1 00:01:02,402 --> 00:01:03,869 - Are you ready, kids? 2 00:01:03,871 --> 00:01:05,671 Aye, aye, captain! 3 00:01:05,673 --> 00:01:07,139 - I can't hear you. 4 00:01:07,141 --> 00:01:08,941 Aye, aye, captain! 5 00:01:14,248 --> 00:01:16,248 Spongebob squarepants! 6 00:01:18,286 --> 00:01:19,952 Spongebob squarepants! 7 00:01:22,290 --> 00:01:23,789 Spongebob squarepants! 8 00:01:26,260 --> 00:01:28,227 Spongebob squarepants! - Ready? 9 00:01:28,229 --> 00:01:30,229 Spongebob squarepants! 10 00:01:30,231 --> 00:01:32,164 Spongebob squarepants! 11 00:01:32,166 --> 00:01:34,166 Spongebob squarepants! 12 00:01:34,168 --> 00:01:37,670 - Spongebob squarepants! 13 00:02:09,503 --> 00:02:10,502 - What's the matter, buddy? 14 00:02:10,504 --> 00:02:12,171 You seem so sad. 15 00:02:12,173 --> 00:02:13,172 - Oh, yeah? 16 00:02:13,174 --> 00:02:15,207 Well, you know what's sad? 17 00:02:15,209 --> 00:02:16,208 This! 18 00:02:16,210 --> 00:02:17,609 - My hat is sad? 19 00:02:17,611 --> 00:02:18,811 - No! 20 00:02:18,813 --> 00:02:20,379 You have a special hat, 21 00:02:20,381 --> 00:02:23,615 Which means you get to go to your special happy worky place, 22 00:02:23,617 --> 00:02:27,119 While I just stay bored all day. 23 00:02:27,121 --> 00:02:30,356 I want a special happy worky place, too! 24 00:02:30,358 --> 00:02:33,158 - first things first, patrick. 25 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:34,426 What do you like to do? 26 00:02:34,428 --> 00:02:38,163 - Uh... 27 00:02:42,269 --> 00:02:43,635 Sand. 28 00:02:43,637 --> 00:02:44,737 - Oh! 29 00:02:44,739 --> 00:02:46,972 Ooh, I got to run. I have patties to flip! 30 00:02:46,974 --> 00:02:48,774 But I sure hope you figure your problem out. 31 00:02:48,776 --> 00:02:50,442 Think about it. 32 00:02:50,444 --> 00:02:52,878 - Think about it. 33 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:56,615 Think, patrick, think. 34 00:02:56,617 --> 00:02:58,817 Hmm. Hmm. 35 00:02:58,819 --> 00:03:01,153 Mmm! 36 00:03:04,091 --> 00:03:07,393 Thinking is painful. 37 00:03:07,395 --> 00:03:09,161 Break time. 38 00:03:11,030 --> 00:03:14,299 - Are you irritable, listless, jobless? 39 00:03:14,301 --> 00:03:16,335 Do you ever ask yourself, "I'm a loser. 40 00:03:16,337 --> 00:03:17,970 What am I doing with my life?" 41 00:03:17,972 --> 00:03:19,271 Then look no further. 42 00:03:19,273 --> 00:03:21,940 I have the answer that's helped millions— 43 00:03:21,942 --> 00:03:24,410 - Be all you can possibly be. 44 00:03:24,412 --> 00:03:26,044 Join the marine dolphins. 45 00:03:29,717 --> 00:03:30,816 Huh? 46 00:03:30,818 --> 00:03:33,218 The inescapable display case! 47 00:03:33,220 --> 00:03:35,053 No! 48 00:03:35,055 --> 00:03:38,490 - All in a day's work, eh, mermaid man? 49 00:03:38,492 --> 00:03:43,095 - Remember, it's up to you to reveal the true face of crime. 50 00:03:43,097 --> 00:03:45,464 Sign up to be part of the mermaid man 51 00:03:45,466 --> 00:03:48,834 And barnacle boy junior crime fighters. 52 00:03:48,836 --> 00:03:51,303 - I got to figure out what to do with my life. 53 00:03:51,305 --> 00:03:53,972 - Fight evil! 54 00:03:55,242 --> 00:03:59,144 - Oh, I wish I was a superhero. 