1 00:00:08,379 --> 00:00:09,920 ARE YOU READY, KIDS? 2 00:00:09,962 --> 00:00:11,670 AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN. 3 00:00:11,711 --> 00:00:13,003 I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 4 00:00:13,045 --> 00:00:14,753 AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! 5 00:00:20,129 --> 00:00:22,337 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 6 00:00:24,212 --> 00:00:26,003 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 7 00:00:28,212 --> 00:00:29,795 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 8 00:00:32,420 --> 00:00:34,045 - all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY? 9 00:00:34,087 --> 00:00:36,087 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 10 00:00:36,129 --> 00:00:38,003 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 11 00:00:38,045 --> 00:00:39,962 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 12 00:00:41,295 --> 00:00:43,628 SQUAREPANTS! 13 00:01:09,003 --> 00:01:10,461 HEY. 14 00:01:10,503 --> 00:01:12,837 I GOT YA. 15 00:01:12,878 --> 00:01:15,503 WHOA! YOU'RE A BIG ONE. 16 00:01:15,628 --> 00:01:18,753 CAN'T BELIEVE I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU IN THE KRUSTY KRAB BEFORE. 17 00:01:21,170 --> 00:01:23,337 - HEY, SQUIDWARD? HEY, SQUIDWARD? HEY, SQUIDWARD? 18 00:01:23,379 --> 00:01:24,878 - WHAT? - I HAVEN'T SEEN MR. KRABS 19 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:26,837 ALL MORNING. DO YOU KNOW WHERE HE IS? 20 00:01:26,878 --> 00:01:30,129 - DON'T KNOW. DON'T CARE. 21 00:01:30,170 --> 00:01:31,670 OW. 22 00:01:31,711 --> 00:01:34,753 - OH, THERE YOU ARE, MR. KRABS. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 23 00:01:34,795 --> 00:01:37,337 - I'VE BEEN CONDUCTING A LITTLE MARKET RESEARCH. 24 00:01:37,379 --> 00:01:39,212 - WHERE'S SQUIDWARD? - PRESENT. 25 00:01:39,254 --> 00:01:41,379 YOU TWO, FOLLOW ME. 26 00:01:41,420 --> 00:01:43,670 OH, WOW. 27 00:01:43,711 --> 00:01:45,337 YOU'VE BEEN BUSY, MR. KRABS. 28 00:01:45,379 --> 00:01:48,295 AT THESE FOLKS RIGHT HERE. 29 00:01:48,337 --> 00:01:51,795 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANY OF 'EM IN THE KRUSTY KRAB? 30 00:01:51,837 --> 00:01:52,837 THINK HARD. 31 00:01:52,878 --> 00:01:55,962 UM... HMM... 32 00:01:56,003 --> 00:02:00,586 UH, NO, NO, NO, NO, 33 00:02:00,628 --> 00:02:02,920 POSSIBLY, NO, 34 00:02:02,962 --> 00:02:06,670 MAYBE, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, AND NO. 35 00:02:06,711 --> 00:02:08,628 NO, SIR, I DO NOT RECOGNIZE ANY OF THEM, SIR. 36 00:02:08,670 --> 00:02:10,129 - HOW 'BOUT YOU, MR. SQUIDWARD? 37 00:02:10,170 --> 00:02:12,420 DIRECTLY AT THE CUSTOMERS. 38 00:02:13,837 --> 00:02:15,545 WELL, ACCORDING TO MY RESEARCH, 39 00:02:15,586 --> 00:02:19,254 A FULL 2% OF THE POPULATION 40 00:02:19,295 --> 00:02:22,170 IN THE KRUSTY KRAB. 41 00:02:22,212 --> 00:02:25,545 THAT'S 2% OF MONEY THAT'S NOT IN ME POCKET! 42 00:02:25,586 --> 00:02:28,295 AND WHEN I THINK ABOUT THAT 2%, 43 00:02:28,337 --> 00:02:32,170 I GET SO MAD! 44 00:02:32,212 --> 00:02:35,295 - WHEN I SEE THAT 2%, I THINK OF PIE. 45 00:02:35,337 --> 00:02:37,337 - I'M NOT TALKIN' ABOUT PIE! 46 00:02:39,753 --> 00:02:41,212 IN SOME OTHER RESTAURANT. 