1 00:01:02,777 --> 00:01:04,193 ARE YOU READY, KIDS? 2 00:01:04,235 --> 00:01:05,902 AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! 3 00:01:05,944 --> 00:01:07,193 I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 4 00:01:07,235 --> 00:01:09,485 AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! 5 00:01:14,527 --> 00:01:16,401 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 6 00:01:18,527 --> 00:01:20,318 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 7 00:01:22,568 --> 00:01:24,318 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 8 00:01:26,527 --> 00:01:28,401 - all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY? 9 00:01:28,443 --> 00:01:30,443 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 10 00:01:30,485 --> 00:01:32,443 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 11 00:01:32,485 --> 00:01:34,318 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 12 00:01:35,777 --> 00:01:37,944 SQUAREPANTS! 13 00:01:57,819 --> 00:02:00,568 - HI, SQUIDWARD. WHATCHA WATCHING? 14 00:02:00,610 --> 00:02:03,110 - WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. - OH, IT'S A COMMERCIAL. 15 00:02:03,151 --> 00:02:07,151 - THEY'RE NEW. THEY'RE... 16 00:02:07,193 --> 00:02:09,693 SNAIL BITES! 17 00:02:09,735 --> 00:02:10,944 OOH... 18 00:02:10,985 --> 00:02:12,610 - HERE, I'LL CHANGE THE CHANNEL. 19 00:02:12,652 --> 00:02:13,735 DON'T CHANGE THE CHANNEL! 20 00:02:13,777 --> 00:02:15,902 - THAT'S RIGHT, SNAIL BITES! 21 00:02:15,944 --> 00:02:17,944 SNAIL BITES! 22 00:02:17,985 --> 00:02:19,151 SNAIL BITES! 23 00:02:22,235 --> 00:02:25,777 SNAIL BITES! 24 00:02:25,819 --> 00:02:27,652 SNAIL BITES! 25 00:02:27,693 --> 00:02:31,693 - SNAIL BITES! 26 00:02:31,735 --> 00:02:32,693 SNAIL BITES! 27 00:02:32,735 --> 00:02:35,276 - SNAIL BITES! 28 00:02:35,318 --> 00:02:38,235 SNAIL BITES! 29 00:02:38,276 --> 00:02:40,151 SNAIL BITES. 30 00:02:44,401 --> 00:02:46,110 SNAIL BITES! 31 00:02:46,151 --> 00:02:48,485 - THEY'RE NEW. THEY'RE... 32 00:02:48,527 --> 00:02:49,568 SNAIL BITES. 33 00:02:53,318 --> 00:02:54,819 SNAIL BITES! 34 00:02:54,860 --> 00:02:57,443 SNAIL BITES! 35 00:02:57,485 --> 00:03:00,819 FOR SNAIL BITES, 36 00:03:00,860 --> 00:03:02,693 AND SO WILL YOU! 37 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:05,819 SNAIL BITES. 38 00:03:05,860 --> 00:03:07,985 - DID YOU SEE THAT, SQUIDWARD? 39 00:03:08,027 --> 00:03:10,276 SNAIL BITES. 40 00:03:10,318 --> 00:03:12,902 GARY, I'M HOME. 41 00:03:12,944 --> 00:03:16,193 OH, GARY! 42 00:03:16,235 --> 00:03:19,110 YOU'VE GOT A BIG SURPRISE COMING TO YOU. 43 00:03:19,151 --> 00:03:21,110 - MEOW. - SNAIL BITES! 44 00:03:21,151 --> 00:03:23,819 - MEOW. 45 00:03:23,860 --> 00:03:27,527 THOSE SMELL GOOD? 46 00:03:29,985 --> 00:03:31,235 MEOW! 47 00:03:31,276 --> 00:03:33,735 ANOTHER SNAIL BITE? 48 00:03:33,777 --> 00:03:36,985 CAN SOMEBODY ROLL OVER? ROLL OVER. 49 00:03:42,860 --> 00:03:45,235 WE'LL HAVE SOME MORE OF THESE A LITTLE LATER. 50 00:03:45,276 --> 00:03:47,360 - MEOW. - MORE TREATS? 51 00:03:47,401 --> 00:03:49,527 MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. 