55 00:03:59,146 --> 00:04:00,245 That's it. 56 00:04:00,247 --> 00:04:01,980 I know what I want to do with my life! 57 00:04:01,982 --> 00:04:04,249 To the changing room. 58 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:15,694 Ahh. 59 00:04:30,710 --> 00:04:33,579 At last, I have found my calling. 60 00:04:33,581 --> 00:04:37,883 I am patrick-man, defender of bikini bottom. 61 00:04:40,286 --> 00:04:43,455 Oof! 62 00:04:45,658 --> 00:04:47,192 - Mister squidward... 63 00:04:47,194 --> 00:04:48,660 What's with all the dilly-dallying? 64 00:04:48,662 --> 00:04:50,929 We've got customers' money to take. 65 00:04:50,931 --> 00:04:53,365 - Where? 66 00:04:53,367 --> 00:04:54,399 - Aah! 67 00:04:54,401 --> 00:04:56,835 Where is everybody? 68 00:04:56,837 --> 00:04:57,970 - Fear not. 69 00:04:57,972 --> 00:04:59,438 Patrick-man is here. 70 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:00,873 - Patrick. 71 00:05:00,875 --> 00:05:03,575 I knew our number-one customer wouldn't let us down. 72 00:05:03,577 --> 00:05:05,777 - Shush, shush-shush-shush-shush. 73 00:05:05,779 --> 00:05:08,447 It's patrick-man, mister krabs. 74 00:05:08,449 --> 00:05:09,581 - "patrick-man"? 75 00:05:09,583 --> 00:05:11,950 What kind of ridiculous name is that? 76 00:05:11,952 --> 00:05:13,485 - Oh, forget the name. 77 00:05:13,487 --> 00:05:15,888 Look at the ridiculous outfit. 78 00:05:15,890 --> 00:05:17,956 What is that, a pair of briefs? 79 00:05:19,727 --> 00:05:21,126 - Ooh. 80 00:05:21,128 --> 00:05:23,529 Blaring employee laughter in the common area? 81 00:05:27,001 --> 00:05:29,468 Hey, patrick. What's with the fancy duds? 82 00:05:29,470 --> 00:05:31,970 - Must I explain everything? 83 00:05:31,972 --> 00:05:34,773 I found what I want to do with my life. 84 00:05:34,775 --> 00:05:37,109 I am... 85 00:05:37,111 --> 00:05:39,645 Patrick-man! 86 00:05:39,647 --> 00:05:42,881 that is so exciting! 87 00:05:42,883 --> 00:05:45,250 I can't wait to tell gary, my parents, my grandma— 88 00:05:45,252 --> 00:05:46,685 - Shh, shh, shh. Spongebob... 89 00:05:46,687 --> 00:05:49,454 My identity must be kept secret. 90 00:05:49,456 --> 00:05:52,090 My work here is done. 91 00:05:52,092 --> 00:05:53,225 Patrick-man's off. 92 00:05:53,227 --> 00:05:55,294 The city needs my help. 93 00:05:55,296 --> 00:05:58,764 Oh, I almost forgot. Can I get a krabby patty? 94 00:06:03,304 --> 00:06:04,970 - Hey, how'd you do on the final? 95 00:06:04,972 --> 00:06:05,971 - I aced it. 96 00:06:05,973 --> 00:06:09,575 - Me too. 97 00:06:09,577 --> 00:06:11,944 - Looks like all that studying paid off. 98 00:06:11,946 --> 00:06:12,945 High five. 99 00:06:15,316 --> 00:06:17,149 - Whoa. Are you okay, man? 100 00:06:17,151 --> 00:06:21,219 - Just remember this. Violence solves nothing. 101 00:06:21,221 --> 00:06:22,387 - "violence"? 102 00:06:22,389 --> 00:06:24,122 We were just giving high fives— 103 00:06:24,124 --> 00:06:26,692 - No time for silly talk, citizen. 104 00:06:26,694 --> 00:06:32,064 Patrick-man is needed elsewhere. 