1 00:00:23,895 --> 00:00:25,329 - Are you ready, kids? 2 00:00:25,331 --> 00:00:27,197 Aye, aye, captain! 3 00:00:27,199 --> 00:00:28,598 - I can't hear you. 4 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:30,567 Aye, aye, captain! 5 00:00:35,607 --> 00:00:37,240 Spongebob squarepants! 6 00:00:39,678 --> 00:00:40,944 Spongebob squarepants! 7 00:00:43,682 --> 00:00:44,781 Spongebob squarepants! 8 00:00:47,486 --> 00:00:49,586 Spongebob squarepants! - Ready? 9 00:00:49,588 --> 00:00:51,722 Spongebob squarepants! 10 00:00:51,724 --> 00:00:53,657 Spongebob squarepants! 11 00:00:53,659 --> 00:00:55,692 Spongebob squarepants! 12 00:01:24,856 --> 00:01:26,189 Oh, I've made a mess. 13 00:01:26,191 --> 00:01:29,893 And that means, cleaning time! 14 00:01:31,462 --> 00:01:33,864 My eyes! 15 00:01:33,866 --> 00:01:36,199 My spray. 16 00:01:36,201 --> 00:01:38,468 Oh, no. It rolled... 17 00:01:38,470 --> 00:01:41,972 Beneath the grill. 18 00:01:41,974 --> 00:01:44,741 I can do this. 19 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:50,480 Nope. 20 00:01:50,482 --> 00:01:52,315 A-ha! Gotcha! 21 00:01:54,086 --> 00:01:57,254 An urchin! 22 00:01:58,857 --> 00:02:01,958 - Nothing ever happens in this dump. 23 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:03,026 - Squid... 24 00:02:03,028 --> 00:02:04,428 - Why did I say that? 25 00:02:04,430 --> 00:02:06,196 - Ward. 26 00:02:07,933 --> 00:02:09,366 - Krusty krab. 27 00:02:09,368 --> 00:02:11,001 - Help! 28 00:02:11,003 --> 00:02:12,636 what? 29 00:02:16,441 --> 00:02:19,476 - What are you screaming about? 30 00:02:19,478 --> 00:02:21,745 - Sea urchin! 31 00:02:25,683 --> 00:02:28,251 Mr. Krabs! 32 00:02:28,253 --> 00:02:29,386 - What's all the ruckus? 33 00:02:29,388 --> 00:02:31,288 - There's an urchin in the kitchen! 34 00:02:31,290 --> 00:02:32,289 - What're you talkin' about? 35 00:02:32,291 --> 00:02:35,826 The krusty krab is the standard in fast food cleanliness! 36 00:02:35,828 --> 00:02:38,428 An urchin wouldn't dare step spine 37 00:02:38,430 --> 00:02:39,896 In this establishment. 38 00:02:48,807 --> 00:02:52,642 The grill is still on, isn't it? 39 00:03:03,988 --> 00:03:05,222 - There it is! 40 00:03:05,224 --> 00:03:07,390 I'll get it. 41 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:10,560 Got it. 42 00:03:14,899 --> 00:03:17,000 - Hold it right there. 43 00:03:17,002 --> 00:03:18,802 Gotcha, you prickly pest! 44 00:03:18,804 --> 00:03:22,172 Whoa! Whoa-o! 45 00:03:22,573 --> 00:03:25,041 - Squidward, don't let it in the dining room! 46 00:03:25,043 --> 00:03:27,544 You're our last line of defense. 47 00:03:27,546 --> 00:03:30,146 - I'm on it. 48 00:03:35,987 --> 00:03:37,254 - This is terrible! 49 00:03:37,256 --> 00:03:41,091 You should never put that much ketchup on a krabby patty. 50 00:04:08,853 --> 00:04:11,588 - I think I'm going to be sick. 51 00:04:13,424 --> 00:04:15,125 - Whew! That was close. 52 00:04:15,127 --> 00:04:16,993 Thank goodness no one noticed 53 00:04:16,995 --> 00:04:18,995 the urchin. 54 00:04:18,997 --> 00:04:20,330 Urchin? 55 00:04:23,635 --> 00:04:25,669 Finally, I have a foolproof plan 56 00:04:25,671 --> 00:04:28,405 To steal the krabby patty secret formula. 57 00:04:28,407 --> 00:04:31,875 Krabs will never recognize me wearing... 58 00:04:31,877 --> 00:04:34,544 These glasses! 59 00:04:42,320 --> 00:04:45,689 What in the seahorse is going on around here? 60 00:04:45,691 --> 00:04:48,358 - Plankton? Oh, that's all we need. 61 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:49,459 Beat it, you crook! 