1 00:00:13,787 --> 00:00:15,370 ARE YOU READY, KIDS? 2 00:00:15,412 --> 00:00:17,120 AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! 3 00:00:17,161 --> 00:00:18,453 I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 4 00:00:18,495 --> 00:00:20,453 AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! 5 00:00:25,787 --> 00:00:27,745 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 6 00:00:29,662 --> 00:00:31,453 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 7 00:00:33,870 --> 00:00:35,245 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 8 00:00:37,870 --> 00:00:39,745 - all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY? 9 00:00:39,787 --> 00:00:41,537 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 10 00:00:41,579 --> 00:00:43,704 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 11 00:00:43,745 --> 00:00:45,370 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 12 00:00:46,745 --> 00:00:49,078 SQUAREPANTS! 13 00:01:10,911 --> 00:01:12,870 ANOTHER BAG OF CHUM... 14 00:01:12,911 --> 00:01:14,662 BLECH! 15 00:01:14,704 --> 00:01:18,078 HIS HIGHNESS' DINNER REQUEST. 16 00:01:31,412 --> 00:01:34,662 ALMOST DONE! 17 00:01:34,704 --> 00:01:36,412 - HERE YA GO! EAT UP! 18 00:01:36,453 --> 00:01:37,829 WHAT'S THIS SUPPOSED TO BE? 19 00:01:37,870 --> 00:01:40,662 - CHUM SEAWEED, CHUM POT PIE, 20 00:01:40,704 --> 00:01:45,829 CHUM CON CORAL, AND CHUM TEA. ALSO KNOWN AS "DINNER." 21 00:01:45,870 --> 00:01:48,620 - KAREN, YOUR MEMORY BANKS ARE GUMMED UP AGAIN! 22 00:01:48,662 --> 00:01:50,662 CHUM POT PIE. 23 00:01:50,704 --> 00:01:53,036 I REQUESTED CHUM STIR FRY! 24 00:01:53,078 --> 00:01:55,911 - WELL, I TOLD YOU MONTHS AGO THAT MY MEMORY IS FULL, 25 00:01:55,953 --> 00:01:58,704 BUT YOU'VE BEEN TOO BUSY WITH YOUR LATEST PROJECT. 26 00:01:58,745 --> 00:02:03,995 SO TELL ME, PLANKTON, HOW DO YOU PLAN ON FAILING TO STEAL THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA THIS TIME? 27 00:02:04,036 --> 00:02:06,537 - COMPUTER WIFE, DON'T START WITH ME! 28 00:02:06,579 --> 00:02:10,203 THIS PLAN IS FOOLPROOF, I TELL YOU. FOOLPROOF! 29 00:02:11,911 --> 00:02:15,203 THE FORMULA, 30 00:02:15,245 --> 00:02:17,453 BUT I'LL BE RID OF YOUR BAD MEMORY AS WELL! 31 00:02:25,245 --> 00:02:30,911 KAREN, I WANT YOU TO MEET MY NEW COMPUTER WIFE! 32 00:02:30,953 --> 00:02:33,078 KAREN TWO! 33 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:35,287 KAREN TWO? 34 00:02:35,328 --> 00:02:37,537 I'VE BEEN... REPLACED? 35 00:02:37,579 --> 00:02:40,036 - I'M AFRAID SO. BUT CAN YOU BLAME ME? 36 00:02:40,078 --> 00:02:42,245 SHE'S GOT TRIPLE THE PROCESSING, 37 00:02:42,287 --> 00:02:46,662 ALL THE LATEST SOFTWARE, 38 00:02:46,704 --> 00:02:48,412 THE WHOLE PACKAGE! 39 00:02:48,453 --> 00:02:49,787 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 40 00:02:49,829 --> 00:02:51,579 AFTER ALL I'VE DONE FOR YOU, 41 00:02:51,620 --> 00:02:54,953 FOR THIS CHEAP PILE OF PLASTIC? 42 00:02:54,995 --> 00:02:57,161 - WELL, I HAD TO CUT COSTS SOMEWHERE. 43 00:02:57,203 --> 00:03:01,870 - WHO ARE YOU CALLING "CHEAP"? AT LEAST I DON'T RUST! 44 00:03:01,911 --> 00:03:05,203 - YOU KNOW, YOU'RE GONNA WISH YOU DELETED THAT COMMENT! 45 00:03:05,245 --> 00:03:08,120 - HEY, COME ON, BABE. DON'T TAKE IT SO HARD! 46 00:03:08,161 --> 00:03:10,161 YOU'LL FIND LOVE AGAIN. 