1 00:00:17,313 --> 00:00:18,312 - What's the matter, buddy? 2 00:00:18,314 --> 00:00:19,981 You seem so sad. 3 00:00:19,983 --> 00:00:20,982 - Oh, yeah? 4 00:00:20,984 --> 00:00:23,017 Well, you know what's sad? 5 00:00:23,019 --> 00:00:24,018 This! 6 00:00:24,020 --> 00:00:25,419 - My hat is sad? 7 00:00:25,421 --> 00:00:26,621 - No! 8 00:00:26,623 --> 00:00:28,189 You have a special hat, 9 00:00:28,191 --> 00:00:31,425 Which means you get to go to your special happy worky place, 10 00:00:31,427 --> 00:00:34,929 While I just stay bored all day. 11 00:00:34,931 --> 00:00:38,166 I want a special happy worky place, too! 12 00:00:38,168 --> 00:00:40,968 - first things first, patrick. 13 00:00:40,970 --> 00:00:42,236 What do you like to do? 14 00:00:42,238 --> 00:00:45,973 - Uh... 15 00:00:50,079 --> 00:00:51,445 Sand. 16 00:00:51,447 --> 00:00:52,547 - Oh! 17 00:00:52,549 --> 00:00:54,782 Ooh, I got to run. I have patties to flip! 18 00:00:54,784 --> 00:00:56,584 But I sure hope you figure your problem out. 19 00:00:56,586 --> 00:00:58,252 Think about it. 20 00:00:58,254 --> 00:01:00,688 - Think about it. 21 00:01:00,690 --> 00:01:04,425 Think, patrick, think. 22 00:01:04,427 --> 00:01:06,627 Hmm. Hmm. 23 00:01:06,629 --> 00:01:08,963 Mmm! 24 00:01:11,901 --> 00:01:15,203 Thinking is painful. 25 00:01:15,205 --> 00:01:16,971 Break time. 26 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:22,109 - Are you irritable, listless, jobless? 27 00:01:22,111 --> 00:01:24,145 Do you ever ask yourself, "I'm a loser. 28 00:01:24,147 --> 00:01:25,780 What am I doing with my life?" 29 00:01:25,782 --> 00:01:27,081 Then look no further. 30 00:01:27,083 --> 00:01:29,750 I have the answer that's helped millions— 31 00:01:29,752 --> 00:01:32,220 - Be all you can possibly be. 32 00:01:32,222 --> 00:01:33,854 Join the marine dolphins. 33 00:01:37,527 --> 00:01:38,626 Huh? 34 00:01:38,628 --> 00:01:41,028 The inescapable display case! 35 00:01:41,030 --> 00:01:42,863 No! 36 00:01:42,865 --> 00:01:46,300 - All in a day's work, eh, mermaid man? 37 00:01:46,302 --> 00:01:50,905 - Remember, it's up to you to reveal the true face of crime. 38 00:01:50,907 --> 00:01:53,274 Sign up to be part of the mermaid man 39 00:01:53,276 --> 00:01:56,644 And barnacle boy junior crime fighters. 40 00:01:56,646 --> 00:01:59,113 - I got to figure out what to do with my life. 41 00:01:59,115 --> 00:02:01,782 - Fight evil! 42 00:02:03,052 --> 00:02:06,954 - Oh, I wish I was a superhero. 43 00:02:06,956 --> 00:02:08,055 That's it. 44 00:02:08,057 --> 00:02:09,790 I know what I want to do with my life! 45 00:02:09,792 --> 00:02:12,059 To the changing room. 46 00:02:20,970 --> 00:02:23,504 Ahh. 47 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:41,389 At last, I have found my calling. 48 00:02:41,391 --> 00:02:45,693 I am patrick-man, defender of bikini bottom. 49 00:02:48,096 --> 00:02:51,265 Oof! 50 00:02:53,468 --> 00:02:55,002 - Mister squidward... 