1 00:00:21,215 --> 00:00:23,965 MY, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY 2 00:00:24,007 --> 00:00:26,381 IT IS OUTSIDE. 3 00:00:26,423 --> 00:00:29,757 TOO BAD I'M COOPED UP HERE INSIDE THE KRUSTY KRAB. 4 00:00:29,799 --> 00:00:32,840 - WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO, SQUIDWARD? 5 00:00:32,882 --> 00:00:36,340 ON A NICE, SUNNY DAY. 6 00:00:36,381 --> 00:00:38,173 - AW, LOOK AT IT THIS WAY, SQUIDWARD. 7 00:00:38,215 --> 00:00:42,131 - THINGS COULD ALWAYS BE WORSE. - WORSE? HOW? 8 00:00:42,173 --> 00:00:43,423 WELL, UH... 9 00:00:45,465 --> 00:00:48,799 - YOU COULD BE SICK. - SICK? IS THAT REALLY ANY WORSE? 10 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:51,049 BEING SICK IS AWFUL! 11 00:00:51,090 --> 00:00:54,548 THE ACHES, THE RUNNY NOSE, AND THE FEVER ARE BAD ENOUGH. 12 00:00:54,590 --> 00:00:56,256 BUT THAT'S NOT EVEN THE WORST PART. 13 00:00:56,298 --> 00:00:57,423 - OH, REALLY? - NO! 14 00:01:00,256 --> 00:01:01,715 HERE AT THE KRUSTY KRAB. 15 00:01:01,757 --> 00:01:05,256 KRUSTY KRAB, KRUSTY KRAB, KRUSTY KRAB. 16 00:01:05,298 --> 00:01:07,632 SQUIDWARD? 17 00:01:07,673 --> 00:01:09,256 - SQUIDWARD! - WHAT? 18 00:01:09,298 --> 00:01:13,840 OH, SPONGEBOB, I'M SUDDENLY NOT FEELING VERY WELL. 19 00:01:15,465 --> 00:01:17,548 - WHAT'S THE MATTER? - WELL, UH, LET'S SEE. 20 00:01:17,590 --> 00:01:20,007 UH, I'VE GOT A SCRATCHY THROAT, UM... 21 00:01:20,049 --> 00:01:21,590 UH... DRY MOUTH, 22 00:01:21,632 --> 00:01:23,673 AND, UM... 23 00:01:23,715 --> 00:01:26,548 MY EYES ARE ITCHY. 24 00:01:26,590 --> 00:01:28,799 - SQUIDWARD, WHAT COULD IT BE? - I'M NOT SURE. 25 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:33,007 WITH A DREADED ILLNESS. 26 00:01:33,049 --> 00:01:35,632 - AAH! WHAT IS THE NAME OF THIS HORRIBLE ILLNESS? 27 00:01:35,673 --> 00:01:40,298 - NAME? OH, UM, UH, 28 00:01:40,340 --> 00:01:42,548 SQUID'S DISEASE. 29 00:01:42,590 --> 00:01:44,423 - WHAT? - SQUID'S DISEASE. 30 00:01:44,465 --> 00:01:46,007 - WHAT? - SQUID'S DISEASE! 31 00:01:46,049 --> 00:01:47,840 SQUIDWARD. 32 00:01:47,882 --> 00:01:50,423 IS AFFECTING YOUR TEMPER. 33 00:01:50,465 --> 00:01:52,381 SPONGEBOB? 34 00:01:52,423 --> 00:01:54,799 SPONGEBOB! WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK THERE? 35 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:57,840 OF BAD NEWS, SQUIDWARD, 36 00:02:00,340 --> 00:02:02,049 WOULD PROBABLY BE TO... 37 00:02:02,090 --> 00:02:04,882 UNTIL YOU'RE FULLY RECOVERED. 38 00:02:04,924 --> 00:02:08,465 - WELL, SPONGEBOB, I THINK YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT. 39 00:02:08,507 --> 00:02:10,757 I'M SO SORRY, SQUIDWARD. 40 00:02:10,799 --> 00:02:14,965 - WELL, I—I BETTER GO BREAK THE NEWS TO MR. KRABS. 41 00:02:18,049 --> 00:02:19,215 YOU'RE SICK? 42 00:02:19,256 --> 00:02:21,715 - HMM. 43 00:02:21,757 --> 00:02:24,298 WELL, YOU DON'T LOOK ANY SICKER THAN YOU USUALLY DO. 44 00:02:24,340 --> 00:02:25,882 YOU KNOW WHAT? 45 00:02:27,465 --> 00:02:29,215 JUST TO BE SURE. 46 00:02:29,256 --> 00:02:31,465 - THE WHAT? - NOW OPEN WIDE! 47 00:02:31,507 --> 00:02:33,215 WAHHH. 