1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:08,549 - SO WHY ARE WE GOIN' TO SANDY'S HOUSE? 2 00:00:08,590 --> 00:00:10,881 FOR THE— 3 00:00:10,923 --> 00:00:11,923 OOF! 4 00:00:11,965 --> 00:00:13,799 - WE GOT THE SLIDES, SIR. 5 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:16,298 WHO? WHAT? WHY? 6 00:00:16,340 --> 00:00:18,006 WHOA! 7 00:00:20,632 --> 00:00:23,048 ALL MY VACATION SLIDES, BOYS. 8 00:00:23,090 --> 00:00:25,881 OR SO THEY THINK. 9 00:00:29,006 --> 00:00:30,465 YOU SEE, 10 00:00:30,507 --> 00:00:32,840 A SECRET COPY. 11 00:00:34,131 --> 00:00:35,215 YES, SPONGEBOB? 12 00:00:35,257 --> 00:00:37,507 - WHO IS THIS "SOMEONE?" DO WE KNOW HIM? 13 00:00:37,549 --> 00:00:39,632 - BY "SOMEONE," I WAS IMPLYING ME, SPONGEBOB. 14 00:00:40,632 --> 00:00:41,923 YES, PATRICK? 15 00:00:41,965 --> 00:00:45,382 - CAN YOU NOT IMPLY ANYMORE? IT'S CONFUSING. 16 00:00:45,423 --> 00:00:49,674 - OKAY. NO MORE QUESTIONS 'TIL THE END OF THE SLIDESHOW, KAY? 17 00:00:49,715 --> 00:00:52,048 GOOD. THIS FIRST SLIDE IS OF ME, 18 00:00:52,090 --> 00:00:53,590 GETTIN' SOME LAST-MINUTE READINGS, 19 00:00:53,632 --> 00:00:55,173 ON MY VACATION. 20 00:00:57,632 --> 00:00:59,715 GIVIN' THE THUMBS-UP, GOODBYE-FOR-NOW SALUTE. 21 00:01:01,757 --> 00:01:04,257 A LITTLE, SQUARE PAL OF MINE 22 00:01:04,298 --> 00:01:06,006 A VISIT. 23 00:01:21,590 --> 00:01:27,715 - SA-A-A-A-A— - A-A-AN-N-N-DY 24 00:01:28,423 --> 00:01:30,674 POM! 25 00:01:33,674 --> 00:01:34,757 WHOA. 26 00:01:34,799 --> 00:01:36,674 OF MY MOON WAGON? 27 00:01:36,715 --> 00:01:38,257 - I'M SORRY I ACTIVATED IT. 28 00:01:38,298 --> 00:01:40,298 HOOKED UP TO YOUR DOORBELL? 29 00:01:40,340 --> 00:01:41,715 - OH, NO, SPONGEBOB. 30 00:01:41,757 --> 00:01:43,715 A CO-EEN-CI-DANCE. 31 00:01:43,757 --> 00:01:45,382 I'M GETTIN' READY FOR MY VACATION. 32 00:01:45,423 --> 00:01:46,423 YOU GOING? 33 00:01:46,465 --> 00:01:48,173 THE MOOOON. 34 00:01:48,215 --> 00:01:51,340 - YOU'RE GOIN' ON A MOOOON TRIP? 35 00:01:51,382 --> 00:01:53,549 - YUP! I'M ALL PACKED AND READY TO GO. 36 00:01:53,590 --> 00:01:55,340 - I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 37 00:01:55,382 --> 00:01:58,549 - LOAD UP THE MOON WAGON? 38 00:02:00,382 --> 00:02:02,298 - MORNING, MR. BAKER MAN 39 00:02:02,340 --> 00:02:04,715 OH. I'M SORRY, I'LL TAKE A NUMBER. 40 00:02:04,757 --> 00:02:06,632 IT'S USUALLY... PERFORATED. 41 00:02:06,674 --> 00:02:08,674 ARGH! 42 00:02:10,215 --> 00:02:11,215 NUMBER 12. 43 00:02:12,507 --> 00:02:13,923 UM, YES, I AM NUMBER 12. 44 00:02:15,590 --> 00:02:18,257 WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU TODAY? 45 00:02:18,298 --> 00:02:20,131 SHEET CAKE, PLEASE. 46 00:02:21,465 --> 00:02:23,423 - CAN YOU PUT YUMMY WORDS ON IT? 47 00:02:23,465 --> 00:02:25,840 UM, LET'S SEE. WHAT WOULD THOSE YUMMY WORDS BE? 48 00:02:27,173 --> 00:02:28,257 OH! I GOT IT. 49 00:02:28,298 --> 00:02:30,715 HAVE FUN ON THE MOON. 50 00:02:30,757 --> 00:02:32,965 LET'S SEE, WHAT RHYMES WITH MOON? 51 00:02:33,006 --> 00:02:36,173 TUNE. RUNE. NOON. GOON. 52 00:02:36,215 --> 00:02:37,215 HOW 'BOUT LOON? 53 00:02:37,257 --> 00:02:40,048 I GOT IT! SEE YOU SOON! 54 00:02:48,465 --> 00:02:50,507 T MINUS 12, 55 00:02:50,549 --> 00:02:53,881 11, 10... 