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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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- all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- READY?

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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SQUAREPANTS!

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- AH... PATRICK,
DON'T YOU LOVE STARING AT CLOUDS

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WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE?

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- YEAH. IT REALLY CALMS
MY INNER DEMONS.

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- WHOA!
LOOK AT THAT CLOUD!

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IT LOOKS JUST LIKE SANDY.

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I'M NOT SEEING IT.

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OOH! BUT CHECK OUT THAT CLOUD!

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I-IT LOOKS LIKE, UM...

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U-UH... OH.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

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UH... D'OH, IT'S COMING!

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UH, LOOKS LIKE...
UH...

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A CLOUD!

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MM. IT DOES!

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HEY, LOOK AT THAT ONE!

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MR. KRABS, DOESN'T IT?

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SURE DOES. UH...

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WHO'S MR. KRABS AGAIN?

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WELL, NOW, THAT CLOUD
LOOKS LIKE A FLYING HOUSEBOAT.

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UM, PATRICK...

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A FLYING HOUSEBOAT!

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WHAT IS IT, PATRICK?

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- IT'S PROBABLY

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FAKE HAUNTED HOUSES,
YOU KNOW... FOR BABIES.

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- I DON'T KNOW, PATRICK.
IT'S VERY SCARY LOOKING.

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- AND SPOOKY.
- THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN!

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- I'M GONNA CHECK IT OUT.
- PATRICK, WAIT FOR ME!

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OOF!

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HEY, SPONGEBOB,
CAN YOU GIVE ME A BOOST?

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- UM—

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LITTLE TO THE LEFT.

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LITTLE HELP.

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- OOF...
UGH!

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HURRY UP, LAZYBONES.

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OHH...

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LOOK AT THIS PLACE!

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IT'S SO CHEESY.

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CHECK OUT THIS LAME DOORKNOB.

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LET'S CHECK OUT INSIDE.

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I DON'T KNOW, PATRICK.

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- OH, COME ON.
DON'T BE SUCH A BABY.

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- WOW.
SO LAME.

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TO DETAIL, THOUGH.

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HA! SO NOT SCARY.

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HEY!

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THIS IS A NICE PICTURE.

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AAH!

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- DID YOU SAY SOMETHING,
SPONGEBOB?

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- AAH! AAH! AAH!
AAH!

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- YIII!
- HEY, SPONGEBOB,

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- CHECK THIS OUT.
- OKAY, I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

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EVEN THE SPIDERS ARE FAKE.

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I WISH SOMETHING WOULD...

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POP OUT OF A CLOSET.

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LIKE A BIG, HAIRY HAND.

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THAT WOULD BE SCARY.

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- AAH!
- AH, BUT THIS PLACE

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- IS TOO LOW-BUDGET FOR THAT.
- AAH!

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- WOULD BE COOL, THOUGH,
WOULDN'T IT?

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- YEAH. THAT'D BE...

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NEATO.

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PATRICK, WHERE IS THAT
MUSIC COMING FROM?

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- I THINK IT'S COMIN'
FROM THAT GUY.

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ME HAUNTED HOUSEBOAT?

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WE DO!

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- AYE. AND WHAT MANNER
OF BEASTIE MIGHT YOU TWO BE?

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TO DETAIL IN HIS MOUTH!

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IT'S ALL...
ROTTEN AND SLIMY!

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HAAAAH!

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- HIS BAD BREATH...
IS INCREDIBLE.

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BOY, HIS HAIR'S
VERY AUTHENTIC TOO.

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IT'S DIRTY...

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WHOO! IT REEKS.

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ON THE JAW MECHANISM!

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REMARKABLE BUILD QUALITY.

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- OBVIOUSLY A PUPPET.

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OR A ROBOT.
OH!

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WITH THOSE SINGIN'
ANIMATED ROBOTS!

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- ROBOTS?
PUPPETS?

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PIZZA PARLORS?

