1 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:23,147 - WHY, I'D RECOGNIZE THAT SOUND ANYWHERE. 2 00:00:23,188 --> 00:00:25,647 IT'S THE SOUND OF HORRIBLE, CROAKING SOBBING. 3 00:00:27,896 --> 00:00:31,689 - OH, NEPTUNE, WHY, OH, WHY? 4 00:00:31,730 --> 00:00:33,980 - PLANKTON? - NO, PLEASE. 5 00:00:34,021 --> 00:00:35,605 I'D GET THE MONEY. 6 00:00:35,647 --> 00:00:38,147 PLEASE, I... OH, IT'S YOU. 7 00:00:38,188 --> 00:00:40,021 - PLANKTON, WHAT'S GOT YOU SO UPSET? 8 00:00:40,063 --> 00:00:42,147 FROM THREE BLOCKS AWAY. 9 00:00:42,188 --> 00:00:43,522 OH, THAT. 10 00:00:43,564 --> 00:00:45,980 IT'S THIS DOOMSDAY DEVICE I INVENTED. 11 00:00:46,021 --> 00:00:48,397 IT JUST DOESN'T DO WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO DO. 12 00:00:48,439 --> 00:00:50,771 - DOOMSDAY DEVICE? WELL, WHAT'S IT SUPPOSED TO DO? 13 00:00:50,813 --> 00:00:54,355 - WELL, IT'S SUPPOSED TO UPSET THE EARTH'S AXIS, 14 00:00:54,397 --> 00:00:57,063 WITH TYPHOONS, EARTHQUAKES, 15 00:00:57,105 --> 00:00:59,188 - ETCETERA, ETCETERA. - SO WHAT DOES IT DO INSTEAD? 16 00:00:59,230 --> 00:01:02,021 AND FALLS APART. 17 00:01:02,063 --> 00:01:03,730 - SPARKS AND FALLS APART? - YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME? 18 00:01:03,771 --> 00:01:07,063 - NO, NO, I BELIEVE YOU! I—I... 19 00:01:07,105 --> 00:01:08,813 BELIEVE YOU. 20 00:01:08,855 --> 00:01:10,605 OH, WHAT'S THE USE? 21 00:01:10,647 --> 00:01:12,522 THE SAME OLD THING. 22 00:01:12,564 --> 00:01:16,480 OF FAILURES AND DISAPPOINTMENTS. 23 00:01:16,522 --> 00:01:18,021 - WELL, LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, PLANKTON. 24 00:01:18,063 --> 00:01:20,771 FINALLY CAME TRUE, 25 00:01:20,813 --> 00:01:23,147 THEN YOU WOULDN'T HAVE ANYTHING LEFT TO LOOK FORWARD TO. 26 00:01:23,188 --> 00:01:25,980 - WELL, I DIDN'T THINK I COULD FEEL ANY WORSE, 27 00:01:26,021 --> 00:01:28,647 THAT ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE. 28 00:01:28,689 --> 00:01:30,355 PLANKTON, WAIT. 29 00:01:30,397 --> 00:01:32,813 - WAIT. WAIT. - I'M WAITING. 30 00:01:32,855 --> 00:01:35,313 IS TO JOIN A CLUB OR SOMETHING. 31 00:01:35,355 --> 00:01:37,813 MEET NEW PEOPLE. YOU KNOW, MAKE SOME FRIENDS. 32 00:01:37,855 --> 00:01:40,063 HMM, YES, YES. 33 00:01:40,105 --> 00:01:43,272 AN EVIL ALLIANCE? 34 00:01:43,313 --> 00:01:44,896 - UM, SOMETHING 35 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:47,063 EXCELLENT IDEA. 36 00:01:47,105 --> 00:01:51,063 LIKE ME FIND NEW FRIENDS? 37 00:01:51,105 --> 00:01:53,938 - WELL, USUALLY WHEN I'M TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING, 38 00:01:53,980 --> 00:01:55,813 IN THE PHONE BOOK. 39 00:01:55,855 --> 00:02:00,313 OH, GREAT, THANKS. 40 00:02:00,355 --> 00:02:03,522 NOW LET'S SEE HERE... 41 00:02:03,564 --> 00:02:06,938 AH, HERE WE GO. "EVIL VILLAIN FOR HIRE." 42 00:02:06,980 --> 00:02:10,021 "CALL MAN RAY. NO JOB TOO DIABOLICAL." 43 00:02:10,063 --> 00:02:12,480 - MAN RAY? BUT HE'S ONE OF BIKINI BOTTOM'S 44 00:02:12,522 --> 00:02:14,522 SUPER VILLAINS. 45 00:02:17,272 --> 00:02:19,564 AND BARNACLE BOY... AND HE'S IN THE PHONE BOOK? 46 00:02:19,605 --> 00:02:22,105 - PLANKTON. 47 00:02:22,147 --> 00:02:24,522 YOU WERE LOOKING UNDER "FIENDS," NOT "FRIENDS." 48 00:02:24,564 --> 00:02:26,355 OH, I KNOW, SPONGEBOB. 