ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
SQUAREPANTS!
AH, ZE KRUSTY KRAB.
BIKINI BOTTOM'S ANSWER TO FINE DINING.
OF ITS PATRONS NOW.
AH, YES, MOVING ON.
OOH, IT IS A-SPONGEBOB, CREATOR OF THE FINE CUISINE WITHIN.
NOW, LET US WATCH.
ONE KRABBY PATTY.
EXTRA GREASE.
WHOA!
OOH!
WHOA!
ALL RIGHT, LET ME SEE THAT.
"THE KRUSTY KRAB WORK SCHEDULE"?
WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT THIS?
WHAT'S SO GR—
WHY, IT'S MY HAPPY BOOK.
MY HAPPIEST MEMORIES OCCURRED.
HMM.
OOPS, I ACCIDENTALLY BURNED UP YOUR MEMORIES.
DON'T WORRY, SQUIDWARD.
OF BACKUPS.
SO WHAT'S YOUR HAPPIEST MEMORY, SQUIDWARD?
UM, LET ME THINK...
UM, I GUESS I DON'T HAVE A HAPPIEST MEMORY.
OH, WELL.
YES?
SQUIDWARD, YOU DON'T HAVE
- A HAPPIEST MEMORY? - SO WHAT?
WITHOUT A HAPPIEST MEMORY?
TO SLEEP AT NIGHT?
ALL THE TIME.
BUT WITH JOY, SQUIDWARD.
WITH JOY.
- LOOK, I DON'T NEED A HAPPY MEMORY.
AND LEAVE ME ALONE.
- HI, I'D LIKE TO ORDER A KRABBY PATTY PLEASE.
OKAY.
CAN SOMEONE ELSE TAKE MY ORDER?
I'LL WAIT.
YOU'RE RIGHT, SPONGEBOB.
I DON'T HAVE A HAPPIEST MEMORY.
THIS IS HORRIBLE.
DON'T WORRY, SQUIDWARD.
I'LL HELP YOU MAKE A HAPPIEST MEMORY.
REALLY?
DO YOU THINK YOU CAN?
NO PROBLEM.
- WELL, IT'S AGAINST MY BETTER JUDGMENT, BUT OKAY.
- YOU LOVE MUSIC, RIGHT SQUIDWARD? - MM-HMM.
- THEN THIS'LL DEFINITELY BE YOUR HAPPIEST MEMORY.
HEY, THIS ISN'T SO BAD.
I THINK I ACTUALLY FEEL KIND OF, UH, HAPPY.
- SEE, YOUR HAPPIEST MEMORY IS FORMING.
- OOPS.
THAT WAS A SOUR NOTE.
MY HAPPIEST MEMORY.
WHY ARE WE AT THE ART MUSEUM?
WELL, YOU LOVE ART.
MAYBE YOU'LL FIND A HAPPY MEMORY IN HERE.
- GREAT, I GET TO SEE
WHERE I'VE FAILED.
IN THIS BI—OOF!
SCULPTURE.
HOW DID IT GET HERE?
OOH, YOU'RE JUST IN TIME.
ART LOVERS, THIS IS SQUIDWARD TENTACLES,
CREATOR OF THIS PIECE.
OOH!
- WOW, YOUR WORK IN A MUSEUM, SQUIDWARD.
GOSH, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
I THINK THIS MIGHT BE IT.
YOUR HAPPIEST MEMORY?
YEAH.
- AND NOW
ABOUT THIS PIECE.
- GOSH, FIASCO HIMSELF IS TALKING ABOUT MY ART.
- AHEM, SQUID... WARD, GO TOWARD... THE LIGHT...
OF MY FLAMETHROWER!
OOH!
AND NOW, HE'S MELTED IT.
NOT A HAPPIEST MEMORY.
- UM, IT'S KIND OF SMOKY IN HERE.
YOU NEED FRESH AIR.
WHAT A MAJESTIC VIEW.
WHAT VIEW?
- OH, YEAH, I FORGOT ABOUT YOUR BLINDFOLD.
ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL?
VERY NICE, EXCEPT THAT I'M...
AFRAID OF HEIGHTS!