51 00:02:55,004 --> 00:02:56,470 What's with all the dilly-dallying? 52 00:02:56,472 --> 00:02:58,739 We've got customers' money to take. 53 00:02:58,741 --> 00:03:01,175 - Where? 54 00:03:01,177 --> 00:03:02,209 - Aah! 55 00:03:02,211 --> 00:03:04,645 Where is everybody? 56 00:03:04,647 --> 00:03:05,780 - Fear not. 57 00:03:05,782 --> 00:03:07,248 Patrick-man is here. 58 00:03:07,250 --> 00:03:08,683 - Patrick. 59 00:03:08,685 --> 00:03:11,385 I knew our number-one customer wouldn't let us down. 60 00:03:11,387 --> 00:03:13,587 - Shush, shush-shush-shush-shush. 61 00:03:13,589 --> 00:03:16,257 It's patrick-man, mister krabs. 62 00:03:16,259 --> 00:03:17,391 - "patrick-man"? 63 00:03:17,393 --> 00:03:19,760 What kind of ridiculous name is that? 64 00:03:19,762 --> 00:03:21,295 - Oh, forget the name. 65 00:03:21,297 --> 00:03:23,698 Look at the ridiculous outfit. 66 00:03:23,700 --> 00:03:25,766 What is that, a pair of briefs? 67 00:03:27,537 --> 00:03:28,936 - Ooh. 68 00:03:28,938 --> 00:03:31,339 Blaring employee laughter in the common area? 69 00:03:34,811 --> 00:03:37,278 Hey, patrick. What's with the fancy duds? 70 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:39,780 - Must I explain everything? 71 00:03:39,782 --> 00:03:42,583 I found what I want to do with my life. 72 00:03:42,585 --> 00:03:44,919 I am... 73 00:03:44,921 --> 00:03:47,455 Patrick-man! 74 00:03:47,457 --> 00:03:50,691 that is so exciting! 75 00:03:50,693 --> 00:03:53,060 I can't wait to tell gary, my parents, my grandma— 76 00:03:53,062 --> 00:03:54,495 - Shh, shh, shh. Spongebob... 77 00:03:54,497 --> 00:03:57,264 My identity must be kept secret. 78 00:03:57,266 --> 00:03:59,900 My work here is done. 79 00:03:59,902 --> 00:04:01,035 Patrick-man's off. 80 00:04:01,037 --> 00:04:03,104 The city needs my help. 81 00:04:03,106 --> 00:04:06,574 Oh, I almost forgot. Can I get a krabby patty? 82 00:04:11,114 --> 00:04:12,780 - Hey, how'd you do on the final? 83 00:04:12,782 --> 00:04:13,781 - I aced it. 84 00:04:13,783 --> 00:04:17,385 - Me too. 85 00:04:17,387 --> 00:04:19,754 - Looks like all that studying paid off. 86 00:04:19,756 --> 00:04:20,755 High five. 87 00:04:23,126 --> 00:04:24,959 - Whoa. Are you okay, man? 88 00:04:24,961 --> 00:04:29,029 - Just remember this. Violence solves nothing. 89 00:04:29,031 --> 00:04:30,197 - "violence"? 90 00:04:30,199 --> 00:04:31,932 We were just giving high fives— 91 00:04:31,934 --> 00:04:34,502 - No time for silly talk, citizen. 92 00:04:34,504 --> 00:04:39,874 Patrick-man is needed elsewhere. 93 00:04:39,876 --> 00:04:41,609 - Please, ma'am, allow me. 94 00:04:41,611 --> 00:04:43,611 - Huh? 95 00:04:43,613 --> 00:04:47,214 Why, thank you, young man. 96 00:04:48,317 --> 00:04:50,818 not a problem, ma'am. 97 00:04:50,820 --> 00:04:52,420 It's the least I could do— 98 00:04:52,422 --> 00:04:54,989 Oh! 99 00:04:54,991 --> 00:04:57,291 Sorry, lady, you're on your own. 100 00:04:58,361 --> 00:05:00,628 - Oh, dear. 101 00:05:01,964 --> 00:05:04,165 Oh, dear! 102 00:05:07,370 --> 00:05:09,870 - Ooh, sweet dollar. Oh, just look at you— 103 00:05:09,872 --> 00:05:12,106 So clean, so crisp. 