47 00:03:10,203 --> 00:03:12,662 MAYBE YOU'LL MEET A NICE, UH, ADDING MACHINE! 48 00:03:12,704 --> 00:03:13,911 OH, THAT DOES IT! 49 00:03:16,453 --> 00:03:19,453 - OH, WHY DID I PROGRAM HER WITH A JEALOUSY SCHEDULER? 50 00:03:22,412 --> 00:03:25,287 WITH A MOLECULAR RE-ARRANGER RAY? 51 00:03:28,078 --> 00:03:32,245 - HERE'S YOUR STIR FRY, LITTLE MAN! 52 00:03:32,287 --> 00:03:35,036 - UHH, LET'S NOT DO SOMETHING WE MIGHT REGRET! 53 00:03:35,078 --> 00:03:36,537 YOU SHOULD KNOW... 54 00:03:36,579 --> 00:03:37,995 REGRET'S THE ONE THING YOU LEFT 55 00:03:38,036 --> 00:03:42,579 OUT OF MY OPERATING SYSTEM. 56 00:03:42,620 --> 00:03:44,620 HUH? WHAT HAPPENED? 57 00:03:44,662 --> 00:03:48,078 - I ACCESSED THE CHUM BUCKET'S POWER GRID, 58 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:50,911 KAREN'S POWER AT THE SOURCE. 59 00:03:50,953 --> 00:03:54,370 - HA! KAREN TWO, 60 00:03:54,412 --> 00:03:56,870 ON YOUR MOTHERBOARD! 61 00:03:56,911 --> 00:04:01,036 GOOD-BYE, KAREN CLASSIC. HELLO, KAREN TWO! 62 00:04:10,662 --> 00:04:15,036 LUCRATIVE WORKDAY, SPONGEBOB! 63 00:04:15,078 --> 00:04:16,995 YES. THE END. 64 00:04:17,036 --> 00:04:19,120 IS ALMOST TOO MUCH TO BEAR! 65 00:04:19,161 --> 00:04:21,453 - SERIOUSLY, SON, YA GOTTA LIGHTEN UP. 66 00:04:21,495 --> 00:04:22,911 WELL, GOOD NIGHT, KIDDO! 67 00:04:22,953 --> 00:04:24,745 GOOD NIGHT, SIR! 68 00:04:24,787 --> 00:04:26,203 SEE YA TOMORROW! 69 00:04:26,245 --> 00:04:28,620 - YES, SIR! SURE AS THE SEA'S WET! 70 00:04:28,662 --> 00:04:29,745 CATCH YA LATER! 71 00:04:29,787 --> 00:04:30,953 SO LONG! 72 00:04:30,995 --> 00:04:34,036 BYE-BYE! TOODLE-OOH-AHHHH! 73 00:04:34,078 --> 00:04:35,829 WHEW! 74 00:04:35,870 --> 00:04:40,662 WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME I'VE BEEN SAVED BY A PILE OF TRASH. 75 00:04:40,704 --> 00:04:43,995 - THIS ISN'T A PILE OF TRASH. IT'S A FREE COMPUTER SYSTEM! 76 00:04:44,036 --> 00:04:45,953 - FREE? 77 00:04:45,995 --> 00:04:47,787 A PERFECTLY GOOD COMPUTER? 78 00:04:47,829 --> 00:04:50,495 - JUDGING FROM OUR LOCATION, I'D SAY PLANKTON. 79 00:04:50,537 --> 00:04:52,579 - HEH. ALWAYS HAS BEEN A KNUCKLEHEAD. 80 00:04:52,620 --> 00:04:56,036 OF PLANKTON'S ELABORATE RUSES? 81 00:04:56,078 --> 00:04:59,203 - PERHAPS. BUT WHO CAN PASS UP A FREE COMPUTER? 82 00:04:59,245 --> 00:05:01,412 LET'S PLUG HER IN AND SEE WHAT SHE CAN DO! 83 00:05:05,745 --> 00:05:07,704 SHE'S LOADING UP! 84 00:05:07,745 --> 00:05:13,787 NOW LET'S SEE HOW THIS DIAL-UP THINGY WORKS HERE. 85 00:05:13,829 --> 00:05:14,870 THIS THING DOES TEXT MAILS, RIGHT? 86 00:05:14,911 --> 00:05:16,870 YEAH, I THINK SO. 87 00:05:16,911 --> 00:05:18,078 - OOH! THAT SOUNDS PROMISING. 88 00:05:20,287 --> 00:05:22,829 AAAAAH! 89 00:05:22,870 --> 00:05:24,495 TO EMOTE? 90 00:05:24,537 --> 00:05:28,579 - NO NEED TO CRY, LITTLE LADY— 91 00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:31,412 - DON'T TELL ME NOT TO CRY! 92 00:05:31,453 --> 00:05:33,036 AAAAAH! 93 00:05:33,078 --> 00:05:34,287 SHE'S MALFUNCTIONING! 94 00:05:34,328 --> 00:05:35,953 - MUST BE THE DIAL-UP THINGY! 95 00:05:35,995 --> 00:05:38,953 - YOU'RE RIGHT! MUST BE INTERFERING WITH HER CIRCUITRY! 96 00:05:40,287 --> 00:05:42,620 - OH, IT'S NOT THE DIAL-UP THINGY. 97 00:05:42,662 --> 00:05:47,120 IT'S PLANKTON! HE DUMPED ME FOR A NEWER PIECE OF HARDWARE! 