48 00:02:33,256 --> 00:02:35,799 TONGUE LOOKS FINE. 49 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:37,840 EYES, CHECK. 50 00:02:39,131 --> 00:02:40,924 - OW! - FOREHEAD FEELS NORMAL. 51 00:02:40,965 --> 00:02:45,840 NOW LET'S SEE THOSE KNEECAPS. 52 00:02:45,882 --> 00:02:48,840 REFLEXES A LITTLE SLOW, BUT I'D EXPECT THAT FROM YOU. 53 00:02:48,882 --> 00:02:50,256 WONDERFUL. 54 00:02:50,298 --> 00:02:52,799 - WELL, MR. SQUIDWARD, IN MY EXPERT OPINION, 55 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:55,007 YOU LOOK FIT AS A FIDDLE. 56 00:02:55,049 --> 00:02:57,507 - BUT MR. KRABS! - MR. KRABS NOTHING! 57 00:02:57,548 --> 00:02:59,757 - BUT I— - MR. KRABS NOTHING! 58 00:02:59,799 --> 00:03:03,131 - BUT-BUT— - MR. KRABS NOTHING! 59 00:03:03,173 --> 00:03:04,632 JUST GO AHEAD. I'M GONNA KEEP SAYING IT. 60 00:03:04,673 --> 00:03:06,340 THE CUSTOMERS? 61 00:03:06,381 --> 00:03:08,256 YOU DON'T WANT THEM TO GET SICK, DO YOU? 62 00:03:08,298 --> 00:03:10,049 NO. 63 00:03:10,090 --> 00:03:11,882 AND I DON'T WANT THEM TO GET HUNGRY EITHER. 64 00:03:11,924 --> 00:03:13,965 SO STEP TO IT, MR. SQUIDWARD! 65 00:03:14,007 --> 00:03:18,090 OH, YEAH, AND GET WELL SOON. 66 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:23,840 - I'M STARVING. 67 00:03:23,882 --> 00:03:25,381 - SPONGEBOB, 68 00:03:25,423 --> 00:03:27,381 OUT TO TABLE THREE, PLEASE? 69 00:03:27,423 --> 00:03:28,840 RIGHT AWAY, SQUIDWARD. 70 00:03:28,882 --> 00:03:30,548 SPONGEBOB. 71 00:03:30,590 --> 00:03:33,924 TURN AROUND, PLEASE. 72 00:03:33,965 --> 00:03:37,256 - YES? 73 00:03:37,298 --> 00:03:39,632 SUPPOSED TO BE? 74 00:03:39,673 --> 00:03:41,381 - THIS? OH, IT'S A NUMBER TWO. 75 00:03:41,423 --> 00:03:42,590 KRABBY PATTY WITH CHEESE, MEDIUM DRINK, REGULAR— 76 00:03:42,632 --> 00:03:43,757 NOT THAT, NOT THAT. 77 00:03:43,799 --> 00:03:45,340 THE THING ON YOUR FACE. 78 00:03:45,381 --> 00:03:47,298 - OH, THIS. - YES. 79 00:03:47,340 --> 00:03:49,381 - OH, THIS IS JUST 80 00:03:51,131 --> 00:03:52,256 WHICH, IN THIS CASE, 81 00:03:53,924 --> 00:03:56,256 AND BACTERIAS. 82 00:03:56,298 --> 00:03:57,256 AAH! 83 00:03:57,298 --> 00:04:02,381 - HHHHI, SPOOOONGEBAHHHB! 84 00:04:02,423 --> 00:04:03,715 HELLO, SQUIDWARD. 85 00:04:03,757 --> 00:04:05,965 - COULD I SEE THAT? - UM, ACTUALLY, NO. 86 00:04:06,007 --> 00:04:10,215 SO VERY INTERE-EH-EH-EH... 87 00:04:10,256 --> 00:04:13,090 AH-CHOO! RESTING. 88 00:04:13,131 --> 00:04:16,007 WAHHHH! 89 00:04:16,049 --> 00:04:18,465 MR. KRABS! 90 00:04:18,507 --> 00:04:20,715 - NEPTUNE'S KNEE-HIGHS, LAD! 91 00:04:20,757 --> 00:04:22,882 TO REMIND YOU TO KNOCK? 92 00:04:22,924 --> 00:04:25,298 MR. KRABS! 93 00:04:25,340 --> 00:04:27,215 - THAT'S BETTER. NOW WHAT CAN I DO YOU FOR? 94 00:04:27,256 --> 00:04:29,131 - IT'S SQUIDWARD, HE'S SICK. 95 00:04:29,173 --> 00:04:30,840 THAT'S FUNNY. 96 00:04:30,882 --> 00:04:32,924 YOU'RE THE SECOND PERSON TODAY WHO'S TOLD ME THAT. 97 00:04:32,965 --> 00:04:35,465 - WHO WAS THE FIRST? - SQUIDWARD. 98 00:04:35,507 --> 00:04:38,298 GREEN CASHIER PERSONALLY. 