104 00:05:12,108 --> 00:05:13,174 Now come to krabsy— 105 00:05:13,176 --> 00:05:14,208 - Halt! 106 00:05:14,210 --> 00:05:17,111 Patrick-man is on to you, thief. 107 00:05:17,113 --> 00:05:18,646 Stealing is bad. 108 00:05:18,648 --> 00:05:20,247 Bad! 109 00:05:20,249 --> 00:05:22,082 - But I found that dollar. 110 00:05:22,084 --> 00:05:23,651 - No, enough! 111 00:05:23,653 --> 00:05:26,854 This dollar shall stay on the sidewalk, 112 00:05:26,856 --> 00:05:28,589 Where it belongs. 113 00:05:28,591 --> 00:05:32,393 With neptune's swiftness, away! 114 00:05:36,965 --> 00:05:39,667 - Hey, a dollar. 115 00:05:39,669 --> 00:05:42,236 This must be my luck day. 116 00:05:46,075 --> 00:05:47,808 - Help! Help, somebody! - Huh? 117 00:05:47,810 --> 00:05:49,176 - Help! 118 00:05:49,178 --> 00:05:52,580 - Sounds like another job for patrick-man. 119 00:05:55,952 --> 00:05:58,786 I'll finish you off later, day-old doughnuts. 120 00:05:58,788 --> 00:06:03,591 Right now I must move rapidly and act heroically. 121 00:06:08,363 --> 00:06:10,931 What's this? Don't move! And freeze! 122 00:06:10,933 --> 00:06:12,733 - Huh? 123 00:06:12,735 --> 00:06:15,503 - Let's see ya try to bust out of that, boat thief. 124 00:06:15,505 --> 00:06:18,172 - Boat thief? Heavens, no. 125 00:06:18,174 --> 00:06:20,941 My poor student is trapped inside this boat. 126 00:06:20,943 --> 00:06:22,776 The doors are jammed. 127 00:06:22,778 --> 00:06:24,411 - Jammed doors, huh? 128 00:06:24,413 --> 00:06:27,081 A likely story. 129 00:06:27,083 --> 00:06:31,118 With neptune's swiftness... 130 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:34,355 Away! 131 00:06:34,357 --> 00:06:38,292 - Oh, merciful neptune, the authorities are here. 132 00:06:38,294 --> 00:06:41,195 Oh, you'll be out of there in no time. 133 00:06:41,197 --> 00:06:43,063 - Well, what have we here? 134 00:06:43,065 --> 00:06:44,965 "cops, this is boat thief." 135 00:06:44,967 --> 00:06:47,535 Looks like patrick-man caught another one. 136 00:06:47,537 --> 00:06:49,470 What would we do without superheroes? 137 00:06:51,773 --> 00:06:54,208 - But I didn't do anything. 138 00:06:54,210 --> 00:06:56,176 - Grand theft vessel is a felony. 139 00:06:56,178 --> 00:06:58,913 You remember what a felony is, don't you, mrs. Puff? 140 00:06:58,915 --> 00:07:00,147 - Felony! 141 00:07:01,417 --> 00:07:03,817 Ugh. Patrick-man. 142 00:07:06,289 --> 00:07:08,355 - Help. 143 00:07:08,357 --> 00:07:09,490 - Order up. 144 00:07:09,492 --> 00:07:11,025 Another krabby patty for the gentleman. 145 00:07:11,027 --> 00:07:12,459 - Thank you. 146 00:07:12,461 --> 00:07:15,462 Let's hope patrick-man doesn't confiscate this one. 147 00:07:15,464 --> 00:07:17,498 - Yeah. He drank my shake, too. 148 00:07:17,500 --> 00:07:20,000 Said it was part of an evil plot. 149 00:07:20,002 --> 00:07:21,769 - Sorry, ma'am. I'll get you another. 