SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
SQUAREPANTS!
- AH... PATRICK, DON'T YOU LOVE STARING AT CLOUDS
WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE?
- YEAH. IT REALLY CALMS MY INNER DEMONS.
- WHOA! LOOK AT THAT CLOUD!
IT LOOKS JUST LIKE SANDY.
I'M NOT SEEING IT.
OOH! BUT CHECK OUT THAT CLOUD!
I-IT LOOKS LIKE, UM...
U-UH... OH. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
UH... D'OH, IT'S COMING!
UH, LOOKS LIKE... UH...
A CLOUD!
MM. IT DOES!
HEY, LOOK AT THAT ONE!
MR. KRABS, DOESN'T IT?
SURE DOES. UH...
WHO'S MR. KRABS AGAIN?
WELL, NOW, THAT CLOUD LOOKS LIKE A FLYING HOUSEBOAT.
UM, PATRICK...
A FLYING HOUSEBOAT!
WHAT IS IT, PATRICK?
- IT'S PROBABLY
FAKE HAUNTED HOUSES, YOU KNOW... FOR BABIES.
- I DON'T KNOW, PATRICK. IT'S VERY SCARY LOOKING.
- AND SPOOKY. - THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN!
- I'M GONNA CHECK IT OUT. - PATRICK, WAIT FOR ME!
OOF!
HEY, SPONGEBOB, CAN YOU GIVE ME A BOOST?
- UM—
LITTLE TO THE LEFT.
LITTLE HELP.
- OOF... UGH!
HURRY UP, LAZYBONES.
OHH...
LOOK AT THIS PLACE!
IT'S SO CHEESY.
CHECK OUT THIS LAME DOORKNOB.
LET'S CHECK OUT INSIDE.
I DON'T KNOW, PATRICK.
- OH, COME ON. DON'T BE SUCH A BABY.
- WOW. SO LAME.
TO DETAIL, THOUGH.
HA! SO NOT SCARY.
HEY!
THIS IS A NICE PICTURE.
AAH!
- DID YOU SAY SOMETHING, SPONGEBOB?
- AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!
- YIII! - HEY, SPONGEBOB,
- CHECK THIS OUT. - OKAY, I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
EVEN THE SPIDERS ARE FAKE.
I WISH SOMETHING WOULD...
POP OUT OF A CLOSET.
LIKE A BIG, HAIRY HAND.
THAT WOULD BE SCARY.
- AAH! - AH, BUT THIS PLACE
- IS TOO LOW-BUDGET FOR THAT. - AAH!
- WOULD BE COOL, THOUGH, WOULDN'T IT?
- YEAH. THAT'D BE...
NEATO.
PATRICK, WHERE IS THAT MUSIC COMING FROM?
- I THINK IT'S COMIN' FROM THAT GUY.
ME HAUNTED HOUSEBOAT?
WE DO!
- AYE. AND WHAT MANNER OF BEASTIE MIGHT YOU TWO BE?
TO DETAIL IN HIS MOUTH!
IT'S ALL... ROTTEN AND SLIMY!
HAAAAH!
- HIS BAD BREATH... IS INCREDIBLE.
BOY, HIS HAIR'S VERY AUTHENTIC TOO.
IT'S DIRTY...
WHOO! IT REEKS.
ON THE JAW MECHANISM!
REMARKABLE BUILD QUALITY.
- OBVIOUSLY A PUPPET.
OR A ROBOT. OH!
WITH THOSE SINGIN' ANIMATED ROBOTS!
- ROBOTS? PUPPETS?
PIZZA PARLORS?
AAAARRRR!
SING US A SONG, ROBOT.
WHAT? SING FOR YE?
- OH, OOPS. HA HA. YOU'RE RIGHT.
I ALMOST FORGOT.
YOU'RE COIN-OPERATED, AREN'T YOU?
YAAH...
YAAH! HMM.
A SHANTY, HEY?
- UH-HUH, UH-HUH! - DON'T PUT YOURSELF OUT FOR US.
I'M A REAL GHOST, DO YE?
- NOPE. - I DO, MR. DEAD PIRATE, SIR!
- OH, HA HA, I'LL SING YE A SONG, ALL RIGHT...
A SONG SO TERRIFYING,
YOU'LL HAVE TO BELIEVE I'M A GHOST!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
- THIS SHOW'S GONNA BE SO AWESOME.
YEAH, AWESOME.
HIT IT, FINGERS!
THEY'RE GOOD!
GARY!
MEOW.
- AAH!
