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ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

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AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

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I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

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AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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- all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- READY?

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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SQUAREPANTS!

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AH, ZE KRUSTY KRAB.

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BIKINI BOTTOM'S ANSWER
TO FINE DINING.

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OF ITS PATRONS NOW.

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AH, YES, MOVING ON.

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OOH, IT IS A-SPONGEBOB, CREATOR
OF THE FINE CUISINE WITHIN.

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NOW, LET US WATCH.

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ONE KRABBY PATTY.

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EXTRA GREASE.

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WHOA!

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OOH!

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WHOA!

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ALL RIGHT, LET ME SEE THAT.

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"THE KRUSTY KRAB WORK SCHEDULE"?

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WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT THIS?

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WHAT'S SO GR—

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WHY, IT'S MY HAPPY BOOK.

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MY HAPPIEST MEMORIES OCCURRED.

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HMM.

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OOPS, I ACCIDENTALLY BURNED UP
YOUR MEMORIES.

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DON'T WORRY, SQUIDWARD.

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OF BACKUPS.

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SO WHAT'S YOUR HAPPIEST
MEMORY, SQUIDWARD?

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UM, LET ME THINK...

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UM, I GUESS I DON'T HAVE
A HAPPIEST MEMORY.

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OH, WELL.

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YES?

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SQUIDWARD, YOU DON'T HAVE

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- A HAPPIEST MEMORY?
- SO WHAT?

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WITHOUT A HAPPIEST MEMORY?

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TO SLEEP AT NIGHT?

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ALL THE TIME.

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BUT WITH JOY, SQUIDWARD.

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WITH JOY.

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- LOOK, I DON'T NEED
A HAPPY MEMORY.

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AND LEAVE ME ALONE.

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- HI, I'D LIKE TO ORDER
A KRABBY PATTY PLEASE.

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OKAY.

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CAN SOMEONE ELSE TAKE MY ORDER?

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I'LL WAIT.

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YOU'RE RIGHT, SPONGEBOB.

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I DON'T HAVE A HAPPIEST MEMORY.

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THIS IS HORRIBLE.

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DON'T WORRY, SQUIDWARD.

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I'LL HELP YOU MAKE
A HAPPIEST MEMORY.

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REALLY?

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DO YOU THINK YOU CAN?

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NO PROBLEM.

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- WELL, IT'S AGAINST MY BETTER
JUDGMENT, BUT OKAY.

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- YOU LOVE MUSIC, RIGHT SQUIDWARD?
- MM-HMM.

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- THEN THIS'LL DEFINITELY BE
YOUR HAPPIEST MEMORY.

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HEY, THIS ISN'T SO BAD.

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I THINK I ACTUALLY FEEL KIND OF,
UH, HAPPY.

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- SEE, YOUR HAPPIEST
MEMORY IS FORMING.

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- OOPS.

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THAT WAS A SOUR NOTE.

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MY HAPPIEST MEMORY.

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WHY ARE WE AT THE ART MUSEUM?

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WELL, YOU LOVE ART.

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MAYBE YOU'LL FIND A HAPPY MEMORY
IN HERE.

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- GREAT, I GET TO SEE

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WHERE I'VE FAILED.

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IN THIS BI—OOF!

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SCULPTURE.

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HOW DID IT GET HERE?

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OOH, YOU'RE JUST IN TIME.

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ART LOVERS, THIS IS
SQUIDWARD TENTACLES,

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CREATOR OF THIS PIECE.

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OOH!

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- WOW, YOUR WORK IN
A MUSEUM, SQUIDWARD.

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GOSH, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

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I THINK THIS MIGHT BE IT.

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YOUR HAPPIEST MEMORY?

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YEAH.

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- AND NOW

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ABOUT THIS PIECE.

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- GOSH, FIASCO HIMSELF
IS TALKING ABOUT MY ART.

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- AHEM, SQUID... WARD,
GO TOWARD... THE LIGHT...

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OF MY FLAMETHROWER!

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OOH!

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AND NOW, HE'S MELTED IT.

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NOT A HAPPIEST MEMORY.

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- UM, IT'S KIND OF
SMOKY IN HERE.

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YOU NEED FRESH AIR.