62 00:04:49,461 --> 00:04:51,194 We have enough pests already. 63 00:04:51,196 --> 00:04:54,130 - Pests? What are you talking about? 64 00:04:55,133 --> 00:04:56,967 An urchin! 65 00:04:56,969 --> 00:04:59,169 I hate those things! 66 00:04:59,171 --> 00:05:00,503 This won't do at all. 67 00:05:00,505 --> 00:05:02,405 I can't steal the secret formula 68 00:05:02,407 --> 00:05:04,374 With that vermin running around. 69 00:05:04,376 --> 00:05:06,476 I propose a truce, krabs. 70 00:05:06,478 --> 00:05:08,478 I'll help you get rid of that creature, 71 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:11,648 And I promise not to steal the secret formula 72 00:05:11,650 --> 00:05:12,916 Until it's gone. 73 00:05:12,918 --> 00:05:14,351 Crook's honor. 74 00:05:14,353 --> 00:05:14,918 - Hmm. 75 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:17,654 It may take a pest to catch a pest. 76 00:05:17,656 --> 00:05:19,589 It's a deal, but no tricks, 77 00:05:19,591 --> 00:05:22,058 Or you'll be the chef's special. 78 00:05:22,060 --> 00:05:23,693 - Don't worry. 79 00:05:25,364 --> 00:05:26,196 Karen? 80 00:05:27,766 --> 00:05:29,165 - No, I don't have it. 81 00:05:29,167 --> 00:05:30,967 Why do you even bother asking? 82 00:05:32,671 --> 00:05:33,370 - Yeah, look, 83 00:05:33,372 --> 00:05:36,172 Send over my killer death robot, would you? 84 00:05:36,174 --> 00:05:39,175 - no, the other one. 85 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:44,214 - I love you too, snookums. 86 00:05:44,216 --> 00:05:46,449 Help is on its way. 87 00:05:50,755 --> 00:05:51,755 Behold! 88 00:05:51,757 --> 00:05:54,157 Your champion! 89 00:05:54,159 --> 00:05:55,225 - That piece of junk? 90 00:05:55,227 --> 00:05:58,361 - Hold on, you haven't seen it in action yet. 91 00:05:58,363 --> 00:06:01,398 I'll just set it for our quarry. 92 00:06:02,566 --> 00:06:03,199 No. 93 00:06:03,201 --> 00:06:04,668 money, money, money... 94 00:06:04,670 --> 00:06:06,703 - Ignore that one. 95 00:06:06,705 --> 00:06:08,872 A-ha! Bingo. 96 00:06:08,874 --> 00:06:12,042 You have your orders, attack! 97 00:06:44,341 --> 00:06:46,443 - Oh, no you don't! 98 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:59,355 Mallet, please. 99 00:07:06,530 --> 00:07:10,567 - Okay, maybe the death robot wasn't the best idea. 100 00:07:10,569 --> 00:07:11,601 - You think? 101 00:07:11,603 --> 00:07:12,802 Spongebob! 102 00:07:12,804 --> 00:07:13,403 - Here, sir. 103 00:07:13,405 --> 00:07:14,637 - That little monster's still in there. 104 00:07:14,639 --> 00:07:17,774 You open the register, I'll catch him in here. 105 00:07:17,776 --> 00:07:18,908 - Aye aye, cap'n. 106 00:07:18,910 --> 00:07:20,944 Here goes nothing. 107 00:07:24,015 --> 00:07:26,082 Me money! 108 00:07:29,820 --> 00:07:30,854 Did I get it? 109 00:07:30,856 --> 00:07:34,591 - Uh... Mr. Krabs? 110 00:07:39,631 --> 00:07:40,630 - Oh, no. Oh, no. 111 00:07:40,632 --> 00:07:43,199 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 112 00:07:43,201 --> 00:07:44,134 Yes! 113 00:07:44,136 --> 00:07:46,402 Oh, my prized spiny succulent. 114 00:07:46,404 --> 00:07:49,773 Thank neptune you're safe. 115 00:07:50,742 --> 00:07:53,476 Mr. Krabs, look. 116 00:07:53,478 --> 00:07:56,112 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 117 00:07:56,114 --> 00:07:59,883 - I'm not sure I like where this is heading. 118 00:08:00,684 --> 00:08:03,386 - Cactus? - Cactus. 