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ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

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AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN.

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I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

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AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN!

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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- all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- READY?

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HA!

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OF THIS GIGGLING?

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- HEH, HEH,

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IDEA, DARLING.

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FREE SAMPLES!

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- "NEW AND ORIGINAL,"
MY EXHAUST FAN.

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- OKAY, SO I DIDN'T
INVENT THE CONCEPT,

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TO CHUM'S SUCCESS.

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YOU MEAN THE SMELL?

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THE SMELL...

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- NO, I MEAN GETTING
THE PUBLIC TO TRY SOME.

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OF MY DELICIOUS CHUM,

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THEY'LL TEAR THIS PLACE APART
TO GET SOME.

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PLUS, IT'S FREE.
AND WHO CAN RESIST FREE?

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OF DELICIOUS CHUM.

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- HEY, WHAT DID HE
JUST SAY TO US?

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THEY'RE FREE!

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- OH, I THOUGHT
HE SAID, "FREAKS."

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IN THAT CASE...

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LEFT MY HOUSE TODAY.

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- THAT'S THE SPIRIT, PEOPLE.
STEP ON UP.

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AND BE ORDERLY.

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"PUTTING KRABS OUT
OF BUSINESS" BUSINESS.

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WHAT IS IT?

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- OH, WHO CARES,
SILLY MCNILLY?

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IT'S FREE!

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- OOH, IT'S GONNA
BE SO GOOD...

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'CAUSE IT'S FREE!

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- EAT UP!

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- WHAT?

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NO!

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- UGH, I HAD NO IDEA
THE CHUM WAS THIS ROTTEN.

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TURNS TO ANGER.

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- HEY, HE'S MAKING
A RUN FOR IT.

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WE CAN'T LET HIM
GET AWAY WITH THIS.

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LET'S GET UP AND—

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GET HIM.

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YEAH!

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FREE SAMPLES.

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YUM.

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- HEY, YOU.
I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE.

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IT'S NOT FAIR.

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FREE SAMPLES,

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HE WOULDN'T
GET THIS TREATMENT.

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FREE SAMPLES,

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HE PROBABLY WOULDN'T
POISON PEOPLE,

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OF HIS RESTAURANT.

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- YEAH, I SUPPOSE
YOU'RE RIGHT, KA—

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FREE KRABBY PATTIES.

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STEP UP, STEP UP.

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YOU'LL NEVER GET
THIS CHANCE AGAIN, FOLKS.

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FREE KRABBY PATTIES?

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- HEY, WHAT'S ALL
THE HUBBUB?

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OH, DIDN'T YOU HEAR?

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SOMEONE'S GIVING AWAY
FREE KRABBY PATTIES.

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THAT'S IT.

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HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.

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AREN'T YOU THE SAME GUY

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SAMPLES BEFORE?

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- UH, OH,
THAT WASN'T ME.

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THAT WAS, UH, MY...
BROTHER-IN-LAW.

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YEAH, UH, "FLANKTON."

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OH, OKAY.

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UGH...

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KRABBY PATTIES, ANYONE?

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UGH...

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- AH, THOSE CUSTOMERS SURE CAN'T
GET ENOUGH KRABBY PATTIES.

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SETTLE DOWN, FOLKS,
I'M HERE.

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BEFORE YOU SHORTLY.

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YOU!

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FALL OUT.

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MR. KRABS.

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OVER HERE, BOY.

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OUT THERE?

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HAS TURNED AGAINST ME,

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NO IDEA WHY.

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- "BECAUSE THE KRABBY PATTY
IS TERRIBLE."

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KRABBY PATTY?

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TERRIBLE?

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EVEN GO TOGETHER?

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- I DON'T KNOW,

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SITUATION AROUND.

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- SPONGEBOB,
YOU'RE RIGHT.

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CUSTOMERS BACK.

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WE'LL TRIPLE
THE PRICES.

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- MR. KRABS, IF WE

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IN HERE, SHOULDN'T
WE LOWER THE PRICES?

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FINE.

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HOW 'BOUT THAT?

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- I'M RUINED.

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- MR. KRABS, IF YOU WANT
YOUR CUSTOMERS BACK,

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WE'RE GONNA NEED TO TAKE
MORE EXTREME MEASURES.

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I'M ALL EARS.

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- DON'T YOU
SAY IT, BOY!

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- IT'S THE ONLY WAY,
MR. KRABS.