105 00:06:32,066 --> 00:06:33,799 - Please, ma'am, allow me. 106 00:06:33,801 --> 00:06:35,801 - Huh? 107 00:06:35,803 --> 00:06:39,404 Why, thank you, young man. 108 00:06:40,507 --> 00:06:43,008 not a problem, ma'am. 109 00:06:43,010 --> 00:06:44,610 It's the least I could do— 110 00:06:44,612 --> 00:06:47,179 Oh! 111 00:06:47,181 --> 00:06:49,481 Sorry, lady, you're on your own. 112 00:06:50,551 --> 00:06:52,818 - Oh, dear. 113 00:06:54,154 --> 00:06:56,355 Oh, dear! 114 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:02,060 - Ooh, sweet dollar. Oh, just look at you— 115 00:07:02,062 --> 00:07:04,296 So clean, so crisp. 116 00:07:04,298 --> 00:07:05,364 Now come to krabsy— 117 00:07:05,366 --> 00:07:06,398 - Halt! 118 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:09,301 Patrick-man is on to you, thief. 119 00:07:09,303 --> 00:07:10,836 Stealing is bad. 120 00:07:10,838 --> 00:07:12,437 Bad! 121 00:07:12,439 --> 00:07:14,272 - But I found that dollar. 122 00:07:14,274 --> 00:07:15,841 - No, enough! 123 00:07:15,843 --> 00:07:19,044 This dollar shall stay on the sidewalk, 124 00:07:19,046 --> 00:07:20,779 Where it belongs. 125 00:07:20,781 --> 00:07:24,583 With neptune's swiftness, away! 126 00:07:29,155 --> 00:07:31,857 - Hey, a dollar. 127 00:07:31,859 --> 00:07:34,426 This must be my luck day. 128 00:07:38,265 --> 00:07:39,998 - Help! Help, somebody! - Huh? 129 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:41,366 - Help! 130 00:07:41,368 --> 00:07:44,770 - Sounds like another job for patrick-man. 131 00:07:48,142 --> 00:07:50,976 I'll finish you off later, day-old doughnuts. 132 00:07:50,978 --> 00:07:55,781 Right now I must move rapidly and act heroically. 133 00:08:00,553 --> 00:08:03,121 What's this? Don't move! And freeze! 134 00:08:03,123 --> 00:08:04,923 - Huh? 135 00:08:04,925 --> 00:08:07,693 - Let's see ya try to bust out of that, boat thief. 136 00:08:07,695 --> 00:08:10,362 - Boat thief? Heavens, no. 137 00:08:10,364 --> 00:08:13,131 My poor student is trapped inside this boat. 138 00:08:13,133 --> 00:08:14,966 The doors are jammed. 139 00:08:14,968 --> 00:08:16,601 - Jammed doors, huh? 140 00:08:16,603 --> 00:08:19,271 A likely story. 141 00:08:19,273 --> 00:08:23,308 With neptune's swiftness... 142 00:08:23,310 --> 00:08:26,545 Away! 143 00:08:26,547 --> 00:08:30,482 - Oh, merciful neptune, the authorities are here. 144 00:08:30,484 --> 00:08:33,385 Oh, you'll be out of there in no time. 145 00:08:33,387 --> 00:08:35,253 - Well, what have we here? 146 00:08:35,255 --> 00:08:37,155 "cops, this is boat thief." 147 00:08:37,157 --> 00:08:39,725 Looks like patrick-man caught another one. 148 00:08:39,727 --> 00:08:41,660 What would we do without superheroes? 149 00:08:43,963 --> 00:08:46,398 - But I didn't do anything. 150 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:48,366 - Grand theft vessel is a felony. 151 00:08:48,368 --> 00:08:51,103 You remember what a felony is, don't you, mrs. Puff? 152 00:08:51,105 --> 00:08:52,337 - Felony! 153 00:08:53,607 --> 00:08:56,007 Ugh. Patrick-man. 154 00:08:58,479 --> 00:09:00,545 - Help. 155 00:09:00,547 --> 00:09:01,680 - Order up. 156 00:09:01,682 --> 00:09:03,215 Another krabby patty for the gentleman. 