119 00:08:03,388 --> 00:08:06,623 - Spoon? - Spoon. 120 00:08:08,159 --> 00:08:09,559 - Plankton? 121 00:08:09,561 --> 00:08:11,761 - Plankton. 122 00:08:11,763 --> 00:08:12,629 - Aw, come on! 123 00:08:12,631 --> 00:08:15,698 There's got to be a better way. 124 00:08:15,700 --> 00:08:18,368 - Spray can? - Spray can. 125 00:08:23,275 --> 00:08:23,773 - Hmm. 126 00:08:23,775 --> 00:08:28,378 I think our darling little decoy still needs something. 127 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:32,315 - Oh, brother. 128 00:08:32,650 --> 00:08:33,883 - Now, get in there, planktonella, 129 00:08:33,885 --> 00:08:35,985 And lure that rotten little heath hazard 130 00:08:35,987 --> 00:08:37,353 Out of me livelihood. 131 00:08:37,355 --> 00:08:39,989 - I'm only helping you out so I can get back 132 00:08:39,991 --> 00:08:41,825 To robbing you blind. 133 00:08:41,827 --> 00:08:42,892 - Don't worry, plankton. 134 00:08:42,894 --> 00:08:44,527 We're behind you 100%. 135 00:08:44,529 --> 00:08:47,931 - This getup is 100% humiliating. 136 00:08:47,933 --> 00:08:50,667 Here, urchin, urchin, urchin. 137 00:08:50,669 --> 00:08:53,837 Here, you dirty, filth-spreading porcupine. 138 00:08:53,839 --> 00:08:57,507 I'm wearing lipstick here. Come on, let's go! 139 00:08:57,509 --> 00:08:58,808 Huh? What was that? 140 00:08:58,810 --> 00:09:00,910 Look sharp, planktonella. 141 00:09:00,912 --> 00:09:03,580 I think we're being watched. 142 00:09:06,384 --> 00:09:07,984 Uh, hello. 143 00:09:07,986 --> 00:09:09,586 - Psst! Go on, plankton. 144 00:09:09,588 --> 00:09:11,487 Make with the romance. 145 00:09:11,489 --> 00:09:13,256 - Fine. 146 00:09:13,258 --> 00:09:15,358 Uh, eh, hey there, handsome. 147 00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:18,962 You're cute... For a parasite. 148 00:09:19,998 --> 00:09:21,331 - Slow down there, buddy. 149 00:09:21,333 --> 00:09:24,667 Why don't we start with a nice, romantic stroll? 150 00:09:24,669 --> 00:09:27,971 Outside, far away from the krusty krab 151 00:09:27,973 --> 00:09:30,306 And its secret formula. 152 00:09:30,308 --> 00:09:32,208 Okay, ouch! 153 00:09:32,210 --> 00:09:32,675 Hey! 154 00:09:32,677 --> 00:09:35,778 What kind of an urchin do you think I am? 155 00:09:40,151 --> 00:09:41,284 What could be worse than 156 00:09:41,286 --> 00:09:45,488 Being romantically pursued by a rabid sea urchin? 157 00:09:45,490 --> 00:09:47,257 A hundred urchins? 158 00:09:51,295 --> 00:09:54,831 - Get ready. Here they come. 159 00:09:56,301 --> 00:09:57,734 - Holy mother of pearl. 160 00:09:57,736 --> 00:09:59,369 Batten down the hatches! 161 00:09:59,371 --> 00:10:01,671 It's a stampede! 162 00:10:01,673 --> 00:10:03,907 - Come on, let me out! 163 00:10:05,477 --> 00:10:07,076 Mommy! 164 00:10:10,347 --> 00:10:13,783 Come on, open up! 165 00:10:15,386 --> 00:10:16,185 Help! 166 00:10:16,187 --> 00:10:18,154 Get me outta here! 167 00:10:18,156 --> 00:10:19,022 - Poor plankton. 168 00:10:19,024 --> 00:10:21,057 - Ah, who cares about plankton? 169 00:10:21,059 --> 00:10:23,326 What about me restaurant? 170 00:10:23,328 --> 00:10:24,594 - I heard that! 171 00:10:24,596 --> 00:10:25,962 - Enough's enough. 172 00:10:25,964 --> 00:10:28,364 It's time to end this madness. 173 00:10:28,366 --> 00:10:32,602 Let's put this freak show on ice. 174 00:10:33,671 --> 00:10:35,405 - Hey, what do you know? 175 00:10:35,407 --> 00:10:37,273 That seems to be slowing them down. 176 00:10:37,275 --> 00:10:42,879 Better crank it all the way down just to be on the safe side. 177 00:10:42,881 --> 00:10:45,348 That ought to do it. 178 00:10:45,350 --> 00:10:49,819 it's beautiful. 