49 00:02:26,397 --> 00:02:28,355 I KNOW. 50 00:02:43,605 --> 00:02:48,313 MAN RAY, WE MEET AT LONG LAST. 51 00:02:48,355 --> 00:02:50,063 AND WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT TO FIND YOU HERE, 52 00:02:50,105 --> 00:02:53,397 RESTOCKING VENDING MACHINES? 53 00:02:53,439 --> 00:02:57,147 THAT'S VERY CLEVER, MAN RAY, VERY CLEVER. 54 00:02:57,188 --> 00:03:00,272 IN EVIL ALLIANCE. 55 00:03:00,313 --> 00:03:02,188 HAVE WE MET? 56 00:03:02,230 --> 00:03:05,771 - DON'T YOU REMEMBER? WE SPOKE ON THE PHONE. 57 00:03:05,813 --> 00:03:09,105 I, PLANKTON, KNOW OF A SECRET FORMULA. 58 00:03:09,147 --> 00:03:11,855 THE SECRET. 59 00:03:11,896 --> 00:03:16,105 OF THE KRUSTY KRAB, 60 00:03:18,397 --> 00:03:20,896 CONTROLS BIKINI BOTTOM. 61 00:03:20,938 --> 00:03:23,605 IS IN OUR POSSESSION, WE... 62 00:03:23,647 --> 00:03:26,313 I'M LISTENING. 63 00:03:26,355 --> 00:03:28,771 WE WILL STEAL THE FORMULA, 64 00:03:28,813 --> 00:03:31,522 CRUSH MR. KRABS, AND RULE THE WORLD! 65 00:03:42,313 --> 00:03:44,063 OOH? 66 00:03:44,105 --> 00:03:45,147 PLANKTON! 67 00:03:45,188 --> 00:03:46,938 - OH, DON'T MIND ME, KRABS. 68 00:03:46,980 --> 00:03:49,522 I'M JUST TAKING A FEW MEASUREMENTS. 69 00:03:49,564 --> 00:03:51,313 THERE'S ENOUGH ROOM 70 00:03:51,355 --> 00:03:54,313 I ASSUME OWNERSHIP OF THIS DUMP. 71 00:03:56,230 --> 00:03:59,605 LIKE YESTERDAY'S GARBAGE, 72 00:03:59,647 --> 00:04:01,355 THERE'S SOMEONE I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET. 73 00:04:01,397 --> 00:04:03,230 COME ON OUT, PARTNER. 74 00:04:03,272 --> 00:04:05,355 - PARTNER? THAT'S THE SILLIEST THING YOU'VE EVER... 75 00:04:05,397 --> 00:04:06,439 AAH! AAH! AAH! 76 00:04:12,730 --> 00:04:16,896 AND YOUR NEW OVERLORD... MAN RAY. 77 00:04:16,938 --> 00:04:18,771 HELLO. 78 00:04:18,813 --> 00:04:20,896 AAH! 79 00:04:20,938 --> 00:04:22,938 - HMM, WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID? 80 00:04:22,980 --> 00:04:25,063 AND GLASSES! 81 00:04:25,105 --> 00:04:27,063 DOOM IS UPON US... 82 00:04:27,105 --> 00:04:30,522 AND IT'S DRESSED IN A RED LEOTARD! 83 00:04:30,564 --> 00:04:32,480 MR. KRABS! 84 00:04:32,522 --> 00:04:34,230 ONTO YOUR GLASSES, 85 00:04:34,272 --> 00:04:37,188 EXTRA-LARGE MILKSHAKE CUPS. 86 00:04:37,230 --> 00:04:38,689 DO THESE COUNT? 87 00:04:38,730 --> 00:04:40,980 - NEVER MIND THAT NOW. 88 00:04:42,272 --> 00:04:44,439 EMERGENCY SEARCHLIGHT. 89 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:45,896 EMERGENCY SEARCHLIGHT? 90 00:04:45,938 --> 00:04:47,522 OH, WHAT FOR? 91 00:04:47,564 --> 00:04:50,647 - BECAUSE WE'RE HAVING AN EMERGENCY! 92 00:04:50,689 --> 00:04:54,896 OH, AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN. 93 00:04:54,938 --> 00:04:58,105 ISN'T AS FOOLISH AS I THOUGHT. 94 00:04:58,147 --> 00:04:59,855 HE'S BOARDED UP THE FRONT ENTRANCE. 95 00:04:59,896 --> 00:05:02,896 WHAT WE NEED TO DO NOW. 96 00:05:02,938 --> 00:05:05,272 RIGHT, OF COURSE. 97 00:05:05,313 --> 00:05:09,647 - YOU CAN RELAX NOW, SQUIDWARD. THEY'RE NOT GETTING IN. 98 00:05:09,689 --> 00:05:10,938 NEVER MIND. 99 00:05:10,980 --> 00:05:12,730 - WHERE IS IT? WHERE IS IT? 100 00:05:12,771 --> 00:05:14,647 BE ANYWHERE UP HERE. 101 00:05:14,689 --> 00:05:15,980 OH, THERE. 102 00:05:17,938 --> 00:05:21,605 YES, MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY WILL BE HERE IN NO TIME. 103 00:05:25,063 --> 00:05:27,605 FOR NIGHTTIME EMERGENCIES. 