ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
SQUAREPANTS!
- HI, SQUIDWARD. WHATCHA WATCHING?
- WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. - OH, IT'S A COMMERCIAL.
- THEY'RE NEW. THEY'RE...
SNAIL BITES!
OOH...
- HERE, I'LL CHANGE THE CHANNEL.
DON'T CHANGE THE CHANNEL!
- THAT'S RIGHT, SNAIL BITES!
- SNAIL BITES!
SNAIL BITES!
- SNAIL BITES!
SNAIL BITES!
SNAIL BITES.
SNAIL BITES!
- THEY'RE NEW. THEY'RE...
SNAIL BITES.
SNAIL BITES!
FOR SNAIL BITES,
AND SO WILL YOU!
SNAIL BITES.
- DID YOU SEE THAT, SQUIDWARD?
SNAIL BITES.
GARY, I'M HOME.
OH, GARY!
YOU'VE GOT A BIG SURPRISE COMING TO YOU.
- MEOW. - SNAIL BITES!
- MEOW.
THOSE SMELL GOOD?
MEOW!
ANOTHER SNAIL BITE?
CAN SOMEBODY ROLL OVER? ROLL OVER.
WE'LL HAVE SOME MORE OF THESE A LITTLE LATER.
- MEOW. - MORE TREATS?
MEOW. MEOW. MEOW.
- WELL, I CAN'T SAY NO TO MY WIDDLE GARE-BEAR.
- MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. MEOW.
- GARY, THAT'S AN AWFUL LOT OF SNAIL BITES FOR ONE EVENING.
ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT MORE?
WELL, I SUPPOSE ONE MORE WOULDN'T HURT.
OOPS, LOOKS LIKE THAT WAS THAT LAST OF 'EM, GARY.
WE'RE ALL OUT.
IT'S PROBABLY FOR THE BEST.
I'M GETTING PRETTY TIRED ANYWAY.
I THINK I'LL SKIP MY NIGHTLY
AND GO STRAIGHT TO BED.
- MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. MEOW.
MEOW. M—
- MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. MEOW.
GARY, PLEASE!
MEOW. MEOW. MEOW.
- GARY WILSON JUNIOR,
TOMORROW!
NOW, PLEASE LET ME... SLEEP!
MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. MEOW.
MEOW! MEOW! MEOW!
- GARY, IT IS 4:00 IN THE MORNING!
WHAT, EXACTLY, DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
MEOW.
GARY, THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
SEE? THE PET STORE WON'T BE OPEN FOR HOURS.
IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE.
CAN'T WE JUST GO HOME AND COME BACK IN THE MORNING?
- MEOW. - WELL, I JUST CAN'T SAY NO
TO MY WIDDLE GARE-BEAR.
GOOD NIGHT, GARY.
SEE YOU IN THE MORNING.
- MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. MEOW.
MEOW. MEOW. MEOW.
MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. MEOW.
MEOW. MEOW. MEOW.
EXCUSE ME...
- PLEASE, I'M JUST THE FLOOR MANAGER.
THE CASHIER WON'T BE HERE FOR ANOTHER HOUR.
SNAIL BITES?
WE NEED SOME SNAIL BITES.
- MEOW. - OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
ALMOST IMMEDIATELY.
MEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
OKAY, GARY, I'M OFF TO THE KRUSTY KRAB.
AS FUN-FILLED AS MINE.
WHOA! GARY?
YEAH, SO I WILL SEE YOU TONIGHT, GARY.
RRRRRR.
RRRRRR-RRRRR!
- GARY, IS THAT A BOX OF SNAIL BITES IN YOUR TEETH?
THAT'S FUNNY,
A HALF-FULL BOX IN THE KITCHEN.
- MEOW. - HMM?
MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. MEOW.
NORMALLY I'M SO SHY...
- MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. - HMM?
MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. MEOW.
MEOW. MEOW.
- GARY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
YOU'RE CAUSING A SCENE!
