1 00:00:03,039 --> 00:00:05,122 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 2 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:08,788 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 3 00:00:11,080 --> 00:00:12,705 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 4 00:00:14,997 --> 00:00:16,955 - all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY? 5 00:00:46,122 --> 00:00:48,413 SALUTATIONS, HEROIC DEVOTEES. 6 00:00:48,455 --> 00:00:52,413 I HOPE YOU'RE SECURELY SEATED AND SUFFICIENTLY HYDRATED, 7 00:00:52,455 --> 00:00:54,122 BECAUSE, COMING UP NEXT, 8 00:00:54,164 --> 00:00:57,663 IT'S THE MERMAIDMAN & BARNACLEBOY MARATHON. 9 00:00:57,705 --> 00:00:59,830 - WE GOT TO MAKE SURE WE HAVE THE NECESSARY SUPPLIES 10 00:00:59,872 --> 00:01:00,830 FOR THIS MARATHON. 11 00:01:00,872 --> 00:01:02,039 LET'S DO THIS. 12 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:03,872 OKAY, HOW ARE WE ON SNACKS? 13 00:01:03,913 --> 00:01:06,330 - OH, HMM, I DON'T KNOW. 14 00:01:06,371 --> 00:01:08,913 WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO PULL THROUGH... 15 00:01:08,955 --> 00:01:10,538 THE FIRST HOUR. 16 00:01:10,580 --> 00:01:12,955 - CHECK. MERMAIDMAN & BARNACLEBOY ACTION FIGURES? 17 00:01:14,289 --> 00:01:15,788 CHECK. DRAPES? 18 00:01:15,830 --> 00:01:16,872 CHECK. 19 00:01:16,913 --> 00:01:18,788 - LAMPSHADE? - CHECK. 20 00:01:18,830 --> 00:01:19,788 THERMOMETER? 21 00:01:19,830 --> 00:01:21,205 CHECK. 22 00:01:21,247 --> 00:01:22,621 UKULELE, THROW PILLOW, 23 00:01:22,663 --> 00:01:24,413 SCREENSAVER, INCENSE, SNAIL COZY, HEADGEAR? 24 00:01:24,455 --> 00:01:25,830 CHECK. 25 00:01:25,872 --> 00:01:27,747 - AND... 26 00:01:27,788 --> 00:01:30,247 - IT'S TIME. IT'S TIME. 27 00:01:30,289 --> 00:01:33,247 IT'S TIME TO FIGHT... 28 00:01:33,289 --> 00:01:34,788 IT'S TIME, PATRICK! 29 00:01:34,830 --> 00:01:36,955 I HOPE WE CAN MAKE DO WITH THE FEW PROVISIONS WE HAVE. 30 00:01:47,747 --> 00:01:49,538 - FOR 60-SOME-ODD YEARS, 31 00:01:49,580 --> 00:01:52,205 MERMAIDMAN AND BARNACLEBOY HAVE QUADRUPLE-HANDEDLY 32 00:01:52,247 --> 00:01:53,830 KEPT THE SEA CRIME-FREE. 33 00:01:53,872 --> 00:01:56,997 AND IN CELEBRATION OF SUCH LONGEVITY, 34 00:01:57,039 --> 00:01:59,413 WE'RE KICKING OFF THIS WEEKEND-LONG HERO FEST 35 00:01:59,455 --> 00:02:03,538 WITH THE NEVER-BEFORE-AIRED MERMAIDMAN & BARNACLEBOY 36 00:02:03,580 --> 00:02:04,788 ORIGIN SPECIAL. 37 00:02:04,830 --> 00:02:07,039 AND NOW WITHOUT FURTHER FANFARE... 38 00:02:08,747 --> 00:02:12,663 THE MERMAIDMAN & BARNACLEBOY ORIGIN SPE... 39 00:02:12,705 --> 00:02:14,621 - NO. 40 00:02:14,663 --> 00:02:19,455 NO! 41 00:02:19,496 --> 00:02:22,164 NOOOO! 42 00:02:22,205 --> 00:02:23,747 THIS IS TERRIBLE. 43 00:02:23,788 --> 00:02:26,955 HOW WILL WE SEE THE ORIGIN SPECIAL NOW? 44 00:02:29,997 --> 00:02:31,788 - SQUIDWARD! SQUIDWARD! - LET US IN! 45 00:02:31,830 --> 00:02:33,330 - WE'RE MISSING THE MERMAIDMAN MARATHON! 46 00:02:33,371 --> 00:02:34,997 GO AWAY! 47 00:02:35,039 --> 00:02:36,788 I'VE GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO 48 00:02:36,830 --> 00:02:38,913 THAN TO WATCH GROWN MEN PRANCE AROUND 49 00:02:38,955 --> 00:02:40,164 IN RIDICULOUS OUTFITS. 50 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:45,663 WHAT? 51 00:02:45,705 --> 00:02:46,997 CIRCUIT MUST HAVE BLOWN AGAIN. 52 00:02:52,371 --> 00:02:54,080 - HEY, THANKS FOR LETTING US IN, SQUIDWARD. 53 00:02:54,122 --> 00:02:55,580 YEAH, WE OWE YOU ONE. 54 00:02:57,289 --> 00:02:59,080 WHAT NOW, SPONGEBOB? 55 00:02:59,122 --> 00:03:00,496 I DON'T KNOW, PATRICK. 56 00:03:00,538 --> 00:03:02,830 ALL THE TVs IN BIKINI BOTTOM ARE KNOCKED OUT. 57 00:03:02,872 --> 00:03:04,496 WE HAVE TO FIND A SECURE PLACE, 58 00:03:04,538 --> 00:03:06,621 SOME PLACE THAT CAN SURVIVE THIS WHIRLWIND. 