OH, SORRY, SQUIDWARD!
I'LL TAKE US DOWN.
WHAT? NO!
OH, BOY.
OH, YEAH. NICE VIEW.
SON OF A SEAHORSE.
20 YEARS OF TRAINING
JUST LEAP OUT OF A BALLOON.
HERE, YOU PLANT IT.
RESOURCES WASTED ON...
- HEY, WE'RE THE FIRST TO EVER REACH THE TOP OF MOUNT BIKINI.
FOR A HAPPIEST MEMORY.
NAME OF SQUIDWARD TENTACLES!
UH-OH.
- STUPID AMATEURS, I—
FANTASTIC.
TIME TO FACE FACTS.
I'LL NEVER HAVE A HAPPIEST MEMORY.
AND IF I DO, IT DEFINITELY WON'T INVOLVE YOU.
HELLO, MISERY, I'M HOME.
FOR 100 YEARS OR SO.
WAKE ME WHEN I'M DEAD.
- GARY, I AM WORRIED ABOUT SQUIDWARD.
HE HASN'T COME OUT OF HIS HOUSE FOR TWO WEEKS NOW.
WHY ISN'T HE ANSWERING?
SQUIDWARD!
SQUIDWARD?
NOW I'M REALLY WORRIED.
SQUIDWARD! SQUIDWARD!
SQUIDWARD, DOWN HERE!
HE'S UPSTAIRS.
HEY.
SQUIDWARD.
WELL, AT LEAST WE KNOW HE'S STILL ALIVE.
- UH-OH.
OW!
I'M OKAY, GARY.
SEEMS DEPRESSED.
I THINK I'LL CALL HIM AND CHEER HIM UP.
- HELLO? - STILL ALIVE...
SQUIDWARD?
ARE YOU THERE?
SQUIDWARD, ARE YOU THERE?
- SQUIDWARD?
- GARY? WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT SQUIDWARD'S?
UH, GARY, COULD YOU PUT SQUIDWARD ON THE PHONE?
HOLD ON A SECOND, SOMEONE'S ON THE OTHER LINE.
HELLO?
HELLO!
HELLO?
- I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO GET HAPPY.
WELL, THAT DIDN'T HELP.
HUH?
THAT'S STRANGE.
THAT DARN PHONE AWAY.
OH, YEAH, MY FAX MACHINE.
NOW, WHY DID I BUY THAT AGAIN?
HI, SQUIDWARD.
TO GET A HOLD OF.
HEY, DO I SMELL BROWNIES?
YES.
THANKS FOR STOPPING BY.
- THANKS, GARY.
SQUIDWARD A HAPPIEST MEMORY.
THESE PANTS MAY BE SQUARE,
BUT IT'S TIME TO THINK OUTSIDE OF THE BOX.
I CAN'T SEEM TO GET HAPPY.
MAYBE THIS WILL HELP.
OOH!
NOPE, I GUESS NOT.
OH, GREAT.
I WONDER WHO THAT COULD BE.
YOU'RE NOT SPONGEBOB.
FOR A SQUIDWARD "TENTACLEES"?
- TENTACLES. YES, THAT'S ME.
WELL, HERE YOU GO.
THANKS.
DOESN'T SAY WHO IT'S FROM.
NO DOUBT SPONGEBOB'S HIDING INSIDE.
OH, WELL, HERE GOES NOTHING.
GOTCHA—HUH?
IT'S EMPTY.
EMPTY. JUST LIKE MY MISERABLE LIFE.
BUT DARKNESS AHEAD.
- SURPRISE!
PARTY TO HELP CHEER YOU UP.
UNFORTUNATELY, EVERYONE I TRIED TO INVITE WAS BUSY OR SICK.
BUT DON'T WORRY,
YOUR FAVORITE PERSON—ME!
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?
HAPPIEST MEMORY OR WHAT?
YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND.
I...
DON'T...
WANT...
A...
HAPPIEST MEMORY!
THE HORS D'OEUVRES?
HI-YA!
I FEEL WONDERFUL!
THIS IS IT!
MY HAPPIEST MEMORY!
HE'S SO HANDSOME.
WHEE!
