AFTER YOU.
OH, THANK YOU, PATRICK.
MY TURN.
NEATO.
WATCH THIS.
WOW.
OH! OH!
MONOSODIUM GLUTAMATE!
- YOU KNOW, PATRICK,
BUBBLE BLOWING.
YEAH, YEAH.
SPICE.
NO SPICE.
HMM.
HOT SAUCE!
SPICY BUBBLES.
HMM.
IS BAD FOR OUR EYES.
NAH.
20 YEARS OF PAINSTAKING CARE
IS ALMOST COMPLETE.
OH! OH, MY. WHAT'S THIS?
I MISSED A SPOT.
NOT TO WORRY.
YOU'LL BE PERFECT SOON.
AS PERFECT AS ME.
HMM.
OH, LOOK WHAT I'VE DONE!
OH, NO!
SQUIDWARD.
- WHAT? WHAT? WHO SAID THAT?
- IT'S ME, YOUR BONSAI, SQUIDWARD.
MY FINAL REQUEST?
- UM, OF COURSE. WHAT—WHAT—WHAT IS IT?
AVENGE ME.
"AVENGE ME"?
SPONGEBOB.
I MUST HAVE MORE.
YOU WANT MORE?
SPONGEBOB, YOU MORON!
YOU'VE RUINED MY BON...
SAI.
LET'S GO TO SANDY'S.
SANDY! SANDY!
THAT PATRICK INVENTED.
- YEAH, I THINKED IT UP WITH MY OWN HEAD.
NOW I'M AS SMART AS SANDY.
MAYBE EVEN SMARTER.
SMARTER, HUH?
WELL, I'D LOVE TO TRY OUT YOUR NEW FANCY BUBBLES, PATRICK,
BUT I'VE GOT TO FIX THESE AIR LINES TO MY TREE DOME.
THEY'RE ALL CLOGGED UP
IS MAKING ME WOOZY.
- WHY DON'T YOU JUST BREATHE WATER LIKE A SMART PERSON?
GUESS YOU'RE JUST TOO DUMB.
I KNOW, SANDY.
I'LL USE THESE SPICY BUBBLES.
THEY'LL CLEAN OUT YOUR PIPES FOR YOU.
- THAT'S SWEET OF YOU, SPONGEBOB,
AIN'T GONNA CLEAR THESE AIR LINES.
OOPS.
- I'LL TAR AND FEATHER YOU NINCOMPOOPS LATER.
MY SUIT'S AIR SUPPLY IS NEARING EMPTY.
LUCKILY, I HAVE JUST ENOUGH AIR
AND REFILL MY AIR TANKS.
- WHEW! THANK GOODNESS.
ALLOW ME TO GET THE DOOR.
EVEN I KNEW THAT WAS DUMB.
- OH, NO! I ONLY HAVE A FEW MINUTES OF AIR LEFT.
I'M FAR TOO DIZZY ALREADY.
YOU HAVE TO DRIVE, SPONGEBOB.
HOW'S SANDY DOING BACK THERE?
- NOT SURE. LET ME CHECK.
- HI THERE, PATTY-PAT-PAT-PAT-PATRICK.
CAREFUL WHERE YOU'RE BREATHING!
YOU DON'T WANT TO DISTURB THE SUB-ATOMIC PARTICLE RODEO.
YEEHAW, MICRO-DOGGIES!
ROPE THEM MOLECULES.
SHE'S TOTALLY LOSING IT!
ARE THERE COBWEBS ON MY FACE?
'CAUSE IT FEELS LIKE THERE'S COBWEBS ON MY FACE.
NEVER MIND.
SHE SEEMS FINE.
- HOLD ON JUST A LITTLE LONGER, SANDY.
WE'RE ALMOST THERE.
I CAN SEE SUNLIGHT.
HORRIBLE, DEHYDRATING SUNLIGHT.
- GIVE ME THAT WHEEL, SQUAREBUTT!
I KNOW A SHORTCUT.
- MAKE SURE AND HOLD HER TIGHT, PATRICK.
- WELL, DON'T WORRY, SHE'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
YOU TASTE LIKE GLASS.
BLAH, FRESH AIR.
LET'S HURRY UP AND GET THIS OVER WITH.
GET WHAT OVER WITH?
- WHERE'S SANDY? - I THOUGHT SHE WAS WITH YOU.