157 00:09:03,217 --> 00:09:04,649 - Thank you. 158 00:09:04,651 --> 00:09:07,652 Let's hope patrick-man doesn't confiscate this one. 159 00:09:07,654 --> 00:09:09,688 - Yeah. He drank my shake, too. 160 00:09:09,690 --> 00:09:12,190 Said it was part of an evil plot. 161 00:09:12,192 --> 00:09:13,959 - Sorry, ma'am. I'll get you another. 162 00:09:13,961 --> 00:09:17,963 Patrick has taken things too far. 163 00:09:17,965 --> 00:09:20,832 - Hey, that's patrick-man to you. 164 00:09:20,834 --> 00:09:22,501 - What are you doing out there? 165 00:09:22,503 --> 00:09:26,872 - Something a nonhero civilian could never understand. 166 00:09:26,874 --> 00:09:28,673 Yow-ooh! 167 00:09:28,675 --> 00:09:32,744 I'm about to unmask one of bikini bottom's biggest foes, 168 00:09:32,746 --> 00:09:35,046 Right here in the krusty krab. 169 00:09:35,048 --> 00:09:37,716 I've intercepted his evil scheme. 170 00:09:37,718 --> 00:09:40,452 - You've intercepted a recipe for toasted coral bits. 171 00:09:40,454 --> 00:09:42,420 Don't you think you're going a little overboard 172 00:09:42,422 --> 00:09:44,122 With this patrick-man thing? 173 00:09:44,124 --> 00:09:46,191 - "overboard"? 174 00:09:46,193 --> 00:09:48,860 Do you call this "overboard"? 175 00:09:48,862 --> 00:09:51,062 Away, with neptune's... 176 00:09:51,064 --> 00:09:53,431 Swiftness. 177 00:09:53,433 --> 00:09:56,368 Villains and criminals, beware! 178 00:09:56,370 --> 00:09:58,970 Patrick-man is here! 179 00:09:58,972 --> 00:09:59,971 Pop! 180 00:09:59,973 --> 00:10:01,173 Oh! 181 00:10:01,175 --> 00:10:04,543 - Good gracious. 182 00:10:04,545 --> 00:10:06,478 - And he always finds out... 183 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:08,980 Who hides under the mask. 184 00:10:08,982 --> 00:10:10,682 - Hey, man, 185 00:10:10,684 --> 00:10:13,018 I'd like to hold onto my face, thank you. 186 00:10:13,020 --> 00:10:14,953 - Oh, right. 187 00:10:14,955 --> 00:10:17,689 Now I got ya. 188 00:10:17,691 --> 00:10:18,924 - Ouch! 189 00:10:18,926 --> 00:10:21,626 Let's get out of here and never come back. 190 00:10:21,628 --> 00:10:23,662 - What? 191 00:10:23,664 --> 00:10:24,663 - Yowza. 192 00:10:24,665 --> 00:10:26,097 - All right, that does it. 193 00:10:26,099 --> 00:10:28,099 - Admit it, masked marauder. 194 00:10:28,101 --> 00:10:29,267 - Enough! 195 00:10:29,269 --> 00:10:32,337 We've all had our fill of patrick-man. 196 00:10:32,339 --> 00:10:34,673 - But I was about to unmask a supervillain. 197 00:10:34,675 --> 00:10:36,107 - Sure you were. 198 00:10:36,109 --> 00:10:37,843 - What the barnacles are you doing? 199 00:10:37,845 --> 00:10:40,645 - Protecting bikini bottom from a scoundrel. 200 00:10:40,647 --> 00:10:42,681 - Oh, dear. 201 00:10:42,683 --> 00:10:44,015 - Let her go, patrick. 202 00:10:44,017 --> 00:10:46,151 - No way. 203 00:10:50,757 --> 00:10:52,324 - Hey, where'd he come from? 204 00:10:52,326 --> 00:10:54,392 the dirty bubble! 205 00:10:54,394 --> 00:10:56,328 - The dirty bubble? 206 00:10:56,330 --> 00:10:58,530 I wanted to unmask man-ray. 207 00:11:00,133 --> 00:11:02,267 Fools, you've blown my cover. 