GOTCHA!
- THERE YOU GO, LITTLE FELLA.
- IS IT ME, OR DOES JELLYFISH FIELD SEEM DIFFERENT TODAY?
- I DON'T KNOW, BUT ALL THIS FAILURE SURE IS MAKING ME TIRED.
I'M GONNA TAKE A QUICK NAP ON THAT ROCK OVER THERE.
- OKAY. I'M GONNA LOOK
OVER BY THAT CREEPY, SPOOKY, EVIL-LOOKING CAVE.
OH, LITTLE JELLYFISH.
I CAN'T RESIST YOUR CHARMS.
IF ONLY YOU DIDN'T STING.
THEN YOU'D BE THE PERFECT PET.
OH, WELL, GUESS IT'S JUST CATCH AND RELEASE FOR NOW.
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
HEY, ISN'T THIS THE CUTEST
YOU'VE EVER SEEN?
AND HE DOESN'T STING.
GOSH, YOU DON'T SUPPOSE HE'S SOME SORT OF NEW BREED, HUH?
I THINK I'LL KEEP THIS ONE AS A PET.
WHOA.
YES.
JELLYFISH.
TO EACH OF OUR FRIENDS.
- WOW, PATRICK, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
WELL, WE'VE GIVEN EVERYONE A JELLYFISH EXCEPT SQUIDWARD.
AH, HE PROBABLY DOESN'T WANT ONE.
HE WILL TAKE ONE AND LIKE IT.
PLEASANT DREAMS, SQUARE ONE.
RIGHT BACK AT YA, OLD BUDDY.
WHOA!
- DO NOT LET THE BEDBUGS BITE.
UH, THAT'S SOME GOOD ADVICE.
GOOD NIGHT SQUIDWARD.
OF BITING THIS NIGHT.
BRAAAP!
- TONIGHT, YOU'LL SLEEP WITH ME, LITTLE JELLY.
- GOOD NIGHT, GARY.
GOOD NIGHT, LITTLE JELLY.
OH, I CAN'T SLEEP.
ARE A REAL HOOT.
OH, HEY, YOU WANT SOME POPCORN?
- HERE YOU GO.
HEY, HEY!
ARE YOU OKAY BACK THERE?
AW, LOOK AT HIM, THE LITTLE ANGEL.
GUESS HE COULDN'T MAKE IT PAST THE THIRD FEATURE.
GOOD MORNING, SLEEPY HEAD.
WE WOULDN'T WANT ANYTHING TO HAPPEN TO YOU WHILE I'M AT WORK.
WHERE IT'S SAFE.
YOU TWO STAY OUT OF TROUBLE.
BYE.
- WHOA, LOOK AT ALL THE CUSTOMERS!
ONE KRABBY PATTY.
HOLD THE MAYONNAISE.
ONE KRABBY PATTY.
HOLD THE MAYONNAISE.
ONE KRABBY PATTY.
HOLD THE MAYONNAISE.
THANK YOU, COME AGAIN.
BRAAAP!
ONE KRABBY PATTY.
HOLD THE MAYONNAISE.
BRAAAP!
- UH, ACTUALLY, I WANT ONE WITH EXTRA MAYO.
WHAT'S WRONG, DUDES?
I'M SORRY, VALUED CUSTOMER.
CONDIMENT YOU CALL MAYONNAISE.
JELLYFISH HAT INSTEAD.
THANK YOU, COME AGAIN.
OH, THAT'S FUNNY.
SHIPMENT OF MAYONNAISE.
PATRICK?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
IS MY JOB.
AND ALL OF YOUR KIND.
I SAW THAT MOVIE LAST NIGHT TOO.
OOPS, IF YOU'RE GONNA WORK HERE,
YOU'LL NEED AN OFFICIAL KRUSTY KRAB HAT.
UH...
- SAY, THAT'S A PRETTY NEAT TRICK.
I'M GONNA GET SOME EXTRA MAYONNAISE FROM THE BACK.
NO MAYONNAISE!
OKAY...
HE'S ACTING WEIRD TODAY.
HEY, THERE'S PLENTY OF MAYO BACK HERE.
- HUH?