99 00:04:38,340 --> 00:04:40,548 AND IF HE'S SICK, THEN I'M THE NEXT MAYOR 100 00:04:40,590 --> 00:04:42,632 OF MARMALADE MOUNTAIN. 101 00:04:42,673 --> 00:04:44,548 DOESN'T SOUND LIKE SUCH A BAD GIG ACTUALLY. 102 00:04:44,590 --> 00:04:46,673 - BUT, MR. KRABS, YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME. 103 00:04:46,715 --> 00:04:47,965 SQUIDWARD'S GOT 104 00:04:48,007 --> 00:04:49,590 CALLED SQUID'S DISEASE. 105 00:04:49,632 --> 00:04:53,340 SCRATCHY THROAT, ITCHY EYES, DRY MOUTH, AND FEVER... 106 00:04:53,381 --> 00:04:56,007 AND MISSED WORK DAYS... 107 00:04:56,049 --> 00:04:57,423 AND, AH, DAH! 108 00:04:57,465 --> 00:04:59,298 - KRABBY PATTY, PLEASE. - MR. SQUIDWARD? 109 00:04:59,340 --> 00:05:01,840 - GOT A MINUTE? - OH, OF COURSE. 110 00:05:01,882 --> 00:05:05,340 IT'S NOT LIKE I'M BUSY WORKING OR ANYTHING. 111 00:05:05,381 --> 00:05:07,924 WITH THE KID. 112 00:05:07,965 --> 00:05:09,673 SOMETHING'S GOT HIM SPOOKED. 113 00:05:12,090 --> 00:05:14,381 - HE CAN'T COOK IN THIS CONDITION. 114 00:05:14,423 --> 00:05:16,131 NO COOKING, NO PATTIES. 115 00:05:16,173 --> 00:05:17,965 NO PATTIES, NO MONEY. 116 00:05:18,007 --> 00:05:20,632 - AND YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS WHY? 117 00:05:20,673 --> 00:05:22,673 SCARCE FOR A WHILE. 118 00:05:22,715 --> 00:05:26,049 - SO YOU'RE TELLING ME TO GO HOME? 119 00:05:26,090 --> 00:05:27,632 - WELL, I DON'T CARE 120 00:05:27,673 --> 00:05:29,882 GET OUTTA HERE! 121 00:05:29,924 --> 00:05:31,340 YIPPEE! 122 00:05:33,840 --> 00:05:34,965 THANKS, MR. KRABS! 123 00:05:35,007 --> 00:05:37,340 DOH, I MEAN— 124 00:05:40,381 --> 00:05:43,965 POOR SQUIDWARD. 125 00:05:51,715 --> 00:05:54,507 THAT'S FUNNY. MY EYES FEEL ITCHY. 126 00:05:57,548 --> 00:05:59,381 FEELS SCRATCHY TOO. 127 00:06:00,548 --> 00:06:03,965 ITCHY EYES... SCRATCHY THROAT. 128 00:06:04,007 --> 00:06:05,548 EVEN MY MOUTH FEELS DRY. 129 00:06:05,590 --> 00:06:07,965 I'VE CONTRACTED SQUID'S DISEASE! 130 00:06:08,007 --> 00:06:10,548 AAH! 131 00:06:10,590 --> 00:06:12,548 - SPONGEBOB, EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT IN HERE? 132 00:06:12,590 --> 00:06:14,507 - EVERYTHING'S FINE, CAPTAIN. 133 00:06:14,548 --> 00:06:16,757 JUST A LITTLE, UH, HOWL FOR PLEASURE. 134 00:06:16,799 --> 00:06:18,757 - WELL, HOW ABOUT 135 00:06:18,799 --> 00:06:20,423 AND A LITTLE MORE WORK? 136 00:06:20,465 --> 00:06:23,256 - IF MR. KRABS FINDS OUT I HAVE THE SQUID'S DISEASE, 137 00:06:23,298 --> 00:06:25,924 HE'LL-HE'LL SEND ME HOME, JUST LIKE SQUIDWARD. 138 00:06:25,965 --> 00:06:27,965 WAIT A SECOND, THAT'S IT! 139 00:06:29,965 --> 00:06:34,007 GRANDMA'S DOWN-HOME FOLK REMEDIES RIGHT HERE? 140 00:06:34,049 --> 00:06:35,423 GRANDMA ALWAYS SAID, 141 00:06:35,465 --> 00:06:36,840 "IF YOU MIGHT BE COMING DOWN WITH AN ILLNESS, 142 00:06:36,882 --> 00:06:39,673 IN HOT WATER." 143 00:06:39,715 --> 00:06:42,507 OR WAS IT COLD WATER? 144 00:06:42,548 --> 00:06:46,757 IT WASN'T THAT EITHER. 145 00:06:46,799 --> 00:06:48,590 OF COURSE! 146 00:06:48,632 --> 00:06:50,799 IT WASN'T HOT WATER OR COLD WATER. 