98 00:05:48,537 --> 00:05:49,704 HELP ME OUT HERE, BUDDY! 99 00:05:49,745 --> 00:05:51,579 - OOF! HEY, THERE! 100 00:05:51,620 --> 00:05:53,870 DRY THOSE COMPUTER TEARS. 101 00:05:53,911 --> 00:05:55,620 I'M SURE YOU TWO WILL GET BACK TOGETHER. 102 00:05:55,662 --> 00:05:58,870 REALIZE HOW MUCH HE NEEDS YOU. 103 00:05:58,911 --> 00:06:00,995 I MEAN, YOU GUYS WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER. 104 00:06:01,036 --> 00:06:02,787 WELL, YOU WERE MADE MORE FOR HIM. 105 00:06:02,829 --> 00:06:04,328 AND MORE SPECIFICALLY, BY HIM. 106 00:06:04,370 --> 00:06:05,953 AND NOW HE'S BUILT SOMEONE 107 00:06:05,995 --> 00:06:07,203 WHO'S BETTER IN EVERY WAY. 108 00:06:07,245 --> 00:06:08,662 THAT'S NO— WHAT WAS MY POINT AGAIN? 109 00:06:08,704 --> 00:06:12,370 YOU MEN ARE ALL ALIKE! 110 00:06:14,453 --> 00:06:15,829 - WAIT! WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 111 00:06:15,870 --> 00:06:18,995 SMOOTH, SPONGEBOB. REAL SMOOTH. 112 00:06:19,036 --> 00:06:21,745 LET'S TALK THIS OUT! 113 00:06:21,787 --> 00:06:23,870 - CAREFUL, MR. KRABS. THIS COULD STILL BE A RUSE. 114 00:06:23,911 --> 00:06:25,787 KAREN'S LOYALTY MAY STILL BE WITH PLANKTON. 115 00:06:25,829 --> 00:06:29,203 - SPONGEBOB, WHAT PART OF "FREE COMPUTER" 116 00:06:29,245 --> 00:06:31,203 ARE YOU NOT UNDERSTANDING? 117 00:06:33,287 --> 00:06:35,036 TONIGHT WE CELEBRATE. 118 00:06:35,078 --> 00:06:39,537 AND TOMORROW THE SECRET FORMULA! 119 00:06:39,579 --> 00:06:43,662 - I DON'T EVER WANT TO SEE THAT LOWLIFE AGAIN AS LONG AS I LIVE! 120 00:06:43,704 --> 00:06:46,704 GOOD-BYE, YOU MISERABLE LITTLE BUG! 121 00:06:46,745 --> 00:06:48,245 WELL, IN THAT CASE... 122 00:06:48,287 --> 00:06:49,911 WELCOME ABOARD! 123 00:06:49,953 --> 00:06:51,787 - ALL RIGHT! - YEE-HA! 124 00:06:51,829 --> 00:06:54,287 - YEAH! WHOO-HOO - YAY! 125 00:07:00,453 --> 00:07:01,995 HUH? 126 00:07:02,036 --> 00:07:04,537 - WELCOME TO THE KRUSTY KRAB! MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER? 127 00:07:04,579 --> 00:07:06,662 - MY ORDER? 128 00:07:06,704 --> 00:07:09,245 THE LAST COMPANY TEXTMAIL. 129 00:07:11,453 --> 00:07:13,078 FROM NOW ON, MR. SQUIDWARD. 130 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:15,203 SHE'S EFFICIENT, AND, MORE IMPORTANTLY, 131 00:07:15,245 --> 00:07:17,620 I DON'T HAVE TO PAY HER. 132 00:07:17,662 --> 00:07:20,829 - SO I'M FIRED? NO MORE TAKING ORDERS? 133 00:07:20,870 --> 00:07:23,120 WITH CUSTOMERS? 134 00:07:23,161 --> 00:07:25,412 NO MORE SPONGEBOB? 135 00:07:25,453 --> 00:07:28,203 I'M FREE! I'M FREE! I'M FREE! 136 00:07:28,245 --> 00:07:30,453 WHOO! 137 00:07:30,495 --> 00:07:32,995 NOT SO FAST, MR. SQUIDWARD. 138 00:07:35,203 --> 00:07:37,245 - HI, THERE. 139 00:07:37,287 --> 00:07:38,995 AND A SIDE OF CORAL BITS, PLEASE? 140 00:07:39,036 --> 00:07:42,829 - YOU'LL GET YOUR KRABBY PATTY WHEN I'M GOOD AND READY! 141 00:07:42,870 --> 00:07:47,537 SORRY, I'M JUST GOING THROUGH A LOT EMOTIONALLY RIGHT NOW. 142 00:07:47,579 --> 00:07:49,036 - WELL, YOU KNOW 143 00:07:49,078 --> 00:07:50,036 IF I'M FEELING DOWN? 144 00:07:50,078 --> 00:07:52,161 YOUR HARD DRIVE? 