52 00:03:49,568 --> 00:03:54,610 - WELL, I CAN'T SAY NO TO MY WIDDLE GARE-BEAR. 53 00:04:50,610 --> 00:04:54,151 - MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. 54 00:04:54,193 --> 00:04:56,610 - GARY, THAT'S AN AWFUL LOT OF SNAIL BITES FOR ONE EVENING. 55 00:04:56,652 --> 00:04:58,318 ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT MORE? 56 00:05:01,069 --> 00:05:05,027 WELL, I SUPPOSE ONE MORE WOULDN'T HURT. 57 00:05:05,069 --> 00:05:07,401 OOPS, LOOKS LIKE THAT WAS THAT LAST OF 'EM, GARY. 58 00:05:07,443 --> 00:05:08,819 WE'RE ALL OUT. 59 00:05:10,860 --> 00:05:12,318 IT'S PROBABLY FOR THE BEST. 60 00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:14,610 I'M GETTING PRETTY TIRED ANYWAY. 61 00:05:14,652 --> 00:05:16,610 I THINK I'LL SKIP MY NIGHTLY 62 00:05:16,652 --> 00:05:17,985 AND GO STRAIGHT TO BED. 63 00:05:18,027 --> 00:05:21,944 - MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. 64 00:05:21,985 --> 00:05:23,819 MEOW. M— 65 00:05:29,860 --> 00:05:32,735 - MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. 66 00:05:32,777 --> 00:05:35,401 GARY, PLEASE! 67 00:05:35,443 --> 00:05:37,568 MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. 68 00:05:37,610 --> 00:05:40,069 - GARY WILSON JUNIOR, 69 00:05:40,110 --> 00:05:42,027 TOMORROW! 70 00:05:42,069 --> 00:05:45,527 NOW, PLEASE LET ME... SLEEP! 71 00:05:45,568 --> 00:05:49,235 MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. 72 00:05:49,276 --> 00:05:52,568 MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. 73 00:05:52,610 --> 00:05:56,777 MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. 74 00:05:56,819 --> 00:06:00,777 MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! 75 00:06:00,819 --> 00:06:03,860 - GARY, IT IS 4:00 IN THE MORNING! 76 00:06:03,902 --> 00:06:06,276 WHAT, EXACTLY, DO YOU WANT FROM ME? 77 00:06:06,318 --> 00:06:08,735 MEOW. 78 00:06:11,027 --> 00:06:12,819 GARY, THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 79 00:06:12,860 --> 00:06:16,401 SEE? THE PET STORE WON'T BE OPEN FOR HOURS. 80 00:06:16,443 --> 00:06:18,777 IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE. 81 00:06:18,819 --> 00:06:21,027 CAN'T WE JUST GO HOME AND COME BACK IN THE MORNING? 82 00:06:21,069 --> 00:06:23,485 - MEOW. - WELL, I JUST CAN'T SAY NO 83 00:06:23,527 --> 00:06:24,735 TO MY WIDDLE GARE-BEAR. 84 00:06:28,401 --> 00:06:30,485 GOOD NIGHT, GARY. 85 00:06:30,527 --> 00:06:33,401 SEE YOU IN THE MORNING. 86 00:06:33,443 --> 00:06:37,318 - MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. 87 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:39,777 MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. 88 00:06:39,819 --> 00:06:43,318 MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. 89 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:46,027 MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. 90 00:06:46,069 --> 00:06:47,944 EXCUSE ME... 91 00:06:47,985 --> 00:06:49,985 - PLEASE, I'M JUST THE FLOOR MANAGER. 92 00:06:50,027 --> 00:06:52,027 THE CASHIER WON'T BE HERE FOR ANOTHER HOUR. 93 00:06:52,069 --> 00:06:53,652 SNAIL BITES? 94 00:06:53,693 --> 00:06:56,401 WE NEED SOME SNAIL BITES. 95 00:06:56,443 --> 00:06:58,777 - MEOW. - OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 96 00:06:58,819 --> 00:07:02,777 ALMOST IMMEDIATELY. 