104 00:05:30,564 --> 00:05:32,021 HELP! HELP! 105 00:05:32,063 --> 00:05:35,313 MUST FIND MERMAID MAN... BARNACLE BOY. 106 00:05:35,355 --> 00:05:38,522 MAN RAY! KRUSTY KRAB! TAKING OVER! 107 00:05:42,272 --> 00:05:43,647 SORRY, KID. 108 00:05:43,689 --> 00:05:47,105 THIS IS A RETIREMENT COMMUNITY, NOT AN INSANE ASYLUM. 109 00:05:57,272 --> 00:05:59,730 HUH? DO YOU HEAR THAT? 110 00:05:59,771 --> 00:06:02,439 AIR CONDITIONER ACTING UP. 111 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:04,230 I'LL FIX IT. 112 00:06:06,980 --> 00:06:08,480 YOU OLD PIECE OF JUNK. 113 00:06:11,605 --> 00:06:13,272 YEP, THAT MUST'VE BEEN IT. 114 00:06:13,313 --> 00:06:15,397 IT'S NOT MAKING THAT SOUND ANYMORE. 115 00:06:15,439 --> 00:06:19,855 - WELL, WELL, WELL, THE KRUSTY KRAB IS FINALLY OURS. 116 00:06:19,896 --> 00:06:23,147 FORMULA AND RULE THE WORLD. 117 00:06:23,188 --> 00:06:24,730 HAND IT OVER, EUGENE. 118 00:06:24,771 --> 00:06:27,896 - NO WAY. YOU'LL NEVER 119 00:06:27,938 --> 00:06:29,147 KRABBY PATTIES. 120 00:06:29,188 --> 00:06:30,522 WAIT A MINUTE. 121 00:06:32,647 --> 00:06:34,397 FOR WORLD DOMINATION. 122 00:06:34,439 --> 00:06:36,230 - THERE'S A DIRECT CORRELATION. 123 00:06:38,147 --> 00:06:40,188 WORLD CONTROL. 124 00:06:40,230 --> 00:06:42,730 TO TASTE A KRABBY PATTY. 125 00:06:42,771 --> 00:06:44,397 THEN YOU'LL UNDERSTAND. 126 00:06:44,439 --> 00:06:48,063 YOU, THERE. BRING US A COUPLE OF KRABBY PATTIES A.S.A.P. 127 00:06:48,105 --> 00:06:49,980 SQUIDWARD. 128 00:06:50,021 --> 00:06:51,605 - SQUIDWARD. - HUH? 129 00:06:51,647 --> 00:06:53,771 I DON'T GET PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS. 130 00:06:58,855 --> 00:07:03,605 HMM. 131 00:07:03,647 --> 00:07:05,730 GOOD AFTERNOON. 132 00:07:05,771 --> 00:07:06,605 AFTERNOON, SIR. 133 00:07:14,272 --> 00:07:15,605 OOH. 134 00:07:16,896 --> 00:07:18,313 MERMAID MAN, BARNACLE BOY! 135 00:07:18,355 --> 00:07:20,564 MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE? 136 00:07:20,605 --> 00:07:25,063 OF COURSE. 137 00:07:29,188 --> 00:07:31,938 I'M SORRY, BUT I'M GONNA HAVE TO EXCUSE MYSELF. 138 00:07:31,980 --> 00:07:34,938 - I-I... - HI, HANDSOME. 139 00:07:34,980 --> 00:07:38,896 - DO YOU WANT TO DANCE? - CERTAINLY. 140 00:07:38,938 --> 00:07:41,855 - HANDS OFF, I SAW HIM FIRST. 141 00:07:41,896 --> 00:07:43,896 - THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK, SISTER. 142 00:07:43,938 --> 00:07:46,355 - IT'S MY TURN. - I SAW HIM FIRST. 143 00:07:46,397 --> 00:07:48,355 - NO, I SAW HIM FIRST. - I WANT TO DANCE. 144 00:07:48,397 --> 00:07:50,230 - MERMAID MAN! BARNACLE BOY! 145 00:07:50,272 --> 00:07:52,272 - I MEAN, I REALLY NEVER LIKED THESE THINGS ANYWAY. 146 00:07:52,313 --> 00:07:54,230 AAH! MERMAID MAN! 147 00:07:56,397 --> 00:07:58,105 AH, HERE WE GO. 148 00:07:58,147 --> 00:08:01,230 - TWO KRABBY PATTIES. ENJOY YOUR MEAL. 149 00:08:01,272 --> 00:08:04,980 - OH, WE WILL. WE'LL ENJOY IT A LOT, SLAVE. 150 00:08:08,272 --> 00:08:09,938 - WELL... 151 00:08:09,980 --> 00:08:13,105 NOW THAT YOU'VE EXPERIENCED A KRABBY PATTY FIRSTHAND, 152 00:08:15,980 --> 00:08:17,564 AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD? 153 00:08:17,605 --> 00:08:20,522 - MMM, IT CERTAINLY WAS TASTY. 154 00:08:22,813 --> 00:08:24,313 BEFORE I KNOW FOR SURE. 155 00:08:24,355 --> 00:08:26,980 - HEY, THAT ONE WAS MINE! 156 00:08:27,021 --> 00:08:30,147 WELL, ARE YOU SATISFIED? 