59 00:03:06,663 --> 00:03:08,039 HEY, THAT'S IT. 60 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:09,289 IF WE WANT TO SEE 61 00:03:09,330 --> 00:03:11,122 MERMAIDMAN AND BARNACLEBOY'S ORIGIN, 62 00:03:11,164 --> 00:03:12,122 WE'LL JUST GO TO THE SOURCE. 63 00:03:12,164 --> 00:03:14,122 FOLLOW ME, PATRICK. 64 00:03:14,164 --> 00:03:16,538 - THANKS FOR NOTHING, SQUIDWARD. 65 00:03:16,580 --> 00:03:19,872 - SO SORRY TO HAVE PUT SUCH A WRINKLE IN YOUR PLANS. 66 00:03:26,247 --> 00:03:27,538 WE MADE IT. 67 00:03:27,580 --> 00:03:29,080 PATRICK, GET UP. 68 00:03:29,122 --> 00:03:32,205 WE HAVE FOUND THE MERMALAIR. 69 00:03:38,913 --> 00:03:40,955 AGAIN! 70 00:03:40,997 --> 00:03:42,705 OH, BOY. 71 00:03:47,164 --> 00:03:49,164 AGAIN! 72 00:03:49,205 --> 00:03:50,663 DO YOU MIND TELLING US 73 00:03:50,705 --> 00:03:51,788 WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE? 74 00:03:51,830 --> 00:03:53,496 WE WANT TO WATCH YOUR TV. 75 00:03:53,538 --> 00:03:55,080 - I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU, KIDS, 76 00:03:55,122 --> 00:03:56,997 BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE ELSE. 77 00:03:57,039 --> 00:03:59,580 OUR POWER GOT KNOCKED OUT IN THE STORM. 78 00:03:59,621 --> 00:04:02,289 - BUT—BUT... NOW HOW WILL WE EVER LEARN 79 00:04:02,330 --> 00:04:04,330 ABOUT THEIR SECRET "GORININ"? 80 00:04:04,371 --> 00:04:06,247 HANG ON A MINUTE, PATRICK. 81 00:04:06,289 --> 00:04:07,205 WE'VE GOT MERMAIDMAN AND BARNACLEBOY STANDING 82 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:08,955 RIGHT OVER HERE. 83 00:04:08,997 --> 00:04:10,705 YEAH, SO? 84 00:04:10,747 --> 00:04:13,621 - SO IF WE WANT TO HEAR THEIR ORIGIN, WHY DON'T WE JUST ASK THEM? 85 00:04:13,663 --> 00:04:14,663 WHOA! 86 00:04:14,705 --> 00:04:16,997 YOU'RE LIKE A BRAIN PROFESSOR. 87 00:04:17,039 --> 00:04:18,872 - MERMAIDMAN, BARNACLEBOY, 88 00:04:18,913 --> 00:04:20,872 WE WANT TO KNOW HOW THIS ALL STARTED. 89 00:04:20,913 --> 00:04:23,164 - YOU WANT TO GO BACK TO THE START OF IT ALL, EH? 90 00:04:23,205 --> 00:04:27,413 WELL, YOU SEE, IN THE BEGINNING, IT WAS ALL DARK. 91 00:04:27,455 --> 00:04:31,413 AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN AN EVENT CALLED THE BIG SPLASH 92 00:04:31,455 --> 00:04:33,080 FORMED THE SEAS— 93 00:04:33,122 --> 00:04:36,538 - NOT THE BEGINNING OF TIME, MERMAIDBRAIN. 94 00:04:36,580 --> 00:04:40,247 THEY WANT TO KNOW HOW WE BECAME A CRIME-FIGHTING DUO. 95 00:04:40,289 --> 00:04:41,705 - OH. RIGHT. 96 00:04:41,747 --> 00:04:43,205 HMM. 97 00:04:43,247 --> 00:04:44,705 WELL, IT ALL STARTED 98 00:04:44,747 --> 00:04:47,621 WHEN I WAS JUST A YOUNG, HANDSOME, MUSCULAR LAD. 99 00:04:50,830 --> 00:04:53,830 WHEN SUDDENLY I NOTICED THAT MY WASHING MACHINE HAD STOPPED. 100 00:05:01,080 --> 00:05:04,039 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - HUH? 101 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:06,122 - YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE TELLING THE STORY 102 00:05:06,164 --> 00:05:07,997 OF HOW WE BECAME SUPERHEROES. 103 00:05:08,039 --> 00:05:10,455 - THE STORY. YES. 104 00:05:10,496 --> 00:05:14,039 I WAS A YOUNG, HANDSOME, MUSCULAR LAD 105 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:16,080 SOAKING UP THE SUN'S RAYS ON THE BEACH 106 00:05:16,122 --> 00:05:18,705 WHEN SUDDENLY I BECAME DROWSY. 107 00:05:20,039 --> 00:05:22,413 A WAVE CAME ASHORE 108 00:05:22,455 --> 00:05:25,538 AND DREW ME BACK INTO THE OCEAN. 109 00:05:26,663 --> 00:05:27,705 HELP! 110 00:05:27,747 --> 00:05:30,080 HELP! 111 00:05:30,122 --> 00:05:32,039 SUDDENLY I REALIZED 112 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:36,371 I WAS BEING SUCKED UNDER BY A VIOLENT WHIRLPOOL. 