97 00:07:02,819 --> 00:07:10,069 MEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! 98 00:07:15,193 --> 00:07:18,069 OKAY, GARY, I'M OFF TO THE KRUSTY KRAB. 99 00:07:18,110 --> 00:07:20,360 AS FUN-FILLED AS MINE. 100 00:07:20,401 --> 00:07:23,235 WHOA! GARY? 101 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:26,069 YEAH, SO I WILL SEE YOU TONIGHT, GARY. 102 00:07:26,110 --> 00:07:27,902 RRRRRR. 103 00:07:27,944 --> 00:07:30,069 RRRRRR-RRRRR! 104 00:07:30,110 --> 00:07:33,527 - GARY, IS THAT A BOX OF SNAIL BITES IN YOUR TEETH? 105 00:07:33,568 --> 00:07:35,151 THAT'S FUNNY, 106 00:07:35,193 --> 00:07:38,318 A HALF-FULL BOX IN THE KITCHEN. 107 00:07:45,276 --> 00:07:47,235 - MEOW. - HMM? 108 00:07:47,276 --> 00:07:51,401 MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. 109 00:07:51,443 --> 00:07:52,944 NORMALLY I'M SO SHY... 110 00:07:52,985 --> 00:07:56,401 - MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. - HMM? 111 00:07:56,443 --> 00:07:59,652 MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. 112 00:07:59,693 --> 00:08:01,485 MEOW. MEOW. 113 00:08:01,527 --> 00:08:03,610 - GARY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 114 00:08:03,652 --> 00:08:08,527 YOU'RE CAUSING A SCENE! 115 00:08:08,568 --> 00:08:09,860 MEOW. 116 00:08:09,902 --> 00:08:11,693 - I KNOW, YOU WANT MORE SNAIL BITES. 117 00:08:11,735 --> 00:08:13,944 COMPLETELY SOLD OUT OF THEM. 118 00:08:13,985 --> 00:08:15,318 - MEOW. - I KNOW, GARY. 119 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:17,777 - MEOW! - GARY, I JUST SAID 120 00:08:17,819 --> 00:08:21,276 SOLD OUT OF SNAIL BITES! 121 00:08:21,318 --> 00:08:23,276 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? 122 00:08:23,318 --> 00:08:24,735 - WELL, YOU COULD TRY GOING 123 00:08:24,777 --> 00:08:28,485 WHERE THEY MAKE THEM. 124 00:08:28,527 --> 00:08:30,069 THANKS A LOT. 125 00:08:31,944 --> 00:08:35,693 - YOU'RE WHAT? - WE'RE CLOSED. DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU? 126 00:08:35,735 --> 00:08:38,069 C-S-L-O-S-Z-E-D. 127 00:08:38,110 --> 00:08:39,944 CL-OOOSED! 128 00:08:39,985 --> 00:08:42,151 NOT ONLY THAT, BUT 129 00:08:42,193 --> 00:08:43,944 SHIPPED OUT DAYS AGO. 130 00:08:43,985 --> 00:08:45,777 THEY WERE SUCH A HIT, THEY FLEW OUT OF THE STORES, 131 00:08:45,819 --> 00:08:47,276 AND NOW WE'VE RUN OUT OF INGREDIENTS. 132 00:08:47,318 --> 00:08:49,360 FROM WHAT I HEAR, 133 00:08:49,401 --> 00:08:51,235 ENTIRELY. 134 00:08:51,276 --> 00:08:52,360 YEAH, AND WHY WOULDN'T HE, HUH? 135 00:08:52,401 --> 00:08:54,735 HE'S MADE HIS MONEY. 136 00:08:54,777 --> 00:08:57,568 - YOU SEE, GARY? THERE ARE NO MORE— - I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE I WOULDN'T DO THE SAME THING 137 00:08:57,610 --> 00:08:58,819 IF I WERE IN HIS SHOES. 138 00:08:58,860 --> 00:09:00,318 SO YOU SEE, GARY... 139 00:09:04,443 --> 00:09:06,069 FOR A SECOND, PLEASE? 140 00:09:06,110 --> 00:09:07,568 SORRY. 141 00:09:07,610 --> 00:09:09,735 - GARY, THEY'RE COMPLETELY SOLD OUT. 142 00:09:09,777 --> 00:09:12,235 LEFT IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. 