179 00:10:54,458 --> 00:10:55,625 Okay, I'm ready. 180 00:10:55,627 --> 00:10:58,528 - Here goes nothing. 181 00:11:01,332 --> 00:11:02,832 - Hurry, squidward. 182 00:11:02,834 --> 00:11:03,833 We got them! 183 00:11:03,835 --> 00:11:05,535 Whoa, got it. 184 00:11:05,537 --> 00:11:06,803 - Phew! 185 00:11:06,805 --> 00:11:08,604 - So where do we release them? 186 00:11:08,606 --> 00:11:09,305 - I don't care. 187 00:11:09,307 --> 00:11:11,607 As long as it's far away from the krusty krab. 188 00:11:11,609 --> 00:11:13,443 - How's this, mr. Krabs? 189 00:11:13,445 --> 00:11:15,345 - Keep going. 190 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:18,381 - How about now? 191 00:11:18,383 --> 00:11:20,183 - Farther. 192 00:11:22,620 --> 00:11:25,088 - Is this far enough? 193 00:11:26,657 --> 00:11:29,325 - No, farther. 194 00:11:30,761 --> 00:11:31,227 Huh. 195 00:11:31,229 --> 00:11:34,630 Well, that takes care of that particular problem. 196 00:11:37,302 --> 00:11:38,067 Krusty krab. 197 00:11:38,069 --> 00:11:39,535 - Is this far enough? 198 00:11:39,537 --> 00:11:42,472 - Not far enough. Keep going. 199 00:11:44,275 --> 00:11:46,009 Well, I guess this is far enough. 200 00:11:46,011 --> 00:11:47,377 There you go, little fellas. 201 00:11:47,379 --> 00:11:49,545 This will be your new home. 202 00:11:49,547 --> 00:11:52,315 Run! Be free! 203 00:11:52,317 --> 00:11:55,518 Uh-oh. 204 00:11:57,756 --> 00:11:59,622 Spongebob! 205 00:12:15,906 --> 00:12:18,274 - Hi-yah! 206 00:12:18,276 --> 00:12:18,875 Squidward! 207 00:12:18,877 --> 00:12:20,243 Sorry, buddy. Didn't see you. 208 00:12:20,245 --> 00:12:21,344 Are you okay? 209 00:12:21,980 --> 00:12:24,814 What kind of unforeseen yet completely predictable 210 00:12:24,816 --> 00:12:28,818 Stupidity have you ruined my day with this time? 211 00:12:28,820 --> 00:12:29,385 - Oh. 212 00:12:29,387 --> 00:12:30,887 I'm just practicing my karate chops. 213 00:12:30,889 --> 00:12:33,389 I'm going to have an intense karate session 214 00:12:33,391 --> 00:12:34,123 With sandy later. 215 00:12:34,125 --> 00:12:37,660 Sandy says, "you never know what kind of creepy creeper 216 00:12:37,662 --> 00:12:41,431 Could be creeping creepily around any creepy corner." 217 00:12:41,433 --> 00:12:42,498 - Paranoid much? 218 00:12:44,002 --> 00:12:44,667 Sorry, squidward. 219 00:12:44,669 --> 00:12:46,669 I thought you were one of those creepy creepers. 220 00:12:46,671 --> 00:12:49,005 You know, squidward, you really should learn 221 00:12:49,007 --> 00:12:50,006 How to protect yourself. 222 00:12:50,008 --> 00:12:51,974 Maybe you'd like to join us? 223 00:12:51,976 --> 00:12:54,710 - Well... 224 00:12:54,712 --> 00:12:55,144 Nope. 225 00:12:55,146 --> 00:12:57,947 I have more important things to do. 226 00:12:57,949 --> 00:12:58,748 - Okey-dokey, squidward. 227 00:12:58,750 --> 00:13:02,118 Stop on by later if you change your mind about the karate. 228 00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:04,887 - I won't. 229 00:13:12,630 --> 00:13:13,863 - H-hello? 230 00:13:13,865 --> 00:13:17,066 Is somebody there? 231 00:13:17,068 --> 00:13:18,501 Um, hello? 232 00:13:18,503 --> 00:13:22,472 It's considered rude not to answer. 233 00:13:22,474 --> 00:13:24,407 what do you got, 234 00:13:24,409 --> 00:13:26,409 Cotton in your earholes? 