113 00:05:36,413 --> 00:05:39,080 I WAS RUNNING OUT OF OXYGEN FAST. 114 00:05:39,122 --> 00:05:40,289 BUT BEFORE I DROWNED, 115 00:05:40,371 --> 00:05:43,455 I WAS RESCUED BY MERMAIDS. 116 00:05:43,496 --> 00:05:45,455 THEY TOOK ME TO THE OCEAN FLOOR 117 00:05:45,496 --> 00:05:48,455 WHERE THEY GAVE ME A MAGIC SEA STAR 118 00:05:48,496 --> 00:05:50,830 THAT ALLOWED ME TO BREATHE UNDERWATER. 119 00:06:00,747 --> 00:06:02,289 WAKE UP, YOU OLD COOT. 120 00:06:02,330 --> 00:06:04,705 - HUH? - FINISH THE STORY. 121 00:06:04,747 --> 00:06:06,289 - YEAH, MERMAIDMAN, WHAT ABOUT BARNACLEBOY? 122 00:06:06,330 --> 00:06:08,080 - YEAH. HOW'D YOU TWO MEET? 123 00:06:08,122 --> 00:06:10,330 - OOH. SORRY, BOYS. 124 00:06:10,371 --> 00:06:12,663 THERE I WAS IN THE OCEAN, 125 00:06:12,705 --> 00:06:16,496 THE ONLY HUMAN WHO COULD BREATHE UNDERWATER. 126 00:06:16,538 --> 00:06:20,122 ALAS, SUCH A LIFE GOT LONELY REAL FAST. 127 00:06:20,164 --> 00:06:23,164 I HAD NO OTHER HUMANS TO TALK TO. 128 00:06:23,205 --> 00:06:25,164 WHAT WAS A MAN TO DO? 129 00:06:25,205 --> 00:06:27,205 THEN MY QUESTION WAS ANSWERED. 130 00:06:31,621 --> 00:06:33,830 - HEY, BARNACLEBOY, MAKE SURE YOU SCRAPE 131 00:06:33,872 --> 00:06:35,413 THE BARNACLES UNDERNEATH TOO. 132 00:06:35,455 --> 00:06:36,788 - AYE-AYE. 133 00:06:41,122 --> 00:06:42,330 A BOY IN TROUBLE. 134 00:06:42,371 --> 00:06:47,955 I GOT TO ACT FAST, OR HE'LL DROWN. 135 00:06:47,997 --> 00:06:48,997 FEAR NOT, YOUNG MAN. 136 00:06:49,039 --> 00:06:51,205 I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS. 137 00:06:51,247 --> 00:06:54,580 I USED MY NEW TELEKINETIC POWERS TO DRAW BARNACLES 138 00:06:54,621 --> 00:06:57,621 INTO BARNACLEBOY'S BODY WHERE THEY TOOK THE PLACE 139 00:06:57,663 --> 00:07:00,955 OF HIS LUNGS SO HE COULD BREATHE UNDERWATER TOO. 140 00:07:03,788 --> 00:07:07,496 - IT WAS AT THAT MOMENT WE DECIDED TO TEAM UP. 141 00:07:07,538 --> 00:07:10,872 - OH, SO THAT'S HOW YOU GUYS GOT TOGETHER. 142 00:07:10,913 --> 00:07:14,247 - NO, NO, NO, THE REASON I TEAMED UP 143 00:07:14,289 --> 00:07:17,289 WITH THIS JOKER IS BECAUSE I WAS STUCK 144 00:07:17,330 --> 00:07:19,580 BREATHING UNDERWATER FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. 145 00:07:19,621 --> 00:07:21,205 - OH. YEAH. 146 00:07:21,247 --> 00:07:23,788 - ANYWAY, FROM THAT DAY FORWARD, 147 00:07:23,830 --> 00:07:24,997 WE BECAME... 148 00:07:25,039 --> 00:07:27,080 MERMAIDMAN AND BARNACLEBOY! 149 00:07:27,122 --> 00:07:29,330 SUPERHERO CRIME FIGHTERS! 150 00:07:31,705 --> 00:07:33,913 A CRIME IN PROGRESS. 151 00:07:36,788 --> 00:07:37,872 - STOP! THIEF! 152 00:07:39,413 --> 00:07:42,289 - SEE IF YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY, EVILDOER. 153 00:07:49,455 --> 00:07:51,830 - WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, THIEVING SCUM? 154 00:07:51,872 --> 00:07:52,830 THANK YOU, SIR. 155 00:07:52,872 --> 00:07:53,997 AND TO WHOM DO I OWE 156 00:07:54,039 --> 00:07:55,247 THIS DEBT OF GRATITUDE? 157 00:07:55,289 --> 00:07:58,913 - YOU CAN THANK ME, MERMAIDMAN. 158 00:08:00,747 --> 00:08:02,289 YOU'RE MINE. 159 00:08:06,663 --> 00:08:09,413 - HOW'D YOU LIKE TO TASTE MY TENTACLE ZAPPER, 160 00:08:09,455 --> 00:08:11,247 MAN RAY? 161 00:08:11,289 --> 00:08:12,830 - HELLO. 162 00:08:12,872 --> 00:08:14,371 SO WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? 163 00:08:14,413 --> 00:08:16,289 - OH. 164 00:08:16,330 --> 00:08:18,872 IN THAT CASE, CAN I GET A LARGE PEPPERONI PIZZA, 165 00:08:18,913 --> 00:08:19,663 EXTRA CHEESE? 166 00:08:19,705 --> 00:08:21,997 THANKS. 167 00:08:22,039 --> 00:08:22,913 THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN. 168 00:08:22,955 --> 00:08:25,164 OH, YES, IT DID. 169 00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:27,164 - OH, NO, IT DIDN'T. - HA HA, OH, LOT YOU REMEMBER. 