143 00:09:12,276 --> 00:09:14,443 - AND THERE NEVER WILL BE. - MEOW. 144 00:09:14,485 --> 00:09:20,027 TO DO, GARY? 145 00:09:23,069 --> 00:09:25,819 A BOX OF SNAIL BITES LEFT? 146 00:09:25,860 --> 00:09:28,652 IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT! 147 00:09:28,693 --> 00:09:30,318 MEOW. 148 00:10:06,485 --> 00:10:10,110 - MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. 149 00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:12,693 - GARY, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS MAP. 150 00:10:12,735 --> 00:10:15,443 IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. 151 00:10:15,485 --> 00:10:17,360 WE'VE BEEN TO EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM, GARY. 152 00:10:17,401 --> 00:10:19,527 THE TREATS YOU'RE AFTER. 153 00:10:19,568 --> 00:10:21,069 NOT... ONE. 154 00:10:22,777 --> 00:10:24,693 I CAN'T KEEP LOOKING, GARY. 155 00:10:24,735 --> 00:10:26,235 I JUST CAN'T. 156 00:10:26,276 --> 00:10:28,235 MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. 157 00:10:28,276 --> 00:10:31,777 MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. MEOW... 158 00:10:31,819 --> 00:10:34,693 - HEY, SPONGEBOB. - MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. MEOW... 159 00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:37,360 - YOUR SNAIL'S STILL MEOWING? 160 00:10:37,401 --> 00:10:40,819 WITH THESE SITUATIONS. 161 00:10:40,860 --> 00:10:44,652 YOU'RE THE SPONGE. HE IS THE SNAIL. 162 00:10:44,693 --> 00:10:48,485 YOU JUST HAVE TO SAY "NO" IN A VERY FIRM VOICE. 163 00:10:48,527 --> 00:10:52,443 - BUT I DON'T WANT TO SAY NO TO MY WIDDLE GARE-BEAR. 164 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,151 I WANT HIM TO BE HAPPY. 165 00:10:54,193 --> 00:10:57,276 - WELL, YOU GOTTA BE FIRM, SPONGEBOB. 166 00:10:57,318 --> 00:11:01,069 WHEN TO SAY NO. 167 00:11:01,110 --> 00:11:03,693 WAIT, WAIT, IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUND. 168 00:11:03,735 --> 00:11:08,110 UM, YOU'VE GOT TO KNOW WHEN TO SAY NO. 169 00:11:08,151 --> 00:11:09,693 YEAH, THAT'S IT. 170 00:11:09,735 --> 00:11:13,693 - BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY NO, PATRICK! 171 00:11:13,735 --> 00:11:17,318 - NO PROBLEM, SPONGEBOB. YOU CAN PRACTICE ON ME. 172 00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:20,401 PRETEND I'M GARY, AND TELL ME NO. 173 00:11:20,443 --> 00:11:22,902 - NNNNNNN... I CAN'T! 174 00:11:22,944 --> 00:11:24,276 YOU'RE SO CUTE! 175 00:11:24,318 --> 00:11:28,069 DO IT, SPONGEBOB! 176 00:11:28,110 --> 00:11:29,527 - NNNNNN... - DO IT! 177 00:11:29,568 --> 00:11:33,360 - DO IT! DO IT! DO IT... - NNNNNNN... 178 00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:35,151 NO. 179 00:11:35,193 --> 00:11:39,235 - STOP IT! 180 00:11:39,276 --> 00:11:42,860 MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. MEOW... 181 00:11:42,902 --> 00:11:44,819 GARY, THIS WON'T BE EASY. 182 00:11:44,860 --> 00:11:47,318 WHEN I MUST SAY... 183 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:51,527 NNN... NNN... NNN— 184 00:11:51,568 --> 00:11:56,485 NNNN... OH, GARY! IT'S A FRAMED PHOTO 185 00:11:56,527 --> 00:11:58,985 AT THE POUND. 