208 00:11:02,269 --> 00:11:04,169 Now taste my wrath. 209 00:11:04,171 --> 00:11:05,637 - What now, patrick-man? 210 00:11:05,639 --> 00:11:08,073 - Spongebob, you're looking at a superhero. 211 00:11:08,075 --> 00:11:11,776 So, naturally, I will rely on my superpowers... 212 00:11:11,778 --> 00:11:14,546 And throw some stuff. 213 00:11:15,982 --> 00:11:18,683 - I wouldn't call that a total miss. 214 00:11:18,685 --> 00:11:21,887 - Take this, beast. 215 00:11:25,291 --> 00:11:26,424 - Patrick—aah! 216 00:11:27,828 --> 00:11:30,262 Mmm-mmm. Yummy sponge. 217 00:11:30,264 --> 00:11:33,198 - You've disabled me employees and trashed me restaurant. 218 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:35,500 Think you might go for the bubble, now? 219 00:11:35,502 --> 00:11:38,136 - I have him right where I want him... 220 00:11:38,138 --> 00:11:40,305 For the pit punch. 221 00:11:46,446 --> 00:11:48,713 - Ha! Let's try that again. 222 00:11:48,715 --> 00:11:52,183 But this time I attack. 223 00:11:57,456 --> 00:11:59,624 Lunch. 224 00:12:05,599 --> 00:12:07,065 - Way to go, buddy. 225 00:12:07,067 --> 00:12:08,433 You're a hero. 226 00:12:08,435 --> 00:12:10,502 Uh, may I have your autograph? 227 00:12:10,504 --> 00:12:12,671 - Why, of course, young man. 228 00:12:12,673 --> 00:12:17,008 That's "spongebob" with two sevens, right? 229 00:12:17,010 --> 00:12:19,444 - What's your next exciting adventure, patrick-man? 230 00:12:19,446 --> 00:12:21,046 - Actually... 231 00:12:21,048 --> 00:12:24,516 It's patrick to you. 232 00:12:24,518 --> 00:12:26,284 I'm retiring. 233 00:12:26,286 --> 00:12:28,153 Having a job is too much work. 234 00:12:28,155 --> 00:12:29,988 - Not so fast. 235 00:12:29,990 --> 00:12:34,459 I think I need you to use your superpowers one last time. 236 00:12:37,563 --> 00:12:38,630 - What's this? 237 00:13:07,994 --> 00:13:09,260 - Hmm. 238 00:13:09,262 --> 00:13:12,263 Gary, have you been chewing on my alarm clock again? 239 00:13:12,265 --> 00:13:14,599 Oh, well. 240 00:13:18,071 --> 00:13:21,706 Ahh. 241 00:13:21,708 --> 00:13:22,741 - Up and at 'em! 242 00:13:22,743 --> 00:13:24,275 Hup. Ew. 243 00:13:24,277 --> 00:13:27,679 Gary, not my slippers too. 244 00:13:27,681 --> 00:13:31,349 Ugh, nasty. 245 00:13:33,286 --> 00:13:35,353 ew. 246 00:13:35,355 --> 00:13:38,390 Oral hygiene to the rescue. 247 00:13:38,392 --> 00:13:39,958 What the hey? 248 00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:44,629 - come on, gary, let go! 249 00:13:44,631 --> 00:13:45,930 Coochie coochie coo. 250 00:13:47,501 --> 00:13:49,601 - Golly, gary, what's gotten into you? 251 00:13:49,603 --> 00:13:51,703 Are you bored? I'll play with you later. 252 00:13:51,705 --> 00:13:54,606 - gary. 253 00:14:04,116 --> 00:14:05,550 Gary, you are a nut. 254 00:14:05,552 --> 00:14:06,684 Sheesh. 255 00:14:11,091 --> 00:14:13,224 - That snail sure is acting weird. 256 00:14:13,226 --> 00:14:17,128 It's like he's teething again. 257 00:14:17,130 --> 00:14:18,730 Hey, hold on a second. 258 00:14:18,732 --> 00:14:20,765 Gary, have you been chewing on my bowl? 259 00:14:20,767 --> 00:14:22,901 no. 260 00:14:22,903 --> 00:14:24,836 - I'm beginning to sense a pattern here. 261 00:14:27,307 --> 00:14:30,542 - Gary, are you trying to tell me something? 