1 00:00:05,580 --> 00:00:07,880 - Witnesses are flocking around the unveiling 2 00:00:07,882 --> 00:00:10,249 Of bikini bottom's newest bank, 3 00:00:10,251 --> 00:00:12,818 The bank of bikini bottom bank. 4 00:00:14,255 --> 00:00:15,988 - The first 100 customers 5 00:00:15,990 --> 00:00:17,490 Who join bank of bikini bottom bank 6 00:00:17,492 --> 00:00:20,826 Will receive instant interest on their deposit. 7 00:00:20,828 --> 00:00:22,528 - Instant interest? 8 00:00:22,530 --> 00:00:25,598 That's practically giving money away! 9 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:26,332 Spongebob! 10 00:00:26,334 --> 00:00:27,266 You're in charge while I run down 11 00:00:27,268 --> 00:00:28,534 To the bank of bikini bottom bank. 12 00:00:28,536 --> 00:00:31,604 I got to get down there before they run out of dough! 13 00:00:37,278 --> 00:00:40,079 Money, here I c— ooh! 14 00:00:44,585 --> 00:00:47,920 - Thanks for banking with bank of bikini bottom bank. 15 00:00:47,922 --> 00:00:49,555 And here's your instant interest. 16 00:00:57,165 --> 00:00:59,765 - Free moola just for joining? 17 00:00:59,767 --> 00:01:02,234 Yes! 18 00:01:02,236 --> 00:01:05,371 I'm in money heaven! 19 00:01:05,373 --> 00:01:08,140 - Heads up. We've got a live one. 20 00:01:08,142 --> 00:01:09,275 - Welcome to bank of bikini— 21 00:01:09,277 --> 00:01:11,877 - Hi. I want to see all your money. 22 00:01:11,879 --> 00:01:12,511 - Excuse me? 23 00:01:12,513 --> 00:01:14,280 - Show me where the money lives. 24 00:01:14,282 --> 00:01:15,748 I bet you got a lot. 25 00:01:15,750 --> 00:01:16,782 I'd like to see all of it. 26 00:01:16,784 --> 00:01:19,218 I'm a huge fan of money. 27 00:01:19,220 --> 00:01:20,886 Ooh! Oh! Hey! Hey! 28 00:01:20,888 --> 00:01:23,122 Get your hands— aah! 29 00:01:24,091 --> 00:01:27,927 Anchovies. 30 00:01:30,198 --> 00:01:30,963 Good day, madame. 31 00:01:30,965 --> 00:01:34,767 I would like to take a look at your safe, please. 32 00:01:34,769 --> 00:01:36,068 - Sure thing, sir. 33 00:01:37,538 --> 00:01:39,104 - Not again. 34 00:01:39,106 --> 00:01:40,739 Aah! 35 00:01:42,143 --> 00:01:45,911 Scallops. 36 00:01:48,014 --> 00:01:50,082 good day, gentlemen. 37 00:01:50,084 --> 00:01:51,283 Good day, ma'am. 38 00:01:51,285 --> 00:01:52,651 - Hello young missy. 39 00:01:52,653 --> 00:01:54,119 - Well, hello, ma'am. 40 00:01:54,121 --> 00:01:55,688 How can we help you today? 41 00:01:55,690 --> 00:01:57,022 - So far, so good. 42 00:01:57,024 --> 00:01:57,690 - Ma'am? 43 00:01:57,692 --> 00:01:59,692 - They haven't thrown me out yet. 44 00:01:59,694 --> 00:02:00,759 - Ma'am? 45 00:02:00,761 --> 00:02:03,395 - It's all coming together now. 46 00:02:03,397 --> 00:02:04,496 - Can I help you, ma'am? 47 00:02:04,498 --> 00:02:06,665 A withdrawal? A transfer? 48 00:02:06,667 --> 00:02:07,866 Anything? 49 00:02:07,868 --> 00:02:10,035 Free interest? - Ooh. 50 00:02:10,037 --> 00:02:11,136 yes! 51 00:02:11,138 --> 00:02:12,104 I'll have that please. 52 00:02:12,106 --> 00:02:15,608 - Okay, but you'll have to make a deposit first. 53 00:02:15,610 --> 00:02:16,141 - Oh, of course! 54 00:02:16,143 --> 00:02:20,512 Here's me prize penny to deposit in a new account. 55 00:02:20,514 --> 00:02:22,748 - Okay, I'll set it right up. 56 00:02:22,750 --> 00:02:24,016 wait! 57 00:02:24,018 --> 00:02:25,584 uh, whatcha doing? 58 00:02:25,586 --> 00:02:27,419 Penny doesn't want to be crammed in there 59 00:02:27,421 --> 00:02:28,621 With all those other coins. 60 00:02:28,623 --> 00:02:31,423 She wants a money condo of her own. 61 00:02:31,425 --> 00:02:31,991 - Okay. 62 00:02:31,993 --> 00:02:34,293 You want a safe deposit box then? 63 00:02:34,295 --> 00:02:34,960 - Oh, yes! 64 00:02:34,962 --> 00:02:36,528 Penny will have one of those. 