ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN.
I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY?
HA!
OF THIS GIGGLING?
- HEH, HEH,
IDEA, DARLING.
FREE SAMPLES!
- "NEW AND ORIGINAL," MY EXHAUST FAN.
- OKAY, SO I DIDN'T INVENT THE CONCEPT,
TO CHUM'S SUCCESS.
YOU MEAN THE SMELL?
THE SMELL...
- NO, I MEAN GETTING THE PUBLIC TO TRY SOME.
OF MY DELICIOUS CHUM,
THEY'LL TEAR THIS PLACE APART TO GET SOME.
PLUS, IT'S FREE. AND WHO CAN RESIST FREE?
OF DELICIOUS CHUM.
- HEY, WHAT DID HE JUST SAY TO US?
THEY'RE FREE!
- OH, I THOUGHT HE SAID, "FREAKS."
IN THAT CASE...
LEFT MY HOUSE TODAY.
- THAT'S THE SPIRIT, PEOPLE. STEP ON UP.
AND BE ORDERLY.
"PUTTING KRABS OUT OF BUSINESS" BUSINESS.
WHAT IS IT?
- OH, WHO CARES, SILLY MCNILLY?
IT'S FREE!
- OOH, IT'S GONNA BE SO GOOD...
'CAUSE IT'S FREE!
- EAT UP!
- WHAT?
NO!
- UGH, I HAD NO IDEA THE CHUM WAS THIS ROTTEN.
TURNS TO ANGER.
- HEY, HE'S MAKING A RUN FOR IT.
WE CAN'T LET HIM GET AWAY WITH THIS.
LET'S GET UP AND—
GET HIM.
YEAH!
FREE SAMPLES.
YUM.
- HEY, YOU. I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE.
IT'S NOT FAIR.
FREE SAMPLES,
HE WOULDN'T GET THIS TREATMENT.
FREE SAMPLES,
HE PROBABLY WOULDN'T POISON PEOPLE,
OF HIS RESTAURANT.
- YEAH, I SUPPOSE YOU'RE RIGHT, KA—
FREE KRABBY PATTIES.
STEP UP, STEP UP.
YOU'LL NEVER GET THIS CHANCE AGAIN, FOLKS.
FREE KRABBY PATTIES?
- HEY, WHAT'S ALL THE HUBBUB?
OH, DIDN'T YOU HEAR?
SOMEONE'S GIVING AWAY FREE KRABBY PATTIES.
THAT'S IT.
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
AREN'T YOU THE SAME GUY
SAMPLES BEFORE?
- UH, OH, THAT WASN'T ME.
THAT WAS, UH, MY... BROTHER-IN-LAW.
YEAH, UH, "FLANKTON."
OH, OKAY.
UGH...
KRABBY PATTIES, ANYONE?
UGH...
- AH, THOSE CUSTOMERS SURE CAN'T GET ENOUGH KRABBY PATTIES.
SETTLE DOWN, FOLKS, I'M HERE.
BEFORE YOU SHORTLY.
YOU!
FALL OUT.
MR. KRABS.
OVER HERE, BOY.
OUT THERE?
HAS TURNED AGAINST ME,
NO IDEA WHY.
- "BECAUSE THE KRABBY PATTY IS TERRIBLE."
KRABBY PATTY?
TERRIBLE?
EVEN GO TOGETHER?
- I DON'T KNOW,
SITUATION AROUND.
- SPONGEBOB, YOU'RE RIGHT.
CUSTOMERS BACK.
WE'LL TRIPLE THE PRICES.
- MR. KRABS, IF WE
IN HERE, SHOULDN'T WE LOWER THE PRICES?
FINE.
HOW 'BOUT THAT?
- I'M RUINED.
- MR. KRABS, IF YOU WANT YOUR CUSTOMERS BACK,
WE'RE GONNA NEED TO TAKE MORE EXTREME MEASURES.
I'M ALL EARS.
- DON'T YOU SAY IT, BOY!
- IT'S THE ONLY WAY, MR. KRABS.
ALL RIGHT, SIR. IT'S TIME.
- TIME? BUT IT'S TOO SOON.
I'M NOT READY TO LET THEM GO FREE.
YOU FIGHT ME.
