1 00:00:13,775 --> 00:00:15,209 - Are you ready, kids? 2 00:00:15,211 --> 00:00:17,110 Aye, aye, captain! 3 00:00:17,112 --> 00:00:18,478 - I can't hear you. 4 00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:20,480 Aye, aye, captain! 5 00:00:25,421 --> 00:00:27,187 ♪ spongebob squarepants 6 00:00:29,491 --> 00:00:30,857 ♪ spongebob squarepants 7 00:00:33,495 --> 00:00:34,695 ♪ spongebob squarepants 8 00:00:37,299 --> 00:00:39,399 ♪ spongebob squarepants - ready? 9 00:00:39,401 --> 00:00:41,568 ♪ spongebob squarepants 10 00:01:09,831 --> 00:01:13,300 - Ah, yes, just how I like it— 11 00:01:13,302 --> 00:01:15,502 Nice and empty. 12 00:01:15,504 --> 00:01:18,105 - Hey, I'm still here. 13 00:01:18,107 --> 00:01:19,773 - Oh, yes, sirree. 14 00:01:19,775 --> 00:01:24,244 Nice and empty. 15 00:01:29,952 --> 00:01:31,151 - Do you work here? 16 00:01:32,121 --> 00:01:35,188 Welcome to the krusty— 17 00:01:36,725 --> 00:01:37,991 Well, there goes my nap. 18 00:01:37,993 --> 00:01:41,428 multiple orders up! Spongebob! 19 00:01:41,430 --> 00:01:43,597 Spongebob! 20 00:01:43,599 --> 00:01:44,197 Where are you? 21 00:01:44,199 --> 00:01:47,034 You need to get out here and make those krabby patties! 22 00:01:59,648 --> 00:02:03,884 Spongebob! 23 00:02:05,386 --> 00:02:06,353 Get it together, spongebob. 24 00:02:06,355 --> 00:02:09,289 The dining room is full of ravenous customers. 25 00:02:13,661 --> 00:02:16,830 - I got it. 26 00:02:23,706 --> 00:02:24,237 - Hmm. 27 00:02:24,239 --> 00:02:26,840 What was that imbecile doing in there? 28 00:02:26,842 --> 00:02:29,042 An old book? 29 00:02:29,044 --> 00:02:32,612 nothing. 30 00:02:32,614 --> 00:02:36,149 - What's going on here? 31 00:02:52,467 --> 00:02:55,102 - Thank you. 32 00:03:03,010 --> 00:03:04,511 - Excuse me. 33 00:03:04,513 --> 00:03:07,614 I wanted pickles on mine. 34 00:03:11,519 --> 00:03:12,018 - Hmm. 35 00:03:12,020 --> 00:03:14,921 If sponge-brain is keeping the book away from me, 36 00:03:14,923 --> 00:03:17,257 Then I have no choice but to read it. 37 00:03:18,994 --> 00:03:22,129 - I'll take that, thank you. 38 00:03:24,165 --> 00:03:25,265 - There he goes again, 39 00:03:25,267 --> 00:03:27,534 Scribbling away in that little book. 40 00:03:27,536 --> 00:03:30,637 I must admit, my curiosity is piqued. 41 00:03:30,639 --> 00:03:35,008 I guess I'm piqued to peek at that book. 42 00:03:38,247 --> 00:03:40,147 Oh, fun. 43 00:03:40,149 --> 00:03:40,914 - Huh? 44 00:03:40,916 --> 00:03:45,852 - Hey, spongebob, you need to make a delivery. 45 00:03:45,854 --> 00:03:47,921 - Okeydokey. 46 00:03:47,923 --> 00:03:49,356 - The address is on the bag. 47 00:03:49,358 --> 00:03:50,657 - I got it. 48 00:03:53,595 --> 00:03:56,396 it's a diary! 49 00:03:56,398 --> 00:03:57,264 Oh-ho-ho. 50 00:03:57,266 --> 00:03:59,466 This is gonna be good. Huh? 51 00:03:59,468 --> 00:04:00,734 Drat, it's locked. 52 00:04:01,804 --> 00:04:05,405 Hmm. I need a hairpin. 53 00:04:11,747 --> 00:04:14,948 And now the diary of a moron. 54 00:04:14,950 --> 00:04:17,451 "dear diary, what an amazing..." 55 00:04:17,453 --> 00:04:18,952 day I've had. 56 00:04:18,954 --> 00:04:20,320 This morning I was greeted 57 00:04:20,322 --> 00:04:22,923 By my nearest and dearest neighbor, squidward. 