WE'RE REAL GHOSTS NOW?
WHERE'S MY PIZZA?
ARE YOU RUNNING ANYHOW?
- PIZZA? I'LL GIVE YA PIZZA.
THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!
- MEEP. MEEP. - MEEP, MEEP.
- MEEP, MEEP, MEEP, MEEP. - MEEP-MEEP-MEEP!
ANCHOVIES?
YOU ARE REAL GHOSTS!
AH... HA HA HA!
SO YE FINALLY BELIEVE, EH?
YOU SCURVY SWABS.
- WE DO, WE DO! - PLEASE, DON'T KILL ME
WITH YOUR DEATH RAY EYES, MR. GHOST ROBOT!
TAKE MY BEST FRIEND INSTEAD!
HE'S LIVED A FULL LIFE!
- YEAH, GREAT FRIEND YOU HAVE HERE.
TO BIKINI BOTTOM,
PERSON, SIR?
IT'S FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK.
USUALLY WHEN I COME TO TOWN, IT'S TO...
TERRIFY THE POPULACE!
IN ETERNAL TORMENT!
HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!
AH, BUT THIS TIME, WE JUST BLEW A HEAD GASKET.
- OH. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU GHOSTS HAD GASKETS IN YOUR HEADS.
NOT US, YOU IMBECILE!
OUR ENGINE ROOM BROKE DOWN.
HEY, CHARLIE, YOU GOT THAT BUSTED HEAD GASKET OUT YET?
HERE YOU GO, BOSS.
LOOKS LIKE WE NEED A NEW ONE.
SAY...
EH—
ER, FINE GENTLEMEN COULD PICK UP A NEW ONE FOR US.
U-US?
YES, YOU!
TO MAKE YOU RETURN...
I'LL TAKE YOUR SOULS AS DEPOSIT!
HERE'S A SHINY DOUBLOON TO BUY A NEW GASKET.
SUCCEED, AND MAYBE YOU'LL GET ANOTHER DOUBLOON.
IF YOU AREN'T BACK IN 24 HOURS,
YOUR SOULS ARE MINE,
AND YOU'LL BE PART OF ME GHASTLY CREW!
UH...
HERE. LET'S SEE HERE.
THREE WEEKS FROM THURSDAY...
FOREVERRRRR!
- UM... CAN WE RUN
FROM YOUR SHIP NOW, MR. GHOST PIRATE, SIR?
OH, WHY, CERTAINLY.
PATRICK, AFTER YOU.
AAH!
SUCH A POLITE LAD.
AAH!
ONE SCOOP, PLEASE.
- MMM! - MMM... MMM... MMM.
AAH!
- GHOST! GHOST! HAUNTED HOUSEBOAT!
HOUTHBOAT PHULL OF GHOTHS!
- WHHHAAAA!
- EEW! EEW! EEW! EEW!
HEY! THOSE GUYS ARE INSANE.
- GET OUTTA HERE! - SCRAM!
- WHAT'S ALL THE COMMOTION OUT HERE?
- AAH! COME BA-AA-ACK!
SPONGEBOB, WHAT IN THE BULGING BLUE BARNACLES ARE YOU UP TO?
MR. KRABS, IT WAS AWFUL!
ENCOUNTER OF THE GHOSTLY KIND!
YOU HAD A WHAT?
OUR OWN BUSINESS,
FELL OUT OF THE SKY.
THE REALLY REAL KIND, NOT FAKE KIND.
A NEW HEAD GASKET.
AND HE PUT THEM IN BOTTLES,
AND HE SAID HE'S GONNA TURN US INTO GHOSTS IF WE DON'T GET THAT HEAD GASKET!
YOU GOTTA HELP US, MR. KRABS!
WITHOUT MY SOUL!
DID YOU SAY...
DOUBLOON?
LET ME SEE THAT.
HMM. LOOKS SOMEWHAT AUTHENTIC.
SMELLS REAL ENOUGH.
HEY!
- OKAY. LET'S GO SEE THOSE GHOSTS, FELLERS.
WE'LL CATCH 'EM AND TAKE THEIR GOLD!
BUT, MR. KRABS,
WE DON'T KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT GHOST HUNTING.
- I'LL CATCH YOUR GHOSTS FOR YA.
IT'LL BE EASY
GIZMO.
- AND... YOU JUST HAPPENED
TO THE KRUSTY KRAB.
- SURE. I WAS LOOKING FOR MILKSHAKE GREMLINS.
NOPE. NONE IN THERE.