145 00:07:52,203 --> 00:07:53,995 NO. 146 00:07:54,036 --> 00:07:55,911 PUTTING IN A HARD DAY'S WORK 147 00:07:55,953 --> 00:07:58,995 IN THE WORLD—THE KRUSTY KRAB! 148 00:08:05,579 --> 00:08:09,245 - HEY! WHAT'S THE HOLD UP, KAREN TWO? 149 00:08:09,287 --> 00:08:12,120 THAT SECRET FORMULA'S NOT GONNA STEAL ITSELF, YOU KNOW! 150 00:08:12,161 --> 00:08:14,579 - I'M TRYING TO OPEN THE DOOR! 151 00:08:14,620 --> 00:08:18,078 YOU DIDN'T EXACTLY DESIGN ME WITH ARMS, YOU KNOW. 152 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:21,620 - YES, I SUPPOSE THAT'S TRUE. ALL RIGHT, I GOT THIS. 153 00:08:21,662 --> 00:08:24,537 WHAT'S SHE DOING HERE? 154 00:08:24,579 --> 00:08:27,953 KAREN? WORKING AT THE KRUSTY KRAB? 155 00:08:27,995 --> 00:08:29,829 WHAT THE—OOF! 156 00:08:34,662 --> 00:08:37,911 - WELL, IF IT ISN'T LITTLE MISS HOMEWRECKER. 157 00:08:37,953 --> 00:08:41,704 - AND IF IT ISN'T THE WASHED-UP ANALOG HAS-BEEN. 158 00:08:41,745 --> 00:08:45,120 - ANALOG? WHO YOU CALLIN' ANALOG? 159 00:08:45,161 --> 00:08:49,412 - I SEE YOU'VE TAKEN YOUR PROPER ROLE AS A CASH MACHINE! 160 00:08:49,453 --> 00:08:51,829 - AT LEAST I DON'T LOOK 161 00:08:51,870 --> 00:08:55,245 VACUUM CLEANER! 162 00:08:55,287 --> 00:08:58,370 - WELL, AT LEAST I CAN SAY I WAS DESIGNED. 163 00:08:58,412 --> 00:09:01,328 WHY, I OUGHTA— 164 00:09:01,370 --> 00:09:03,787 YOU RUSTY BUCKET OF BOLTS! 165 00:09:03,829 --> 00:09:06,245 YOU GLORIFIED TOASTER OVEN! 166 00:09:06,287 --> 00:09:08,078 FOR A HOUSEWIFE! 167 00:09:11,537 --> 00:09:12,745 HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 168 00:09:12,787 --> 00:09:14,662 - I DON'T KNOW, BUT MY MONEY'S 169 00:09:14,704 --> 00:09:16,620 ON THE ONE WITH THE CHROME BACKSIDE. 170 00:09:16,662 --> 00:09:19,829 - EXCUSE ME, DID YOU SAY "MONEY"? 171 00:09:21,036 --> 00:09:23,036 OF THE CENTURY, 172 00:09:23,078 --> 00:09:27,911 WHERE, FOR ONLY $5.99 PLUS THE PURCHASE OF TWO KRABBY PATTIES, 173 00:09:31,161 --> 00:09:34,995 INTEGRATED CIRCUITS... 174 00:09:35,036 --> 00:09:37,870 YOUR MOTHERBOARD RATTLED! 175 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:42,245 AND DIODES? 176 00:09:42,287 --> 00:09:44,662 - YOU'RE ABOUT TO HAVE YOUR COOKIES CRUMBLED! 177 00:09:44,704 --> 00:09:45,662 BRING IT! 178 00:09:47,787 --> 00:09:52,078 - WAIT, THIS ISN'T GETTING ME ANY CLOSER TO THE FORMULA. 179 00:09:56,620 --> 00:09:59,287 - THAT'LL DEFRAG YOUR ALGORITHMS! 180 00:09:59,328 --> 00:10:00,995 - OW! - PLANKTON? 181 00:10:01,036 --> 00:10:03,787 OWW... 182 00:10:06,537 --> 00:10:08,412 STOP! HE'S HURT! 183 00:10:08,453 --> 00:10:11,078 - YOU'RE THROWING IN THE TOWEL? 184 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:13,953 HOMEPAGE-WRECKING HUSSY! 185 00:10:21,328 --> 00:10:25,078 NO ONE RUNS DOWN MY MAN! 186 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:27,203 PLANKY? SAY SOMETHING. 187 00:10:27,245 --> 00:10:30,829 TAKE ME HOME, BABY. 188 00:10:30,870 --> 00:10:33,245 - EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE A TINY GREEN LOSER, 189 00:10:33,287 --> 00:10:35,953 I COULD NEVER STAY... 190 00:10:35,995 --> 00:10:39,953 MAD... AT... YOU. 191 00:10:45,370 --> 00:10:47,328 KAREN! 192 00:10:47,370 --> 00:10:49,161 DON'T YOU LEAVE ME, KAREN! 193 00:10:49,203 --> 00:10:50,537 NOT AGAIN! 194 00:10:57,412 --> 00:10:59,328 I HOPE THIS WORKS...! 195 00:10:59,370 --> 00:11:01,787 OH, KAREN, PLEASE WAKE UP! 196 00:11:01,829 --> 00:11:04,870 FOR GRANTED AGAIN! 