150 00:07:21,771 --> 00:07:25,773 Patrick has taken things too far. 151 00:07:25,775 --> 00:07:28,642 - Hey, that's patrick-man to you. 152 00:07:28,644 --> 00:07:30,311 - What are you doing out there? 153 00:07:30,313 --> 00:07:34,682 - Something a nonhero civilian could never understand. 154 00:07:34,684 --> 00:07:36,483 Yow-ooh! 155 00:07:36,485 --> 00:07:40,554 I'm about to unmask one of bikini bottom's biggest foes, 156 00:07:40,556 --> 00:07:42,856 Right here in the krusty krab. 157 00:07:42,858 --> 00:07:45,526 I've intercepted his evil scheme. 158 00:07:45,528 --> 00:07:48,262 - You've intercepted a recipe for toasted coral bits. 159 00:07:48,264 --> 00:07:50,230 Don't you think you're going a little overboard 160 00:07:50,232 --> 00:07:51,932 With this patrick-man thing? 161 00:07:51,934 --> 00:07:54,001 - "overboard"? 162 00:07:54,003 --> 00:07:56,670 Do you call this "overboard"? 163 00:07:56,672 --> 00:07:58,872 Away, with neptune's... 164 00:07:58,874 --> 00:08:01,241 Swiftness. 165 00:08:01,243 --> 00:08:04,178 Villains and criminals, beware! 166 00:08:04,180 --> 00:08:06,780 Patrick-man is here! 167 00:08:06,782 --> 00:08:07,781 Pop! 168 00:08:07,783 --> 00:08:08,983 Oh! 169 00:08:08,985 --> 00:08:12,353 - Good gracious. 170 00:08:12,355 --> 00:08:14,288 - And he always finds out... 171 00:08:14,290 --> 00:08:16,790 Who hides under the mask. 172 00:08:16,792 --> 00:08:18,492 - Hey, man, 173 00:08:18,494 --> 00:08:20,828 I'd like to hold onto my face, thank you. 174 00:08:20,830 --> 00:08:22,763 - Oh, right. 175 00:08:22,765 --> 00:08:25,499 Now I got ya. 176 00:08:25,501 --> 00:08:26,734 - Ouch! 177 00:08:26,736 --> 00:08:29,436 Let's get out of here and never come back. 178 00:08:29,438 --> 00:08:31,472 - What? 179 00:08:31,474 --> 00:08:32,473 - Yowza. 180 00:08:32,475 --> 00:08:33,907 - All right, that does it. 181 00:08:33,909 --> 00:08:35,909 - Admit it, masked marauder. 182 00:08:35,911 --> 00:08:37,077 - Enough! 183 00:08:37,079 --> 00:08:40,147 We've all had our fill of patrick-man. 184 00:08:40,149 --> 00:08:42,483 - But I was about to unmask a supervillain. 185 00:08:42,485 --> 00:08:43,917 - Sure you were. 186 00:08:43,919 --> 00:08:45,653 - What the barnacles are you doing? 187 00:08:45,655 --> 00:08:48,455 - Protecting bikini bottom from a scoundrel. 188 00:08:48,457 --> 00:08:50,491 - Oh, dear. 189 00:08:50,493 --> 00:08:51,825 - Let her go, patrick. 190 00:08:51,827 --> 00:08:53,961 - No way. 191 00:08:58,567 --> 00:09:00,134 - Hey, where'd he come from? 192 00:09:00,136 --> 00:09:02,202 the dirty bubble! 193 00:09:02,204 --> 00:09:04,138 - The dirty bubble? 194 00:09:04,140 --> 00:09:06,340 I wanted to unmask man-ray. 195 00:09:07,943 --> 00:09:10,077 Fools, you've blown my cover. 196 00:09:10,079 --> 00:09:11,979 Now taste my wrath. 197 00:09:11,981 --> 00:09:13,447 - What now, patrick-man? 198 00:09:13,449 --> 00:09:15,883 - Spongebob, you're looking at a superhero. 