ARE YA READY, KIDS?
AYE AYE, CAPTAIN!
I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
AYE AYE, CAPTAIN!
READY?
TOO, GARY.
TO SOME BREAKFAST KIBBLE,
FOR MY DAY AT...
THE KRUSTY KRAB.
ALREADY, GAR?
WELL, YOU ALWAYS WERE A GOOD LITTLE EATER.
WHEN I GET HOME, GARY.
MR. KRABS NEEDS ME.
THERE'S LEFTOVERS IN THE FRIDGE, IF YOU GET—
GARY, WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU?
THAT YOU'D LIKE TO TELL ME?
TODAY IS SUNDAY?
- YEAH. THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT, GAR-BEAR.
I CAN'T GO TO WORK TODAY.
IS CLOSED ON SUNDAYS.
GEE, GARY, I WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO WORK.
COULD TODAY POSSIBLY HAVE?
YEAH, MR. KRABS, DID YOU NEED ME TO COME IN TO WORK TODAY?
OH. HI, SANDY.
YEAH.
NO.
JUST ME AND GARY.
NO, I DON'T KNOW YET.
NAH, I'M NOT SICK.
YOU NEED A HOUSE SITTER? TODAY?
- THAT'S RIGHT, SPONGEBOB. I KNOW IT'S LAST MINUTE.
- BUT I'M— - I WOULD LOVE TO.
- OKAY, SPONGEBOB, MY TREEDOME IS A HIGHLY TECHNICAL FACILITY,
TO ITS OPERATION.
SPONGEBOB, ARE YOU GETTIN' ALL THIS?
- UH-HUH.
- HERE'S A COMPREHENSIVE LIST OF DOS AND DONTS TO FOLLOW.
- WELL, THIS LOOKS EASY TO REMEMBER.
IT'S JUST A LITTLE, BLACK SMUDGE.
THAT'S TO SAVE PAPER.
YOU'LL NEED A SPECIAL READING SCOPE.
OH.
MORE ELABORATE RESPONSIBILITIES.
IS MY KELP GREENHOUSE.
ARE COMPLETELY AUTOMATED,
- WOW!
RIGHT HERE,
THE TEMPERATURE IS NORMAL.
- OR-MAL.
GOT IT.
THE ROBOT WAREHOUSE.
IT'S WHERE I KEEP ALL MY ROBOTS.
THAT STANDS TO REASON.
THIS PART'S EASY.
NONE OF 'EM'S GONE MISSING.
YOU SEEM TO BE DOIN' A GOOD JOB PAYIN' ATTENTION, SPONGEBOB.
YOUR METICULOUS NATURE.
- OH. WHY, THANK YOU, SPONGEBOB.
WHAT'S NEXT ON THE LIST?
- THIS HERE'S MY WORM INCUBATOR.
THEY'RE NOT SET TO HATCH FOR WEEKS,
I'D SHOW IT TO YOU ANYWAY.
AND LAST, BUT NOT LEAST
THAT HAS TO BE CLEANED TWICE, DAILY.
ALL THAT, SPONGEBOB?
- TRUST ME, SANDY, YOU'VE GOT NOTHIN' TO WORRY ABOUT.
IS IN MY CAPABLE HANDS.
- ARE YA SURE? - YUP.
ARE YOU REALLY SURE?
REALLY SURE.
OKAY!
NORMAL.
2,692...
2,693...
2,694.
NEEDS TO BE GENTLY CLEANED, TWICE, DAILY.
THERE WE GO. NOT A SPECK OF DUST ANYWHERE.
WAIT A MINUTE.
AH-HAH!
THERE... WE GO.
WORM INCUBATOR.
WELL, LOOKS LIKE EVERYTHING'S FINE HERE.
O-O-OH!
THESE WOULDN'T HATCH FOR...
WEEKS!
WHAT IS GOING ON?
WHOA! PATRICK?
- SPONGEBOB! THERE YOU ARE.
OH, WHAT A RELIEF.
A HORRIBLE, MUTANT WORM,
OVER A PERIOD OF WEEKS.
- UH, NO THANKS. I HAD A LATE BREAKFAST.
THAT FUNNY THING ON YOUR HEAD?
- WELL, 'CAUSE WE CAN'T BREATHE IN SANDY'S TREEDOME, 'MEMBER?
IT'S FILLED WITH AIR.
- OH, YEAH, THANKS FOR REMINDING ME.
PA-PA-PA-PATRICK!
HELP! ME! I—I! CAN'T! B—B—B—
BREATHE!
THERE YOU GO.
AHH.
THANKS, PATRICK, YOU'RE A LIFESAVER.
NOW THAT I HAVEN'T SUFFOCATED, IT'S HIGH TIME
OF HOUSE-SITTING DUTIES.
SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, PATRICK,
I'D LIKE TO ASK YOU TO PLEASE IMMEDIATELY EXIT THE TREEDOME.
- UH, EXIT THE—
EXIT THE TREE DOME?
- THAT'S RIGHT,
- OH, SPONGEBOB, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!
OH, WHERE SHOULD WE GO? JELLYFISH FIELDS?
GOO LAGOON? BARG'N MART? LUCKY LARRY'S?
- WELL, LUCKY LARRY'S SOUNDS— - ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO! - HOLD IT!
I'D TAKE EXTRA SPECIAL CARE
OF HER TREEDOME WHILE SHE'S AT THE INVENTOR'S CONVENTION TODAY.
WHAT I INTEND TO DO!
PATRICK, THIS IS A MAJOR RESPONSIBILITY.
- WELL, IN THAT CASE, I BETTER STAY AND HELP YOU.
- N-N-N-N-NOPE.
PLEASE?
NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
- PRETTY PLEASE? - NO WAY.
A SCOOP OF VANILLA ICE CREAM?
OH, YEAH, RIGHT.
A SCOOP OF STRAWBERRY, VANILLA,
AND CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM, SMOTHERED IN GOOBERBERRY SAUCE,
OF WHIPPED TOPPING?
- PATRICK, WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?
AND A SCOOP OF NUTS!
- DEAL. - HOORAY!
NOT TO TOUCH ANYTHING.
- I, PATRICK STAR, HEREBY PROMISE NOT TO TOUCH ANYTHING.
- OKAY, NOW LET'S CHECK THE LIST TO SEE WHAT'S NEXT— - PATRICK!
PATRICK, NO!
- YOU PROMISED ME YOU WEREN'T GONNA TOUCH ANYTHING!
I WASN'T TOUCHING ANYTHING.
TO SANDY'S COLLECTION OF RARE AND FRAGILE ARTIFACTS?
UM, TASTING IT.
- OKAY, PATRICK, I INSIST.
FROM NOW ON, YOU MUST STICK TO ME AS CLOSELY AS POSSIBLE.
PERFECTLY CLEAR?
PATRICK, I SAID, DO I MAKE
PATRICK?
- PATRICK? - IS THIS CLOSE ENOUGH?
OKAY, PATRICK.
IT IS YOU'RE GONNA DO.
NOT TOUCH ANYTHING.
- MM-HMM. WHAT ELSE?
NOT... DO ANYTHING.
AND?
NOT... LOOK AT ANYTHING.
UNTIL WHEN?
UNTIL?
IS DONE HOUSE-SITTING.
- GOOD BOY, PATRICK!
- WELL, NOW THAT THAT'S SETTLED, LET'S SEE WHERE I— - SPONGEBOB! - YES, PATRICK?
- UH, CAN I—CAN I—
CAN I—CAN I— CAN I—
- PATRICK, HOW MANY TIMES DID WE—
UH-OH.
WASN'T ME!
WELL, I GUESS I COULDN'T HANDLE IT AFTER ALL.
I—
I'M A FAILURE!
- HEY, BUDDY, IT'S NOT AS BAD AS IT SEEMS.
- OH, YEAH? WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT?
WELL, NOT EVERYTHING'S BROKEN.
S-S-S-S-S-S-SA-SANDY!
HOW WAS THE INVENTOR'S CONVENTION?
ANY SOUVENIRS?
FUNNY Y'ALL SHOULD ASK THAT.
- IT IS? - YEP.
REAL HANDY.
AND I'M SETTING IT ON MAXIMUM POWER.
- WELL, SPONGEBOB,
IS OUR FINAL GOOD-BYE.
- I NEVER THOUGHT I'D GO OUT LIKE THIS.
AT THE HANDS OF A SQUIRREL?
- NO, WITH A FISH BOWL ON MY HEAD.
- EUREKA! IT WORKS!
THE EXPERIMENT IS A SUCCESS.
EXPERIMENT?
THAT'S RIGHT, BOYS.
RUBBLE-REVERSIN' RAY BLASTER ON SOME GENUINE RUBBLE.
THIS STUFF UP MYSELF,
LIKE Y'ALL.
YOU'RE NOT A FAILURE, SPONGEBOB.
YOU'RE A SCIENTIST!
- HUH-RAY!
HOORAY!
UH-OH.
WASN'T ME!
QUIT YOUR WORRYIN', Y'ALL.
I CAN FIX IT ALL
RUBBLE-REVERSIN' RAY BLASTER.
HA, HA, HA.
SILLY OLD ROBOT.
HE DOESN'T REALIZE YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE OF THESE RAY GUNS. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, SANDY?
ONE OF THEM,
DON'T YOU, SANDY?
SANDY?
SPONGEBOB!
OH, THANK YOU FOR DINING AT THE KRUSTY KRAB.
WITH THAT, SPONGEBOB?