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ALL RIGHT, SIR.
IT'S TIME.

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- TIME? BUT IT'S
TOO SOON.

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I'M NOT READY
TO LET THEM GO FREE.

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YOU FIGHT ME.

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- I-I DON'T REMEMBER
SAYING ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

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I DO.

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AAH!

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FREE KRABBY PATTIES.

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FREE-OF-CHARGE KRABBY PATTIES.

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NO!

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- IT'S FOR YOUR
OWN GOOD, EUGENE.

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FREE KRABBY PATTIES!

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KRABBY PATTIES!

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- WHEW, FOR A SECOND THERE,

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A TON OF KRABBY PATTIES,

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AIN'T EVEN ENOUGH

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ME BUSINESS.

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WAIT... FREE AIN'T
EVEN ENOUGH?

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IS DOOMED!

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- I REALLY CAN'T BELIEVE

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FOR ME TODAY.

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- HMM, LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME
TO PULL OUT THE BIG GUNS.

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SOUNDS OF THE CALLIOPE.

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- OH, LOOK, BILLY.
A CALLIOPE.

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- OKAY, SQUIDWARD,
HERE'S YOUR CUP.

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WE REHEARSED.

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- ARGH, I CAN'T
FEEL MY LEGS.

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- HERE, LET ME
HELP YOU, SQUIDWARD.

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OW! AH! OOF!

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HELLO.

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- LOOK, MAMA,
A MONKEY.

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DANCE, MONKEY, DANCE.

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DANCE, MONKEY!

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I QUIT.

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- WAIT, SQUIDWARD,
DON'T LEAVE.

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WE CAN'T
GIVE UP YET.

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SWEET AND DELICIOUS VICTORY,
YOU ARE MINE.

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- DON'T WORRY,
MR. KRABS.

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WE'LL FIX THIS.

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NOT THIS TIME, BOY.

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IT'S ALL OVER FOR
THE GOOD OLD KRUSTY KRAB.

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IT'S PROBABLY BEST

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FOR A NEW JOB, BOY.

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LINE OF WORK.

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NEW?

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DIFFERENT?

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THAT'S IT!

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- WELL, THAT WENT BETTER
THAN EXPECTED.

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WELL, ONLY ONE THING
LEFT TO DO NOW.

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I'LL HAVE TO MOVE
BACK IN WITH ME MA.

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ME POSTERS UP IN ME ROOM.

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KRABBY PATTIES!

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KRABBY PATTY RECIPE.

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ALL NEW,
ALL DIFFERENT,

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ALL DELICIOUS.

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TRY THEM FOR FREE.

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HE CAN'T BE SERIOUS.

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- I'M SO HUNGRY,
I DON'T CARE.

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EAT SOMETHING.

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NO! WAIT!

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- LET HIM GO.
IT'S... TOO LATE.

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- ALL NEW, FREE
KRABBY PATTIES.

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- HEY, BUDDY,
I'LL TRY ONE.

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TO LOSE?

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NO!

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DEAR NEPTUNE'S
GILL SACKS,

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I'VE EVER PUT
IN MY MOUTH! YAY!

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- OH!
- AMAZING.

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IT WAS GOOD?

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WHOO-HOO!

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- WOW, FRANK
NEVER DANCES.

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THEY MUST BE GOOD.

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I CAN'T EAT SOMETHING
THIS AMAZING FOR FREE.

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THIS BUY ME?

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OOH, YUM, YUM...
YUM, YUM, YUM, YUM.

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YUM, YUM!

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HEY, YOU, PATTY BOY.
TAKE MY WALLET.

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I GOTTA HAVE MORE.

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NOW THAT'S
WHAT I'M TAKING ABOUT.

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- HERE'S OUR
LIFE SAVINGS.

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MORE KRABBY PATTIES.

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- DON'T WORRY, KAREN.
I'LL BE HOME BEFORE LUNCHTIME.

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IS ACCOMPLISHED.

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OOH, WHAT THE... HUH?

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IT'S WORKING.

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NO, WAIT.

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WHAT'S GOING ON?

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PATTIES, REMEMBER?

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WOWEE.

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IS RIGHT TASTY.

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- UH-OH.

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- MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
MONEY, MONEY, MONEY!

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- AAH—OOF!

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- WE DID IT,
MR. KRABS.

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THE KRUSTY KRAB.

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AND CALL THEM NEW.