56 00:02:53,923 --> 00:02:56,382 9, 8... 57 00:02:56,423 --> 00:02:57,923 - NO-O-O, WAIT! - SEVEN. 58 00:02:57,965 --> 00:02:59,423 - SANDY! - SIX. 59 00:02:59,465 --> 00:03:01,048 - YOU CAN'T GO WITHOUT YOUR SHEET CAKE. 60 00:03:01,090 --> 00:03:02,215 - FIVE, FOUR. - WHOA! 61 00:03:02,257 --> 00:03:05,507 - AAH! - THREE, TWO. 62 00:03:05,549 --> 00:03:07,048 - WHOA. - ONE. 63 00:03:07,090 --> 00:03:09,507 - SPONGEBOB? WHAT IN COLD 64 00:03:09,549 --> 00:03:10,881 ARE YOU DOIN' IN MY SHIP? 65 00:03:13,423 --> 00:03:15,590 AND I CAME, AND THE GUY'S ALL "T MINUS" SOMETHING, AND— 66 00:03:15,632 --> 00:03:16,632 LAUNCH COMMENCING. 67 00:03:18,674 --> 00:03:20,507 - NEVER MIND! CAN'T STOP THE COUNTDOWN NOW. 68 00:03:20,549 --> 00:03:23,340 STRAP YOURSELF DOWN. 69 00:03:23,382 --> 00:03:24,881 LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GOIN' ON A MOON-CATION. 70 00:03:24,923 --> 00:03:27,006 - I AM? WHOO! 71 00:03:35,173 --> 00:03:40,465 HEY, SANDY. SANDY. SANDY. SANDY. SANDY? SANDY? HEY, SANDY. 72 00:03:40,507 --> 00:03:42,923 - I-I-I'M KIND OF BUSY HERE, SPONGEBOB. 73 00:03:42,965 --> 00:03:45,757 TO ACCOUNT FOR THE EXTRA WEIGHT. 74 00:03:45,799 --> 00:03:47,549 - OH. I JUST WANTED 75 00:03:47,590 --> 00:03:50,215 FOR THE AFTERBURNERS. 76 00:03:54,465 --> 00:03:55,757 WHAT WERE YOU SAYING, SPONGEBOB? 77 00:03:55,799 --> 00:03:58,382 - OH, I—BROUGHT YOU A BON VOYAGE SHEET CAKE. 78 00:03:58,423 --> 00:04:00,257 - YOU CAN'T BRING REGULAR FOOD INTO SPACE. 79 00:04:00,298 --> 00:04:01,590 - WH-WH-WH-WHY NOT? 80 00:04:01,632 --> 00:04:03,799 - BECAUSE, AS WE LEAVE EARTH'S GRAVITY, 81 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:05,507 BECOMES WEIGHTLESS, 82 00:04:07,215 --> 00:04:09,173 IN ALL DIRECTIONS. 83 00:04:09,215 --> 00:04:11,423 - OH. IS THAT A PROBLEM? 84 00:04:19,423 --> 00:04:21,131 AW, NUTS! 85 00:04:21,173 --> 00:04:23,674 - OOPS. SORRY, SANDY. 86 00:04:23,715 --> 00:04:25,881 - WELL, IT'S A GOOD THING I BROUGHT MY... 87 00:04:27,799 --> 00:04:28,881 HWAH! 88 00:04:28,923 --> 00:04:30,674 SPECIAL SPACESUIT, 89 00:04:30,715 --> 00:04:33,298 THIS KIND OF SITUATION. 90 00:04:33,340 --> 00:04:35,298 NOW, TRY NOT TO FOUL 91 00:04:35,340 --> 00:04:36,923 WHILE I'M OUT SAVING OUR NECKS. 92 00:04:39,965 --> 00:04:42,507 AHA! THERE'S THE PROBLEM. 93 00:04:59,340 --> 00:05:00,799 EH, COULD'VE USED MORE NUTS. 94 00:05:09,215 --> 00:05:11,131 OKAY, I GOT HER 95 00:05:11,173 --> 00:05:13,257 NOW, CAN YOU PLEASE SIT 96 00:05:13,298 --> 00:05:14,382 FOR A WHILE, SPONGEBOB? 97 00:05:14,423 --> 00:05:17,465 - ROGER THAT, FOLDING HANDS. 98 00:05:17,507 --> 00:05:20,382 FOR LUNAR MODULE 7— 99 00:05:20,423 --> 00:05:22,715 - WHAT DO YOU THINK, SANDY? - JUST DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING WHILE WE SEPARATE. 100 00:05:22,757 --> 00:05:23,590 OKAY. 101 00:05:26,965 --> 00:05:28,048 LIKE A GOOD SPOT. 102 00:05:35,507 --> 00:05:38,131 ALL RIGHT, SPONGEBOB, NOW THAT WE'VE GOT OUR CAMP SET UP, 103 00:05:38,173 --> 00:05:40,590 IT'S TIME FOR SOME MOON CRATER BOARDIN'. 