ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.
I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
SQUAREPANTS!
HEY.
I GOT YA.
WHOA! YOU'RE A BIG ONE.
CAN'T BELIEVE I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU IN THE KRUSTY KRAB BEFORE.
- HEY, SQUIDWARD? HEY, SQUIDWARD? HEY, SQUIDWARD?
- WHAT? - I HAVEN'T SEEN MR. KRABS
ALL MORNING. DO YOU KNOW WHERE HE IS?
- DON'T KNOW. DON'T CARE.
OW.
- OH, THERE YOU ARE, MR. KRABS. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
- I'VE BEEN CONDUCTING A LITTLE MARKET RESEARCH.
- WHERE'S SQUIDWARD? - PRESENT.
YOU TWO, FOLLOW ME.
OH, WOW.
YOU'VE BEEN BUSY, MR. KRABS.
AT THESE FOLKS RIGHT HERE.
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANY OF 'EM IN THE KRUSTY KRAB?
THINK HARD.
UM... HMM...
UH, NO, NO, NO, NO,
POSSIBLY, NO,
MAYBE, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, AND NO.
NO, SIR, I DO NOT RECOGNIZE ANY OF THEM, SIR.
- HOW 'BOUT YOU, MR. SQUIDWARD?
DIRECTLY AT THE CUSTOMERS.
WELL, ACCORDING TO MY RESEARCH,
A FULL 2% OF THE POPULATION
IN THE KRUSTY KRAB.
THAT'S 2% OF MONEY THAT'S NOT IN ME POCKET!
AND WHEN I THINK ABOUT THAT 2%,
I GET SO MAD!
- WHEN I SEE THAT 2%, I THINK OF PIE.
- I'M NOT TALKIN' ABOUT PIE!
IN SOME OTHER RESTAURANT.
WE NEED TO FIND THAT 2%, THEN REEL 'EM IN.
THE KRUSTY KRAB.
OVERTIME PAY?
- OVER—WHAT? WHO? - OH, SURE THING, MR. KRABS.
I'LL GET RIGHT ON THAT.
NEVER.
- DON'T WORRY, MR. KRABS.
JUST WHERE TO START.
HELLO, BOTTOMITES!
- HELLO, SIR.
IN ALL OF BIKINI BOTTOM, THE KRUSTY KRAB?
- OF COURSE I HAVE. THAT'S WHERE I'M GOING,
IF YOU'LL GET OUT OF MY WAY.
ONE OF OUR FLIERS...
- AND CONSIDER DINING...
- AT OUR
YOU'RE FEELING HUNGRY.
BUT I'M HUNGRY NOW.
HUP.
OKAY, ALREADY!
- OH, THANK YOU, SIR. TELL ALL YOUR...
FRIENDS.
KRUSTY KRAB!
EAT AT THE KRUSTY KRAB!
OH, NO.
WOULD COME.
OF THE GIANT PATTIES.
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO,
IT'S EAT OR BE EATEN!
AH!
OW!
DON'T, PATRICK! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- IT'S ME, SPONGEBOB.
OH, NO!
HAS EATEN MY BUDDY!
- UM, RELAX, PATRICK, IT'S ME.
THIS IS JUST A COST...
- UME!
- COUGH HIM UP, YOU MONSTER!
COME HERE, YOU!
- DIE, GIANT PATTY! DIE!
OH!
EAT MY BUDDY!
OOH!
- BOY, I'M NOT SURE WHAT IT IS,
THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE AIR.
TODAY'S THE DAY I FINALLY GET A KRABBY PATTY.
- YOU OKAY, LITTLE BUDDY?
- UH, YEAH, I'M DOING REALLY GOOD.
- THANKS, I GUESS. - WHAT'S THIS?
- IT'S A FLIER TO PROMOTE THE KRUSTY KRAB.
'CAUSE MR. KRABS NEEDS ALL THE MONEY.
OH, THIS'LL NEVER DO.
YOU GOT TO THINK BIGGER.
THE NAME OF THE...
UM...
KRUSTY KRAB!
OF MONUMENTAL PROPORTIONS!
EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK,
THE CLAMMY CLAM.
THE KRUSTY KRAB.
WHATEVER.
THAT TICKLES.
- H-HOLD STILL. I'M ALMOST THROUGH.
PERFECT.
DON'T FORGET THE PAINT.
HOLD ONTO YOUR SHORTS.
