 00:04:45,280 --> 00:04:46,238 - HEY! 107 00:05:05,238 --> 00:05:06,405 THERE'S THE GREEN FLAG. 108 00:05:06,447 --> 00:05:09,530 IS UNDERWAY. 109 00:05:17,946 --> 00:05:19,739 A NEW WINNER! 110 00:05:19,821 --> 00:05:21,530 YEAH! 111 00:05:34,821 --> 00:05:36,405 MOO. 112 00:05:36,447 --> 00:05:37,530 MOO! 113 00:05:58,489 --> 00:06:00,655 SING THE ROAD SONG. 114 00:07:07,572 --> 00:07:11,238 - UM, ANYBODY KNOW ANY OTHER GOOD ROAD TUNES? 115 00:07:18,197 --> 00:07:21,197 OOF. URG. OH. 116 00:07:21,238 --> 00:07:23,780 TO THE NEAREST SERVICE STATION? 117 00:07:23,821 --> 00:07:26,780 - UH, PROBABLY PRETTY FAR, SON. 118 00:07:29,197 --> 00:07:30,405 - OH, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. 119 00:07:35,322 --> 00:07:36,614 - SO, UH, HOW'S IT LOOKING? 120 00:07:38,697 --> 00:07:42,155 - WELL, GOT A CRACKED TIMING CASE COVER, 121 00:07:42,197 --> 00:07:46,489 IT'S BROKEN A COUPLE OF TEETH OFF THE TIMING GEAR, 122 00:07:46,530 --> 00:07:50,405 THE RADIATOR'S DAMAGED AT THE CORE, 123 00:07:50,447 --> 00:07:53,197 YOU GOT A CRACKED WATER PUMP, 124 00:07:53,238 --> 00:07:57,071 INJECTOR LINE. 125 00:07:57,113 --> 00:07:58,821 ALL THAT MEAN? 126 00:07:58,863 --> 00:08:01,489 - WELL, LITTLE MISSY, IN TECHNICAL TERMS, 127 00:08:03,322 --> 00:08:06,405 IF SHE SHE DON'T WANT TO RUN, SHE DON'T WANT TO RUN, 128 00:08:08,863 --> 00:08:10,780 - UH-HUH. AHEM. 129 00:08:10,821 --> 00:08:13,238 OH, SO WHAT ARE WE LOOKING AT, TIME-WISE? 130 00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:16,530 - WELL, NOW THAT DEPENDS. 131 00:08:16,572 --> 00:08:18,447 TIME YOU GOT? 132 00:08:24,322 --> 00:08:26,821 UH... 133 00:08:26,863 --> 00:08:28,155 NOT FUNNY. 134 00:08:31,155 --> 00:08:33,572 - HEY! AT LEAST THEY HAVE A COZY-LOOKING WAITING ROOM. 135 00:08:36,780 --> 00:08:37,530 HEY, COME ON. 136 00:08:39,155 --> 00:08:41,614 MAN, AM I BORED. 137 00:08:41,655 --> 00:08:44,197 - I AM BEYOND BORED. 138 00:08:44,238 --> 00:08:46,780 I'M... BEE-ORED. 139 00:08:46,821 --> 00:08:50,655 - OH, BOYS! IS THAT A PLAYGROUND NEXT DOOR I SEE? 140 00:08:52,030 --> 00:08:56,821 PLAYGROUND! 141 00:08:56,863 --> 00:08:58,197 HMM. 142 00:08:58,238 --> 00:09:01,071 COLORFUL PLAYGROUND I'VE SEEN. 143 00:09:01,113 --> 00:09:02,489 - MM-MMM. 144 00:09:02,530 --> 00:09:03,780 A GRAY-GROUND. 145 00:09:06,113 --> 00:09:08,697 - WELL, I'LL JUST LEAVE YOU TWO HERE TO AMUSE YOURSELVES, 146 00:09:08,739 --> 00:09:11,197 WHEN THE BOAT'S FIXED. 147 00:09:11,238 --> 00:09:13,530 - UM, ACTUALLY THIS PLACE 148 00:09:13,572 --> 00:09:14,697 HAVE FUN! 149 00:09:14,739 --> 00:09:17,238 - WELL, THIS IS A NASTY TURN OF EVENTS. 150 00:09:17,280 --> 00:09:18,863 - YOU'RE PREACHING TO THE CHOIR, PATRICK. 151 00:09:18,905 --> 00:09:20,572 - I KNEW IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN, TOO. 152 00:09:20,614 --> 00:09:22,155 - YOU DID? HOW? 153 00:09:22,197 --> 00:09:24,447 - 'CAUSE IT HAPPENS EVERY TIME 154 00:09:24,489 --> 00:09:25,905 IN MY BACK POCKET. 