- PLEASE BE MONEY. PLEASE BE MONEY.
OH! THAT'S NOT MONEY.
IT'S FROM SPONGEBOB.
"DEAR MR. KRABS,
TO MY HOUSE TONIGHT.
I'M HAVING A FREE MONEY PARTY."
PARTY!
TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.
- "DEAR SQUIDWARD, COME TO MY HOUSE TONIGHT.
I'M HAVING A LATTE SIPPING CONTEST."
TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!
- "PLEASE COME BY MY HOUSE TONIGHT.
I'M HAVING A SCIENCE FAIR."
OH, SPONGEBOB, THIS SOUNDS PLUM TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.
- "I'M HAVING A WEIGHT-LIFTING COMPETITION."
TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!
A QUIET EVENING,
THE RULES OF THE ROAD.
AHEM. THAT SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.
- "A MEETING
OF THE KRUSTY KRAB."
TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!
WELCOME, FRIENDS.
PLEASE COME IN.
I'M SO GLAD YOU ALL COULD MAKE IT.
A MAGICAL EVENING,
FILLED WITH... MAGIC.
- UH, SPONGEBOB?
- YES, MR. KRABS.
- CAN WE SKIP THE MAGIC,
TO THE FREE MONEY?
THE LATTE SIPPING?
THE PUMPING OF THE IRON?
- AND DIABOLICAL CONSPIRACIES?
- AND LET'S NOT FORGET THE SCIENCE FAIR.
MY FAMILY VACATION!
TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!
HEY, SORRY I'M LATE, SPONGEBOB!
MY MOVIE-WATCHING HAT.
- THAT DOES IT, I'M GONE.
- all: YEAH. ME, TOO. - OW! OW! OW!
WAIT! WAIT!
YOU'RE GONNA MISS THE FIRST SLIDE.
THAN A SLIDE.
HA. HA.
I'VE SEEN ENOUGH.
- WAIT! COME BACK!
SEE? IT'S PATRICK.
- H-H-HEY! IT'S ME!
- WHY IS IT ALL ORANGE AND BLURRY?
WHERE?
- SEE? RIGHT THERE, UM, THE ENTIRE THING.
- O-OH.
THAT'S BECAUSE PATRICK
WITH CHEESE FIZZ.
PATRICK, YOU'RE SPRAYING THE CAMERA WITH CHEESE FIZZ.
ALL ORANGE AND BLURRY.
- I CAN'T HELP IT, SPONGEBOB,
I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT GOING
WITH YOU AND YOUR PARENTS, THAT MY AIM IS OFF.
SEE?
THERE WE GO.
WHAT YOU MEAN.
LIKE I'VE BEEN WAITING
TO GO ON THIS TRIP!
- REALLY? WHY IS THAT?
I HAVE.
- HAVE WHAT? - BEEN WAITING.
- WAIT, WH— YOU MEAN, SO... WHAT?
- AH! PATRICK! THEY'RE HERE!
- GOOD MORNING, SON. READY TO HEAD OUT?
YOU BET!
- SPONGEBOB, DON'T LEAVE YOUR LUGGAGE BEHIND.
- OH, THAT'S NOT LUGGAGE. IT'S PATRICK.
HE'S COMING WITH US, REMEMBER?
- WELL, SHAKE A LEG, BOYS,
ISN'T GONNA VISIT ITSELF.
- YOUR FATHER'S RIGHT, SON.
I'M RIGHT.
HOMEWORK?
- NO, PATRICK.
IT'S A BROCHURE,
TO BE HAD AT OUR FINAL DESTINATION,
THE GREAT BARRIER REEF.
SEE? THERE'S A HUGE ASSORTMENT
OF SLIDES, AND TRAMPOLINES,
AND FORTS.
TO SWING ON.
AND FORTS.
AND A WATER PARK!
OH, NO. THAT'S JUST WHERE YOU DROOLED ON IT.
I CAN'T WAIT TO GET THERE!
- HOW ABOUT YOU? - NO, I CAN'T.
- YEAH. - NO, I MEAN I REALLY CAN'T.