47 00:02:41,254 --> 00:02:45,461 WE NEED TO FIND THAT 2%, THEN REEL 'EM IN. 48 00:02:48,129 --> 00:02:50,170 THE KRUSTY KRAB. 49 00:02:50,212 --> 00:02:52,337 OVERTIME PAY? 50 00:02:52,379 --> 00:02:54,545 - OVER—WHAT? WHO? - OH, SURE THING, MR. KRABS. 51 00:02:54,586 --> 00:02:56,379 I'LL GET RIGHT ON THAT. 52 00:02:56,420 --> 00:02:57,878 NEVER. 53 00:02:57,920 --> 00:02:59,170 - DON'T WORRY, MR. KRABS. 54 00:02:59,212 --> 00:03:01,670 JUST WHERE TO START. 55 00:03:05,379 --> 00:03:08,420 HELLO, BOTTOMITES! 56 00:03:10,337 --> 00:03:11,837 - HELLO, SIR. 57 00:03:13,087 --> 00:03:15,254 IN ALL OF BIKINI BOTTOM, THE KRUSTY KRAB? 58 00:03:15,295 --> 00:03:17,878 - OF COURSE I HAVE. THAT'S WHERE I'M GOING, 59 00:03:17,920 --> 00:03:19,670 IF YOU'LL GET OUT OF MY WAY. 60 00:03:19,711 --> 00:03:20,920 ONE OF OUR FLIERS... 61 00:03:20,962 --> 00:03:22,045 - AND CONSIDER DINING... 62 00:03:22,087 --> 00:03:23,379 - AT OUR 63 00:03:23,420 --> 00:03:24,545 YOU'RE FEELING HUNGRY. 64 00:03:24,586 --> 00:03:25,837 BUT I'M HUNGRY NOW. 65 00:03:25,878 --> 00:03:28,837 HUP. 66 00:03:28,878 --> 00:03:31,212 OKAY, ALREADY! 67 00:03:34,503 --> 00:03:36,628 - OH, THANK YOU, SIR. TELL ALL YOUR... 68 00:03:36,670 --> 00:03:38,379 FRIENDS. 69 00:03:38,420 --> 00:03:39,878 KRUSTY KRAB! 70 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:42,628 EAT AT THE KRUSTY KRAB! 71 00:03:42,670 --> 00:03:43,962 OH, NO. 72 00:03:44,003 --> 00:03:46,170 WOULD COME. 73 00:03:46,212 --> 00:03:49,003 OF THE GIANT PATTIES. 74 00:03:49,045 --> 00:03:50,962 THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO, 75 00:03:51,003 --> 00:03:54,212 IT'S EAT OR BE EATEN! 76 00:03:55,545 --> 00:03:57,170 AH! 77 00:03:58,337 --> 00:03:59,545 OW! 78 00:03:59,586 --> 00:04:00,837 DON'T, PATRICK! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 79 00:04:00,878 --> 00:04:02,420 - IT'S ME, SPONGEBOB. 80 00:04:03,337 --> 00:04:05,920 OH, NO! 81 00:04:05,962 --> 00:04:10,003 HAS EATEN MY BUDDY! 82 00:04:10,045 --> 00:04:11,670 - UM, RELAX, PATRICK, IT'S ME. 83 00:04:11,711 --> 00:04:12,670 THIS IS JUST A COST... 84 00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:13,670 - UME! 85 00:04:13,711 --> 00:04:15,337 - COUGH HIM UP, YOU MONSTER! 86 00:04:15,379 --> 00:04:16,337 COME HERE, YOU! 87 00:04:22,753 --> 00:04:25,670 - DIE, GIANT PATTY! DIE! 88 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:29,586 OH! 89 00:04:29,628 --> 00:04:32,753 EAT MY BUDDY! 90 00:04:36,212 --> 00:04:38,837 OOH! 91 00:04:38,878 --> 00:04:41,254 - BOY, I'M NOT SURE WHAT IT IS, 92 00:04:41,295 --> 00:04:44,170 THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE AIR. 93 00:04:44,212 --> 00:04:48,212 TODAY'S THE DAY I FINALLY GET A KRABBY PATTY. 94 00:04:49,337 --> 00:04:51,003 - YOU OKAY, LITTLE BUDDY? 95 00:04:51,045 --> 00:04:52,628 - UH, YEAH, I'M DOING REALLY GOOD. 96 00:04:52,670 --> 00:04:54,962 - THANKS, I GUESS. - WHAT'S THIS? 97 00:04:55,003 --> 00:04:56,837 - IT'S A FLIER TO PROMOTE THE KRUSTY KRAB. 98 00:04:56,878 --> 00:04:58,753 'CAUSE MR. KRABS NEEDS ALL THE MONEY. 99 00:04:58,795 --> 00:05:00,878 OH, THIS'LL NEVER DO. 100 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:03,212 YOU GOT TO THINK BIGGER. 