197 00:11:07,995 --> 00:11:09,870 WHAT HAPPENED? 198 00:11:09,911 --> 00:11:12,579 - I HAD A REALITY CHECK, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED. 199 00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:21,161 - COME ON, LET'S GO HOME TO THE CHUM BUCKET, HONEY. 200 00:11:21,203 --> 00:11:26,120 - I HAD THE STRANGEST DREAM! I DREAMT THERE WERE TWO OF ME! 201 00:11:26,161 --> 00:11:29,620 - TWO OF YOU? WELL, THAT IS STRANGE... 202 00:11:35,453 --> 00:11:38,203 - OH, GREAT! THERE GOES ME REVENUE. 203 00:11:38,245 --> 00:11:39,745 WHAT AM I GONNA DO NOW? 204 00:11:39,787 --> 00:11:42,579 - WELL, WE COULD REBUILD KAREN TWO! 205 00:11:42,620 --> 00:11:45,245 WELCOME TO THE KRUSTY KRAB. 206 00:11:45,287 --> 00:11:47,870 MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER? BEEP, BEEP. 207 00:11:47,911 --> 00:11:51,161 - KEEP IT UP, MR. SQUIDWARD. THE KIDS LOVE ROBOTS! 208 00:11:51,203 --> 00:11:54,870 - OH, WHAT I WOULDN'T DO TO HAVE MY FACE IN A TOILET RIGHT NOW. 209 00:12:14,953 --> 00:12:17,161 - SPONGEBOB! WHY DON'T YOU MOP YOUR WAY OVER 210 00:12:17,203 --> 00:12:20,120 TO THE KITCHEN? WE NEED ANOTHER KRABBY PATTY. 211 00:12:20,161 --> 00:12:20,911 SURE THING! 212 00:12:29,995 --> 00:12:32,036 WHAT'S THAT? 213 00:12:32,078 --> 00:12:33,870 PERFECTION. 214 00:12:33,911 --> 00:12:35,579 I DON'T THINK SO. 215 00:12:38,328 --> 00:12:40,453 YOU USED TOO MUCH MUSTARD! 216 00:12:40,495 --> 00:12:42,245 - BUT, MR. KRABS— 217 00:12:42,287 --> 00:12:46,829 - YOU OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T USE YOUR HYDRAULIC MUSTARD GAUGE! 218 00:12:48,829 --> 00:12:50,787 FROM SEEDS? 219 00:12:50,829 --> 00:12:53,370 OH, AT THIS RATE, I'LL BE BROKE IN... 220 00:12:53,412 --> 00:12:56,120 - 411 YEARS! - REALLY? 221 00:12:56,161 --> 00:12:57,870 YOUR SKILLS ARE RUSTY. 222 00:12:57,911 --> 00:12:59,745 YOU'RE NOT YOUR USUAL SHARP SELF! 223 00:12:59,787 --> 00:13:02,078 THIS MORNING? 224 00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:05,453 - YES, I HAD A CUP OF SEA KELP AND A NEPTUNE MUFFIN. 225 00:13:05,495 --> 00:13:08,161 - HMM, WELL, WHAT ABOUT SLEEP, YOUNG MAN? 226 00:13:08,203 --> 00:13:09,829 DID YOU GET ENOUGH SLEEP? 227 00:13:09,870 --> 00:13:12,245 LATER THAN USUAL. 228 00:13:12,287 --> 00:13:14,328 - THAT'S IT! YOU'RE AN INSOMNIAC! 229 00:13:14,370 --> 00:13:16,161 - AN INSOMNI-WHAT? 230 00:13:16,203 --> 00:13:18,161 - YOU'RE A PERSON THAT CAN'T SLEEP! 231 00:13:18,203 --> 00:13:21,287 IF YOU CAN'T GET ENOUGH SLEEP, YOUR MIND STARTS TO GO! 232 00:13:21,328 --> 00:13:22,453 OH! 233 00:13:22,495 --> 00:13:24,745 - HERE. COME ON, BOY. 234 00:13:24,787 --> 00:13:29,328 NOW COOK! AH! AHA! I KNEW IT! 235 00:13:29,370 --> 00:13:32,829 SIDE, INSTEAD OF STRAIGHT UP! 236 00:13:32,870 --> 00:13:35,495 WHAT ARE YOU TRYIN' TO DO? SABOTAGE ME? 237 00:13:37,370 --> 00:13:41,370 NOW YOU GO HOME AND GET SOME REST! - OH, BUT, SIR, I CAN'T MISS WORK AT THE KRUSTY KRAB! 238 00:13:41,412 --> 00:13:42,787 "MISS WORK"? 239 00:13:42,829 --> 00:13:45,412 IF YOU KEEP MAKIN' MISTAKES LIKE THAT, BOYO, 240 00:13:45,453 --> 00:13:47,870 THERE WILL BE NO KRUSTY KRAB! 241 00:13:47,911 --> 00:13:49,787 NO KRUSTY KRAB? 242 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,620 - THAT'S RIGHT! NOW GET! - YES, SIR! 243 00:13:52,662 --> 00:13:54,036 TOMORROW. 