155 00:09:27,071 --> 00:09:29,238 DARN! IT'S ALMOST EMPTY. 156 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:32,238 - WELL, I GUESS WE'LL JUST HAVE TO MAKE THE BEST OF IT. 157 00:09:35,363 --> 00:09:36,405 HEY, PATRICK, 158 00:09:38,489 --> 00:09:40,405 - HUH? 159 00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:42,863 SPONGEBOB, WERE YOU TALKIN' TO ME? 160 00:09:42,905 --> 00:09:46,697 CALLIN' ME FROM THIS DIRECTION. 161 00:09:46,739 --> 00:09:48,988 SPONGEBOB, WHERE ARE YOU? 162 00:09:49,030 --> 00:09:49,988 - HEY, PATRICK. 163 00:09:50,030 --> 00:09:50,988 HUH. 164 00:09:51,030 --> 00:09:52,489 SPONGEBOB? 165 00:09:52,530 --> 00:09:55,530 AW, COME ON, WHERE ARE YOU HIDING? THIS ISN'T FUNNY. 166 00:09:55,572 --> 00:09:57,697 - HUH. - PATRICK, I'M RIGHT HERE. 167 00:09:57,739 --> 00:10:00,447 - OH, HEY, SPONGEBOB. HOW'D YOU GET THERE? 168 00:10:00,489 --> 00:10:02,447 - WELL, I WAS ON THIS SEESAW— - SLIDE! 169 00:10:02,489 --> 00:10:05,697 HA! 170 00:10:15,363 --> 00:10:16,489 - OOF! 171 00:10:16,530 --> 00:10:18,030 - PATRICK, DO YOU NEED HELP? 172 00:10:18,071 --> 00:10:19,447 HUH? 173 00:10:19,489 --> 00:10:21,614 OH, WITH THIS SLIDE STUCK TO MY BOTTOM? 174 00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:23,697 NAR, HUH. I WANT IT THERE. 175 00:10:26,988 --> 00:10:27,946 I HATE YOU, SLIDE! 176 00:10:29,113 --> 00:10:30,113 OOF! 177 00:10:33,197 --> 00:10:35,030 OH, SORRY, SPONGEBOB. 178 00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:40,280 - HEY, LOOK, A SWING SET! 179 00:10:46,821 --> 00:10:47,821 CAN'T GO WRONG 180 00:10:47,863 --> 00:10:49,155 PLAYGROUND FAVORITE. 181 00:10:50,946 --> 00:10:52,988 WHEE. 182 00:10:53,030 --> 00:10:54,697 HEY, 183 00:10:54,739 --> 00:10:56,530 AT THE GREAT BARRIER REEF, HUH? 184 00:10:56,572 --> 00:10:58,197 TRY IT, PATRICK. 185 00:10:58,238 --> 00:10:59,405 OKAY. 186 00:11:02,155 --> 00:11:03,489 IT'S NOT WORKING. 187 00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:05,739 - NO, GO BACK AND FORTH, LIKE THIS. UH, UH, UH, UH. 188 00:11:05,780 --> 00:11:07,363 THERE YOU GO, 189 00:11:07,405 --> 00:11:09,322 NOW YOU'RE GETTIN' INTO THE... SWING OF THINGS. 190 00:11:13,322 --> 00:11:15,821 HEY! WATCH ME... 191 00:11:15,863 --> 00:11:17,363 GO! 192 00:11:17,405 --> 00:11:19,071 OH! OH-WHOA! 193 00:11:19,113 --> 00:11:20,238 PATRICK? 194 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,863 GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! 195 00:11:22,905 --> 00:11:24,405 WHOA! 196 00:11:24,447 --> 00:11:26,905 - PATRICK! I'M COMING! 197 00:11:26,946 --> 00:11:28,363 YOW! 198 00:11:28,405 --> 00:11:29,655 AAH! 199 00:11:29,697 --> 00:11:32,821 - YOW! OW! OW! 200 00:11:32,863 --> 00:11:34,697 - WAH! AI-AH! WAH! 201 00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:40,405 YOW! OW! OW! 202 00:11:40,447 --> 00:11:43,238 WAH! AH! AH! 203 00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:46,155 AH! OH. 204 00:11:49,113 --> 00:11:50,280 PATRICK? 