235 00:13:30,648 --> 00:13:32,415 I've got to get out of here. 236 00:13:43,427 --> 00:13:46,496 Spongebob! 237 00:13:52,036 --> 00:13:53,636 - Oh wait, I-I don't get it. 238 00:13:53,638 --> 00:13:54,537 - Spongebob! 239 00:13:54,539 --> 00:13:58,274 Spongebob! Open up! 240 00:13:58,276 --> 00:13:59,408 - Squidward? 241 00:13:59,410 --> 00:14:02,645 - Hurry, spongebob. 242 00:14:02,647 --> 00:14:03,846 - Squidward, what's wrong? 243 00:14:03,848 --> 00:14:06,282 - You were... Right. 244 00:14:06,284 --> 00:14:07,049 - I was? About what? 245 00:14:07,051 --> 00:14:10,987 - About how danger lurks around every corner. 246 00:14:12,190 --> 00:14:13,189 - Um, squidward? 247 00:14:13,191 --> 00:14:14,423 It's just gary. 248 00:14:15,593 --> 00:14:18,094 - Hey, I should have named you "scary," 249 00:14:18,096 --> 00:14:19,629 Eh, buddy? 250 00:14:21,065 --> 00:14:22,298 - Spongebob, this is serious. 251 00:14:22,300 --> 00:14:25,034 I was just viciously attacked. 252 00:14:25,036 --> 00:14:26,469 no. 253 00:14:26,471 --> 00:14:28,704 - You've got to teach me, spongebob. 254 00:14:28,706 --> 00:14:30,773 Teach me the way. 255 00:14:30,775 --> 00:14:33,709 The way of "tara-ke". 256 00:14:33,711 --> 00:14:35,444 - Uh, don't you mean karate? 257 00:14:35,446 --> 00:14:38,314 - Um, sure. Whatever. 258 00:14:38,982 --> 00:14:41,617 - Hmm. Hmm. 259 00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:42,251 Hmm, yes. 260 00:14:42,253 --> 00:14:44,453 You show potential, young student. 261 00:14:44,455 --> 00:14:46,189 But with the rubbery arms, 262 00:14:46,191 --> 00:14:47,890 And the doughiness in this area, 263 00:14:47,892 --> 00:14:49,892 We obviously have our work cut out for us. 264 00:14:49,894 --> 00:14:52,495 - Can't we just get on with this, spongebob? 265 00:14:54,199 --> 00:14:57,633 I mean, can't we just get on with this, 266 00:14:57,635 --> 00:14:58,868 Oh, great sensei? 267 00:14:58,870 --> 00:15:00,836 - Pay close attention, and you will receive 268 00:15:00,838 --> 00:15:03,806 The totality of my karate mastery. 269 00:15:03,808 --> 00:15:07,276 Handed down from sensei cheeks herself. 270 00:15:07,278 --> 00:15:08,411 Now watch, 271 00:15:08,413 --> 00:15:10,646 Watch and learn. 272 00:15:10,648 --> 00:15:12,148 Wi-yah! 273 00:15:13,717 --> 00:15:15,585 - Uh-huh. What else you got? 274 00:15:15,587 --> 00:15:16,819 - That's it. - That's it? 275 00:15:16,821 --> 00:15:20,389 That's the "totality of your karate mastery"? 276 00:15:20,391 --> 00:15:22,024 - Well, squidward, I've only been studying 277 00:15:22,026 --> 00:15:25,328 A couple of years, but if total karate knowledge 278 00:15:25,330 --> 00:15:26,062 Is what you seek— 279 00:15:26,064 --> 00:15:28,464 - Then you should visit sensei cheeks. 280 00:15:28,466 --> 00:15:30,399 - Hey, I was just going to say that! 281 00:15:30,401 --> 00:15:31,400 - I know. 282 00:15:31,402 --> 00:15:34,337 - oh, boy. 283 00:15:34,339 --> 00:15:35,404 - I don't know, spongebob. 284 00:15:35,406 --> 00:15:37,540 With the rubbery arms and the doughiness 285 00:15:37,542 --> 00:15:38,708 In this area, we obviously— 286 00:15:38,710 --> 00:15:40,243 - All right, already. We've been through this. 287 00:15:40,245 --> 00:15:43,045 Are you going to teach me how to get revenge 288 00:15:43,047 --> 00:15:44,180 On my attacker or what? 289 00:15:44,182 --> 00:15:46,349 - Whoa-ho-ho. Karate ain't for revenge. 290 00:15:46,351 --> 00:15:49,218 It's a delicate art that helps you protect yourself. 