- UH-OH.
HANG ON, FELLAS!
FOR A KRABBY PATTY.
SANDY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
THE AIR IS UP THERE.
- YEAH, YEAH, RIGHT AFTER I GRAB A QUICK BITE AT THE KRUSTY KRAB.
YEEHAW!
OH, WELL, I GUESS I WON'T BE NEEDING THIS ANYMORE.
- NO, SANDY, YOU NEED AIR, NOT FOOD.
- HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON OUT HERE?
- MR. KRABS, SANDY'S RUN OUT
THAT SHE NEEDS TO BREATHE!
RIGHT NOW,
OR SHE'LL BE HEADED FOR THE LAST ROUNDUP.
- WELL, OKAY, I SUPPOSE I CAN'T
AT THE KRUSTY KRAB.
HEH, BE BAD FOR BUSINESS.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE HERE. HMM, OXYGEN.
O2, I BELIEVE.
GOOD OLD ATOMIC NUMBER EIGHT.
- UH, UH, HEY! EVERYONE LOOK.
THERE'S SOME AIR BUBBLES TRAPPED ON THE CEILING.
GET THEM DOWN?
- NEVER FEAR, I KNOW WHAT TO DO.
TO SUCK THE BUBBLES DOWN.
- WAIT A MINUTE, THOSE STRAWS COST ME MONEY.
- OH, DON'T WORRY, MR. KRABS, I'LL PUT THEM ALL BACK.
- HURRY UP, SPONGEBOB. I'M NO DOCTOR,
BUT I DON'T THINK SQUIRRELS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE BLUE.
OKAY, I'M READY.
JUST A LITTLE BIT FURTHER.
OKAY, GOT IT.
HURRY UP, PATRICK.
- MM-MM.
- LOOKS LIKE HER COLOR'S COMING BACK.
- THAT'S GOOD, BUT IS IT GONNA BE GOOD ENOUGH?
MR. KRABS, YOU MUST HAVE SOME SPARE OXYGEN!
YOU'RE FULL OF HOT AIR.
I SAY WHAT?
- SO YOU THINK I'M FULL OF HOT AIR, DO YOU?
WELL, IN THIS CASE, YOU'RE RIGHT.
THERE'S USUALLY AN AIR BUBBLE OR TWO TRAPPED INSIDE MY SHELL.
GO AHEAD. DON'T BE SHY.
- DADDY, THERE'S A SUBMARINE ON THE ROOF.
OH. YOU SEEM KIND OF BUSY.
MAYBE I SHOULD COME BACK LATER.
NO, PEARL, DON'T GO.
YOU'RE A MAMMAL, RIGHT?
- YEAH, I-I GUESS SO.
AND YOU BREATHE AIR, RIGHT?
SURE. MY NOSE IS FULL OF IT.
YOU'VE GOT TO HELP SANDY!
SHE NEEDS TO SHARE YOUR AIR.
TO STICK TOGETHER.
- OKAY, HOLD STILL. THIS MAY PINCH A LITTLE.
OKAY, PEARL, LET 'ER RIP!
- NOW JUST KEEP HER BREATHING, PEARL.
COME WITH ME, PATRICK.
EVERYTHING.
I'M GONNA GO UP TO THE SURFACE TO GET SOME AIR.
WHEN I TUG ON THIS ROPE, YOU PULL ME DOWN.
GET UP THERE?
- I'LL USE THIS TANK OF OXYGEN AS A MAKESHIFT ROCKET.
AN OXYGEN TANK?
GREAT IDEA, BUDDY!
I KNOW.
WISH ME LUCK, OLD FRIEND.
SQUAREPANTS, I SALUTE YOU.
- OKAY, SPONGEBOB, IT'S TIME TO CATCH A BREATH... FOR SANDY!
SO FRESH IT HURTS.
OKAY, PATRICK, PULL ME DOWN.
HEY! WHO DID THAT?
HEY! A GHOST!
YEAH, HERE WE GO.
WELCOME BACK, SANDY.
I'M ALIVE?
AND THE TREE DOME'S FULL OF AIR?
AND SORT OF DRY?
HOW'D YOU FELLAS PULL IT OFF?
- OH, YOU COULD SAY WE HAD A LITTLE HELP FROM A BIG BUBBLE.
HMM.