186 00:11:59,027 --> 00:12:01,151 LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY. 187 00:12:01,193 --> 00:12:03,401 OH, AND A PHOTO OF THE TIME 188 00:12:03,443 --> 00:12:05,027 AND LOLLIPOPS. 189 00:12:05,069 --> 00:12:07,777 GARY, THIS IS THE MOST SPECIAL— 190 00:12:07,819 --> 00:12:11,401 - OH. NICE TRY, GARY. - MEOW. 191 00:12:11,443 --> 00:12:13,860 - GARE-BEAR, WE LOOKED EVERYWHERE. 192 00:12:13,902 --> 00:12:15,985 SNAIL BITES. 193 00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:21,860 I'M SORRY, GARY, BUT THE ANSWER IS... NO. 194 00:12:21,902 --> 00:12:24,610 MEOW. 195 00:12:32,860 --> 00:12:36,443 BITES SURE IS DELICIOUS. 196 00:12:36,485 --> 00:12:40,693 HEY... IT'S EMPTY! 197 00:12:40,735 --> 00:12:44,360 MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! 198 00:12:59,318 --> 00:13:00,902 A HORN! 199 00:13:00,944 --> 00:13:02,735 WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT? 200 00:13:07,860 --> 00:13:09,568 GRRRRR... 201 00:13:14,735 --> 00:13:17,652 ATTENTION, KRUSTY KRAB PATRONS. 202 00:13:17,693 --> 00:13:19,819 BEHOLD! 203 00:13:19,860 --> 00:13:22,027 IT'S A JAR OF SEEDS. 204 00:13:22,069 --> 00:13:23,735 BUN SEEDS. 205 00:13:23,777 --> 00:13:26,693 - TODAY ONLY, 206 00:13:26,735 --> 00:13:31,151 BUN SEED GUESSING CONTEST! 207 00:13:31,193 --> 00:13:33,610 ARE IN THE JAR, 208 00:13:33,652 --> 00:13:36,944 AND WIN A FR—FLL—PFF— SORRY. 209 00:13:36,985 --> 00:13:40,527 A FR—FRE— I'M TRYING TO GET— 210 00:13:43,151 --> 00:13:46,443 FREEEE KRABBY PATTY! 211 00:13:46,485 --> 00:13:48,610 OOH... 212 00:13:48,652 --> 00:13:52,235 - STEP RIGHT UP, GUESS RIGHT, AND WIN! 213 00:13:52,276 --> 00:13:53,193 THEY'LL NEVER GUESS IT. 214 00:13:53,235 --> 00:13:55,610 - HMM. THREE? 215 00:13:55,652 --> 00:13:58,235 NO. NEXT, PLEASE. 216 00:14:02,944 --> 00:14:04,110 42? 217 00:14:04,151 --> 00:14:07,568 NOPE. 218 00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:11,276 BILLIONS AND BILLIONS? 219 00:14:11,318 --> 00:14:12,401 NNNNN... NO. 220 00:14:16,819 --> 00:14:18,568 - BLUE. - NO. 221 00:14:18,610 --> 00:14:21,069 - MERMAIDMAN? - THAT'S NOT EVEN A NUMBER. 222 00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:23,693 AHEM. I HAVE A GUESS. 223 00:14:25,110 --> 00:14:28,276 - PLANKTON! YOU DON'T GET TO GUESS. 224 00:14:28,318 --> 00:14:31,693 - HEY! WHAT? YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 225 00:14:31,735 --> 00:14:33,318 IT'S NOT FAIR. 226 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:35,777 - OOH, I'M SORRY, BUT IT'S ME RESTAURANT, 227 00:14:35,819 --> 00:14:38,069 AND I CAN DO WHAT I PLEASE! 228 00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:40,610 BESIDES, I KNOW YOU'LL TRY 229 00:14:40,652 --> 00:14:42,360 ME SECRET FORMULA. 230 00:14:42,401 --> 00:14:43,360 AAH... 231 00:14:51,735 --> 00:14:54,193 AAH... 232 00:14:58,401 --> 00:15:00,485 - YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, KRABS! 233 00:15:00,527 --> 00:15:03,069 I'M CALLIN' THE BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU! 234 00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:06,610 - YEAH, RIGHT. LIKE THEY WOULD EVEN TAKE YOUR CALL. 235 00:15:10,318 --> 00:15:12,568 - BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU. 236 00:15:12,610 --> 00:15:15,110 - HELLO. YES, I HAVE A COMPLAINT. 