291 00:15:49,220 --> 00:15:52,655 - Yeah, fine. - Great, repeat after me. 292 00:15:52,657 --> 00:15:53,689 Hi-yah! 293 00:15:53,691 --> 00:15:55,825 - Hi-yah! 294 00:15:55,827 --> 00:15:57,793 - Oh, whatever. 295 00:15:57,795 --> 00:15:58,527 Hi-yah. 296 00:15:58,529 --> 00:16:03,266 - I promise to use karate only for protection 297 00:16:03,268 --> 00:16:05,201 And not for revenge. 298 00:16:05,203 --> 00:16:09,038 - I promise to use karate only for protection 299 00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:11,607 And not for revenge. 300 00:16:11,609 --> 00:16:13,309 Or whatever. 301 00:16:13,311 --> 00:16:14,010 - Okay, then. 302 00:16:14,012 --> 00:16:16,279 Let's get started with a little chopping. 303 00:16:16,281 --> 00:16:17,246 Like so. 304 00:16:17,248 --> 00:16:18,681 Hi-yah! 305 00:16:20,751 --> 00:16:23,052 - Whoa. 306 00:16:23,054 --> 00:16:23,786 - A board? 307 00:16:23,788 --> 00:16:25,788 I wasn't attacked by a piece of wood. 308 00:16:25,790 --> 00:16:28,357 I was assaulted by a deranged lunatic. 309 00:16:28,359 --> 00:16:30,126 - The only way you'll protect yourself 310 00:16:30,128 --> 00:16:31,694 Is if you know the basics. 311 00:16:31,696 --> 00:16:32,828 Now give it a chop. 312 00:16:32,830 --> 00:16:35,765 - whatever you say, sensei. 313 00:16:35,767 --> 00:16:36,899 - This is a tough one, squidward. 314 00:16:36,901 --> 00:16:38,267 Don't feel bad if you can't do it. 315 00:16:38,269 --> 00:16:42,505 - I'm sure I can break one little twig. 316 00:16:42,507 --> 00:16:45,041 Hi-yah! 317 00:16:48,846 --> 00:16:50,613 - Arms up, squidward. 318 00:16:50,615 --> 00:16:52,815 Block! Block! 319 00:16:54,318 --> 00:16:55,351 Block! Block! 320 00:16:55,353 --> 00:16:56,752 this is stupid. 321 00:16:56,754 --> 00:16:58,754 The only thing this maniac threw at me 322 00:16:58,756 --> 00:17:01,357 Were his big, meaty fists. 323 00:17:02,694 --> 00:17:03,326 - Block! 324 00:17:03,328 --> 00:17:05,328 - Now that's how you do it. 325 00:17:05,330 --> 00:17:07,697 - Dimwit's luck. 326 00:17:08,332 --> 00:17:10,166 - come on, squiddy. 327 00:17:10,168 --> 00:17:12,268 Give it the old roundhouse. 328 00:17:12,270 --> 00:17:13,602 - All right. 329 00:17:13,604 --> 00:17:15,471 Hi-yah! 330 00:17:17,642 --> 00:17:18,574 Aah! 331 00:17:18,576 --> 00:17:20,209 This isn't working. 332 00:17:20,211 --> 00:17:22,178 My assailant was twice as tall. 333 00:17:22,180 --> 00:17:25,114 And his shoulders were 20 times as broad. 334 00:17:25,116 --> 00:17:28,551 The furrows of his brow were the size of biceps. 335 00:17:28,553 --> 00:17:29,385 - Hmm. 336 00:17:29,387 --> 00:17:31,454 We're going to have to make this more personal 337 00:17:31,456 --> 00:17:32,221 For you, squidward, 338 00:17:32,223 --> 00:17:35,057 So as to help you bring out your inner dragon. 339 00:17:35,059 --> 00:17:35,925 Spongebob? 340 00:17:35,927 --> 00:17:37,827 - Hey, grocery boy! 341 00:17:37,829 --> 00:17:40,429 It is me, a big, scary miscreant. 342 00:17:40,431 --> 00:17:42,565 Now hand over that sack of groceries 343 00:17:42,567 --> 00:17:44,400 Before things get ugly. 344 00:17:44,402 --> 00:17:45,201 - Groceries? 345 00:17:45,203 --> 00:17:46,836 You'll have to pull my groceries 346 00:17:46,838 --> 00:17:49,972 From my cold, wet tentacles, bucko. 347 00:17:49,974 --> 00:17:51,307 Take this! 348 00:17:51,309 --> 00:17:53,576 Hi-yah! 349 00:17:53,578 --> 00:17:54,143 Huh? 350 00:17:54,145 --> 00:17:55,111 Think that's going to stop me? 351 00:17:55,113 --> 00:17:57,546 You're not getting me without a fight! 