104 00:05:40,632 --> 00:05:42,382 - WHAT'S MOON CRATER BOARDING? 105 00:05:42,423 --> 00:05:45,048 - IT'S SIMPLE. YOU RIDE THESE... 106 00:05:45,090 --> 00:05:46,090 ON THAT... 107 00:05:46,131 --> 00:05:48,131 LIKE THIS! 108 00:05:48,173 --> 00:05:50,507 YEE-HA! 109 00:05:50,549 --> 00:05:55,215 RIGHT HERE'S THE FLIPPITY DOO-DAH. 110 00:05:55,257 --> 00:05:58,298 RIGHT THERE'S THE CLASSIC TEXAS TAIL-GRAB. 111 00:06:02,382 --> 00:06:05,173 THE 720 NUT JOB. 112 00:06:07,215 --> 00:06:08,423 MUNCHY! 113 00:06:10,507 --> 00:06:12,090 AND LET'S NOT FORGET MY GRANDPAPPY'S FAVORITE, 114 00:06:13,382 --> 00:06:15,674 THE TOUR DE SATURN, 115 00:06:15,715 --> 00:06:17,507 STAR-GAZER. 116 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:23,715 YEE-HA! 117 00:06:23,757 --> 00:06:26,006 NOTHIN' LIKE EXTREME SPORTS IN ZERO GRAVITY. 118 00:06:26,048 --> 00:06:27,131 ALL RIGHT. 119 00:06:27,173 --> 00:06:28,423 YOUR TURN. 120 00:06:28,465 --> 00:06:30,257 - OH. GEE, I DON'T KNOW, SANDY, 121 00:06:30,298 --> 00:06:31,799 KIND OF SCARY. 122 00:06:31,840 --> 00:06:33,965 - AH, COME ON, SPONGEBOB, YOU GOT THIS. 123 00:06:34,006 --> 00:06:35,549 IT'S A CAN O' CORN. 124 00:06:35,590 --> 00:06:38,382 - WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT CORN IS, BUT I SURE LIKE CANS. 125 00:06:38,423 --> 00:06:40,215 ALL RIGHT, I'LL GIVE IT A TRY. 126 00:06:40,257 --> 00:06:42,298 EH. 127 00:06:43,799 --> 00:06:45,006 SANDY, TH-THIS DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT. 128 00:06:49,632 --> 00:06:51,674 - UH-OH. 129 00:06:51,715 --> 00:06:53,965 LOOKS LIKE SPONGEBOB'S TOO LIGHT IN THE LUNAR GRAVITY. 130 00:06:55,465 --> 00:06:57,215 SPONGEBOB, GRAB AHOLD OF THIS! 131 00:06:57,257 --> 00:06:59,006 OKAY. 132 00:06:59,048 --> 00:07:00,090 GOT IT! YEAH, WELL— 133 00:07:06,048 --> 00:07:09,173 AAH! 134 00:07:09,215 --> 00:07:11,048 WAH! OW! 135 00:07:13,923 --> 00:07:16,549 - WOW, SPONGEBOB, WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT TRICK? 136 00:07:16,590 --> 00:07:17,799 - WA-A-AH! 137 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:19,674 INTERESTING. 138 00:07:19,715 --> 00:07:21,965 HOW TO DO A "WA-A-AH!" 139 00:07:22,006 --> 00:07:24,131 - WA-A-AH! 140 00:07:24,173 --> 00:07:25,715 AAH-A-AH! 141 00:07:25,757 --> 00:07:28,549 WA-A-AH! 142 00:07:28,590 --> 00:07:31,090 WHA-A-AOH! 143 00:07:31,131 --> 00:07:36,257 WA-A-A-AH! 144 00:07:38,006 --> 00:07:40,090 HEY, THIS IS KIND OF FUN. 145 00:07:41,382 --> 00:07:43,923 - CAROL, 146 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:49,298 - WHA-HEY! WHO'S CAROL'S REAL FATHER? 147 00:07:49,340 --> 00:07:51,340 - WATCH THIS, SANDY. 148 00:07:53,507 --> 00:07:56,257 ALL RIGHT. UH, NO-LOOK, 149 00:07:56,298 --> 00:07:58,298 LET'S SEE, UH, ONE-FOOTED, 150 00:07:58,340 --> 00:08:00,465 TONGUE OUT, FLIP, LEG OUT— 151 00:08:00,507 --> 00:08:01,881 OW! 152 00:08:06,173 --> 00:08:08,549 OF THE ROCKET. 153 00:08:08,590 --> 00:08:10,507 - YOU DID GREAT, SPONGEBOB. 154 00:08:10,549 --> 00:08:13,382 THE ONE-FOOTED, TONGUE OUT, 155 00:08:13,423 --> 00:08:16,507 FLIP, LEG UP, PUNCTURE THE FUEL TANK ON THE ROCKET. 