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ARE YA READY, KIDS?

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AYE AYE, CAPTAIN!

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I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

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AYE AYE, CAPTAIN!

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READY?

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TOO, GARY.

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TO SOME BREAKFAST KIBBLE,

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FOR MY DAY AT...

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THE KRUSTY KRAB.

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ALREADY, GAR?

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WELL, YOU ALWAYS WERE
A GOOD LITTLE EATER.

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WHEN I GET HOME, GARY.

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MR. KRABS NEEDS ME.

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THERE'S LEFTOVERS IN THE FRIDGE,
IF YOU GET—

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GARY,
WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU?

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THAT YOU'D LIKE TO TELL ME?

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TODAY IS SUNDAY?

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- YEAH. THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT,
GAR-BEAR.

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I CAN'T GO TO WORK TODAY.

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IS CLOSED ON SUNDAYS.

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GEE, GARY, I WAS REALLY
LOOKING FORWARD TO WORK.

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COULD TODAY POSSIBLY HAVE?

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YEAH, MR. KRABS, DID YOU NEED
ME TO COME IN TO WORK TODAY?

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OH.
HI, SANDY.

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YEAH.

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NO.

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JUST ME AND GARY.

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NO, I DON'T KNOW YET.

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NAH, I'M NOT SICK.

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YOU NEED A HOUSE SITTER?
TODAY?

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- THAT'S RIGHT, SPONGEBOB.
I KNOW IT'S LAST MINUTE.

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- BUT I'M—
- I WOULD LOVE TO.

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- OKAY, SPONGEBOB, MY TREEDOME
IS A HIGHLY TECHNICAL FACILITY,

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TO ITS OPERATION.

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SPONGEBOB,
ARE YOU GETTIN' ALL THIS?

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- UH-HUH.

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- HERE'S A COMPREHENSIVE LIST
OF DOS AND DONTS TO FOLLOW.

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- WELL,
THIS LOOKS EASY TO REMEMBER.

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IT'S JUST
A LITTLE, BLACK SMUDGE.

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THAT'S TO SAVE PAPER.

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YOU'LL NEED
A SPECIAL READING SCOPE.

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OH.

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MORE ELABORATE RESPONSIBILITIES.

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IS MY KELP GREENHOUSE.

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ARE COMPLETELY AUTOMATED,

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- WOW!

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RIGHT HERE,

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THE TEMPERATURE IS NORMAL.

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- OR-MAL.

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GOT IT.

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THE ROBOT WAREHOUSE.

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IT'S WHERE I KEEP
ALL MY ROBOTS.

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THAT STANDS TO REASON.

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THIS PART'S EASY.

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NONE OF 'EM'S GONE MISSING.

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YOU SEEM TO BE DOIN' A GOOD JOB
PAYIN' ATTENTION, SPONGEBOB.

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YOUR METICULOUS NATURE.

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- OH.
WHY, THANK YOU, SPONGEBOB.

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WHAT'S NEXT ON THE LIST?

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- THIS HERE'S
MY WORM INCUBATOR.

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THEY'RE NOT SET TO HATCH
FOR WEEKS,

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I'D SHOW IT TO YOU ANYWAY.

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AND LAST, BUT NOT LEAST

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THAT HAS TO BE CLEANED TWICE,
DAILY.

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ALL THAT, SPONGEBOB?

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- TRUST ME, SANDY, YOU'VE GOT
NOTHIN' TO WORRY ABOUT.

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IS IN MY CAPABLE HANDS.

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- ARE YA SURE?
- YUP.

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ARE YOU REALLY SURE?

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REALLY SURE.

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OKAY!

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NORMAL.

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2,692...

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2,693...

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2,694.

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NEEDS TO BE GENTLY CLEANED,
TWICE, DAILY.

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THERE WE GO.
NOT A SPECK OF DUST ANYWHERE.

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WAIT A MINUTE.

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AH-HAH!

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THERE... WE GO.

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WORM INCUBATOR.

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WELL, LOOKS LIKE
EVERYTHING'S FINE HERE.

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O-O-OH!

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THESE WOULDN'T HATCH FOR...

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WEEKS!

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WHAT IS GOING ON?

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WHOA!
PATRICK?

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- SPONGEBOB!
THERE YOU ARE.