262 00:14:30,544 --> 00:14:33,411 Could it be that what you need is a new chew toy? 263 00:14:34,948 --> 00:14:36,614 - I thought so. 264 00:14:39,952 --> 00:14:41,786 Ooh, I'll bet they have lots of toys here. 265 00:14:41,788 --> 00:14:43,054 Hey, look, there's patrick. 266 00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:44,522 Howdy, patrick. 267 00:14:44,524 --> 00:14:46,691 - Hey, spongebob. Gareth. 268 00:14:46,693 --> 00:14:49,627 - What are you doing here? You don't have a pet. 269 00:14:49,629 --> 00:14:53,631 - Confidentially, I'm just here for the free samples. 270 00:14:56,335 --> 00:15:00,238 Mm, you can really taste the gourmet. 271 00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:02,607 Well, thank you, ma'am. 272 00:15:02,609 --> 00:15:06,511 I may consider purchasing this brand for my worms. 273 00:15:06,513 --> 00:15:07,779 Want some? 274 00:15:07,781 --> 00:15:09,047 - No, thanks. Just had breakfast. 275 00:15:09,049 --> 00:15:11,416 We're here to buy gary a new toy. 276 00:15:11,418 --> 00:15:12,884 - They're on aisle three, 277 00:15:12,886 --> 00:15:15,887 Next to the most delicious snail treats. 278 00:15:15,889 --> 00:15:17,922 Follow me. 279 00:15:22,529 --> 00:15:24,095 Here they are— 280 00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:28,466 "tasty time snail treats." 281 00:15:28,468 --> 00:15:30,502 - Well, how about this one? 282 00:15:35,175 --> 00:15:37,609 Okay, how about this? 283 00:15:37,611 --> 00:15:39,577 Well? 284 00:15:39,579 --> 00:15:41,012 Yeah, I don't think so. 285 00:15:41,014 --> 00:15:42,814 - Hey, guys, check this out— 286 00:15:42,816 --> 00:15:45,116 "pet point 3000." 287 00:15:45,118 --> 00:15:47,452 - A pet toy that plays with your pet. 288 00:15:47,454 --> 00:15:48,453 What do you think, gary? 289 00:15:48,455 --> 00:15:50,221 - Meh. 290 00:15:50,223 --> 00:15:53,825 - It's so futuristic. 291 00:15:58,231 --> 00:16:00,798 Look! A red dot! 292 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:02,767 Hey, come back here. 293 00:16:02,769 --> 00:16:03,968 - That's brilliant. 294 00:16:03,970 --> 00:16:06,638 What'll they think of next? 295 00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:08,606 - I love this thing. 296 00:16:08,608 --> 00:16:09,741 Let's turn it up. 297 00:16:11,344 --> 00:16:12,777 Huh? 298 00:16:12,779 --> 00:16:14,145 Where did it go? 299 00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:15,513 - Uh, patrick... 300 00:16:15,515 --> 00:16:16,614 - Huh? 301 00:16:16,616 --> 00:16:18,249 Oh, there it is. 302 00:16:19,352 --> 00:16:22,620 Eh, do you smell something burning? 303 00:16:22,622 --> 00:16:25,924 Duh. 304 00:16:32,132 --> 00:16:34,532 Here, you might need this. 305 00:16:34,534 --> 00:16:37,035 You know, I'm not sure that toy is safe for gary. 306 00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:38,570 Where is gary, anyway? 