IN CASE YOU FORGOT,
THE FIRST PLACE.
I DON'T WANT YOU BLOWING ANY MORE BUBBLES AROUND MY HOUSE.
UH-OH.
OH, BOY, I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW SANDY MY NEW KARATE MOVE.
OH, SANDY!
SANDY'S IN TROUBLE! DON'T WORRY, SANDY, I'M COMING TO SAVE YOU.
- TRY AGAIN, SANDY. YOUR KICK SHOULD FLY HIGHER.
YAA!
THAT FAILS TO ATTACK ME?
THAT'S MY FRIEND,
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.
WHOA. WHAT WAS THAT STENCH?
"THE SMELL OF DEATH."
YOU KNOW KARATE?
HE DOESN'T JUST KNOW KARATE,
HE IS KARATE.
KARATE MASTER FUZZY ACORNS.
FUZZY'S HERE TO TEST ME FOR THE HIGHEST BELT IN KARATE.
- BUT SANDY, YOU ALREADY HAVE A BLACK BELT.
- YES, BUT THERE'S ONE EVEN HIGHER THAN THAT.
THE BLACKER BELT.
GEE, WISH I HAD A KARATE BELT.
- IF YOU WANT A BELT, YOU MUST EARN IT.
OKAY, HOW DO I DO THAT?
IN YOUR EYES?
- WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M HERE FOR? - HUH?
AND YOU ARE BUT A SAPLING.
- I'M SORRY, I-I'M CONFUSED.
- I'M HERE TO SEPARATE THE WHEAT FROM THE CHAFF.
- NO? - UH-UH.
- OH, THAT LAST ONE USUALLY WORKS.
- WHAT FUZZY'S TRYING TO SAY IS THAT HE'S HERE TO JUDGE
WHETHER ANYONE'S WORTHY OF GETTING A KARATE BELT OR NOT.
WHETHER HE OR SHE IS WORTHY?
IT IS SIMPLE.
AND IF YOU PASS,
THAT SHOWS YOU KNOW KARATE.
THE FIRST TEST IS SIMPLE.
SPLIT A LOG WITH ONE HAND CHOP, LIKE SO.
YOUR TURN, KARATE MAN.
- MM-HM, YEAH, OKAY.
PLEASE PROCEED.
- OKAY, PREPARE TO SEE THE SPLIT OF YOUR LIFE!
WILL SHOW ME YOU'RE READY FOR THE NEXT LEVEL OF KARATE-DOM.
HIYA!
ALL RIGHT. YOUR TURN.
- AND TURN I WILL.
WITH THE THING PLEASE.
ON THE BATTLEFIELD TOMORROW.
YOU TWO WILL FIGHT EACH OTHER.
REAL HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT,
WITH KARATE BELTS.
OTHERWISE YOU GET NOTHING.
- OH, WAIT, SENSEI, HOW—
NO MORE TALK. ONLY DO.
PRACTICE, SPONGEBOB.
SEE YOU TOMORROW.
HI-YOW!
THE MATCH!
I CAN'T GET OUT OF HERE!
THANKS, GARY.
WHERE IS THE SOFT ONE?
THE MATCH STARTS IN...
RIGHT NOW!
HERE. I'M RIGHT HERE.
INTO A FULL STATE OF READINESS,
TO BE READY.
I'M SO TIRED.
I'M SO TIRED, SO... SO VERY TIRED.
- YOU SURE YOU WANNA DO THIS, BUDDY?
ENOUGH TALK!
IF YOU WANT YOUR BELT, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TUSSLE IT OUT.
SO LET THE MATCH BEGIN!
- ALL RIGHT, BRACE YOURSELF, SANDY,
'CAUSE IT IS ABOUT TO GET ROUGH AND TUMBLE.
- OKAY, SPONGEBOB, YOU GOTTA CATCH ME FIRST!
MOST IMPRESSIVE, SANDY,
TO EVALUATE SPONGEBOB.
LET'S SEE WHAT HE CAN DO ON THE OFFENSIVE.
OW!
OKAY, SANDY.
PREPARE FOR MY FINISHING MOVE.
I CALL IT, "THE SLEEPER."
- HUH?
VERY GOOD, SANDY.
IN UNDER ONE MINUTE!
- TOO BAD YOUR OPPONENT DIDN'T PUT UP A FIGHT.