101 00:05:03,254 --> 00:05:06,170 THE NAME OF THE... 102 00:05:06,212 --> 00:05:07,254 UM... 103 00:05:07,295 --> 00:05:09,337 KRUSTY KRAB! 104 00:05:09,379 --> 00:05:13,628 OF MONUMENTAL PROPORTIONS! 105 00:05:13,670 --> 00:05:15,837 EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK, 106 00:05:15,878 --> 00:05:17,461 THE CLAMMY CLAM. 107 00:05:17,503 --> 00:05:18,379 THE KRUSTY KRAB. 108 00:05:18,420 --> 00:05:20,254 WHATEVER. 109 00:05:22,711 --> 00:05:24,420 THAT TICKLES. 110 00:05:24,461 --> 00:05:26,586 - H-HOLD STILL. I'M ALMOST THROUGH. 111 00:05:28,878 --> 00:05:30,628 PERFECT. 112 00:05:30,670 --> 00:05:31,795 DON'T FORGET THE PAINT. 113 00:05:31,837 --> 00:05:34,711 HOLD ONTO YOUR SHORTS. 114 00:05:34,753 --> 00:05:36,379 I GOT IT. 115 00:05:36,420 --> 00:05:37,920 OH, IT'S COLD. 116 00:05:37,962 --> 00:05:41,003 - OKAY, TURN AROUND. OPEN YOUR MOUTH. 117 00:05:41,045 --> 00:05:42,420 - AHH. - WIDER. 118 00:05:42,461 --> 00:05:43,254 - AHH! - PERFECT. 119 00:05:44,295 --> 00:05:45,628 READY? 120 00:05:45,670 --> 00:05:47,337 READY. 121 00:06:01,753 --> 00:06:05,129 OH! GRAFFITI. THAT'S DISGRACEFUL. 122 00:06:05,170 --> 00:06:09,420 OH, I VOW TO BRING THE EVIL-DOER TO JUSTICE! 123 00:06:11,003 --> 00:06:13,461 AT THE KRUSTY KRAB. MMM. 124 00:06:13,503 --> 00:06:15,295 - PATRICK, WHAT ARE WE DOING OUT HERE? 125 00:06:15,337 --> 00:06:18,087 I HIRED A SKYWRITER. 126 00:06:18,129 --> 00:06:19,878 - OH, LOOK! THERE HE IS, NOW. 127 00:06:22,753 --> 00:06:24,212 OOH. 128 00:06:24,254 --> 00:06:26,503 THAT WOULD BE MORE EFFECTIVE. 129 00:06:26,545 --> 00:06:27,795 - OW. 130 00:06:27,837 --> 00:06:30,586 I BROKE MY THESAURUS. 131 00:06:30,628 --> 00:06:32,711 OKAY, CAMPERS. 132 00:06:32,753 --> 00:06:35,379 TODAY WE'RE GONNA SEE ONE OF NATURE'S WONDERS, 133 00:06:35,420 --> 00:06:38,003 IN BIKINI BOTTOM. 134 00:06:50,711 --> 00:06:52,795 IN THERE. 135 00:06:55,379 --> 00:06:57,337 WEIRDOS. 136 00:06:58,753 --> 00:07:01,045 WHAT THE—? 137 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:03,170 "EAT AT THE KRUSTY KRAB?" 138 00:07:03,212 --> 00:07:05,045 I'M DISGUSTED. 139 00:07:05,087 --> 00:07:08,379 YET STRANGELY HUNGRY. 140 00:07:11,337 --> 00:07:14,212 - HUH—HEY! I CAN SEE MY HOUSE FROM HERE. 141 00:07:23,295 --> 00:07:25,212 HUH? 142 00:07:27,337 --> 00:07:32,420 AAH! 143 00:07:32,461 --> 00:07:34,920 OH, THE KRUSTY KRAB. 144 00:07:38,379 --> 00:07:40,212 AH, PHEW. 145 00:07:40,254 --> 00:07:42,837 UH, WHA— 146 00:07:42,878 --> 00:07:44,795 OH, SPONGEBOB. 147 00:07:47,586 --> 00:07:49,461 HI, SPONGEBOB! 148 00:07:51,003 --> 00:07:53,753 "KRUSTY KRAB" ONE MORE TIME, 149 00:07:53,795 --> 00:07:55,962 I AM GOING TO SCREAM. 150 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:09,254 AHEM. WHAT DOES THAT SAY? 151 00:08:09,295 --> 00:08:11,586 - KRUSTY KRAB. - I THOUGHT SO. 152 00:08:27,545 --> 00:08:29,878 IS GOING VERY WELL. 153 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:30,878 I AGREE. 154 00:08:33,254 --> 00:08:34,545 HELLO? 155 00:08:34,586 --> 00:08:36,045 OH, HI, MR. KRABS. 156 00:08:36,087 --> 00:08:37,920 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING, BOY-O, 157 00:08:37,962 --> 00:08:40,962 BUT IT'S WORKING LIKE GANGBUSTERS. 