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OH, WHAT A RELIEF.

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A HORRIBLE, MUTANT WORM,

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OVER A PERIOD OF WEEKS.

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- UH, NO THANKS.
I HAD A LATE BREAKFAST.

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THAT FUNNY THING ON YOUR HEAD?

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- WELL, 'CAUSE WE CAN'T BREATHE
IN SANDY'S TREEDOME, 'MEMBER?

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IT'S FILLED WITH AIR.

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- OH, YEAH,
THANKS FOR REMINDING ME.

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PA-PA-PA-PATRICK!

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HELP! ME! I—I! CAN'T!
B—B—B—

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BREATHE!

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THERE YOU GO.

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AHH.

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THANKS, PATRICK,
YOU'RE A LIFESAVER.

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NOW THAT I HAVEN'T SUFFOCATED,
IT'S HIGH TIME

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OF HOUSE-SITTING DUTIES.

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SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO,
PATRICK,

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I'D LIKE TO ASK YOU TO PLEASE
IMMEDIATELY EXIT THE TREEDOME.

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- UH, EXIT THE—

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EXIT THE TREE DOME?

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- THAT'S RIGHT,

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- OH, SPONGEBOB,
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!

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OH, WHERE SHOULD WE GO?
JELLYFISH FIELDS?

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GOO LAGOON? BARG'N MART?
LUCKY LARRY'S?

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- WELL, LUCKY LARRY'S SOUNDS—
- ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO! - HOLD IT!

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I'D TAKE EXTRA SPECIAL CARE

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OF HER TREEDOME WHILE SHE'S AT
THE INVENTOR'S CONVENTION TODAY.

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WHAT I INTEND TO DO!

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PATRICK,
THIS IS A MAJOR RESPONSIBILITY.

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- WELL, IN THAT CASE,
I BETTER STAY AND HELP YOU.

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- N-N-N-N-NOPE.

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PLEASE?

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NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

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- PRETTY PLEASE?
- NO WAY.

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A SCOOP OF VANILLA ICE CREAM?

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OH, YEAH, RIGHT.

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A SCOOP OF STRAWBERRY, VANILLA,

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AND CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM,
SMOTHERED IN GOOBERBERRY SAUCE,

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OF WHIPPED TOPPING?

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- PATRICK,
WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?

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AND A SCOOP OF NUTS!

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- DEAL.
- HOORAY!

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NOT TO TOUCH ANYTHING.

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- I, PATRICK STAR, HEREBY
PROMISE NOT TO TOUCH ANYTHING.

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- OKAY, NOW LET'S CHECK THE LIST
TO SEE WHAT'S NEXT— - PATRICK!

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PATRICK, NO!

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- YOU PROMISED ME YOU WEREN'T
GONNA TOUCH ANYTHING!

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I WASN'T TOUCHING ANYTHING.

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TO SANDY'S COLLECTION OF RARE
AND FRAGILE ARTIFACTS?

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UM, TASTING IT.

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- OKAY, PATRICK,
I INSIST.

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FROM NOW ON, YOU MUST STICK
TO ME AS CLOSELY AS POSSIBLE.

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PERFECTLY CLEAR?

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PATRICK, I SAID, DO I MAKE

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PATRICK?

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- PATRICK?
- IS THIS CLOSE ENOUGH?

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OKAY, PATRICK.

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IT IS YOU'RE GONNA DO.

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NOT TOUCH ANYTHING.

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- MM-HMM.
WHAT ELSE?

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NOT... DO ANYTHING.

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AND?

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NOT... LOOK AT ANYTHING.

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UNTIL WHEN?

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UNTIL?

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IS DONE HOUSE-SITTING.

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- GOOD BOY, PATRICK!

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- WELL, NOW THAT THAT'S SETTLED, LET'S SEE WHERE I—
- SPONGEBOB! - YES, PATRICK?

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- UH, CAN I—CAN I—

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CAN I—CAN I—
CAN I—

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- PATRICK, HOW MANY TIMES
DID WE—

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UH-OH.

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WASN'T ME!

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WELL, I GUESS I COULDN'T
HANDLE IT AFTER ALL.

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I—

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I'M A FAILURE!

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- HEY, BUDDY,
IT'S NOT AS BAD AS IT SEEMS.

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- OH, YEAH?
WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT?