- I-I DON'T REMEMBER SAYING ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
I DO.
AAH!
FREE KRABBY PATTIES.
FREE-OF-CHARGE KRABBY PATTIES.
NO!
- IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, EUGENE.
FREE KRABBY PATTIES!
KRABBY PATTIES!
- WHEW, FOR A SECOND THERE,
A TON OF KRABBY PATTIES,
AIN'T EVEN ENOUGH
ME BUSINESS.
WAIT... FREE AIN'T EVEN ENOUGH?
IS DOOMED!
- I REALLY CAN'T BELIEVE
FOR ME TODAY.
- HMM, LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME TO PULL OUT THE BIG GUNS.
SOUNDS OF THE CALLIOPE.
- OH, LOOK, BILLY. A CALLIOPE.
- OKAY, SQUIDWARD, HERE'S YOUR CUP.
WE REHEARSED.
- ARGH, I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS.
- HERE, LET ME HELP YOU, SQUIDWARD.
OW! AH! OOF!
HELLO.
- LOOK, MAMA, A MONKEY.
DANCE, MONKEY, DANCE.
DANCE, MONKEY!
I QUIT.
- WAIT, SQUIDWARD, DON'T LEAVE.
WE CAN'T GIVE UP YET.
SWEET AND DELICIOUS VICTORY, YOU ARE MINE.
- DON'T WORRY, MR. KRABS.
WE'LL FIX THIS.
NOT THIS TIME, BOY.
IT'S ALL OVER FOR THE GOOD OLD KRUSTY KRAB.
IT'S PROBABLY BEST
FOR A NEW JOB, BOY.
LINE OF WORK.
NEW?
DIFFERENT?
THAT'S IT!
- WELL, THAT WENT BETTER THAN EXPECTED.
WELL, ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO DO NOW.
I'LL HAVE TO MOVE BACK IN WITH ME MA.
ME POSTERS UP IN ME ROOM.
KRABBY PATTIES!
KRABBY PATTY RECIPE.
ALL NEW, ALL DIFFERENT,
ALL DELICIOUS.
TRY THEM FOR FREE.
HE CAN'T BE SERIOUS.
- I'M SO HUNGRY, I DON'T CARE.
EAT SOMETHING.
NO! WAIT!
- LET HIM GO. IT'S... TOO LATE.
- ALL NEW, FREE KRABBY PATTIES.
- HEY, BUDDY, I'LL TRY ONE.
TO LOSE?
NO!
DEAR NEPTUNE'S GILL SACKS,
I'VE EVER PUT IN MY MOUTH! YAY!
- OH! - AMAZING.
IT WAS GOOD?
WHOO-HOO!
- WOW, FRANK NEVER DANCES.
THEY MUST BE GOOD.
I CAN'T EAT SOMETHING THIS AMAZING FOR FREE.
THIS BUY ME?
OOH, YUM, YUM... YUM, YUM, YUM, YUM.
YUM, YUM!
HEY, YOU, PATTY BOY. TAKE MY WALLET.
I GOTTA HAVE MORE.
NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TAKING ABOUT.
- HERE'S OUR LIFE SAVINGS.
MORE KRABBY PATTIES.
- DON'T WORRY, KAREN. I'LL BE HOME BEFORE LUNCHTIME.
IS ACCOMPLISHED.
OOH, WHAT THE... HUH?
IT'S WORKING.
NO, WAIT.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
PATTIES, REMEMBER?
WOWEE.
IS RIGHT TASTY.
- UH-OH.
- MONEY, MONEY, MONEY MONEY, MONEY, MONEY!
- AAH—OOF!
- WE DID IT, MR. KRABS.
THE KRUSTY KRAB.
AND CALL THEM NEW.
- DO YOU MIND? I'M TRYING TO MAKE A MONEY ANGEL HERE.
OOH, MONEY ANGELS.
CAN I MAKE ONE?
- SURE THING, SPONGEBOB.
HOP IN.
AAH!
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
HEAR WHAT?
HMM. GOOD POINT.
AH, WHAT COULD GO WRONG ON A BEAUTIFUL DAY LIKE THIS?
GARY, TIME FOR BREAKFAST.
MUST BE SETTLING.
OOH, THAT'S BETTER.