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WHAT A MAJESTIC VIEW.

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WHAT VIEW?

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- OH, YEAH, I FORGOT ABOUT
YOUR BLINDFOLD.

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ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL?

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VERY NICE, EXCEPT THAT I'M...

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AFRAID OF HEIGHTS!

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OH, SORRY, SQUIDWARD!

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I'LL TAKE US DOWN.

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WHAT? NO!

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OH, BOY.

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OH, YEAH. NICE VIEW.

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SON OF A SEAHORSE.

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20 YEARS OF TRAINING

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JUST LEAP OUT OF A BALLOON.

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HERE, YOU PLANT IT.

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RESOURCES WASTED ON...

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- HEY, WE'RE THE FIRST TO EVER
REACH THE TOP OF MOUNT BIKINI.

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FOR A HAPPIEST MEMORY.

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NAME OF SQUIDWARD TENTACLES!

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UH-OH.

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- STUPID AMATEURS, I—

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FANTASTIC.

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TIME TO FACE FACTS.

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I'LL NEVER HAVE
A HAPPIEST MEMORY.

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AND IF I DO, IT DEFINITELY
WON'T INVOLVE YOU.

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HELLO, MISERY, I'M HOME.

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FOR 100 YEARS OR SO.

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WAKE ME WHEN I'M DEAD.

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- GARY, I AM WORRIED
ABOUT SQUIDWARD.

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HE HASN'T COME OUT OF HIS HOUSE
FOR TWO WEEKS NOW.

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WHY ISN'T HE ANSWERING?

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SQUIDWARD!

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SQUIDWARD?

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NOW I'M REALLY WORRIED.

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SQUIDWARD! SQUIDWARD!

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SQUIDWARD, DOWN HERE!

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HE'S UPSTAIRS.

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HEY.

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HEY.

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SQUIDWARD.

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WELL, AT LEAST WE KNOW
HE'S STILL ALIVE.

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- UH-OH.

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OW!

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I'M OKAY, GARY.

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SEEMS DEPRESSED.

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I THINK I'LL CALL HIM
AND CHEER HIM UP.

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- HELLO?
- STILL ALIVE...

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SQUIDWARD?

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ARE YOU THERE?

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SQUIDWARD, ARE YOU THERE?

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- SQUIDWARD?

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- GARY? WHAT ARE YOU
DOING AT SQUIDWARD'S?

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UH, GARY, COULD YOU PUT
SQUIDWARD ON THE PHONE?

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HOLD ON A SECOND,
SOMEONE'S ON THE OTHER LINE.

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HELLO?

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HELLO?

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HELLO!

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HELLO?

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- I JUST CAN'T SEEM
TO GET HAPPY.

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WELL, THAT DIDN'T HELP.

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HUH?

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THAT'S STRANGE.

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THAT DARN PHONE AWAY.

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OH, YEAH, MY FAX MACHINE.

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NOW, WHY DID I BUY THAT AGAIN?

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HI, SQUIDWARD.

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TO GET A HOLD OF.

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HEY, DO I SMELL BROWNIES?

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YES.

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THANKS FOR STOPPING BY.

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- THANKS, GARY.

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SQUIDWARD A HAPPIEST MEMORY.

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THESE PANTS MAY BE SQUARE,

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BUT IT'S TIME
TO THINK OUTSIDE OF THE BOX.

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I CAN'T SEEM TO GET HAPPY.

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MAYBE THIS WILL HELP.

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OOH!

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NOPE, I GUESS NOT.

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OH, GREAT.

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I WONDER WHO THAT COULD BE.

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YOU'RE NOT SPONGEBOB.

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FOR A SQUIDWARD "TENTACLEES"?

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- TENTACLES.
YES, THAT'S ME.

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WELL, HERE YOU GO.

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THANKS.

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DOESN'T SAY WHO IT'S FROM.

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NO DOUBT SPONGEBOB'S
HIDING INSIDE.

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OH, WELL,
HERE GOES NOTHING.

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GOTCHA—HUH?

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IT'S EMPTY.

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EMPTY. JUST LIKE
MY MISERABLE LIFE.

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BUT DARKNESS AHEAD.

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- SURPRISE!