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WELL, NOT EVERYTHING'S BROKEN.

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S-S-S-S-S-S-SA-SANDY!

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HOW WAS THE INVENTOR'S
CONVENTION?

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ANY SOUVENIRS?

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FUNNY Y'ALL SHOULD ASK THAT.

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- IT IS?
- YEP.

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REAL HANDY.

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AND I'M SETTING IT
ON MAXIMUM POWER.

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- WELL, SPONGEBOB,

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IS OUR FINAL GOOD-BYE.

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- I NEVER THOUGHT I'D
GO OUT LIKE THIS.

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AT THE HANDS OF A SQUIRREL?

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- NO, WITH A FISH BOWL
ON MY HEAD.

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- EUREKA!
IT WORKS!

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THE EXPERIMENT IS A SUCCESS.

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EXPERIMENT?

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THAT'S RIGHT, BOYS.

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RUBBLE-REVERSIN' RAY BLASTER
ON SOME GENUINE RUBBLE.

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THIS STUFF UP MYSELF,

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LIKE Y'ALL.

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YOU'RE NOT A FAILURE,
SPONGEBOB.

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YOU'RE A SCIENTIST!

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- HUH-RAY!

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HOORAY!

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UH-OH.

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WASN'T ME!

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QUIT YOUR WORRYIN', Y'ALL.

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I CAN FIX IT ALL

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RUBBLE-REVERSIN' RAY BLASTER.

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HA, HA, HA.

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SILLY OLD ROBOT.

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HE DOESN'T REALIZE YOU HAVE MORE
THAN ONE OF THESE RAY GUNS. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, SANDY?

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ONE OF THEM,

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DON'T YOU, SANDY?

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SANDY?

202
00:11:44,434 --> 00:11:48,559
SPONGEBOB!

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OH, THANK YOU FOR DINING
AT THE KRUSTY KRAB.

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WITH THAT, SPONGEBOB?

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- SURE.
THANKS, SQUIDWARD.

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GEE, I GUESS PLAYING KELPY G'S

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HAS REALLY ENERGIZED HIM.

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WOW.

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KELPY'S MUSIC IS REALLY,
UM, UNIQUE.

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KELPY'S NOT FOR EVERYONE.

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man on radio:

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THAT WAS OUT OF THIS OCEAN.

213
00:12:39,183 --> 00:12:41,683
YOUR TICKETS EARLY,

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'CAUSE HIS CONCERT TONIGHT

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SORRY—SOLD OUT.

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OH!

217
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KELPY G IS PERFORMING TONIGHT,
SQUIDWARD!

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00:12:50,559 --> 00:12:51,933
BUT TICKETS ARE...

219
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SORRY—SOLD OUT.

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- OH!
HOW COULD THIS BE?

221
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WHATEVER SHALL I DO?

222
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YOU FORGOT TO BUY A TICKET?

223
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- OH, NO.
I HAVE A TICKET.

224
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I JUST DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'LL DO

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WITHOUT YOU THERE.

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00:13:05,766 --> 00:13:07,100
OH, WAIT,
I JUST REALIZED...

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I'LL BE HAVING
THE GREATEST TIME OF MY LIFE!

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- SQUIDWARD, MAY I AT LEAST
GAZE UPON YOUR TICKET?

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00:13:12,475 --> 00:13:13,808
OH, YEAH.

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OF FOLLY,

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00:13:17,559 --> 00:13:20,017
YOU DESTROY IT!

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- YOU'RE PROBABLY NOT GONNA GET
THAT BACK BEFORE SHOWTIME.

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TO TONIGHT'S CONCERT.

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WE'RE GIVING AWAY THE LAST
TWO TICKETS TO ONE LUCKY CALLER.

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- OH, THE DREAM
IS STILL ALIVE!

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- HEY, YOU ARE
LUCKY LOSER NUMBER ONE.

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PLEASE TRY AGAIN.

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HEY, YOU ARE LUCKY LOSER
NUMBER FIVE.

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PLEASE TRY AGAIN.

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HEY, YOU ARE LUCKY LOSER
NUMBER NINE.

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PLEASE TRY AGAIN.
22—TRY AGAIN.

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27.

243
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65.

244
00:13:54,142 --> 00:13:55,766
OH, COME ON!