199 00:09:15,885 --> 00:09:19,586 So, naturally, I will rely on my superpowers... 200 00:09:19,588 --> 00:09:22,356 And throw some stuff. 201 00:09:23,792 --> 00:09:26,493 - I wouldn't call that a total miss. 202 00:09:26,495 --> 00:09:29,697 - Take this, beast. 203 00:09:33,101 --> 00:09:34,234 - Patrick—aah! 204 00:09:35,638 --> 00:09:38,072 Mmm-mmm. Yummy sponge. 205 00:09:38,074 --> 00:09:41,008 - You've disabled me employees and trashed me restaurant. 206 00:09:41,010 --> 00:09:43,310 Think you might go for the bubble, now? 207 00:09:43,312 --> 00:09:45,946 - I have him right where I want him... 208 00:09:45,948 --> 00:09:48,115 For the pit punch. 209 00:09:54,256 --> 00:09:56,523 - Ha! Let's try that again. 210 00:09:56,525 --> 00:09:59,993 But this time I attack. 211 00:10:05,266 --> 00:10:07,434 Lunch. 212 00:10:13,409 --> 00:10:14,875 - Way to go, buddy. 213 00:10:14,877 --> 00:10:16,243 You're a hero. 214 00:10:16,245 --> 00:10:18,312 Uh, may I have your autograph? 215 00:10:18,314 --> 00:10:20,481 - Why, of course, young man. 216 00:10:20,483 --> 00:10:24,818 That's "spongebob" with two sevens, right? 217 00:10:24,820 --> 00:10:27,254 - What's your next exciting adventure, patrick-man? 218 00:10:27,256 --> 00:10:28,856 - Actually... 219 00:10:28,858 --> 00:10:32,326 It's patrick to you. 220 00:10:32,328 --> 00:10:34,094 I'm retiring. 221 00:10:34,096 --> 00:10:35,963 Having a job is too much work. 222 00:10:35,965 --> 00:10:37,798 - Not so fast. 223 00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:42,269 I think I need you to use your superpowers one last time. 224 00:10:45,373 --> 00:10:46,440 - What's this? 225 00:11:15,804 --> 00:11:17,070 - Hmm. 226 00:11:17,072 --> 00:11:20,073 Gary, have you been chewing on my alarm clock again? 227 00:11:20,075 --> 00:11:22,409 Oh, well. 228 00:11:25,881 --> 00:11:29,516 Ahh. 229 00:11:29,518 --> 00:11:30,551 - Up and at 'em! 230 00:11:30,553 --> 00:11:32,085 Hup. Ew. 231 00:11:32,087 --> 00:11:35,489 Gary, not my slippers too. 232 00:11:35,491 --> 00:11:39,159 Ugh, nasty. 233 00:11:41,096 --> 00:11:43,163 ew. 234 00:11:43,165 --> 00:11:46,200 Oral hygiene to the rescue. 235 00:11:46,202 --> 00:11:47,768 What the hey? 236 00:11:47,770 --> 00:11:52,439 - come on, gary, let go! 237 00:11:52,441 --> 00:11:53,740 Coochie coochie coo. 238 00:11:55,311 --> 00:11:57,411 - Golly, gary, what's gotten into you? 239 00:11:57,413 --> 00:11:59,513 Are you bored? I'll play with you later. 240 00:11:59,515 --> 00:12:02,416 - gary. 241 00:12:11,926 --> 00:12:13,360 Gary, you are a nut. 242 00:12:13,362 --> 00:12:14,494 Sheesh. 243 00:12:18,901 --> 00:12:21,034 - That snail sure is acting weird. 244 00:12:21,036 --> 00:12:24,938 It's like he's teething again. 245 00:12:24,940 --> 00:12:26,540 Hey, hold on a second. 246 00:12:26,542 --> 00:12:28,575 Gary, have you been chewing on my bowl? 247 00:12:28,577 --> 00:12:30,711 no. 248 00:12:30,713 --> 00:12:32,646 - I'm beginning to sense a pattern here. 249 00:12:35,117 --> 00:12:38,352 - Gary, are you trying to tell me something? 