147 00:06:50,840 --> 00:06:52,799 IT WAS BOILING OIL! 148 00:06:57,799 --> 00:07:02,381 UH-HUH, I CAN DEFINITELY FEEL THE MEDICINAL QUALITIES. 149 00:07:02,423 --> 00:07:03,882 OH, NO! 150 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:05,131 SPONGEBOB! 151 00:07:05,173 --> 00:07:06,924 YOU SURE EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT? 152 00:07:06,965 --> 00:07:09,007 - YES, EVERYTHING'S FINE IN HERE. 153 00:07:09,049 --> 00:07:10,298 JUST DANDY. 154 00:07:10,340 --> 00:07:11,924 THESE UNSIGHTLY BLEMISHES, 155 00:07:11,965 --> 00:07:13,381 OR MR. KRABS WILL GET SUSPICIOUS. 156 00:07:13,423 --> 00:07:15,632 THIS SUPER-HOT, 157 00:07:15,673 --> 00:07:16,757 WILL DO THE TRICK. 158 00:07:16,799 --> 00:07:18,590 NO, ACTUALLY THAT BURNS REAL BAD. 159 00:07:18,632 --> 00:07:20,882 STAY CALM. 160 00:07:20,924 --> 00:07:22,590 JUST NEED TO COOL IT OFF. CUCUMBER! 161 00:07:22,632 --> 00:07:23,965 YEAH, CUCUMBER WILL COOL IT OFF. 162 00:07:24,007 --> 00:07:26,090 I JUST NEED TO FIND SOME... CUCUM—PICKLES! 163 00:07:26,131 --> 00:07:28,090 ARE LIKE CUCUMBERS. 164 00:07:28,131 --> 00:07:31,632 SWEET RELIEF, HERE I COME. 165 00:07:31,673 --> 00:07:33,715 AHH. 166 00:07:33,757 --> 00:07:36,007 AAHHH OW! 167 00:07:36,049 --> 00:07:38,173 SWEET VINEGAR, IT BURNS! 168 00:07:38,215 --> 00:07:41,673 IT BURNS! IT BURNS! 169 00:07:42,924 --> 00:07:45,423 WHOA! OW, OW! 170 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:48,049 WHAT'S GOING ON BACK THERE? 171 00:07:48,090 --> 00:07:50,965 - YES, AND I'M VERY PUZZLED. - SO AM I. 172 00:07:51,007 --> 00:07:52,924 IN FACT, I MIGHT EVEN BE A LITTLE CONCERNED. 173 00:07:52,965 --> 00:07:56,173 - WELL, I DON'T KNOW IF I'D GO THAT FAR. 174 00:07:56,215 --> 00:07:58,340 WHOA! 175 00:08:02,840 --> 00:08:04,590 SORRY, I THINK I MIGHT BE COMING DOWN WITH SOMETHING. 176 00:08:04,632 --> 00:08:06,548 WITH SOMETHING? 177 00:08:06,590 --> 00:08:08,882 BY A SICK FRY COOK. 178 00:08:08,924 --> 00:08:11,090 - ME TOO. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! 179 00:08:11,131 --> 00:08:14,131 - GOOD IDEA. 180 00:08:15,423 --> 00:08:18,548 ME CUSTOMERS! 181 00:08:18,590 --> 00:08:20,423 - YOU LOOK TERRIBLE. - THANK YOU, MR. KRABS. 182 00:08:21,673 --> 00:08:23,298 - WELL, I CAN'T JUST STAND BY 183 00:08:23,340 --> 00:08:25,632 A BREEDING GROUND FOR INFECTION. 184 00:08:25,673 --> 00:08:29,215 SPONGEBOB, GO HOME. THAT'S AN ORDER! 185 00:08:29,256 --> 00:08:31,007 - BUT WHO'S GOING TO RUN THE RESTAURANT? 186 00:08:31,049 --> 00:08:32,632 - HEH! WHO'S GONNA RUN IT? 187 00:08:34,548 --> 00:08:36,173 BEHIND ME BACK. 188 00:08:36,215 --> 00:08:37,965 I'LL SHOW YA! 189 00:08:42,340 --> 00:08:44,673 COULD FEEL SO GOOD? 190 00:08:44,715 --> 00:08:46,381 HI, SQUIDWARD. 191 00:08:46,423 --> 00:08:48,673 - OH, NO! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 192 00:08:48,715 --> 00:08:49,882 I... FELL ILL. 193 00:08:49,924 --> 00:08:51,423 MR. KRABS WON'T 194 00:08:51,465 --> 00:08:53,381 UNTIL I'M BETTER. 195 00:08:53,423 --> 00:08:55,840 WELL, AT LEAST WE CAN SPEND THE DAY RECOVERING TOGETHER. 