- GREAT! THEN IT'S SETTLED.
LET'S GO CATCH US SOME GHOST GOLD!
IN YOUR DELUSIONAL ADVENTURISM?
COME ON, SQUIDWARD.
THE KRUSTY KRAB, EY? HUH?
WHY, I COULD BUY YOU
YOU'RE ALWAYS WHINING ABOUT.
OKAY. I'M IN.
- SUPER! MORE HANDS MEANS MORE GOLD.
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY, SPONGEBOB?
ARE YOU READY?
- I'LL GO. BUT JUST TO GET MY SOUL BACK.
WHEN YOU'RE FILTHY RICH?
- SO... HERE IT IS.
PRETTY CREEPY, HUH?
HASN'T BEEN LIVED IN FOR YEARS.
- FOUR YEARS? GOTTA BE LONGER THAN THAT.
- I DON'T SEE ANY SIGNS OF GHOSTS.
REPRESENTATIONAL ART.
HUH?
- LOOK, MR. KRABS. THE DOUBLOONS!
HA HA HA!
- MR. KRABS, I WOULDN'T TOUCH THAT IF I WERE YOU.
GHOST GERMS ALL OVER IT.
- OH, DON'T BE SILLY, SPONGEBOB.
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS GERMS.
HEADS UP, SQUIDWARD. HUP!
HEY, PATRICK. THINK FAST!
- THINK? OOF!
ALL RIGHT THEN!
LET'S GET WHILE THE GETTIN'S GOOD.
OOH!
LOOKS LIKE I MISSED ONE.
OR SOMETHING.
ARRRGGH!
AAH!
TOUCH ME GOLD?
- OH, IT'S JUST US, MR. GHOST CAPTAIN, SIR.
GASKET YOU ASKED FOR.
SO... IF IT'S NOT TOO MUCH TROUBLE,
- MAYBE? - A DEAL'S A DEAL,
AND I'M A MAN OF ME WORD.
HERE YOU GO, SQUARE ONE.
AH. THAT HITS THE SPOT.
THINK FAST, PINK ONE.
AGAIN?
OOF!
MY SOUL!
HAR HAR HAR!
THOSE WEREN'T YOUR SOULS.
THAT HAD BEEN SITTIN' OUT IN THE SUN TOO LONG.
A LITTLE FLAT.
OUR REAL SOULS?
EH. I NEVER HAD 'EM.
EVERYONE KNOWS YOU CAN'T HOLD ON TO A WILD SOUL.
WELL, NOW THAT THAT'S SETTLED,
THERE'S STILL
ME GOLD!
STOP RIGHT THERE!
AND GETS AWAY WITH IT.
- PFFT! YOU GHOSTS DON'T SCARE ME.
YOU'RE NOTHIN' BUT THIN AIR.
AND FOLLOW ME, BOYS!
AAH!
HAR HAR HAR!
WELCOME... TO THE VOID!
WHOO HOO HOO HOO HAH HAH!
YAA! GET ME OUTTA HERE!
AAH!
HAR HAR HAR HAR!
OOH!
OH!
- HMM. SO THIS IS LIMBO.
WELL, AT LEAST I HAVE
TO SPEND ETERNITY WITH.
UH-OH.
GOTTA USE THE CAN.
OOH! THERE'S A BIT O' LUCK.
A PORTABLE POTTY.
WHAT'S THIS HERE?
"INSERT DOUBLOON"?
NOOOOOOOOOOO!
- WOW. THIS VOID SURE IS RELAXING.
HEY! I'VE GOT A DOUGHNUT ON MY HEAD.
COME HERE, YOU.
HEY!
COME BACK HERE!
AAH! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?
HOO HOO HAH HAH HAH!
TO YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE.
- OH! NO!
HOO HOO HAH HAH HAH HAH!
HMM?
HEY, STUPID. DON'T YA WANNA EAT ME?
- WELL, NOT REALLY. I DON'T LIKE PLAIN DOUGHNUTS.
- WELL... WHAT KIND DO YOU LIKE?
UH... I LIKE SPRINKLES!
AH. VOILA!
NO. CHOCOLATE.
NO—A BAGEL!
NO, NO, NO! PANCAKES!
- NO— - HEY! PICK ONE
SO WE CAN GET ON WITH YOUR ETERNAL TORMENT!
OKAY, OKAY.
MAN, YOU'RE PUSHY.
HOW ABOUT...
A KRABBY PATTY?
WITH PICKLES!
AND CATSUP!
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW!
I WANT...