58 00:04:22,925 --> 00:04:26,793 He had some very important news he was just bursting to share. 59 00:04:26,795 --> 00:04:29,563 He had decided that today would be the perfect day 60 00:04:29,565 --> 00:04:31,097 To deliver his profound opinions 61 00:04:31,099 --> 00:04:35,035 On how to properly raise and care for a household pet... 62 00:04:35,771 --> 00:04:39,506 - Specifically, what not to feed them. 63 00:04:39,508 --> 00:04:41,541 The list was very thorough. 64 00:04:41,543 --> 00:04:44,478 Needless to say, this is all very enlightening. 65 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:45,312 It warms my heart 66 00:04:45,314 --> 00:04:47,848 To know that squidward thinks we're close enough 67 00:04:47,850 --> 00:04:50,183 To use the harshest words in his critique— 68 00:04:50,185 --> 00:04:53,253 Horrible words that should never be used around strangers, 69 00:04:53,255 --> 00:04:53,954 Who may not know 70 00:04:53,956 --> 00:04:55,755 How well-intentioned those words are. 71 00:04:55,757 --> 00:04:57,691 Knowing I have a tendency to dawdle, 72 00:04:57,693 --> 00:04:59,226 Gary cut our conversation short. 73 00:05:00,128 --> 00:05:02,496 And I was hurried along to work 74 00:05:02,498 --> 00:05:04,331 Where I arrived only an hour and a half early 75 00:05:04,333 --> 00:05:07,634 For what may be my favorite day of the year— 76 00:05:07,636 --> 00:05:08,702 Cleaning day! 77 00:05:08,704 --> 00:05:10,570 Together, mr. Krabs and I scrubbed 78 00:05:10,572 --> 00:05:12,539 Every inch of the krusty krab. 79 00:05:12,541 --> 00:05:14,241 And finally, with a little elbow grease, 80 00:05:14,243 --> 00:05:17,110 We were able to get into even the tightest spots. 81 00:05:17,112 --> 00:05:20,714 Ah, yes, cleaning day. 82 00:05:20,716 --> 00:05:22,782 - Great neptune! 83 00:05:22,784 --> 00:05:23,850 I had no idea! 84 00:05:23,852 --> 00:05:28,722 The depth of his delusion is awe-inspiring! 85 00:05:28,724 --> 00:05:29,723 - Well, I don't know. 86 00:05:29,725 --> 00:05:31,658 Something about this delivery address 87 00:05:31,660 --> 00:05:32,959 Doesn't seem right. 88 00:05:32,961 --> 00:05:35,095 wait a minute. 89 00:05:35,097 --> 00:05:36,363 Squidward! 90 00:05:36,365 --> 00:05:39,466 He must have been the victim of a prank phone call. 91 00:05:39,468 --> 00:05:40,634 Poor squidward. 92 00:05:40,636 --> 00:05:42,602 He can be so gullible. 93 00:05:42,604 --> 00:05:44,638 - Oh, boy! 94 00:05:44,640 --> 00:05:45,939 A ketchup packet! 95 00:05:45,941 --> 00:05:49,409 That'll go great on this old diaper. 96 00:05:49,411 --> 00:05:50,076 - Oh, squidward! 97 00:05:50,078 --> 00:05:53,513 You are gonna laugh when you hear what I've... Been. 98 00:05:53,515 --> 00:05:55,115 Squidward? Where are you? 99 00:05:55,117 --> 00:05:56,850 Could have swore I just saw him. 100 00:05:56,852 --> 00:05:57,517 - Spongebob, uh, 101 00:05:57,519 --> 00:05:59,319 One of the customers dropped his watch in a toilet 102 00:05:59,321 --> 00:06:01,354 And I need you to fish it out. 103 00:06:01,356 --> 00:06:04,024 - Duty calls. 104 00:06:16,972 --> 00:06:18,605 - You laughing at me? 105 00:06:18,607 --> 00:06:19,940 - What? Oh, no. No, no, no. 106 00:06:19,942 --> 00:06:22,709 I was just reading what spongebob wrote in his diary. 107 00:06:22,711 --> 00:06:23,577 It's hilarious. 