244 00:13:54,078 --> 00:13:56,579 AFTER A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP. 245 00:13:56,620 --> 00:13:58,953 I JUST DON'T GET IT, GARY. 246 00:13:58,995 --> 00:14:00,870 I DON'T USUALLY HAVE A PROBLEM SLEEPING. 247 00:14:00,911 --> 00:14:04,245 DO I? 248 00:14:04,287 --> 00:14:06,412 WELL, I AM NOT GOING 249 00:14:06,453 --> 00:14:07,787 LIKE TODAY'S TO HAPPEN AGAIN. 250 00:14:07,829 --> 00:14:09,787 I AM GOING STRAIGHT TO BED. 251 00:14:12,412 --> 00:14:14,870 THIS PILLOW IS HARD AS A ROCK! 252 00:14:19,995 --> 00:14:22,036 OH, WHAT TO DO? 253 00:14:23,328 --> 00:14:24,662 YOU'RE RIGHT, GARY. 254 00:14:24,704 --> 00:14:26,245 RIGHT TO SLEEP! 255 00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:31,787 AHH. 256 00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:32,829 NOW THAT SHOULD DO THE TRICK. 257 00:14:44,745 --> 00:14:48,036 BOY, IT SURE IS QUIET AROUND HERE! 258 00:14:48,078 --> 00:14:50,579 BEFORE I HAVE TO GO TO WORK. 259 00:14:50,620 --> 00:14:52,453 COME ON, SPONGEBOB, YOU CAN DO THIS. 260 00:14:52,495 --> 00:14:55,453 4 HOURS, 59 MINUTES, 50 SECONDS! 261 00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:58,036 4 HOURS, 59 MINUTES, 45 SECONDS! 262 00:14:58,078 --> 00:15:00,995 4 HOURS, 59 MINUTES, 41 SECONDS! 263 00:15:01,036 --> 00:15:03,620 WHAT IF I DON'T GET TO SLEEP AT ALL? 264 00:15:03,662 --> 00:15:06,120 OH, MR. KRABS WAS RIGHT. 265 00:15:06,161 --> 00:15:08,495 I AM AN INSOMNIAC. 266 00:15:08,537 --> 00:15:11,161 WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 267 00:15:11,203 --> 00:15:14,328 I NEED SOME HELP! 268 00:15:16,953 --> 00:15:18,870 PATRICK? 269 00:15:25,704 --> 00:15:26,745 PATRICK! WAKE UP! 270 00:15:26,787 --> 00:15:28,161 - UH-HUH? 271 00:15:31,704 --> 00:15:36,036 MMM... SPONGE CAKE. 272 00:15:36,078 --> 00:15:38,620 - OW! NEVER MIND THAT, PATRICK. 273 00:15:38,662 --> 00:15:41,745 I NEED YOUR HELP DESPERATELY! I'M AN INSOMNIAC! 274 00:15:41,787 --> 00:15:43,161 I NEED TO SLEEP! 275 00:15:43,203 --> 00:15:46,911 - SAY NO MORE, BUDDY! I KNOW JUST THE THING. 276 00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:55,078 GET COMFY! 277 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,495 OH, BOY, A BEDTIME STORY! 278 00:16:03,203 --> 00:16:05,120 OKAY. 279 00:16:05,161 --> 00:16:08,620 "ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A SLEEPY LITTLE BOY..." 280 00:16:08,662 --> 00:16:09,953 YAY! 281 00:16:09,995 --> 00:16:11,370 "THE SLEEPY LITTLE BOY 282 00:16:11,412 --> 00:16:13,870 IN ALL THE KINGDOM..." 283 00:16:13,911 --> 00:16:15,120 SOUNDS LIKE ME. 284 00:16:15,161 --> 00:16:17,745 - "ONE NIGHT, 285 00:16:17,787 --> 00:16:20,662 - FOR A LONG SLUMBER..." - SLUMBER... 286 00:16:20,704 --> 00:16:23,911 - "... AND SIR CECIL, THE SEA SLEEP KING, 287 00:16:23,953 --> 00:16:26,995 WITH MYSTICAL SLEEPY DUST." 288 00:16:27,036 --> 00:16:29,120 OH, THANK YOU, SIR CECIL. 289 00:16:29,161 --> 00:16:31,203 - "HE COULDN'T HAVE BEEN COZIER... 290 00:16:31,245 --> 00:16:34,078 "WHEN, WITHOUT WARNING, 291 00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:37,036 "AN EXCITABLE SEA TROLL BURST THROUGH THE WINDOW! 292 00:16:37,078 --> 00:16:39,995 "'WAKEY! WAKEY! SLEEPY-DOO!' HE BELLOWED. 