156 00:08:16,549 --> 00:08:17,507 OOPS. 157 00:08:17,549 --> 00:08:18,590 - COME ON, SPONGEBOB! 158 00:08:20,048 --> 00:08:21,757 WHILE THERE'S STILL ENOUGH FUEL TO MAKE IT HOME! 159 00:08:21,799 --> 00:08:23,840 WAIT! 160 00:08:23,881 --> 00:08:26,465 VERY IMPORTANT. 161 00:08:30,215 --> 00:08:31,840 THERE. 162 00:08:42,549 --> 00:08:45,881 SO, W-W-WE ARE GONNA MAKE IT, AREN'T WE, SANDY? 163 00:08:45,923 --> 00:08:48,923 - IF THE FUEL HOLDS OUT, THERE'S NO REASON TO PANIC. 164 00:08:57,048 --> 00:08:59,507 - WITHOUT THE ENGINES, WE'VE LOST ALL CONTROL! 165 00:08:59,549 --> 00:09:01,382 WE'RE COMING IN TOO STEEP! 166 00:09:01,423 --> 00:09:02,465 IS THAT BAD? 167 00:09:04,048 --> 00:09:05,799 IN A GIANT FIREBALL BAD. 168 00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:07,382 - OH. WELL IN THAT CASE, I WON'T EVEN— 169 00:09:07,423 --> 00:09:09,131 GIANT FIREBALL! 170 00:09:09,173 --> 00:09:11,340 UH. UH. 171 00:09:11,382 --> 00:09:13,590 AAH! 172 00:09:13,632 --> 00:09:16,257 OOF. SANDY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 173 00:09:16,298 --> 00:09:20,507 - I'M GOING TO TAKE THIS BULL BY THE HORNS. 174 00:09:32,382 --> 00:09:35,173 A GIANT FIREBALL? 175 00:09:35,215 --> 00:09:37,006 - NOT IF I CAN KEEP HER NOSE UP, WE AREN'T. 176 00:09:37,048 --> 00:09:38,715 HANG ON! 177 00:09:38,757 --> 00:09:40,465 IT'S GONNA GET BUMPY WHEN WE HIT THE ATMOSPHERE. 178 00:09:51,465 --> 00:09:53,298 AAH! 179 00:09:53,340 --> 00:09:55,965 YEE... HA! 180 00:09:56,006 --> 00:09:57,131 OOOH... 181 00:09:57,173 --> 00:09:58,382 MY GOODNESS. 182 00:09:58,423 --> 00:10:00,840 - AAH! - YIP! YIP! YIPEE! 183 00:10:02,382 --> 00:10:04,090 YEE-HA! 184 00:10:04,131 --> 00:10:05,507 YEE-HA! 185 00:10:05,549 --> 00:10:07,465 - AAH! A-A-A-AH! 186 00:10:07,507 --> 00:10:08,923 - WOO-HOO! 187 00:10:10,423 --> 00:10:14,173 - YEE-E-E-HA-A-A-AH! - A-A-A-AH! 188 00:10:14,215 --> 00:10:15,257 O-O-OH! 189 00:10:15,298 --> 00:10:16,465 NO! 190 00:10:20,215 --> 00:10:22,215 O-O-OH. 191 00:10:22,257 --> 00:10:23,799 OH, MY GOSH! 192 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:25,465 SANDY. 193 00:10:25,507 --> 00:10:27,257 SANDY, ARE YOU OKAY? 194 00:10:27,298 --> 00:10:29,215 UH. 195 00:10:29,257 --> 00:10:34,215 - OH, SANDY. I'M SORRY I RUINED YOUR VACATION TO THE MOON. 196 00:10:34,257 --> 00:10:38,006 - UH, RUINED? AW, HECK NO! 197 00:10:38,048 --> 00:10:39,590 YOU DIDN'T RUIN MY VACATION. 198 00:10:39,632 --> 00:10:42,298 THAT WAS THE MOST FUN I'VE HAD IN A TOAD'S AGE. 199 00:10:42,340 --> 00:10:46,715 SOON AS I FIX MY ROCKET, YOU AND ME IS HEADIN' TO MARS. 200 00:10:46,757 --> 00:10:49,048 NOW, LET'S GO GET US ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE SHEET CAKES. 201 00:11:03,881 --> 00:11:05,965 - WHO'S READY FOR SOME EXCITEMENT? 202 00:11:06,006 --> 00:11:07,382 WE ARE! 203 00:11:07,423 --> 00:11:10,090 WHO'S READY FOR SOME FUN? 204 00:11:10,131 --> 00:11:11,590 WE ARE! 205 00:11:11,632 --> 00:11:15,298 - WHO'S READY TO LOOK AT SOME VACATION PICTURES? 206 00:11:15,340 --> 00:11:17,173 WE—UH. HUH? 207 00:11:17,215 --> 00:11:20,881 - I'M SURE YOU ALL KNOW THIS CHARMING FELLER. 