196 00:08:55,882 --> 00:08:57,840 AFTER ALL, MISERY LOVES COMPANY. 197 00:08:57,882 --> 00:08:59,507 RIGHT, SQUIDWARD? 198 00:08:59,548 --> 00:09:01,423 SQUIDWARD? 199 00:09:01,465 --> 00:09:04,465 - WELL, SO MUCH FOR ENJOYING THE GREAT OUTDOORS. 200 00:09:04,507 --> 00:09:06,090 AND ENJOY... 201 00:09:06,131 --> 00:09:09,215 SOME AFTERNOON TEA. 202 00:09:09,256 --> 00:09:11,215 A GREAT IDEA, SQUIDWARD. 203 00:09:11,256 --> 00:09:12,965 AAH! SPONGEBOB! 204 00:09:13,007 --> 00:09:14,924 ABOUT COMING INTO MY HOUSE? 205 00:09:14,965 --> 00:09:16,882 - I FIGURE I CAN'T MAKE YOU WELL, SQUIDWARD, 206 00:09:16,924 --> 00:09:18,298 MAKE YOU COMFORTABLE. 207 00:09:18,340 --> 00:09:20,757 HOT COMPRESSES, TISSUES— 208 00:09:20,799 --> 00:09:22,882 THE GOOD KIND, 209 00:09:22,924 --> 00:09:25,090 FOR US TO WATCH. 210 00:09:25,131 --> 00:09:26,507 I KNOW THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY, 211 00:09:26,548 --> 00:09:28,673 MAKE ME CRY. 212 00:09:30,340 --> 00:09:33,840 25 KRABBY PATTIES! 213 00:09:33,882 --> 00:09:36,007 ORDER UP! 214 00:09:36,049 --> 00:09:37,840 ORDER UP! 215 00:09:41,799 --> 00:09:44,131 - HEY! I DIDN'T ORDER A TABLE PATTY! 216 00:09:44,173 --> 00:09:46,215 - YEAH! OR A WINDOW PATTY! 217 00:09:46,256 --> 00:09:48,423 - OR A FACE PATTY! I WANT A REFUND! 218 00:09:48,465 --> 00:09:51,215 REFUND! REFUND! REFUND! 219 00:09:51,256 --> 00:09:54,507 REFUND! REFUND! REFUND! 220 00:09:54,548 --> 00:09:57,090 - I LOVE YOU, TED. - DITTO. 221 00:10:01,924 --> 00:10:03,673 WASN'T THAT GREAT, SQUIDWARD? 222 00:10:03,715 --> 00:10:05,256 OH, YEAH, HOWDY. 223 00:10:05,298 --> 00:10:07,340 IT'S TOO BAD IT HAD TO END... FINALLY. 224 00:10:07,381 --> 00:10:08,590 OH, DON'T WORRY. 225 00:10:08,632 --> 00:10:10,298 WE HAVE ALL 99 SEQUELS TO WATCH NEXT. 226 00:10:10,340 --> 00:10:12,298 - OH, HEY, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT? 227 00:10:12,340 --> 00:10:13,924 I'M SUDDENLY FEELING MUCH, MUCH BETTER. 228 00:10:13,965 --> 00:10:16,590 I THINK I'LL GO BACK TO WORK NOW, BYE. 229 00:10:16,632 --> 00:10:19,007 - SQUIDWARD! SQUIDWARD, WAIT! 230 00:10:19,049 --> 00:10:20,423 SQUIDWARD! 231 00:10:20,465 --> 00:10:22,131 YOU'RE NOT WELL ENOUGH TO RETURN TO WORK! 232 00:10:22,173 --> 00:10:23,381 I CAN'T LET YOU! 233 00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:26,007 PLEASE, JUST STOP! 234 00:10:26,049 --> 00:10:27,298 STOP FOLLOWING ME! 235 00:10:27,340 --> 00:10:28,965 - SQUIDWARD! SQUIDWARD! 236 00:10:29,007 --> 00:10:31,715 SQUIDWARD! 237 00:10:31,757 --> 00:10:33,632 MR. KRABS? 238 00:10:33,673 --> 00:10:38,840 RUN THIS PLACE ALL BY MESELF, 239 00:10:38,882 --> 00:10:41,757 TIED BEHIND ME BACK. 240 00:10:41,799 --> 00:10:44,381 - BUT, MR. KRABS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING LYING HERE ON THE FLOOR? 241 00:10:44,423 --> 00:10:46,924 - WELL, SPONGEBOB, FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK, 242 00:10:46,965 --> 00:10:49,882 MEDICAL OPINION, 243 00:10:51,882 --> 00:10:54,298 OF SQUID'S DISEASE. 244 00:10:54,340 --> 00:10:56,298 SQUID'S DISEASE? 