I GOT IT.
OH, IT'S COLD.
- OKAY, TURN AROUND. OPEN YOUR MOUTH.
- AHH. - WIDER.
- AHH! - PERFECT.
READY?
READY.
OH! GRAFFITI. THAT'S DISGRACEFUL.
OH, I VOW TO BRING THE EVIL-DOER TO JUSTICE!
AT THE KRUSTY KRAB. MMM.
- PATRICK, WHAT ARE WE DOING OUT HERE?
I HIRED A SKYWRITER.
- OH, LOOK! THERE HE IS, NOW.
OOH.
THAT WOULD BE MORE EFFECTIVE.
- OW.
I BROKE MY THESAURUS.
OKAY, CAMPERS.
TODAY WE'RE GONNA SEE ONE OF NATURE'S WONDERS,
IN BIKINI BOTTOM.
IN THERE.
WEIRDOS.
WHAT THE—?
"EAT AT THE KRUSTY KRAB?"
I'M DISGUSTED.
YET STRANGELY HUNGRY.
- HUH—HEY! I CAN SEE MY HOUSE FROM HERE.
HUH?
AAH!
OH, THE KRUSTY KRAB.
AH, PHEW.
UH, WHA—
OH, SPONGEBOB.
HI, SPONGEBOB!
"KRUSTY KRAB" ONE MORE TIME,
I AM GOING TO SCREAM.
AHEM. WHAT DOES THAT SAY?
- KRUSTY KRAB. - I THOUGHT SO.
IS GOING VERY WELL.
I AGREE.
HELLO?
OH, HI, MR. KRABS.
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING, BOY-O,
BUT IT'S WORKING LIKE GANGBUSTERS.
TO THE GILLS WITH GILLS.
IN FACT, I'VE SEEN
JUST SINCE THIS MORNING.
- WHOA, I BETTER GET BACK THERE TO HELP WITH THE CROWD.
- OH, DON'T WORRY, LAD.
SQUIDWARD'S HOLDING DOWN THE FORT.
WHAT YOU'RE DOING,
THAT LAST 1%.
- YEAH, BUT HOW DO WE FIND THAT LAST 1%?
- WELL, THERE'S ONE PLACE WE MISSED,
THAT BIG PILE OF ROADS.
HEY, UH, PATRICK?
WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO PLAY IN TRAFFIC.
WELL, WE'RE NOT PLAYING.
WE'RE WORKING.
WE GET HIT BY A BOAT?
- TARTAR SAUCE. - I GOT THIS.
- DO YOU SEE THAT, CLETUS? IT'S A PINK TRAFFIC CONE.
- WELL, GOLLY. HIT THE BRAKES, BUFORD!
YOUR CANVAS AWAITS.
THANK YOU, PATRICK.
OUR WORK HERE IS DONE.
LET'S GO TO THE KRUSTY KRAB AND GREET THAT LAST 1%.
- AAH!
HERE THEY COME!
MR. KRABS WILL BE SO EXCITED.
WE DID IT, MR. KRABS.
SOON YOU'LL HAVE MORE CUSTOMERS
THAN YOU'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH.
- IT'S ABOUT TIME. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
I'M OUTTA HERE.
- FIRE UP THE GRILL, LADDIE, AND GET READY FOR CUSTOMERS.
AND PATRICK, BUY SOMETHING, OR GET OUT.
- OH, BOY, HERE THEY COME!
TEAR IT DOWN!
BUT THEY'RE NOT HAPPY.
WE'RE BEING BOARDED! HELP ME HOLD THE DOORS SHUT.
- TEAR IT DOWN!
- HEY, THE DOOR'S BLOCKED.
HMM.
THAT'S HIM!
LET HIM IN, IT'S THE LAST 1%.
COME ON IN, SIR.
- GOT YA!
- OH!
- WHAT ARE WE DOING UP HERE? - SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH.
LET'S SAVOR THE MOMENT.
HOLD STILL.
- HUNGRY? - I GUESS SO.
TRY THIS.
- A KRABBY PATTY? I'VE NEVER HAD ONE BEFORE.
- THAT'LL BE 20 BUCKS.
- BOY, THIS ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN
REALLY PAID OFF.
HMM.
THE DOINGS OF THIS STRANGER?
THIS LOOKS SUSPICIOUS.
WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA-R?
- MR. EUGENE KRABS AND SHELDON PLANKTON?