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AAAARRRR!

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SING US A SONG, ROBOT.

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WHAT? SING FOR YE?

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- OH, OOPS. HA HA.
YOU'RE RIGHT.

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I ALMOST FORGOT.

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YOU'RE COIN-OPERATED,
AREN'T YOU?

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YAAH...

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YAAH!
HMM.

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A SHANTY, HEY?

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- UH-HUH, UH-HUH!
- DON'T PUT YOURSELF OUT FOR US.

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I'M A REAL GHOST, DO YE?

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- NOPE.
- I DO, MR. DEAD PIRATE, SIR!

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- OH, HA HA, I'LL SING YE
A SONG, ALL RIGHT...

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A SONG SO TERRIFYING,

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YOU'LL HAVE TO BELIEVE
I'M A GHOST!

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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

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- THIS SHOW'S GONNA BE
SO AWESOME.

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YEAH, AWESOME.

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HIT IT, FINGERS!

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THEY'RE GOOD!

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GARY!

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MEOW.

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- AAH!

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WE'RE REAL GHOSTS NOW?

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WHERE'S MY PIZZA?

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ARE YOU RUNNING ANYHOW?

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- PIZZA?
I'LL GIVE YA PIZZA.

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THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!

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- MEEP. MEEP.
- MEEP, MEEP.

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- MEEP, MEEP, MEEP, MEEP.
- MEEP-MEEP-MEEP!

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ANCHOVIES?

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YOU ARE REAL GHOSTS!

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YOU ARE REAL GHOSTS!

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AH... HA HA HA!

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SO YE FINALLY BELIEVE, EH?

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YOU SCURVY SWABS.

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- WE DO, WE DO!
- PLEASE, DON'T KILL ME

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WITH YOUR DEATH RAY EYES,
MR. GHOST ROBOT!

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TAKE MY BEST FRIEND INSTEAD!

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HE'S LIVED A FULL LIFE!

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- YEAH, GREAT FRIEND
YOU HAVE HERE.

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TO BIKINI BOTTOM,

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PERSON, SIR?

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IT'S FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK.

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USUALLY WHEN I COME TO TOWN,
IT'S TO...

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TERRIFY THE POPULACE!

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IN ETERNAL TORMENT!

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HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!

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AH, BUT THIS TIME,
WE JUST BLEW A HEAD GASKET.

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- OH. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU GHOSTS
HAD GASKETS IN YOUR HEADS.

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NOT US, YOU IMBECILE!

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OUR ENGINE ROOM BROKE DOWN.

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HEY, CHARLIE, YOU GOT
THAT BUSTED HEAD GASKET OUT YET?

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HERE YOU GO, BOSS.

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LOOKS LIKE WE NEED A NEW ONE.

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SAY...

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EH—

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ER, FINE GENTLEMEN
COULD PICK UP A NEW ONE FOR US.

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U-US?

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YES, YOU!

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TO MAKE YOU RETURN...

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I'LL TAKE YOUR SOULS
AS DEPOSIT!

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HERE'S A SHINY DOUBLOON
TO BUY A NEW GASKET.

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SUCCEED, AND MAYBE YOU'LL GET
ANOTHER DOUBLOON.

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IF YOU AREN'T BACK
IN 24 HOURS,

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YOUR SOULS ARE MINE,

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AND YOU'LL BE PART OF ME
GHASTLY CREW!

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UH...

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HERE. LET'S SEE HERE.

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THREE WEEKS FROM THURSDAY...

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FOREVERRRRR!

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- UM... CAN WE RUN

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FROM YOUR SHIP NOW,
MR. GHOST PIRATE, SIR?

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OH, WHY, CERTAINLY.

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PATRICK, AFTER YOU.

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AAH!

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SUCH A POLITE LAD.

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AAH!

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ONE SCOOP, PLEASE.

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- MMM!
- MMM... MMM... MMM.

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AAH!