LOWEST OF BELTS...
THE CLEAR BELT!
BUT NOW I REALIZE, YOU'RE UNFIT TO WEAR A BELT OF ANY KIND.
YOUR PANTS!
- DON'T BE DISAPPOINTED, SPONGEBOB.
A BELT ISN'T THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN KARATE.
EASY FOR YOU TO SAY, SANDY.
YOUR PANTS AREN'T DOWN AROUND YOUR ANKLES.
- AND I'M REVOKING YOUR BLACK BELT!
HEY, YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
- OH, YES, I CAN.
THIS SORRY EXCUSE FOR A STUDENT!
YOU'RE GOOD AT, SON.
YES, SENSEI.
- THAT WAS PRETTY LOW-DOWN, FUZZY,
MY FRIEND.
EARN HIS BELT.
ONE MORE CHANCE.
- SILENCE! NO MORE CHANCES.
TWO CHANCES.
TO IMPRESS ME,
A DECENT MEAL AROUND HERE.
LUNCHTIME APPROACHES.
THAT'S IT!
I'LL TAKE HIM TO THE KRUSTY KRAB,
BY A CERTAIN SANDWICH-MAKER.
WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?
COME ON, SPONGEBOB.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? GET GRILLING!
- SQUIDWARD, I...
I FAILED MY KARATE EXAM.
NEVER TRY ANYTHING NEW.
EVER.
STICK TO WHAT YOU'RE GOOD AT! AND STICK TO IT SOON.
STICK TO WHAT I'M GOOD AT.
HEY, SQUIDWARD'S RIGHT.
- ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T NEED AN AIR HELMET?
HEH. THIS WON'T TAKE LONG.
TO GO HOURS WITHOUT AIR.
HOW 'BOUT THEM MOVES?
PRETTY OKAY... FOR A FRY COOK.
- SPONGEBOB, 20 MORE ORDERS HERE.
- 20! GOT IT, SQUIDWARD.
- WELL, THAT SURE TOOK SOME AGILITY.
SIMPLE PARLOR TRICKS.
YUCK, A KUNG-FU CHARLATAN.
NOW YOU'RE CONVINCED.
I'VE SEEN BETTER.
- HEY, SPONGEBOB, I'D LIKE MY PATTY IN TWELFTHS PLEASE.
TWELFTHS. OKAY.
THERE YOU GO, SANDY.
HUH?
SKILLED THAN I FIRST THOUGHT.
- TOLD YA. - NOT SO FAST, SQUIRREL CHEEKS.
IS TO TEST HIM MYSELF.
- HEY, WAITER, AN EMPTY PLATE?
OH, I FORGOT THE FRIES!
- NOW I SEE YOU ARE
OF A WARRIOR!
ARE SO CUTE!
HMM, SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT HERE.
IT'S THE ONIONS. THEY'VE GONE BAD.
HE'S ON THE OFFENSIVE.
TIME FOR YOU TO END THIS.
- THAT'S SHOWING HIM, SPONGEBOB.
YOU GONNA GIVE HIM A BELT, FUZZY?
HAD ENOUGH YET?
TO THE DANCE,
IS CUTTING IN.
- HUH? - OKAY, LOOKING GOOD.
- SPONGE-MAN!
SMELL THE VIBRATIONS!
- MAKE THE FRIES! I ALMOST FORGOT.
MORE PATTIES.
GRILLING THEM NOW.
YOUR FRIES, SIR.
AND YOUR FRIES, SIR.
KETCHUP? OOPS.
GOT IT. OH, FUZZY!
OH, NO!
SENSEI FUZZY, ARE YOU OKAY?
- I WAS WRONG ABOUT YOU, SPONGEBOB.
WITH YOUR KARATE GREATNESS.
YOU ARE NOW A KARATE MASTER. HERE.
- FOR ME? THANKS, SENSEI FUZZY!
FUZZY, YOU LOOK TERRIBLE!
- SANDY, WHAT'S WRONG WITH FUZZY?
I KNOW WHAT HE NEEDS.
HE JUST NEEDS THIS.
NO MORE TALK!
ONLY DO!
SANDY, MY DEAR, FOR HOLDING YOUR OWN AGAINST THE SPONGE,
WORTHY OF...
THE BLACKER BELT!
THANKS, FUZZY!
CONFOUND ME SO?