1 00:00:14,892 --> 00:00:17,927 - Spongebob, how about more krabby patties 2 00:00:17,929 --> 00:00:19,161 And less heavy breathing? 3 00:00:19,163 --> 00:00:21,864 - [humming words through closed mouth] 4 00:00:25,503 --> 00:00:26,168 - Wow! 5 00:00:26,170 --> 00:00:28,604 That's the longest I've held my breath! 6 00:00:28,606 --> 00:00:29,705 Three whole seconds! 7 00:00:29,707 --> 00:00:32,241 I'm gonna try for five seconds next! 8 00:00:33,611 --> 00:00:37,346 - Keep that up and you'll lose consciousness... 9 00:00:37,348 --> 00:00:38,714 Tentacles crossed. 10 00:00:38,716 --> 00:00:40,683 silly squidward. 11 00:00:40,685 --> 00:00:42,284 I'm not gonna— 12 00:00:42,286 --> 00:00:47,389 - What's goin' on around here? 13 00:00:49,293 --> 00:00:52,995 - Well, I could be askin' you the same thing, boy! 14 00:00:52,997 --> 00:00:53,796 - Sorry, mr. Krabs. 15 00:00:53,798 --> 00:00:57,066 I was merely emulating my latest media obsession... 16 00:00:57,068 --> 00:00:59,601 kenny the cat! 17 00:00:59,603 --> 00:01:00,669 - "kenny the cat"? 18 00:01:00,671 --> 00:01:03,372 What in clam's name is a "the cat"? 19 00:01:03,374 --> 00:01:04,573 - He's the greatest undersea athlete 20 00:01:04,575 --> 00:01:06,775 To originate from above the wet 'n' briny! 21 00:01:06,777 --> 00:01:08,744 And he's been shattering records all over, 22 00:01:08,746 --> 00:01:11,046 Holding his breath as he walks the ocean floor. 23 00:01:11,048 --> 00:01:13,248 I want to be just like kenny the cat! 24 00:01:16,954 --> 00:01:17,853 That's what he does. 25 00:01:17,855 --> 00:01:20,255 He walks like that and holds his breath like that! 26 00:01:20,257 --> 00:01:21,457 Kenny is a sensationality! 27 00:01:21,459 --> 00:01:25,260 Haven't you noticed my recent lettuce customizations? 28 00:01:25,262 --> 00:01:26,261 - No. 29 00:01:26,263 --> 00:01:28,330 - And you haven't perused my collection 30 00:01:28,332 --> 00:01:29,298 Of kenny the cat periodicals? 31 00:01:29,300 --> 00:01:33,469 Or noticed kenny on every tv channel known to fishkind? 32 00:01:33,471 --> 00:01:34,103 - Uh, no. 33 00:01:34,105 --> 00:01:35,304 - But what about the kenny the cat blimp, 34 00:01:35,306 --> 00:01:37,840 Which hovers over kenny the cat sports stadium? 35 00:01:37,842 --> 00:01:39,708 - Never noticed it. - Huh. 36 00:01:39,710 --> 00:01:41,377 You haven't seen him in your wallet? 37 00:01:41,379 --> 00:01:42,778 me wallet? 38 00:01:42,780 --> 00:01:45,214 What's he been doin' in there? 39 00:01:45,216 --> 00:01:47,282 - Oh, he's on all the new $50 bills. 40 00:01:47,284 --> 00:01:50,753 - Oh, that kenny the cat! 41 00:01:50,755 --> 00:01:52,221 Well, he's a sensationality! 42 00:01:52,223 --> 00:01:55,190 - Yeah! And he's visiting bikini bottom tomorrow, 43 00:01:55,192 --> 00:01:57,960 With hundreds of his rabidly loyal fans! 44 00:01:57,962 --> 00:01:59,061 - Hundreds, you say? 45 00:01:59,063 --> 00:02:00,329 - Maybe even a thousand! 46 00:02:01,599 --> 00:02:02,464 - Say, kiddo, 47 00:02:02,466 --> 00:02:05,868 Why don't you see if you can't get ol' kenny 48 00:02:05,870 --> 00:02:07,069 And his throng of fans 49 00:02:07,071 --> 00:02:10,039 To visit the ol' krusty krab for a while? 