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- GHOST! GHOST!
HAUNTED HOUSEBOAT!

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HOUTHBOAT PHULL OF GHOTHS!

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- WHHHAAAA!

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- EEW! EEW!
EEW! EEW!

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HEY! THOSE GUYS ARE INSANE.

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- GET OUTTA HERE!
- SCRAM!

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- WHAT'S ALL THE COMMOTION
OUT HERE?

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- AAH!
COME BA-AA-ACK!

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SPONGEBOB, WHAT IN THE BULGING
BLUE BARNACLES ARE YOU UP TO?

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MR. KRABS, IT WAS AWFUL!

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ENCOUNTER OF THE GHOSTLY KIND!

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YOU HAD A WHAT?

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OUR OWN BUSINESS,

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FELL OUT OF THE SKY.

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THE REALLY REAL KIND,
NOT FAKE KIND.

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A NEW HEAD GASKET.

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AND HE PUT THEM IN BOTTLES,

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AND HE SAID HE'S GONNA TURN US INTO GHOSTS
IF WE DON'T GET THAT HEAD GASKET!

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YOU GOTTA HELP US,
MR. KRABS!

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WITHOUT MY SOUL!

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DID YOU SAY...

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DOUBLOON?

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LET ME SEE THAT.

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HMM. LOOKS SOMEWHAT
AUTHENTIC.

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SMELLS REAL ENOUGH.

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HEY!

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- OKAY. LET'S GO SEE
THOSE GHOSTS, FELLERS.

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WE'LL CATCH 'EM
AND TAKE THEIR GOLD!

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BUT, MR. KRABS,

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WE DON'T KNOW THE FIRST THING
ABOUT GHOST HUNTING.

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- I'LL CATCH YOUR GHOSTS
FOR YA.

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IT'LL BE EASY

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GIZMO.

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- AND... YOU JUST HAPPENED

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TO THE KRUSTY KRAB.

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- SURE. I WAS LOOKING FOR
MILKSHAKE GREMLINS.

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NOPE. NONE IN THERE.

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- GREAT!
THEN IT'S SETTLED.

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LET'S GO CATCH US
SOME GHOST GOLD!

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IN YOUR DELUSIONAL ADVENTURISM?

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COME ON, SQUIDWARD.

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THE KRUSTY KRAB, EY? HUH?

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WHY, I COULD BUY YOU

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YOU'RE ALWAYS WHINING ABOUT.

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OKAY. I'M IN.

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- SUPER!
MORE HANDS MEANS MORE GOLD.

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SO WHAT DO YOU SAY,
SPONGEBOB?

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ARE YOU READY?

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- I'LL GO.
BUT JUST TO GET MY SOUL BACK.

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WHEN YOU'RE FILTHY RICH?

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- SO... HERE IT IS.

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PRETTY CREEPY, HUH?

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HASN'T BEEN LIVED IN FOR YEARS.

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- FOUR YEARS?
GOTTA BE LONGER THAN THAT.

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- I DON'T SEE
ANY SIGNS OF GHOSTS.

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REPRESENTATIONAL ART.

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HUH?

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- LOOK, MR. KRABS.
THE DOUBLOONS!

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HA HA HA!

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- MR. KRABS, I WOULDN'T
TOUCH THAT IF I WERE YOU.

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GHOST GERMS ALL OVER IT.

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- OH, DON'T BE SILLY,
SPONGEBOB.

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THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS GERMS.

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HEADS UP, SQUIDWARD.
HUP!

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HEY, PATRICK.
THINK FAST!

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- THINK?
OOF!

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ALL RIGHT THEN!

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LET'S GET
WHILE THE GETTIN'S GOOD.

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OOH!

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LOOKS LIKE I MISSED ONE.

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OR SOMETHING.

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ARRRGGH!

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AAH!

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TOUCH ME GOLD?

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- OH, IT'S JUST US,
MR. GHOST CAPTAIN, SIR.