237 00:15:16,610 --> 00:15:18,527 THAT PLANKTON CRACKS ME UP. 238 00:15:20,610 --> 00:15:22,527 ABOUT MY DUMB CONTEST. 239 00:15:34,944 --> 00:15:39,401 OF THE BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU. 240 00:15:39,443 --> 00:15:41,401 OF THIS... 241 00:15:41,443 --> 00:15:44,069 AHEM... ESTABLISHMENT? 242 00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:46,819 - EH, UH, NO. HE'S OUT OF TOWN. 243 00:15:46,860 --> 00:15:48,735 - OH, DON'T BE MODEST, MR. KRABS. 244 00:15:48,777 --> 00:15:51,069 HE'S RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERYTHING AT THE KRUSTY KRAB. 245 00:15:51,110 --> 00:15:53,610 - HEH HEH... NEW TRAINEE. 246 00:15:53,652 --> 00:15:56,985 - ACCORDING TO ARTICLE 57 OF THE GREASY SPOON CODE, 247 00:15:57,027 --> 00:16:01,401 MUST BE OPEN TO ALL CUSTOMERS, 248 00:16:01,443 --> 00:16:04,527 OR ANNOYING. 249 00:16:04,568 --> 00:16:06,735 - AND I'M BOTH OF THOSE THINGS! 250 00:16:06,777 --> 00:16:09,735 GUESS NOW, KRABS. 251 00:16:09,777 --> 00:16:11,568 - I WON'T DO IT, AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME! 252 00:16:11,610 --> 00:16:12,819 PFFFT! 253 00:16:12,860 --> 00:16:14,652 IF YOU REFUSE, 254 00:16:14,693 --> 00:16:17,276 I'LL SHUT DOWN THE KRUSTY KRAB. 255 00:16:17,318 --> 00:16:19,652 OH... FINE. 256 00:16:19,693 --> 00:16:21,610 TO PLANKTON! 257 00:16:21,652 --> 00:16:23,276 HEE HEE HEE HEE! 258 00:16:23,318 --> 00:16:25,027 - GOLLY, MR. KRABS. 259 00:16:25,069 --> 00:16:26,985 AND WINS A KRABBY PATTY? 260 00:16:27,027 --> 00:16:28,443 NO WORRIES. 261 00:16:28,485 --> 00:16:30,401 HASN'T GOT A CHANCE. 262 00:16:30,443 --> 00:16:34,027 HMM... 263 00:16:42,652 --> 00:16:47,276 FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND... 264 00:16:47,318 --> 00:16:49,318 THREE HUNDRED... 265 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:50,735 OOH, HE'S GETTING CLOSE. 266 00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:52,735 AND... ONE! 267 00:16:52,777 --> 00:16:56,151 WRONG! 268 00:16:56,193 --> 00:16:59,151 IT'S FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED AND NONE! 269 00:16:59,193 --> 00:17:02,027 YOU ARE ONE OVER THE MARK. YOU LOSE. 270 00:17:03,944 --> 00:17:07,735 - HOLD ON. IT'S NOT OFFICIAL UNLESS YOU COUNT THEM. 271 00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:09,944 - HA HA HA HA! YEAH! 272 00:17:13,069 --> 00:17:16,568 500,298, 500,299... 273 00:17:16,610 --> 00:17:21,443 500,300. 274 00:17:21,485 --> 00:17:23,069 I WIN! 275 00:17:25,443 --> 00:17:28,401 - EH... PFFFT! - HOLD ON. 276 00:17:28,443 --> 00:17:31,360 THERE'S SOMETHING ON THE LID. 277 00:17:31,401 --> 00:17:32,985 YOU MISSED A BUN SEED, MR. KRABS. 278 00:17:33,027 --> 00:17:37,777 PLANKTON WAS RIGHT. 279 00:17:37,819 --> 00:17:39,151 YES! 280 00:17:39,193 --> 00:17:41,985 TO GIVE MR. PLANKTON 281 00:17:42,027 --> 00:17:43,693 HIS PRIZE. 282 00:17:43,735 --> 00:17:45,443 YOU HEARD HIM, KRABS. 283 00:17:45,485 --> 00:17:47,652 GIVE ME A KRABBY PATTY. 284 00:17:47,693 --> 00:17:49,318 - I CAN'T. - WHAT? 285 00:17:52,110 --> 00:17:54,985 TO CLEAN THE GRILL FIRST. 