I'VE BEEN IN THIS CONFINED SPACE TOO LONG ALREADY! HELP!
GET ME OUT OF HERE!
- ALL RIGHT, BOYS, ALL RIGHT.
LET'S TURN DOWN THE VOLUME BACK THERE.
AN IDEA.
WHY DON'T WE PLAY A ROAD GAME, TO PASS THE TIME?
YEAH!
KNOW ANY?
- OH! OH! OH! OH! HIDE AND SEEK!
- HEY, WHY DOES HE GET TO GO FIRST?
- OKAY, FIND ME! - GAH! EGAD.
- HEY!
THERE'S THE GREEN FLAG.
IS UNDERWAY.
A NEW WINNER!
YEAH!
MOO.
MOO!
SING THE ROAD SONG.
- UM, ANYBODY KNOW ANY OTHER GOOD ROAD TUNES?
OOF. URG. OH.
TO THE NEAREST SERVICE STATION?
- UH, PROBABLY PRETTY FAR, SON.
- OH, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
- SO, UH, HOW'S IT LOOKING?
- WELL, GOT A CRACKED TIMING CASE COVER,
IT'S BROKEN A COUPLE OF TEETH OFF THE TIMING GEAR,
THE RADIATOR'S DAMAGED AT THE CORE,
YOU GOT A CRACKED WATER PUMP,
INJECTOR LINE.
ALL THAT MEAN?
- WELL, LITTLE MISSY, IN TECHNICAL TERMS,
IF SHE SHE DON'T WANT TO RUN, SHE DON'T WANT TO RUN,
- UH-HUH. AHEM.
OH, SO WHAT ARE WE LOOKING AT, TIME-WISE?
- WELL, NOW THAT DEPENDS.
TIME YOU GOT?
UH...
NOT FUNNY.
- HEY! AT LEAST THEY HAVE A COZY-LOOKING WAITING ROOM.
HEY, COME ON.
MAN, AM I BORED.
- I AM BEYOND BORED.
I'M... BEE-ORED.
- OH, BOYS! IS THAT A PLAYGROUND NEXT DOOR I SEE?
PLAYGROUND!
HMM.
COLORFUL PLAYGROUND I'VE SEEN.
- MM-MMM.
A GRAY-GROUND.
- WELL, I'LL JUST LEAVE YOU TWO HERE TO AMUSE YOURSELVES,
WHEN THE BOAT'S FIXED.
- UM, ACTUALLY THIS PLACE
HAVE FUN!
- WELL, THIS IS A NASTY TURN OF EVENTS.
- YOU'RE PREACHING TO THE CHOIR, PATRICK.
- I KNEW IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN, TOO.
- YOU DID? HOW?
- 'CAUSE IT HAPPENS EVERY TIME
IN MY BACK POCKET.
DARN! IT'S ALMOST EMPTY.
- WELL, I GUESS WE'LL JUST HAVE TO MAKE THE BEST OF IT.
HEY, PATRICK,
- HUH?
SPONGEBOB, WERE YOU TALKIN' TO ME?
CALLIN' ME FROM THIS DIRECTION.
SPONGEBOB, WHERE ARE YOU?
- HEY, PATRICK.
HUH.
SPONGEBOB?
AW, COME ON, WHERE ARE YOU HIDING? THIS ISN'T FUNNY.
- HUH. - PATRICK, I'M RIGHT HERE.
- OH, HEY, SPONGEBOB. HOW'D YOU GET THERE?
- WELL, I WAS ON THIS SEESAW— - SLIDE!
HA!
- OOF!
- PATRICK, DO YOU NEED HELP?
HUH?
OH, WITH THIS SLIDE STUCK TO MY BOTTOM?
NAR, HUH. I WANT IT THERE.
I HATE YOU, SLIDE!
OOF!
OH, SORRY, SPONGEBOB.
- HEY, LOOK, A SWING SET!
CAN'T GO WRONG
PLAYGROUND FAVORITE.
WHEE.
HEY,
AT THE GREAT BARRIER REEF, HUH?