208 00:11:20,923 --> 00:11:22,881 HERE'S THE ONE THAT ALMOST GOT AWAY. 209 00:11:22,923 --> 00:11:26,881 GOLD AND GREEN. 210 00:11:26,923 --> 00:11:29,257 HERE'S WHERE THE WHOLE THING STARTED. 211 00:11:29,298 --> 00:11:33,048 - THAT'LL BE $6.75, PLEASE. 212 00:11:33,090 --> 00:11:34,507 ATTENTION! 213 00:11:34,549 --> 00:11:36,632 OF THE KRUSTY KRAB. 214 00:11:36,674 --> 00:11:38,090 TO THE MAIN OFFICE. 215 00:11:39,423 --> 00:11:41,757 - HEY! WHAT ABOUT MY CHANGE? 216 00:11:41,799 --> 00:11:43,298 YOU CALLED, MR. KRABS? 217 00:11:43,340 --> 00:11:45,632 - THAT'S RIGHT. YOU BETTER HAVE A SEAT, LADDIE. 218 00:11:45,674 --> 00:11:47,590 GENTLEMEN, I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE. 219 00:11:47,632 --> 00:11:48,590 AS OF TOMORROW, 220 00:11:48,632 --> 00:11:49,923 I'M CLOSIN' THE KRUSTY KRAB. 221 00:11:49,965 --> 00:11:51,674 HALLELUJAH! 222 00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:59,590 - RELAX, BOY. I'M JUST GOIN' ON VACATION FOR A FEW DAYS. 223 00:11:59,632 --> 00:12:02,757 YESSIREE, LADDIE. 224 00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:06,715 ON A LONG-OVERDUE VACATION. 225 00:12:06,757 --> 00:12:09,799 AND I WAS KINDA HOPIN' THAT YOU'D COME ALONG WITH US, 226 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:11,465 SPONGEBOB. 227 00:12:11,507 --> 00:12:14,048 WITH US, SPONGEBOB. 228 00:12:15,340 --> 00:12:16,881 FOR A NOMINAL FEE, OF COURSE. 229 00:12:16,923 --> 00:12:20,173 SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK, BOY? 230 00:12:20,215 --> 00:12:22,215 SPONGEBOB? 231 00:12:23,965 --> 00:12:26,965 YES. PLEASE. 232 00:12:27,006 --> 00:12:28,215 GREAT! 233 00:12:28,257 --> 00:12:29,298 WE'LL HAVE SOME FUN. 234 00:12:32,215 --> 00:12:33,757 PEARL, MY DEAR? 235 00:12:33,799 --> 00:12:36,423 AND READY TO GO? 236 00:12:36,465 --> 00:12:37,757 YOU BET YOUR BOTTOM DOLLAR. 237 00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:39,257 MY BOTTOM DOLLAR? 238 00:12:39,298 --> 00:12:40,757 WHY, I'D NEVER DO THAT. 239 00:12:40,799 --> 00:12:43,423 - IT'S JUST AN EXPRESSION, DADDY. 240 00:12:43,465 --> 00:12:45,674 I JUST MEAN I'M REALLY, REALLY EXCITED! 241 00:12:51,090 --> 00:12:54,507 - DADDY, ONE OF YOUR EMPLOYEES IS IN THE BACK SEAT! 242 00:13:06,632 --> 00:13:08,090 HEY, TRAVEL BUDDIES. 243 00:13:08,131 --> 00:13:09,923 - DADDY, 244 00:13:09,965 --> 00:13:12,881 OUR FAMILY VACATION. 245 00:13:12,923 --> 00:13:14,006 UH, IT STILL IS. 246 00:13:14,048 --> 00:13:16,632 SPONGEBOB'S LIKE A SON I NEVER HAD. 247 00:13:16,674 --> 00:13:18,382 PLUS, HE'S PAYIN' TOP-DOLLAR TO TAG ALONG. 248 00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:20,757 HI, PEARL. 249 00:13:22,006 --> 00:13:23,799 SOME QUALITY TIME TOGETHER. 250 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:27,298 - YOU KNOW, SPONGEBOB, WE'VE GOT 251 00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:29,340 RIDE ON THE FLOOR. 252 00:13:29,382 --> 00:13:31,840 WITH THE LUGGAGE, UNTIL WE LEAVE TOWN. 253 00:13:31,881 --> 00:13:34,799 THIS FAMILY TRADITION. 254 00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:38,507 - SEE. YOU TWO ARE ALREADY HAVIN' FUN TOGETHER. 