250 00:12:38,354 --> 00:12:41,221 Could it be that what you need is a new chew toy? 251 00:12:42,758 --> 00:12:44,424 - I thought so. 252 00:12:47,762 --> 00:12:49,596 Ooh, I'll bet they have lots of toys here. 253 00:12:49,598 --> 00:12:50,864 Hey, look, there's patrick. 254 00:12:50,866 --> 00:12:52,332 Howdy, patrick. 255 00:12:52,334 --> 00:12:54,501 - Hey, spongebob. Gareth. 256 00:12:54,503 --> 00:12:57,437 - What are you doing here? You don't have a pet. 257 00:12:57,439 --> 00:13:01,441 - Confidentially, I'm just here for the free samples. 258 00:13:04,145 --> 00:13:08,048 Mm, you can really taste the gourmet. 259 00:13:08,050 --> 00:13:10,417 Well, thank you, ma'am. 260 00:13:10,419 --> 00:13:14,321 I may consider purchasing this brand for my worms. 261 00:13:14,323 --> 00:13:15,589 Want some? 262 00:13:15,591 --> 00:13:16,857 - No, thanks. Just had breakfast. 263 00:13:16,859 --> 00:13:19,226 We're here to buy gary a new toy. 264 00:13:19,228 --> 00:13:20,694 - They're on aisle three, 265 00:13:20,696 --> 00:13:23,697 Next to the most delicious snail treats. 266 00:13:23,699 --> 00:13:25,732 Follow me. 267 00:13:30,339 --> 00:13:31,905 Here they are— 268 00:13:31,907 --> 00:13:36,276 "tasty time snail treats." 269 00:13:36,278 --> 00:13:38,312 - Well, how about this one? 270 00:13:42,985 --> 00:13:45,419 Okay, how about this? 271 00:13:45,421 --> 00:13:47,387 Well? 272 00:13:47,389 --> 00:13:48,822 Yeah, I don't think so. 273 00:13:48,824 --> 00:13:50,624 - Hey, guys, check this out— 274 00:13:50,626 --> 00:13:52,926 "pet point 3000." 275 00:13:52,928 --> 00:13:55,262 - A pet toy that plays with your pet. 276 00:13:55,264 --> 00:13:56,263 What do you think, gary? 277 00:13:56,265 --> 00:13:58,031 - Meh. 278 00:13:58,033 --> 00:14:01,635 - It's so futuristic. 279 00:14:06,041 --> 00:14:08,608 Look! A red dot! 280 00:14:08,610 --> 00:14:10,577 Hey, come back here. 281 00:14:10,579 --> 00:14:11,778 - That's brilliant. 282 00:14:11,780 --> 00:14:14,448 What'll they think of next? 283 00:14:14,450 --> 00:14:16,416 - I love this thing. 284 00:14:16,418 --> 00:14:17,551 Let's turn it up. 285 00:14:19,154 --> 00:14:20,587 Huh? 286 00:14:20,589 --> 00:14:21,955 Where did it go? 287 00:14:21,957 --> 00:14:23,323 - Uh, patrick... 288 00:14:23,325 --> 00:14:24,424 - Huh? 289 00:14:24,426 --> 00:14:26,059 Oh, there it is. 290 00:14:27,162 --> 00:14:30,430 Eh, do you smell something burning? 291 00:14:30,432 --> 00:14:33,734 Duh. 292 00:14:39,942 --> 00:14:42,342 Here, you might need this. 293 00:14:42,344 --> 00:14:44,845 You know, I'm not sure that toy is safe for gary. 294 00:14:44,847 --> 00:14:46,380 Where is gary, anyway? 