ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
SQUAREPANTS!
GIDDEE-UP!
YAH!
AHEM.
WEREN'T YOU GONNA PUT
IN THE PROJECTOR, PATRICK?
OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
- PATRICK, THOSE ARE HASH BROWNS.
HASH BROWNS!
- UMM, PATRICK? THE SLIDES?
RIGHT! THE SLIDES!
VOILA!
UH... NOW WHAT?
IN THE PROJECTOR.
RIGHT! I KNEW THAT.
TOR.
DON'T WORRY, SPONGEBOB.
I'VE GOT SOMETHING EVEN BETTER!
AHEM.
OKAY. HERE WE GO.
- OH! A SHADOW PUPPET SHOW!
- PLEASE, NO INTERRUPTIONS. - SORRY.
AS I WAS SAYING,
I WAS LYIN' AROUND MY HOUSE,
AT MY DOOR...
FOR CLAMMIN' OUT LOUD!
AWW, SHEESH!
I'M STILL NOT THERE YET?
PATRICK!
PATRICK! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO YOURSELF?
I'VE BEEN WAKING UP,
EATING, SLEEPING,
WAKING UP, EATING, SLEEPING,
WAKING UP, EATING, SLEEPING FOR MY WHOLE LIFE WITHOUT A REST!
OF MY EVERYDAY LIFE.
IT'S SO EXHAUSTING!
HELP ME, SPONGEBOB! PLEASE HELP ME!
- PAL, WHAT YOU NEED IS A VACATION!
- THAT'S IT! I NEED A VACATION!
SO YOU'D LIKE A VACATION.
GUH? OH, GREAT!
YES, HE'D LIKE A VACATION!
- WELL, YOUR OPTIONS ARE ENDLESS, MR. STAR!
ANYWHERE FROM BEAUTIFUL,
TO EXHILARATING JUNGLE SAFARIS.
IT ALL DEPENDS ON YOUR BUDGET.
I'LL JUST HAVE TO STAY HOME.
- "STAY HOME"? THAT'S IT!
YOU CAN TAKE A "STAY-CATION"!
- WHAT'S THAT? - TAKE YOUR VACATION AT HOME!
NO PACKING, NO TRAVEL.
JUST DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO!
- BEST OF ALL, IT'S FREE! - OH, BOY!
ALL RIGHT, PATRICK, ENJOY YOUR STAYCATION!
- THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO, BUDDY!
WELCOME TO STAR ROCK INN, SIR.
MY NAME IS "TODD". CAN I CHECK YOU IN?
- I DON'T KNOW. CAN YOU?
- AH, YES, STAR... STAR... STAR...
PATRICK STAR, ROOM 801.
YOUR KEY, SIR. AND PLEASE DON'T
IF THERE'S ANYTHING WE CAN DO TO MAKE YOUR STAY MORE COMFORTABLE.
MAY I TAKE YOUR BAGS, MR. STAR?
- I DON'T HAVE ANY BA. UHH...
- FOLLOW ME, SIR. YOUR ROOM IS RIGHT THIS WAY.
YOUR ROOM, SIR.
- OH, DEAR. - IS SOMETHING WRONG, MR. STAR?
- WELL, UM, HONESTLY, I'M NOT SURE
THIS ROOM IS ARRANGED.
ARRANGED?
MR. STAR, ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?
- NO, I— MAYBE IT'S THE WALLS.
I GOT IT.
LET'S PUT THE ROOM BACK THE WAY IT WAS ORIGINALLY.
OF THE STAR ROCK INN'S
MOST RELAXING FEATURES.
OH! A POOL!
POOL.
WHERE'S THE DIVING BOARD?
THE DIVING BOARD?
OOH. OH, ONE DIVING BOARD, COMING UP!
YOUR DIVING BOARD, SIR!
- ALL RIGHT!
YOU OKAY, SIR?
- MY HEAD IS SWIMMING JUST FINE, THANK YOU.
OH, NO!
LIFEGUARD ON DUTY!
ARE YOU OKAY, SIR?
SO COLD.
THIS CALLS FOR CPR.
CANDY PEPPERMINT RESUSCITATION!
SO WEAK.
STRENGTH...
RETURNING.
- BUT I'M STILL HUNGRY. - FOLLOW ME, SIR.
OH!
IF YOU WOULD TAKE YOUR SEAT, SIR.
YOUR DINING BIB, SIR.
WOW! WHAT LUXURY.
ONE KRABBY PATTY COMING UP!
AHEM!
WHAT, NO TIP?
HEY!
WHAT KIND OF RESORT IS THIS?
WHERE'S THE ENTERTAINMENT?
- OH! YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, SIR!
THE SPONGEBOB FOLLIES!
WHAT THE HEY!
BORING.
LAME.
LIFT OFF.
WELL? WHAT DO YOU THINK?
YOU ARE SMOKIN'!
AW, IT WAS NOTHING.
- NO. NO, YOU'RE REALLY SMOKING!
- WHAT?
