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HELLO.

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OW!

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- BOY,
DO I LOVE HIGH SCHOOL.

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YOU KNOW WHAT? SOMEDAY
WE'RE GONNA REMEMBER ALL THIS,

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AND WE'RE GONNA
LOOK BACK AND SAY...

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"REMEMBER?"

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SPEAKING OF REMEMBERING,

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YOU DIDN'T FORGET THE
BIKINI BOTTOM HIGH SCHOOL DANCE

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IS TOMORROW NIGHT,
DID YOU?

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OF COURSE I DIDN'T FORGET.

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I'M SO EXCITED.

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- UH-HUH, ME TOO.

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BARNACLE.

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- WHAT?
- PEARL, I'M GONNA SAY THIS AS TACTFULLY AS POSSIBLE.

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THERE'S A HIDEOUS BARNACLE

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GROWING OUT OF THE SIDE
OF YOUR FACE.

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- WHERE?
- THERE.

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WHAA!

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- SO ANYWAY,
I DON'T EVEN...

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- PEARL, IT'S NOT REALLY
AS BAD AS YOU—

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WHAA!

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SPONGEBOB.

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YES, MR. KRABS.

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- DIDN'T YOU ALREADY
MOP THIS AREA?

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AFFIRMATIVE, CAPTAIN.

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- WELL THEN,
WHY WOULD YOU MOP IT AGAIN?

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WHY WOULDN'T I?

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GOOD POINT.

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PEARL!

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WHAT BRINGS YOU IN
ON SUCH A FINE AFTERNOON?

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- OH, DADDY,
IT'S TERRIBLE.

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THE SCHOOL DANCE
IS THIS WEEKEND.

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OOH, THAT IS TERRIBLE.

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MAKES MY SHELL CRAWL
JUST THINKING ABOUT IT. UGH.

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- NO, DADDY.
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

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THE TERRIBLE PART IS THAT
I CAN'T GO TO THE DANCE.

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WHY EVER NOT?

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- BECAUSE I HAVE
A HIDEOUS BARNACLE

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GROWING ON THE SIDE
OF MY FACE!

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OH, HO, HO, HO,

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NOW CALM DOWN THERE,
ME LITTLE PEARL.

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I'M SURE IT CAN'T BE
HALF AS AWFUL AS YOU—

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GREAT RUSTY HINGE PIN
OF DAVY JONES' LOCKER!

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- WE HAVE TO GET RID OF IT
NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES.

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- ANYTHING FOR
ME BELOVED ANGEL.

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- OKAY, I NEED AN APPOINTMENT
WITH A DERMATOLOGIST,

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A TRIP TO THE SPA,
EXPENSIVE CREAMS AND LOTIONS,

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AND PROBABLY
SOME OTHER KIND OF...

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- I MEANT WHATEVER YOU NEED
TO GET RID OF YOUR BLEMISH,

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NOT LIQUIDATE
ME RETIREMENT FUND.

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- YOU KNOW WHAT?
LET'S GO ACROSS THE STREET

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TO THE CHUM BUCKET.

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- I HEARD THEY HAVE BETTER
WEATHER OVER THERE.

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NO! WAIT!

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THIS IS STARTING TO EAT AWAY
AT ME PROFIT MARGARINE.

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IF I DON'T COME UP
WITH A SOLUTION FAST,

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IT'S GONNA COST ME A LOT MORE

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THAN A COUPLE OF CASES
OF COLD CREAM.

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- OH, SPONGEBOB,
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO—

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AT EASE.

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HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO
YOUR DEAR OLD CHUM A FAVOR

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AND RID HIS BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER
OF HER EVIL BARNACLES?

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- I WILL DO YOU THIS FAVOR,
SIR CHUM.

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NEVER FEAR.

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I DON'T KNOW, SPONGEBOB.

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THE SCHOOL DANCE
IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER,

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AND THIS BARNACLE SEEMS TO BE
GETTING BIGGER BY THE MINUTE.

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TRUST ME, PEARL,

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WE'LL BE RID OF THAT THING
IN NO TIME.

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I KNOW JUST WHAT TO DO.

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ARE YOU SURE?

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- ONE TIME
MY FRIEND PATRICK,

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HE HAD THIS BARNACLE THE SIZE
OF AN EXTRA-LARGE KRABBY PATTY

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RIGHT IN THE CENTER
OF HIS FOREHEAD.