295 00:14:46,382 --> 00:14:48,148 Gary! 296 00:15:00,996 --> 00:15:02,929 ah. 297 00:15:04,366 --> 00:15:05,499 - Gary. 298 00:15:05,501 --> 00:15:07,634 Gary! 299 00:15:07,636 --> 00:15:09,770 Hey, where'd you come from? 300 00:15:09,772 --> 00:15:11,938 Ah, I wonder if gary would like this ball? 301 00:15:11,940 --> 00:15:14,474 Gar— 302 00:15:14,476 --> 00:15:16,510 - I guess you do. 303 00:15:16,512 --> 00:15:19,079 Are you ready to play with your new ball? 304 00:15:19,081 --> 00:15:20,580 - here it is, boy. 305 00:15:20,582 --> 00:15:22,215 - you want it, boy? 306 00:15:22,217 --> 00:15:25,218 - okay, boy, go and get it. 307 00:15:25,220 --> 00:15:26,319 Go and get it. 308 00:15:26,321 --> 00:15:28,055 Go and get it. 309 00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:30,490 - Fetch! 310 00:15:30,492 --> 00:15:32,492 - Okay, gary, bring it back. 311 00:15:34,430 --> 00:15:35,996 Come on, gary. Bring it back, gary. 312 00:15:35,998 --> 00:15:38,632 You're supposed to bring it... Back. 313 00:15:52,046 --> 00:15:54,981 - Oh, well, as long as he's not chewing on my stuff. 314 00:16:03,124 --> 00:16:04,424 - I wonder how gary's doing. 315 00:16:04,426 --> 00:16:05,826 I haven't heard a squeak out of him. 316 00:16:05,828 --> 00:16:07,661 Gary? Are— 317 00:16:07,663 --> 00:16:09,429 Hmm. Where is that snail? 318 00:16:09,431 --> 00:16:10,931 Gary, where are you? 319 00:16:10,933 --> 00:16:11,932 Gary, I— 320 00:16:11,934 --> 00:16:16,670 Oh, there you are. 321 00:16:16,672 --> 00:16:18,205 Oh, a tea party. 322 00:16:18,207 --> 00:16:19,673 Cute. 323 00:16:19,675 --> 00:16:21,174 Do you mind if I join you? 324 00:16:21,176 --> 00:16:22,843 I'd just love a spot of tea. 325 00:16:22,845 --> 00:16:24,044 What kind of tea is it— 326 00:16:24,046 --> 00:16:27,447 Green tea, earl grey, oolong, slippery elm? 327 00:16:32,620 --> 00:16:36,156 Gee, I think he likes that ball more than me. 328 00:16:36,158 --> 00:16:38,225 yech. 329 00:16:38,227 --> 00:16:41,128 That is not tea. 330 00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:43,063 I know what will get gary's attention— 331 00:16:43,065 --> 00:16:46,099 Good old slimycan. 332 00:16:57,512 --> 00:17:00,814 Here ya go, ga— 333 00:17:00,816 --> 00:17:02,048 Darn it, gary. 334 00:17:02,050 --> 00:17:04,384 Gary! Dinnertime! 335 00:17:04,386 --> 00:17:06,586 Gary. 336 00:17:06,588 --> 00:17:08,655 Gary? 337 00:17:10,492 --> 00:17:12,159 Okay, that's just creepy. 338 00:17:12,161 --> 00:17:15,028 Gary, I think you need to spend some time away from this ball. 339 00:17:16,998 --> 00:17:18,765 This isn't helping your case. 340 00:17:23,005 --> 00:17:24,171 - Okay, gary, fun is fun. 341 00:17:24,173 --> 00:17:27,140 Now, give me that ball, pronto. 342 00:17:27,142 --> 00:17:30,143 - Oh, so you've hidden it. 343 00:17:30,145 --> 00:17:32,078 Oh, no, you don't. Come here. 344 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:34,881 I bet I know where it is. 345 00:17:36,817 --> 00:17:40,053 hairball. 346 00:17:40,055 --> 00:17:42,022 Hairball. 347 00:17:42,024 --> 00:17:43,123 Wallet. 348 00:17:43,125 --> 00:17:44,691 Darn it— I thought I lost this. 349 00:17:44,693 --> 00:17:47,060 And I just canceled my credit cards. 350 00:17:47,062 --> 00:17:49,629 Hairball, toothbrush... 