MEOW.
- I KNOW, YOU WANT MORE SNAIL BITES.
COMPLETELY SOLD OUT OF THEM.
- MEOW. - I KNOW, GARY.
- MEOW! - GARY, I JUST SAID
SOLD OUT OF SNAIL BITES!
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
- WELL, YOU COULD TRY GOING
WHERE THEY MAKE THEM.
THANKS A LOT.
- YOU'RE WHAT? - WE'RE CLOSED. DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU?
C-S-L-O-S-Z-E-D.
CL-OOOSED!
NOT ONLY THAT, BUT
SHIPPED OUT DAYS AGO.
THEY WERE SUCH A HIT, THEY FLEW OUT OF THE STORES,
AND NOW WE'VE RUN OUT OF INGREDIENTS.
FROM WHAT I HEAR,
ENTIRELY.
YEAH, AND WHY WOULDN'T HE, HUH?
HE'S MADE HIS MONEY.
- YOU SEE, GARY? THERE ARE NO MORE— - I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE I WOULDN'T DO THE SAME THING
IF I WERE IN HIS SHOES.
SO YOU SEE, GARY...
FOR A SECOND, PLEASE?
SORRY.
- GARY, THEY'RE COMPLETELY SOLD OUT.
LEFT IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.
- AND THERE NEVER WILL BE. - MEOW.
TO DO, GARY?
A BOX OF SNAIL BITES LEFT?
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT!
MEOW.
- MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. MEOW.
- GARY, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS MAP.
IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.
WE'VE BEEN TO EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM, GARY.
THE TREATS YOU'RE AFTER.
NOT... ONE.
I CAN'T KEEP LOOKING, GARY.
I JUST CAN'T.
MEOW. MEOW. MEOW.
MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. MEOW...
- HEY, SPONGEBOB. - MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. MEOW...
- YOUR SNAIL'S STILL MEOWING?
WITH THESE SITUATIONS.
YOU'RE THE SPONGE. HE IS THE SNAIL.
YOU JUST HAVE TO SAY "NO" IN A VERY FIRM VOICE.
- BUT I DON'T WANT TO SAY NO TO MY WIDDLE GARE-BEAR.
I WANT HIM TO BE HAPPY.
- WELL, YOU GOTTA BE FIRM, SPONGEBOB.
WHEN TO SAY NO.
WAIT, WAIT, IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUND.
UM, YOU'VE GOT TO KNOW WHEN TO SAY NO.
YEAH, THAT'S IT.
- BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY NO, PATRICK!
- NO PROBLEM, SPONGEBOB. YOU CAN PRACTICE ON ME.
PRETEND I'M GARY, AND TELL ME NO.
- NNNNNNN... I CAN'T!
YOU'RE SO CUTE!
DO IT, SPONGEBOB!
- NNNNNN... - DO IT!
- DO IT! DO IT! DO IT... - NNNNNNN...
NO.
- STOP IT!
MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. MEOW...
GARY, THIS WON'T BE EASY.
WHEN I MUST SAY...
NNN... NNN... NNN—
NNNN... OH, GARY! IT'S A FRAMED PHOTO
AT THE POUND.
LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY.
OH, AND A PHOTO OF THE TIME
AND LOLLIPOPS.
GARY, THIS IS THE MOST SPECIAL—
- OH. NICE TRY, GARY. - MEOW.
- GARE-BEAR, WE LOOKED EVERYWHERE.
SNAIL BITES.
I'M SORRY, GARY, BUT THE ANSWER IS... NO.
MEOW.
BITES SURE IS DELICIOUS.
HEY... IT'S EMPTY!
MEOW! MEOW! MEOW!
A HORN!
WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?
GRRRRR...
ATTENTION, KRUSTY KRAB PATRONS.
BEHOLD!
IT'S A JAR OF SEEDS.
BUN SEEDS.
- TODAY ONLY,
BUN SEED GUESSING CONTEST!