170 00:08:27,205 --> 00:08:28,289 YOU DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHERE YOU LIVE. 171 00:08:28,330 --> 00:08:29,913 - IT DIDN'T HAPPEN. - AND NOW 172 00:08:29,955 --> 00:08:33,371 WITHOUT ANY FURTHER DELAYS, THE MERMAIDMAN & BARNACLEBOY 173 00:08:33,413 --> 00:08:34,997 ORIGIN EPISODE. 174 00:08:35,039 --> 00:08:36,496 OH, THIS IS IT! 175 00:08:36,538 --> 00:08:38,872 - THE STORY OF MERMAIDMAN AND BARNACLEBOY 176 00:08:38,913 --> 00:08:40,330 ALL STARTED HERE. 177 00:08:40,371 --> 00:08:41,955 COME ON, ERNIE. 178 00:08:41,997 --> 00:08:43,621 THE MOVIE'S ABOUT TO START. 179 00:08:43,663 --> 00:08:45,663 WHERE'S THE POPCORN? 180 00:08:45,705 --> 00:08:47,455 IT'S IN THE MICROWAVE, TIM. 181 00:08:47,496 --> 00:08:50,371 - AT THAT VERY MOMENT IN THE APARTMENT DIRECTLY ABOVE, 182 00:08:50,413 --> 00:08:53,330 A ROGUE SCIENTIST DOING TESTS ON RADIOACTIVE ANTS 183 00:08:53,371 --> 00:08:55,413 KNOCKS OVER A JAR OF HIS INFECTED SPECIMENS, 184 00:08:55,455 --> 00:08:57,122 ONE OF WHICH, WITHOUT ANY HESITATION, 185 00:08:57,164 --> 00:08:58,913 CRAWLS DOWN ONE FLOOR AND MIRACULOUSLY 186 00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:00,580 LANDS UNDETECTED. 187 00:09:00,621 --> 00:09:03,830 IT VICIOUSLY BITES OUR SOON-TO-BE SUPERHERO. 188 00:09:03,872 --> 00:09:05,330 HE SCREAMS IN PAIN. 189 00:09:05,371 --> 00:09:07,955 AAAHHHH! 190 00:09:07,997 --> 00:09:09,122 STUMBLING BACKWARDS... 191 00:09:09,164 --> 00:09:11,413 WHAT ON EARTH? 192 00:09:11,455 --> 00:09:14,247 - IN A SPLIT SECOND, BOTH MEN FIND THEMSELVES 193 00:09:14,289 --> 00:09:17,039 IN A FREEFALL... 194 00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:19,164 - THAT SENDS THEM SQUARELY THROUGH THE ROOF OF A VATS OF ACID FACTORY 195 00:09:19,205 --> 00:09:21,580 AND INTO A VAT OF ACID 196 00:09:21,621 --> 00:09:24,122 THAT IS TIPPED OVER BY AN ERRANT ALIEN SPACESHIP, 197 00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:26,289 CARRYING THE TWO BLINDLY ON A WAVE OF ACID 198 00:09:26,330 --> 00:09:28,538 DURING A SOLAR ECLIPSE ON A LEAP YEAR, 199 00:09:28,580 --> 00:09:30,747 PRECARIOUSLY CAREENING INTO A BOMB-TESTING SITE 200 00:09:30,788 --> 00:09:34,164 WHERE A CATACLYSMIC EXPLOSION EXPOSES OUR HEROES IN WAITING 201 00:09:34,205 --> 00:09:36,955 TO HIGHLY TOXIC RADIUM GASES. 202 00:09:36,997 --> 00:09:38,455 THEN, AS FATE WOULD HAVE IT, 203 00:09:38,496 --> 00:09:41,455 MAGICAL STORM CLOUDS MOVE IN, ZAPPING BOTH MEN 204 00:09:41,496 --> 00:09:43,872 WITH A NEON PLAID LIGHTNING BOLT 205 00:09:43,913 --> 00:09:45,872 AND RAINING RADIOACTIVE OOZE, 206 00:09:45,913 --> 00:09:49,122 WHICH, THROUGH CENTRIFUGAL FORCE AND ELECTROMAGNETIC TURBULENCE, 207 00:09:49,164 --> 00:09:51,289 CAUSES A POWERFUL EARTHQUAKE DEEP IN THE JUNGLE 208 00:09:51,330 --> 00:09:53,289 2,000 MILES AWAY, CONSEQUENTLY UNEARTHING 209 00:09:53,330 --> 00:09:55,413 A MAGICAL CRYSTAL WITH WINGS 210 00:09:55,455 --> 00:09:58,122 THAT FLIES TO ERNIE AND TIM'S EXACT LOCATION 211 00:09:58,164 --> 00:10:00,705 AND, POWERED BY SUPER GAMMA ENERGY CURRENTS, 212 00:10:00,747 --> 00:10:05,039 PILOTS THEM TO OPEN SKIES UNTIL, NOT PAYING ATTENTION, 213 00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:07,788 THE CRYSTAL CLIPS THE TOP OF A BILLBOARD, 214 00:10:07,830 --> 00:10:11,289 FLINGING THE TWO BACK TO THEIR APARTMENT MIRACULOUSLY UNHARMED, 215 00:10:11,330 --> 00:10:13,663 WHEN... 216 00:10:13,705 --> 00:10:15,289 HEY, THE POPCORN'S READY. 217 00:10:15,330 --> 00:10:18,289 - THEY PROCEED WITH MOVIE NIGHT 218 00:10:18,330 --> 00:10:23,289 AND EAT SLIGHTLY OVERCOOKED POPCORN. 219 00:10:23,330 --> 00:10:26,247 - MM. I THINK YOU OVERCOOKED THIS A LITTLE. 