50 00:02:10,041 --> 00:02:13,042 - I shall do my krustiest, sir! 51 00:02:16,347 --> 00:02:17,613 spongebob! 52 00:02:17,615 --> 00:02:19,615 Don't you want your water helmet? 53 00:02:20,451 --> 00:02:21,417 Not necessary, sandy. 54 00:02:21,419 --> 00:02:24,420 Like my personal hero, kenny the cat, 55 00:02:24,422 --> 00:02:25,954 I'm a-okay! 56 00:02:30,260 --> 00:02:32,227 - Well, if you ain't gonna use your helmet, 57 00:02:32,229 --> 00:02:34,263 I suggest you make it quick, spongebob. 58 00:02:34,265 --> 00:02:35,264 - Ah! 59 00:02:35,266 --> 00:02:35,931 Hey, sandy, 60 00:02:35,933 --> 00:02:38,100 You're kind of like a cat, aren't you? 61 00:02:38,102 --> 00:02:39,535 - Cat? 62 00:02:39,537 --> 00:02:41,970 In what way am I "kind of like a cat"? 63 00:02:41,972 --> 00:02:43,405 - Well, aren't cats and squirrels 64 00:02:43,407 --> 00:02:44,640 Basically the same thing? 65 00:02:44,642 --> 00:02:45,707 - We are both mammals, 66 00:02:45,709 --> 00:02:49,111 But that is where the similarities end! 67 00:02:49,113 --> 00:02:51,280 Cats are no-good scoundrels, 68 00:02:51,282 --> 00:02:53,582 And I ain't never trusted one of 'em! 69 00:02:53,584 --> 00:02:54,850 - Well, you can trust kenny the! 70 00:02:54,852 --> 00:02:57,419 He's the heroic cat who's been holding his breath 71 00:02:57,421 --> 00:02:58,220 For days at a time! 72 00:02:58,222 --> 00:03:01,023 - I hate to precipitate on your party, spongebob, 73 00:03:01,025 --> 00:03:02,424 But that is impossible! 74 00:03:02,426 --> 00:03:05,360 No air breather could ever do that! 75 00:03:05,362 --> 00:03:06,028 Not even me! 76 00:03:06,030 --> 00:03:08,797 - Very well, sandra, if that is your stance, 77 00:03:08,799 --> 00:03:09,698 Then so be it. 78 00:03:09,700 --> 00:03:10,899 Could someone be jealous 79 00:03:10,901 --> 00:03:14,770 Of kenny's dazzling lung capacity? 80 00:03:14,772 --> 00:03:18,574 Kenny the cat! Kenny the cat! 81 00:03:18,576 --> 00:03:19,274 Kenny the cat! 82 00:03:19,276 --> 00:03:23,312 - You do know that kenny won't be here until 10:00? 83 00:03:23,314 --> 00:03:23,946 - Uh-huh. 84 00:03:23,948 --> 00:03:25,414 - Tomorrow morning. - Uh-huh, yeah. 85 00:03:25,416 --> 00:03:29,251 14 hours is cutting it close, but I had to work all day! 86 00:03:29,253 --> 00:03:30,085 - Hopeless. 87 00:03:30,087 --> 00:03:32,588 - You know, I read in kenny fancy magazine 88 00:03:32,590 --> 00:03:34,156 That he's so used to holding his breath, 89 00:03:34,158 --> 00:03:37,226 That when he's topside, he forgets to breathe! 90 00:03:37,228 --> 00:03:38,193 - Wow! 91 00:03:38,195 --> 00:03:41,430 Well, that'd be like me forgetting to— 92 00:03:44,201 --> 00:03:47,436 There you are, pocket taco! 93 00:03:50,207 --> 00:03:50,772 - Ahh. 94 00:03:50,774 --> 00:03:52,307 Patrick, have you ever gazed 95 00:03:52,309 --> 00:03:53,308 Up into the starry night 96 00:03:53,310 --> 00:03:55,410 And seen kenny the cat's face? 97 00:03:55,412 --> 00:03:56,111 - No. 98 00:03:56,113 --> 00:03:58,147 - Find the grouper constellation 99 00:03:58,149 --> 00:04:00,616 And the dorsal constellation, 100 00:04:00,618 --> 00:04:01,950 Then squint your eyes 101 00:04:01,952 --> 00:04:05,187 And let the details fall into place. 