108 00:06:23,579 --> 00:06:26,813 - Reading somebody else's diary— 109 00:06:26,815 --> 00:06:28,715 That's terrible! 110 00:06:28,717 --> 00:06:29,783 Tell me more. 111 00:06:29,785 --> 00:06:30,917 - It says here, 112 00:06:30,919 --> 00:06:32,452 When spongebob sees plaid, 113 00:06:32,454 --> 00:06:36,423 He has this uncontrollable urge to cluck like a chicken. 114 00:06:39,928 --> 00:06:41,595 - Did somebody say "plaid"? 115 00:06:41,597 --> 00:06:43,063 Why, I'm a plaid enthusiast. 116 00:06:43,065 --> 00:06:45,565 I just got me new kilt today. 117 00:06:45,567 --> 00:06:46,833 - Oh, spongebob. 118 00:06:46,835 --> 00:06:47,834 Can you come here, please? 119 00:06:47,836 --> 00:06:50,437 - I couldn't find that watch anywhere. 120 00:06:50,439 --> 00:06:52,038 All I found was this stuff. 121 00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:53,039 - I fell in. 122 00:06:53,041 --> 00:06:53,773 - And that guy. 123 00:06:53,775 --> 00:06:57,043 - What do you think of mr. Krabs' new plaid kilt? 124 00:06:57,045 --> 00:07:00,347 - P-p-p-p-plaid? 125 00:07:00,349 --> 00:07:02,248 - Hey! 126 00:07:06,922 --> 00:07:10,123 - Well, you don't have to be nasty about it! 127 00:07:12,461 --> 00:07:14,894 Avert your eyes, squarepants. 128 00:07:14,896 --> 00:07:18,064 I have to take my break! 129 00:07:24,773 --> 00:07:25,438 - Listen to this. 130 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:29,609 Spongebob has named his spatula "fifi." 131 00:07:32,514 --> 00:07:33,847 - He named it fifi. 132 00:07:33,849 --> 00:07:36,483 - He named his spatula fifi. 133 00:07:36,485 --> 00:07:37,117 Fifi. 134 00:07:37,119 --> 00:07:39,486 What kind of name is fifi? 135 00:07:41,957 --> 00:07:45,959 Who ever heard of naming a spatula fifi? 136 00:07:45,961 --> 00:07:47,460 It's a girl's name! 137 00:07:47,462 --> 00:07:48,628 Right, frank? 138 00:07:48,630 --> 00:07:50,830 - I'm back from my break. Any orders, squidward? 139 00:07:50,832 --> 00:07:54,434 - Yeah, cook me up a krabby patty. 140 00:07:54,436 --> 00:07:57,771 With good old fifi. 141 00:07:58,807 --> 00:08:01,341 Oh, sure thing. 142 00:08:01,343 --> 00:08:04,077 Fifi, how did patrick know your name? 143 00:08:04,079 --> 00:08:05,612 Have you been talking? 144 00:08:05,614 --> 00:08:07,881 - Oh, oh, this is the best one yet. 145 00:08:07,883 --> 00:08:08,448 Get this. 146 00:08:08,450 --> 00:08:11,217 "if I hear the bikini bottom municipal anthem, 147 00:08:11,219 --> 00:08:14,320 "I can't help but take off all my clothes 148 00:08:14,322 --> 00:08:17,457 And dance around in my underwear!" 149 00:08:18,326 --> 00:08:20,060 Quiet, quiet, quiet. 150 00:08:20,062 --> 00:08:21,461 Watch this. 151 00:08:42,884 --> 00:08:44,984 - My diary! 152 00:08:44,986 --> 00:08:47,654 Squidward! How could you? 153 00:08:56,565 --> 00:08:57,163 - Ha. 154 00:08:57,165 --> 00:08:59,199 - That was that little dude's diary? 155 00:09:00,068 --> 00:09:01,601 - that is not okay. 156 00:09:01,603 --> 00:09:04,437 - That was uncool. - That's low, squidward... 157 00:09:04,439 --> 00:09:05,472 Even for you. 158 00:09:05,474 --> 00:09:07,040 You'd better apologize. 159 00:09:07,042 --> 00:09:10,710 he'll get over it. 160 00:09:18,186 --> 00:09:21,020 - Extra, extra, read all about it! 161 00:09:21,022 --> 00:09:22,555 Jerk reads diary. 