A PLAIN DOUGHNUT!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
OH, GREAT.
OF ETERNAL SUFFERING WILL BE.
- OF COURSE. - HI, NEIGHBOR.
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
WHERE I START SCREAMING.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
- HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!
- HEY, CORPSE BREATH.
IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU!
HA HA HA HA HA!
AND IF I DON'T... WHAT'LL YE DO ABOUT IT,
ME BUBBLE-HEADED LASSIE?
- OH, YOU'LL BE LAUGHING OUT
ONCE YOU'VE HAD A TASTE OF MY GHOST CATCHER!
- OOH! THE BIG CHIPMUNK'S GONNA GET US!
THANKS, LASSIE.
NOW, LET'S JUST GET
- BACK TO THE KRUSTY KRAB. - NOT SO FAST!
THAT THERE BOOTY BE MINE.
- HEY, YOU THIEVIN' BILGE RAT!
FAIR AND SQUARE!
- UH! - OH!
- OOH! - OH...
- OOH! - UH...
- I GOT IT. OW.
ME GOLD!
YOU MEAN MY GOLD.
HEY, THAT'S FUNNY.
HMM. THIS CHEST SAYS IT BELONGS TO THE FLYING DUTCHMAN.
THE FLYING DUTCHMAN?
YOU AIN'T AFRAID HE'S GONNA WANT IT BACK?
NAH, NAH.
OF THE DUTCHMAN'S CREW.
HUNDREDS OF YEARS AGO.
HASN'T FOUND US YET.
AND HE NEVER WILL.
AVAST!
HUH?
- HEAVE TO...
BY THE FLYING DUTCHMAN!
- THE DUTCHMAN! HOW DID HE TRACK US DOWN?
UNLESS... THAR BE A SNITCH ABOARD.
TO REPORT STOLEN PROPERTY.
- WHY, YOU SCURVY LITTLE SCUM SCRUBBER.
YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING!
WELCOME TO MY WORLD.
- AVAST THERE, YOU SCURVY THIEVIN' BARNACLE BATS!
- DUTCHMAN! BOY, AM I GLAD WE FINALLY FOUND YOU!
- SO! IT BE ME OLD FIRST MATE
AND ME CREW!
- STOLE YOUR GOLD? WE JUST WENT OUT TO GET PIZZA.
THAT WAS 300 YEARS AGO.
UH... WE GOT LOST?
OH, BUT WE BEEN LOOKIN' FOR YA EVER SINCE...
YOUR TREASURE.
ME BOOTY!
WELL, MAYBE I MISJUDGED YOU FELLAS.
I'M SORRY I WAS SO CROSS WITH YA.
AAH!
OOF!
WHY, YOU TREACHEROUS SEA DEVILS!
WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU, YOU—
OKAY. NOW I'M A LITTLE BIT PEEVED.
HEE HEE HAH HAH HAH!
WELL, THE DUTCHMAN WAS ALWAYS A SAP.
FROG WHISKERS!
THE DUTCHMAN'S ON OUR TAIL!
- HA HA HA! NOW THAT THE ENGINE'S FIXED,
WILL NEVER CATCH UP WITH US.
- BOILER ROOM, WE'RE LOSING POWER.
REPORT!
THE ENGINE'S ON FIRE, SIR.
- THE DUTCHMAN'S GAINING ON US!
WE'RE GOING DOWN!
BRACE FOR IMPACT!
AAH!
DON'T GO ANYWHERE, KIDDIES,
'CAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE CURSED...
LIKE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN CURSED BEFORE!
- UH-OH. I DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT.
OBSERVE!
YEEEEAAAAAHHHH...
HA HA HA HA!
YEEEAAAH HA HA HA HA!
- AH, WELCOME TO THE KURSED KRAB.
THIS ETERNITY?
THE BATHROOM.
IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE.
- WELL, HERE'S YOUR MILKSHAKE, SANDY.
- GOTCHA, YOU LITTLE GREMLIN!
- AND WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE, SIR?
I WANT A PLAIN DOUGHNUT.
- HOW'S THE HAUL, MR. SQUIDWARD?
- EVERYONE'S PAYING WITH BONES.
WELL, MONEY'S MONEY.
- NO. I MEAN... ACTUAL BONES.
- HMM. THOSE MUST BE WORTH SOMETHING DOWN HERE.
- ORDER UP, SQUIDWARD.
HOLD ON TO SOMETHING!
IT'S TIME TO FLIP THE PATTIES!
HIT IT!
YAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!