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ANYWAY, I FIXED IT SO HE NEVER
SAW THAT BARNACLE AGAIN.

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- HOW?
- I TOOK HIM TO SEE A HYPNOTIST.

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- YOU TOOK PATRICK
TO A HYPNOTIST?

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- UH-UH.
THE BARNACLE.

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IT BECAME CONVINCED
IT WAS A PELICAN

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AND FLEW SOUTH
FOR THE WINTER.

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WE NEVER SAW
THAT PELICAN AGAIN.

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- I THOUGHT YOU SAID
IT WAS A BARNACLE.

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- WHAT'D I SAY?
- PELICAN.

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- HE WAS A REALLY GOOD
HYPNOTIST.

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NOW JUST REMAIN CALM,

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AND THIS WILL BE OVER
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT.

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- YOU'RE REALLY
GONNA USE HYPNOSIS

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TO GET RID OF THE BARNACLE?

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- HYPNOSIS?
NO.

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I'M JUST GONNA PRY IT OFF
WITH MY SPATULA.

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HOLD STILL NOW.

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IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

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- I DON'T THINK
THE SPATULA'S GONNA WORK.

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THIS OLD, WEATHER-BEATEN SHOVEL
OUGHT TO DO IT.

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DID IT COME OFF?

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GETTING THERE.

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- SPONGEBOB,
HOW MUCH LONGER?

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OH, SHOULDN'T BE
TOO MUCH LONGER.

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ACTUALLY, WE CAN TAKE A BREAK
NOW IF YOU WANT.

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GOOD IDEA.

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I GOT TO GO SCRUB MY FACE DOWN
WITH SOAP AND WATER.

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OKAY.

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PEARL!

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PEARL, WHAT HAPPENED?

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THERE'S MORE!

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AAH!

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I MEAN, "YOU'RE RIGHT.
THERE ARE MORE."

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- ALL I DID WAS WASH
WITH SOAP AND WATER.

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- HMM.
WATER AND THIS SOAP?

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YES, BUT WHY?

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- BECAUSE THIS SOAP
SMELLS SO WONDERFUL. THAT'S WHY.

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MM. I KNOW THAT FRAGRANCE
FROM SOMEWHERE.

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OH...

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OH, I'M SORRY.
DID YOU WANT A WHIFF?

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NO.

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MORE FOR ME.

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OKAY, PEARL.

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- NO, I THINK ONE JAR
OF CONCEALING CREAM IS ENOUGH.

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DON'T WORRY, PEARL.
NOBODY WILL NOTICE A THING.

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PEARL, I'M HOME!

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AAH!

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- SOMETHING WRONG,
MR. KRABS?

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- FOR A SECOND THERE,
I THOUGHT A TOWERING, HIDEOUS,

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MIND-BOGGLING ABOMINATION
WAS STANDING HERE,

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STARING AT ME
IN ME OWN LIVING ROOM,

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BUT THEN I REALIZED

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IT'S JUST ME OWN,
BELOVED DAUGHTER PEARL.

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- OH, PEARL.
NO, NO, NO,

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NO EXPENSIVE TRIPS
TO THE SPA.

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BUT DON'T WORRY.

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SPONGEBOB HERE
WILL TAKE CARE OF IT.

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IF YOU TWO WILL EXCUSE ME,

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I'VE GOT SOME IMPORTANT MATTERS
TO TAKE CARE OF.

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PEARL.

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PEARL,
YOU'VE BEEN IN THE BATHROOM

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CRYING FOR THREE HOURS NOW.

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YOU CAN'T
STAY IN THERE FOREVER.

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ALL RIGHT.
I'M COMING IN.

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AAH!

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- LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE,
PEARL.

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AT LEAST YOU CAN STILL
PLAY THE PIANO.

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- WELL, WHAT GOOD
WILL THAT DO ME?

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I HAVE NO IDEA.

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DON'T WORRY, PEARL.

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I'LL FIX YOUR PROBLEM.

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HOW?

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- WELL, I'M SURE
IF I THINK HARD ENOUGH,

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SOMETHING'LL POP UP.

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OOPS.
I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT.

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HEY! IT'S THAT
DELICIOUS-SMELLING SOAP AGAIN.

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- WOULD YOU STOP
SMELLING MY SOAP?

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WHY DON'T YOU GO
MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL

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AND GET ME
ANOTHER BAR OF IT?