158 00:08:41,003 --> 00:08:43,920 TO THE GILLS WITH GILLS. 159 00:08:43,962 --> 00:08:46,045 IN FACT, I'VE SEEN 160 00:08:46,087 --> 00:08:48,254 JUST SINCE THIS MORNING. 161 00:08:48,295 --> 00:08:50,586 - WHOA, I BETTER GET BACK THERE TO HELP WITH THE CROWD. 162 00:08:50,628 --> 00:08:51,878 - OH, DON'T WORRY, LAD. 163 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:54,503 SQUIDWARD'S HOLDING DOWN THE FORT. 164 00:08:59,212 --> 00:09:01,503 WHAT YOU'RE DOING, 165 00:09:01,545 --> 00:09:04,254 THAT LAST 1%. 166 00:09:04,295 --> 00:09:07,003 - YEAH, BUT HOW DO WE FIND THAT LAST 1%? 167 00:09:07,045 --> 00:09:09,628 - WELL, THERE'S ONE PLACE WE MISSED, 168 00:09:09,670 --> 00:09:12,586 THAT BIG PILE OF ROADS. 169 00:09:17,420 --> 00:09:19,586 HEY, UH, PATRICK? 170 00:09:19,628 --> 00:09:21,003 WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO PLAY IN TRAFFIC. 171 00:09:21,045 --> 00:09:23,586 WELL, WE'RE NOT PLAYING. 172 00:09:23,628 --> 00:09:24,920 WE'RE WORKING. 173 00:09:24,962 --> 00:09:26,461 WE GET HIT BY A BOAT? 174 00:09:28,837 --> 00:09:31,503 - TARTAR SAUCE. - I GOT THIS. 175 00:09:40,461 --> 00:09:44,003 - DO YOU SEE THAT, CLETUS? IT'S A PINK TRAFFIC CONE. 176 00:09:44,045 --> 00:09:47,545 - WELL, GOLLY. HIT THE BRAKES, BUFORD! 177 00:09:55,545 --> 00:09:58,628 YOUR CANVAS AWAITS. 178 00:09:58,670 --> 00:10:00,129 THANK YOU, PATRICK. 179 00:10:06,628 --> 00:10:08,337 OUR WORK HERE IS DONE. 180 00:10:08,379 --> 00:10:10,795 LET'S GO TO THE KRUSTY KRAB AND GREET THAT LAST 1%. 181 00:10:18,711 --> 00:10:20,045 - AAH! 182 00:10:21,628 --> 00:10:23,295 HERE THEY COME! 183 00:10:30,420 --> 00:10:32,337 MR. KRABS WILL BE SO EXCITED. 184 00:10:32,379 --> 00:10:33,753 WE DID IT, MR. KRABS. 185 00:10:33,795 --> 00:10:35,295 SOON YOU'LL HAVE MORE CUSTOMERS 186 00:10:35,337 --> 00:10:36,795 THAN YOU'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH. 187 00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:38,837 - IT'S ABOUT TIME. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 188 00:10:38,878 --> 00:10:41,503 I'M OUTTA HERE. 189 00:10:41,545 --> 00:10:44,962 - FIRE UP THE GRILL, LADDIE, AND GET READY FOR CUSTOMERS. 190 00:10:45,003 --> 00:10:47,420 AND PATRICK, BUY SOMETHING, OR GET OUT. 191 00:10:49,337 --> 00:10:51,212 - OH, BOY, HERE THEY COME! 192 00:10:52,795 --> 00:10:56,129 TEAR IT DOWN! 193 00:10:56,170 --> 00:10:57,837 BUT THEY'RE NOT HAPPY. 194 00:10:57,878 --> 00:11:00,795 WE'RE BEING BOARDED! HELP ME HOLD THE DOORS SHUT. 195 00:11:00,837 --> 00:11:02,586 - TEAR IT DOWN! 196 00:11:02,628 --> 00:11:04,420 - HEY, THE DOOR'S BLOCKED. 197 00:11:07,087 --> 00:11:09,711 HMM. 198 00:11:09,753 --> 00:11:11,379 THAT'S HIM! 199 00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:14,461 LET HIM IN, IT'S THE LAST 1%. 200 00:11:14,503 --> 00:11:15,670 COME ON IN, SIR. 201 00:11:15,711 --> 00:11:17,461 - GOT YA! 202 00:11:17,503 --> 00:11:21,420 - OH! 203 00:11:24,337 --> 00:11:27,003 - WHAT ARE WE DOING UP HERE? - SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH. 204 00:11:27,045 --> 00:11:30,087 LET'S SAVOR THE MOMENT. 205 00:11:30,129 --> 00:11:31,586 HOLD STILL. 