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GASKET YOU ASKED FOR.

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SO... IF IT'S NOT
TOO MUCH TROUBLE,

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- MAYBE?
- A DEAL'S A DEAL,

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AND I'M A MAN OF ME WORD.

246
00:13:46,750 --> 00:13:48,875
HERE YOU GO, SQUARE ONE.

247
00:13:51,916 --> 00:13:53,875
AH. THAT HITS THE SPOT.

248
00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:55,833
THINK FAST, PINK ONE.

249
00:13:55,875 --> 00:13:56,833
AGAIN?

250
00:13:56,875 --> 00:13:57,833
OOF!

251
00:13:57,875 --> 00:13:59,542
MY SOUL!

252
00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:05,000
HAR HAR HAR!

253
00:14:05,041 --> 00:14:07,500
THOSE WEREN'T YOUR SOULS.

254
00:14:09,667 --> 00:14:13,208
THAT HAD BEEN SITTIN' OUT
IN THE SUN TOO LONG.

255
00:14:13,250 --> 00:14:16,667
A LITTLE FLAT.

256
00:14:16,709 --> 00:14:18,333
OUR REAL SOULS?

257
00:14:18,375 --> 00:14:20,625
EH. I NEVER HAD 'EM.

258
00:14:20,667 --> 00:14:24,041
EVERYONE KNOWS YOU CAN'T
HOLD ON TO A WILD SOUL.

259
00:14:24,083 --> 00:14:25,916
WELL, NOW THAT THAT'S SETTLED,

260
00:14:25,958 --> 00:14:28,250
THERE'S STILL

261
00:14:29,375 --> 00:14:31,667
ME GOLD!

262
00:14:32,667 --> 00:14:33,958
STOP RIGHT THERE!

263
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:37,041
AND GETS AWAY WITH IT.

264
00:14:37,083 --> 00:14:40,500
- PFFT!
YOU GHOSTS DON'T SCARE ME.

265
00:14:40,542 --> 00:14:42,083
YOU'RE NOTHIN'
BUT THIN AIR.

266
00:14:42,125 --> 00:14:45,833
AND FOLLOW ME, BOYS!

267
00:14:45,875 --> 00:14:47,958
AAH!

268
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,000
HAR HAR HAR!

269
00:14:50,041 --> 00:14:53,459
WELCOME... TO THE VOID!

270
00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:54,709
WHOO HOO HOO HOO HAH HAH!

271
00:14:56,625 --> 00:14:58,875
YAA! GET ME OUTTA HERE!

272
00:14:58,916 --> 00:15:01,292
AAH!

273
00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:02,292
HAR HAR HAR HAR!

274
00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:04,041
OOH!

275
00:15:04,083 --> 00:15:07,125
OH!

276
00:15:09,250 --> 00:15:12,667
- HMM.
SO THIS IS LIMBO.

277
00:15:12,709 --> 00:15:15,083
WELL, AT LEAST I HAVE

278
00:15:15,125 --> 00:15:17,958
TO SPEND ETERNITY WITH.

279
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,542
UH-OH.

280
00:15:19,584 --> 00:15:21,459
GOTTA USE THE CAN.

281
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:23,292
OOH! THERE'S A BIT O' LUCK.

282
00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:25,417
A PORTABLE POTTY.

283
00:15:25,459 --> 00:15:27,125
WHAT'S THIS HERE?

284
00:15:27,167 --> 00:15:29,000
"INSERT DOUBLOON"?

285
00:15:30,375 --> 00:15:34,375
NOOOOOOOOOOO!

286
00:15:36,625 --> 00:15:40,625
- WOW. THIS VOID
SURE IS RELAXING.

287
00:15:40,667 --> 00:15:44,125
HEY! I'VE GOT
A DOUGHNUT ON MY HEAD.

288
00:15:44,167 --> 00:15:46,208
COME HERE, YOU.

289
00:15:46,250 --> 00:15:48,916
HEY!