65 00:02:36,530 --> 00:02:37,796 - Uh, this way, please. 66 00:02:40,001 --> 00:02:41,433 Wait! 67 00:02:41,435 --> 00:02:45,504 Can I have a moment with me penny, alone? 68 00:02:45,506 --> 00:02:47,106 make it quick. 69 00:02:47,108 --> 00:02:49,208 We're closing in five minutes. 70 00:02:49,210 --> 00:02:50,175 - Oh, penny. 71 00:02:50,177 --> 00:02:51,977 I'm gonna miss you. 72 00:02:56,450 --> 00:02:58,817 It's inhuman, I tell you! 73 00:02:58,819 --> 00:03:00,552 Oh, penny, penny. 74 00:03:00,554 --> 00:03:04,790 One last kiss good-bye. 75 00:03:10,931 --> 00:03:13,032 It's just you and me now, little penny. 76 00:03:13,034 --> 00:03:16,235 Yeesh, ooh, it's a wee bit cramped in here. 77 00:03:16,937 --> 00:03:19,204 - Oh, well, that looks secure. 78 00:03:19,206 --> 00:03:21,240 - Whoa! 79 00:03:21,242 --> 00:03:22,975 - Were you people trained in a barn? 80 00:03:24,512 --> 00:03:26,512 this can't be true. 81 00:03:31,819 --> 00:03:32,751 - 'tis true! 82 00:03:32,753 --> 00:03:36,422 I've landed in money "nir-vanner!" 83 00:03:36,424 --> 00:03:40,559 Me wildest dream's finally come true! 84 00:03:44,098 --> 00:03:47,333 - Mr. Krabs, I'm done watering down the ketchup. 85 00:03:47,335 --> 00:03:48,367 Did you want me to— 86 00:03:50,905 --> 00:03:53,605 Mr. Krabs? Mr. Krabs? 87 00:03:53,607 --> 00:03:54,306 Mr. Krabs! 88 00:03:54,308 --> 00:03:56,709 - Would you pipe down! - Sorry, squidward. 89 00:03:56,711 --> 00:03:59,445 I can't find mr. Krabs, and he said he'd be right back. 90 00:03:59,447 --> 00:04:01,180 I'm getting a little concerned. 91 00:04:01,182 --> 00:04:02,348 - That's nice. 92 00:04:02,350 --> 00:04:04,283 And... Interesting. 93 00:04:04,285 --> 00:04:05,651 - I can't take it anymore. 94 00:04:05,653 --> 00:04:07,419 I'm gonna go look for him. 95 00:04:07,421 --> 00:04:08,520 Hold on, mr. Krabs. 96 00:04:08,522 --> 00:04:10,155 I'm coming for you. 97 00:04:11,192 --> 00:04:12,991 Mr. Krabs! 98 00:04:12,993 --> 00:04:16,028 mr. Krabs! 99 00:04:16,030 --> 00:04:18,664 Mr. Krabs! 100 00:04:18,666 --> 00:04:21,133 Mr. Krabs! 101 00:04:22,403 --> 00:04:24,870 - Well, time to head home. Whoo-hoo! 102 00:04:24,872 --> 00:04:26,672 I hope to see each and every one of you 103 00:04:26,674 --> 00:04:27,773 On the outside. 104 00:04:30,711 --> 00:04:32,244 Wait! 105 00:04:32,246 --> 00:04:33,112 Blimey, I'm locked in! 106 00:04:33,114 --> 00:04:36,615 I guess I'm trapped here all night. 107 00:04:36,617 --> 00:04:39,218 with all this moola. 108 00:04:39,220 --> 00:04:42,855 so much moola. 109 00:04:45,525 --> 00:04:46,825 But no one to tell about it! 110 00:04:46,827 --> 00:04:51,463 Time to rustle me up some friends! 111 00:04:52,900 --> 00:04:53,999 - Oh, hi, pearl. 112 00:04:54,001 --> 00:04:55,467 Is mr. Krabs here? - No. 113 00:04:55,469 --> 00:04:57,703 - Pearl, I hate to be the one to tell you this, 114 00:04:57,705 --> 00:04:58,971 But mr. Krabs is missing! 115 00:04:58,973 --> 00:05:01,373 - Oh, my gosh. - I know! 116 00:05:01,375 --> 00:05:02,307 - Oh, my gosh. 117 00:05:02,309 --> 00:05:04,309 - Don't worry, I'll find him. 118 00:05:04,311 --> 00:05:04,877 - Oh, my gosh! 119 00:05:04,879 --> 00:05:08,113 Call him on his cell! 120 00:05:12,019 --> 00:05:14,720 - You look absolutely stunning tonight, 121 00:05:14,722 --> 00:05:16,522 Mrs. Greenback. 122 00:05:16,524 --> 00:05:17,523 waiter! 123 00:05:17,525 --> 00:05:18,824 oui, oui, monsieur. 124 00:05:18,826 --> 00:05:22,060 What can I get you and the lady tonight? 