102 00:04:05,189 --> 00:04:06,421 - Uh... 103 00:04:06,423 --> 00:04:07,623 Oh. 104 00:04:07,625 --> 00:04:08,624 I don't see it. 105 00:04:08,626 --> 00:04:12,294 Kenny's really gotten into your head lately. 106 00:04:12,296 --> 00:04:14,196 - Yeah. Kenny's awesome. 107 00:04:14,198 --> 00:04:15,397 Hey! That reminds me! 108 00:04:15,399 --> 00:04:19,501 Let's paint our faces to look like kenny! 109 00:04:21,272 --> 00:04:21,803 Perfect! 110 00:04:21,805 --> 00:04:24,039 We're the biggest kenny the cat fans ever! 111 00:04:24,041 --> 00:04:26,942 - This, uh, is getting creepy. 112 00:04:26,944 --> 00:04:28,510 - Hey, buddy, check it out! 113 00:04:28,512 --> 00:04:29,945 - Sweet neptune! 114 00:04:29,947 --> 00:04:32,714 Hey, spongebob, I'm gonna go now. 115 00:04:32,716 --> 00:04:35,350 Your obsession with kenny is getting weird. 116 00:04:35,352 --> 00:04:36,552 - But you didn't even get to see 117 00:04:36,554 --> 00:04:38,787 My new kenny the cat temporary tattoo! 118 00:04:38,789 --> 00:04:39,888 - Oh, that's okay. 119 00:04:39,890 --> 00:04:40,656 See ya, spongebob! 120 00:04:40,658 --> 00:04:42,691 - Well, I guess it's plain to see 121 00:04:42,693 --> 00:04:46,061 Who the true kenny the cat fan is! 122 00:04:47,565 --> 00:04:50,532 10:00! Kenny time! 123 00:04:50,534 --> 00:04:51,867 - Ladies and gentlemen, 124 00:04:51,869 --> 00:04:54,536 Now is the time you've all been waiting for! 125 00:04:54,538 --> 00:04:58,874 Kenny the cat will do his signature walk! 126 00:05:00,711 --> 00:05:01,543 - Kenny! 127 00:05:01,545 --> 00:05:03,378 - thanks, kenny! 128 00:05:03,380 --> 00:05:04,813 - Kenny, sir, it would mean a lot 129 00:05:04,815 --> 00:05:07,449 If you'd sign my official kenny the cat spatula. 130 00:05:07,451 --> 00:05:09,785 thanks, kenny. 131 00:05:09,787 --> 00:05:11,353 You're so real. 132 00:05:13,023 --> 00:05:14,056 Oh, you're hungry? 133 00:05:14,058 --> 00:05:16,024 What do you say we move this autograph session 134 00:05:16,026 --> 00:05:17,392 To the krusty krab? 135 00:05:19,830 --> 00:05:21,063 Did you see that? 136 00:05:21,065 --> 00:05:21,830 Kenny just gave me 137 00:05:21,832 --> 00:05:24,900 His trademark a-okay hand sign! 138 00:05:24,902 --> 00:05:28,036 Swoon! Swoon! 139 00:05:29,473 --> 00:05:32,474 - One at a time! One at a time, please! 140 00:05:32,476 --> 00:05:33,909 Kenny the cat will have time 141 00:05:33,911 --> 00:05:36,278 To meet each and every one of youse. 142 00:05:36,280 --> 00:05:37,713 And I will have time to take 143 00:05:37,715 --> 00:05:40,415 Each and every one of your dollars! 144 00:05:40,417 --> 00:05:41,116 Look at meself! 145 00:05:41,118 --> 00:05:44,319 I'm not being a very good host! 146 00:05:44,321 --> 00:05:45,020 Uh, excuse me! 147 00:05:45,022 --> 00:05:47,189 You just make yourself at home, kenny! 