220 00:10:26,289 --> 00:10:29,496 - SUDDENLY AN AMAZING REACTION TO THE OVERCOOKED POPCORN 221 00:10:29,538 --> 00:10:32,455 HITS THEM WITH A JOLT OF COSMIC SUPER ENERGY, 222 00:10:32,496 --> 00:10:34,872 METAMORPHOSIZING ERNIE INTO AN INCREDIBLY STRONG, 223 00:10:34,913 --> 00:10:37,580 SEA STAR-WEARING SUPERHERO 224 00:10:37,621 --> 00:10:40,663 AND TIM INTO A SLIGHTLY LESS STRONG, BUT ALSO SUPER 225 00:10:40,705 --> 00:10:42,872 SAILOR-LOOKING GUY. 226 00:10:42,913 --> 00:10:45,039 - I HAVE THE SUDDEN AND INCREDIBLE URGE 227 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:47,205 TO BREATHE WATER INSTEAD OF AIR. 228 00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:49,538 AS DO I. 229 00:10:49,580 --> 00:10:53,538 - AND THAT IS HOW THEY BECAME THE SUPERHEROES WE HAVE COME 230 00:10:53,580 --> 00:10:55,997 TO KNOW AS... 231 00:10:57,913 --> 00:11:00,663 MERMAIDMAN AND BARNACLEBOY, 232 00:11:00,705 --> 00:11:02,830 DEFENDERS OF THE DEEP. 233 00:11:06,330 --> 00:11:10,788 - OH, FEELS JUST LIKE YESTERDAY, DOESN'T IT, MERMAIDMAN? 234 00:11:10,830 --> 00:11:12,371 - NO. NOT REALLY. 235 00:11:12,413 --> 00:11:17,496 - OH. SO WHAT DO YOU BOYS THINK? BOYS? 236 00:11:17,538 --> 00:11:21,205 - OKAY, PATRICK, THE OVERCOOKED POPCORN WILL BE READY IN 12 MINUTES. 237 00:11:21,247 --> 00:11:24,080 - THIS IS GONNA BE SO SUPER AWESOME. 238 00:11:24,122 --> 00:11:26,080 SO SUPERHERO AWESOME. 239 00:11:26,122 --> 00:11:27,580 NO! STOP! 240 00:11:27,621 --> 00:11:30,122 - BUT YOU'RE NOT SUPERHERO MATERIAL. 241 00:11:30,164 --> 00:11:31,371 LOOK AT THOSE SHOES... 242 00:11:49,705 --> 00:11:52,538 - THE KRUSTY KRAB IS STOWED AND READY TO SLUMBER. 243 00:11:52,580 --> 00:11:54,455 GOOD JOB, LADDIE. 244 00:11:54,496 --> 00:11:56,955 ANOTHER FRUITFUL DAY PUSHING PATTIES. 245 00:11:56,997 --> 00:11:58,580 PUSHING WHAT? 246 00:11:58,621 --> 00:12:02,496 - YOU KNOW, TURNING PATTIES INTO LETTUCE. 247 00:12:02,538 --> 00:12:03,747 UM, I'M NOT FOLLOWING YOU. 248 00:12:03,788 --> 00:12:05,997 - CABBAGE. GREENBACKS. 249 00:12:06,039 --> 00:12:07,205 MONEY! 250 00:12:07,247 --> 00:12:08,747 OH, YOU MEAN YOUR OBSESSION. 251 00:12:08,788 --> 00:12:11,371 - OBSESSION IS KIND OF A STRONG WORD. 252 00:12:19,788 --> 00:12:23,289 SLEEP TIGHT, MY LITTLE ANGELS. 253 00:12:42,538 --> 00:12:44,788 35 LEFT, 254 00:12:44,830 --> 00:12:47,997 25 RIGHT, 255 00:12:48,039 --> 00:12:50,830 AND FINALLY 4 LEFT. 256 00:12:50,872 --> 00:12:52,872 OPEN SAYS ME! 257 00:12:52,913 --> 00:12:55,496 HEY, WHAT GIVES? 258 00:12:55,538 --> 00:12:57,371 I WAS LOOKING RIGHT AT THE COMBINATION. 259 00:12:57,413 --> 00:12:58,538 WHY ISN'T IT OPENING? 260 00:12:58,580 --> 00:13:00,247 AAGH! 261 00:13:00,289 --> 00:13:02,955 WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE? 262 00:13:02,997 --> 00:13:06,371 HMM. EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE IN ORDER. 263 00:13:06,413 --> 00:13:08,122 THE SAFE IS STILL SAFE. 264 00:13:08,164 --> 00:13:10,496 HUH. I MUST BE HEARING THINGS. 265 00:13:10,538 --> 00:13:12,371 HEY, HOW'D THAT PICKLE GET ON THE FLOOR? 266 00:13:12,413 --> 00:13:15,496 NOW WHAT WAS THAT RULE ABOUT DROPPED FOOD? 267 00:13:15,538 --> 00:13:19,289 WAS IT FIVE SECONDS OR FIVE MINUTES OR... 268 00:13:19,371 --> 00:13:21,122 AH, WELL, WASTE NOT, WANT NOT. 269 00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:31,580 PLANKTON, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 270 00:13:31,621 --> 00:13:34,621 - TRUST ME, YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW. 271 00:13:34,663 --> 00:13:36,913 - DID YOU GET THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA? 272 00:13:36,955 --> 00:13:38,371 LIKE I HAVE TO ASK. 273 00:13:38,413 --> 00:13:41,330 NO, AND I PROBABLY NEVER WILL. 274 00:13:41,371 --> 00:13:44,330 - YOU NEED A MORE POSITIVE OUTLOOK. 275 00:13:44,371 --> 00:13:46,164 OH, KAREN. 276 00:13:46,205 --> 00:13:48,621 IF YOU COULD JUST SEE THINGS THE WAY I DO. 277 00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:52,872 PLANKTON! 