125 00:05:22,062 --> 00:05:22,828 The lady would like 126 00:05:22,830 --> 00:05:25,030 To start with a million clams, 127 00:05:25,032 --> 00:05:27,132 A side of investments, 128 00:05:27,134 --> 00:05:29,902 And hold the taxes. 129 00:05:29,904 --> 00:05:30,903 I'll have the same. 130 00:05:30,905 --> 00:05:33,172 But with extra "no taxes." 131 00:05:33,174 --> 00:05:36,008 such a friendly fellow. 132 00:05:36,010 --> 00:05:36,642 Good-looking too. 133 00:05:36,644 --> 00:05:38,944 I'm almost gonna regret not leaving him a tip. 134 00:05:40,014 --> 00:05:41,447 hello. 135 00:05:41,449 --> 00:05:43,182 - Mr. Krabs, are you okay? 136 00:05:43,184 --> 00:05:43,882 - I'm fine, boy! 137 00:05:43,884 --> 00:05:46,051 In fact, I'm dancing with a beautiful lady! 138 00:05:46,053 --> 00:05:46,785 - Oh, that's nice. 139 00:05:46,787 --> 00:05:49,655 - Yes, and she's made entirely out of money. 140 00:05:49,657 --> 00:05:50,389 - What? Where are you? 141 00:05:50,391 --> 00:05:53,725 - I'm locked in the bank vault and having the time of me life! 142 00:05:53,727 --> 00:05:55,727 Oh, and I think I'm running out of oxygen, 143 00:05:55,729 --> 00:05:57,229 And it's making me lose my mind. 144 00:05:57,231 --> 00:05:59,631 - I've gotta save mr. Krabs! 145 00:05:59,633 --> 00:06:01,300 Patrick! 146 00:06:01,302 --> 00:06:02,768 Patrick, you gotta help me, buddy! 147 00:06:02,770 --> 00:06:06,772 - I need to break into a bank. 148 00:06:08,641 --> 00:06:09,341 - What? 149 00:06:09,343 --> 00:06:11,510 Spongebob squarepants. 150 00:06:11,512 --> 00:06:13,879 We have been friends for a long time. 151 00:06:13,881 --> 00:06:17,950 And you've asked me to do some crazy things 152 00:06:17,952 --> 00:06:18,750 Over the years. 153 00:06:18,752 --> 00:06:22,221 But breaking into a bank... 154 00:06:22,223 --> 00:06:24,823 Has to be the coolest! 155 00:06:27,628 --> 00:06:29,728 - Ah, this is the life. 156 00:06:29,730 --> 00:06:31,597 Sun, sand and surf. 157 00:06:31,599 --> 00:06:36,668 And, of course, mrs. Greenback by my side. 158 00:06:36,670 --> 00:06:38,837 What's that? 159 00:06:38,839 --> 00:06:40,038 Oh, don't start on me now. 160 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:42,474 I'm sure this remote island has a food source. 161 00:06:42,476 --> 00:06:45,611 Old krabs just hasn't found it yet, that's all. 162 00:06:45,613 --> 00:06:46,879 I'll just... 163 00:06:48,382 --> 00:06:49,681 So hungry. 164 00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:54,152 - Coast is clear. 165 00:06:54,154 --> 00:06:54,953 What's the plan, buddy? 166 00:06:54,955 --> 00:06:57,890 - Okay, first, we climb up the walls. 167 00:06:57,892 --> 00:07:00,759 Then, we slide down the chimney 168 00:07:00,761 --> 00:07:02,361 And eat up all the milk and cookies 169 00:07:02,363 --> 00:07:03,729 They left out for us! 170 00:07:03,731 --> 00:07:04,630 - Well, I don't see a chimney, 171 00:07:04,632 --> 00:07:06,865 But we could try getting in through a roof vent. 172 00:07:06,867 --> 00:07:09,434 If only we had a way to scale this wall. 173 00:07:09,436 --> 00:07:13,872 - Luckily, I brought the bank break-in kit. 174 00:07:13,874 --> 00:07:16,808 Uh... 175 00:07:16,810 --> 00:07:17,676 How about this? 176 00:07:17,678 --> 00:07:18,577 - A bunch of old shoelaces? 177 00:07:18,579 --> 00:07:22,781 - It's as close as I'll ever get to having shoes. 178 00:07:22,783 --> 00:07:24,516 - I wish we had something stronger, 179 00:07:24,518 --> 00:07:27,686 But this'll have to do. 180 00:07:33,794 --> 00:07:35,794 - Hey, spongebob, I got an idea! 181 00:07:35,796 --> 00:07:39,665 Let's use this grappling hook. 182 00:07:46,606 --> 00:07:49,474 - This vent will surely lead us straight to mr. Krabs. 183 00:07:49,476 --> 00:07:51,043 - Let's get him! 184 00:08:00,287 --> 00:08:02,287 Cool! Let's do that again! 