IS SOMEBODY IN THERE?
MONSTERS.
SQUIDWARD AND MR. KRABS.
PATRICK TOO!
AND SOME RANDOM GUY!
MY SPATULA!
IT'S JUST LIKE THAT MOVIE I WATCHED LAST NIGHT.
AND PUT THEM INTO CREEPY PODS.
HI... PATRICK.
I'M GONNA CLEAN... THE TABLES... PATRICK.
PATRICK.
- HI, SPONGEBOB.
- DON'T YOU WANT A CUTE LITTLE JELLYFISH?
UH, NO THANKS.
MR. KRABS!
YOU SEEM TIRED, SPONGEBOB.
WHY DON'T YOU GO HOME AND TAKE A NAP?
- YES, AND YOU CAN USE THIS JELLY AS A PILLOW.
OH, THAT'S OKAY.
I—I HAVE ONE AT HOME.
SLEEP WELL.
- SLEEP! - AGH! RANDOM GUY!
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
BY THOSE JELLY CREATURES.
I CAN FEEL THEIR CREEPY, ROPE-LIKE TENTACLES NOW.
OW!
- ALL RIGHT, YOU ROTTEN JELLY CLONE.
WITH SPONGEBOB?
I'M NO CLONE, SANDY.
I AM SPONGEBOB.
- WELL, THEN YOU WON'T MIND IF I RUN A SIMPLE TEST.
- COOCHIE-COOCHIE COO.
- COOCHIE-COOCHIE-COOCHIE COO.
NOT THE
OH, THAT'S A—THAT'S A TICKLE SPOT!
YOU'RE SPONGEBOB ALL RIGHT.
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO, SANDY?
THE JELLIENS' WEAKNESS.
WELL, THE ONLY THING I KNOW
IS THAT THEY CAN'T STAND MAYONNAISE.
- EW, I DON'T LIKE MAYONNAISE NEITHER.
OH, SO YOU DON'T LIKE MAYO?
JUST LIKE A JELLIEN.
- OH, SNAP OUT OF IT, SPONGEBOB.
SOME MAYONNAISE.
- THERE'S LOTS AT THE KRUSTY KRAB.
BUT WE'LL NEVER GET PAST... THEM.
NOT TO WORRY.
WE'LL BE IN DISGUISE.
GREETINGS, FELLOW CLONE.
I HATE MAYONNAISE.
- I HATE MAYONNAISE AND MUSTARD. - HMM.
I LIKE MUSTARD.
- DID YOU TAKE THAT NAP, SPONGEBOB?
- UH-HUH, SURE DID.
- YEP, WE'RE ALL RESTED AND JELLIFIED.
GOOD ONE, JELLIEN SANDY.
IMPOSTERS!
- QUICK, SPONGEBOB, THE MAYONNAISE!
EW!
IT WORKED, SPONGEBOB.
KEEP GOING.
SPONGEBOB, LOOK OUT!
COME ON, SPONGEBOB.
OH, HI, JELLIEN PATRICK.
HOLD THE MAYONNAISE.
DOH, ALMOST FORGOT.
OOF!
HEY GUYS, WHAT'S SHAKING?
OH...
- HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, YA EVIL BLOB OF SLIME.
YOU'RE THROUGH, 'CAUSE WE KNOW YOUR WEAKNESS.
SHOW HIM, SPONGEBOB.
LET 'ER RIP!
NAH!
SANDY, IT'S SO COLD IN HERE,
STARTING TO FREEZE.
THROW IT, SPONGEBOB.
- AYE-AYE!
- OH, NO, THIS MAYONNAISE IS FROZEN SOLID.
- THEN I'LL JUST TURN UP THE HEAT.
HOORAY!
WHAT HAPPENED?
WELL, LET ME TELL YOU.
AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE COVERED IN GOO.
- THANKS FOR RESCUING US, SPONGEBOB.
WITH ALL THIS GREEN SLOP?
MMM.
FREAKY CLONE JELLY RELISH!
RELISH PATTIES!
ONLY FOUR BUCKS EXTRA.
- UH, I'LL HAVE ONE RELISH PATTY.
HOLD THE MAYO.