206 00:11:31,628 --> 00:11:33,795 - HUNGRY? - I GUESS SO. 207 00:11:33,837 --> 00:11:36,295 TRY THIS. 208 00:11:36,337 --> 00:11:39,003 - A KRABBY PATTY? I'VE NEVER HAD ONE BEFORE. 209 00:11:39,045 --> 00:11:43,003 - THAT'LL BE 20 BUCKS. 210 00:11:43,045 --> 00:11:44,461 - BOY, THIS ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN 211 00:11:44,503 --> 00:11:47,420 REALLY PAID OFF. 212 00:12:12,503 --> 00:12:14,295 HMM. 213 00:12:14,337 --> 00:12:16,837 THE DOINGS OF THIS STRANGER? 214 00:12:16,878 --> 00:12:19,503 THIS LOOKS SUSPICIOUS. 215 00:12:19,545 --> 00:12:22,170 WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA-R? 216 00:12:22,212 --> 00:12:25,586 - MR. EUGENE KRABS AND SHELDON PLANKTON? 217 00:12:25,628 --> 00:12:28,545 - both: YES? - THESE ARE FOR YOU. 218 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:33,753 "UPDATED CITY ORDINANCE." 219 00:12:39,337 --> 00:12:40,586 HUH? 220 00:12:42,420 --> 00:12:44,795 TOO CLOSE TOGETHER. 221 00:12:44,837 --> 00:12:48,461 GOING TO HAVE TO BE BULLDOZED. 222 00:12:48,503 --> 00:12:50,962 B-B-B-BULLDOZED? 223 00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:00,920 99 FEET. 224 00:13:00,962 --> 00:13:02,795 IT'S TRUE. 225 00:13:02,837 --> 00:13:05,878 - AAH! 226 00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:07,670 UGH. 227 00:13:07,711 --> 00:13:11,045 IS GONNA GET BULLDOZED? 228 00:13:11,087 --> 00:13:13,753 - THAT'S FOR YOU TWO TO DECIDE. 229 00:13:13,795 --> 00:13:16,545 - I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S MOVING. 230 00:13:16,586 --> 00:13:19,878 - YOU ARE MOVING. - HO, HO, NO, YOU ARE. 231 00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:22,003 - OH, NO, I'M NOT. - GENTLEMEN. 232 00:13:22,045 --> 00:13:25,878 YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO DECIDE WHICH OF YOU MOVES. 233 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:28,628 THAT'S THE LAW AROUND HERE. 234 00:13:31,837 --> 00:13:34,003 - PACK YOUR BAGS, PIPSQUEAK. 235 00:13:34,045 --> 00:13:37,295 CLOSE UP SHOP RIGHT NOW, KRABS. 236 00:13:37,337 --> 00:13:39,420 WON'T MISS A THING. 237 00:13:39,461 --> 00:13:43,628 AT LEAST I HAVE CUSTOMERS. 238 00:13:43,670 --> 00:13:46,545 - OH, YEAH? WELL, I'M GONNA PUT TOGETHER A— 239 00:13:46,586 --> 00:13:49,586 OF CUSTOMERS' SIGNATURES. 240 00:13:49,628 --> 00:13:52,920 - HA! GOOD LUCK WITH THAT LUDICROUS IDEA-R. 241 00:13:52,962 --> 00:13:54,295 PETITION? 242 00:13:54,337 --> 00:13:57,087 SQUIDWARD! SPONGEBOB! 243 00:13:59,170 --> 00:14:02,003 TO SAVE THE KRUSTY KRAB, 244 00:14:02,045 --> 00:14:04,129 AS MANY SIGNATURES AS YOU CAN. 245 00:14:04,170 --> 00:14:05,586 SIR, YES, SIR! 246 00:14:05,628 --> 00:14:08,711 - OH, YEAH. I'M DEFINITELY GONNA DO THIS. 247 00:14:08,753 --> 00:14:11,254 - AND I'M GONNA BE THE FIRST SIGNATURE. 248 00:14:11,295 --> 00:14:13,212 THERE. AND HOW ABOUT YOU, SQUIDWARD? 249 00:14:13,254 --> 00:14:14,711 YOUR SUPPORT? 250 00:14:14,753 --> 00:14:17,878 SQUIDWARD? 251 00:14:20,628 --> 00:14:22,628 HELLO, MRS. PUFF. 252 00:14:22,670 --> 00:14:25,254 - AAH! NO, STAY AWAY. 253 00:14:25,295 --> 00:14:27,711 I CAN'T AFFORD TO GO BACK IN THE SLAMMER. 254 00:14:27,753 --> 00:14:30,129 - NO, I'M JUST HERE TO ASK IF YOU'D SIGN THIS PETITION. 