- SURE. THANKS, SQUIDWARD.
GEE, I GUESS PLAYING KELPY G'S
HAS REALLY ENERGIZED HIM.
WOW.
KELPY'S MUSIC IS REALLY, UM, UNIQUE.
KELPY'S NOT FOR EVERYONE.
man on radio:
THAT WAS OUT OF THIS OCEAN.
YOUR TICKETS EARLY,
'CAUSE HIS CONCERT TONIGHT
SORRY—SOLD OUT.
OH!
KELPY G IS PERFORMING TONIGHT, SQUIDWARD!
BUT TICKETS ARE...
SORRY—SOLD OUT.
- OH! HOW COULD THIS BE?
WHATEVER SHALL I DO?
YOU FORGOT TO BUY A TICKET?
- OH, NO. I HAVE A TICKET.
I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT I'LL DO
WITHOUT YOU THERE.
OH, WAIT, I JUST REALIZED...
I'LL BE HAVING THE GREATEST TIME OF MY LIFE!
- SQUIDWARD, MAY I AT LEAST GAZE UPON YOUR TICKET?
OH, YEAH.
OF FOLLY,
YOU DESTROY IT!
- YOU'RE PROBABLY NOT GONNA GET THAT BACK BEFORE SHOWTIME.
TO TONIGHT'S CONCERT.
WE'RE GIVING AWAY THE LAST TWO TICKETS TO ONE LUCKY CALLER.
- OH, THE DREAM IS STILL ALIVE!
- HEY, YOU ARE LUCKY LOSER NUMBER ONE.
PLEASE TRY AGAIN.
HEY, YOU ARE LUCKY LOSER NUMBER FIVE.
PLEASE TRY AGAIN.
HEY, YOU ARE LUCKY LOSER NUMBER NINE.
PLEASE TRY AGAIN. 22—TRY AGAIN.
27.
65.
OH, COME ON!
NOTHING BUT A SCAM.
HELLO.
YOU'RE WINNING CALLER NUMBER 102.
I AM?
TWO FRONT-ROW SEATS,
TO MEET KELPY G HIMSELF.
ME AND A FRIEND.
HMM.
I WONDER WHO THAT WILL BE?
OOH, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
WE'RE GONNA MEET YOUR HERO, KELPY G.
BY SUCH KINDRED SPIRITS.
YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN.
IT'S A RARE TREAT
SMOOTH JAZZISTS.
YOU SAID IT, LADY!
I'VE BEEN A DIEHARD SINCE 10:00 THIS MORNING!
WHO'S READY FOR A KELPY G CONCERT TONIGHT?
THE RAUCOUS MISCREANT?
- ME? NO, COURSE NOT, NO.
AT THE SHOW.
- JUST KEEP YOUR FRIEND'S OUTBURSTS UNDER CONTROL.
- ISN'T THIS SO MUCH FUN, SQUIDWARD?
WHOA, I LOVE YOUR KELPY G WIG, SIR.
WHAT WIG?
COME ON, SPONGEBOB.
SPONGEBOB'S OBNOXIOUSNESS
FROM ALL THESE OTHER FANS.
THE SLIP.
WHOA.
JUST LOOK AT THAT LEMONADE LINE.
- HA! THAT'S IT.
UH, HANG ON, SPONGEBOB.
I NEED A REST.
MY THROAT IS PARCHED.
COULD PROCURE SOME LEMONADE.
MMM, YEAH.
- I SAID, "I WONDER
COULD GET SOME LEMONADE."
- YEAH. - D'OH! IT'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU, SPONGEBOB!
OH!
WHY DON'T I GET ONE FOR YOU?
- OH, NO. DEAR ME.
OH, NO.
IN THAT LONG LINE, SPONGEBOB.
- IT'S NO PROBLEM, SQUIDWARD.
- REALLY, I— - WELL, OKAY.
- SINCE YOU INSIST. - ALL RIGHT.
ONE LEMONADE COMING UP.
SEE YOU AFTER THE SHOW, SPONGY G.
AHH, "TURQUOISE SCALLOP SUN DANCE."
I JUST LOVE THIS TUNE.
HEY, HEY.
A FELLOW MELLOW-JAZZ DAZZLER.
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
- OH, JUST GROOVING
OF GENTLE G.
- OH, I'M PICKING UP WHAT YOU'RE LAYING DOWN.
YOU CAN GROOZE WITH US ANYTIME.
DON'T MIND IF I DO GROOVE.
LOOK WHAT I FOUND!
- WHAT THE—HOW—WHAT?
- GUESS WHAT. THERE'S A SECOND LEMONADE STAND!
HEY, NICE TUNE.
OF KELPY'S KAZOO PLAYING, HUH, GUYS?
KAZOO?
OF KELPY G, MAN.
WITH SQUIDWARD?
- FRIENDS? I SHOULD THINK NOT.