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- DO YOU MIND? I'M TRYING
TO MAKE A MONEY ANGEL HERE.

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OOH, MONEY ANGELS.

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CAN I MAKE ONE?

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- SURE THING,
SPONGEBOB.

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HOP IN.

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AAH!

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DID YOU HEAR THAT?

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HEAR WHAT?

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HMM. GOOD POINT.

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AH, WHAT COULD GO WRONG
ON A BEAUTIFUL DAY LIKE THIS?

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GARY, TIME
FOR BREAKFAST.

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MUST BE SETTLING.

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OOH, THAT'S BETTER.

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I CAN FIX THIS.

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I'LL FEED YOU
WHEN I'M DONE.

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HANDYMAN'S KNOWHOW

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IS ALL
IT TAKES, GARY.

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- OH, SORRY, GARY.
YOU WANNA EAT, HUH?

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DON'T WORRY.
I CAN FIX BOTH PROBLEMS.

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OKAY, NOW THAT
THAT'S TAKEN CARE OF,

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TIME TO FEED GARY.

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OH, NO. THIS IS WORSE
THAN I THOUGHT.

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MY DOOR!

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AAH!

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ARGH...

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PATRICK!

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PATRICK!

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PATRICK!

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- MR. STAR...

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ON LINE THREE.

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PUT HIM THROUGH.

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PATRICK!

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PATRICK!

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00:14:26,242 --> 00:14:28,325
PATRICK STAR!

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- WELL, HEY,
SPONGEBOB.

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00:14:29,867 --> 00:14:31,367
TO CLEAN UP AROUND HERE.

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- AAH! AAH!
IT'S THE BIG ONE!

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AAH!

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IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD.
INVEST IN GOLD.

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AH, I SHOULD'VE KNOWN.

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GRR, WHAT'S
GOING ON IN HERE?

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- YOU'RE JUST IN TIME
TO LEND A HAND, SQUIDWARD.

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- LEND A HAND?
NO—AAH!

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AAH!

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YOW!

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00:15:05,741 --> 00:15:09,200
- PATRICK, CALL SANDY.
TELL HER TO GET OVER HERE FAST.

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- WHOA, OH,
SAY NO MORE, BUDDY.

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00:15:11,741 --> 00:15:13,117
HURRY, PATRICK.

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I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER
I CAN HOLD THIS.

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HOWDY, CHEEKS RESIDENCE.

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- SANDY, DON'T HANG UP!
- WHAT DO YOU WANT?

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OH, NOTHING.

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I'M JUST HANGING OUT
WITH THE SPONGE.

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00:15:21,867 --> 00:15:22,575
HOW—HOW 'BOUT YOU?

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00:15:22,616 --> 00:15:23,825
OH, YOU KNOW.

255
00:15:23,867 --> 00:15:25,242
LITTLE OF THIS,
LITTLE OF THAT.

256
00:15:25,284 --> 00:15:26,242
LITTLE VACUUMING.

257
00:15:26,284 --> 00:15:28,284
- HEH, HEH,
SOUNDS LIKE FUN.

258
00:15:28,325 --> 00:15:30,325
HA, HA, WISH I WAS
OVER THERE.

259
00:15:30,367 --> 00:15:32,783
SPONGEBOB'S HOUSE
IS BORING.

260
00:15:32,825 --> 00:15:34,700
HA, THERE'S NOTHING
GOING ON OVER HERE.

261
00:15:36,783 --> 00:15:38,867
- WELL, THAT SURE DON'T SOUND LIKE NOTHING.
WHAT'S ALL THE RUCKUS?

262
00:15:38,908 --> 00:15:41,325
- OH, SPONGEBOB'S PINEAPPLE
IS ROTTING,

263
00:15:41,367 --> 00:15:42,867
ALL AROUND US.

264
00:15:42,908 --> 00:15:43,992
WE'RE DOOMED.

265
00:15:44,033 --> 00:15:45,033
I'LL BE RIGHT OVER.

266
00:15:45,075 --> 00:15:47,658
OH, TAKE YOUR TIME.

267
00:15:47,700 --> 00:15:49,242
HOLDING STEADY, PATRICK.

268
00:15:49,284 --> 00:15:51,867
THIS SUPPORT SYSTEM WILL LAST?

269
00:15:51,908 --> 00:15:53,367
OW.

270
00:15:53,409 --> 00:15:54,908
TO POT QUICK.