286 00:17:55,027 --> 00:17:56,819 I CLEANED IT THIS MORNING. 287 00:17:56,860 --> 00:18:00,110 - EHH, DOESN'T YOUR SPATULA NEED ALIGNING OR SOMETHING? 288 00:18:00,151 --> 00:18:02,027 - NOPE, SHE'S PERFECTLY ALIGNED. 289 00:18:02,069 --> 00:18:03,610 DRAT YOUR EFFICIENCY! 290 00:18:03,652 --> 00:18:06,151 UH, HEH HEH... OH, YEAH! 291 00:18:06,193 --> 00:18:08,860 I CAN'T SERVE YOUR PATTY UNTIL AFTER THE SHOW. 292 00:18:08,902 --> 00:18:09,944 WHAT SHOW? 293 00:18:12,860 --> 00:18:17,276 WITH THE FREE KRABBY PATTY. SEE? 294 00:18:17,318 --> 00:18:20,069 - OH, COME ON! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 295 00:18:20,110 --> 00:18:24,151 "AND A SHOW.", 296 00:18:24,193 --> 00:18:25,360 I'LL ALLOW IT. 297 00:18:25,401 --> 00:18:26,193 DRAT! 298 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:34,276 "THE SHOW"? 299 00:18:34,318 --> 00:18:37,485 - NO, THIS ISN'T PART OF THE SHOW. 300 00:18:37,527 --> 00:18:40,860 - HMM. SUCH LOVELY FILIGREE. 301 00:18:40,902 --> 00:18:43,110 - WOULDN'T YOU AGREE? - EHH! 302 00:18:46,151 --> 00:18:47,568 PUPPETS! 303 00:18:47,610 --> 00:18:51,027 THERE WAS A HAPPY PATTY LADDIE. 304 00:18:56,527 --> 00:18:58,777 OF THE WORLD. 305 00:18:58,819 --> 00:19:02,360 ALAS, THERE IS ALSO 306 00:19:02,401 --> 00:19:04,610 FLANKTON! 307 00:19:04,652 --> 00:19:06,819 BOO! HISS! 308 00:19:06,860 --> 00:19:10,735 - SO ONE DAY, WHEN THE LAD WAS MINDING HIS OWN BUSINESS, 309 00:19:14,027 --> 00:19:16,777 OUT OF THE LADDIE'S FACE. 310 00:19:16,819 --> 00:19:20,735 AAH! AAH! 311 00:19:20,777 --> 00:19:24,652 AAH! OH MY FACE! 312 00:19:24,693 --> 00:19:26,985 OH, MY FACE! 313 00:19:27,027 --> 00:19:31,151 - OH, MY... - OKAY, WE GET IT ALREADY! 314 00:19:31,193 --> 00:19:34,443 UNFORTUNATELY FOR FLANKTON, 315 00:19:34,485 --> 00:19:36,568 THE PATTY DIDN'T SIT WELL WITH HIM, 316 00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:40,193 AND HE WAS SO EVIL, 317 00:19:40,235 --> 00:19:46,610 SOMETHING FIERCE... 318 00:19:46,652 --> 00:19:50,318 UNTIL EVENTUALLY, HE POPPED. 319 00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:51,777 THE END. 320 00:19:51,819 --> 00:19:56,485 OH, BRAVO! BRAVO. 321 00:19:58,944 --> 00:20:00,527 AND I DON'T? 322 00:20:00,568 --> 00:20:01,693 AND WHY AREN'T YOU 323 00:20:01,735 --> 00:20:02,944 COOKING MY PATTY? 324 00:20:02,985 --> 00:20:04,610 ALL RIGHT, SPONGEBOB, 325 00:20:04,652 --> 00:20:06,401 WE CAN'T STALL THEM ANY LONGER. 326 00:20:06,443 --> 00:20:08,276 MAKE A GOOD ONE, LADDIE. 327 00:20:08,318 --> 00:20:10,652 YOU'LL EVER COOK. 328 00:20:10,693 --> 00:20:13,568 - I'LL DO MY BEST, SIR. 329 00:20:19,276 --> 00:20:21,485 PSST. I GOT A PLAN. 330 00:20:21,527 --> 00:20:23,318 BUREAUCRAT BUSY. 331 00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:26,027 - UH, EXCUSE ME, MR. AGENT, SIR, 332 00:20:26,069 --> 00:20:28,276 WHILE WE'RE WAITING, 333 00:20:30,235 --> 00:20:34,735 TO... OH... TO THE MANY CODE VIOLATIONS YOU'LL FIND 334 00:20:34,777 --> 00:20:36,318 IT'S A DEATH TRAP. 335 00:20:55,985 --> 00:20:58,193 THERE WE GO. 336 00:20:58,235 --> 00:21:00,610 WHEW. THAT TAKES CARE OF THAT. 337 00:21:02,401 --> 00:21:05,568 AND IN THREE, TWO, ONE... 338 00:21:05,610 --> 00:21:07,610 - MR. KRABS! - SPONGEBOB. 