WITH TRUE JAZZ DAZZLERS.
- BUT—BUT I DAZZLE.
I—
WHOO!
KELPY! YEAH!
PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER, PEOPLE!
OH, BOY.
- HEY, SPONGE, WOULD YOU SIT DOWN AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH?
- WELL, THANK YOU FOR SPEAKING OUT.
I HAD TO.
HELLO ALL YOU SNAZZY JAZZLERS.
AND GIVE A WARM WELCOME TO...
OF JAZZ HIMSELF,
KELPY G.
- BRAVO! BRAVO!
WOW!
SUCH IMMACULATE MUSIC.
IT'S THE VERY VOICE OF NEPTUNE HIMSELF.
EXCUSE ME, SIR.
DO YOU HAVE ANY KETCHUP?
- NO, I DON'T THINK— WHAT? KETCHUP?
- PATRICK, WHAT BROUGHT YOU HERE?
NA... CHOS.
- OH! GET LOST.
WHAT'S THAT?
- OH, NO, YOU DON'T, PATRICK!
AH!
IT'S OKAY, SQUIDWARD.
YOU'RE THE BIGGEST KELPY G FAN I KNOW.
TUMMY WANT MORE.
OH, BOY.
IN HALF! WHAT THE—
UH, UH, UH...
AND TWO VANILLA CORAL SHAKES.
UH, ACTUALLY,
TWO CHEESE CORAL SHAKES.
ON TOP,
I'LL TAKE CREAM CHEESE ON THE BOTTOM.
THAT'S IT FOR NOW.
GET HIM!
I FEEL SO ALIVE.
HEY, COME BACK HERE
WITH THOSE BACKSTAGE PASSES!
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
YOU'RE GOING?
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE WHOSITS OR THE WHATSITS.
TO YOUR SEAT.
OH, WELL.
OUR SEATS.
- YOU GOT A PROBLEM, TENTACLE HEAD?
YEAH, I GOT A PROBLEM.
THOSE ARE MY SEATS, YOU NUMBSKULL!
I'M GONNA RANT FOR A WHILE.
YOU'RE JUST GONNA SIT THERE, AREN'T YOU?
YOU'RE NOT GONNA MOVE AT ALL.
FOR THIS.
TONIGHT'S RUINED.
A COMPLETE DISASTER.
AND I DIDN'T EVEN MEET KELPY G.
KEEP IT JAZZY, MILES.
HEY, THANKS FOR THE GRUB.
WE'RE IN, SPONGEBOB.
NOW I'LL FINALLY GET TO MEET
- HEY! THIS IS A PRIVATE AREA!
PASSES CAN COME BACK HERE!
- OH, WELL, YOU SEE, SIR, WE HAD BACKSTAGE PASSES,
BUT MY FRIEND ATE 'EM WITH HIS NACHOS.
AND GOT CARRIED AWAY BY THE AUDIENCE.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
I'M KELPY G'S MANAGER.
NOW READ MY LIPS.
- "NO BACKSTAGE PASSES, NO ENTRY."
HUH?
- AND NO SEEING KELPY G! GOT IT?
OH, PLEASE!
PLEASE LET ME SEE HIM!
PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!
GET UP, MAN.
HAVE SOME DIGNITY.
I TOLD YOU, UH...
I'M—I'M A CLARINET PLAYER MYSELF?
- YEAH.
I CALL THIS ONE, "NINTH MOVEMENT:
A KALEIDOSCOPE OF STARS."
WAIT, HOLD FOR IT.
OH! OH!
RIGHT THIS WAY, MR. G.
ANOTHER SHOW,
ANOTHER INTERMISSION.
IS RIGHT OVER HERE, SIR.
HOLD ON A SMOOTH SECOND.
UGH!
WHO LET THOSE TWO BACK HERE?
THAT SOUNDS HORRIBLE!
- I'LL GET 'EM RIGHT OUT. - NO, NO.
SOUNDS ABYSMAL.
BUT THAT UKULELE?
GENIUS.
AND HIS CLOGS,
THEY'RE JUST LIKE MINE, SEE?
EXCUSE ME, YOUNG MAN.
HELLO, KELPY.
IT'S GREAT TO FINALLY MEET— OH.
BE CALLED?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.
COME, YOUNG PROTEGE.
OF HEAVENLY DELIGHT.
KELPY, KELPY, KELPY,
KELPY.
OH, THERE HE IS.
AT THIS TIME,
I'D LIKE TO WELCOME A VERY SPECIAL GUEST TO THE STAGE.
MR. SPONGEBOB SMOOTHPANTS.
THIS ISN'T FAIR!
I SHOULD BE ON STAGE, NOT SPONGEBOB.
I'M THE MEGA TALENT!
I'LL SHOW YOU, KELPY.
BUT I'M A MUSICIAN!