- both: YES? - THESE ARE FOR YOU.
"UPDATED CITY ORDINANCE."
HUH?
TOO CLOSE TOGETHER.
GOING TO HAVE TO BE BULLDOZED.
B-B-B-BULLDOZED?
99 FEET.
IT'S TRUE.
- AAH!
UGH.
IS GONNA GET BULLDOZED?
- THAT'S FOR YOU TWO TO DECIDE.
- I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S MOVING.
- YOU ARE MOVING. - HO, HO, NO, YOU ARE.
- OH, NO, I'M NOT. - GENTLEMEN.
YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO DECIDE WHICH OF YOU MOVES.
THAT'S THE LAW AROUND HERE.
- PACK YOUR BAGS, PIPSQUEAK.
CLOSE UP SHOP RIGHT NOW, KRABS.
WON'T MISS A THING.
AT LEAST I HAVE CUSTOMERS.
- OH, YEAH? WELL, I'M GONNA PUT TOGETHER A—
OF CUSTOMERS' SIGNATURES.
- HA! GOOD LUCK WITH THAT LUDICROUS IDEA-R.
PETITION?
SQUIDWARD! SPONGEBOB!
TO SAVE THE KRUSTY KRAB,
AS MANY SIGNATURES AS YOU CAN.
SIR, YES, SIR!
- OH, YEAH. I'M DEFINITELY GONNA DO THIS.
- AND I'M GONNA BE THE FIRST SIGNATURE.
THERE. AND HOW ABOUT YOU, SQUIDWARD?
YOUR SUPPORT?
SQUIDWARD?
HELLO, MRS. PUFF.
- AAH! NO, STAY AWAY.
I CAN'T AFFORD TO GO BACK IN THE SLAMMER.
- NO, I'M JUST HERE TO ASK IF YOU'D SIGN THIS PETITION.
IT'LL SAVE THE KRUSTY KRAB FROM BEING BULLDOZED.
- OH. WHY WOULD I CARE ABOUT THAT?
MRS. PUFF,
DON'T YOU CARE WHAT HAPPENS TO MR. KRABS?
SQUIDWARD? GARY? ME?
NOT PARTICULARLY.
- EXCUSE ME, I'M LOOKING FOR A MRS. PUFF.
- YES, THAT'S ME. - YOUR NEW BOAT'S HERE.
JUST SIGN FOR IT, PLEASE.
SPEAKING OF SIGNATURES,
TO SAVE THE KRUSTY KRAB?
ABOUT THE KRUSTY KRAB?
I'LL UNLOAD THE BOAT.
- DON'T WORRY, MR. DELIVERY MAN, I GOT THIS.
NO!
- EXCUSE ME, SIR, WOULD YOU
TO SAVE THE KRUSTY KRAB?
- WHY WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT? THE FOOD THERE IS DANGEROUS.
- "KRABBY PATTIES ARE DANGER—"
SIR, WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?
- IT WAS ON MY WINDSHIELD. THEY'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE.
PLANKTON'S DIRTY WORK.
MR. KRABS! MR. KRABS!
- HEY, MR. KRABS, WHY ARE YOUR PATTIES DANGEROUS?
- YEAH! - YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.
- I—WHY—I—ER—
UH, MY—MY PATTIES
BECAUSE THEY'RE SO, UH, UH, THEY'RE SO—
DELICIOUS!
KID'S GOT A POINT.
- I WANT ONE!
- THANKS FOR SAVING ME SHELL, BOY.
- DON'T THANK ME, MR. KRABS. THANK THE KRABBY PATTY.
THAT DOES IT!
- THROWING IN THE NAPKIN, ARE WE?
MY RESTAURANT, MY LABORATORY,
ALL ABOUT TO BE FLATTENED.
TO SAY MY GOOD-BYES.
FAREWELL, STENCH-VISION GOGGLES.
FAREWELL, CHUM BUCKET REPLICATOR.
FAREWELL, HYPNOTIZER HELMET.
TOGETHER, DIDN'T WE?
SO LONG, SONIC CANNON
IN THE UNIVERSE.
- PLANKTON, I—
I'M SORRY.
MY KRABBY PATTIES SO DELICIOUS.
HEY, GET LOST!
I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO WEEPS AROUND HERE.
- BUT I CAN'T HELP BUT THINK
IN YOUR MISERY,
OR AT LEAST A SPATULA.