271
00:15:54,950 --> 00:15:56,783
KNOCKITY-KNOCK,
SPONGEBOB.

272
00:15:56,825 --> 00:15:58,242
NO, SANDY, DON'T!

273
00:15:58,284 --> 00:16:00,159
WE MUST NEVER,
NEVER KNOCK.

274
00:16:05,450 --> 00:16:06,741
- ... TURE.
- SPONGEBOB.

275
00:16:06,783 --> 00:16:08,242
DOING HERE?

276
00:16:08,284 --> 00:16:10,033
AT WORK TWO HOURS AGO.

277
00:16:11,450 --> 00:16:13,575
HELLO, ANYBODY HERE?

278
00:16:13,616 --> 00:16:15,783
HELLO?

279
00:16:15,825 --> 00:16:17,409
TO MAKE A KRABBY PATTY?

280
00:16:17,491 --> 00:16:20,033
- NO, BUT I KNOW HOW
TO OPEN A CASH REGISTER.

281
00:16:20,075 --> 00:16:22,075
IS COSTING ME MONEY.

282
00:16:22,117 --> 00:16:23,200
- I KNOW, MR. KRABS,
I'M SORRY,

283
00:16:23,242 --> 00:16:24,700
- AND SQUIDWARD...

284
00:16:24,741 --> 00:16:27,783
FROM YOU.

285
00:16:27,825 --> 00:16:29,700
UH, ACTUALLY,
NO, I DON'T.

286
00:16:29,741 --> 00:16:31,242
- WELL, I'M WITH YOU,
SPONGEBOB,

287
00:16:31,284 --> 00:16:32,867
AND I'VE GOT THE TOOLBOX
TO PROVE IT.

288
00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:34,908
I'M HERE BECAUSE...

289
00:16:34,950 --> 00:16:37,367
WAIT, WHY AM I HERE?

290
00:16:37,409 --> 00:16:38,741
SPONGEBOB!

291
00:16:38,783 --> 00:16:40,908
I'M HAVING ANOTHER
EXIT-PENCILS CRISIS!

292
00:16:40,950 --> 00:16:42,200
NOT NOW, PATRICK.

293
00:16:43,825 --> 00:16:44,908
ALL TOGETHER.

294
00:16:44,950 --> 00:16:47,367
- AGAINST MY WILL,
I MIGHT ADD.

295
00:16:47,409 --> 00:16:48,616
- SO WHAT DO YOU SAY,
MR. KRABS?

296
00:16:48,658 --> 00:16:49,616
WILL YOU HELP?

297
00:16:49,658 --> 00:16:51,658
WELL...

298
00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:55,533
I SUPPOSE I COULD JOIN THE CAUSE.
BUT IT'LL HAVE TO BE OUR STANDARD DEAL.

299
00:16:55,575 --> 00:16:57,159
PER HOUR?

300
00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:58,867
YOU GOT IT, KIDDO.

301
00:16:58,908 --> 00:17:01,409
- WELL, WHAT ARE WE
WAITING FOR?

302
00:17:01,450 --> 00:17:03,284
LET'S GET THIS
RESTORATION UNDERWAY.

303
00:17:16,992 --> 00:17:19,491
PERFECTLY CALIBRATED.

304
00:17:19,533 --> 00:17:20,950
OW!

305
00:17:29,075 --> 00:17:32,867
NOT A BAD BIT OF WAINSCOTTERY,
IF I DO SAY SO MESELF.

306
00:17:32,908 --> 00:17:35,200
TOUCHES ON HER.

307
00:17:36,325 --> 00:17:37,284
OH.

308
00:17:37,325 --> 00:17:40,533
HMM. HMM.

309
00:17:40,575 --> 00:17:43,867
YUP. UH-HUH.

310
00:17:45,284 --> 00:17:48,450
- UM, UH,
EXCUSE ME, EVERYONE.

311
00:17:48,491 --> 00:17:51,325
NOT TO MICROMANAGE,
OR ANYTHING,

312
00:17:51,367 --> 00:17:54,117
HOW TO BUILD A PINEAPPLE?

313
00:17:54,159 --> 00:17:56,159
- WELL, OF COURSE
WE DO, SILLY.

314
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,867
FIRSTLY, EVERY PINEAPPLE

315
00:17:58,908 --> 00:18:00,700
FIRMLY IN PLACE.

316
00:18:00,741 --> 00:18:03,409
NOT EXACTLY,
MISS CHEEKS.