290
00:15:48,958 --> 00:15:50,667
COME BACK HERE!

291
00:15:50,709 --> 00:15:53,500
AAH!
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?

292
00:15:53,542 --> 00:15:55,292
HOO HOO HAH HAH HAH!

293
00:15:55,333 --> 00:15:59,167
TO YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE.

294
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:00,958
- OH!
NO!

295
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,542
HOO HOO HAH HAH HAH HAH!

296
00:16:03,584 --> 00:16:05,167
HMM?

297
00:16:05,208 --> 00:16:08,542
HEY, STUPID.
DON'T YA WANNA EAT ME?

298
00:16:08,584 --> 00:16:12,542
- WELL, NOT REALLY.
I DON'T LIKE PLAIN DOUGHNUTS.

299
00:16:12,584 --> 00:16:15,417
- WELL...
WHAT KIND DO YOU LIKE?

300
00:16:15,459 --> 00:16:17,625
UH... I LIKE SPRINKLES!

301
00:16:17,667 --> 00:16:20,125
AH. VOILA!

302
00:16:20,167 --> 00:16:21,208
NO. CHOCOLATE.

303
00:16:21,250 --> 00:16:23,667
NO—A BAGEL!

304
00:16:23,709 --> 00:16:25,875
NO, NO, NO!
PANCAKES!

305
00:16:25,916 --> 00:16:27,041
- NO—
- HEY! PICK ONE

306
00:16:27,083 --> 00:16:29,750
SO WE CAN GET ON
WITH YOUR ETERNAL TORMENT!

307
00:16:29,791 --> 00:16:31,417
OKAY, OKAY.

308
00:16:31,459 --> 00:16:33,000
MAN, YOU'RE PUSHY.

309
00:16:33,041 --> 00:16:34,833
HOW ABOUT...

310
00:16:34,875 --> 00:16:36,459
A KRABBY PATTY?

311
00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:37,500
WITH PICKLES!

312
00:16:37,542 --> 00:16:38,709
AND CATSUP!

313
00:16:38,791 --> 00:16:40,459
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW!

314
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,125
I WANT...

315
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:43,875
A PLAIN DOUGHNUT!

316
00:16:43,916 --> 00:16:47,459
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

317
00:16:49,417 --> 00:16:50,958
OH, GREAT.

318
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:55,208
OF ETERNAL SUFFERING WILL BE.

319
00:16:55,250 --> 00:16:58,459
- OF COURSE.
- HI, NEIGHBOR.

320
00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:01,584
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

321
00:17:01,625 --> 00:17:04,083
WHERE I START SCREAMING.

322
00:17:04,125 --> 00:17:06,750
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

323
00:17:06,791 --> 00:17:09,709
- HAH HAH HAH HAH
HAH HAH HAH!

324
00:17:13,791 --> 00:17:16,500
- HEY, CORPSE BREATH.

325
00:17:17,791 --> 00:17:19,125
IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S
GOOD FOR YOU!

326
00:17:19,167 --> 00:17:20,916
HA HA HA HA HA!

327
00:17:20,958 --> 00:17:23,542
AND IF I DON'T...
WHAT'LL YE DO ABOUT IT,

328
00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:25,417
ME BUBBLE-HEADED LASSIE?

329
00:17:25,459 --> 00:17:27,542
- OH, YOU'LL BE LAUGHING OUT

330
00:17:27,584 --> 00:17:29,958
ONCE YOU'VE HAD A TASTE
OF MY GHOST CATCHER!

331
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:33,709
- OOH! THE BIG CHIPMUNK'S
GONNA GET US!

332
00:17:54,542 --> 00:17:55,916
THANKS, LASSIE.

333
00:17:55,958 --> 00:17:58,250
NOW, LET'S JUST GET

334
00:17:58,292 --> 00:18:00,958
- BACK TO THE KRUSTY KRAB.
- NOT SO FAST!