OH, NO! THE KRABBY PATTY!
MY TUMMY IS STILL LONELY!
AH.
AHH! DELISH!
OH! SILLY ME. I FORGOT THE NAPKIN.
FOR AN ELEGANT PERSON.
I AM QUITE REFINED.
AHH!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
I'M ON VACATION!
I WAS STAYING AT WAS A DUMP,
BUT THIS PLACE IS AWESOME!
OH, HEY, WAITER. NAPKIN, PLEASE.
MR. STAR?
YOUR MEAL IS READY!
- PATRICK? WHERE IS HE?
- AH. - PATRICK, YOU DIM-WITTED MORON.
GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN!
GOOD IDEA.
I THINK I'LL HEAD OVER TO THE SPA.
I COULD USE A MASSAGE.
- GET THIS INTO YOUR TINY, TINY,
THIS IS NOT A RESORT.
IT'S MY HOUSE. THERE IS NO SPA.
AND YOU CAN'T GET A MASSAGE!
- OH! OH! OOOH! YEAH, THAT'S THE SPOT.
OH, HEY, YOU SHOULD GET A MASSAGE TOO.
PFFT! NOT LIKELY.
OW! OW! OW! OW!
AHH...
WHAT THE HAY.
MOVE OVER.
I WANT A DEEP TISSUE TREATMENT, AND DON'T FORGET THE FEET.
SO TIRED.
AHH!
- PATRICK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
IS TOO CROWDED.
THEN I FOUND THIS PLACE. IT'S QUIET AND PEACEFUL.
GOOD NIGHT, SPONGEBOB.
- WAKE UP, LADDY.
- MM? OH, HI, MR. KRABS.
ANOTHER NASTY OL' DREAM?
- MM-MM. - PATRICK IN YOUR BED AGAIN?
- MM-HMM. - AYE.
- WELL, GOOD NIGHT, LADDY. - GOOD NIGHT, SIR.
SALUTATIONS, PUNY MORTALS!
OF THE SLIDE CAROUSEL! OOOH!
SHALL GRANT YOU THREE MISERIES!
- HEY, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE THREE WISHES!
SILENCE, RED ONE!
WITHSTAND MY SLIDES!
- OH, FOR... - YAY!
- EVERYTHING OKAY IN THERE, OH GREAT GENIE?
WHAT, ARE YOU MOCKING ME, KID?
OF COURSE EVERYTHING'S NOT OKAY! I CAN'T SHOW MY SLIDES!
- WELL, THAT'S NOT THE "CAN DO" SPIRIT!
LA.
- NOW WE'RE COOKIN' WITH BLUBBER.
MY SECOND HONEYMOON.
OF ROUND-THE-CLOCK SURVEILLANCE.
WHOA!
OOH, A LETTER!
THANK YOU, MR. MAILMAN!
BOY, IF I WEREN'T ALREADY ON PAROLE...
MAIL CALL!
ATTABOY!
IT'S FREE TICKETS!
- FREE TICKETS! FOR WHAT, MR. KRABS?
"YOU AND A GUEST
ON A LUXURY OCEAN CRUISE SHIP."
- WhOO-HOO! WORKS FOR ME!
GENTLEMEN, I'M LEAVIN' YOU IN CHARGE.
SEE YA WHEN I SEE YA!
- OH, MR. KRABS. THIS SAYS "YOU AND A GUEST"!
- WELL, I SUPPOSE I COULD MAKE
TO, SAY,
ME MANSERVANT!
RIGHT THIS WAY, SIR!
THAT SECRET FORMULA RIGHT NOW!
'CAUSE ONCE YOU SHOVE OFF, IT'S AS GOOD AS MINE!
WHAT IN SEA BOTTOMS?
LOOKIE HERE, BOY,
I'M BRINGIN'
AS A PRECAUTION...
CREEPY-CRAWLY.
- WELL PLAYED, KRABS. WELL PLAYED, INDEED!
BUT AS USUAL, THIS "ONE-EYED CREEPY-CRAWLY"
IS ONE STEP AHEAD OF YOU!
YA CAN'T BEAT PLAN B!
YA CAN'T BEAT IT!
OH, THIS IS GONNA BE SO SWEET!
KAREN, WE ARE GOING ON A LUXURY CRUISE!
- A CRUISE? JUST THE TWO OF US?
OH, PLANKTON!
HEY, IF THIS IS ANOTHER SCHEME TO STEAL THE SECRET FORMULA,
YOU CAN LEAVE ME HOME!
NO, OF COURSE NOT.
AS OUR SECOND HONEYMOON.
- DON'T YOU HAVE TO HAVE
ON A SECOND?
- WHY DON'T I BUMP UP THOSE VACATION SETTINGS UP A SMIDGE?
- OH, PLANKTON,
IS GOING TO BE SO GREAT!
- YEAH, IT'S GONNA BE GROOVY, BABE.
NOW, A QUICK CHECK OF THE VACATION INVENTORY.