157 00:08:30,188 --> 00:08:32,730 CAN WE GET ON WITH OUR LIVES NOW? 158 00:08:32,771 --> 00:08:36,771 - HMM, SATISFIED? NOT QUITE. 159 00:08:36,813 --> 00:08:40,063 ANOTHER HELPING OF RESEARCH. 160 00:08:40,105 --> 00:08:41,605 UH, YOU, THERE. 161 00:08:41,647 --> 00:08:44,771 KRABBY PATTIES, PLEASE. 162 00:08:46,938 --> 00:08:49,397 - MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY! MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY! 163 00:08:49,439 --> 00:08:51,522 MERMAID MAN AND... WHOA! 164 00:08:51,564 --> 00:08:53,647 AAH! 165 00:08:53,689 --> 00:08:56,439 - WHAT THE... - IS NAPTIME OVER ALREADY? 166 00:08:56,480 --> 00:08:59,105 - COME QUICK! KRUSTY KRAB IS IN DIRE STRAITS! 167 00:08:59,147 --> 00:09:00,313 TEAMED UP, 168 00:09:00,355 --> 00:09:01,980 AND BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 169 00:09:02,021 --> 00:09:04,272 ONE OF THE NEW GUYS. 170 00:09:04,313 --> 00:09:05,771 - WELL, KID, WE'D LIKE TO HELP OUT, 171 00:09:05,813 --> 00:09:07,439 BUT WE CAN'T JUST YET. 172 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:08,647 YOU CAN'T? 173 00:09:08,689 --> 00:09:10,605 - WELL, WE JUST WOKE UP FROM OUR NAP. 174 00:09:10,647 --> 00:09:14,896 USUALLY SERVE ICE CREAM. 175 00:09:14,938 --> 00:09:18,564 - SO IN THE MEANTIME, UH, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO BE YOUR OWN HERO. 176 00:09:18,605 --> 00:09:20,896 TO WAIT FOR ICE CREAM TOO. 177 00:09:24,813 --> 00:09:26,480 - SPONGEBOB, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 178 00:09:26,522 --> 00:09:28,063 I'VE BEEN COVERING FOR YOU 179 00:09:28,105 --> 00:09:30,021 FOR THE PAST THREE HOURS. 180 00:09:30,063 --> 00:09:32,355 IT'S GONNA SNAP IN HALF. 181 00:09:34,147 --> 00:09:36,355 IT'S THAT GUY IN RED. 182 00:09:36,397 --> 00:09:38,480 HE'S A REALLY HIGH-MAINTENANCE CUSTOMER. 183 00:09:38,522 --> 00:09:42,021 THE SECRET FORMULA NOW? 184 00:09:42,063 --> 00:09:43,771 PRETTY PLEASE, MAN RAY? 185 00:09:43,813 --> 00:09:45,647 I MUST HAVE MORE. 186 00:09:45,689 --> 00:09:47,272 KRABBY PATTIES. 187 00:09:47,313 --> 00:09:51,355 KRABBY PATTIES! 188 00:09:51,397 --> 00:09:52,813 STAND ASIDE, SQUIDWARD. 189 00:09:52,855 --> 00:09:54,564 I'M GONNA BE MY OWN HERO. 190 00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:59,397 THANK YOU, SIR. ENJOY YOUR MEAL. 191 00:09:59,439 --> 00:10:03,188 - AT LAST. 192 00:10:03,230 --> 00:10:04,980 ALL RIGHT, FINE. 193 00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:08,230 I'LL JUST STEAL THE SECRET FORMULA MYSELF. 194 00:10:08,272 --> 00:10:11,730 OH, AND MAN RAY? THIS FRIENDSHIP IS OVER. 195 00:10:16,063 --> 00:10:18,647 NO, NO, NO MORE. 196 00:10:18,689 --> 00:10:22,564 CAN'T. EAT. ANOTHER... 197 00:10:22,605 --> 00:10:24,230 THERE HE IS. 198 00:10:25,855 --> 00:10:30,813 ALL RIGHT, MAN RAY. LUNCHTIME'S OVER. 199 00:10:30,855 --> 00:10:33,980 - WHAT? HOW DID YOU TWO KNOW I WAS HERE? 200 00:10:34,021 --> 00:10:36,313 TOLD US. 201 00:10:36,355 --> 00:10:39,272 - THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. 202 00:10:39,313 --> 00:10:42,522 - HERE YOU GO, PLANKTON. - WHAT'S THIS? 203 00:10:42,564 --> 00:10:45,896 - IT'S THE BILL. FOR YOUR PARTNER. 204 00:11:01,522 --> 00:11:03,605 JUST CLOCK OUT ALREADY. 205 00:11:03,647 --> 00:11:05,813 I'M TRYING, SQUIDWARD. 