185 00:08:02,289 --> 00:08:04,523 - Not now, patrick, we're running out of time. 186 00:08:04,525 --> 00:08:05,390 And, more importantly, 187 00:08:05,392 --> 00:08:07,292 Mr. Krabs is running out of oxygen. 188 00:08:09,730 --> 00:08:12,831 So hungry. 189 00:08:12,833 --> 00:08:14,333 Oh, why did I come 190 00:08:14,335 --> 00:08:16,835 To this uninhabitable-ble island? 191 00:08:16,837 --> 00:08:18,937 Why did I do it? 192 00:08:18,939 --> 00:08:20,539 What? Huh? 193 00:08:20,541 --> 00:08:24,943 Why did I say all that to mrs. Greenback? 194 00:08:24,945 --> 00:08:26,278 I-I miss her. 195 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:28,814 Why isn't she— mrs. Greenback! 196 00:08:28,816 --> 00:08:31,350 where can she be? 197 00:08:31,352 --> 00:08:32,851 What have I done? 198 00:08:32,853 --> 00:08:34,519 Oh. Oh, mrs. Greenback! 199 00:08:34,521 --> 00:08:36,955 Mrs. Greenback! You're okay! 200 00:08:36,957 --> 00:08:38,857 I-I was so worried. 201 00:08:38,859 --> 00:08:39,725 I'm so sorry. 202 00:08:39,727 --> 00:08:41,893 You must never run away like that again. 203 00:08:42,563 --> 00:08:44,663 What's this? 204 00:08:44,665 --> 00:08:45,597 Little miss! 205 00:08:45,599 --> 00:08:46,431 What the neptune? 206 00:08:46,433 --> 00:08:48,333 - a slimy money dragon! 207 00:08:48,335 --> 00:08:51,269 You're not sucking away me fortune without a fight! 208 00:08:52,906 --> 00:08:57,442 Give me back mrs. Greenback, you beast! 209 00:08:57,444 --> 00:08:58,143 - Patrick, you ready? 210 00:08:58,145 --> 00:09:01,980 - This lock won't know what hit it. 211 00:09:01,982 --> 00:09:04,249 - Uh, careful, patrick. 212 00:09:04,251 --> 00:09:05,283 Use finesse. 213 00:09:05,285 --> 00:09:06,051 - Oh, right. 214 00:09:06,053 --> 00:09:08,453 I'll use the finesse. 215 00:09:12,192 --> 00:09:13,759 - Good morning, gentlemen. 216 00:09:14,962 --> 00:09:16,728 - We've been rumbled! 217 00:09:16,730 --> 00:09:17,796 Run! Scatter! 218 00:09:17,798 --> 00:09:19,398 Scamper! Save yourself! 219 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:21,566 - What's all this about? 220 00:09:25,139 --> 00:09:26,972 - Well... 221 00:09:26,974 --> 00:09:28,940 - May I help you with anything, sir? 222 00:09:28,942 --> 00:09:31,009 - Ah, yes, I need to make a withdrawal. 223 00:09:31,011 --> 00:09:33,478 I need to withdraw one mr. Krabs. 224 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:35,847 - I assure you, mr. Squarepants, 225 00:09:35,849 --> 00:09:38,450 We received no such deposit. 226 00:09:40,921 --> 00:09:44,122 - I've got you now, money-sucker! 227 00:09:44,124 --> 00:09:46,625 that does it, lizard breath! 228 00:09:46,627 --> 00:09:49,161 It's you or me now. 229 00:09:49,163 --> 00:09:50,929 Just you and me. 230 00:09:55,936 --> 00:09:57,302 Yah! 231 00:10:02,976 --> 00:10:06,778 Ooh! ♪ I conquered the money dragon 232 00:10:06,780 --> 00:10:07,879 Victory! Whoo! 233 00:10:09,149 --> 00:10:10,816 Security! 234 00:10:14,421 --> 00:10:18,323 And don't forget your... deposit. 235 00:10:19,493 --> 00:10:20,926 - You know, boyo, 236 00:10:20,928 --> 00:10:22,394 Through this whole ordeal, 237 00:10:22,396 --> 00:10:25,363 I've learned a little something about greed. 238 00:10:25,365 --> 00:10:27,399 A little something about isolation. 239 00:10:27,401 --> 00:10:31,169 even a little something about love. 240 00:10:31,171 --> 00:10:33,472 And you know what I realize, through it all? 241 00:10:33,474 --> 00:10:36,208 - That you can't put a price on freedom? 242 00:10:36,210 --> 00:10:37,409 - Barnacles, no, boy! 243 00:10:37,411 --> 00:10:42,080 I realize that they didn't pay interest on me deposit! 