293 00:16:40,036 --> 00:16:42,745 "THEN SUDDENLY 294 00:16:42,787 --> 00:16:46,579 INTO THE NIGHT SKY!" 295 00:16:46,620 --> 00:16:47,911 - PATRICK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 296 00:16:47,953 --> 00:16:50,412 WAS THAT ANYWAY? 297 00:16:50,453 --> 00:16:53,911 - IT'S CALLED THE LAND OF PERPETUAL EXCITEMENT. 298 00:16:53,953 --> 00:16:57,120 YOU KNOW, IT'S A "GET OUT OF BED" STORY. 299 00:16:57,161 --> 00:16:58,495 - PATRICK, I'M TRYING TO GO TO SLEEP. 300 00:16:58,537 --> 00:17:01,287 OH, RIGHT. 301 00:17:01,328 --> 00:17:05,203 I KNOW! I'LL SING YOU A LULLABY FROM MY CHILDHOOD! 302 00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:20,579 - UM, PATRICK, I— - ♪ GET UP! DON'T LIE DOWN! 303 00:17:24,495 --> 00:17:25,995 - PATRICK, THIS— 304 00:17:29,745 --> 00:17:31,120 - IT'S A CATCHY LITTLE DITTY, PAT— 305 00:17:32,495 --> 00:17:34,787 - AN EXCELLENT NUMBER, BUT— 306 00:17:38,579 --> 00:17:40,287 - PATRICK! THIS ISN'T HELPING EITHER. 307 00:17:40,328 --> 00:17:42,036 - WELL, WHAT AM I— 308 00:17:42,078 --> 00:17:44,036 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME. 309 00:17:44,078 --> 00:17:48,953 IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE A MAGIC WAND TO WAVE. 310 00:17:48,995 --> 00:17:51,953 OR DO I? 311 00:17:51,995 --> 00:17:53,328 OH, BARNACLES 312 00:17:53,370 --> 00:17:54,870 HOCUS, KROCUS! 313 00:17:54,911 --> 00:17:56,036 - PATRICK, GET SERIOUS, PLEASE. 314 00:17:56,078 --> 00:17:57,704 - ABRA-ZAP-TABRA! 315 00:17:57,745 --> 00:17:59,161 YOUR EFFORTS, 316 00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:01,078 BUT I GOTTA TRY SOMETHING ELSE, BUDDY, 'KAY? 317 00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:03,495 - SPONGEBOB, I SEE YOU'RE SERIOUS ABOUT THIS NOW. 318 00:18:03,537 --> 00:18:05,412 I DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO DO THIS, 319 00:18:05,453 --> 00:18:08,036 BUT I'M GONNA LET YOU IN ON A LITTLE FAMILY SECRET. 320 00:18:08,078 --> 00:18:12,787 FROM SEVERE TOE BARNACLES. 321 00:18:17,078 --> 00:18:18,453 FOR JUST SUCH AN EMERGENCY. 322 00:18:18,495 --> 00:18:20,036 DRINK UP. 323 00:18:20,078 --> 00:18:21,495 OKAY. 324 00:18:21,537 --> 00:18:25,328 PATRICK, HOW IS THIS GOING TO HEL— - DRINK IT! 325 00:18:25,370 --> 00:18:28,328 - HEY, THAT WASN'T TOO BAD. WHAT WAS IT? - COFFEE. 326 00:18:28,370 --> 00:18:31,161 - C-C-C-C-COFFEE? 327 00:18:31,203 --> 00:18:33,995 FOR THE LAST TIME, PATRICK, I AM TRYING TO GO TO SLEEP! 328 00:18:34,036 --> 00:18:35,161 - OOPS. - UH-OH. 329 00:18:35,203 --> 00:18:37,453 FEELING JITTERY, 330 00:18:37,495 --> 00:18:39,537 HEART P-POUNDING, 331 00:18:39,579 --> 00:18:41,495 TEETH GRINDING... 332 00:18:44,911 --> 00:18:46,120 UH-OH! 333 00:18:52,036 --> 00:18:55,620 NO! NO! STOP! WE GOTTA GO TO SLEEP! 334 00:18:55,662 --> 00:18:57,579 WELL, I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE 335 00:18:57,620 --> 00:18:59,911 WITH MY WEARY BRAIN. 336 00:18:59,953 --> 00:19:01,787 - WAKEY! WAKEY! SLEEPY-DOO! 337 00:19:01,829 --> 00:19:04,370 - AAGH! A SEA TROLL! HUH? 338 00:19:05,495 --> 00:19:06,995 JUST A SHRUB. 339 00:19:07,036 --> 00:19:08,453 KEEP GOING TILL YOU CRASH, SPONGEBOB. 340 00:19:10,953 --> 00:19:12,662 SPONGEBOB? 