307 00:16:38,572 --> 00:16:40,338 Gary! 308 00:16:53,186 --> 00:16:55,119 ah. 309 00:16:56,556 --> 00:16:57,689 - Gary. 310 00:16:57,691 --> 00:16:59,824 Gary! 311 00:16:59,826 --> 00:17:01,960 Hey, where'd you come from? 312 00:17:01,962 --> 00:17:04,128 Ah, I wonder if gary would like this ball? 313 00:17:04,130 --> 00:17:06,664 Gar— 314 00:17:06,666 --> 00:17:08,700 - I guess you do. 315 00:17:08,702 --> 00:17:11,269 Are you ready to play with your new ball? 316 00:17:11,271 --> 00:17:12,770 - here it is, boy. 317 00:17:12,772 --> 00:17:14,405 - you want it, boy? 318 00:17:14,407 --> 00:17:17,408 - okay, boy, go and get it. 319 00:17:17,410 --> 00:17:18,509 Go and get it. 320 00:17:18,511 --> 00:17:20,245 Go and get it. 321 00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:22,680 - Fetch! 322 00:17:22,682 --> 00:17:24,682 - Okay, gary, bring it back. 323 00:17:26,620 --> 00:17:28,186 Come on, gary. Bring it back, gary. 324 00:17:28,188 --> 00:17:30,822 You're supposed to bring it... Back. 325 00:17:44,236 --> 00:17:47,171 - Oh, well, as long as he's not chewing on my stuff. 326 00:17:55,314 --> 00:17:56,614 - I wonder how gary's doing. 327 00:17:56,616 --> 00:17:58,016 I haven't heard a squeak out of him. 328 00:17:58,018 --> 00:17:59,851 Gary? Are— 329 00:17:59,853 --> 00:18:01,619 Hmm. Where is that snail? 330 00:18:01,621 --> 00:18:03,121 Gary, where are you? 331 00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:04,122 Gary, I— 332 00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:08,860 Oh, there you are. 333 00:18:08,862 --> 00:18:10,395 Oh, a tea party. 334 00:18:10,397 --> 00:18:11,863 Cute. 335 00:18:11,865 --> 00:18:13,364 Do you mind if I join you? 336 00:18:13,366 --> 00:18:15,033 I'd just love a spot of tea. 337 00:18:15,035 --> 00:18:16,234 What kind of tea is it— 338 00:18:16,236 --> 00:18:19,637 Green tea, earl grey, oolong, slippery elm? 339 00:18:24,810 --> 00:18:28,346 Gee, I think he likes that ball more than me. 340 00:18:28,348 --> 00:18:30,415 yech. 341 00:18:30,417 --> 00:18:33,318 That is not tea. 342 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:35,253 I know what will get gary's attention— 343 00:18:35,255 --> 00:18:38,289 Good old slimycan. 344 00:18:49,702 --> 00:18:53,004 Here ya go, ga— 345 00:18:53,006 --> 00:18:54,238 Darn it, gary. 346 00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:56,574 Gary! Dinnertime! 347 00:18:56,576 --> 00:18:58,776 Gary. 348 00:18:58,778 --> 00:19:00,845 Gary? 349 00:19:02,682 --> 00:19:04,349 Okay, that's just creepy. 350 00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:07,218 Gary, I think you need to spend some time away from this ball. 351 00:19:09,188 --> 00:19:10,955 This isn't helping your case. 352 00:19:15,195 --> 00:19:16,361 - Okay, gary, fun is fun. 353 00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:19,330 Now, give me that ball, pronto. 354 00:19:19,332 --> 00:19:22,333 - Oh, so you've hidden it. 355 00:19:22,335 --> 00:19:24,268 Oh, no, you don't. Come here. 356 00:19:24,270 --> 00:19:27,071 I bet I know where it is. 357 00:19:29,007 --> 00:19:32,243 hairball. 358 00:19:32,245 --> 00:19:34,212 Hairball. 359 00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:35,313 Wallet. 