245 00:10:56,340 --> 00:10:58,215 I KNOW JUST THE CURE. 246 00:10:58,256 --> 00:11:00,715 ROMANTIC COMEDY? 247 00:11:00,757 --> 00:11:02,381 NO! 248 00:11:02,423 --> 00:11:03,715 AAH! 249 00:11:03,757 --> 00:11:05,423 AWAY FROM ME! AAH! 250 00:11:21,090 --> 00:11:24,090 LET THE MADNESS BEGIN. 251 00:11:24,131 --> 00:11:26,173 IT'S... 252 00:11:26,215 --> 00:11:30,215 DRIVING TEST DAY! 253 00:11:30,256 --> 00:11:32,256 SPONGEBOB! 254 00:11:32,298 --> 00:11:34,007 THANKS. 255 00:11:34,049 --> 00:11:36,965 - DON'T WISH ME LUCK, SQUIDWARD. I DON'T NEED IT. 256 00:11:48,548 --> 00:11:49,715 WHAT DO YOU SAY, MRS. PUFF? 257 00:11:49,757 --> 00:11:50,715 LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED. 258 00:11:56,882 --> 00:12:02,590 I'M SORRY, MRS. PUFF. I KNOW WHAT I DID WRONG. 259 00:12:02,632 --> 00:12:04,090 DON'T WORRY, MRS. PUFF. I GOT IT THIS TIME. 260 00:12:04,131 --> 00:12:07,882 - NO, SPONGEBOB, NOT AGAIN. 261 00:12:10,340 --> 00:12:13,007 OH! OH, NO! WE'RE AIRBORNE! 262 00:12:13,049 --> 00:12:14,757 - YEAH, IT'S A GOOD THING TOO. 263 00:12:14,799 --> 00:12:17,173 WOULD'VE POPPED FOR SURE. 264 00:12:17,215 --> 00:12:18,381 HERE, LET ME TAKE THAT WHEEL. 265 00:12:18,423 --> 00:12:20,673 - NO, SPONGEBOB! DON'T TOUCH THAT! 266 00:12:20,715 --> 00:12:24,465 OH, DEAR! 267 00:12:27,590 --> 00:12:30,090 - HEY, MRS. PUFF. HOW ARE YOU FEELING? 268 00:12:30,131 --> 00:12:33,673 - OH, MY. WHAT HAPPENED TO ME? 269 00:12:33,715 --> 00:12:36,632 - I'M AFRAID YOU'VE HAD A SERIOUS ACCIDENT. 270 00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,465 THAT WHEN YOU CRASHED, 271 00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:41,590 YOUR INFLATION SAC. 272 00:12:41,632 --> 00:12:42,799 OH, NO. 273 00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:45,423 MY OLD SELF AGAIN? 274 00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:47,507 UM, NO, MY DEAR. 275 00:12:47,548 --> 00:12:49,507 I'M AFRAID YOU'LL NEVER PUFF AGAIN. 276 00:12:50,632 --> 00:12:52,049 HMM, FROM NOW ON, 277 00:12:52,131 --> 00:12:54,381 I GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO CALL YOU MRS. POP. 278 00:12:58,340 --> 00:13:00,340 AAH! 279 00:13:00,381 --> 00:13:01,715 - MRS. PUFF, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 280 00:13:01,757 --> 00:13:03,924 THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! 281 00:13:03,965 --> 00:13:05,799 - I'M SORRY! STOP, MRS. PUFF! 282 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:07,298 IT TICKLES! 283 00:13:07,340 --> 00:13:10,757 - WHY CAN'T YOU JUST GRADUATE OUT OF MY LIFE? 284 00:13:10,799 --> 00:13:12,340 OOH! 285 00:13:12,381 --> 00:13:15,590 OHH... 286 00:13:15,632 --> 00:13:18,090 - THERE. THAT SHOULD HELP HER RELAX. 287 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,131 - SHEESH! I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S SO UPSET ABOUT. 288 00:13:20,173 --> 00:13:21,924 THIS WAY. 289 00:13:21,965 --> 00:13:25,173 DUH... 290 00:13:25,215 --> 00:13:28,590 - YES, EVERYONE NEEDS TO RELAX. 291 00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:38,548 - HELLO, MRS. PUFF. ARE WE FEELING ANY BETTER? 