244 00:10:42,082 --> 00:10:43,482 Hey, you cheapskates! 245 00:10:43,484 --> 00:10:44,950 Gimme me interest! 246 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:47,252 Well! 247 00:10:47,254 --> 00:10:48,687 What do you know? 248 00:10:48,689 --> 00:10:50,555 I doubled me money. 249 00:11:05,639 --> 00:11:08,740 - Order up! 250 00:11:08,742 --> 00:11:10,308 - Here. 251 00:11:10,310 --> 00:11:11,543 - Goo! 252 00:11:11,545 --> 00:11:12,544 - Hey, there. 253 00:11:13,647 --> 00:11:14,713 Num, num! 254 00:11:14,715 --> 00:11:19,050 - Aw, does baby want a krabby patty, hmm? 255 00:11:19,052 --> 00:11:20,352 - Aw. 256 00:11:20,354 --> 00:11:25,490 - Baby's first krabby patty. 257 00:11:28,761 --> 00:11:31,263 - That diabolical fiend! 258 00:11:31,265 --> 00:11:33,532 - I can't believe this is working! 259 00:11:33,534 --> 00:11:36,635 It's like taking candy from a baby— 260 00:11:36,637 --> 00:11:37,569 With a baby. 261 00:11:37,571 --> 00:11:42,207 - Stop right there, you thievin' infant! 262 00:11:48,649 --> 00:11:49,781 - Yi-eeh! That's harsh. 263 00:11:49,783 --> 00:11:52,284 - So you thought you could pull a fast one, eh? 264 00:11:52,286 --> 00:11:55,453 Now, come out of there, you little pest! 265 00:11:57,191 --> 00:11:58,590 what's he doing? 266 00:11:58,592 --> 00:12:01,760 You leave that poor baby alone! 267 00:12:01,762 --> 00:12:02,561 - Okay. 268 00:12:02,563 --> 00:12:06,464 I guess we're gonna have to do this the hard way. 269 00:12:06,466 --> 00:12:07,732 - Mr. Krabs, no! 270 00:12:07,734 --> 00:12:08,733 Don't do it! 271 00:12:11,405 --> 00:12:13,505 - Ooh! Oh... 272 00:12:13,507 --> 00:12:15,006 - Oh! 273 00:12:15,008 --> 00:12:16,708 - Oh, calm down! 274 00:12:16,710 --> 00:12:18,510 It's just plankton. 275 00:12:19,379 --> 00:12:22,647 - See? - Uh... Goo-goo? 276 00:12:22,649 --> 00:12:24,049 - How dare you! 277 00:12:24,051 --> 00:12:25,917 You toyed with our emotions! 278 00:12:25,919 --> 00:12:27,452 - ow. 279 00:12:27,454 --> 00:12:29,020 - Face it, plankton. 280 00:12:29,022 --> 00:12:30,455 You're never gonna win. 281 00:12:30,457 --> 00:12:34,626 I'll always be one step... Ahead. 282 00:12:35,529 --> 00:12:39,397 Now, why don't you go back to where you came from, 283 00:12:39,399 --> 00:12:40,398 You little brat. 284 00:12:42,736 --> 00:12:43,335 - Uh-oh. 285 00:12:43,337 --> 00:12:47,272 - You monster! - How dare you! 286 00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:54,813 - Aww, diddums fail to get a krabby patty again? 287 00:12:55,682 --> 00:12:57,215 - Stop patronizing me! 288 00:12:57,217 --> 00:13:00,952 Why does every single plan fall apart? 289 00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:02,921 It's just a stupid sandwich! 290 00:13:02,923 --> 00:13:05,423 I tell you, it's wearing me down! 291 00:13:05,425 --> 00:13:08,393 - You need to stop obsessing over it. 292 00:13:08,395 --> 00:13:10,862 Relax. Get a hobby or something. 293 00:13:10,864 --> 00:13:13,298 - I hate to admit it, computer wife, 294 00:13:13,300 --> 00:13:14,866 But you're probably right. 295 00:13:14,868 --> 00:13:15,467 I need something 296 00:13:15,469 --> 00:13:18,904 To take my mind off that blasted secret formula 297 00:13:18,906 --> 00:13:19,771 For a while. 298 00:13:19,773 --> 00:13:21,206 But what? - I know. 299 00:13:21,208 --> 00:13:24,843 How about taking care of an inferior life-form? 300 00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:26,311 - You mean a pet? 301 00:13:26,313 --> 00:13:29,214 That's a great idea! 302 00:13:29,216 --> 00:13:30,782 But how will I find a pet 303 00:13:30,784 --> 00:13:32,884 That fits my dynamic personality? 