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- OKAY.
WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR SOAP?

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- IN THE BASEMENT.
DUH. WHERE ELSE?

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HELLO?

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SOMEBODY THERE?

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PEARL?

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UGH!
MR. KRABS.

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DON'T JUST STAND THERE, BOY.

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COME HELP ME WITH THIS.

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THERE WE GO.

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SOMETIMES SHE JUST
GETS A LITTLE STUCK.

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- MR. KRABS,
WHAT IS THIS THING?

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- WHY,
IT'S ME OLD SOAP PRESS.

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- SOAP PRESS?
- THAT'S RIGHT.

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ALL THE SOAP PEARL AND I USE

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COMES FROM THIS MACHINE.

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AND THE BEST PART IS...

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SHE RUNS ON 100% PURE
LEFTOVER KRABBY PATTIES.

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LEFTOVER KRABBY PATTIES?

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- THEIR PRECIOUS ESSENCES
ARE HARVESTED,

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AND AFTER A BRIEF
COOLING PROCESS,

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TRUNDLE OUT THIS CONVEYOR BELT

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AS FRESH,
WONDERFUL BARS OF SOAP.

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FRESH AND INVIGORATING.

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PLUS IT'S ABSOLUTELY FREE.

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- OH, THAT'S WHY
IT SMELLED SO FAMILIAR.

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HEY, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS,
MR. KRABS.

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IF PEARL FINDS OUT—

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I'VE BEEN USING SOAP

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MADE OUT OF KRABBY PATTIES?

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KRABBY PATTY ESSENCE.

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THAT'S GREASE!

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- WELL, IF YOU WANT
TO SPLIT HAIRS, I SUPPOSE—

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DADDY!

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- GOT TO GO.
YOU KIDS HAVE FUN.

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I'M NEVER GONNA BE ABLE
TO GET THESE BARNACLES OFF.

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MY YOUNG LIFE
IS RUINED FOREVER.

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DON'T WORRY, PEARL.

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I SAID I WAS NOT
GOING TO LET MR. KRABS DOWN,

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AND I'M NOT GOING TO.

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WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT?

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- THE BIKINI BOTTOM
HIGH SCHOOL DANCE

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WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
MY CHANCE TO SPARKLE.

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- MY—
- WAIT A MINUTE, PEARL. SAY THAT AGAIN.

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OKAY.

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THE BIKINI BOTTOM
HIGH SCHOOL DANCE

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WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
MY CHANCE TO SPARKLE.

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- O—OKAY, YOU CAN STOP.

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I THINK I HAVE AN IDEA.

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ARE YOU DONE YET?

203
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ALL SET.

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CLOSE YOUR EYES

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AND GET READY TO SPARKLE.

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ONE, TWO, THREE.

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TA-DA!
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

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- I—I DON'T KNOW,
SPONGEBOB.

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WHAT WILL MY FRIENDS SAY?

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WE SHALL SEE FORTHWITH.

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00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:02,558
ARE YOU SURE?

212
00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:05,809
SHH. TRUST ME.

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00:10:05,850 --> 00:10:09,266
- PEARL, WE'RE HERE
TO PICK YOU UP FOR THE—WOW!

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PEARL,
YOU LOOK AMAZING.

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I DO?

216
00:10:13,725 --> 00:10:15,642
- WELL, NO,
ACTUALLY NOT AMAZING.

217
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SPARKLING AND SHINY
AND AMAZING!

218
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- WHEE! TO THE BIKINI BOTTOM
HIGH SCHOOL DANCE!

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LET'S GO!

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- HAVE A GOOD TIME,
CARE-FREE TEENS.

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- AAH!
ME JEWELS!

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SPONGEBOB, ME ENTIRE COLLECTION
OF PRECIOUS JEWELS IS GONE!

223
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- HAVE YOU SEEN IT?
- OF COURSE.

224
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PEARL'S WEARING IT TO THE
BIKINI BOTTOM HIGH SCHOOL DANCE.

225
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- HELP!
POLICE! THIEF!

226
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STOP THAT WHALE!

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- I PROMISED MR. KRABS
I WOULDN'T LET HIM DOWN,

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AND I HAVE PARTIALLY
FULFILLED THAT PROMISE.

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- OH, BOY!
THE MAIL'S HERE!

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WHAT DO WE HAVE TODAY?

231
00:11:09,683 --> 00:11:12,433
GAS BILL.
TAXES.