SUNTAN LOTION, SUNGLASS, DEATH LASER...
GOT IT!
DID YOU SEE THE PRETTY LASER, HONEY?
- SEE IT? IT ALMOST SPLIT ME IN HALF!
WHOOPS! SORRY!
I'M JUST SO EXCITED ABOUT OUR CRUISE!
CRUISEY CRUISE CRUISE!
CRUISE!
CRUISE! CRUISE!
CRUISE...
ALGORITHM WHEN WE GET BACK.
NOTHING TOPS KICKIN' BACK
AND SOAKING UP THE RAYS.
- OH, I HOPE I DON'T GET SCREEN BURN!
WITH THAT, HONEY!
- OH, PLANKTON! YOU'RE SUCH A SWEET HUSBAND
WHEN YOU AREN'T OBSESSING OVER THAT STUPID SECRET FORMULA!
- THERE HE IS, THAT SWABBY FOOL!
YOUR TURN NOW, KRABS.
- PLANKTON? WHO ARE YOU DENOUNCING NOW?
OH, THE... HORS D'OEUVRES GUY!
HE'S LATE WITH MY NIBBLES AGAIN!
- OH, DON'T GET ALL WORKED UP, PLANKTON.
LET'S JUST FOCUS ON SPENDING
FOR A CHANGE.
NOW PUSH ME BACK UP TO THE TOP!
PUSH ME TO THE TOP!
- WOULD YOU LIKE A NIBBLE, SIR? - IS THAT KELP CHEESE?
IS AS BIG AS YOU ARE!
- VERY FUNNY, KAREN.
A PILE OF CHEESE!
THAT'S IT!
WHEE!
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
I HEARD PLANKTERON.
HEY... ME, TOO.
- OH, WELL. ONE MORE TIME AROUND THE DECK!
I'M SO EXHAUSTED!
HOW'S IT GOING, HONEY?
OH, HI, PLANKTON! I MUST HAVE ACTIVATED SLEEP MODE!
OH, WHAT A GREAT IDEA THIS WAS,
FROM YOUR USUAL SHENANIGANS!
YEAH, HEH HEH, SURE IS.
- UHH, JUST SIT BACK WHILE I MASSAGE YOUR WHEELS.
- NOW YOU'RE MAKING ME SO TIRED...
- SLEEP WELL, BABE.
WHEW! THAT WAS CLOSE!
BOY, I AM SO SWEATY.
I HATE YOU, KRABS.
- WHOO-HOO!
- YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY THIS TIME!
- I'M FEELING LUCKY!
- OH, YEAH! WHOO-HOO!
GO, MR. KRABS!
I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!
FORMULA OR NO FORMULA, I'M TAKING YOU DOWN!
WHOA! WHAHH!
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. I GIVE UP!
I KNOW WHEN I'M BEAT.
OOH! WHAT'S ALL THIS?
"FREE LAND FOOD"! SOUNDS SO EXOTIC!
THIS LOOKS PROMISING.
BLEH!
DIPPED IN ROTTEN BUTTER SAUCE.
MMM... YEAH.
- UGH, HOW CAN ANYONE STAND THIS SLOP?
BACK AT THE OLD KRUSTY KRAB.
SPONGEBOB,
AND FIX ME UP A KRABBY PATTY, WOULD YA?
FROM HIS GRILL, SIR!
WHAT IS THAT DELICIOUS SMELL?
- I DON'T KNOW, BUT I WANT IT, WHATEVER IT IS!
ORDER UP, MR. KRABS!
A BUSINESS VENTURE ON OUR HANDS.
A WHOLE LOT MORE LUCER-ATIVE,
IF YA KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.
KRABBY PATTIES!
YOUR KRABBY PATTIES!
AHEM! GOOD DAY, SIRS!
I MEAN, PURCHASE A KRABBY PATTY.
WATCH ME SUCKER THIS GUY.
THAT'LL BE A MERE $100!
THAT'S ALL? WHY, CERTAINLY!
COME TO DADDY!
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
THERE'S CHUM ALL OVER THIS BILL!
HEY, BUDDY, WHERE'D YA GET THIS?
THE CHUM BUCKET LABORATORY!
NICE DOING BUSINESS, KRABS!
NOO!
STAND BACK, SIR.
TO YOUR TRUSTY MANSERVANT.
CHOKE ON THAT, YOU BIG—
UP TO SOMETHING!
I CAN'T BELIEVE
FOR YOUR OWN SELFISH NEEDS!
MY SECOND HONEYMOON RUINED!
- WELL, TECHNICALLY,
- IT'S YOUR FIRST. - OH, WOULD YOU CAN IT ALREADY?
ON MY VACATION APP.
- I DON'T THINK THAT'S SUCH A GOOD—
IF I WASN'T ON PAROLE...
ME CUSTOMERS!
AH, THIS VACATION IS A TOTAL BUST!
- THANKS, MY SWEET LITTLE GONDOLIER!
THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST... HONEYMOON EVER!