162 00:09:22,557 --> 00:09:25,158 Local fry cook devastated. 163 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:26,292 - Oh, boy. 164 00:09:26,294 --> 00:09:28,461 Let me see one of those papers. 165 00:09:28,463 --> 00:09:30,597 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 166 00:09:30,599 --> 00:09:34,467 Ha ha! 167 00:09:34,469 --> 00:09:36,402 Taxi. 168 00:09:37,973 --> 00:09:40,473 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold it, pal. 169 00:09:40,475 --> 00:09:42,475 You're that diary reader. 170 00:09:42,477 --> 00:09:43,710 - Yes, I am. 171 00:09:48,650 --> 00:09:50,917 - Diary thief! - Jerk! 172 00:09:50,919 --> 00:09:52,318 - Secret stealer! 173 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:56,656 - Billy, stay away from that mean, old diary reader. 174 00:09:56,658 --> 00:09:58,658 - Morons. 175 00:09:58,660 --> 00:10:00,293 - Squidward tentacles, 176 00:10:00,295 --> 00:10:02,228 By reading another person's diary, 177 00:10:02,230 --> 00:10:04,864 You have violated the terms of your loan. 178 00:10:04,866 --> 00:10:07,267 We are repossessing your house. 179 00:10:07,269 --> 00:10:11,371 - what? - Take it away, boys. 180 00:10:20,714 --> 00:10:23,950 - Ow. 181 00:10:29,023 --> 00:10:30,023 - hey! 182 00:10:30,025 --> 00:10:31,591 You can't sleep here, fella. 183 00:10:31,593 --> 00:10:33,259 wait a second. 184 00:10:33,261 --> 00:10:34,961 You're that diary reader. 185 00:10:34,963 --> 00:10:36,629 I had a diary once. 186 00:10:36,631 --> 00:10:38,698 My brother read it! 187 00:10:38,700 --> 00:10:41,067 I had a brother once! 188 00:10:41,069 --> 00:10:41,901 Come on, fella! 189 00:10:41,903 --> 00:10:46,206 We have a special place for people like you! 190 00:10:48,242 --> 00:10:49,209 - Diary reader! 191 00:10:49,211 --> 00:10:51,477 - What? You read it too. 192 00:10:51,479 --> 00:10:52,478 - Oh, sure. 193 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:54,647 Blame everyone but yourself. 194 00:10:54,649 --> 00:10:56,549 Oh, that is so you. 195 00:10:58,220 --> 00:10:58,985 - Hi, squidward. 196 00:10:58,987 --> 00:11:01,855 How's it going? - Spongebob, oh, thank goodness. 197 00:11:01,857 --> 00:11:04,691 You have to forgive me. - What for? 198 00:11:04,693 --> 00:11:07,560 - For reading your diary. - Oh, that. 199 00:11:07,562 --> 00:11:09,996 You know, squidward, everyone was so amused by it, 200 00:11:09,998 --> 00:11:11,264 I had it published. 201 00:11:11,266 --> 00:11:12,765 It's a best seller. 202 00:11:12,767 --> 00:11:13,700 And I owe it all to you. 203 00:11:13,702 --> 00:11:16,369 Besides, you only read my work diary. 204 00:11:16,371 --> 00:11:19,606 You've never even seen my secret personal diary. 205 00:11:19,608 --> 00:11:22,175 Now, that would have been really embarrassing. 206 00:11:22,177 --> 00:11:25,144 - There he is— the diary reader! 207 00:11:25,146 --> 00:11:27,647 Let's get him! Yeah! 208 00:11:27,649 --> 00:11:28,781 - People! People! 209 00:11:28,783 --> 00:11:29,482 Stop your assault! 210 00:11:29,484 --> 00:11:33,820 Through my art, as an author, I have forgiven squidward. 211 00:11:33,822 --> 00:11:34,520 - Oh, yeah? 212 00:11:34,522 --> 00:11:38,258 Did you know he's reading your personal diary? 