TRY IT, PATRICK.
OKAY.
IT'S NOT WORKING.
- NO, GO BACK AND FORTH, LIKE THIS. UH, UH, UH, UH.
THERE YOU GO,
NOW YOU'RE GETTIN' INTO THE... SWING OF THINGS.
HEY! WATCH ME...
GO!
OH! OH-WHOA!
PATRICK?
GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!
WHOA!
- PATRICK! I'M COMING!
YOW!
AAH!
- YOW! OW! OW!
- WAH! AI-AH! WAH!
YOW! OW! OW!
WAH! AH! AH!
AH! OH.
PATRICK?
SPONGEBOB.
- PATRICK! ARE YOU OKAY?
- NO. I'M NOT OKAY. - YOU'RE NOT?
- NO. I'M GREAT!
AWEOME!
HUH, LET'S DO IT AGAIN!
- YEAH! PATRICK, WAIT.
SOMETHING TELLS ME, THAT IS A ONE-WAY DRAIN.
UH, HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN WALKING HERE, PATRICK?
- WELL, THAT DEPENDS ON WHO YOU ASK.
WHY?
- WELL, 'CAUSE IF YOU ASK SOMEONE WITH A WATCH,
TO TELL YOU.
- ARE YOU GETTIN' HUNGRY?
- YEAH! HOW'D YOU KNOW?
- OH, I COULD HEAR YOUR STOMACH GROWLING.
FOR A SECOND,
TO EAT US.
THAT'S FUNNY.
COULDN'T HAVE BEEN MY STOMACH GROWLING, THOUGH.
- IT COULDN'T? - NOPE!
BEFORE THE TRIP.
- WELL, I COULD HAVE SWORN
SPONGEBOB! I HEARD IT, I HEARD GROWLING!
- NO, THAT TIME IT WAS MY STOMACH.
THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMETHING AROUND HERE TO EAT.
MMM!
PATRICK, I FOUND
OOF!
NOT... EAT!
THE WARNING.
- PATRICK,
- THE CUPCAKE?
THE VENDING MACHINE.
- O-OH.
- WAS IT YOUR STOMACH THAT TIME, TOO?
NOPE.
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
ROAR!
IT'S COMING CLOSER!
OH, NO! IT'S A SHEER DROP-OFF!
DO WE DO?
DON'T ASK ME.
I DON'T REMEMBER
"BEING EATEN ALIVE" ON THIS TRIP'S ITINERARY.
- I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE DIGESTED!
- WAIT, SPONGEBOB.
OUT OF THIS.
YOU DO?
IN A MOVIE ONCE.
NOW, WATCH CLOSELY,
WHAT I DO.
ROGER.
- OKAY, NOW WHAT?
- UH, I'M NOT SURE.
IN THE SECOND HALF OF THE MOVIE.
- WELL, I HOPE THAT MONSTER'S CARRYING SOME SYRUP.
- YEAH, 'CAUSE IF HE EATS US, HE'S HAVING PANCAKES FOR LUNCH.
WHOA!
- PATRICK, WE DID IT!
- WE'RE NOT GONNA BE EATEN!
- HOORAY, FOR NOT BEING EATEN!
HOORAY!
- HEY, SPONGEBOB? - YEAH, PATRICK.
IS MAKING ME HUNGRY.
- OH, HO, DON'T WORRY.
TO THE GREAT BARRIER REEF,
WE'LL EAT LIKE KINGS.
ALL RIGHT!
NOW, PUT HER THERE, PATRICK.
PUT HER THERE!
- EW, PATRICK,
A DIFFERENT MOISTURIZER?
- OH, NO, IT'S—
IT'S JUST THE SAME OLD MOISTURIZER I ALWAYS USE.
- AW, COME ON, SPONGEBOB,
DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING HERE.
LET ME GUESS,
IT'S TIME TO START SCREAMING AGAIN?
ONE SECOND.
OKAY, NOW.
- SPONGEBOB, AS MUCH AS I'D LIKE TO STAY AND HANG AROUND,
I'M NOT SURE THAT NOW'S THE BEST TIME.