317
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:05,616
TO BE MOBILE,

318
00:18:07,284 --> 00:18:09,575
TO SKIP TOWN UNEXPECTEDLY.

319
00:18:09,616 --> 00:18:10,533
WRONG.

320
00:18:11,992 --> 00:18:15,033
A SWEET, BUT TANGY FLAVOR.

321
00:18:15,075 --> 00:18:17,409
MM.

322
00:18:17,450 --> 00:18:18,741
GREAT IDEAS, BUT—

323
00:18:20,075 --> 00:18:21,741
AIN'T GONNA GET
THIS PINEAPPLE FIXED.

324
00:18:21,783 --> 00:18:22,825
GOOD POINT.

325
00:18:22,867 --> 00:18:24,908
OKAY, FELLERS,
FROM NOW ON,

326
00:18:24,950 --> 00:18:26,575
EVERYONE'S IDEAS.

327
00:18:26,616 --> 00:18:28,200
YEAH!

328
00:18:28,242 --> 00:18:30,033
- UH, THAT'S NOT EXACTLY
WHAT I HAD IN MIND, SANDY—

329
00:18:30,075 --> 00:18:32,033
- WHOA!
- FIRST THING WE GOTTA DO...

330
00:18:32,075 --> 00:18:33,616
ALL THIS OLD JUNK.

331
00:18:36,825 --> 00:18:39,616
- SANDY, MY FURNITURE
IS PERFECTLY FINE.

332
00:18:39,658 --> 00:18:42,242
HEADS UP!

333
00:18:42,284 --> 00:18:43,783
CAREFUL, BOY.

334
00:18:43,825 --> 00:18:46,700
I THOUGHT I'D INSTALL A GRILL
IN YOUR TV ROOM,

335
00:18:46,741 --> 00:18:50,200
TO BRING WORK HOME WITH YOU.

336
00:18:50,242 --> 00:18:52,367
- YEAH, BUT I LIKE
TO WATCH TV IN MY TV ROOM.

337
00:18:52,409 --> 00:18:54,992
- WELL, THIS AIN'T
THE TV ROOM ANYMORE.

338
00:18:55,033 --> 00:18:56,409
INDOOR GARDEN.

339
00:18:56,450 --> 00:18:57,908
GOES THERE.

340
00:18:57,950 --> 00:18:59,284
- OH, I KNOW.
BUT ISN'T THIS BETTER?

341
00:19:01,950 --> 00:19:04,159
- GARY, DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE
YOU'RE NOT BEING LISTENED TO?

342
00:19:05,242 --> 00:19:07,075
- SANDY, WE NEED
TO TALK.

343
00:19:07,117 --> 00:19:08,159
ABOUT THESE COLUMNS?

344
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:09,533
NICE, HUH?

345
00:19:09,575 --> 00:19:11,700
AN INTELLECTUAL FLAVOR.

346
00:19:11,741 --> 00:19:15,325
- YEAH, BUT I KIND OF LIKE
MY PINEAPPLE THE WAY IT WAS.

347
00:19:15,367 --> 00:19:16,616
I DON'T NEED

348
00:19:17,867 --> 00:19:18,867
UH, SORRY, BUDDY.

349
00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:20,159
I-I CAN'T
UNDERSTAND YOU.

350
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,658
IN YOUR MOUTH.

351
00:19:22,700 --> 00:19:24,450
- HO, HO.
KIDDO, LOOK OUT.

352
00:19:24,491 --> 00:19:26,533
I'M JUST APPLYING SOME NICE
STUCCO EXTERIOR HERE.

353
00:19:28,450 --> 00:19:30,284
I GUESS WHAT I'M TRYING
TO SAY IS...

354
00:19:30,325 --> 00:19:31,741
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG

355
00:19:31,783 --> 00:19:33,867
LIKE A PINEAPPLE.

356
00:19:35,159 --> 00:19:36,950
OH, NO, GARY.

357
00:19:36,992 --> 00:19:38,616
I STILL HAVEN'T
FED YOU.

358
00:19:38,658 --> 00:19:41,741
LET'S TAKE CARE OF THAT
RIGHT NOW, LITTLE BUDDY—

359
00:19:50,741 --> 00:19:52,700
OH, IT'S JUST NOT A HOME

360
00:19:52,741 --> 00:19:54,075
TO SLEEP UNDER.

