Hey, buddy, what are you cleaning for?
'Cause I'm expecting some very important company.
- Who's that? - My big sister Sam.
Wow! I didn't know you had a sister.
Nobody does.
I lost her in the surf when we were kids.
Gee, I'm sorry, Patrick.
Sam took care of me
when I was just nursing on coral.
She was my—
my... my...
Rock!
It's gonna be okay.
You're gonna see her again today!
Right? Today?
Come on, cheer up, buddy.
Hey, I'll make sure her visit here
will be extra-super-special, no matter what!
Thanks, man. You're right.
I can't wait to make up for our lost years.
Would you two pipe down?
Sorry.
I was getting my place ready for my sister!
Well, I hope she's not as obnoxious as you!
Sam!
Brubber!
Sis!
Heh... heh heh... hah!
It's so good to see you.
You... sister Sam
have much catch up to do!
Hoo! Whoa!
You pack a wallop, sis!
Oof!
Sam, this is my best friend SpongeBob.
Yeah, Patrick and I go back a long way.
Long way.
Yellow square
touch Brubber!
Make sister Sam...
Mad!
I cleaned my rock just for you.
Aah!
Oh!
Hey, let's go inside and play.
House too small.
Make bigger.
Hey, great idea.
I'll just go get some tools and—
- No! - Uh—huh?
I have all tools here.
Oh, dear Neptune, didn't you hear me?
Thanks, sis.
Sister Sam loves to make rock
for Brubber.
Well, "make rock" someplace else!
My house is full of sand!
If big nose no like sand...
big nose move!
This is way beyond my property line.
Hey, Patrick,
that oaf makes a better bulldozer than a sister!
Construction humor.
No laughing!
No, no, don't be upset with Squidward.
He doesn't mean it. Do you, Squidward?
Oh, I mean it, all right. She's a big buffoon...
Like Patrick!
Except bigger. And dumber.
And buffoonier.
Oh, Squidward, you jokester.
Um, do you think she looks a little... miffed?
Rrrr!
Those boys mean!
They pick on sister Sam!
Shame on you two! Look what you've done!
Look what we've done?
- Aah!
Golly gee diddly, Clint. That was a nice toss.
Weren't me, Tucker. My money's on the little missy
over yonder.
Aw... Hey, sis.
Don't listen to those meanies.
The new rock, it's lookin' kinda...
uh... boring.
What do you say we decorate it?
Blecorate?
You could call it whatever you like, sis,
just as long as we make it spiffy.
Make new house... spiffy!
Ha! Spiffy.
Hey, you can't do that!
That's my window!
Blecorate.
- That's the spirit, sis! - Oh, no.
That is definitely not the spirit, Patrick.
Your sister is outta control!
Hey! Just mind your own business
and let us blecorate in peace.
You can blecor—decorate until the sea cows come home,
for all I care!
Just do not use my property to do it!
More spiffy! Hee!
But that's from...
my house!
That's it!
I have had my fill of this thieving brute!
How dare you call my sister a thief!
Just—just 'cause she took some of your things.
Easy now, gents. Let's not let tempers flare.
Now, don't you think, Patrick,
that it's a teensie bit unfair
that sister Sam dismantled Squidward's house?
No. I don't.
Not even a teensie,
eensie... teensie bit.
I see now that not only have you turned against my sister,
you've turned on your best friend as well!
It's not like that at all, Patrick.
- I just— - Shush.
Meanies make Brubber's eyes water!
Meanies go home!
Uhh!
Wha!
Come on, sis.
They can't bother us under our rock.
Meanies is mean.
Squidward?
Oh! Wait! Squidward, wait!
Before you do anything too rash,
let me try to talk to them.
The time for talk is over!
Now is the time for action!
A rock made out of sand by two idiots
is no match for one carved from the—
Tides of time!
I don't think you should do that!
Who cares what you think?
If it's destruction they want,
it's destruction they'll get!
- Aah! - Who makes noise?
Oh!
Spiffy broken!
Sister mad!
Oof!
Now, Sam, it's not what it seems.
Squidward was just rearranging the spiffy.
Sister Sam rearrange now!
Please don't.
Well, Squidward, on the bright side,
this will motivate you
to finally take care of that kitchen remodel.
Right, Squidward? Huh?
Hmm. Must be eager to get started.
Huh?
Oh, Squidward! Squidward, stop!
Just calm down, buddy.
Let's ease that tentacle off the accelerator, hmm?
Oh... You mean like this?
Wow!
Sweet destruction!
That'll teach those meanies.
You're still my rock, big sis.
Patrick, I think your sister's temper
is getting out of control.
SpongeBob, why are you still saying mean things about Sam?
She destroyed my house in a fit of rage!
She needs to control her temper!
I guess she can get a little carried away.
What Patrick doing?
Why Patrick talk to meanies?
Well, um... um...
It's about your temper, Sam.
No have temper!
This makes sister Sam
so mad!
Sister Sam
put on mean face!
Now smash Brubber house!
Not the rock!
Patrick? Little Brubber?
Little Brubber no wake.
Patrick?
Cookie dough.
Patrick okay!
Sister Sam feel bad.
Sorry she hurt Patrick.
Should protect little Brubber!
- She go now! - Sis, no, hold on!
Oh, don't feel sad.
You don't have to go!
Yes! Sister Sam must go.
Late for manicure.
Bye, Brubber.
Bye, sis.
Oof!
Gee, isn't my sister somethin'?
Oh, she's somethin', all right!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Almost done.
Could you hand me that wrench, SpongeBob?
Nuh-uh-uh!
- Lab partner. - Huh?