352 00:17:57,548 --> 00:18:00,249 Hi-yah! 353 00:18:03,187 --> 00:18:07,656 Got you right where I want you. 354 00:18:08,358 --> 00:18:11,827 Vengeance is mine. 355 00:18:11,829 --> 00:18:12,461 - "vengeance"? 356 00:18:12,463 --> 00:18:14,497 Squidward tentacles, I told you at the beginning 357 00:18:14,499 --> 00:18:16,699 That karate ain't for revenge. 358 00:18:16,701 --> 00:18:17,466 Sorry, squidward. 359 00:18:17,468 --> 00:18:20,736 As of now, I ain't your sensei no more. 360 00:18:20,738 --> 00:18:23,506 - Sandy, wait! 361 00:18:23,508 --> 00:18:26,475 I need you to teach— 362 00:18:28,011 --> 00:18:29,478 Oh, this is pointless. 363 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:31,714 I'll never be able to protect myself. 364 00:18:31,716 --> 00:18:36,218 I may as well just start handing my groceries to criminals. 365 00:18:36,220 --> 00:18:38,621 "here, please, mr. Criminal. 366 00:18:38,623 --> 00:18:41,557 Take my unprocessed kale cream." 367 00:18:41,559 --> 00:18:42,825 - Sandy, wait. 368 00:18:42,827 --> 00:18:43,726 Please, help him. 369 00:18:43,728 --> 00:18:46,295 He just wants to keep his organic blue algae safe. 370 00:18:46,297 --> 00:18:49,398 - He's going to use my teachings for revenge, spongebob. 371 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:52,301 - Please, sandy, I'll do anything! 372 00:18:52,303 --> 00:18:53,436 - Oh, really? 373 00:18:53,438 --> 00:18:56,739 Well, squidward, a wise sensei once told me 374 00:18:56,741 --> 00:18:59,875 One must first know the movements of every day 375 00:18:59,877 --> 00:19:03,345 Before mastering karate. 376 00:19:16,727 --> 00:19:17,593 Whew! 377 00:19:17,595 --> 00:19:19,028 All finished. 378 00:19:19,030 --> 00:19:20,596 - Wow! This looks great. 379 00:19:20,598 --> 00:19:23,666 - Psst. You missed a spot. 380 00:19:28,972 --> 00:19:32,875 - All right, I reckon the yard is good and watered. 381 00:19:32,877 --> 00:19:34,810 - Psst. You missed a spot. 382 00:19:39,049 --> 00:19:41,450 Whew. 383 00:19:43,787 --> 00:19:44,887 - Atta boy, squiddy. 384 00:19:44,889 --> 00:19:47,189 Be sure to twist that torso. 385 00:19:47,191 --> 00:19:48,357 - Hey, sandy. 386 00:19:48,359 --> 00:19:50,926 I don't remember this being a part of my training. 387 00:19:50,928 --> 00:19:53,128 It wasn't, but today is chore day. 388 00:19:53,130 --> 00:19:56,599 So I figured why not fry two fish in one skillet. 389 00:19:57,735 --> 00:20:00,803 - That's it. I am outta here! 390 00:20:00,805 --> 00:20:04,273 This is a no good waste of my time. 391 00:20:06,810 --> 00:20:07,943 Hey, I'm doing it. 392 00:20:07,945 --> 00:20:09,144 I'm blocking the acorns. 393 00:20:09,146 --> 00:20:11,480 - Yee-haw! I told you all you had to do 394 00:20:11,482 --> 00:20:14,750 Was know the movements of every day to master karate. 395 00:20:14,752 --> 00:20:16,685 I can't believe I did it! 396 00:20:16,687 --> 00:20:18,254 - Yeah! Yeah! Now try this! 397 00:20:18,256 --> 00:20:19,421 - Okay, okay. 398 00:20:19,423 --> 00:20:20,689 Hi-yah! 399 00:20:21,791 --> 00:20:24,693 I did it! 400 00:20:26,062 --> 00:20:28,697 Hi-yah! 401 00:20:28,699 --> 00:20:31,600 I can protect my groceries now! 402 00:20:31,602 --> 00:20:33,068 Hi-yah! 403 00:20:35,273 --> 00:20:37,773 I am a karate master. 404 00:20:37,775 --> 00:20:39,208 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 405 00:20:39,210 --> 00:20:40,876 - Well, I wouldn't go that far, 406 00:20:40,878 --> 00:20:42,878 But you have proven yourself worthy of 407 00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:45,814 The belt of basic competence. 