278 00:13:52,913 --> 00:13:55,164 - WHAT? - I THINK YOU HIT IT. 279 00:13:55,205 --> 00:13:57,705 YOU COULDN'T SEE THE CORRECT COMBINATION 280 00:13:57,747 --> 00:13:59,872 BECAUSE YOU HAVE ONLY ONE EYE. 281 00:13:59,913 --> 00:14:01,872 YOU LACK DEPTH PERCEPTION. 282 00:14:01,913 --> 00:14:03,371 MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. 283 00:14:03,413 --> 00:14:07,247 THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY I STINK AT DARTS. 284 00:14:07,289 --> 00:14:09,247 - WHAT YOU NEED IS A SECOND EYE. 285 00:14:09,289 --> 00:14:11,080 KAREN, MY DEAR, 286 00:14:11,122 --> 00:14:13,289 I THINK YOU'RE ONTO SOMETHING. 287 00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:15,788 LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME FOR AN UPGRADE! 288 00:14:24,705 --> 00:14:26,455 SUCCESS! 289 00:14:26,496 --> 00:14:28,164 UH-OH. THAT AIN'T GOOD. 290 00:14:28,205 --> 00:14:29,955 NO, NO, NO, 291 00:14:29,997 --> 00:14:31,955 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 292 00:14:31,997 --> 00:14:36,538 I CAN SEE EVERY— AAHH! 293 00:14:40,705 --> 00:14:42,705 BINOCULAR VISION, HERE I COME. 294 00:14:46,663 --> 00:14:48,289 WHAT? 295 00:14:48,330 --> 00:14:49,955 OH, MAMA. 296 00:14:49,997 --> 00:14:52,788 STOP. I COMMAND YOU. 297 00:14:52,830 --> 00:14:55,247 OH, COME ON, PLEASE STOP. 298 00:15:01,663 --> 00:15:04,122 NEXT. 299 00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:08,080 KAREN, WHAT AM I DOING WRONG? 300 00:15:08,122 --> 00:15:10,997 - YOUR EXPERIMENTS ARE MISSING ONE ESSENTIAL INGREDIENT. 301 00:15:11,039 --> 00:15:12,788 IT'S NOT LOVE, IS IT? 302 00:15:12,830 --> 00:15:14,080 BECAUSE YOU KNOW I HATE THAT STUFF. 303 00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:17,455 - NO, IT'S CELLS FROM ANOTHER EYE. 304 00:15:17,496 --> 00:15:20,247 EVEN A SINGLE TEARDROP WOULD CONTAIN ENOUGH DNA. 305 00:15:20,289 --> 00:15:20,955 TEARS, HUH? 306 00:15:20,997 --> 00:15:24,496 I GUESS IF I HAVE TO. 307 00:15:28,621 --> 00:15:31,039 WILL THESE DO? 308 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:32,705 NO, SILLY. 309 00:15:32,747 --> 00:15:36,164 THEY HAVE TO BE FROM SOMEONE WHO ALREADY HAS TWO EYES. 310 00:15:39,538 --> 00:15:41,080 TWO EYES, HUH? 311 00:15:41,122 --> 00:15:44,997 I THINK I KNOW A CRYBABY WHO FITS THAT DESCRIPTION. 312 00:15:46,247 --> 00:15:47,872 HI, PLANKTON. 313 00:15:47,913 --> 00:15:51,913 HEY, SPONGEBOB. 314 00:15:51,955 --> 00:15:53,455 WANT TO HEAR A SAD STORY? 315 00:15:53,496 --> 00:15:55,205 - NO. NOT PARTICULARLY. 316 00:15:55,247 --> 00:15:57,955 - ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A YELLOW DOOFUS 317 00:15:57,997 --> 00:15:59,621 WHO LOVED TO DRINK MILK WITH HIS LUNCH. 318 00:15:59,663 --> 00:16:01,997 UNFORTUNATELY FOR SAID DOOFUS, 319 00:16:02,039 --> 00:16:04,247 HIS MILK WAS TRAGICALLY SPILT. 320 00:16:04,289 --> 00:16:06,413 THE END. 321 00:16:06,455 --> 00:16:08,997 - S-S-SAD STORY. 322 00:16:10,289 --> 00:16:12,496 AND SO TIMELY. 323 00:16:21,496 --> 00:16:22,997 GET A GRIP. 324 00:16:23,039 --> 00:16:25,913 I SUPPOSE HE'S RIGHT. 325 00:16:25,955 --> 00:16:28,164 GOOD THING I ALWAYS BRING BACKUP MILK. 326 00:16:33,164 --> 00:16:35,289 - ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO GO THROUGH WITH THIS? 327 00:16:35,330 --> 00:16:37,872 - YES. LET'S HURRY UP AND GET IT OVER WITH. 328 00:16:44,621 --> 00:16:46,247 MOMMY! 329 00:16:46,289 --> 00:16:48,621 HERE COME THE PAIN! 330 00:16:54,705 --> 00:16:57,496 THAT WASN'T SO BAD. UH-OH. 331 00:16:57,538 --> 00:17:01,455 HERE WE GO. 332 00:17:01,496 --> 00:17:03,580 - EUREKA! - SO DOES IT WORK? 333 00:17:03,621 --> 00:17:05,955 YOU TELL ME. 334 00:17:07,496 --> 00:17:08,538 BULL'S-EYE! 335 00:17:08,580 --> 00:17:10,371 NOW FOR MY NEXT TARGET— 336 00:17:10,413 --> 00:17:13,413 THE KRABBY PATTY SECRET FORMULA. 