292 00:13:40,632 --> 00:13:42,381 - I SEE YOU GOT THE FLOWERS I SENT. 293 00:13:42,423 --> 00:13:45,757 - YES, I'M ALLERGIC TO THEM... AND YOU. 294 00:13:45,799 --> 00:13:47,632 - OH, THIS ROOM IS SO DARK AND DEPRESSING. 295 00:13:47,673 --> 00:13:50,715 YOU NEED SUNLIGHT. 296 00:13:55,340 --> 00:13:56,381 OUCH. 297 00:13:56,423 --> 00:13:57,715 COME ON, MRS. PUFF. 298 00:13:57,757 --> 00:13:59,465 OF THIS STUFFY OLD ROOM. 299 00:13:59,507 --> 00:14:02,298 - I'M NOT LEAVING THIS BED. 300 00:14:02,340 --> 00:14:04,090 - AAH! - UP AND AT 'EM! 301 00:14:04,131 --> 00:14:06,090 YOU KNOW WHAT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER, MRS. PUFF? 302 00:14:06,131 --> 00:14:07,799 A NICE, PEACEFUL STROLL. 303 00:14:11,090 --> 00:14:15,799 - CLEAR THE WAY! INJURED COMING THROUGH! 304 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:18,465 - EXCUSE ME, DOCTOR! WHAT'S UP WITH THOSE GUYS? 305 00:14:18,507 --> 00:14:21,298 - OH, IT'S NOTHING SERIOUS, 306 00:14:21,340 --> 00:14:23,465 FROM THIS WEEK'S DEMOLITION DERBY. 307 00:14:23,507 --> 00:14:24,757 THE CARNAGE. 308 00:14:24,799 --> 00:14:27,882 IT'S ACTUALLY QUITE ENTERTAINING. 309 00:14:36,298 --> 00:14:39,256 AAH! 310 00:14:41,298 --> 00:14:43,381 PRETTY GRUESOME, HUH? 311 00:14:43,423 --> 00:14:44,840 TO THOSE GUYS, 312 00:14:44,882 --> 00:14:47,090 FOR OUR AMUSEMENT. 313 00:14:47,131 --> 00:14:51,882 - "RISKING THEIR LIVES FOR OUR AMUSEMENT"? 314 00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:59,715 RID OF SPONGEBOB! 315 00:14:59,757 --> 00:15:02,131 FOREVER! 316 00:15:02,173 --> 00:15:05,882 IN THE WORST POSSIBLE WAY! 317 00:15:09,215 --> 00:15:10,548 WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 318 00:15:10,590 --> 00:15:11,882 - I'VE JUST 319 00:15:11,924 --> 00:15:13,924 SOME EXTRA CREDIT. 320 00:15:13,965 --> 00:15:14,924 HOORAY! 321 00:15:14,965 --> 00:15:17,882 YES, HOORAY INDEED. 322 00:15:22,007 --> 00:15:24,215 SO WHAT DO YOU SAY, CAPTAIN LUTEFISK, 323 00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:27,799 WILL YOU ENTER HIM IN THE DERBY, FOR OLD TIMES' SAKE? 324 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:29,632 WELL, PUFF, OLD GIRL, 325 00:15:29,673 --> 00:15:33,215 I WOULDN'T BE WHERE I AM TODAY WITHOUT YOUR DRIVING SCHOOL, 326 00:15:33,256 --> 00:15:36,882 BUT I DON'T KNOW. HE LOOKS KINDA SOFT. 327 00:15:39,507 --> 00:15:41,548 - LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING. OBSERVE. 328 00:15:41,590 --> 00:15:44,173 HERE, SPONGEBOB, HOLD THIS. 329 00:15:48,632 --> 00:15:53,715 - WHOA! THAT KID'S A NATURAL! 330 00:15:53,757 --> 00:15:56,131 BUT HE'S GONNA NEED A SCARY IDENTITY. 331 00:15:56,173 --> 00:15:58,590 DERBY'S ALL ABOUT IMAGE. 332 00:16:09,256 --> 00:16:11,673 - LOOK OUT, EXTRA CREDIT. HERE I COME! 333 00:16:11,715 --> 00:16:15,423 YES, "EXTRA CREDIT." 334 00:16:24,799 --> 00:16:28,924 DEMOLITION DERBY! 335 00:16:28,965 --> 00:16:32,423 OUR CONTESTANTS! 336 00:16:32,465 --> 00:16:36,007 FIRST UP, BANE TO CROSSING GUARDS EVERYWHERE... 