255 00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:32,045 IT'LL SAVE THE KRUSTY KRAB FROM BEING BULLDOZED. 256 00:14:32,087 --> 00:14:34,545 - OH. WHY WOULD I CARE ABOUT THAT? 257 00:14:34,586 --> 00:14:36,461 MRS. PUFF, 258 00:14:36,503 --> 00:14:38,795 DON'T YOU CARE WHAT HAPPENS TO MR. KRABS? 259 00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:41,503 SQUIDWARD? GARY? ME? 260 00:14:41,545 --> 00:14:42,920 NOT PARTICULARLY. 261 00:14:42,962 --> 00:14:45,545 - EXCUSE ME, I'M LOOKING FOR A MRS. PUFF. 262 00:14:45,586 --> 00:14:48,337 - YES, THAT'S ME. - YOUR NEW BOAT'S HERE. 263 00:14:48,379 --> 00:14:49,586 JUST SIGN FOR IT, PLEASE. 264 00:14:49,628 --> 00:14:51,170 SPEAKING OF SIGNATURES, 265 00:14:51,212 --> 00:14:53,087 TO SAVE THE KRUSTY KRAB? 266 00:14:53,129 --> 00:14:56,795 ABOUT THE KRUSTY KRAB? 267 00:14:56,837 --> 00:14:58,337 I'LL UNLOAD THE BOAT. 268 00:15:03,337 --> 00:15:05,586 - DON'T WORRY, MR. DELIVERY MAN, I GOT THIS. 269 00:15:09,087 --> 00:15:11,753 NO! 270 00:15:19,254 --> 00:15:21,337 - EXCUSE ME, SIR, WOULD YOU 271 00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:23,045 TO SAVE THE KRUSTY KRAB? 272 00:15:23,087 --> 00:15:26,045 - WHY WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT? THE FOOD THERE IS DANGEROUS. 273 00:15:26,087 --> 00:15:27,379 - "KRABBY PATTIES ARE DANGER—" 274 00:15:27,420 --> 00:15:29,087 SIR, WHERE DID YOU GET THIS? 275 00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:31,545 - IT WAS ON MY WINDSHIELD. THEY'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE. 276 00:15:31,586 --> 00:15:33,795 PLANKTON'S DIRTY WORK. 277 00:15:33,837 --> 00:15:37,295 MR. KRABS! MR. KRABS! 278 00:15:39,878 --> 00:15:43,628 - HEY, MR. KRABS, WHY ARE YOUR PATTIES DANGEROUS? 279 00:15:43,670 --> 00:15:45,920 - YEAH! - YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION. 280 00:15:45,962 --> 00:15:48,212 - I—WHY—I—ER— 281 00:15:48,254 --> 00:15:52,045 UH, MY—MY PATTIES 282 00:15:52,087 --> 00:15:55,170 BECAUSE THEY'RE SO, UH, UH, THEY'RE SO— 283 00:15:55,212 --> 00:15:57,711 DELICIOUS! 284 00:15:57,753 --> 00:15:59,045 KID'S GOT A POINT. 285 00:15:59,087 --> 00:16:01,795 - I WANT ONE! 286 00:16:01,837 --> 00:16:04,087 - THANKS FOR SAVING ME SHELL, BOY. 287 00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:07,586 - DON'T THANK ME, MR. KRABS. THANK THE KRABBY PATTY. 288 00:16:11,420 --> 00:16:13,045 THAT DOES IT! 289 00:16:13,087 --> 00:16:15,003 - THROWING IN THE NAPKIN, ARE WE? 290 00:16:17,586 --> 00:16:22,045 MY RESTAURANT, MY LABORATORY, 291 00:16:22,087 --> 00:16:24,170 ALL ABOUT TO BE FLATTENED. 292 00:16:24,212 --> 00:16:26,962 TO SAY MY GOOD-BYES. 293 00:16:27,003 --> 00:16:29,878 FAREWELL, STENCH-VISION GOGGLES. 294 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:32,962 FAREWELL, CHUM BUCKET REPLICATOR. 295 00:16:33,003 --> 00:16:35,670 FAREWELL, HYPNOTIZER HELMET. 296 00:16:35,711 --> 00:16:39,129 TOGETHER, DIDN'T WE? 297 00:16:39,170 --> 00:16:42,087 SO LONG, SONIC CANNON 298 00:16:42,129 --> 00:16:44,379 IN THE UNIVERSE. 299 00:16:52,670 --> 00:16:54,045 - PLANKTON, I— 300 00:16:54,087 --> 00:16:55,795 I'M SORRY. 301 00:16:55,837 --> 00:16:58,212 MY KRABBY PATTIES SO DELICIOUS. 