205 00:11:50,322 --> 00:11:51,322 SPONGEBOB. 206 00:11:51,363 --> 00:11:52,988 - PATRICK! ARE YOU OKAY? 207 00:11:53,030 --> 00:11:55,322 - NO. I'M NOT OKAY. - YOU'RE NOT? 208 00:11:55,363 --> 00:11:57,363 - NO. I'M GREAT! 209 00:11:57,405 --> 00:11:59,905 AWEOME! 210 00:11:59,946 --> 00:12:01,322 HUH, LET'S DO IT AGAIN! 211 00:12:03,238 --> 00:12:04,946 - YEAH! PATRICK, WAIT. 212 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:14,530 SOMETHING TELLS ME, THAT IS A ONE-WAY DRAIN. 213 00:12:17,489 --> 00:12:21,447 UH, HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN WALKING HERE, PATRICK? 214 00:12:21,489 --> 00:12:23,988 - WELL, THAT DEPENDS ON WHO YOU ASK. 215 00:12:24,030 --> 00:12:25,655 WHY? 216 00:12:25,697 --> 00:12:28,197 - WELL, 'CAUSE IF YOU ASK SOMEONE WITH A WATCH, 217 00:12:28,238 --> 00:12:29,405 TO TELL YOU. 218 00:12:30,821 --> 00:12:32,447 - ARE YOU GETTIN' HUNGRY? 219 00:12:32,489 --> 00:12:34,572 - YEAH! HOW'D YOU KNOW? 220 00:12:34,614 --> 00:12:36,489 - OH, I COULD HEAR YOUR STOMACH GROWLING. 221 00:12:36,530 --> 00:12:37,614 FOR A SECOND, 222 00:12:39,322 --> 00:12:40,697 TO EAT US. 223 00:12:44,238 --> 00:12:45,863 THAT'S FUNNY. 224 00:12:45,905 --> 00:12:47,697 COULDN'T HAVE BEEN MY STOMACH GROWLING, THOUGH. 225 00:12:47,739 --> 00:12:48,946 - IT COULDN'T? - NOPE! 226 00:12:48,988 --> 00:12:51,614 BEFORE THE TRIP. 227 00:12:51,655 --> 00:12:52,988 - WELL, I COULD HAVE SWORN 228 00:12:54,322 --> 00:12:56,238 SPONGEBOB! I HEARD IT, I HEARD GROWLING! 229 00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:58,863 - NO, THAT TIME IT WAS MY STOMACH. 230 00:12:58,905 --> 00:13:00,863 THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMETHING AROUND HERE TO EAT. 231 00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:02,614 MMM! 232 00:13:04,530 --> 00:13:05,780 PATRICK, I FOUND 233 00:13:05,821 --> 00:13:06,946 OOF! 234 00:13:06,988 --> 00:13:08,905 NOT... EAT! 235 00:13:12,821 --> 00:13:13,946 THE WARNING. 236 00:13:13,988 --> 00:13:15,572 - PATRICK, 237 00:13:16,821 --> 00:13:18,447 - THE CUPCAKE? 238 00:13:18,489 --> 00:13:20,113 THE VENDING MACHINE. 239 00:13:21,780 --> 00:13:23,614 - O-OH. 240 00:13:25,946 --> 00:13:27,113 - WAS IT YOUR STOMACH THAT TIME, TOO? 241 00:13:27,155 --> 00:13:29,113 NOPE. 242 00:13:29,155 --> 00:13:30,530 RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! 243 00:13:35,988 --> 00:13:39,697 ROAR! 244 00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:44,113 IT'S COMING CLOSER! 245 00:13:46,530 --> 00:13:48,946 OH, NO! IT'S A SHEER DROP-OFF! 246 00:13:48,988 --> 00:13:49,988 DO WE DO? 247 00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:51,280 DON'T ASK ME. 248 00:13:51,322 --> 00:13:52,905 I DON'T REMEMBER 249 00:13:52,946 --> 00:13:55,863 "BEING EATEN ALIVE" ON THIS TRIP'S ITINERARY. 