I CAN FIX THIS.
I'LL FEED YOU WHEN I'M DONE.
HANDYMAN'S KNOWHOW
IS ALL IT TAKES, GARY.
- OH, SORRY, GARY. YOU WANNA EAT, HUH?
DON'T WORRY. I CAN FIX BOTH PROBLEMS.
OKAY, NOW THAT THAT'S TAKEN CARE OF,
TIME TO FEED GARY.
OH, NO. THIS IS WORSE THAN I THOUGHT.
MY DOOR!
AAH!
ARGH...
PATRICK!
- MR. STAR...
ON LINE THREE.
PUT HIM THROUGH.
PATRICK!
PATRICK STAR!
- WELL, HEY, SPONGEBOB.
TO CLEAN UP AROUND HERE.
- AAH! AAH! IT'S THE BIG ONE!
AAH!
IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD. INVEST IN GOLD.
AH, I SHOULD'VE KNOWN.
GRR, WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?
- YOU'RE JUST IN TIME TO LEND A HAND, SQUIDWARD.
- LEND A HAND? NO—AAH!
AAH!
YOW!
- PATRICK, CALL SANDY. TELL HER TO GET OVER HERE FAST.
- WHOA, OH, SAY NO MORE, BUDDY.
HURRY, PATRICK.
I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN HOLD THIS.
HOWDY, CHEEKS RESIDENCE.
- SANDY, DON'T HANG UP! - WHAT DO YOU WANT?
OH, NOTHING.
I'M JUST HANGING OUT WITH THE SPONGE.
HOW—HOW 'BOUT YOU?
OH, YOU KNOW.
LITTLE OF THIS, LITTLE OF THAT.
LITTLE VACUUMING.
- HEH, HEH, SOUNDS LIKE FUN.
HA, HA, WISH I WAS OVER THERE.
SPONGEBOB'S HOUSE IS BORING.
HA, THERE'S NOTHING GOING ON OVER HERE.
- WELL, THAT SURE DON'T SOUND LIKE NOTHING. WHAT'S ALL THE RUCKUS?
- OH, SPONGEBOB'S PINEAPPLE IS ROTTING,
ALL AROUND US.
WE'RE DOOMED.
I'LL BE RIGHT OVER.
OH, TAKE YOUR TIME.
HOLDING STEADY, PATRICK.
THIS SUPPORT SYSTEM WILL LAST?
OW.
TO POT QUICK.
KNOCKITY-KNOCK, SPONGEBOB.
NO, SANDY, DON'T!
WE MUST NEVER, NEVER KNOCK.
- ... TURE. - SPONGEBOB.
DOING HERE?
AT WORK TWO HOURS AGO.
HELLO, ANYBODY HERE?
HELLO?
TO MAKE A KRABBY PATTY?
- NO, BUT I KNOW HOW TO OPEN A CASH REGISTER.
IS COSTING ME MONEY.
- I KNOW, MR. KRABS, I'M SORRY,
- AND SQUIDWARD...
FROM YOU.
UH, ACTUALLY, NO, I DON'T.
- WELL, I'M WITH YOU, SPONGEBOB,
AND I'VE GOT THE TOOLBOX TO PROVE IT.
I'M HERE BECAUSE...
WAIT, WHY AM I HERE?
SPONGEBOB!
I'M HAVING ANOTHER EXIT-PENCILS CRISIS!
NOT NOW, PATRICK.
ALL TOGETHER.
- AGAINST MY WILL, I MIGHT ADD.
- SO WHAT DO YOU SAY, MR. KRABS?
WILL YOU HELP?
WELL...
I SUPPOSE I COULD JOIN THE CAUSE. BUT IT'LL HAVE TO BE OUR STANDARD DEAL.
PER HOUR?
YOU GOT IT, KIDDO.
- WELL, WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?
LET'S GET THIS RESTORATION UNDERWAY.
PERFECTLY CALIBRATED.
OW!
NOT A BAD BIT OF WAINSCOTTERY, IF I DO SAY SO MESELF.
TOUCHES ON HER.
OH.
HMM. HMM.
YUP. UH-HUH.
- UM, UH, EXCUSE ME, EVERYONE.
NOT TO MICROMANAGE, OR ANYTHING,
HOW TO BUILD A PINEAPPLE?