337 00:17:16,913 --> 00:17:18,164 WHAT? 338 00:17:23,621 --> 00:17:26,122 WHY DOES EVERYTHING LOOK SO WEIR... 339 00:17:26,164 --> 00:17:28,913 LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL? 340 00:17:31,496 --> 00:17:33,955 - HI, SPONGEBOB. GREAT TO SEE YOU, BUDDY. 341 00:17:33,997 --> 00:17:35,371 - HI, PLANKTON. WHAT YOU DOING? 342 00:17:35,413 --> 00:17:37,205 - I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA STEAL SOMETHING, 343 00:17:37,247 --> 00:17:39,205 CAN'T IMAGINE WHY, 344 00:17:39,247 --> 00:17:44,039 SO I'M JUST ENJOYING THIS LOVELY DAY. 345 00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:46,496 - OKAY. BUH-BYE. 346 00:17:52,247 --> 00:17:54,496 HONEY, I'M HOME. 347 00:17:54,538 --> 00:17:57,080 OH, YOU'RE A HAPPY CAMPER. 348 00:17:57,122 --> 00:17:58,538 DID YOU FINALLY STEAL THE FORMULA? 349 00:17:58,580 --> 00:18:03,039 - FORMULA? WHAT FORMULA? 350 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:04,580 I FORGOT THE FORMULA. 351 00:18:04,621 --> 00:18:07,330 I CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT GOT INTO ME. 352 00:18:07,371 --> 00:18:09,205 IT'S THAT NEW EYE OF YOURS. 353 00:18:09,247 --> 00:18:11,289 YOUR EVIL DNA HAS BECOME CORRUPTED 354 00:18:11,371 --> 00:18:13,455 BY SPONGEBOB'S NICE DNA. 355 00:18:13,496 --> 00:18:16,413 YOU'VE GONE FROM EVIL TO NEEVIL! 356 00:18:16,455 --> 00:18:18,997 YOU'RE BECOMING AS HARMLESS AS THAT FRY COOK. 357 00:18:19,039 --> 00:18:19,705 NONSENSE. 358 00:18:19,747 --> 00:18:22,039 YOU'RE IMAGINING THINGS. 359 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:24,496 - REALLY? LET'S TEST IT, SHALL WE? 360 00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:27,164 - TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE 361 00:18:27,205 --> 00:18:28,747 IN THESE INK BLOTS. 362 00:18:28,788 --> 00:18:31,455 - HMM. LOOKS LIKE... 363 00:18:31,496 --> 00:18:33,955 - A PRETTY BUTTERFLY. - NOPE. TRY AGAIN. 364 00:18:33,997 --> 00:18:35,955 WHAT DOES THIS REMIND YOU OF? 365 00:18:35,997 --> 00:18:39,039 AW, IT'S A LITTLE PUPPY DOGGY. 366 00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:40,496 TRY THIS. 367 00:18:40,538 --> 00:18:44,122 - UM... - I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT. 368 00:18:45,955 --> 00:18:48,247 A BOUQUET OF FLOWERS? 369 00:18:48,289 --> 00:18:51,039 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME FLOWERS, HONEY? 370 00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:53,538 CELLS FROM THAT SPONGE 371 00:18:53,580 --> 00:18:55,330 HAVE CHANGED YOUR WHOLE POINT OF VIEW. 372 00:18:55,371 --> 00:18:58,122 - A FEW BLOBS OF INK DOESN'T PROVE A THING. 373 00:18:58,164 --> 00:19:00,371 I'M AS EVIL AS EVER. 374 00:19:00,413 --> 00:19:01,997 I'LL PROVE IT RIGHT NOW BY STEALING 375 00:19:02,039 --> 00:19:03,164 THE KRABBY PATTY SECRET FORMULA. 376 00:19:06,205 --> 00:19:09,747 - FIRE! 377 00:19:09,788 --> 00:19:10,538 IT'S BURNING! 378 00:19:10,580 --> 00:19:13,371 SUCH LOVELY DESTRUCTION. 379 00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:17,621 - HELP! SAVE ME! 380 00:19:17,663 --> 00:19:19,872 SAVE ME! 381 00:19:19,913 --> 00:19:21,955 I'LL HELP YOU. 382 00:19:21,997 --> 00:19:23,205 DO NOT WORRY, CITIZEN. 383 00:19:23,247 --> 00:19:26,080 I'LL CATCH YOU. 384 00:19:28,872 --> 00:19:32,080 COMING DOWN. 385 00:19:32,122 --> 00:19:33,289 OH, NO. 386 00:19:33,330 --> 00:19:35,997 THANKS, BUDDY. 387 00:19:39,621 --> 00:19:41,330 UNBELIEVABLE! 