335
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:04,167
THAT THERE BOOTY BE MINE.

336
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,542
- HEY, YOU THIEVIN'
BILGE RAT!

337
00:18:06,584 --> 00:18:09,667
FAIR AND SQUARE!

338
00:18:09,709 --> 00:18:11,750
- UH!
- OH!

339
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:13,667
- OOH!
- OH...

340
00:18:13,709 --> 00:18:15,750
- OOH!
- UH...

341
00:18:20,791 --> 00:18:22,542
- I GOT IT.
OW.

342
00:18:22,584 --> 00:18:23,916
ME GOLD!

343
00:18:23,958 --> 00:18:26,041
YOU MEAN MY GOLD.

344
00:18:26,083 --> 00:18:29,208
HEY, THAT'S FUNNY.

345
00:18:29,250 --> 00:18:32,625
HMM. THIS CHEST SAYS IT BELONGS
TO THE FLYING DUTCHMAN.

346
00:18:32,667 --> 00:18:33,958
THE FLYING DUTCHMAN?

347
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,709
YOU AIN'T AFRAID
HE'S GONNA WANT IT BACK?

348
00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:37,208
NAH, NAH.

349
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:39,208
OF THE DUTCHMAN'S CREW.

350
00:18:39,250 --> 00:18:41,833
HUNDREDS OF YEARS AGO.

351
00:18:41,875 --> 00:18:43,500
HASN'T FOUND US YET.

352
00:18:43,542 --> 00:18:45,000
AND HE NEVER WILL.

353
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,833
AVAST!

354
00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:48,833
HUH?

355
00:18:48,875 --> 00:18:50,250
- HEAVE TO...

356
00:18:50,292 --> 00:18:52,417
BY THE FLYING DUTCHMAN!

357
00:18:52,459 --> 00:18:55,709
- THE DUTCHMAN!
HOW DID HE TRACK US DOWN?

358
00:18:55,750 --> 00:19:00,459
UNLESS... THAR BE
A SNITCH ABOARD.

359
00:19:01,958 --> 00:19:04,041
TO REPORT STOLEN PROPERTY.

360
00:19:04,083 --> 00:19:07,375
- WHY, YOU SCURVY
LITTLE SCUM SCRUBBER.

361
00:19:07,417 --> 00:19:08,750
YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING!

362
00:19:08,791 --> 00:19:10,083
WELCOME TO MY WORLD.

363
00:19:12,083 --> 00:19:15,500
- AVAST THERE, YOU SCURVY
THIEVIN' BARNACLE BATS!

364
00:19:15,542 --> 00:19:20,916
- DUTCHMAN! BOY, AM I GLAD
WE FINALLY FOUND YOU!

365
00:19:20,958 --> 00:19:24,542
- SO! IT BE ME OLD FIRST MATE

366
00:19:24,584 --> 00:19:26,417
AND ME CREW!

367
00:19:26,459 --> 00:19:29,125
- STOLE YOUR GOLD?
WE JUST WENT OUT TO GET PIZZA.

368
00:19:29,167 --> 00:19:31,875
THAT WAS 300 YEARS AGO.

369
00:19:31,916 --> 00:19:34,041
UH... WE GOT LOST?

370
00:19:34,083 --> 00:19:37,167
OH, BUT WE BEEN LOOKIN'
FOR YA EVER SINCE...

371
00:19:37,208 --> 00:19:39,750
YOUR TREASURE.

372
00:19:39,791 --> 00:19:42,125
ME BOOTY!

373
00:19:42,167 --> 00:19:46,292
WELL, MAYBE I MISJUDGED
YOU FELLAS.

374
00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:48,584
I'M SORRY
I WAS SO CROSS WITH YA.

375
00:19:48,625 --> 00:19:50,625
AAH!

376
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:51,875
OOF!

377
00:19:51,916 --> 00:19:54,208
WHY, YOU TREACHEROUS
SEA DEVILS!