339 00:21:07,652 --> 00:21:10,735 - MR. KRABS, IT'S AWFUL! WE'RE ALL OUT OF BUNS. 340 00:21:10,777 --> 00:21:12,318 NO BUNS? 341 00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:14,360 DRAT THE LUCK! 342 00:21:14,401 --> 00:21:16,568 - GOT A DELIVERY FOR THE KRUSTY KRAB. WHERE DO YOU WANT I SHOULD PUT THESE BUNS? 343 00:21:16,610 --> 00:21:19,485 - HA! GOOD THING I ORDERED US EXTRA, BU— 344 00:21:19,527 --> 00:21:23,443 FOR THE CONTEST... CROWD. 345 00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:39,151 FINALLY, AT LONG LAST! 346 00:21:39,193 --> 00:21:42,193 THE KRABBY PATTY IS MINE! 347 00:21:42,235 --> 00:21:43,944 WRAP THAT UP, SON. 348 00:21:43,985 --> 00:21:45,568 I'LL TAKE IT TO GO. 349 00:21:45,610 --> 00:21:48,568 - ONE KRABBY PATTY TO GO. HERE YOU ARE. 350 00:21:48,610 --> 00:21:50,527 OH, NO YOU DON'T! 351 00:21:50,568 --> 00:21:52,527 ON THE PREMISES. 352 00:21:52,568 --> 00:21:55,568 THEM'S THE RULES. 353 00:21:55,610 --> 00:21:58,401 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT IT SAYS. 354 00:21:58,443 --> 00:22:01,193 - SO? - OKAY, OKAY, I WILL! 355 00:22:01,235 --> 00:22:03,985 AAAUUU... 356 00:22:04,027 --> 00:22:08,235 I BID YOU GOOD DAY, SIR. 357 00:22:08,276 --> 00:22:12,652 - YOU GOTTA SWALLOW IT HERE, ON THE PREMISES. 358 00:22:12,693 --> 00:22:14,069 OH, COME ON. 359 00:22:14,110 --> 00:22:15,151 I'LL ALLOW IT. 360 00:22:15,193 --> 00:22:18,151 FINE! 361 00:22:21,401 --> 00:22:24,819 CAN I GO NOW? 362 00:22:24,860 --> 00:22:27,027 YAAAAAAH! 363 00:22:27,069 --> 00:22:29,069 EEEEEEHHH! 364 00:22:29,110 --> 00:22:30,527 KAREN, QUICK! 365 00:22:30,568 --> 00:22:33,401 OUT OF ME, STAT! 366 00:22:33,443 --> 00:22:35,276 ANESTHETIC? 367 00:22:35,318 --> 00:22:38,443 - THERE'S NO TIME. I CAN FEEL IT DIGESTING. 368 00:22:38,485 --> 00:22:41,443 - WHATEVER YOU SAY, DEAR. HOLD STILL. 369 00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:43,527 - THIS MAY PINCH A LITTLE. - AAAAAAAH! 370 00:22:43,568 --> 00:22:46,819 - UH, MR. KRABS? - WHAT IS IT, LAD? 371 00:22:46,860 --> 00:22:48,318 TAKE A LOOK. 372 00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:50,610 - KEEP IT MOVING. NICE AND ORDERLY. 373 00:22:50,652 --> 00:22:54,027 - HEY, EUGENE, YOU WANT A FREE KRABBY PATTY? 374 00:22:54,069 --> 00:22:58,069 I CAN FIT INTO THE CHUM BUCKET! - AAH! 375 00:22:58,110 --> 00:22:59,527 I FEEL TERRIBLE. 376 00:22:59,568 --> 00:23:01,610 STOMACH ACID. 377 00:23:03,027 --> 00:23:06,276 - YEAH, IT TASTES LIKE ASPIRIN AND CARROTS! 378 00:23:06,318 --> 00:23:09,401 UGH! GET IT OFF. GET IT OFF! 379 00:23:11,235 --> 00:23:13,401 WAIT. COME BACK! 380 00:23:13,443 --> 00:23:16,318 OH, COME ON, KAREN! WHAT HAPPENED? 381 00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:17,860 WHAT YOU ASKED. 382 00:23:17,902 --> 00:23:20,027 OF YOUR STOMACH, 383 00:23:20,069 --> 00:23:22,193 A KRABBY PATTY. 384 00:23:24,235 --> 00:23:27,069 TO SEE THAT LITTLE TWERP FAIL. 385 00:23:27,110 --> 00:23:29,193 OKAY, BOY-O, FUN TIME'S OVER. 386 00:23:29,235 --> 00:23:31,401 OUT OF THE TOILET. 387 00:23:31,443 --> 00:23:33,527 OH, YEAH, AND PUT THESE SEEDS BACK ON 'EM. 388 00:23:33,568 --> 00:23:36,902 - THAT'S MY KRABS!