213 00:11:39,394 --> 00:11:41,961 - Squidward! How could you? 214 00:11:48,136 --> 00:11:49,302 - I don't care. 215 00:11:49,304 --> 00:11:51,971 This is so worth it. 216 00:12:10,659 --> 00:12:13,393 - Once around the roundabout. 217 00:12:15,630 --> 00:12:16,896 Left at the wall. 218 00:12:19,334 --> 00:12:23,269 Over the "bump of truth." 219 00:12:23,271 --> 00:12:27,540 And, finally, the flaming hoop! 220 00:12:31,813 --> 00:12:33,212 Thank you, mrs. Puff. 221 00:12:33,214 --> 00:12:35,448 I am now a card-carrying driver 222 00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:38,551 And a productive member of society. 223 00:12:38,553 --> 00:12:41,254 Whoo-hoo! Yeah! 224 00:12:41,256 --> 00:12:45,191 - Oh, nothing gives me more joy than teaching. 225 00:12:45,193 --> 00:12:48,227 I can't wait to pass my next student. 226 00:12:48,229 --> 00:12:50,096 - Hello, mrs. Puff! 227 00:12:50,098 --> 00:12:53,032 I'm all set for my driving test. 228 00:12:54,803 --> 00:12:56,769 Mrs. Puff, you okay? 229 00:12:56,771 --> 00:13:01,341 - Just start driving. 230 00:13:04,446 --> 00:13:07,547 - Turn this boat around immediately! 231 00:13:07,549 --> 00:13:08,815 - Right away, ma'am. 232 00:13:09,851 --> 00:13:12,885 Don't worry, mrs. Puff. I have this under control. 233 00:13:12,887 --> 00:13:14,954 uh... 234 00:13:24,198 --> 00:13:25,965 - next up... 235 00:13:25,967 --> 00:13:28,768 Goin' bananas 3 in 3-d. 236 00:13:28,770 --> 00:13:31,471 - Hey, dude. Pass the 3-d glasses. 237 00:13:31,473 --> 00:13:34,307 This is supposed to be, like, in 3-d. 238 00:13:34,309 --> 00:13:38,144 oh, yeah, right. 239 00:13:38,146 --> 00:13:39,278 - Here I am. 240 00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:40,780 I'm coming at you... 241 00:13:40,782 --> 00:13:43,883 like your worst nightmare. 242 00:13:52,427 --> 00:13:53,826 - I think it's safe to say 243 00:13:53,828 --> 00:13:57,730 You have once again failed your driving test! 244 00:13:59,534 --> 00:14:01,234 - Uh, but, mrs. Puff, I— - no buts, spongebob! 245 00:14:01,236 --> 00:14:04,203 You've failed this test over and over. 246 00:14:04,205 --> 00:14:07,907 I'm beginning to believe you're simply... 247 00:14:07,909 --> 00:14:10,176 Unteachable. 248 00:14:11,813 --> 00:14:14,847 Now get out of my sight! 249 00:14:14,849 --> 00:14:18,951 - Ahh! Gyee! Gyah! 250 00:14:18,953 --> 00:14:22,989 I'm sorry, mrs. Puff! 251 00:14:25,460 --> 00:14:26,726 Dude! 252 00:14:26,728 --> 00:14:31,130 - This is, like, the gnarliest 3-d movie ever. 253 00:14:37,404 --> 00:14:40,006 If only spongebob could pass his boating test, 254 00:14:40,008 --> 00:14:42,708 He'd be out of my life once and for all. 255 00:14:42,710 --> 00:14:46,179 Unfortunately, I keep getting reminded 256 00:14:46,181 --> 00:14:47,013 Of the consequences 257 00:14:47,015 --> 00:14:49,582 If I get too angry with the little nuisance. 258 00:14:49,584 --> 00:14:54,620 I can't even leave town without violating my parole. 259 00:14:54,622 --> 00:14:55,421 Oh! 260 00:14:55,423 --> 00:15:00,726 If there was only some way that I didn't have to live in fear. 261 00:15:00,728 --> 00:15:01,928 Fear— 262 00:15:01,930 --> 00:15:03,096 That's the answer. 263 00:15:03,098 --> 00:15:06,632 Spongebob is afraid of the driving course. 