388 00:19:41,371 --> 00:19:43,413 I'VE COMMITTED ANOTHER SELFLESS ACT. 389 00:19:43,455 --> 00:19:45,663 THIS EYE IS TAKING OVER. 390 00:19:47,289 --> 00:19:48,955 BUT I MUST STAY STRONG 391 00:19:48,997 --> 00:19:52,913 AND CONCENTRATE ON SWIPING THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA. 392 00:19:52,955 --> 00:19:54,122 WHAT'S THIS? 393 00:19:54,164 --> 00:19:56,580 IT'S THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA. 394 00:19:56,621 --> 00:19:58,496 HUH! WHA— KRABS MUST HAVE LOST IT! 395 00:19:58,538 --> 00:20:01,247 AND THAT'S WHY YOUR PROMOTION 396 00:20:01,289 --> 00:20:03,663 MEANS A 50% CUT IN SALARY. 397 00:20:03,705 --> 00:20:05,080 UNDERSTAND, SPONGEBOB? 398 00:20:05,122 --> 00:20:06,705 - YES, SIR, MR. KRABS. 399 00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:07,997 HEY, EUGENE. 400 00:20:08,039 --> 00:20:09,705 YOU MISSING ANYTHING? 401 00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:12,164 ME KRABBY PATTY FORMULER! 402 00:20:12,205 --> 00:20:14,330 THAT'S RIGHT, KRABS. 403 00:20:14,371 --> 00:20:17,663 UNBELIEVABLY, I FOUND IT LYING ON THE GROUND! 404 00:20:19,496 --> 00:20:21,913 SO I'M GIVING IT BACK TO YOU. TAKE IT. 405 00:20:21,955 --> 00:20:25,621 - HEY, SOMETHING SMELLS, AND IT ISN'T ME LONG JOHNS. 406 00:20:25,663 --> 00:20:28,205 LET'S SEE HERE. YOU HAD THE FORMULER. 407 00:20:28,247 --> 00:20:31,080 - WHY DIDN'T YOU RUN OFF WITH IT? - WHY DIDN'T I RUN OFF WITH IT? 408 00:20:31,122 --> 00:20:32,997 WHY DIDN'T I RUN OFF WITH IT? 409 00:20:33,039 --> 00:20:34,247 BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE STEALING. 410 00:20:34,289 --> 00:20:37,039 - SINCE WHEN DO YOU CARE ABOUT STEALING? 411 00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:39,580 OH, IT'S THIS CURSED NEW EYE! 412 00:20:39,621 --> 00:20:41,039 I'VE GOT TO GET RID OF IT. 413 00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:45,621 MUST BECOME MONOCULAR AGAIN. 414 00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:48,538 I DID IT. 415 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:57,455 - HMM. 416 00:20:57,496 --> 00:20:59,538 YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK I TRUST 417 00:20:59,580 --> 00:21:02,289 THIS NICE, POLITE, PLEASANT PLANKTON. 418 00:21:02,330 --> 00:21:05,330 - MR. KRABS, I THINK PLANKTON HAS REALLY CHANGED. 419 00:21:05,371 --> 00:21:07,330 HE JUST NEEDS SOME ENCOURAGEMENT. 420 00:21:07,371 --> 00:21:09,205 AND I KNOW JUST HOW TO DO IT. 421 00:21:10,496 --> 00:21:12,247 - UH-HUH. 422 00:21:21,039 --> 00:21:23,039 MY LIFE OF EVIL IS OVER. 423 00:21:25,164 --> 00:21:27,080 HEY. WHY IS IT SO DARK IN HERE? 424 00:21:27,122 --> 00:21:30,788 SURPRISE! 425 00:21:30,830 --> 00:21:32,955 - AAGH! THE CHUM BUCKET'S BEEN INVADED. 426 00:21:32,997 --> 00:21:34,413 I'LL NEVER SURRENDER. NEVER! 427 00:21:34,455 --> 00:21:36,496 AW, THIS ISN'T AN INVASION. 428 00:21:36,538 --> 00:21:38,747 WE'RE HERE TO SHOW YOU HOW MUCH WE APPRECIATE 429 00:21:38,788 --> 00:21:41,205 ALL THE GOOD DEEDS YOU'VE DONE LATELY. 430 00:21:41,247 --> 00:21:43,455 WE CAME TO GIVE YOU A GREAT BIG HUG. 431 00:21:43,496 --> 00:21:44,997 - WHAT? NO. NOT HUGS. 432 00:21:45,039 --> 00:21:46,039 NOT HUGS. 433 00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:48,913 YAY! 434 00:21:51,997 --> 00:21:53,580 IT'S GONE. 435 00:21:53,621 --> 00:21:57,371 THAT DISGUSTINGLY GOOD EYE IS FINALLY GONE. 436 00:21:57,413 --> 00:21:59,371 I'M CURED! 437 00:21:59,413 --> 00:22:01,621 THANK YOU. THANK YOU ALL! 438 00:22:01,663 --> 00:22:03,413 ESPECIALLY YOU, SPONGEBOB. 439 00:22:03,455 --> 00:22:05,413 - HEY. GLAD I COULD HELP. 440 00:22:05,455 --> 00:22:08,455 - YES, THANKS TO YOU, I'M EVIL AGAIN. 441 00:22:08,496 --> 00:22:10,872 AND AS A TOKEN OF MY APPRECIATION, 442 00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:13,580 I'LL GIVE YOU ALL A ROUSING SENDOFF 443 00:22:13,621 --> 00:22:18,496 WITH MY INFRARED, SECURITY, ATTACK LASERS! 444 00:22:26,788 --> 00:22:30,705 OH, WELL, DEPTH PERCEPTION'S OVERRATED ANYWAY.