302 00:17:00,003 --> 00:17:01,379 HEY, GET LOST! 303 00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:04,087 I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO WEEPS AROUND HERE. 304 00:17:04,129 --> 00:17:05,837 - BUT I CAN'T HELP BUT THINK 305 00:17:05,878 --> 00:17:07,711 IN YOUR MISERY, 306 00:17:07,753 --> 00:17:09,711 OR AT LEAST A SPATULA. 307 00:17:12,586 --> 00:17:14,379 UNLESS YOU PAID THEM, 308 00:17:14,420 --> 00:17:16,753 TO DO THAT? 309 00:17:21,586 --> 00:17:24,420 KAREN, ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING? 310 00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:27,586 THOSE PETITION SIGNATURES, 311 00:17:27,628 --> 00:17:30,295 CHECKING ACCOUNT BALANCE IS... 312 00:17:33,711 --> 00:17:38,379 - NOT TO WORRY, MY LADY, I HAVE A PLAN. 313 00:17:38,420 --> 00:17:42,254 - HMM, NOW THERE'S SOMETHING YOU DON'T SEE EVERY DAY. 314 00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:44,461 - THREE-HEADED JAKE? HE COMES IN EVERY DAY. 315 00:17:44,503 --> 00:17:47,586 - NOT HIM. I'M REFERRING TO THE LARGE CROWD 316 00:17:47,628 --> 00:17:49,129 GATHERED AT THE CHUM BUCKET. 317 00:17:49,170 --> 00:17:54,461 GIVING PLANKTON... MONEY? 318 00:17:54,503 --> 00:17:56,878 A STEAL, SIR. 319 00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:59,670 YOU'LL GET MANY VILLAINOUS YEARS OUT OF THAT LITTLE NUMBER. 320 00:18:02,087 --> 00:18:04,628 OH, FORGET THIS RESTAURANT NONSENSE, KAREN. 321 00:18:04,670 --> 00:18:07,295 I SHOULD'VE OPENED A YARD SALE BUSINESS YEARS AGO. 322 00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:08,962 STEP UP, FISHES! 323 00:18:09,003 --> 00:18:12,045 IS PRICED TO MOVE. 324 00:18:12,087 --> 00:18:15,295 - I'LL TAKE THIS RIP TIDE GENERATOR OFF YOUR HANDS. 325 00:18:15,337 --> 00:18:18,545 - I'LL GIVE YOU $1,000 FOR THE STENCH-VISION GOGGLES. 326 00:18:18,586 --> 00:18:19,878 - HEY, HOW MUCH FOR THE COMPUTER? 327 00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:22,379 - HOW MUCH YOU GOT? - PLANKTON! 328 00:18:22,420 --> 00:18:24,420 - ALL RIGHT, MY WIFE'S NOT FOR SALE, 329 00:18:24,461 --> 00:18:26,795 MUST GO. 330 00:18:31,379 --> 00:18:33,003 WELL, WIFEY, 331 00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:36,045 LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME TO PROCEED TO THE NEXT PHASE. 332 00:18:39,545 --> 00:18:42,586 WHO WANTS... FREE MONEY? 333 00:18:43,295 --> 00:18:44,586 FREE? 334 00:18:45,212 --> 00:18:46,170 MONEY? 335 00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:49,129 - FREE MONEY! 336 00:18:55,003 --> 00:18:57,795 - OKAY, OKAY, ONE AT A TIME, PLEASE. 337 00:18:57,837 --> 00:19:00,711 YOUR FREE MONEY... 338 00:19:00,753 --> 00:19:03,003 TO SAVE THE CHUM BUCKET. 339 00:19:03,045 --> 00:19:05,461 - RIGHT THERE. - OOH, OOH, ME FIRST. 340 00:19:05,503 --> 00:19:08,045 YEAH. 341 00:19:08,087 --> 00:19:10,087 THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! 342 00:19:10,129 --> 00:19:11,962 YOU SEE WHAT PLANKTON'S DOING, DON'T YOU? 343 00:19:12,003 --> 00:19:14,129 HE'S UNDERMINING 344 00:19:17,212 --> 00:19:19,586 IN BIKINI BOTTOM. 345 00:19:19,628 --> 00:19:21,045 HERE'S $20, $40, $50— 346 00:19:21,087 --> 00:19:23,461 WELL, HE JUST BOUGHT MINE FOUR TIMES! 