232
00:11:12,475 --> 00:11:15,350
LETTER TO SPONGEBOB
FROM GRAMMA!

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AW, GRAMMA'S
TURNING EVEN OLDER.

234
00:11:28,934 --> 00:11:32,266
I CAN'T WAIT TO CELEBRATE!
WHOA.

235
00:11:33,517 --> 00:11:34,517
SORRY, GARY.

236
00:11:34,558 --> 00:11:36,350
I AM GONNA MISS YOU
WHILE I'M GONE.

237
00:11:37,767 --> 00:11:40,767
BUT IF I'M NOT HERE,
WHO'S GONNA TAKE CARE OF YOU?

238
00:11:43,517 --> 00:11:45,517
- [high-pitched voice]
HI, SQUIDWARD!

239
00:11:45,558 --> 00:11:46,809
MY DADDY IS GOING AWAY.

240
00:11:46,850 --> 00:11:50,266
CAN YOU TAKE CARE OF ME—OW?

241
00:11:51,767 --> 00:11:54,059
- OH, NO.
NO WAY.

242
00:11:54,141 --> 00:11:56,100
LOOK WHAT THAT DISGUSTING PEST

243
00:11:56,141 --> 00:11:58,683
DID TO MY SUSTAINABLE
KELP GARDEN.

244
00:11:58,725 --> 00:12:00,642
HE CHEWED IT UP.
RUINED IT.

245
00:12:00,683 --> 00:12:04,266
GARY, IS THAT TRUE?

246
00:12:04,308 --> 00:12:07,308
WELL, I'LL SEE YOU LATER,
SQUIDWARD.

247
00:12:07,350 --> 00:12:10,391
PATRICK!

248
00:12:10,433 --> 00:12:11,809
PATRICK?

249
00:12:14,975 --> 00:12:16,017
- PATRICK,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

250
00:12:16,059 --> 00:12:18,934
- I'M TALKING TO MY FRIEND,
FUNNY.

251
00:12:18,975 --> 00:12:21,850
HI, FUNNY.

252
00:12:21,892 --> 00:12:23,141
HA, YEAH.

253
00:12:23,183 --> 00:12:25,059
UH, PATRICK,
I NEED TO ASK A FAVOR OF YOU.

254
00:12:25,100 --> 00:12:26,100
WHAT IS IT?

255
00:12:26,141 --> 00:12:27,725
- I NEED YOU
TO TAKE CARE OF GARY.

256
00:12:27,767 --> 00:12:29,308
ARE YOU GOING OFF THE GRID?

257
00:12:29,350 --> 00:12:30,350
WHAT?

258
00:12:30,391 --> 00:12:33,350
- DON'T WORRY.
I KNOW WHAT TO DO.

259
00:12:33,391 --> 00:12:34,975
YOU'RE GONNA NEED
ONE OF THESE.

260
00:12:35,017 --> 00:12:36,600
NO, THAT'S NOT IT.

261
00:12:36,642 --> 00:12:38,975
I AM GOING TO SEE
MY GRANDMA FOR HER BIRTHDAY,

262
00:12:39,017 --> 00:12:41,391
AND I'M TRUSTING MY BEST PAL

263
00:12:41,433 --> 00:12:44,391
TO WATCH CAREFULLY OVER GARY
WHILE I'M GONE.

264
00:12:44,433 --> 00:12:47,308
- YOU GOT IT.
HE'S SAFE WITH ME!

265
00:12:50,850 --> 00:12:52,683
- OKAY, PATRICK.
HERE YA ARE.

266
00:12:52,725 --> 00:12:54,975
WHAT'S THAT?

267
00:12:55,017 --> 00:12:56,308
IT'S A CHRONOLOGICAL LIST

268
00:12:56,350 --> 00:12:58,017
OF ALL THE THINGS
YOU HAVE TO DO WITH GARY.

269
00:12:58,059 --> 00:13:00,475
MAKE SURE YOU DO
EACH AND EVERY ONE.

270
00:13:00,517 --> 00:13:02,017
GOT IT.

271
00:13:02,059 --> 00:13:04,350
HEY, DO YOU HAVE
ANY MORE OF THOSE

272
00:13:04,391 --> 00:13:07,308
DEEP-FRIED, CREAM-FILLED,
SUGAR-COATED CORAL BALLS?