250 00:13:55,905 --> 00:13:58,572 - I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE DIGESTED! 251 00:14:00,614 --> 00:14:01,946 - WAIT, SPONGEBOB. 252 00:14:01,988 --> 00:14:03,780 OUT OF THIS. 253 00:14:03,821 --> 00:14:05,030 YOU DO? 254 00:14:05,071 --> 00:14:06,280 IN A MOVIE ONCE. 255 00:14:06,322 --> 00:14:08,238 NOW, WATCH CLOSELY, 256 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:10,572 WHAT I DO. 257 00:14:10,614 --> 00:14:11,489 ROGER. 258 00:14:14,489 --> 00:14:15,821 - OKAY, NOW WHAT? 259 00:14:15,863 --> 00:14:17,071 - UH, I'M NOT SURE. 260 00:14:17,113 --> 00:14:18,697 IN THE SECOND HALF OF THE MOVIE. 261 00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:27,530 - WELL, I HOPE THAT MONSTER'S CARRYING SOME SYRUP. 262 00:14:27,572 --> 00:14:30,405 - YEAH, 'CAUSE IF HE EATS US, HE'S HAVING PANCAKES FOR LUNCH. 263 00:14:30,447 --> 00:14:31,614 WHOA! 264 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:39,614 - PATRICK, WE DID IT! 265 00:14:39,655 --> 00:14:40,780 - WE'RE NOT GONNA BE EATEN! 266 00:14:40,821 --> 00:14:42,071 - HOORAY, FOR NOT BEING EATEN! 267 00:14:42,113 --> 00:14:43,821 HOORAY! 268 00:14:47,946 --> 00:14:50,238 - HEY, SPONGEBOB? - YEAH, PATRICK. 269 00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:53,821 IS MAKING ME HUNGRY. 270 00:14:53,863 --> 00:14:55,280 - OH, HO, DON'T WORRY. 271 00:14:55,322 --> 00:14:56,988 TO THE GREAT BARRIER REEF, 272 00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:58,030 WE'LL EAT LIKE KINGS. 273 00:14:58,071 --> 00:14:59,155 ALL RIGHT! 274 00:14:59,197 --> 00:15:00,489 ALL RIGHT! 275 00:15:00,530 --> 00:15:01,655 NOW, PUT HER THERE, PATRICK. 276 00:15:01,697 --> 00:15:02,905 PUT HER THERE! 277 00:15:04,197 --> 00:15:05,405 - EW, PATRICK, 278 00:15:05,447 --> 00:15:07,030 A DIFFERENT MOISTURIZER? 279 00:15:12,863 --> 00:15:14,280 - OH, NO, IT'S— 280 00:15:14,322 --> 00:15:16,697 IT'S JUST THE SAME OLD MOISTURIZER I ALWAYS USE. 281 00:15:19,071 --> 00:15:20,322 - AW, COME ON, SPONGEBOB, 282 00:15:20,363 --> 00:15:21,572 DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING HERE. 283 00:15:23,614 --> 00:15:25,322 LET ME GUESS, 284 00:15:25,363 --> 00:15:26,946 IT'S TIME TO START SCREAMING AGAIN? 285 00:15:26,988 --> 00:15:29,071 ONE SECOND. 286 00:15:29,113 --> 00:15:29,946 OKAY, NOW. 287 00:15:39,363 --> 00:15:42,739 - SPONGEBOB, AS MUCH AS I'D LIKE TO STAY AND HANG AROUND, 288 00:15:42,780 --> 00:15:45,071 I'M NOT SURE THAT NOW'S THE BEST TIME. 289 00:15:45,113 --> 00:15:46,071 - I KNOW, PATRICK, 290 00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:47,155 BUT RIGHT NOW, 291 00:15:48,363 --> 00:15:49,780 COURSE OF ACTION. 292 00:15:49,821 --> 00:15:52,197 - WELL, 293 00:15:54,113 --> 00:15:58,071 FLOWING TO MY ARMS. OW. 294 00:15:58,113 --> 00:16:00,322 - DON'T WORRY, PATRICK, 295 00:16:00,363 --> 00:16:01,405 THAT'S WEARING THIN. 296 00:16:04,863 --> 00:16:06,155 - GRAB IT, PATRICK! 