351 00:17:49,631 --> 00:17:51,598 Aha! I knew it. 352 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:52,699 You'll see. 353 00:17:52,701 --> 00:17:54,201 Some time apart will do you good. 354 00:17:57,071 --> 00:17:59,539 There we go. Out of sight, out of mind. 355 00:17:59,541 --> 00:18:03,910 I know you're upset now, but wait until tomorrow morning. 356 00:18:03,912 --> 00:18:07,681 Why, you probably won't even remember that old ball. 357 00:18:19,928 --> 00:18:21,361 - Good morning, gary. 358 00:18:21,363 --> 00:18:23,663 I hope you're not still mad at me. 359 00:18:23,665 --> 00:18:25,031 Gary? 360 00:18:25,033 --> 00:18:26,866 The ball. 361 00:18:26,868 --> 00:18:29,736 I will not tolerate this disobedience, gary. 362 00:18:29,738 --> 00:18:30,971 Gary, I'm not playing around. 363 00:18:30,973 --> 00:18:33,707 You had better show yourself this instant. 364 00:18:33,709 --> 00:18:35,642 Okay, get down here. 365 00:18:36,812 --> 00:18:38,812 Hmph. 366 00:18:38,814 --> 00:18:41,815 Gary, give me that ball. 367 00:18:43,051 --> 00:18:44,751 Come on. 368 00:18:45,787 --> 00:18:47,220 Get down. 369 00:18:49,925 --> 00:18:52,058 Whoa! 370 00:18:52,060 --> 00:18:54,661 Mother always said, "don't run with the broom." 371 00:18:59,100 --> 00:19:00,200 I'll take that. 372 00:19:01,503 --> 00:19:04,004 gary, how could you? 373 00:19:04,006 --> 00:19:06,006 You are gonna have to make a choice. 374 00:19:06,008 --> 00:19:08,441 It's either me or the... 375 00:19:08,443 --> 00:19:10,010 ball. 376 00:19:10,012 --> 00:19:11,411 Fine. 377 00:19:11,413 --> 00:19:14,914 I hope you two will be very happy together... 378 00:19:14,916 --> 00:19:16,449 Without me. 379 00:19:16,451 --> 00:19:17,951 Good-bye! 380 00:19:39,675 --> 00:19:44,644 - Blah, blah, bloo, blee, blah, blah, bloo, blah, blah, blee. 381 00:19:44,646 --> 00:19:47,781 Blah blahhh. 382 00:20:41,869 --> 00:20:43,937 And so it's come to this— 383 00:20:43,939 --> 00:20:46,673 No home, no best friend... 384 00:20:46,675 --> 00:20:50,677 And sleeping under a bus stop. 385 00:20:50,679 --> 00:20:52,645 Hello, little nematode. 386 00:20:52,647 --> 00:20:54,481 Will you be my friend? 387 00:20:54,483 --> 00:20:56,282 That a boy. 388 00:20:56,284 --> 00:20:59,719 that tickles! 389 00:20:59,721 --> 00:21:02,489 Hey, my wallet! 390 00:21:02,491 --> 00:21:04,124 Good thing I canceled those credit cards. 391 00:21:05,127 --> 00:21:06,226 - Gary. 392 00:21:06,228 --> 00:21:08,261 I mean—oh, hey. 393 00:21:08,263 --> 00:21:11,131 What are you doing here— waiting for a bus? 394 00:21:13,702 --> 00:21:15,201 Oh, gary. 395 00:21:15,203 --> 00:21:18,238 Does this mean you've come to love me more than that chew toy? 396 00:21:19,341 --> 00:21:21,708 - Yippee! 397 00:21:21,710 --> 00:21:24,844 Look, we're closer than ever. 398 00:21:24,846 --> 00:21:26,846 Come on, gary, let's go home. 399 00:21:28,383 --> 00:21:29,549 Do you smell something burning? 400 00:21:33,422 --> 00:21:35,221 Hey, look, isn't that your ball?