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PARTY TO HELP CHEER YOU UP.

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UNFORTUNATELY, EVERYONE I TRIED
TO INVITE WAS BUSY OR SICK.

191
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BUT DON'T WORRY,

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YOUR FAVORITE PERSON—ME!

193
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SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?

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HAPPIEST MEMORY OR WHAT?

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YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND.

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I...

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DON'T...

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WANT...

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A...

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HAPPIEST MEMORY!

201
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THE HORS D'OEUVRES?

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HI-YA!

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I FEEL WONDERFUL!

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THIS IS IT!

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MY HAPPIEST MEMORY!

206
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HE'S SO HANDSOME.

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WHEE!

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GOTCHA!

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00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:05,258
- THERE YOU GO, LITTLE FELLA.

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00:13:05,300 --> 00:13:09,467
- IS IT ME, OR DOES JELLYFISH
FIELD SEEM DIFFERENT TODAY?

211
00:13:09,509 --> 00:13:14,717
- I DON'T KNOW, BUT ALL THIS
FAILURE SURE IS MAKING ME TIRED.

212
00:13:14,759 --> 00:13:17,509
I'M GONNA TAKE A QUICK NAP
ON THAT ROCK OVER THERE.

213
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- OKAY. I'M GONNA LOOK

214
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OVER BY THAT CREEPY,
SPOOKY, EVIL-LOOKING CAVE.

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00:13:27,509 --> 00:13:29,050
OH, LITTLE JELLYFISH.

216
00:13:29,091 --> 00:13:30,883
I CAN'T RESIST YOUR CHARMS.

217
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IF ONLY YOU DIDN'T STING.

218
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THEN YOU'D BE THE PERFECT PET.

219
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OH, WELL, GUESS IT'S JUST
CATCH AND RELEASE FOR NOW.

220
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LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!

221
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HEY, ISN'T THIS THE CUTEST

222
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YOU'VE EVER SEEN?

223
00:14:20,008 --> 00:14:22,050
AND HE DOESN'T STING.

224
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GOSH, YOU DON'T SUPPOSE HE'S
SOME SORT OF NEW BREED, HUH?

225
00:14:25,634 --> 00:14:27,342
I THINK I'LL KEEP
THIS ONE AS A PET.

226
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WHOA.

227
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YES.

228
00:14:29,717 --> 00:14:33,509
JELLYFISH.

229
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TO EACH OF OUR FRIENDS.

230
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- WOW, PATRICK,
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.

231
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WELL, WE'VE GIVEN EVERYONE
A JELLYFISH EXCEPT SQUIDWARD.

232
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AH, HE PROBABLY
DOESN'T WANT ONE.

233
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HE WILL TAKE ONE AND LIKE IT.

234
00:14:58,050 --> 00:15:00,467
PLEASANT DREAMS, SQUARE ONE.

235
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RIGHT BACK AT YA, OLD BUDDY.

236
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WHOA!

237
00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:07,759
- DO NOT LET THE BEDBUGS BITE.

238
00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:09,717
UH, THAT'S SOME GOOD ADVICE.

239
00:15:09,759 --> 00:15:11,258
GOOD NIGHT SQUIDWARD.

240
00:15:11,300 --> 00:15:13,966
OF BITING THIS NIGHT.

241
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BRAAAP!

242
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- TONIGHT, YOU'LL SLEEP WITH ME,
LITTLE JELLY.

243
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- GOOD NIGHT, GARY.

244
00:15:20,467 --> 00:15:23,133
GOOD NIGHT, LITTLE JELLY.

245
00:15:27,966 --> 00:15:30,634
OH, I CAN'T SLEEP.

246
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ARE A REAL HOOT.

247
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OH, HEY, YOU WANT SOME POPCORN?

248
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- HERE YOU GO.

249
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HEY, HEY!

250
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ARE YOU OKAY BACK THERE?

251
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AW, LOOK AT HIM,
THE LITTLE ANGEL.

252
00:16:01,759 --> 00:16:03,592
GUESS HE COULDN'T MAKE IT
PAST THE THIRD FEATURE.

253
00:16:03,634 --> 00:16:05,425
GOOD MORNING, SLEEPY HEAD.