ARE IN THE JAR,
AND WIN A FR—FLL—PFF— SORRY.
A FR—FRE— I'M TRYING TO GET—
FREEEE KRABBY PATTY!
OOH...
- STEP RIGHT UP, GUESS RIGHT, AND WIN!
THEY'LL NEVER GUESS IT.
- HMM. THREE?
NO. NEXT, PLEASE.
42?
NOPE.
BILLIONS AND BILLIONS?
NNNNN... NO.
- BLUE. - NO.
- MERMAIDMAN? - THAT'S NOT EVEN A NUMBER.
AHEM. I HAVE A GUESS.
- PLANKTON! YOU DON'T GET TO GUESS.
- HEY! WHAT? YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
IT'S NOT FAIR.
- OOH, I'M SORRY, BUT IT'S ME RESTAURANT,
AND I CAN DO WHAT I PLEASE!
BESIDES, I KNOW YOU'LL TRY
ME SECRET FORMULA.
AAH...
- YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, KRABS!
I'M CALLIN' THE BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU!
- YEAH, RIGHT. LIKE THEY WOULD EVEN TAKE YOUR CALL.
- BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU.
- HELLO. YES, I HAVE A COMPLAINT.
THAT PLANKTON CRACKS ME UP.
ABOUT MY DUMB CONTEST.
OF THE BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU.
OF THIS...
AHEM... ESTABLISHMENT?
- EH, UH, NO. HE'S OUT OF TOWN.
- OH, DON'T BE MODEST, MR. KRABS.
HE'S RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERYTHING AT THE KRUSTY KRAB.
- HEH HEH... NEW TRAINEE.
- ACCORDING TO ARTICLE 57 OF THE GREASY SPOON CODE,
MUST BE OPEN TO ALL CUSTOMERS,
OR ANNOYING.
- AND I'M BOTH OF THOSE THINGS!
GUESS NOW, KRABS.
- I WON'T DO IT, AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!
PFFFT!
IF YOU REFUSE,
I'LL SHUT DOWN THE KRUSTY KRAB.
OH... FINE.
TO PLANKTON!
HEE HEE HEE HEE!
- GOLLY, MR. KRABS.
AND WINS A KRABBY PATTY?
NO WORRIES.
HASN'T GOT A CHANCE.
HMM...
FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND...
THREE HUNDRED...
OOH, HE'S GETTING CLOSE.
AND... ONE!
WRONG!
IT'S FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED AND NONE!
YOU ARE ONE OVER THE MARK. YOU LOSE.
- HOLD ON. IT'S NOT OFFICIAL UNLESS YOU COUNT THEM.
- HA HA HA HA! YEAH!
500,298, 500,299...
500,300.
I WIN!
- EH... PFFFT! - HOLD ON.
THERE'S SOMETHING ON THE LID.
YOU MISSED A BUN SEED, MR. KRABS.
PLANKTON WAS RIGHT.
YES!
TO GIVE MR. PLANKTON
HIS PRIZE.
YOU HEARD HIM, KRABS.
GIVE ME A KRABBY PATTY.
- I CAN'T. - WHAT?
TO CLEAN THE GRILL FIRST.
I CLEANED IT THIS MORNING.
- EHH, DOESN'T YOUR SPATULA NEED ALIGNING OR SOMETHING?
- NOPE, SHE'S PERFECTLY ALIGNED.
DRAT YOUR EFFICIENCY!
UH, HEH HEH... OH, YEAH!
I CAN'T SERVE YOUR PATTY UNTIL AFTER THE SHOW.
WHAT SHOW?
WITH THE FREE KRABBY PATTY. SEE?
- OH, COME ON! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
"AND A SHOW.",
I'LL ALLOW IT.
DRAT!
"THE SHOW"?
- NO, THIS ISN'T PART OF THE SHOW.
- HMM. SUCH LOVELY FILIGREE.
- WOULDN'T YOU AGREE? - EHH!