297 00:16:06,197 --> 00:16:07,988 - G-GRABBING! 298 00:16:09,614 --> 00:16:12,238 - OKAY, SPONGEBOB, YOUR TURN! 299 00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:13,197 - SPONGEBOB! 300 00:16:13,238 --> 00:16:14,530 - HUH? OH, I GOT IT. 301 00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:30,697 - PHEW! THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE, HUH, PATRICK? 302 00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:31,988 YEAH. 303 00:16:34,113 --> 00:16:35,071 VINE. HA. 304 00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:37,489 - PATRICK. PATRICK? 305 00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:38,780 DID YOU HEAR THAT? 306 00:16:40,489 --> 00:16:41,655 OF THIS BIG ROCK. 307 00:16:41,697 --> 00:16:43,572 THIS ISN'T A BIG ROCK. 308 00:16:43,614 --> 00:16:46,739 - IT'S A BIG WALL. - DO YOU SUPPOSE IT BELONGS TO THAT GIFT SHOP RIGHT THERE? 309 00:16:46,780 --> 00:16:48,863 BE DOING, 310 00:16:48,905 --> 00:16:50,363 OF NOWHERE? 311 00:16:50,405 --> 00:16:51,946 - I— UH, SELLING GIFTS? 312 00:16:51,988 --> 00:16:53,905 - WOW, PATRICK, 313 00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:55,363 ALL THIS STUFF! 314 00:16:58,030 --> 00:16:59,405 BUY SOMETHING? 315 00:16:59,447 --> 00:17:02,280 - NAH, I'M NOT IN THE MARKET FOR ANY SOUVENIRS. 316 00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:03,946 - OH-HO, YOU CAN 317 00:17:05,238 --> 00:17:06,988 OH, NO. I JUST REALIZED WHAT THIS PLACE IS! 318 00:17:07,030 --> 00:17:08,155 YOU HAVE? 319 00:17:08,197 --> 00:17:10,863 - PATRICK, 320 00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:12,739 TOURIST TRAP. 321 00:17:12,780 --> 00:17:14,614 - A TRAP! - SHH. 322 00:17:14,655 --> 00:17:15,655 A TRAP. 323 00:17:15,697 --> 00:17:17,238 - COME ON. LET'S ESCAPE, 324 00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:18,863 ON USELESS TRINKETS. 325 00:17:20,905 --> 00:17:22,238 PATRICK, WAIT. 326 00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:23,905 DRIFTWOOD SCULPTURE OVER THERE, 327 00:17:23,946 --> 00:17:26,155 AS A MANTLEPIECE. 328 00:17:26,197 --> 00:17:28,697 - SPONGEBOB, NO! 329 00:17:31,821 --> 00:17:33,988 SPONGEBOB! 330 00:17:34,030 --> 00:17:37,530 - PATRICK, THAT TOURIST TRAP TOOK ME FOR EVERYTHING I HAD. 331 00:17:37,572 --> 00:17:40,405 NOW WE DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY, WE'RE STILL LOST, 332 00:17:40,447 --> 00:17:42,405 AND WE'RE GONNA BE IN BIG TROUBLE. 333 00:17:42,447 --> 00:17:45,155 OH! THIS VACATION IS A DISASTER! 334 00:17:46,863 --> 00:17:49,238 - SPONGEBOB, I— 335 00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:55,946 - I DON'T THINK THIS VACATION'S BEEN A DISASTER. 336 00:17:57,739 --> 00:17:58,739 YOU DON'T? 337 00:17:58,780 --> 00:18:01,363 - NO, OF COURSE NOT. SEE! 338 00:18:02,655 --> 00:18:04,197 AT THE GREAT BARRIER REEF. 339 00:18:04,238 --> 00:18:05,614 - PATRICK, YOU'RE RIGHT! 