254
00:16:05,467 --> 00:16:07,675
WE WOULDN'T WANT ANYTHING TO
HAPPEN TO YOU WHILE I'M AT WORK.

255
00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:09,300
WHERE IT'S SAFE.

256
00:16:09,342 --> 00:16:10,966
YOU TWO STAY OUT OF TROUBLE.

257
00:16:11,008 --> 00:16:12,925
BYE.

258
00:16:22,467 --> 00:16:25,050
- WHOA, LOOK AT ALL
THE CUSTOMERS!

259
00:16:25,091 --> 00:16:26,300
ONE KRABBY PATTY.

260
00:16:26,342 --> 00:16:28,300
HOLD THE MAYONNAISE.

261
00:16:28,342 --> 00:16:29,925
ONE KRABBY PATTY.

262
00:16:29,966 --> 00:16:31,300
HOLD THE MAYONNAISE.

263
00:16:31,342 --> 00:16:32,966
ONE KRABBY PATTY.

264
00:16:33,008 --> 00:16:35,800
HOLD THE MAYONNAISE.

265
00:16:35,841 --> 00:16:37,759
THANK YOU, COME AGAIN.

266
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:40,717
BRAAAP!

267
00:16:42,759 --> 00:16:43,925
ONE KRABBY PATTY.

268
00:16:43,966 --> 00:16:45,383
HOLD THE MAYONNAISE.

269
00:16:45,425 --> 00:16:47,008
BRAAAP!

270
00:16:47,050 --> 00:16:50,509
- UH, ACTUALLY,
I WANT ONE WITH EXTRA MAYO.

271
00:16:55,133 --> 00:16:58,050
WHAT'S WRONG, DUDES?

272
00:17:00,175 --> 00:17:02,175
I'M SORRY, VALUED CUSTOMER.

273
00:17:02,217 --> 00:17:04,550
CONDIMENT YOU CALL MAYONNAISE.

274
00:17:04,592 --> 00:17:08,258
JELLYFISH HAT INSTEAD.

275
00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:09,966
THANK YOU, COME AGAIN.

276
00:17:10,008 --> 00:17:11,550
OH, THAT'S FUNNY.

277
00:17:11,592 --> 00:17:13,425
SHIPMENT OF MAYONNAISE.

278
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:15,675
PATRICK?

279
00:17:15,717 --> 00:17:16,966
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

280
00:17:17,008 --> 00:17:18,925
IS MY JOB.

281
00:17:18,966 --> 00:17:22,841
AND ALL OF YOUR KIND.

282
00:17:22,883 --> 00:17:26,300
I SAW THAT MOVIE LAST NIGHT TOO.

283
00:17:26,342 --> 00:17:28,091
OOPS,
IF YOU'RE GONNA WORK HERE,

284
00:17:28,133 --> 00:17:29,800
YOU'LL NEED AN OFFICIAL
KRUSTY KRAB HAT.

285
00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:33,342
UH...

286
00:17:33,383 --> 00:17:35,550
- SAY, THAT'S
A PRETTY NEAT TRICK.

287
00:17:35,592 --> 00:17:37,258
I'M GONNA GET SOME EXTRA
MAYONNAISE FROM THE BACK.

288
00:17:37,300 --> 00:17:40,217
NO MAYONNAISE!

289
00:17:42,717 --> 00:17:46,050
OKAY...

290
00:17:46,091 --> 00:17:47,883
HE'S ACTING WEIRD TODAY.

291
00:17:47,925 --> 00:17:50,592
HEY, THERE'S PLENTY
OF MAYO BACK HERE.

292
00:17:51,966 --> 00:17:54,091
- HUH?

293
00:17:54,133 --> 00:17:55,383
IS SOMEBODY IN THERE?

294
00:18:00,008 --> 00:18:01,133
MONSTERS.

295
00:18:01,175 --> 00:18:03,050
SQUIDWARD AND MR. KRABS.

296
00:18:03,091 --> 00:18:04,759
PATRICK TOO!

297
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:06,675
AND SOME RANDOM GUY!

298
00:18:08,008 --> 00:18:09,717
MY SPATULA!