245
00:13:55,808 --> 00:13:57,142
NOTHING BUT A SCAM.

246
00:13:57,183 --> 00:13:58,559
HELLO.

247
00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:01,017
YOU'RE WINNING CALLER
NUMBER 102.

248
00:14:01,058 --> 00:14:02,891
I AM?

249
00:14:04,142 --> 00:14:06,100
TWO FRONT-ROW SEATS,

250
00:14:07,808 --> 00:14:11,017
TO MEET KELPY G HIMSELF.

251
00:14:11,058 --> 00:14:13,933
ME AND A FRIEND.

252
00:14:13,975 --> 00:14:14,850
HMM.

253
00:14:14,891 --> 00:14:18,267
I WONDER WHO THAT WILL BE?

254
00:14:22,641 --> 00:14:24,766
OOH, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

255
00:14:24,808 --> 00:14:28,850
WE'RE GONNA MEET YOUR HERO,
KELPY G.

256
00:14:30,225 --> 00:14:33,683
BY SUCH KINDRED SPIRITS.

257
00:14:33,725 --> 00:14:35,434
YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN.

258
00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:36,475
IT'S A RARE TREAT

259
00:14:36,517 --> 00:14:37,725
SMOOTH JAZZISTS.

260
00:14:37,766 --> 00:14:40,183
YOU SAID IT, LADY!

261
00:14:40,225 --> 00:14:42,766
I'VE BEEN A DIEHARD
SINCE 10:00 THIS MORNING!

262
00:14:42,808 --> 00:14:48,267
WHO'S READY FOR
A KELPY G CONCERT TONIGHT?

263
00:14:48,309 --> 00:14:52,350
THE RAUCOUS MISCREANT?

264
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:55,017
- ME?
NO, COURSE NOT, NO.

265
00:14:55,058 --> 00:14:57,975
AT THE SHOW.

266
00:14:58,017 --> 00:15:02,017
- JUST KEEP YOUR FRIEND'S
OUTBURSTS UNDER CONTROL.

267
00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:09,683
- ISN'T THIS SO MUCH FUN,
SQUIDWARD?

268
00:15:09,725 --> 00:15:12,434
WHOA, I LOVE YOUR KELPY G WIG,
SIR.

269
00:15:12,475 --> 00:15:13,350
WHAT WIG?

270
00:15:13,392 --> 00:15:15,350
COME ON, SPONGEBOB.

271
00:15:15,392 --> 00:15:18,267
SPONGEBOB'S OBNOXIOUSNESS

272
00:15:18,309 --> 00:15:19,850
FROM ALL THESE OTHER FANS.

273
00:15:19,891 --> 00:15:22,058
THE SLIP.

274
00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:22,975
WHOA.

275
00:15:23,017 --> 00:15:28,100
JUST LOOK AT THAT LEMONADE LINE.

276
00:15:28,142 --> 00:15:29,766
- HA!
THAT'S IT.

277
00:15:29,808 --> 00:15:32,100
UH, HANG ON, SPONGEBOB.

278
00:15:32,142 --> 00:15:33,808
I NEED A REST.

279
00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:35,808
MY THROAT IS PARCHED.

280
00:15:37,683 --> 00:15:40,142
COULD PROCURE SOME LEMONADE.

281
00:15:40,183 --> 00:15:41,559
MMM, YEAH.

282
00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:43,766
- I SAID, "I WONDER

283
00:15:43,808 --> 00:15:45,267
COULD GET SOME LEMONADE."

284
00:15:45,309 --> 00:15:46,808
- YEAH. - D'OH!
IT'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU, SPONGEBOB!

285
00:15:46,850 --> 00:15:48,975
OH!

286
00:15:49,017 --> 00:15:51,183
WHY DON'T I GET ONE FOR YOU?

287
00:15:51,225 --> 00:15:52,267
- OH, NO.
DEAR ME.

288
00:15:52,309 --> 00:15:53,350
OH, NO.

289
00:15:54,517 --> 00:15:55,975
IN THAT LONG LINE,
SPONGEBOB.

290
00:15:56,017 --> 00:15:56,975
- IT'S NO PROBLEM,
SQUIDWARD.

291
00:15:57,017 --> 00:15:58,392
- REALLY, I—
- WELL, OKAY.