340 00:18:05,655 --> 00:18:07,322 DOWN A SEWAGE PIPE... 341 00:18:07,363 --> 00:18:08,447 LIKE A SLIDE... 342 00:18:08,489 --> 00:18:10,322 A HUGE ANEMONE... 343 00:18:10,363 --> 00:18:12,197 A TRAMPOLINE... 344 00:18:12,238 --> 00:18:13,197 HID IN A NEST. 345 00:18:13,238 --> 00:18:14,655 LIKE A FORT... 346 00:18:14,697 --> 00:18:17,489 - AND SWUNG ON SOME VINES, WHICH ARE A LOT LIKE ROPES. 347 00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:19,447 HAS IT ALL! 348 00:18:19,489 --> 00:18:21,905 FOR ONE THING. 349 00:18:21,946 --> 00:18:22,905 WHAT'S THAT? 350 00:18:22,946 --> 00:18:24,405 A WAY OUTTA HERE. 351 00:18:24,447 --> 00:18:26,780 MUST BE WORRIED SICK. 352 00:18:26,821 --> 00:18:30,905 UNTIL THEY COME AND FIND US. 353 00:18:30,946 --> 00:18:33,655 THAT WAY, WE'LL BE WELL-RESTED FOR THE RIDE HOME. 354 00:18:33,697 --> 00:18:35,697 WE START WALKING. 355 00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:38,280 HE WAS GONNA SUGGEST THAT. 356 00:19:20,238 --> 00:19:23,113 - SPONGEBOB, 357 00:19:23,155 --> 00:19:25,489 FOR A WHILE. 358 00:19:25,530 --> 00:19:26,739 - GOOD IDEA, PATRICK. 359 00:19:26,780 --> 00:19:28,614 I'LL JUST PLAY THE ROAD SONG ON THIS WHISTLE, 360 00:19:28,655 --> 00:19:30,113 FROM THE SOUVENIR SHOP. 361 00:19:42,697 --> 00:19:45,155 - OH, HEY, SON. WE'RE READY TO GO. 362 00:20:23,780 --> 00:20:25,489 - WOW, SPONGEBOB, 363 00:20:25,530 --> 00:20:27,113 YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD WITH THAT THING. 364 00:20:27,155 --> 00:20:28,946 - OH, THANKS, PATRICK, GLAD YOU THINK SO. 365 00:20:28,988 --> 00:20:30,530 WELL, 366 00:20:30,572 --> 00:20:32,405 APPARENTLY, I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO DOES. 367 00:20:32,447 --> 00:20:33,614 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 368 00:20:33,655 --> 00:20:35,113 OH, NO, NOT AGAIN. 369 00:20:36,821 --> 00:20:38,697 TO HAVE SOOTHED IT. 370 00:20:38,739 --> 00:20:40,572 IT'S OFFERING US A RIDE. 371 00:21:41,363 --> 00:21:42,572 DUH. 372 00:21:45,322 --> 00:21:46,739 - THANKS, AGAIN! 373 00:21:46,780 --> 00:21:48,405 PATRICK, I THINK THAT IS THE FRIENDLIEST, 374 00:21:48,447 --> 00:21:50,238 TERRIFYINGLY, GIGANTIC INSECT 375 00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:52,405 OF BEING CARRIED OFF BY. 376 00:21:52,447 --> 00:21:53,447 - ME, TOO. 377 00:21:53,489 --> 00:21:55,946 - SPONGEBOB? OH! THERE YOU ARE. 378 00:21:55,988 --> 00:21:57,530 - OKAY, HOP IN, BOYS, 379 00:21:57,572 --> 00:21:59,322 THE BOAT-MOBILE'S AS GOOD AS NEW, 380 00:21:59,363 --> 00:22:02,238 AND WE'VE GOT MILES AND MILES OF OPEN ROAD AHEAD OF US. 381 00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:03,572 BOYS? 382 00:22:06,238 --> 00:22:07,946 - DO SOMETHING, HAROLD. 383 00:22:07,988 --> 00:22:09,821 - HE'S YOUR SON, MARGARET. 384 00:22:09,863 --> 00:22:11,655 HE'S YOUR SON.