206 00:11:05,855 --> 00:11:09,355 UPSETTING PART OF THE DAY. 207 00:11:09,397 --> 00:11:10,896 I'LL BE HOME, 208 00:11:12,689 --> 00:11:13,855 FROM MY DAY AT WORK. 209 00:11:13,896 --> 00:11:16,313 I'M ALL OVER IT, BOSS MAN. 210 00:11:16,355 --> 00:11:19,355 - ORDER UP, GARE-WARD. 211 00:11:19,397 --> 00:11:21,313 - IT'S JUST SO HARD TO LEAVE, 212 00:11:21,355 --> 00:11:23,896 EVEN FOR ONE NIGHT. 213 00:11:23,938 --> 00:11:27,771 I BEG TO DIFFER. 214 00:11:27,813 --> 00:11:29,730 I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT THIS PLACE. 215 00:11:29,771 --> 00:11:31,605 IT'S DISGUSTING. 216 00:11:31,647 --> 00:11:34,021 OUR CHEAP BOSS. 217 00:11:36,605 --> 00:11:38,063 - WHOO-HOO! GOT IT. 218 00:11:38,105 --> 00:11:39,522 HEY, WHO ARE YOU CALLING CHEAP? 219 00:11:39,564 --> 00:11:43,188 - THE GUY WHO WON'T EVEN SPRING FOR A DOORMAT. 220 00:11:43,230 --> 00:11:45,730 - OH, GIVE ME A BREAK, MR. COMPLAINS-A-LOT. 221 00:11:45,771 --> 00:11:48,980 ABOUT RUNNING A RESTAURANT. 222 00:11:50,522 --> 00:11:52,439 - WELL, IF I DID RUN A RESTAURANT, 223 00:11:57,980 --> 00:11:59,021 JUST TO GET A TABLE. 224 00:12:03,896 --> 00:12:08,147 SEE YOU FELLOWS TOMORROW. 225 00:12:08,188 --> 00:12:11,313 GOURMET KNOW-HOW. 226 00:12:11,355 --> 00:12:12,647 LAUGH IT UP. 227 00:12:14,397 --> 00:12:17,480 THE CHUM BUCKET A SUCCESS. 228 00:12:17,522 --> 00:12:19,605 HEY. HEY! 229 00:12:19,647 --> 00:12:21,896 HEY! 230 00:12:21,938 --> 00:12:23,480 I'M YELLING OVER HERE! 231 00:12:27,938 --> 00:12:32,105 - OUCH, OOH, I THINK I PICKED UP A TICK. 232 00:12:32,147 --> 00:12:33,896 PLANKTON, WHAT DO YOU WANT? 233 00:12:33,938 --> 00:12:36,730 - WELL, I'D LIKE TO TAKE YOU UP 234 00:12:36,771 --> 00:12:39,021 A SUCCESS. 235 00:12:39,063 --> 00:12:41,980 - OH, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. 236 00:12:42,021 --> 00:12:44,063 - I DON'T VALUE YOU AT ALL. 237 00:12:44,105 --> 00:12:46,188 I'LL DO IT. 238 00:12:46,230 --> 00:12:49,063 - DON'T YOU THINK THAT WORKING 239 00:12:49,105 --> 00:12:52,063 CONFLICT OF INTEREST, SQUIDWARD? 240 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,564 - GEE, SPONGEBOB, I HADN'T THOUGHT OF THAT. 241 00:12:54,605 --> 00:12:55,896 YOU'RE RIGHT. 242 00:12:55,938 --> 00:12:58,439 I QUIT. 243 00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:02,813 ICK, A BIT INDUSTRIAL, BUT I CAN MAKE IT WORK. 244 00:13:02,855 --> 00:13:06,730 YOU CALL THIS A KITCHEN? 245 00:13:08,980 --> 00:13:12,771 TO HIS ADORING FANS. 246 00:13:12,813 --> 00:13:15,689 GREAT, TWO MEGALOMANIACS. 247 00:13:15,730 --> 00:13:18,355 - I DON'T SEE ANY USE FOR ALL THESE OLD CLAPTRAPS. 248 00:13:18,397 --> 00:13:20,355 BREAK THEM DOWN FOR PARTS. 249 00:13:20,397 --> 00:13:23,689 - BUT—BUT THAT'S MY CHUM-FUELED ANTENNAE MASSAGER. 250 00:13:23,730 --> 00:13:26,647 - OH, I'M SORRY, REMIND ME... 251 00:13:26,689 --> 00:13:28,522 WHO'S IN COMPLETE CREATIVE CONTROL HERE? 252 00:13:28,564 --> 00:13:31,480 AND REDECORATE, PAL. 253 00:13:31,522 --> 00:13:32,855 HAVEN'T PROVEN 254 00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:34,647 HOW YOU'RE GONNA MAKE CHUM EDIBLE. 255 00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:37,771 IN THE PUDDING, THEN, ISN'T IT? 256 00:13:37,813 --> 00:13:39,188 - YOU'RE MAKING CHUM PUDDING? 257 00:13:39,230 --> 00:13:42,564 - I'M MAKING CHUM FRICASSEE. 258 00:13:42,605 --> 00:13:44,230 - FRICA-WHAT? 259 00:13:44,272 --> 00:13:47,439 - SEE, PLANKTON, THERE'S A TRICK TO MAKING CHUM EDIBLE. 