292
00:15:58,434 --> 00:15:59,350
- SINCE YOU INSIST.
- ALL RIGHT.

293
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:01,142
ONE LEMONADE COMING UP.

294
00:16:02,641 --> 00:16:04,933
SEE YOU AFTER THE SHOW,
SPONGY G.

295
00:16:07,142 --> 00:16:09,683
AHH, "TURQUOISE SCALLOP
SUN DANCE."

296
00:16:09,725 --> 00:16:11,017
I JUST LOVE THIS TUNE.

297
00:16:11,058 --> 00:16:12,392
HEY, HEY.

298
00:16:12,434 --> 00:16:15,225
A FELLOW MELLOW-JAZZ DAZZLER.

299
00:16:15,267 --> 00:16:16,434
WHAT'S HAPPENING?

300
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:17,641
- OH, JUST GROOVING

301
00:16:17,683 --> 00:16:19,309
OF GENTLE G.

302
00:16:19,350 --> 00:16:22,100
- OH, I'M PICKING UP
WHAT YOU'RE LAYING DOWN.

303
00:16:22,142 --> 00:16:24,017
YOU CAN GROOZE WITH US ANYTIME.

304
00:16:24,058 --> 00:16:25,475
DON'T MIND IF I DO GROOVE.

305
00:16:27,225 --> 00:16:28,392
LOOK WHAT I FOUND!

306
00:16:28,434 --> 00:16:29,808
- WHAT THE—HOW—WHAT?

307
00:16:29,850 --> 00:16:32,975
- GUESS WHAT.
THERE'S A SECOND LEMONADE STAND!

308
00:16:34,559 --> 00:16:36,475
HEY, NICE TUNE.

309
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,975
OF KELPY'S KAZOO PLAYING,
HUH, GUYS?

310
00:16:42,017 --> 00:16:43,267
KAZOO?

311
00:16:45,267 --> 00:16:47,058
OF KELPY G, MAN.

312
00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:48,434
WITH SQUIDWARD?

313
00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:50,766
- FRIENDS?
I SHOULD THINK NOT.

314
00:16:50,808 --> 00:16:53,683
WITH TRUE JAZZ DAZZLERS.

315
00:16:53,725 --> 00:16:55,142
- BUT—BUT I DAZZLE.

316
00:16:55,183 --> 00:16:56,641
I—

317
00:17:01,058 --> 00:17:02,475
WHOO!

318
00:17:02,517 --> 00:17:04,975
KELPY!
YEAH!

319
00:17:05,017 --> 00:17:06,766
PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER,
PEOPLE!

320
00:17:06,808 --> 00:17:08,267
OH, BOY.

321
00:17:08,309 --> 00:17:11,517
- HEY, SPONGE,
WOULD YOU SIT DOWN AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH?

322
00:17:11,559 --> 00:17:14,267
- WELL, THANK YOU
FOR SPEAKING OUT.

323
00:17:14,309 --> 00:17:15,350
I HAD TO.

324
00:17:15,392 --> 00:17:17,559
HELLO ALL YOU SNAZZY JAZZLERS.

325
00:17:20,183 --> 00:17:22,559
AND GIVE A WARM WELCOME TO...

326
00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:25,058
OF JAZZ HIMSELF,

327
00:17:25,100 --> 00:17:27,183
KELPY G.

328
00:17:42,683 --> 00:17:45,267
- BRAVO! BRAVO!

329
00:17:49,267 --> 00:17:50,600
WOW!

330
00:17:50,641 --> 00:17:52,517
SUCH IMMACULATE MUSIC.

331
00:17:52,559 --> 00:17:55,183
IT'S THE VERY VOICE
OF NEPTUNE HIMSELF.

332
00:17:55,225 --> 00:17:56,517
EXCUSE ME, SIR.

333
00:17:56,559 --> 00:17:58,183
DO YOU HAVE ANY KETCHUP?

334
00:17:58,225 --> 00:17:59,641
- NO, I DON'T THINK—
WHAT? KETCHUP?

335
00:17:59,683 --> 00:18:00,933
- PATRICK,
WHAT BROUGHT YOU HERE?

336
00:18:02,933 --> 00:18:04,600
NA... CHOS.

337
00:18:04,641 --> 00:18:08,017
- OH!
GET LOST.