- I KNOW, PATRICK,
BUT RIGHT NOW,
COURSE OF ACTION.
- WELL,
FLOWING TO MY ARMS. OW.
- DON'T WORRY, PATRICK,
THAT'S WEARING THIN.
- GRAB IT, PATRICK!
- G-GRABBING!
- OKAY, SPONGEBOB, YOUR TURN!
- SPONGEBOB!
- HUH? OH, I GOT IT.
- PHEW! THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE, HUH, PATRICK?
YEAH.
VINE. HA.
- PATRICK. PATRICK?
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
OF THIS BIG ROCK.
THIS ISN'T A BIG ROCK.
- IT'S A BIG WALL. - DO YOU SUPPOSE IT BELONGS TO THAT GIFT SHOP RIGHT THERE?
BE DOING,
OF NOWHERE?
- I— UH, SELLING GIFTS?
- WOW, PATRICK,
ALL THIS STUFF!
BUY SOMETHING?
- NAH, I'M NOT IN THE MARKET FOR ANY SOUVENIRS.
- OH-HO, YOU CAN
OH, NO. I JUST REALIZED WHAT THIS PLACE IS!
YOU HAVE?
- PATRICK,
TOURIST TRAP.
- A TRAP! - SHH.
A TRAP.
- COME ON. LET'S ESCAPE,
ON USELESS TRINKETS.
PATRICK, WAIT.
DRIFTWOOD SCULPTURE OVER THERE,
AS A MANTLEPIECE.
- SPONGEBOB, NO!
SPONGEBOB!
- PATRICK, THAT TOURIST TRAP TOOK ME FOR EVERYTHING I HAD.
NOW WE DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY, WE'RE STILL LOST,
AND WE'RE GONNA BE IN BIG TROUBLE.
OH! THIS VACATION IS A DISASTER!
- SPONGEBOB, I—
- I DON'T THINK THIS VACATION'S BEEN A DISASTER.
YOU DON'T?
- NO, OF COURSE NOT. SEE!
AT THE GREAT BARRIER REEF.
- PATRICK, YOU'RE RIGHT!
DOWN A SEWAGE PIPE...
LIKE A SLIDE...
A HUGE ANEMONE...
A TRAMPOLINE...
HID IN A NEST.
LIKE A FORT...
- AND SWUNG ON SOME VINES, WHICH ARE A LOT LIKE ROPES.
HAS IT ALL!
FOR ONE THING.
WHAT'S THAT?
A WAY OUTTA HERE.
MUST BE WORRIED SICK.
UNTIL THEY COME AND FIND US.
THAT WAY, WE'LL BE WELL-RESTED FOR THE RIDE HOME.
WE START WALKING.
HE WAS GONNA SUGGEST THAT.
- SPONGEBOB,
FOR A WHILE.
- GOOD IDEA, PATRICK.
I'LL JUST PLAY THE ROAD SONG ON THIS WHISTLE,
FROM THE SOUVENIR SHOP.
- OH, HEY, SON. WE'RE READY TO GO.
- WOW, SPONGEBOB,
YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD WITH THAT THING.
- OH, THANKS, PATRICK, GLAD YOU THINK SO.
WELL,
APPARENTLY, I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO DOES.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
OH, NO, NOT AGAIN.
TO HAVE SOOTHED IT.
IT'S OFFERING US A RIDE.
DUH.
- THANKS, AGAIN!
PATRICK, I THINK THAT IS THE FRIENDLIEST,
TERRIFYINGLY, GIGANTIC INSECT
OF BEING CARRIED OFF BY.
- ME, TOO.
- SPONGEBOB? OH! THERE YOU ARE.
- OKAY, HOP IN, BOYS,
THE BOAT-MOBILE'S AS GOOD AS NEW,
AND WE'VE GOT MILES AND MILES OF OPEN ROAD AHEAD OF US.
BOYS?
- DO SOMETHING, HAROLD.
- HE'S YOUR SON, MARGARET.
HE'S YOUR SON.