273
00:13:07,350 --> 00:13:09,517
- OH, YEAH.
THEY'RE IN THE CABINET.

274
00:13:09,558 --> 00:13:13,642
OH. CORAL BALLS.

275
00:13:13,683 --> 00:13:15,600
I'M GONNA MISS YOU, LITTLE GUY.

276
00:13:15,642 --> 00:13:17,517
BUT I KNOW YOU ARE
GONNA BE IN GOOD HANDS.

277
00:13:19,475 --> 00:13:23,683
YOU CAN'T GET TO MY STOMACH
THAT WAY, CORAL BALL.

278
00:13:23,725 --> 00:13:27,308
- OKAY, GARY.
I'LL BE HOME BY 10:00.

279
00:13:27,350 --> 00:13:30,225
UH, PATRICK,
JUST TO VERIFY,

280
00:13:30,266 --> 00:13:32,433
FIRST YOU FEED GARY,
THEN YOU PET GARY,

281
00:13:32,475 --> 00:13:33,934
THEN YOU BA—

282
00:13:33,975 --> 00:13:35,391
- SPONGEBOB,
DON'T YOU TRUST ME?

283
00:13:35,433 --> 00:13:38,100
I AM THE MOST RESPONSIBLE
GUY YOU KNOW.

284
00:13:38,141 --> 00:13:39,767
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU'RE RIGHT.

285
00:13:39,809 --> 00:13:41,809
WELL, OF COURSE I AM.

286
00:13:41,850 --> 00:13:44,683
NOW GO SEE YOUR GRANDMA.

287
00:13:44,725 --> 00:13:47,683
GARY'S IN GOOD HANDS.

288
00:13:47,725 --> 00:13:50,308
YEP. LOOKS LIKE IT'S JUST
YOU AND ME, FRIEND.

289
00:13:52,141 --> 00:13:56,059
- HMM. I WONDER
WHAT WE SHOULD DO FIRST.

290
00:13:58,475 --> 00:14:00,850
YOU NEED TO WORK ON
YOUR HANDWRITING, SPONGEBOB.

291
00:14:00,892 --> 00:14:03,017
AH,
I DON'T NEED THIS ANYWAY.

292
00:14:03,059 --> 00:14:05,600
OOH, I KNOW.
LET'S GO FOR A WALK.

293
00:14:09,517 --> 00:14:10,725
OH.

294
00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:13,809
LOOKS LIKE MY TUMMY
IS HAVING AN ARGUMENT

295
00:14:13,850 --> 00:14:15,517
WITH THE CORAL BALLS.

296
00:14:15,558 --> 00:14:17,767
OH...

297
00:14:24,475 --> 00:14:29,100
AH. BETTER.

298
00:14:32,558 --> 00:14:33,934
- OH, HEY, FRIEND.
WHAT'S UP?

299
00:14:45,183 --> 00:14:47,433
STEP ASIDE, BARRY.

300
00:14:47,475 --> 00:14:49,308
LET ME SHOW YOU
HOW IT'S DONE.

301
00:14:49,350 --> 00:14:50,141
HUP!

302
00:14:54,642 --> 00:14:56,183
OOH.
LET ME TRY A BITE OF THIS.

303
00:15:03,017 --> 00:15:03,975
GOOD STUFF.

304
00:15:06,642 --> 00:15:10,850
- OOH. I WONDER WHAT SPONGEBOB'S
GOT FOR ME IN THE FRIDGE.

305
00:15:10,892 --> 00:15:15,183
- I HOPE YOU SAVED ROOM
FOR DESSERT, SPONGEBOB.

306
00:15:15,225 --> 00:15:18,017
- OH, GRAMMA,
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.

307
00:15:18,059 --> 00:15:20,642
IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY.
I SHOULD BE SERVING YOU.

308
00:15:20,683 --> 00:15:23,767
- AW. I KNOW HOW MUCH
YOU LOVE SWEETS,

309
00:15:23,809 --> 00:15:27,809
AND I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE
YOUR PET SNAIL,

310
00:15:27,850 --> 00:15:31,600
SO I MADE YOU
THIS SPECIAL GELATIN MOLD.

311
00:15:31,642 --> 00:15:33,892
- GARY.
OH, GARY.

312
00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:36,059
HE'S SAFE WITH ME!

313
00:15:39,059 --> 00:15:40,391
- GRAMMA,
CAN I PLEASE USE YOUR PHONE?