338
00:18:08,058 --> 00:18:09,641
WHAT'S THAT?

339
00:18:09,683 --> 00:18:11,267
- OH, NO, YOU DON'T,
PATRICK!

340
00:18:13,100 --> 00:18:15,891
AH!

341
00:18:18,142 --> 00:18:19,683
IT'S OKAY, SQUIDWARD.

342
00:18:19,725 --> 00:18:21,600
YOU'RE THE BIGGEST KELPY G FAN
I KNOW.

343
00:18:30,017 --> 00:18:32,683
TUMMY WANT MORE.

344
00:18:32,725 --> 00:18:33,891
OH, BOY.

345
00:18:36,641 --> 00:18:39,641
IN HALF! WHAT THE—

346
00:18:44,267 --> 00:18:46,600
UH, UH, UH...

347
00:18:51,267 --> 00:18:53,600
AND TWO VANILLA CORAL SHAKES.

348
00:18:53,641 --> 00:18:55,225
UH, ACTUALLY,

349
00:18:55,267 --> 00:18:57,641
TWO CHEESE CORAL SHAKES.

350
00:18:57,683 --> 00:18:59,392
ON TOP,

351
00:18:59,434 --> 00:19:01,766
I'LL TAKE CREAM CHEESE
ON THE BOTTOM.

352
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:05,225
THAT'S IT FOR NOW.

353
00:19:05,267 --> 00:19:06,434
GET HIM!

354
00:19:10,142 --> 00:19:11,475
I FEEL SO ALIVE.

355
00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:12,766
HEY, COME BACK HERE

356
00:19:12,808 --> 00:19:14,392
WITH THOSE BACKSTAGE PASSES!

357
00:19:16,975 --> 00:19:18,309
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

358
00:19:18,350 --> 00:19:19,600
YOU'RE GOING?

359
00:19:20,891 --> 00:19:22,225
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

360
00:19:22,267 --> 00:19:24,017
I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE WHOSITS
OR THE WHATSITS.

361
00:19:24,058 --> 00:19:26,434
TO YOUR SEAT.

362
00:19:26,475 --> 00:19:28,058
OH, WELL.

363
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:29,891
OUR SEATS.

364
00:19:32,517 --> 00:19:36,142
- YOU GOT A PROBLEM,
TENTACLE HEAD?

365
00:19:36,183 --> 00:19:37,766
YEAH, I GOT A PROBLEM.

366
00:19:37,808 --> 00:19:39,267
THOSE ARE MY SEATS,
YOU NUMBSKULL!

367
00:19:39,309 --> 00:19:40,725
I'M GONNA RANT FOR A WHILE.

368
00:19:40,766 --> 00:19:41,850
YOU'RE JUST GONNA SIT THERE,
AREN'T YOU?

369
00:19:41,891 --> 00:19:42,933
YOU'RE NOT GONNA MOVE AT ALL.

370
00:19:42,975 --> 00:19:45,183
FOR THIS.

371
00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:50,933
TONIGHT'S RUINED.

372
00:19:50,975 --> 00:19:53,142
A COMPLETE DISASTER.

373
00:19:53,183 --> 00:19:56,850
AND I DIDN'T EVEN
MEET KELPY G.

374
00:19:56,891 --> 00:19:57,850
KEEP IT JAZZY, MILES.

375
00:19:57,891 --> 00:20:03,808
HEY, THANKS FOR THE GRUB.

376
00:20:03,850 --> 00:20:05,766
WE'RE IN, SPONGEBOB.

377
00:20:07,725 --> 00:20:11,725
NOW I'LL FINALLY GET TO MEET

378
00:20:11,766 --> 00:20:13,808
- HEY!
THIS IS A PRIVATE AREA!

379
00:20:13,850 --> 00:20:16,725
PASSES CAN COME BACK HERE!

380
00:20:16,766 --> 00:20:19,434
- OH, WELL, YOU SEE, SIR,
WE HAD BACKSTAGE PASSES,

381
00:20:19,475 --> 00:20:21,309
BUT MY FRIEND ATE 'EM
WITH HIS NACHOS.

382
00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:23,975
AND GOT CARRIED AWAY BY THE AUDIENCE.

383
00:20:24,017 --> 00:20:25,933
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

384
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:27,850
I'M KELPY G'S MANAGER.