347 00:19:23,503 --> 00:19:26,003 I MEAN, TASTY FOOD IS ONE THING, 348 00:19:26,045 --> 00:19:28,503 WITH FREE MONEY? 349 00:19:28,545 --> 00:19:29,920 I'M DOOMED! 350 00:19:29,962 --> 00:19:34,087 WELL, CLEAN HER OUT, BOY. ORDER UP. 351 00:19:34,129 --> 00:19:36,628 I'M AFRAID WE'RE CLOSING UP FOR GOOD. 352 00:19:37,711 --> 00:19:39,795 - MR. KRABS IS HURT SO MUCH! 353 00:19:44,461 --> 00:19:45,962 HOO. PRICELESS. 354 00:19:46,003 --> 00:19:49,503 - THANK YOU, THANK YOU, I GOT WHAT I NEED. 355 00:19:49,545 --> 00:19:51,670 I GOT THE SIGNATURES. 356 00:19:51,711 --> 00:19:53,753 ALL BUT ONE. 357 00:19:53,795 --> 00:19:57,254 GUESS I WON'T BE HIRING THE YELLOW SPONGE ANYTIME SOON, 358 00:19:59,087 --> 00:20:01,920 'CAUSE THE MAJORITY IS ON MY SIDE! 359 00:20:01,962 --> 00:20:04,878 WHICH, IN A DEMOCRACY, IS ALL YOU NEED. 360 00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:14,087 IT'S TIME. 361 00:20:22,212 --> 00:20:26,129 - SO WHO'S GETTING BULLDOZED TODAY? 362 00:20:26,170 --> 00:20:28,420 - OH, NOT ME, YOUR BUREAUCRATIC-NESS. 363 00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:32,129 MY PETITION. 364 00:20:32,170 --> 00:20:36,503 - THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN. STEP ASIDE, MR. KRABS. 365 00:20:38,503 --> 00:20:40,420 - BUT—BUT— 366 00:20:43,337 --> 00:20:46,753 NO! I'M NOT GOIN' ANYWHERE! 367 00:20:46,795 --> 00:20:52,045 - PLEASE COMPLY, MR. KRABS. IT'LL BE QUICK AND PAINLESS. 368 00:20:52,087 --> 00:20:55,628 ME RESTAURANT, 369 00:20:55,670 --> 00:20:58,962 IT'S GONNA BE LONG AND PAINFUL! 370 00:20:59,003 --> 00:21:01,045 - STAND YOUR GROUND, MR. KRABS. 371 00:21:01,087 --> 00:21:03,586 WE ARE RIGHT BEHIND YOU. RIGHT, SQUIDWARD? 372 00:21:03,628 --> 00:21:05,628 SQUIDWARD? 373 00:21:09,545 --> 00:21:14,003 - OKAY, NOW THIS IS REALLY YOUR LAST CHANCE. 374 00:21:14,045 --> 00:21:17,170 - I'M NEVER LEAVING THE KRUSTY KRAB. 375 00:21:17,212 --> 00:21:22,129 - FINE, HAVE IT YOUR WAY. 376 00:21:22,170 --> 00:21:25,837 - BRING IT ON. BRING THE DESTRUCTION! 377 00:21:30,045 --> 00:21:32,711 - GOOD-BYE, KRUSTY KRAB. 378 00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:37,920 HEY? 379 00:21:37,962 --> 00:21:40,045 FOR YOUR COOPERATION. 380 00:21:40,087 --> 00:21:42,337 WHAT? 381 00:21:42,379 --> 00:21:47,420 EXCUSE ME, SIR, BUT, UH, YOU FORGOT TO LEVEL THE PLACE! 382 00:21:47,461 --> 00:21:49,670 UH, YEAH. 383 00:21:49,711 --> 00:21:53,254 IS OUTSIDE OF MY PURVIEW. 384 00:21:55,878 --> 00:21:58,129 THE 100-FOOT ORDINANCE. 385 00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:04,212 THAT'S ONE MORE FOOT. PERFECT. 386 00:22:06,420 --> 00:22:10,295 BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR! 387 00:22:10,337 --> 00:22:13,337 - SO YOU'RE NOT GONNA DESTROY THE KRUSTY KRAB? 388 00:22:13,379 --> 00:22:15,129 - NO, I— - THANK YOU! 389 00:22:15,170 --> 00:22:16,670 THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU! 390 00:22:16,711 --> 00:22:19,795 THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 391 00:22:24,379 --> 00:22:25,962 OH, DEAR. 392 00:22:36,045 --> 00:22:38,337 COME ON, LET'S DO THIS! 393 00:22:38,379 --> 00:22:40,920 SOME DESTRUCTION! 394 00:22:44,087 --> 00:22:46,503 I THINK I'VE SEEN ENOUGH.