UNLESS YOU PAID THEM,
TO DO THAT?
KAREN, ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING?
THOSE PETITION SIGNATURES,
CHECKING ACCOUNT BALANCE IS...
- NOT TO WORRY, MY LADY, I HAVE A PLAN.
- HMM, NOW THERE'S SOMETHING YOU DON'T SEE EVERY DAY.
- THREE-HEADED JAKE? HE COMES IN EVERY DAY.
- NOT HIM. I'M REFERRING TO THE LARGE CROWD
GATHERED AT THE CHUM BUCKET.
GIVING PLANKTON... MONEY?
A STEAL, SIR.
YOU'LL GET MANY VILLAINOUS YEARS OUT OF THAT LITTLE NUMBER.
OH, FORGET THIS RESTAURANT NONSENSE, KAREN.
I SHOULD'VE OPENED A YARD SALE BUSINESS YEARS AGO.
STEP UP, FISHES!
IS PRICED TO MOVE.
- I'LL TAKE THIS RIP TIDE GENERATOR OFF YOUR HANDS.
- I'LL GIVE YOU $1,000 FOR THE STENCH-VISION GOGGLES.
- HEY, HOW MUCH FOR THE COMPUTER?
- HOW MUCH YOU GOT? - PLANKTON!
- ALL RIGHT, MY WIFE'S NOT FOR SALE,
MUST GO.
WELL, WIFEY,
LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME TO PROCEED TO THE NEXT PHASE.
WHO WANTS... FREE MONEY?
FREE?
MONEY?
- FREE MONEY!
- OKAY, OKAY, ONE AT A TIME, PLEASE.
YOUR FREE MONEY...
TO SAVE THE CHUM BUCKET.
- RIGHT THERE. - OOH, OOH, ME FIRST.
YEAH.
THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!
YOU SEE WHAT PLANKTON'S DOING, DON'T YOU?
HE'S UNDERMINING
IN BIKINI BOTTOM.
HERE'S $20, $40, $50—
WELL, HE JUST BOUGHT MINE FOUR TIMES!
I MEAN, TASTY FOOD IS ONE THING,
WITH FREE MONEY?
I'M DOOMED!
WELL, CLEAN HER OUT, BOY. ORDER UP.
I'M AFRAID WE'RE CLOSING UP FOR GOOD.
- MR. KRABS IS HURT SO MUCH!
HOO. PRICELESS.
- THANK YOU, THANK YOU, I GOT WHAT I NEED.
I GOT THE SIGNATURES.
ALL BUT ONE.
GUESS I WON'T BE HIRING THE YELLOW SPONGE ANYTIME SOON,
'CAUSE THE MAJORITY IS ON MY SIDE!
WHICH, IN A DEMOCRACY, IS ALL YOU NEED.
IT'S TIME.
- SO WHO'S GETTING BULLDOZED TODAY?
- OH, NOT ME, YOUR BUREAUCRATIC-NESS.
MY PETITION.
- THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN. STEP ASIDE, MR. KRABS.
- BUT—BUT—
NO! I'M NOT GOIN' ANYWHERE!
- PLEASE COMPLY, MR. KRABS. IT'LL BE QUICK AND PAINLESS.
ME RESTAURANT,
IT'S GONNA BE LONG AND PAINFUL!
- STAND YOUR GROUND, MR. KRABS.
WE ARE RIGHT BEHIND YOU. RIGHT, SQUIDWARD?
SQUIDWARD?
- OKAY, NOW THIS IS REALLY YOUR LAST CHANCE.
- I'M NEVER LEAVING THE KRUSTY KRAB.
- FINE, HAVE IT YOUR WAY.
- BRING IT ON. BRING THE DESTRUCTION!
- GOOD-BYE, KRUSTY KRAB.
HEY?
FOR YOUR COOPERATION.
WHAT?
EXCUSE ME, SIR, BUT, UH, YOU FORGOT TO LEVEL THE PLACE!
UH, YEAH.
IS OUTSIDE OF MY PURVIEW.
THE 100-FOOT ORDINANCE.
THAT'S ONE MORE FOOT. PERFECT.
BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR!
- SO YOU'RE NOT GONNA DESTROY THE KRUSTY KRAB?
- NO, I— - THANK YOU!
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
OH, DEAR.
COME ON, LET'S DO THIS!
SOME DESTRUCTION!
I THINK I'VE SEEN ENOUGH.