PUPPETS!
THERE WAS A HAPPY PATTY LADDIE.
OF THE WORLD.
ALAS, THERE IS ALSO
FLANKTON!
BOO! HISS!
- SO ONE DAY, WHEN THE LAD WAS MINDING HIS OWN BUSINESS,
OUT OF THE LADDIE'S FACE.
AAH! AAH!
AAH! OH MY FACE!
OH, MY FACE!
- OH, MY... - OKAY, WE GET IT ALREADY!
UNFORTUNATELY FOR FLANKTON,
THE PATTY DIDN'T SIT WELL WITH HIM,
AND HE WAS SO EVIL,
SOMETHING FIERCE...
UNTIL EVENTUALLY, HE POPPED.
THE END.
OH, BRAVO! BRAVO.
AND I DON'T?
AND WHY AREN'T YOU
COOKING MY PATTY?
ALL RIGHT, SPONGEBOB,
WE CAN'T STALL THEM ANY LONGER.
MAKE A GOOD ONE, LADDIE.
YOU'LL EVER COOK.
- I'LL DO MY BEST, SIR.
PSST. I GOT A PLAN.
BUREAUCRAT BUSY.
- UH, EXCUSE ME, MR. AGENT, SIR,
WHILE WE'RE WAITING,
TO... OH... TO THE MANY CODE VIOLATIONS YOU'LL FIND
IT'S A DEATH TRAP.
THERE WE GO.
WHEW. THAT TAKES CARE OF THAT.
AND IN THREE, TWO, ONE...
- MR. KRABS! - SPONGEBOB.
- MR. KRABS, IT'S AWFUL! WE'RE ALL OUT OF BUNS.
NO BUNS?
DRAT THE LUCK!
- GOT A DELIVERY FOR THE KRUSTY KRAB. WHERE DO YOU WANT I SHOULD PUT THESE BUNS?
- HA! GOOD THING I ORDERED US EXTRA, BU—
FOR THE CONTEST... CROWD.
FINALLY, AT LONG LAST!
THE KRABBY PATTY IS MINE!
WRAP THAT UP, SON.
I'LL TAKE IT TO GO.
- ONE KRABBY PATTY TO GO. HERE YOU ARE.
OH, NO YOU DON'T!
ON THE PREMISES.
THEM'S THE RULES.
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT IT SAYS.
- SO? - OKAY, OKAY, I WILL!
AAAUUU...
I BID YOU GOOD DAY, SIR.
- YOU GOTTA SWALLOW IT HERE, ON THE PREMISES.
OH, COME ON.
I'LL ALLOW IT.
FINE!
CAN I GO NOW?
YAAAAAAH!
EEEEEEHHH!
KAREN, QUICK!
OUT OF ME, STAT!
ANESTHETIC?
- THERE'S NO TIME. I CAN FEEL IT DIGESTING.
- WHATEVER YOU SAY, DEAR. HOLD STILL.
- THIS MAY PINCH A LITTLE. - AAAAAAAH!
- UH, MR. KRABS? - WHAT IS IT, LAD?
TAKE A LOOK.
- KEEP IT MOVING. NICE AND ORDERLY.
- HEY, EUGENE, YOU WANT A FREE KRABBY PATTY?
I CAN FIT INTO THE CHUM BUCKET! - AAH!
I FEEL TERRIBLE.
STOMACH ACID.
- YEAH, IT TASTES LIKE ASPIRIN AND CARROTS!
UGH! GET IT OFF. GET IT OFF!
WAIT. COME BACK!
OH, COME ON, KAREN! WHAT HAPPENED?
WHAT YOU ASKED.
OF YOUR STOMACH,
A KRABBY PATTY.
TO SEE THAT LITTLE TWERP FAIL.
OKAY, BOY-O, FUN TIME'S OVER.
OUT OF THE TOILET.
OH, YEAH, AND PUT THESE SEEDS BACK ON 'EM.
- THAT'S MY KRABS!