385
00:20:27,891 --> 00:20:30,933
NOW READ MY LIPS.

386
00:20:30,975 --> 00:20:32,933
- "NO BACKSTAGE PASSES,
NO ENTRY."

387
00:20:32,975 --> 00:20:34,309
HUH?

388
00:20:34,350 --> 00:20:37,641
- AND NO SEEING KELPY G!
GOT IT?

389
00:20:37,683 --> 00:20:39,100
OH, PLEASE!

390
00:20:39,142 --> 00:20:41,100
PLEASE LET ME SEE HIM!

391
00:20:41,142 --> 00:20:42,933
PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!

392
00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:45,225
GET UP, MAN.

393
00:20:45,267 --> 00:20:47,017
HAVE SOME DIGNITY.

394
00:20:47,058 --> 00:20:50,309
I TOLD YOU, UH...

395
00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:52,183
I'M—I'M A CLARINET
PLAYER MYSELF?

396
00:20:52,225 --> 00:20:53,725
- YEAH.

397
00:20:53,766 --> 00:20:55,267
I CALL THIS ONE,
"NINTH MOVEMENT:

398
00:20:55,309 --> 00:20:57,267
A KALEIDOSCOPE OF STARS."

399
00:20:57,309 --> 00:20:58,933
WAIT, HOLD FOR IT.

400
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:02,058
OH! OH!

401
00:21:09,725 --> 00:21:11,267
RIGHT THIS WAY, MR. G.

402
00:21:11,309 --> 00:21:12,392
ANOTHER SHOW,

403
00:21:12,434 --> 00:21:14,267
ANOTHER INTERMISSION.

404
00:21:14,309 --> 00:21:16,183
IS RIGHT OVER HERE, SIR.

405
00:21:16,225 --> 00:21:18,225
HOLD ON A SMOOTH SECOND.

406
00:21:19,808 --> 00:21:21,225
UGH!

407
00:21:21,267 --> 00:21:22,392
WHO LET THOSE TWO BACK HERE?

408
00:21:22,434 --> 00:21:23,891
THAT SOUNDS HORRIBLE!

409
00:21:23,933 --> 00:21:25,559
- I'LL GET 'EM RIGHT OUT.
- NO, NO.

410
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:27,975
SOUNDS ABYSMAL.

411
00:21:28,017 --> 00:21:29,600
BUT THAT UKULELE?

412
00:21:29,641 --> 00:21:31,309
GENIUS.

413
00:21:31,350 --> 00:21:33,058
AND HIS CLOGS,

414
00:21:33,100 --> 00:21:34,891
THEY'RE JUST LIKE MINE, SEE?

415
00:21:34,933 --> 00:21:36,975
EXCUSE ME, YOUNG MAN.

416
00:21:37,017 --> 00:21:38,434
HELLO, KELPY.

417
00:21:38,475 --> 00:21:40,058
IT'S GREAT TO FINALLY MEET—
OH.

418
00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:42,517
BE CALLED?

419
00:21:42,559 --> 00:21:44,350
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.

420
00:21:44,392 --> 00:21:45,975
COME, YOUNG PROTEGE.

421
00:21:46,017 --> 00:21:49,850
OF HEAVENLY DELIGHT.

422
00:21:52,100 --> 00:21:55,808
KELPY, KELPY, KELPY,

423
00:21:55,850 --> 00:21:56,434
KELPY.

424
00:21:56,475 --> 00:21:58,017
OH, THERE HE IS.

425
00:21:59,267 --> 00:22:01,559
AT THIS TIME,

426
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:04,350
I'D LIKE TO WELCOME A VERY
SPECIAL GUEST TO THE STAGE.

427
00:22:04,392 --> 00:22:08,475
MR. SPONGEBOB SMOOTHPANTS.

428
00:22:28,100 --> 00:22:30,683
THIS ISN'T FAIR!

429
00:22:30,725 --> 00:22:32,975
I SHOULD BE ON STAGE,
NOT SPONGEBOB.

430
00:22:33,017 --> 00:22:34,641
I'M THE MEGA TALENT!

431
00:22:34,683 --> 00:22:36,017
I'LL SHOW YOU, KELPY.

432
00:22:41,808 --> 00:22:46,017
BUT I'M A MUSICIAN!