304 00:13:32,886 --> 00:13:33,818 - Plankton. 305 00:13:33,820 --> 00:13:36,454 - I have the perfect solution to your problem. 306 00:13:36,456 --> 00:13:37,289 - Spongebob? 307 00:13:37,291 --> 00:13:39,824 How could you possibly help me? 308 00:13:39,826 --> 00:13:42,127 - You should try the local animal shelter. 309 00:13:42,129 --> 00:13:44,462 That's where I found my gary. 310 00:13:44,464 --> 00:13:45,030 - Oh, yeah? 311 00:13:45,032 --> 00:13:48,867 Perhaps you're on to something there. 312 00:13:48,869 --> 00:13:50,468 - Here it is. 313 00:13:50,470 --> 00:13:51,836 The bikini bottom animal shelter. 314 00:13:51,838 --> 00:13:54,372 your perfect pet awaits. 315 00:13:54,374 --> 00:13:57,042 Now, if you just listen to your heart, 316 00:13:57,044 --> 00:13:59,210 You'll be able to pick out the right pet 317 00:13:59,212 --> 00:14:00,278 As soon as you see it. 318 00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:03,381 - hmm. Too big. 319 00:14:03,383 --> 00:14:04,883 Too sloppy. 320 00:14:04,885 --> 00:14:07,218 - Duh. - Too stupid. 321 00:14:07,220 --> 00:14:08,653 - Hi, spongebob. 322 00:14:08,655 --> 00:14:09,621 - Hey, patrick. 323 00:14:09,623 --> 00:14:11,523 Oh! Oh! What about this one? 324 00:14:11,525 --> 00:14:13,425 - Are you kidding me? 325 00:14:13,427 --> 00:14:14,726 Algae on a rock? 326 00:14:14,728 --> 00:14:16,928 I want a pet, not a plant. 327 00:14:16,930 --> 00:14:18,630 It's no use. 328 00:14:19,399 --> 00:14:21,199 - There's nothing for me here. 329 00:14:22,135 --> 00:14:23,401 - Oh, no! Plankton! 330 00:14:23,403 --> 00:14:25,971 - You know, I can't say I'm surprised. 331 00:14:34,247 --> 00:14:37,449 - Hey there, little guy. 332 00:14:37,451 --> 00:14:40,652 - looks like we have a winner. 333 00:14:40,654 --> 00:14:42,354 - Oh, so cute! 334 00:14:42,356 --> 00:14:43,288 Whatcha gonna call him? 335 00:14:43,290 --> 00:14:45,857 He looks like a "spot" to me. 336 00:14:46,727 --> 00:14:50,628 - That name provokes a violent reaction. 337 00:14:50,630 --> 00:14:53,198 Spot it is! 338 00:14:56,603 --> 00:14:58,303 - Well, spot. 339 00:14:58,305 --> 00:14:59,971 I'm your new owner, 340 00:14:59,973 --> 00:15:04,943 So shower me with love and affection. 341 00:15:04,945 --> 00:15:05,443 Karen, 342 00:15:05,445 --> 00:15:07,946 It's not giving me unconditional love. 343 00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:09,280 I think it's defective. 344 00:15:09,282 --> 00:15:12,117 - You're gonna have to train him to do that. 345 00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:13,551 - I train him? 346 00:15:13,553 --> 00:15:15,453 I'll give it a shot. 347 00:15:15,455 --> 00:15:16,588 All right, spot. 348 00:15:16,590 --> 00:15:19,057 Let's start with something easy. 349 00:15:19,059 --> 00:15:22,327 Stay. 350 00:15:22,329 --> 00:15:24,396 Good boy. Now sit. 351 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:27,966 Very good! 352 00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:29,968 Now roll over. 353 00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:32,170 - excellent! 354 00:15:32,172 --> 00:15:33,338 Now shake. 355 00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:36,574 Wow! 356 00:15:36,576 --> 00:15:38,510 That's one mean shake you got there. 357 00:15:38,512 --> 00:15:41,846 I think we should burn off some of that extra energy. 358 00:15:41,848 --> 00:15:45,550 Would you like to go walkies? 359 00:15:45,552 --> 00:15:49,187 I'll assume that's a yes. 360 00:15:49,189 --> 00:15:50,121 March! 361 00:16:02,536 --> 00:16:03,201 Phew! 362 00:16:03,203 --> 00:16:05,804 We must've walked for miles. 363 00:16:07,774 --> 00:16:10,942 I guess our legs are too short for walkies. 