264 00:15:06,634 --> 00:15:09,135 So it would stand to reason 265 00:15:09,137 --> 00:15:11,037 That if he took the driving test 266 00:15:11,039 --> 00:15:13,439 Somewhere besides the driving course, 267 00:15:13,441 --> 00:15:16,642 He would pass! 268 00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:20,513 Of course! 269 00:15:20,515 --> 00:15:22,615 The answer's been in front of me all along. 270 00:15:22,617 --> 00:15:24,951 I'll test spongebob on a real road, 271 00:15:24,953 --> 00:15:28,754 And then he'll be out of my life forever! 272 00:15:30,024 --> 00:15:33,392 What could possibly go wrong? 273 00:15:38,700 --> 00:15:39,599 - Not now, gary. 274 00:15:39,601 --> 00:15:43,069 Can't you see I'm wallowing in my own filth? 275 00:15:46,341 --> 00:15:49,675 Come back later. I'm wallowing. 276 00:15:54,816 --> 00:15:56,616 - Good morning, spongebob. 277 00:15:57,552 --> 00:15:59,185 - Spongebob? 278 00:15:59,187 --> 00:16:01,521 Spongebob? 279 00:16:01,523 --> 00:16:02,822 - Spongebob. 280 00:16:02,824 --> 00:16:03,890 - I'm sorry mrs. Puff. 281 00:16:03,892 --> 00:16:05,925 I am trying to stay out of your sight. 282 00:16:05,927 --> 00:16:07,126 oh, that. 283 00:16:07,128 --> 00:16:08,694 Let's forget what I said. 284 00:16:08,696 --> 00:16:11,130 It's time to take a fresh approach. 285 00:16:11,132 --> 00:16:12,865 - Mrs. Puff, I— you said— 286 00:16:12,867 --> 00:16:14,433 Don't you remember? 287 00:16:14,435 --> 00:16:15,501 I'm a— 288 00:16:15,503 --> 00:16:17,436 - We don't have time for this, spongebob. 289 00:16:17,438 --> 00:16:22,275 We have a long day of driving ahead of us. 290 00:16:28,149 --> 00:16:30,550 - Mrs. Puff, why have you taken me 291 00:16:30,552 --> 00:16:33,753 To this rather remote and slightly scary landscape? 292 00:16:33,755 --> 00:16:37,790 - To overcome your fears, silly. 293 00:16:39,327 --> 00:16:40,993 - It's not working. 294 00:16:40,995 --> 00:16:43,696 - Here we are. 295 00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:44,697 - Uh, where are we? 296 00:16:44,699 --> 00:16:48,701 This old abandoned road is the perfect venue 297 00:16:48,703 --> 00:16:49,835 For your driving test. 298 00:16:49,837 --> 00:16:52,004 - Driving test? 299 00:16:52,006 --> 00:16:52,738 - That's right. 300 00:16:52,740 --> 00:16:55,608 Now you're free from all the distracting obstacles 301 00:16:55,610 --> 00:16:56,742 On the boating course. 302 00:16:56,744 --> 00:16:58,177 out here, 303 00:16:58,179 --> 00:17:01,113 There's nothing but the road. 304 00:17:01,115 --> 00:17:03,783 Now scooch over. 305 00:17:03,785 --> 00:17:08,187 Come on, scooch over. 306 00:17:08,189 --> 00:17:09,322 - But, mrs. Puff, what about the fact 307 00:17:09,324 --> 00:17:10,957 That I'm unteachable? 308 00:17:10,959 --> 00:17:11,958 - Forget all about that. 309 00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:14,961 Out here you could teach a hermit crab to boat. 310 00:17:14,963 --> 00:17:17,563 - Mrs. Puff, I'm still intimidated. 311 00:17:17,565 --> 00:17:20,066 - Listen, if you're nervous about boating, 312 00:17:20,068 --> 00:17:25,504 Simply repeat the words "focus on the road. 313 00:17:25,506 --> 00:17:28,374 There is nothing but the road." 314 00:17:28,376 --> 00:17:30,743 Got it? - Oh, okay. 315 00:17:30,745 --> 00:17:33,512 Focus on the road. There is nothing but the road. 316 00:17:33,514 --> 00:17:37,083 Focus on the road. There is nothing but the road. 317 00:17:37,752 --> 00:17:40,353 Focus on the road. There is nothing but the road. 318 00:17:40,355 --> 00:17:45,358 Focus on the road. There is nothing but the road. 319 00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:46,826 Hey, look at me... 320 00:17:46,828 --> 00:17:49,228 All not crashing and stuff. 