314
00:15:40,433 --> 00:15:44,642
- OF COURSE.
- THANK YOU!

315
00:15:44,683 --> 00:15:45,725
HELLO.

316
00:15:45,767 --> 00:15:46,725
- PATRICK,
IT'S SPONGEBOB.

317
00:15:46,767 --> 00:15:47,725
HOW'S GARY?

318
00:15:47,767 --> 00:15:48,725
- G—OH, GARY.

319
00:15:48,767 --> 00:15:51,017
UH, YEAH, HE'S FINE.

320
00:16:01,809 --> 00:16:04,141
OH, SOUNDS LIKE YOU
GOT EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL.

321
00:16:04,183 --> 00:16:06,100
OH, MAKE SURE
TO GIVE GARY HIS BATH.

322
00:16:13,017 --> 00:16:15,517
OOH.
SPONGEBOB WAS RIGHT.

323
00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:17,433
YOU NEED A BATH.

324
00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:28,809
OH, I ALMOST FORGOT.

325
00:16:28,850 --> 00:16:30,642
SNAIL FOOD!

326
00:16:34,475 --> 00:16:38,934
- WELL, YOU GOT TO GET THE WATER
TO STAY IN THERE SOMEHOW.

327
00:16:38,975 --> 00:16:41,975
NOW, GARY,
WE DON'T EAT THE BATH.

328
00:16:42,017 --> 00:16:43,892
WE GET IN THE BATH.

329
00:16:46,308 --> 00:16:47,600
COME ON, GARY.

330
00:16:49,433 --> 00:16:50,975
- OH, DON'T BE DIFFICULT
NOW, GARY.

331
00:16:53,517 --> 00:16:54,767
GARY!

332
00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:57,225
THERE YOU ARE!

333
00:16:59,642 --> 00:17:01,308
- OOP—OOF!

334
00:17:11,266 --> 00:17:13,059
WHAT NOW?

335
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:15,141
SQUAREPANTS HOUSEHOLD.

336
00:17:15,183 --> 00:17:17,017
- YEAH, PATRICK,
ABOUT GARY'S BATH,

337
00:17:17,059 --> 00:17:18,850
MAKE SURE THE BATHWATER'S
NOT TOO HOT,

338
00:17:18,892 --> 00:17:20,433
AND HE DOESN'T LIKE
TOO MANY BUBBLES.

339
00:17:20,475 --> 00:17:23,017
- YEAH, YEAH.
- AND REMEMBER TO DRY HIM OFF REALLY GOOD.

340
00:17:23,059 --> 00:17:24,141
ALL RIGHT.

341
00:17:24,183 --> 00:17:25,475
- AND DON'T FORGET
ABOUT THE LIST.

342
00:17:25,517 --> 00:17:26,892
- OKAY,
I GET IT, SPONGEBOB!

343
00:17:26,934 --> 00:17:28,391
I GET IT!

344
00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:33,308
OH!

345
00:17:47,683 --> 00:17:50,600
I DON'T GET THESE
NEWFANGLED SHOWERHEADS.

346
00:17:51,308 --> 00:17:52,850
GARY!

347
00:17:52,892 --> 00:17:55,642
TIME FOR YOU BA—

348
00:17:55,683 --> 00:17:57,225
WAIT A MINUTE, PATRICK.

349
00:17:57,266 --> 00:17:59,517
WE GOT TO TRICK THE SNAIL.

350
00:17:59,558 --> 00:18:02,683
YOU GOT TO BE
"SMARTERER" THAN HIM.

351
00:18:02,725 --> 00:18:07,600
HEY, BUDDY. I GOT SOMETHING
COOL TO SHOW YA.

352
00:18:07,642 --> 00:18:11,600
AND IT'S THE OPPOSITE
OF A WET, WATERY BATH.

353
00:18:11,642 --> 00:18:12,517
CHECK IT OUT!

354
00:18:19,183 --> 00:18:22,141
DOESN'T THAT LOOK FUN?

355
00:18:23,683 --> 00:18:24,975
WELL, MAKE UP YOUR MIND.

356
00:18:25,017 --> 00:18:29,683
IS IT WATER OR FIRE?

357
00:18:30,850 --> 00:18:32,725
OKAY, GARY.

358
00:18:32,767 --> 00:18:34,809
IF YOU DON'T
COME TO THE BATH,

359
00:18:34,850 --> 00:18:37,642
THEN THE BATH'S
GONNA COME TO YOU.