364 00:16:10,944 --> 00:16:15,613 How about a nice round of fetch? 365 00:16:19,286 --> 00:16:20,418 Fetch! 366 00:16:24,491 --> 00:16:25,423 Oh, no. 367 00:16:25,425 --> 00:16:26,091 What have I done? 368 00:16:26,093 --> 00:16:29,427 I'm a terrible pet owner! Terrible! 369 00:16:29,429 --> 00:16:30,395 Karen! 370 00:16:30,397 --> 00:16:32,363 We're gonna need another spot! 371 00:16:36,203 --> 00:16:38,436 - Nice rebound, spot! 372 00:16:38,438 --> 00:16:42,640 You know, I get squished a lot too. 373 00:16:43,243 --> 00:16:46,111 I hope nobody saw that emotional outburst. 374 00:16:46,113 --> 00:16:48,446 Aw. 375 00:16:48,448 --> 00:16:51,416 - Shoo! 376 00:16:51,418 --> 00:16:52,217 Okay, spot. 377 00:16:52,219 --> 00:16:54,686 Today, you'll learn how to be an attack pet 378 00:16:54,688 --> 00:16:57,255 To guard the chum bucket from intruders. 379 00:16:57,257 --> 00:17:00,959 Now, spot, pretend I'm a burglar. 380 00:17:00,961 --> 00:17:01,826 Attack! 381 00:17:03,430 --> 00:17:05,230 - You're not getting this? 382 00:17:05,232 --> 00:17:06,131 Come at me! 383 00:17:06,133 --> 00:17:09,467 Uh-oh, losing balance. 384 00:17:09,469 --> 00:17:10,802 A little help? 385 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:14,506 - On second thought, 386 00:17:14,508 --> 00:17:16,174 What do I need a guard dog for? 387 00:17:16,176 --> 00:17:18,176 I can't even give chum away. 388 00:17:18,178 --> 00:17:21,379 What I really need is a retriever. 389 00:17:21,381 --> 00:17:23,081 This is your target. 390 00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:27,118 I want you to retrieve the krabby patty. 391 00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:28,887 Now, security is tight, 392 00:17:28,889 --> 00:17:31,055 So I've devised a pl— 393 00:17:31,057 --> 00:17:31,923 Wait! 394 00:17:31,925 --> 00:17:33,258 Where are you going? 395 00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:35,293 You're not ready! 396 00:17:50,143 --> 00:17:53,745 - I'd like a large... 397 00:17:53,747 --> 00:17:54,579 What was that? 398 00:17:54,581 --> 00:17:57,115 - Didn't see it, don't care. 399 00:17:59,786 --> 00:18:01,653 - Holy plot twist! 400 00:18:01,655 --> 00:18:02,587 It's a krabby patty! 401 00:18:02,589 --> 00:18:06,224 It's... A miracle! 402 00:18:06,226 --> 00:18:08,960 Karen, look at what spot brought home. 403 00:18:08,962 --> 00:18:10,495 - That's wonderful! 404 00:18:10,497 --> 00:18:12,096 Spot deserves a reward. 405 00:18:12,098 --> 00:18:14,532 - He can have anything he wants, 406 00:18:14,534 --> 00:18:16,267 Up to half my kingdom— 407 00:18:16,269 --> 00:18:17,202 Uh, laboratory. 408 00:18:17,204 --> 00:18:20,004 - I think he wants your krabby patty. 409 00:18:21,708 --> 00:18:24,709 - noo! 410 00:18:24,711 --> 00:18:25,210 No! 411 00:18:25,212 --> 00:18:27,545 You've been a very bad amoeba! 412 00:18:27,547 --> 00:18:28,146 Bad amoeba! 413 00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:31,115 I'm afraid you'll have to be punished. 414 00:18:31,117 --> 00:18:32,750 You need a time out. 415 00:18:32,752 --> 00:18:34,986 I'm just gonna tie you up out here 416 00:18:34,988 --> 00:18:36,854 Until you learn to behave. 417 00:18:36,856 --> 00:18:39,424 Shouldn't take more than five minutes. 418 00:18:41,061 --> 00:18:42,126 - Aw... 419 00:18:42,128 --> 00:18:44,662 No, no, I must be strong. 