260 00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:53,855 GRANDMA TENTACLES'S SECRET FRICASSEE RECIPE. 261 00:13:53,896 --> 00:13:57,605 - SECRET RECIPE, YOU SAY, EH? WHAT'S IN IT? 262 00:13:57,647 --> 00:13:59,771 - NICE TRY, TINY CYCLOPS. 263 00:13:59,813 --> 00:14:01,647 YOU WON'T GET GRANDMA'S 264 00:14:01,689 --> 00:14:04,313 THAT EASILY. 265 00:14:04,355 --> 00:14:07,313 CANNOT BE RUSHED. 266 00:14:07,355 --> 00:14:10,938 FOR EXACTLY 24 HOURS. 267 00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:12,689 24 HOURS LATER. 268 00:14:14,522 --> 00:14:16,980 BLANKY? HUH? 269 00:14:17,021 --> 00:14:21,313 THIS IS THE SECRET STUFF? DOESN'T LOOK VERY PROMISING. 270 00:14:21,355 --> 00:14:23,647 - OH, JUST TASTE IT ALREADY. 271 00:14:23,689 --> 00:14:27,439 - WELL, THE SMELL DOESN'T MAKE ME RETCH. 272 00:14:30,896 --> 00:14:35,105 HEY, THAT AIN'T BAD AT ALL. 273 00:14:35,147 --> 00:14:37,230 IT'S ACTUALLY AMAZING. 274 00:14:41,313 --> 00:14:45,647 IN THE FORM OF CHUM. 275 00:14:45,689 --> 00:14:51,230 SQUIDWARD, MY FRIEND, YOU'LL BE THE TOAST OF BIKINI BOTTOM. 276 00:14:51,272 --> 00:14:54,647 TO MAKE YOU A STAR. 277 00:14:54,689 --> 00:14:56,564 A STAR. 278 00:14:56,605 --> 00:14:59,230 A STAR. 279 00:14:59,272 --> 00:15:01,313 HELLO, HUNGRY EATERS. 280 00:15:01,355 --> 00:15:03,605 IT'S TIME FOR FLAVORS OF THE BOTTOM, 281 00:15:03,647 --> 00:15:06,689 IN BIKINI BOTTOM, 282 00:15:06,730 --> 00:15:09,313 PERCH PERKINS. 283 00:15:09,355 --> 00:15:11,272 - HEY, ALL YOU BOTTOM FEEDERS. 284 00:15:11,313 --> 00:15:13,063 IF YOU'VE ALREADY EATEN, WELL, YOU MIGHT WANT 285 00:15:13,105 --> 00:15:14,896 FOR SECONDS, 286 00:15:14,938 --> 00:15:17,564 'CAUSE WE'RE TASTING BIKINI BOTTOM'S SENSATIONAL 287 00:15:17,605 --> 00:15:20,522 NEW UPSCALE EATERY, LE CHUM BUCKET. 288 00:15:20,564 --> 00:15:23,021 THOSE CLASSY DINERS. 289 00:15:23,063 --> 00:15:24,230 WHAT'S ON THE MENU? 290 00:15:24,272 --> 00:15:26,771 IT'S CALLED CHUM FRICASSEE. 291 00:15:26,813 --> 00:15:29,689 EARLIER, I SPOKE TO HEAD CHEF SQUIDWARD TENTACLES. 292 00:15:29,730 --> 00:15:35,647 IT'S SUCH A FRICA-SUCCESS. 293 00:15:35,689 --> 00:15:38,813 - ACTUALLY, I CAN'T SHARE THE RECIPE WITH YOU. 294 00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:41,564 - IT'S A SECRET. - WHAT? 295 00:15:41,605 --> 00:15:43,771 THAT'S RIGHT, KRABS. 296 00:15:43,813 --> 00:15:46,813 A SECRET FORMULA, 297 00:15:46,855 --> 00:15:50,813 AND IT'S IN A BOTTLE, AND YOU CAN'T HAVE IT. 298 00:15:50,855 --> 00:15:53,397 - GIVE THAT BACK, PLEASE. THANK YOU. 299 00:15:53,439 --> 00:15:55,480 - SECRET! - WELL, 300 00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:58,980 - IT'S CLEARLY NO SECRET... - SAY "FRICASSEE." 301 00:15:59,021 --> 00:16:01,397 IS A HIT. 302 00:16:01,439 --> 00:16:02,938 - CHEF SQUIDWARD, CHEF SQUIDWARD! 303 00:16:02,980 --> 00:16:04,313 THIS, PLEASE? 304 00:16:04,355 --> 00:16:06,896 ANYTHING FOR MY FANS. 305 00:16:06,938 --> 00:16:08,647 THIS IS MUTINY. 306 00:16:08,689 --> 00:16:10,896 IS ACTUALLY EATING IT. 307 00:16:10,938 --> 00:16:15,188 WELL, AT LEAST OUR LOYAL CLIENTELE HAVEN'T JUMPED ON THE CHUM WAGON. 308 00:16:15,230 --> 00:16:16,730 - DON'T SPEAK TOO SOON, MR. KRABS. 309 00:16:18,896 --> 00:16:21,938 - SO... WE'RE HAVING A SLOW DAY. 310 00:16:21,980 --> 00:16:24,063 HAS STUCK WITH US. 311 00:16:24,105 --> 00:16:26,689 HITTING THE SPOT, JETHRA? 