- WELL, OF COURSE WE DO, SILLY.
FIRSTLY, EVERY PINEAPPLE
FIRMLY IN PLACE.
NOT EXACTLY, MISS CHEEKS.
TO BE MOBILE,
TO SKIP TOWN UNEXPECTEDLY.
WRONG.
A SWEET, BUT TANGY FLAVOR.
MM.
GREAT IDEAS, BUT—
AIN'T GONNA GET THIS PINEAPPLE FIXED.
GOOD POINT.
OKAY, FELLERS, FROM NOW ON,
EVERYONE'S IDEAS.
YEAH!
- UH, THAT'S NOT EXACTLY WHAT I HAD IN MIND, SANDY—
- WHOA! - FIRST THING WE GOTTA DO...
ALL THIS OLD JUNK.
- SANDY, MY FURNITURE IS PERFECTLY FINE.
HEADS UP!
CAREFUL, BOY.
I THOUGHT I'D INSTALL A GRILL IN YOUR TV ROOM,
TO BRING WORK HOME WITH YOU.
- YEAH, BUT I LIKE TO WATCH TV IN MY TV ROOM.
- WELL, THIS AIN'T THE TV ROOM ANYMORE.
INDOOR GARDEN.
GOES THERE.
- OH, I KNOW. BUT ISN'T THIS BETTER?
- GARY, DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE YOU'RE NOT BEING LISTENED TO?
- SANDY, WE NEED TO TALK.
ABOUT THESE COLUMNS?
NICE, HUH?
AN INTELLECTUAL FLAVOR.
- YEAH, BUT I KIND OF LIKE MY PINEAPPLE THE WAY IT WAS.
I DON'T NEED
UH, SORRY, BUDDY.
I-I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU.
IN YOUR MOUTH.
- HO, HO. KIDDO, LOOK OUT.
I'M JUST APPLYING SOME NICE STUCCO EXTERIOR HERE.
I GUESS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS...
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
LIKE A PINEAPPLE.
OH, NO, GARY.
I STILL HAVEN'T FED YOU.
LET'S TAKE CARE OF THAT RIGHT NOW, LITTLE BUDDY—
OH, IT'S JUST NOT A HOME
TO SLEEP UNDER.
- SO WHAT DO YOU THINK, SPONGEBOB?
IT'S, UH...
YEAH?
IT'S, UM...
FANTASTIC?
IT'S, UH...
I'M HUNGRY.
VERY HARD...
- WHOO-HOO!
- WHOO! YEE-HAW!
- AND SINCE YOU'RE SUCH A SATISFIED CUSTOMER,
YOU DOUBLE.
- GOOD JOB, FELLAS. - GOOD WORK, LADS.
- HUH, HUH, I'M STARVING.
- WELL, HERE IT IS, GARY. OUR NEW HOME.
MM, THIS MUST BE PATRICK'S CONTRIBUTION
TO THE LIVING ROOM.
HEY, VINTAGE CONDIMENT JUGS.
THANK YOU, MR. KRABS.
YAAAAAH...
AAH!
GARY, WHERE'S THE SINK? AAH!
AAH!
GARY, I DON'T THINK THAT WAS A SINK.
BATHROOM, SANDY.
- WELL, IT ISN'T EXACTLY "HOME SWEET PINEAPPLE,"
IT COULD BE MUCH WORSE.
OVER OUR HEADS,
ON THE TABLE.
HEY, THAT REMINDS ME.
YOU STILL HAVEN'T EATEN TODAY, HAVE YOU?
SORRY, BUDDY, YOU MUST BE FAMISHED.
AAH!
I'M UNRAVELING!
OH, MY NECK!
I'M GONNA BE AT THE CHIROPRACTOR'S
FOR A WEEK.
- WELL, GARY, THERE'S ONLY
THIS PLACE CONDEMNED.
HELLO, OPERATOR?
CITY HALL, PLEASE. OFFICE OF BROKEN DREAMS.
- OH, GARY, I'M SORRY.
HOUSE RUCKUS,
TO FEED YOU.
HERE YOU GO, BUDDY.
"FURNISHED PINEAPPLE IN A CAN."
OH, GARY, YOU ARE THE BEST!