321 00:17:49,230 --> 00:17:50,229 Wonderful! 322 00:17:50,231 --> 00:17:50,863 Keep that up, 323 00:17:50,865 --> 00:17:53,833 And I'll have no choice but to pass you. 324 00:17:53,835 --> 00:17:54,967 Just repeat your mantra. 325 00:17:54,969 --> 00:17:58,537 - Focus on the road— the open, unintimidating road. 326 00:17:58,539 --> 00:18:01,274 - Boating within the lines— 327 00:18:01,276 --> 00:18:02,141 Well done. 328 00:18:02,143 --> 00:18:04,243 - Focus on the road. 329 00:18:04,245 --> 00:18:06,012 There is nothing but the road. 330 00:18:06,014 --> 00:18:08,447 - Finally using your turn signal. 331 00:18:08,449 --> 00:18:09,282 check. 332 00:18:09,284 --> 00:18:11,717 - Focus on the road. 333 00:18:11,719 --> 00:18:13,352 There is nothing but the road. 334 00:18:13,354 --> 00:18:14,954 - Roundabout navigation— check. 335 00:18:14,956 --> 00:18:18,491 - Focus on the road. There is nothing but the road. 336 00:18:19,894 --> 00:18:21,794 - Safe and steady acceleration. 337 00:18:21,796 --> 00:18:22,561 Check! 338 00:18:22,563 --> 00:18:25,865 - Focus on the road. 339 00:18:25,867 --> 00:18:30,002 There is nothing but the road. 340 00:18:32,673 --> 00:18:33,973 Focus on the road. 341 00:18:36,778 --> 00:18:39,145 There is nothing but the road. 342 00:18:41,416 --> 00:18:42,648 Focus on the road. 343 00:18:44,786 --> 00:18:46,786 There is nothing but the road. 344 00:18:46,788 --> 00:18:48,354 Focus on the road. 345 00:18:49,223 --> 00:18:51,590 there is nothing but the road. 346 00:18:51,592 --> 00:18:54,226 Focus on the road. 347 00:18:54,228 --> 00:18:57,697 There is nothing but the road. 348 00:18:57,699 --> 00:18:58,864 Focus on the road. 349 00:18:58,866 --> 00:19:03,169 There is nothing but the road. 350 00:19:03,171 --> 00:19:04,437 Focus on the road. 351 00:19:04,439 --> 00:19:07,773 There is nothing but the road. 352 00:19:07,775 --> 00:19:11,410 Focus on the road. 353 00:19:11,412 --> 00:19:13,879 There is nothing but the road. 354 00:19:13,881 --> 00:19:16,315 Focus on the road. 355 00:19:16,317 --> 00:19:18,417 There is nothing but the road. 356 00:19:18,419 --> 00:19:22,822 - Check, check, and check! 357 00:19:23,858 --> 00:19:27,026 What is this? 358 00:19:27,028 --> 00:19:28,294 Only one more test. 359 00:19:28,296 --> 00:19:30,730 And it's the easiest one yet. 360 00:19:30,732 --> 00:19:33,366 Spongebob, all you have to do 361 00:19:33,368 --> 00:19:36,302 Is safely dock this vessel. 362 00:19:36,304 --> 00:19:38,938 - Focus on the road. There is nothing but the road. 363 00:19:38,940 --> 00:19:44,210 Focus on the road. There is nothing but the road. 364 00:19:44,212 --> 00:19:47,046 Focus on the... Road? 365 00:19:47,048 --> 00:19:48,948 What happened to the road? 366 00:19:48,950 --> 00:19:49,749 - Calm down, spongebob! 367 00:19:49,751 --> 00:19:54,253 Listen! All you have to do is safely stop this vessel! 