255 00:13:43,923 --> 00:13:47,507 - AND THERE THEY GO. TWO WHOLE DAYS WITH NO WORK, 256 00:13:47,549 --> 00:13:49,173 AND NO SPONGEBOB. 257 00:13:49,215 --> 00:13:51,298 IT'S ALMOST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. 258 00:13:51,340 --> 00:13:54,507 NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG. 259 00:13:59,340 --> 00:14:00,298 OW! 260 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:01,549 DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING? 261 00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:03,632 OF THIS VACATION DYING! 262 00:14:03,674 --> 00:14:06,298 - OH, CHEER UP, PUMPKIN-PUSS. 263 00:14:06,340 --> 00:14:07,507 WE'RE ALMOST THERE. 264 00:14:07,549 --> 00:14:10,465 - UM, IS IT TIME TO COME UP, YET? 265 00:14:10,507 --> 00:14:12,881 - SURE. WHY NOT? JOIN THE FUNERAL. 266 00:14:12,923 --> 00:14:15,382 SUPER MEGA MALL WORLD! 267 00:14:15,423 --> 00:14:18,257 IS THAT WHERE WE'RE GOING? 268 00:14:18,298 --> 00:14:21,549 - NO-O. NO, THE PLACE WE'RE GOING IS MUCH BETTER. 269 00:14:23,215 --> 00:14:25,549 - UH, MR. KRABS? THINK WE COULD MAKE A BATHROOM STOP? 270 00:14:25,590 --> 00:14:27,257 - BUT WE'RE MAKIN' SUCH GREAT TIME! 271 00:14:27,298 --> 00:14:29,881 TRY TO HOLD IT A LITTLE LONGER, LAD. 272 00:14:29,923 --> 00:14:34,173 - HOLY MOLEY, WE'RE GOING TO PLANET ROLLER-COASTER! 273 00:14:36,215 --> 00:14:37,715 WHA— DADDY! 274 00:14:37,757 --> 00:14:39,340 WH-WHY AREN'T WE STOPPING? 275 00:14:41,215 --> 00:14:43,298 THE PLACE WE'RE GOIN' 276 00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:45,048 THAN THAT OLD AMUSEMENT PARK. 277 00:14:45,090 --> 00:14:46,757 IS IT BATHROOM LAND? 278 00:14:46,799 --> 00:14:48,340 'CAUSE I COULD REALLY USE A BATHROOM RIGHT NOW. 279 00:14:48,382 --> 00:14:51,382 BATHROOM LAND. 280 00:14:51,423 --> 00:14:53,632 OH, SPONGEBOB, YOU KILL ME. 281 00:14:53,674 --> 00:14:56,674 - YEAH, HE'S A REGULAR CHUCKLE FACTORY. 282 00:14:56,715 --> 00:14:57,507 HA. HA. HA. 283 00:14:59,382 --> 00:15:02,757 - OKAY, KIDS. WE'RE JUST ABOUT THERE. 284 00:15:02,799 --> 00:15:07,173 THE GREATEST SIGHT IN THE SEA. 285 00:15:07,215 --> 00:15:11,173 FOR A BIG SURPRI-ISE. 286 00:15:11,215 --> 00:15:14,965 - TEENAGE BOY MUSEUM. TEENAGE BOY MUSEUM! 287 00:15:15,006 --> 00:15:16,423 - BATHROOM. BATHROOM! 288 00:15:18,423 --> 00:15:23,131 - OKAY, WE'RE HERE. YOU CAN OPEN YOUR EYES NOW. 289 00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:24,965 YAY! 290 00:15:25,006 --> 00:15:28,423 THE TEENAGE BOY MUSEUM! 291 00:15:31,090 --> 00:15:33,715 IT WAS RIGHT THERE! 292 00:15:33,757 --> 00:15:37,840 - AW, IT'S OKAY, HONEY. WE WEREN'T GOIN' THERE, ANYWAY. 293 00:15:37,881 --> 00:15:39,881 THAT'S WHERE WE'RE GOIN'. 294 00:15:40,923 --> 00:15:43,298 IT'S THE BIKINI BOTTOM MINT. 295 00:15:43,340 --> 00:15:44,965 WHERE THEY MAKE ALL THE MONEY. 296 00:15:45,006 --> 00:15:49,465 MORE BEAUTIFUL IN ALL YOUR LIFE? 297 00:15:49,507 --> 00:15:52,881 - THERE'S NO WAY I'M GOING IN THERE. 298 00:15:52,923 --> 00:15:54,757 I'D RATHER SIFT THROUGH 299 00:15:54,799 --> 00:15:56,632 OF THE TEENAGE BOY MUSEUM. 