312 00:16:26,730 --> 00:16:29,855 - ACTUALLY, THEY WAS ALL FILLED UP AT THE CHUM BUCKET, 313 00:16:29,896 --> 00:16:31,564 SO I HAD TO GET MY CHUM TO GO. 314 00:16:31,605 --> 00:16:35,063 BY SQUIDWARD HIMSELF, THOUGH. 315 00:16:38,647 --> 00:16:42,230 TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS. 316 00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:46,938 OOH. 317 00:16:46,980 --> 00:16:50,188 JUST ACT LIKE YOU'RE ANOTHER FANCY CUSTOMER. 318 00:16:50,230 --> 00:16:52,522 - AYE, AYE, MR. KRABS— - SHH! 319 00:16:52,564 --> 00:16:55,730 WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU? 320 00:16:55,771 --> 00:16:57,980 DON'T BARK AT THE TOP 321 00:16:58,021 --> 00:16:59,439 LIKE A SEADOG. 322 00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:00,771 OOPS, UM... 323 00:17:00,813 --> 00:17:03,021 I MEAN, I FANCY A BIT OF THE OLD CHUM. 324 00:17:03,063 --> 00:17:05,439 INDEED I DO, SQUIRE. 325 00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:09,689 - GOOD EVENING, MADAM. TABLE FOR TWO, PLEASE. 326 00:17:09,730 --> 00:17:10,938 YOUR NAME? 327 00:17:10,980 --> 00:17:13,439 - I BE EUGENE... ER... I MEAN, UH... 328 00:17:14,771 --> 00:17:17,855 SIR KRUMPLE O'WRAPPER. 329 00:17:17,896 --> 00:17:20,730 UH, THAT'S MY NAME, DON'T WEAR IT OUT. 330 00:17:20,771 --> 00:17:23,272 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S PULL UP YOUR RESERVATION. 331 00:17:23,313 --> 00:17:25,439 OH, I'M SO SORRY, SIR. 332 00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:28,147 I'M NOT SHOWING ANY "O'WRAPPER." 333 00:17:28,188 --> 00:17:31,021 RESERVATION? IN THIS SINKHOLE? 334 00:17:31,063 --> 00:17:33,439 - THERE'S A TWO-YEAR WAIT FOR A TABLE. 335 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:36,021 THE PROBLEM? 336 00:17:36,063 --> 00:17:39,439 WELL, WELL, WELL... 337 00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:44,188 IF IT ISN'T MR. KRABS AND SPONGEBOB. 338 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:45,564 NOW JUST FOLLOW ME. 339 00:17:45,605 --> 00:17:48,730 RESERVED JUST FOR YOU. 340 00:17:50,439 --> 00:17:54,230 BON APPÉTIT, SUCKERS. 341 00:18:02,397 --> 00:18:06,480 SEE YOU IN TWO YEARS. 342 00:18:06,522 --> 00:18:09,564 - YEAH, SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT, KRABS. 343 00:18:16,105 --> 00:18:17,855 ONE WEEK LATER. 344 00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:28,313 I WAS HERE FIRST. 345 00:18:28,355 --> 00:18:29,313 NO, I WAS. 346 00:18:29,355 --> 00:18:31,272 ONE AT A TIME, PLEASE. 347 00:18:31,313 --> 00:18:34,397 - OH, MR. TENTACLES, IT'S SO NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU. 348 00:18:34,439 --> 00:18:35,938 YES, ISN'T IT? 349 00:18:37,147 --> 00:18:38,188 NEXT? WHOA! 350 00:18:39,397 --> 00:18:41,730 - PLANKTON! - YEAH, WHAT'S UP? 351 00:18:41,771 --> 00:18:44,813 THE LINE OF PEOPLE OUT THERE? 352 00:18:44,855 --> 00:18:46,938 WHAT'S THE HOLD-UP WITH THAT NEW BATCH OF FRICASSEE? 353 00:18:46,980 --> 00:18:48,355 - WHAT'S THE HOLD-UP? 354 00:18:48,397 --> 00:18:53,564 EXACTLY 24 HOURS. 355 00:18:53,605 --> 00:18:55,147 - I DON'T CARE IF IT ISN'T FINISHED. 356 00:18:55,188 --> 00:18:56,480 JUST TAKE THE ORDERS. 