368 00:19:54,255 --> 00:19:57,089 - Focus on the road! There is nothing but the road! 369 00:19:57,091 --> 00:19:58,557 - Just stop the boat! 370 00:19:58,559 --> 00:20:00,593 - Focus on the— da-da-da— 371 00:20:00,595 --> 00:20:01,360 The road! 372 00:20:01,362 --> 00:20:03,829 - Spongebob, wait! 373 00:20:03,831 --> 00:20:07,133 Spongebob! 374 00:20:08,368 --> 00:20:09,435 - That was a close one, mrs. Puff. 375 00:20:09,437 --> 00:20:12,505 But I am back on the road and ready to focus upon it. 376 00:20:12,507 --> 00:20:16,442 - Spongebob, this isn't just any road. 377 00:20:17,645 --> 00:20:19,378 It's a ten-lane intertidal seaway! 378 00:20:19,380 --> 00:20:22,348 - super-tidal inter—huh? 379 00:20:22,350 --> 00:20:25,050 - Stay calm, spongebob. 380 00:20:25,052 --> 00:20:27,820 Spongebob. Spongebob! 381 00:20:28,488 --> 00:20:29,922 Spongebob! 382 00:20:29,924 --> 00:20:32,558 Remember your mantra! - Right. 383 00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:36,095 Focus on the road. There is nothing but the— 384 00:20:36,097 --> 00:20:39,498 I can't even see the road! 385 00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:43,269 - spongebob! 386 00:20:44,105 --> 00:20:46,405 Give me the wheel, spongebob. 387 00:20:46,407 --> 00:20:47,106 Oh, dear. 388 00:20:47,108 --> 00:20:48,774 He's completely frozen up! 389 00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:54,413 Fiddlesticks! 390 00:20:57,385 --> 00:20:59,852 No-ho-ho! 391 00:20:59,854 --> 00:21:01,420 - Reckless drivers. 392 00:21:01,422 --> 00:21:04,390 I loathe reckless drivers. 393 00:21:11,499 --> 00:21:13,399 Pull over, you menace. 394 00:21:16,737 --> 00:21:19,071 Uh, mrs. Puff, can I have my arms back? 395 00:21:19,073 --> 00:21:21,273 - I said stop your vessel! - Ooh! 396 00:21:21,275 --> 00:21:22,741 - Sorry, mr. Officer, sir! 397 00:21:22,743 --> 00:21:24,477 I'm applying the brakes! 398 00:21:24,479 --> 00:21:25,344 oh! 399 00:21:25,346 --> 00:21:28,981 - Ah, we've got us a runner. 400 00:21:28,983 --> 00:21:30,583 - Pull over, spongebob! 401 00:21:30,585 --> 00:21:32,251 And make it quick. 402 00:21:32,253 --> 00:21:35,187 Look! 403 00:21:36,958 --> 00:21:39,425 - no! 404 00:21:40,828 --> 00:21:42,495 Oh! 405 00:21:42,497 --> 00:21:45,164 whoa! 406 00:21:51,472 --> 00:21:52,905 spongebob! 407 00:21:52,907 --> 00:21:54,707 Hit the brakes! 408 00:21:54,709 --> 00:21:56,509 - Huh? Oh! Okay. 409 00:22:03,783 --> 00:22:05,684 - Goodness gracious. 410 00:22:05,686 --> 00:22:08,854 There isn't a scratch on this vessel. 411 00:22:08,856 --> 00:22:12,691 Spongebob, the test is history. 412 00:22:12,693 --> 00:22:15,294 You—you've passed! 413 00:22:15,296 --> 00:22:19,632 Here's your license! 414 00:22:19,634 --> 00:22:22,735 And I'm free! 415 00:22:22,737 --> 00:22:23,636 Ha ha! 416 00:22:26,641 --> 00:22:27,973 - I don't think so. 417 00:22:27,975 --> 00:22:30,643 - Is there a problem, officer? 418 00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:35,614 - Well, you crossed the county line 419 00:22:35,616 --> 00:22:36,515 Three miles back. 420 00:22:36,517 --> 00:22:38,817 You, ma'am, are a parole violator, 421 00:22:38,819 --> 00:22:43,522 Which makes this test null and void. 422 00:22:43,524 --> 00:22:47,826 I'll take that. 423 00:22:49,095 --> 00:22:53,198 - Spongebob, I'll get you for this! 424 00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:55,534 I'll get you!