360 00:19:35,315 --> 00:19:36,881 Darn it— I thought I lost this. 361 00:19:36,883 --> 00:19:39,250 And I just canceled my credit cards. 362 00:19:39,252 --> 00:19:41,819 Hairball, toothbrush... 363 00:19:41,821 --> 00:19:43,788 Aha! I knew it. 364 00:19:43,790 --> 00:19:44,889 You'll see. 365 00:19:44,891 --> 00:19:46,391 Some time apart will do you good. 366 00:19:49,261 --> 00:19:51,729 There we go. Out of sight, out of mind. 367 00:19:51,731 --> 00:19:56,100 I know you're upset now, but wait until tomorrow morning. 368 00:19:56,102 --> 00:19:59,871 Why, you probably won't even remember that old ball. 369 00:20:12,118 --> 00:20:13,551 - Good morning, gary. 370 00:20:13,553 --> 00:20:15,853 I hope you're not still mad at me. 371 00:20:15,855 --> 00:20:17,221 Gary? 372 00:20:17,223 --> 00:20:19,056 The ball. 373 00:20:19,058 --> 00:20:21,926 I will not tolerate this disobedience, gary. 374 00:20:21,928 --> 00:20:23,161 Gary, I'm not playing around. 375 00:20:23,163 --> 00:20:25,897 You had better show yourself this instant. 376 00:20:25,899 --> 00:20:27,832 Okay, get down here. 377 00:20:29,002 --> 00:20:31,002 Hmph. 378 00:20:31,004 --> 00:20:34,005 Gary, give me that ball. 379 00:20:35,241 --> 00:20:36,941 Come on. 380 00:20:37,977 --> 00:20:39,410 Get down. 381 00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:44,248 Whoa! 382 00:20:44,250 --> 00:20:46,851 Mother always said, "don't run with the broom." 383 00:20:51,290 --> 00:20:52,390 I'll take that. 384 00:20:53,693 --> 00:20:56,194 gary, how could you? 385 00:20:56,196 --> 00:20:58,196 You are gonna have to make a choice. 386 00:20:58,198 --> 00:21:00,631 It's either me or the... 387 00:21:00,633 --> 00:21:02,200 ball. 388 00:21:02,202 --> 00:21:03,601 Fine. 389 00:21:03,603 --> 00:21:07,104 I hope you two will be very happy together... 390 00:21:07,106 --> 00:21:08,639 Without me. 391 00:21:08,641 --> 00:21:10,141 Good-bye! 392 00:21:31,865 --> 00:21:36,834 - Blah, blah, bloo, blee, blah, blah, bloo, blah, blah, blee. 393 00:21:36,836 --> 00:21:39,971 Blah blahhh. 394 00:22:34,059 --> 00:22:36,127 And so it's come to this— 395 00:22:36,129 --> 00:22:38,863 No home, no best friend... 396 00:22:38,865 --> 00:22:42,867 And sleeping under a bus stop. 397 00:22:42,869 --> 00:22:44,835 Hello, little nematode. 398 00:22:44,837 --> 00:22:46,671 Will you be my friend? 399 00:22:46,673 --> 00:22:48,472 That a boy. 400 00:22:48,474 --> 00:22:51,909 that tickles! 401 00:22:51,911 --> 00:22:54,679 Hey, my wallet! 402 00:22:54,681 --> 00:22:56,314 Good thing I canceled those credit cards. 403 00:22:57,317 --> 00:22:58,416 - Gary. 404 00:22:58,418 --> 00:23:00,451 I mean—oh, hey. 405 00:23:00,453 --> 00:23:03,321 What are you doing here— waiting for a bus? 406 00:23:05,892 --> 00:23:07,391 Oh, gary. 407 00:23:07,393 --> 00:23:10,428 Does this mean you've come to love me more than that chew toy? 408 00:23:11,531 --> 00:23:13,898 - Yippee! 409 00:23:13,900 --> 00:23:17,034 Look, we're closer than ever. 410 00:23:17,036 --> 00:23:19,036 Come on, gary, let's go home. 411 00:23:20,573 --> 00:23:21,739 Do you smell something burning? 412 00:23:25,612 --> 00:23:27,411 Hey, look, isn't that your ball?