You called me SpongeBob. I thought we agreed
to address each other by our proper titles.
- SpongeBob! - Uh, uh, uh! Lab partner.
There! It's finished.
Now I can hide my nuts back in Texas
without leavin' my lab!
It worked!
- Hooray! - We did it!
Aw, nuts.
Finally... the day has come!
You mean Thursday?
No. It is the day I steal the Krabby Patty secret formula
from Krabs.
And why, pray tell, is today different
from the other days you failed to steal it?
Because today I've completed my greatest invention!
Behold!
What, exactly, am I... beholding?
A vegetable steamer?
This is no ordinary vegetable steamer,
Karen, my computer wife.
It's my latest invention, and isn't she a beauty?
Meow!
Oh... brother.
Sweetie, you're gonna help me achieve
my divine purpose, aren't you?
Yes!
And steal the Krabby Patty recipe!
Hee hee hah hah hah hah!
Oh, boy.
Whew!
Man, is it hot in here.
Tell me about it.
It worked!
In this new gaseous form,
I'll be able to silently squeeze
through the cracks of the Krusty Krab.
Hah hah hah hah hah!
Money, money, money, money,
money, money, money, money.
Hee hee hee hee hee!
- Now, how much was—
Hmm.
Eew!
Finally, the moment has come!
No! No, no, no, no!
Noooo!
Eeh!
Aah!
Hey! Cut it out!
Plankton, is that you?
Of course it's me, you moron.
You were able to convert yourself
into gaseous form?
Fascinatin'!
Huh? Wait!
I guess I never realized
you were such a student of science.
Maybe you could help me fix my nut transporter.
Huh? Did you say transporter?
Hmm...
Interesting.
Hey! Maybe if I combine this device with my own invention,
the Krabby Patty formula will be mine!
I mean, I think I have the right parts in my lab, maybe.
We're in business!
Say... this is a dandy lab.
- Is that good?
- Does a pig play poker? - I guess.
I shoulda visited you before...
What with you and me bein' the only two scientists in town.
Ha ha. Yes.
Yes, sir. Your lab is amazing.
- Do you really like it? - And how!
Here's your teleporter, lab partner.
Thanks, SpongeBob.
Please call me lab partner.
So... where do I hook up my teleporter?
Oh, just plug it into that doohickey over there.
Just who are you callin' a doohickey?
Wowee! Is that a real Mark 3 Surplus Wife-O-Matic?
She is beautiful!
Oh, why, thank you!
No, no that doohickey.
This doohickey!
Just plug your teleporter into my device,
and with our combined might, we shall conquer the world!
Uh-huh.
Or I can combine your gasifier with my invention
and transform my nuts into a gaseous cloud
that transports them back to Texas!
Yes, that's... what I meant.
Yes! It's workin' at last...
New lab partner!
Oh...
I guess you won't be needing me anymore.
That's right!
And don't let the door hit you on the way out!
Hold on! You can't go, SpongeBob!
- We need you. - What?
He'll just get in the way.
Need me?
How could I help? I'm not even a...
scientist.
Why, you'll have the most important job of all.
You'll be our test monkey.
Test monkey?
Ooh-ooh-ah-ah-ah! Uh-uh-uh-uh!
Test monkey reporting for duty.
A test monkey?
I've never had a test monkey before!
There is some mad scientist in you after all!
Hee hee hah hah hah!
- Hah hah hah hah!
Okay, we really have to work on your evil laugh.
- Ready! - Roger!
Ugh!
Just a sec.
Whoa!
Hey, who turned out the lights?
Ugh! We only teleported his eyes!
Oh, boy. Try again.
Where is that idiot SpongeBob?
Leaving me stuck with all the cooking.
This job stinks!
Ooh. Literally.
Aah!
Mr. Krabs! You gotta come with me!
There's something in the kitchen you gotta see!
Oh, well.
- Oh!
Try again.
See for yourself! Huh?
Eh!
I see.
So it was you that befouled me office earlier, was it?
Just a few more adjustments...
Okay...
Let her rip!
Do you think this is a good look for me?
Or is it a bit too flashy?
Stand clear!
Clear of what?
Aah!
Something weird is going on around here.
- Hi, Squidward. - Aah!
Mr. Krabs!
There's a strange sound coming from the restroom!
Hmm. Now only his mouth is missin'.
Shut it down.
For cryin' out loud, Squidward.
What the heck is wrong with you?
Test three!
I cannot believe
I have to deliver all this junk food myself!
Aah!
What the—
Huh?
Oh, thank you.
Aah!
Look, no hands! Or feet.
- Ha ha ha! - Well, we're gettin' closer.
Goggles!
Shall we activate it together?
Why, sure enough!
- Three! - Two!
One!
Fire!
Ow.
Ooh, I gotta go to the bathroom.
Oh!
Neptune's trousers, Squidward!
Maybe you should just lay off the broccoli for a while.
It worked!
We transported his whole body this time!
Yes! My plan worked!
And now I have no further use for you two goody-goodies!
Using your technology,
I shall teleport myself directly to the Krusty Krab,
and the Krabby Patty formula
Oh, no. Plankton has finally won!
And we... we helped him.
Not exactly!
Lab partner.
The Krabby Patty formula!
But if that's here... where's Plankton?
Fools!
I played them like a 32-bit synthesizer!
Now, where is that formula?
The formula is gone?
Nooooooo!
- Do you hear something? - I don't hear a thing.
But something stinks.
Aw, I knew Plankton was hatching an evil plan
the whole time.
So I just adjusted the controls
to put Plankton where he can't do any harm.
Nobody fools a squirrel from Texas!
Ah hah hah hah hah hah!