378
00:19:54,250 --> 00:19:56,500
WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU,
YOU—

379
00:20:00,292 --> 00:20:03,125
OKAY.
NOW I'M A LITTLE BIT PEEVED.

380
00:20:04,459 --> 00:20:06,791
HEE HEE HAH HAH HAH!

381
00:20:06,833 --> 00:20:10,625
WELL, THE DUTCHMAN
WAS ALWAYS A SAP.

382
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:11,916
FROG WHISKERS!

383
00:20:11,958 --> 00:20:13,208
THE DUTCHMAN'S ON OUR TAIL!

384
00:20:14,833 --> 00:20:17,375
- HA HA HA!
NOW THAT THE ENGINE'S FIXED,

385
00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:19,916
WILL NEVER CATCH UP WITH US.

386
00:20:26,167 --> 00:20:28,208
- BOILER ROOM,
WE'RE LOSING POWER.

387
00:20:28,250 --> 00:20:29,459
REPORT!

388
00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:32,167
THE ENGINE'S ON FIRE, SIR.

389
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,500
- THE DUTCHMAN'S
GAINING ON US!

390
00:20:38,041 --> 00:20:39,000
WE'RE GOING DOWN!

391
00:20:39,041 --> 00:20:41,208
BRACE FOR IMPACT!

392
00:20:41,250 --> 00:20:43,625
AAH!

393
00:20:43,667 --> 00:20:47,375
AAH!

394
00:20:49,667 --> 00:20:51,791
DON'T GO ANYWHERE, KIDDIES,

395
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:53,625
'CAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT
TO BE CURSED...

396
00:20:53,667 --> 00:20:56,791
LIKE YOU'VE NEVER
BEEN CURSED BEFORE!

397
00:20:56,833 --> 00:20:58,500
- UH-OH. I DON'T LIKE
THE SOUND OF THAT.

398
00:20:58,542 --> 00:21:00,333
OBSERVE!

399
00:21:08,542 --> 00:21:10,833
YEEEEAAAAAHHHH...

400
00:21:10,875 --> 00:21:11,875
HA HA HA HA!

401
00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:21,375
YEEEAAAH HA HA HA HA!

402
00:21:28,625 --> 00:21:30,292
- AH, WELCOME TO
THE KURSED KRAB.

403
00:21:30,333 --> 00:21:32,417
THIS ETERNITY?

404
00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:35,041
THE BATHROOM.

405
00:21:35,083 --> 00:21:36,791
IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE.

406
00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:41,208
- WELL, HERE'S YOUR
MILKSHAKE, SANDY.

407
00:21:43,125 --> 00:21:45,500
- GOTCHA,
YOU LITTLE GREMLIN!

408
00:21:46,125 --> 00:21:48,542
- AND WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE,
SIR?

409
00:21:48,584 --> 00:21:51,333
I WANT A PLAIN DOUGHNUT.

410
00:21:56,417 --> 00:21:57,875
- HOW'S THE HAUL,
MR. SQUIDWARD?

411
00:21:57,916 --> 00:21:59,250
- EVERYONE'S PAYING
WITH BONES.

412
00:21:59,292 --> 00:22:01,250
WELL, MONEY'S MONEY.

413
00:22:01,292 --> 00:22:03,125
- NO. I MEAN...
ACTUAL BONES.

414
00:22:05,125 --> 00:22:07,709
- HMM. THOSE MUST BE WORTH
SOMETHING DOWN HERE.

415
00:22:07,750 --> 00:22:09,375
- ORDER UP, SQUIDWARD.

416
00:22:09,417 --> 00:22:11,041
HOLD ON TO SOMETHING!

417
00:22:11,083 --> 00:22:13,625
IT'S TIME TO
FLIP THE PATTIES!

418
00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:15,041
HIT IT!

419
00:22:21,041 --> 00:22:26,250
YAH HAH HAH HAH HAH
HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!