300 00:15:58,507 --> 00:16:01,340 - WELL, LADDIE. LOOKS LIKE IT'S JUST YOU AND ME. 301 00:16:01,382 --> 00:16:04,549 AND OF COURSE... THE MINT. 302 00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:08,799 ISN'T THIS THE MOST EXCITING DAY OF YOUR LIFE? 303 00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:12,840 - NOT REALLY. - THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING TO THE BIKINI BOTTOM MINT. 304 00:16:12,881 --> 00:16:14,298 MY NAME IS BILL. 305 00:16:14,340 --> 00:16:15,549 - BILL? HA! 306 00:16:15,590 --> 00:16:19,465 - AND YES, I AM AWARE OF 307 00:16:19,507 --> 00:16:21,840 BETWEEN MY NAME AND MY JOB. 308 00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:25,590 NOW, I'LL BE YOUR TOUR GUIDE FOR TODAY. 309 00:16:25,632 --> 00:16:29,590 THE ENTIRE MONEY-MAKING PROCESS. 310 00:16:29,632 --> 00:16:35,131 - DID YOU HEAR THAT, BOY? THE ENTIRE MONEY-MAKING PROCESS! 311 00:16:35,173 --> 00:16:38,215 YEAH, I... SURE... DID, SIR. 312 00:16:41,423 --> 00:16:43,799 OF THE DOLLAR-MAKING PROCESS. 313 00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:48,881 AH-OOH-AH-OOH-AH. 314 00:16:51,173 --> 00:16:54,757 - UH, MR. KRABS, SIR? EVERYONE IS STARING AT US. 315 00:16:54,799 --> 00:16:58,590 SIR, GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF. IT'S JUST PAPER. 316 00:16:58,632 --> 00:17:00,090 JUST PAPER? 317 00:17:00,131 --> 00:17:02,549 THAT'S LIKE SAYIN' THE OCEAN'S JUST WATER. 318 00:17:02,590 --> 00:17:05,298 OR—OR, THE KRABBY PATTY'S JUST A— 319 00:17:05,340 --> 00:17:07,465 A SANDWICH! 320 00:17:07,507 --> 00:17:09,590 AHEM. 321 00:17:09,632 --> 00:17:12,173 - OH. UH. D—UM. 322 00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:16,257 TO MY LEFT, 323 00:17:18,507 --> 00:17:22,715 ARE PRESSED INTO... SHINY, BLANK COINS. 324 00:17:25,799 --> 00:17:28,465 FOR THE COINING PRESS. 325 00:17:30,298 --> 00:17:34,549 OF SILVER COINS! 326 00:17:37,131 --> 00:17:39,257 - UH-OH. I THOUGHT THIS MIGHT HAPPEN. 327 00:17:45,799 --> 00:17:48,215 - THANKS, SPONGEBOB. - ANY TIME, SIR. 328 00:17:48,257 --> 00:17:50,257 OOH, THE TOUR'S LEAVING WITHOUT US! 329 00:17:50,298 --> 00:17:53,340 INTO THIS MACHINE. 330 00:17:53,382 --> 00:17:56,340 BEFORE WE MISS SOMETHING. RIGHT, MR. KRABS? 331 00:17:59,507 --> 00:18:01,423 MR. KRABS! 332 00:18:01,465 --> 00:18:02,340 HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE. 333 00:18:04,965 --> 00:18:07,090 I'M NOT SURE HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS SUDDEN CHANGE. 334 00:18:07,131 --> 00:18:09,590 HA! GOOD ONE, MR. KRABS. 335 00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:15,006 WATCH OUT, MR. KRABS! 336 00:18:15,048 --> 00:18:18,131 - HELLO. MY NAME IS EUGENE. WHAT'S YOURS? 337 00:18:22,257 --> 00:18:26,048 LOVE AT FIRST SI—YOW! 338 00:18:26,090 --> 00:18:28,131 HOO, THAT WAS CLOSE. 339 00:18:28,173 --> 00:18:30,965 - I'LL SAY. I ALMOST HAD THAT QUARTER'S PHONE NUMBER. 340 00:18:31,006 --> 00:18:34,923 - NOW, THIS MACHINE HERE IS WHERE WE DESTROY OLD MONEY, 341 00:18:34,965 --> 00:18:37,090 BY MEANS OF SHREDDING. 