299
00:18:09,759 --> 00:18:11,883
IT'S JUST LIKE THAT MOVIE
I WATCHED LAST NIGHT.

300
00:18:14,008 --> 00:18:17,592
AND PUT THEM INTO CREEPY PODS.

301
00:18:17,634 --> 00:18:19,800
HI... PATRICK.

302
00:18:19,841 --> 00:18:23,217
I'M GONNA CLEAN...
THE TABLES... PATRICK.

303
00:18:23,258 --> 00:18:25,883
PATRICK.

304
00:18:25,925 --> 00:18:27,634
- HI, SPONGEBOB.

305
00:18:27,675 --> 00:18:31,258
- DON'T YOU WANT A
CUTE LITTLE JELLYFISH?

306
00:18:31,300 --> 00:18:32,966
UH, NO THANKS.

307
00:18:33,008 --> 00:18:34,175
MR. KRABS!

308
00:18:34,217 --> 00:18:36,217
YOU SEEM TIRED, SPONGEBOB.

309
00:18:36,258 --> 00:18:38,841
WHY DON'T YOU GO HOME
AND TAKE A NAP?

310
00:18:40,342 --> 00:18:43,634
- YES, AND YOU CAN USE THIS
JELLY AS A PILLOW.

311
00:18:43,675 --> 00:18:44,717
OH, THAT'S OKAY.

312
00:18:44,759 --> 00:18:47,467
I—I HAVE ONE AT HOME.

313
00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:56,966
SLEEP WELL.

314
00:18:57,008 --> 00:19:00,717
- SLEEP!
- AGH! RANDOM GUY!

315
00:19:06,008 --> 00:19:07,675
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

316
00:19:07,717 --> 00:19:10,509
BY THOSE JELLY CREATURES.

317
00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:13,383
I CAN FEEL THEIR CREEPY,
ROPE-LIKE TENTACLES NOW.

318
00:19:13,425 --> 00:19:15,091
OW!

319
00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:20,008
- ALL RIGHT,
YOU ROTTEN JELLY CLONE.

320
00:19:20,050 --> 00:19:21,258
WITH SPONGEBOB?

321
00:19:21,300 --> 00:19:22,550
I'M NO CLONE, SANDY.

322
00:19:22,592 --> 00:19:24,133
I AM SPONGEBOB.

323
00:19:24,175 --> 00:19:27,217
- WELL, THEN YOU WON'T MIND
IF I RUN A SIMPLE TEST.

324
00:19:28,883 --> 00:19:30,509
- COOCHIE-COOCHIE COO.

325
00:19:30,550 --> 00:19:32,300
- COOCHIE-COOCHIE-COOCHIE COO.

326
00:19:32,342 --> 00:19:33,258
NOT THE

327
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:41,050
OH, THAT'S A—THAT'S
A TICKLE SPOT!

328
00:19:41,091 --> 00:19:43,217
YOU'RE SPONGEBOB ALL RIGHT.

329
00:19:43,258 --> 00:19:44,841
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO, SANDY?

330
00:19:44,883 --> 00:19:48,133
THE JELLIENS' WEAKNESS.

331
00:19:48,175 --> 00:19:49,509
WELL, THE ONLY THING I KNOW

332
00:19:49,550 --> 00:19:51,050
IS THAT THEY CAN'T
STAND MAYONNAISE.

333
00:19:51,091 --> 00:19:54,509
- EW, I DON'T LIKE
MAYONNAISE NEITHER.

334
00:19:54,550 --> 00:19:57,258
OH, SO YOU DON'T LIKE MAYO?

335
00:19:57,300 --> 00:19:59,258
JUST LIKE A JELLIEN.

336
00:19:59,300 --> 00:20:01,217
- OH, SNAP OUT OF IT,
SPONGEBOB.

337
00:20:01,258 --> 00:20:03,592
SOME MAYONNAISE.

338
00:20:03,634 --> 00:20:05,592
- THERE'S LOTS AT
THE KRUSTY KRAB.

339
00:20:05,634 --> 00:20:07,133
BUT WE'LL NEVER GET PAST... THEM.

340
00:20:10,091 --> 00:20:11,300
NOT TO WORRY.

341
00:20:11,342 --> 00:20:13,509
WE'LL BE IN DISGUISE.