361
00:19:54,117 --> 00:19:56,616
- SO WHAT DO YOU THINK,
SPONGEBOB?

362
00:19:56,658 --> 00:19:58,575
IT'S, UH...

363
00:19:58,616 --> 00:19:59,825
YEAH?

364
00:19:59,867 --> 00:20:00,950
IT'S, UM...

365
00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:02,783
FANTASTIC?

366
00:20:02,825 --> 00:20:04,575
IT'S, UH...

367
00:20:04,616 --> 00:20:06,033
I'M HUNGRY.

368
00:20:06,075 --> 00:20:07,741
VERY HARD...

369
00:20:07,783 --> 00:20:08,825
- WHOO-HOO!

370
00:20:08,867 --> 00:20:10,284
- WHOO!
YEE-HAW!

371
00:20:10,325 --> 00:20:12,533
- AND SINCE YOU'RE SUCH
A SATISFIED CUSTOMER,

372
00:20:12,575 --> 00:20:15,242
YOU DOUBLE.

373
00:20:15,284 --> 00:20:17,075
- GOOD JOB, FELLAS.
- GOOD WORK, LADS.

374
00:20:17,117 --> 00:20:18,117
- HUH, HUH,
I'M STARVING.

375
00:20:20,242 --> 00:20:22,700
- WELL, HERE IT IS, GARY.
OUR NEW HOME.

376
00:20:24,325 --> 00:20:26,200
MM, THIS MUST BE
PATRICK'S CONTRIBUTION

377
00:20:26,242 --> 00:20:28,825
TO THE LIVING ROOM.

378
00:20:30,409 --> 00:20:31,950
HEY, VINTAGE
CONDIMENT JUGS.

379
00:20:31,992 --> 00:20:33,033
THANK YOU,
MR. KRABS.

380
00:20:39,075 --> 00:20:42,284
YAAAAAH...

381
00:20:42,325 --> 00:20:45,825
AAH!

382
00:20:47,533 --> 00:20:50,783
GARY, WHERE'S
THE SINK? AAH!

383
00:20:50,825 --> 00:20:52,533
AAH!

384
00:21:01,741 --> 00:21:03,616
GARY, I DON'T THINK
THAT WAS A SINK.

385
00:21:04,992 --> 00:21:07,409
BATHROOM, SANDY.

386
00:21:16,950 --> 00:21:19,616
- WELL, IT ISN'T EXACTLY
"HOME SWEET PINEAPPLE,"

387
00:21:19,658 --> 00:21:21,992
IT COULD BE MUCH WORSE.

388
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,658
OVER OUR HEADS,

389
00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:27,117
ON THE TABLE.

390
00:21:27,159 --> 00:21:28,658
HEY, THAT
REMINDS ME.

391
00:21:28,700 --> 00:21:30,867
YOU STILL HAVEN'T EATEN
TODAY, HAVE YOU?

392
00:21:30,908 --> 00:21:33,700
SORRY, BUDDY,
YOU MUST BE FAMISHED.

393
00:21:37,616 --> 00:21:39,033
AAH!

394
00:21:39,075 --> 00:21:41,783
I'M UNRAVELING!

395
00:21:51,700 --> 00:21:54,908
OH, MY NECK!

396
00:21:54,950 --> 00:21:56,409
I'M GONNA BE AT
THE CHIROPRACTOR'S

397
00:21:56,450 --> 00:21:59,325
FOR A WEEK.

398
00:21:59,367 --> 00:22:03,033
- WELL, GARY, THERE'S ONLY

399
00:22:03,075 --> 00:22:04,908
THIS PLACE CONDEMNED.

400
00:22:06,783 --> 00:22:08,242
HELLO, OPERATOR?

401
00:22:08,284 --> 00:22:11,033
CITY HALL, PLEASE.
OFFICE OF BROKEN DREAMS.

402
00:22:13,033 --> 00:22:14,825
- OH, GARY,
I'M SORRY.

403
00:22:14,867 --> 00:22:16,409
HOUSE RUCKUS,

404
00:22:16,450 --> 00:22:18,325
TO FEED YOU.

405
00:22:18,367 --> 00:22:20,575
HERE YOU GO, BUDDY.

406
00:22:26,117 --> 00:22:28,867
"FURNISHED PINEAPPLE
IN A CAN."

407
00:22:28,908 --> 00:22:31,741
OH, GARY,
YOU ARE THE BEST!