357 00:18:56,522 --> 00:18:58,813 - BUT I HAVEN'T EVEN SAUTÉED IT YET. 358 00:18:58,855 --> 00:19:00,771 WHATEVER YOU SAY. 359 00:19:00,813 --> 00:19:04,230 WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 360 00:19:04,272 --> 00:19:07,564 WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 361 00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:10,355 - OH, SIR, I'M SURE THAT 362 00:19:10,397 --> 00:19:11,938 CAN'T TASTE BETTER THAN A KRABBY PATTY. 363 00:19:13,230 --> 00:19:15,063 - THANK YOU, SIR. COME AGAIN. 364 00:19:15,105 --> 00:19:16,480 ENJOY YOUR LEFTOVERS. 365 00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:19,105 - OH, I WILL. 366 00:19:21,105 --> 00:19:25,355 - PLEASE, SIR, TAKE MY CHUM. 367 00:19:25,397 --> 00:19:28,564 IT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO TO HELP. 368 00:19:28,605 --> 00:19:29,813 POOR GUYS. 369 00:19:29,855 --> 00:19:32,439 YOU GO FIRST, BOY. 370 00:19:35,647 --> 00:19:37,355 HEY, THIS IS GREAT. 371 00:19:37,397 --> 00:19:39,689 A KRABBY PATTY? 372 00:19:39,730 --> 00:19:41,063 A WHAT? 373 00:19:45,896 --> 00:19:47,730 THIS IS DELICIOUS. 374 00:19:47,771 --> 00:19:51,771 NO! I'M RUINED! 375 00:19:58,063 --> 00:19:59,230 HERE YOU GO, FOLKS. 376 00:19:59,272 --> 00:20:03,855 FAMOUS FRICASSEE. 377 00:20:04,980 --> 00:20:06,397 GRANDMA! 378 00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:08,813 - SOMEONE'S BEEN COOKING MY RECIPE. 379 00:20:10,272 --> 00:20:13,188 AND THEY'RE DOING IT WRONG. 380 00:20:13,230 --> 00:20:14,689 DOING HERE? 381 00:20:14,771 --> 00:20:18,355 FROM MY BUMBLING GRANDSON. 382 00:20:18,397 --> 00:20:21,647 - OW! I DIDN'T DO IT. UH, UH... 383 00:20:21,689 --> 00:20:24,105 - IT WAS HIM. - WHAT? 384 00:20:24,147 --> 00:20:26,439 OH, YOU'RE NOT PINNING THIS ON ME. 385 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:28,771 YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T CARE IF IT WAS READY OR NOT. 386 00:20:28,813 --> 00:20:31,021 - OKAY, I ADMIT IT, I ADMIT IT. 387 00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:34,021 BUT—BUT WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? OW! 388 00:20:34,063 --> 00:20:37,147 WHEN THE CHUM'S NOT COOKED 389 00:20:37,188 --> 00:20:41,188 FOR EXACTLY 24 HOURS, 390 00:20:41,230 --> 00:20:45,522 TUMMY TROUBLE. 391 00:20:45,564 --> 00:20:48,272 - YOU FED US UNDERCOOKED CHUM? 392 00:20:48,313 --> 00:20:51,689 TEAR HIM APART, PEOPLE! 393 00:20:53,439 --> 00:20:56,647 - I'VE HAD IT, AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE. 394 00:21:00,564 --> 00:21:02,063 NOT THE NAPKINS! 395 00:21:03,855 --> 00:21:06,147 - HE GOT WHAT HE DESERVED, THAT'S WHAT I SAY. 396 00:21:08,272 --> 00:21:10,522 - IT'S ON FIRE! IT'S ALL BURNING! 397 00:21:10,564 --> 00:21:13,021 RUN! 398 00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:15,938 - MY RESTAURANT! 399 00:21:15,980 --> 00:21:18,771 - MY FAN BASE! 400 00:21:18,813 --> 00:21:21,522 YOUR LESSON, GENIUS. 401 00:21:22,021 --> 00:21:24,063 - OW! 402 00:21:24,105 --> 00:21:25,855 GEE, MR. KRABS. 403 00:21:25,896 --> 00:21:28,689 TO HIRE SQUIDWARD BACK, 404 00:21:28,730 --> 00:21:31,063 DESTROY YOUR BUSINESS AND ALL. 405 00:21:31,105 --> 00:21:33,355 - I FIGURE IT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO FOR HIM 406 00:21:33,397 --> 00:21:35,855 OVER AT THE CHUM BUCKET. 407 00:21:35,896 --> 00:21:39,564 IN FACT, I PROMOTED HIM. 408 00:21:39,605 --> 00:21:41,771 HE'S OUR NEW DOORMAT. 409 00:21:41,813 --> 00:21:44,647 - NO! 410 00:21:47,439 --> 00:21:49,730 LIVING THE DREAM.