420 00:18:47,667 --> 00:18:49,200 - I can't do it. 421 00:18:49,202 --> 00:18:52,403 spot, I'm sorry. I— 422 00:18:55,976 --> 00:18:57,809 Spot! 423 00:18:57,811 --> 00:18:58,676 He's gone. 424 00:18:58,678 --> 00:19:00,411 where is he? 425 00:19:00,413 --> 00:19:02,146 Spot! Come back! 426 00:19:02,148 --> 00:19:04,716 spot! Come back! 427 00:19:04,718 --> 00:19:06,818 I've got to find him. 428 00:19:06,820 --> 00:19:07,919 Aw. 429 00:19:07,921 --> 00:19:10,888 - Don't any of you have jobs? 430 00:19:10,890 --> 00:19:11,589 Spot! 431 00:19:11,591 --> 00:19:14,959 Spot! Where are you, spot! 432 00:19:15,929 --> 00:19:18,162 - Why, plankton, what's wrong? 433 00:19:18,164 --> 00:19:19,530 - I lost spot. 434 00:19:19,532 --> 00:19:21,032 - That's terrible! 435 00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:22,433 Gary lost me once. 436 00:19:22,435 --> 00:19:25,336 I was cold, alone, starving. 437 00:19:25,338 --> 00:19:26,838 It was the worst eight minutes of my life. 438 00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:30,742 Come on, plankton, let's find your pet. 439 00:19:30,744 --> 00:19:31,542 Lost pet! 440 00:19:31,544 --> 00:19:33,645 Anyone seen this lost pet? 441 00:19:33,647 --> 00:19:34,946 Lost pet emergency! 442 00:19:34,948 --> 00:19:37,015 Be on the lookout for a lost pet! 443 00:19:37,017 --> 00:19:40,218 Pardon me, sir. Have you seen this amoeba? 444 00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:43,521 - You mean that little speck? - No. 445 00:19:43,523 --> 00:19:47,525 That little speck. - Is this him? 446 00:19:47,527 --> 00:19:49,694 - No, that's a piece of gum. 447 00:19:49,696 --> 00:19:51,629 - Gum? 448 00:19:51,631 --> 00:19:56,167 I've been looking everywhere for this. 449 00:19:56,169 --> 00:19:58,569 If I was lookin' for a lost pet, 450 00:19:58,571 --> 00:20:01,139 I'd try the animal shelter. 451 00:20:01,141 --> 00:20:02,273 - Of course! 452 00:20:02,275 --> 00:20:05,009 The shelter! 453 00:20:06,745 --> 00:20:08,379 - I think it's closed for the night. 454 00:20:09,382 --> 00:20:11,049 Ooh, it's dark in here. 455 00:20:11,051 --> 00:20:13,151 I'll find a light switch. 456 00:20:13,153 --> 00:20:14,452 Aha! 457 00:20:14,454 --> 00:20:17,955 no, that's not it. 458 00:20:19,192 --> 00:20:21,526 Aha! Found the lights. 459 00:20:21,528 --> 00:20:22,493 - Uh, spongebob? 460 00:20:22,495 --> 00:20:25,229 What was that first switch for? 461 00:20:25,231 --> 00:20:26,397 - I dunno. 462 00:20:26,399 --> 00:20:28,099 I think it unlocks the pens? 463 00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:28,766 - I thought so. 464 00:20:28,768 --> 00:20:31,602 Because now the animals are loose! 465 00:20:32,238 --> 00:20:34,539 - Spongebob? - Run for it? 466 00:20:34,541 --> 00:20:35,940 - Yep. 467 00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:44,115 I think we lost 'em. 468 00:20:44,117 --> 00:20:46,551 - Spongebob, before we're torn to shreds, 469 00:20:46,553 --> 00:20:49,954 I'd like to thank you for helping me look for spot. 470 00:20:49,956 --> 00:20:51,589 - Aw, it was nothing. 471 00:20:51,591 --> 00:20:52,757 Hey, speaking of spots. 472 00:20:52,759 --> 00:20:55,126 Did you always have a double pupil? 473 00:20:55,128 --> 00:20:57,061 - A double what? 474 00:20:58,431 --> 00:20:59,630 spot! 475 00:20:59,632 --> 00:21:01,999 thank entropy you're safe! 476 00:21:02,001 --> 00:21:04,869 You were hiding on my optical cornea 477 00:21:04,871 --> 00:21:06,137 The whole time! 478 00:21:06,139 --> 00:21:08,773 You sneaky little amoeba, you. 479 00:21:11,611 --> 00:21:13,778 - Aw, I'm glad you found spot. 480 00:21:14,447 --> 00:21:18,616 Unfortunately, the animals found us too. 481 00:21:18,618 --> 00:21:19,250 - Good-bye, spot. 482 00:21:19,252 --> 00:21:22,453 I guess this is the end of the road for us. 483 00:21:24,824 --> 00:21:26,190 - Spot, no! 484 00:21:46,412 --> 00:21:48,279 - Wow, spot! You saved us! 485 00:21:48,281 --> 00:21:50,581 - I taught him everything he knows!