341 00:19:12,704 --> 00:19:14,995 WHY DID YOU DRINK ME? 342 00:19:15,036 --> 00:19:18,328 - I'M SORRY, MR. WARM MILK. YOU JUST TASTED SO GOOD! 343 00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:25,579 NOT TALKING TO YOU. 344 00:19:27,787 --> 00:19:31,495 - WHY, SPONGEBOB? WHY? 345 00:19:33,620 --> 00:19:36,704 - STOP WASTIN' ALL ME MUSTARD, BOYO! 346 00:19:39,370 --> 00:19:43,287 - ME PROFITS! ME PROFITS! 347 00:19:56,537 --> 00:20:00,120 MR. KRABS IS GONNA BE UPSET! 348 00:20:14,161 --> 00:20:18,078 SPONGE... CAKE. 349 00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:31,787 WHAT'S THIS? ANOTHER VISION? 350 00:20:31,829 --> 00:20:33,579 OH, WHY? WHY? 351 00:20:33,620 --> 00:20:37,953 PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, LET ME SLEEP FOR JUST FIVE MINUTES! 352 00:20:37,995 --> 00:20:40,870 - DO NOT DESPAIR, MY CHILD! 353 00:20:40,911 --> 00:20:42,745 HUH? 354 00:20:42,787 --> 00:20:45,662 SIR CECIL, THE SEA SLEEP KING? 355 00:20:45,704 --> 00:20:49,787 AND SLUMBER... 356 00:20:51,161 --> 00:20:53,453 WITH SOME MAGIC DUST. 357 00:20:56,453 --> 00:20:59,370 - IT'S GETTING ALL SLEEPISH AROUND HERE... 358 00:20:59,412 --> 00:21:02,120 OH, THANK YOU, SIR CECIL! 359 00:21:02,161 --> 00:21:04,453 HUH? HEY! 360 00:21:04,495 --> 00:21:06,495 SOME SHUT-EYE! 361 00:21:06,537 --> 00:21:08,995 NOW TO PREPARE FOR WORK. 362 00:21:09,036 --> 00:21:10,787 PERFECT. 363 00:21:10,829 --> 00:21:11,870 EHHH. 364 00:21:11,911 --> 00:21:13,745 BYE, GARY. 365 00:21:16,953 --> 00:21:18,537 BOYO? 366 00:21:18,579 --> 00:21:20,579 EHHH... 367 00:21:20,620 --> 00:21:22,078 SPONGEBOB! 368 00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:24,579 - HUH? OH, YES, 369 00:21:24,620 --> 00:21:26,911 FOR SLEEPY AND TIRED. 370 00:21:31,995 --> 00:21:35,203 EW, YOUR STINKING LIKE A SWABBIE'S SHORT PANTS 371 00:21:35,245 --> 00:21:36,620 AFTER A CLAM DIG. 372 00:21:36,662 --> 00:21:38,704 YOU SURE YOU DIDN'T FORGET SOMETHING, BOY? 373 00:21:38,745 --> 00:21:41,995 - FORGET... OH! RIGHT. RIGHT, MR. KRABS! 374 00:21:42,036 --> 00:21:45,620 HOW COULD I BE SO FORGETFUL... 375 00:21:45,662 --> 00:21:47,203 THAT'S MY BOY! 376 00:21:47,245 --> 00:21:49,120 WHAT THE BARNACLES? 377 00:21:49,161 --> 00:21:53,036 THEIR HANDS BEFORE COOKING. 378 00:21:53,078 --> 00:21:54,787 OH, THAT'S NICE. 379 00:21:54,829 --> 00:21:55,995 THAT AIN'T THE SINK, KIDDO! 380 00:21:56,036 --> 00:21:57,745 I KNOW, I KNOW. 381 00:21:57,787 --> 00:22:02,036 TO NAP. 382 00:22:02,078 --> 00:22:03,787 ME MUSTARD! 383 00:22:03,829 --> 00:22:07,203 YOU DIDN'T HEED MY WORDS, DID YA? 384 00:22:07,245 --> 00:22:10,953 YA COULDN'T BE BOTHERED TO GET SOME SHUT-EYE, COULD YA? 385 00:22:10,995 --> 00:22:13,245 I'M SORRY, MR. KRABS. 386 00:22:13,287 --> 00:22:16,745 I TRIED! I REALLY, REALLY TRIED! 387 00:22:16,787 --> 00:22:19,495 GOT THE BEST OF ME! 388 00:22:21,953 --> 00:22:24,704 - NOW HE'S CRYING AWAY ME MUSTARD! 389 00:22:24,745 --> 00:22:28,953 THAT'S ENOUGH, BOY! ME PROFITS! 390 00:22:28,995 --> 00:22:31,579 - HUH? 391 00:22:31,620 --> 00:22:34,370 - YOU'RE CRYING THE PERFECT AMOUNT! 392 00:22:34,412 --> 00:22:35,787 HOLD IT, BOYO. 393 00:22:35,829 --> 00:22:38,120 YOU'RE A NATURAL-BORN MUSTARD DISPENSER! 394 00:22:38,161 --> 00:22:39,203 IS THAT A GOOD THING? 395 00:22:39,245 --> 00:22:40,911 UH... 396 00:22:40,953 --> 00:22:44,662 OH, NO, NO, BOY. IT'S—IT'S TERRIBLE! 397 00:22:48,995 --> 00:22:51,245 JUST TERRIBLE! 398 00:22:51,287 --> 00:22:54,245 BEST DAY AT WORK EVER.