360
00:18:38,975 --> 00:18:40,683
THAT'S A GOOD BOY.

361
00:18:40,725 --> 00:18:44,850
NOW SUDS UP.

362
00:18:53,308 --> 00:18:55,391
- THAT WASN'T SO BAD,
NOW WAS IT?

363
00:18:58,642 --> 00:19:00,975
OH,
NOW WE GOT TO DRY YOU OFF.

364
00:19:01,017 --> 00:19:02,308
HUH.

365
00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:04,558
UNFORTUNATELY,
I COULDN'T FIND ANY SALT,

366
00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:06,934
SO I'LL HAVE TO USE
THE NEXT BEST THING.

367
00:19:12,059 --> 00:19:15,475
THERE.
DOESN'T THAT FEEL BETTER?

368
00:19:15,517 --> 00:19:17,308
OKAY.
LET'S SEE.

369
00:19:17,350 --> 00:19:18,975
GARY'S EATEN,
HE'S HAD HIS BATH.

370
00:19:19,017 --> 00:19:24,517
TIME TO WATCH THE TV!

371
00:19:46,350 --> 00:19:48,558
OH, SHEESH, GARY.

372
00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:50,391
WELL,
IF YOU WANTED ANOTHER BATH,

373
00:19:50,433 --> 00:19:52,225
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST ASK?

374
00:20:06,350 --> 00:20:09,558
- OH, DEAR.
LOOK AT ALL THOSE CANDLES.

375
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:11,517
WHY, IF I WERE ANY OLDER,

376
00:20:11,558 --> 00:20:14,850
WE'D BE IN DANGER
OF BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE.

377
00:20:16,850 --> 00:20:18,475
- GRAMMA, I GOT TO USE
YOUR PHONE AGAIN.

378
00:20:18,517 --> 00:20:19,975
OH, GO AHEAD, DEAR.

379
00:20:20,017 --> 00:20:26,350
BUT THERE MAY NOT BE
ANY CAKE LEFT WHEN YOU GET BACK.

380
00:20:30,266 --> 00:20:32,350
SQUAREYPANTS HOUSE.

381
00:20:32,391 --> 00:20:34,225
- JUST CHECKING IN.
EVERYTHING OKAY OVER THERE?

382
00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:35,809
WHO IS THIS?

383
00:20:35,850 --> 00:20:37,600
- IT'S SPONGEBOB.
IS GARY ALL RIGHT?

384
00:20:37,642 --> 00:20:38,683
- OH, YEAH, HE—

385
00:20:41,308 --> 00:20:42,433
- HE'S WHAT?
HE'S WHAT, PATRICK?

386
00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:43,683
GARY IS WHAT?

387
00:20:44,517 --> 00:20:49,558
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THEM?

388
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:50,892
THEY NEED MY HELP!

389
00:20:50,934 --> 00:20:53,475
GRAMMA! GRAMMA!

390
00:20:53,517 --> 00:20:55,642
HOLD ON, DEAR.

391
00:20:55,683 --> 00:20:57,642
JUST—JUST LET ME FINISH

392
00:20:57,683 --> 00:20:59,934
THESE LAST FEW CANDLES.

393
00:21:09,475 --> 00:21:11,225
I DID IT!

394
00:21:11,266 --> 00:21:14,600
OH, BUT—
OH, AM I TIRED.

395
00:21:17,141 --> 00:21:18,308
- OOH, BETTER GET YOU
TO BED THEN.

396
00:21:18,350 --> 00:21:19,266
GOOD NIGHT, GRAMMA.

397
00:21:19,308 --> 00:21:21,017
WHAT A GOOD BOY.

398
00:21:21,059 --> 00:21:22,517
HANG ON, GARY!

399
00:21:32,350 --> 00:21:33,767
GARY!

400
00:21:33,809 --> 00:21:37,308
- WHA—! WHAT'S THE MATTER, BUDDY?

401
00:21:40,266 --> 00:21:43,642
- AH, READING PATRICK
A BEDTIME STORY, I SEE.

402
00:21:43,683 --> 00:21:45,183
SNAIL TAILS.
THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

403
00:21:45,225 --> 00:21:47,600
SNAIL TAILS?

404
00:21:47,642 --> 00:21:50,850
I THOUGHT IT WAS CALLED,
"MEOW, MEOW, MEOW."