408 00:20:45,816 --> 00:20:46,882 - Yeah, yeah. That's great, thanks. 409 00:20:46,884 --> 00:20:51,787 But I have some business to attend to. 410 00:20:53,090 --> 00:20:53,656 What's this? 411 00:20:53,658 --> 00:20:57,359 Do I find myself on this dark and scary street 412 00:20:57,361 --> 00:20:58,027 Yet again? 413 00:20:58,029 --> 00:21:03,399 We'll just see what happens this time. 414 00:21:03,401 --> 00:21:05,067 - Hey, you! 415 00:21:05,069 --> 00:21:08,304 - Let me give a taste, a mere morsel 416 00:21:08,306 --> 00:21:09,838 Or what's in store. 417 00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:12,975 Hi-yah! Hi-yah! 418 00:21:12,977 --> 00:21:13,609 Hi-yah! 419 00:21:13,611 --> 00:21:18,714 That one was called "washing sandy's windows". 420 00:21:19,416 --> 00:21:22,318 Stay back or you're going to get it. 421 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:23,986 I am warning you. 422 00:21:26,424 --> 00:21:27,856 - Okay, buddy. I warned you. 423 00:21:27,858 --> 00:21:32,161 I like to call this one "taking out sandy's trash". 424 00:21:32,163 --> 00:21:33,629 Hi-yah! 425 00:21:33,631 --> 00:21:35,164 - What? Ow! 426 00:21:35,833 --> 00:21:37,700 How do you like them apples? 427 00:21:37,702 --> 00:21:39,435 Waah! 428 00:21:39,437 --> 00:21:40,869 - Oh! Ow! 429 00:21:40,871 --> 00:21:43,305 - Ha, feel my wrath. 430 00:21:43,307 --> 00:21:44,773 How's your uncle? 431 00:21:44,775 --> 00:21:46,141 - Ow! Ow. 432 00:21:46,143 --> 00:21:49,812 - And, as my finishing move, I give you 433 00:21:49,814 --> 00:21:52,615 "watering sandy's lawn". 434 00:21:52,617 --> 00:21:54,416 Bee-yah! 435 00:21:59,056 --> 00:22:01,924 Hey, man. Wh-what was that for? 436 00:22:01,926 --> 00:22:03,525 I was just trying to give you back 437 00:22:03,527 --> 00:22:05,828 Your groceries you dropped. 438 00:22:05,830 --> 00:22:06,428 - Uh, oh. 439 00:22:06,430 --> 00:22:09,031 - Sandy, I found him. He's over here. 440 00:22:09,033 --> 00:22:11,567 You forgot your belt, silly. 441 00:22:12,536 --> 00:22:14,503 - Gosh, what happened to you? 442 00:22:14,505 --> 00:22:16,839 - This guy's been karate'd. 443 00:22:16,841 --> 00:22:21,644 - After all I said about never using karate for revenge? 444 00:22:21,646 --> 00:22:24,947 - For shame, squidward. For shame. 445 00:22:24,949 --> 00:22:27,416 - Looks like he's not worthy of this belt after all. 446 00:22:27,418 --> 00:22:31,920 Thanks for dishonoring our trust in you, squidward. 447 00:22:31,922 --> 00:22:35,758 - Whatever. I'm still a karate master. 448 00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:37,760 - Wow, really? You are? 449 00:22:37,762 --> 00:22:38,861 - Yes, I am. 450 00:22:38,863 --> 00:22:41,096 - Hey, watch your head. 451 00:22:41,098 --> 00:22:42,131 I'd never guess it. 452 00:22:42,133 --> 00:22:44,600 - And what is that supposed to mean? 453 00:22:44,602 --> 00:22:45,634 - Oh, uh, nothing. 454 00:22:45,636 --> 00:22:46,702 Just with the rubbery arms, 455 00:22:46,704 --> 00:22:48,904 And the doughiness in the midsection— 456 00:22:48,906 --> 00:22:50,739 - Okay, already, I get it. 457 00:22:50,741 --> 00:22:54,009 What, wait a second. Am I under arrest? 458 00:22:54,011 --> 00:22:54,777 - You sure are. 459 00:22:54,779 --> 00:22:57,680 And you have the right to remain silent... 460 00:22:59,650 --> 00:23:01,383 - Or not silent.