337 00:16:36,049 --> 00:16:39,215 THE KRUNCHER! 338 00:16:40,882 --> 00:16:44,298 OF THE BRINY BLUE... 339 00:16:44,340 --> 00:16:47,548 DIVING BELL DAN! 340 00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:50,465 AND OF COURSE, YOU ALL KNOW AND ADMIRE... 341 00:16:50,507 --> 00:16:54,173 BLOWTORCH! 342 00:16:54,215 --> 00:16:57,049 OF ALL... 343 00:16:57,090 --> 00:16:59,090 THE CACKLING CRUISER! 344 00:17:02,256 --> 00:17:04,799 NOW, WITH INTRODUCTIONS OUT OF THE WAY— 345 00:17:10,215 --> 00:17:13,423 OH, I ALMOST FORGOT! 346 00:17:13,465 --> 00:17:16,632 THE SQUISH! 347 00:17:16,673 --> 00:17:20,965 - HEY, THAT SQUISH LOOKS PRETTY TOUGH. 348 00:17:22,632 --> 00:17:24,882 GIVE UP NOW. 349 00:17:33,924 --> 00:17:38,173 - OKAY, DRIVERS, START YOUR ENGINES! 350 00:17:38,215 --> 00:17:41,215 AND LET THE DESTRUCTION BEGIN! 351 00:17:51,340 --> 00:17:52,924 I CAN'T LOOK! 352 00:17:52,965 --> 00:17:55,590 WAIT, YES, I CAN! 353 00:17:58,465 --> 00:18:00,882 AAH! 354 00:18:03,590 --> 00:18:06,381 WHAT THE HEY? 355 00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:13,924 - WHAT? THIS IS NOT GOING WELL. 356 00:18:13,965 --> 00:18:16,590 - HUH? 357 00:18:19,882 --> 00:18:24,007 OH, DEAR, I THINK I'M IN THAT FELLOW'S WAY. 358 00:18:26,548 --> 00:18:30,131 ENGAGE TURN SIGNALS. 359 00:18:30,173 --> 00:18:31,381 ADJUST MIRRORS. 360 00:18:34,173 --> 00:18:36,131 HANDS AT TEN AND TWO. 361 00:18:36,173 --> 00:18:37,632 AND FINALLY, FLOOR IT! 362 00:18:42,298 --> 00:18:44,173 WHAT HAPPENED? 363 00:18:47,049 --> 00:18:49,799 AAH! 364 00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:52,715 WITH YOU GUYS? 365 00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:55,590 SQUASH THE SQUISH! 366 00:18:56,965 --> 00:19:00,173 YES! 367 00:19:06,882 --> 00:19:10,673 AAH! 368 00:19:14,381 --> 00:19:17,757 - OH HO! 369 00:19:17,799 --> 00:19:20,548 "FACE TREAD" MANEUVER. 370 00:19:26,423 --> 00:19:27,507 - MRS. PUFF, 371 00:19:27,548 --> 00:19:30,965 WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE? 372 00:19:31,007 --> 00:19:32,882 "PUT IT IN DRIVE"? 373 00:19:32,924 --> 00:19:36,590 THANKS, MRS. PUFF, YOU'RE THE BEST. 374 00:20:02,632 --> 00:20:05,256 - CURSE YOU, SPONGEBOB! 375 00:20:05,298 --> 00:20:07,381 - WHAT'S THAT, MRS. PUFF? 376 00:20:09,298 --> 00:20:12,256 I GOT YOU THIS TIME! 377 00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:18,131 THIS IS IT! 378 00:20:18,173 --> 00:20:21,465 YES! 379 00:20:21,507 --> 00:20:24,423 HUH? 380 00:20:28,049 --> 00:20:30,924 SOMEONE DEMOLISHED, 381 00:20:30,965 --> 00:20:34,590 TO DEMOLISH THEM YOURSELF. 382 00:20:44,799 --> 00:20:48,049 NOT SO FAST! THERE'S ONE MORE CHALLENGER! 383 00:20:48,090 --> 00:20:51,632 I'M... THE HUFF! 384 00:21:08,632 --> 00:21:11,590 YOU'RE BLOCKING MY VIEW! 385 00:21:25,632 --> 00:21:28,548 AAH! 386 00:21:36,256 --> 00:21:39,590 MRS. PUFF, IT'S YOU! 387 00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:41,590 AND YOU'RE ALL PUFFY AGAIN! 388 00:21:41,632 --> 00:21:44,590 NOW EVERYTHING'S BACK TO NORMAL! 389 00:21:51,632 --> 00:21:54,465 YES, PERFECTLY NORMAL.