342 00:18:37,131 --> 00:18:38,423 - PRETTY NEAT, HUH, BOY? 343 00:18:38,465 --> 00:18:39,757 THAT'S WHERE THEY— 344 00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:45,674 DESTROY MONEY! 345 00:18:45,715 --> 00:18:48,549 NOOOO! 346 00:18:48,590 --> 00:18:50,465 NO-HO-HO-HO! WHY? 347 00:18:50,507 --> 00:18:52,965 WHY-HY-HY-HY-HY? 348 00:18:58,340 --> 00:19:00,006 - OH, IT'S OKAY, SIR. I'M SURE THAT— 349 00:19:00,048 --> 00:19:04,507 - AAH-HA-HA-HA-HA! 350 00:19:04,549 --> 00:19:05,923 - UH-OH. 351 00:19:26,715 --> 00:19:28,715 AH! 352 00:19:28,757 --> 00:19:32,090 NO-O-O-O-HO-HO-HO! 353 00:19:37,173 --> 00:19:39,674 - MAH— MONEY MAKES THE WORLD GO 'ROUND. 354 00:19:39,715 --> 00:19:41,965 MONEY MAKES THE WORLD GO 'ROUND. 355 00:19:42,006 --> 00:19:43,549 - MR. KRABS, IT'S OKAY. 356 00:19:43,590 --> 00:19:45,131 THE SHREDDED MONEY IS RECYCLED. 357 00:19:45,173 --> 00:19:47,674 AND TURNED INTO BRAND NEW MONEY, SEE? 358 00:19:47,715 --> 00:19:48,799 OH! 359 00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:49,923 IT'S A MIRACLE! 360 00:19:49,965 --> 00:19:51,090 YAY! 361 00:19:54,423 --> 00:19:59,382 THAT IS IT. I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR NONSENSE. 362 00:19:59,423 --> 00:20:04,298 GUARDS! SHOW THESE TWO GOOD-FOR-NOTHING DAWDLERS OUT. 363 00:20:04,340 --> 00:20:06,923 RIGHT NOW—OH. MY. 364 00:20:14,507 --> 00:20:17,923 - ANGRY, THIEVING CRIMINALS AREN'T PART OF THIS TOUR. 365 00:20:17,965 --> 00:20:19,340 UH, TAKE WHATEVER YOU WANT. 366 00:20:19,382 --> 00:20:21,465 TAKE CARE OF 'EM. 367 00:20:21,507 --> 00:20:24,757 - NO PROBLEM, BOSS. 368 00:20:24,799 --> 00:20:28,840 - OH, NO YOU DON'T, YOU FILTHY DOLLAR RUSTLER! 369 00:20:28,881 --> 00:20:29,923 UNG. 370 00:20:29,965 --> 00:20:32,465 THAT DIDN'T WORK AT ALL. 371 00:20:33,549 --> 00:20:35,298 - TA-A-A-AKE 372 00:20:35,340 --> 00:20:36,298 THI-I-I-I-S! 373 00:20:36,340 --> 00:20:37,090 OH! 374 00:20:38,423 --> 00:20:39,715 AAH! 375 00:20:56,674 --> 00:20:58,090 THAT WAS EASY. 376 00:20:58,131 --> 00:20:59,632 YUP, SURE WAS. 377 00:20:59,674 --> 00:21:01,006 GOOD WORK, BOY. 378 00:21:01,048 --> 00:21:02,674 YOU TOO, SIR. 379 00:21:05,923 --> 00:21:10,465 - CLEARLY, I MISJUDGED YOU. YOU ARE BOTH BRAVE CITIZENS. 380 00:21:10,507 --> 00:21:13,298 AND FOR THAT, ON BEHALF OF THE MINT, 381 00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:17,881 BRAND-NEW, EXTREMELY FINE, 382 00:21:17,923 --> 00:21:20,965 LIMITED-EDITION, LIMITED-RUN DOLLAR BILLS, 383 00:21:21,006 --> 00:21:22,674 WITH YOUR FACES ON THEM. 384 00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:24,131 OO-O-O-H! 385 00:21:26,090 --> 00:21:28,215 - WOW, IT'S— - MINE! 386 00:21:28,257 --> 00:21:31,215 I HAVEN'T CHARGED YOU YET FOR TAGGING ALONG ON ME VACATION. 387 00:21:31,257 --> 00:21:32,549 AND I HAVEN'T CHARGED YOU YET 388 00:21:32,590 --> 00:21:35,549 ON THIS TERRIBLE VACATION. 389 00:21:35,590 --> 00:21:38,674 HERE'S THE TWO DOLLARS I WAS SHORT ON THOSE SHOES. 390 00:21:38,715 --> 00:21:40,799 I MUST'VE MAXED OUT DADDY'S CREDIT CARD. 391 00:21:41,674 --> 00:21:44,215 YAY! SHOES! 392 00:21:44,257 --> 00:21:47,382 - SHOES? - OH, NO. 393 00:21:47,423 --> 00:21:51,923 - WA-AH-HAH-HAH-HAH!