342
00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:19,050
GREETINGS, FELLOW CLONE.

343
00:20:19,091 --> 00:20:21,217
I HATE MAYONNAISE.

344
00:20:21,258 --> 00:20:26,592
- I HATE MAYONNAISE AND MUSTARD.
- HMM.

345
00:20:29,592 --> 00:20:33,217
I LIKE MUSTARD.

346
00:20:33,258 --> 00:20:35,717
- DID YOU TAKE THAT NAP,
SPONGEBOB?

347
00:20:35,759 --> 00:20:37,425
- UH-HUH, SURE DID.

348
00:20:37,467 --> 00:20:40,550
- YEP, WE'RE ALL RESTED
AND JELLIFIED.

349
00:20:42,759 --> 00:20:44,634
GOOD ONE, JELLIEN SANDY.

350
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:48,133
IMPOSTERS!

351
00:20:52,883 --> 00:20:55,550
- QUICK, SPONGEBOB,
THE MAYONNAISE!

352
00:21:03,925 --> 00:21:05,841
EW!

353
00:21:11,050 --> 00:21:12,050
IT WORKED, SPONGEBOB.

354
00:21:12,091 --> 00:21:13,300
KEEP GOING.

355
00:21:21,634 --> 00:21:23,342
SPONGEBOB, LOOK OUT!

356
00:21:33,883 --> 00:21:36,550
COME ON, SPONGEBOB.

357
00:21:36,592 --> 00:21:37,966
OH, HI, JELLIEN PATRICK.

358
00:21:38,008 --> 00:21:39,841
HOLD THE MAYONNAISE.

359
00:21:39,883 --> 00:21:42,550
DOH, ALMOST FORGOT.

360
00:21:44,675 --> 00:21:46,008
OOF!

361
00:21:46,050 --> 00:21:49,467
HEY GUYS, WHAT'S SHAKING?

362
00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:51,258
OH...

363
00:21:53,509 --> 00:21:55,592
- HOLD IT RIGHT THERE,
YA EVIL BLOB OF SLIME.

364
00:21:55,634 --> 00:21:58,133
YOU'RE THROUGH,
'CAUSE WE KNOW YOUR WEAKNESS.

365
00:21:58,175 --> 00:22:00,675
SHOW HIM, SPONGEBOB.

366
00:22:06,925 --> 00:22:10,634
LET 'ER RIP!

367
00:22:10,675 --> 00:22:12,759
NAH!

368
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:14,841
SANDY, IT'S SO COLD IN HERE,

369
00:22:14,883 --> 00:22:16,675
STARTING TO FREEZE.

370
00:22:16,717 --> 00:22:18,342
THROW IT, SPONGEBOB.

371
00:22:18,383 --> 00:22:19,342
- AYE-AYE!

372
00:22:34,509 --> 00:22:37,634
- OH, NO, THIS MAYONNAISE
IS FROZEN SOLID.

373
00:22:37,675 --> 00:22:41,175
- THEN I'LL JUST
TURN UP THE HEAT.

374
00:22:48,050 --> 00:22:49,925
HOORAY!

375
00:22:57,425 --> 00:22:58,175
WHAT HAPPENED?

376
00:22:58,217 --> 00:22:59,425
WELL, LET ME TELL YOU.

377
00:23:02,175 --> 00:23:03,634
AND THAT'S WHY
WE'RE COVERED IN GOO.

378
00:23:03,675 --> 00:23:06,425
- THANKS FOR RESCUING US,
SPONGEBOB.

379
00:23:06,467 --> 00:23:09,133
WITH ALL THIS GREEN SLOP?

380
00:23:11,634 --> 00:23:12,925
MMM.

381
00:23:12,966 --> 00:23:15,883
FREAKY CLONE JELLY RELISH!

382
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:20,425
RELISH PATTIES!

383
00:23:20,467 --> 00:23:23,925
RELISH PATTIES!

384
00:23:23,966 --> 00:23:26,759
ONLY FOUR BUCKS EXTRA.

385
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:31,217
- UH, I'LL HAVE ONE
RELISH PATTY.

386
00:23:31,258 --> 00:23:32,008
HOLD THE MAYO.