148 00:05:47,191 --> 00:05:49,258 I mean, "mister the cat"! 149 00:05:49,260 --> 00:05:52,928 Here ya go. Condiments, on the house! 150 00:05:52,930 --> 00:05:54,263 Don't tell anybody! 151 00:05:54,265 --> 00:05:58,433 Welcome to the krusty krab family. 152 00:06:00,638 --> 00:06:03,372 - Mister the cat, everything okay? 153 00:06:06,076 --> 00:06:08,510 - Say, mr. Krabs, it's gonna be a long day for kenny. 154 00:06:08,512 --> 00:06:10,445 How about we give him a minute to freshen up? 155 00:06:10,447 --> 00:06:13,081 - What an excellent idea, spongebob. 156 00:06:13,083 --> 00:06:16,151 A clean cat is a moneymaking cat, 157 00:06:16,153 --> 00:06:16,852 I always say. 158 00:06:16,854 --> 00:06:20,622 Please avail yourself of the lounge facilities. 159 00:06:20,624 --> 00:06:23,825 - Well, I best get back to manning the grill. 160 00:06:26,329 --> 00:06:30,198 - This gets real uncomfortable after awhile. 161 00:06:34,704 --> 00:06:35,871 - Sorry to bother you, mister the cat. 162 00:06:35,873 --> 00:06:37,606 I just thought you'd like a bite to— 163 00:06:37,608 --> 00:06:38,507 Whoa! 164 00:06:43,180 --> 00:06:45,781 - Good thing I got this oxygen tank and mask, 165 00:06:45,783 --> 00:06:48,183 Otherwise there's no way I'd be able 166 00:06:48,185 --> 00:06:50,752 To hold my breath this long. 167 00:06:54,325 --> 00:06:56,058 How could you, kenny? 168 00:06:56,060 --> 00:06:57,559 You broke my heart. 169 00:06:57,561 --> 00:07:00,028 Here I was this entire time believing your act, 170 00:07:00,030 --> 00:07:03,565 Only to discover that it was nothing but an act. 171 00:07:03,567 --> 00:07:06,168 - But it's not what you think. 172 00:07:06,170 --> 00:07:08,437 - There's no room for thoughts now— 173 00:07:08,439 --> 00:07:10,772 Only for tears. No! 174 00:07:10,774 --> 00:07:13,275 - Spongebob, wait! 175 00:07:13,277 --> 00:07:15,110 Whoa. 176 00:07:16,780 --> 00:07:20,082 - I can't believe I fell for such a phony. 177 00:07:20,084 --> 00:07:21,883 oh, well. 178 00:07:21,885 --> 00:07:22,684 Time to move on. 179 00:07:22,686 --> 00:07:24,419 I guess I don't need my kenny the cat 180 00:07:24,421 --> 00:07:27,422 Fan club membership card anymore... 181 00:07:27,424 --> 00:07:30,092 Or these kenny the cat posters. 182 00:07:30,094 --> 00:07:31,793 Oh, kenny, how could you? 183 00:07:31,795 --> 00:07:34,129 you were my idol. 184 00:07:34,131 --> 00:07:36,465 You know, I should really talk about this with someone 185 00:07:36,467 --> 00:07:38,467 Or I might get depressed. 186 00:07:38,469 --> 00:07:42,237 - Spongebob, please, let me explain. 187 00:07:42,239 --> 00:07:45,140 I'm just a cat with a dream— 188 00:07:45,142 --> 00:07:48,443 A dream to give the gift of hope. 189 00:07:48,445 --> 00:07:52,748 See, above water, I'm a nobody— 190 00:07:52,750 --> 00:07:55,050 Just another annoying cat. 191 00:07:55,052 --> 00:07:58,653 But down here, I'm someone special, 192 00:07:58,655 --> 00:08:01,223 Someone who can make people happy. 193 00:08:01,225 --> 00:08:03,925 And if making the world a happier place 194 00:08:03,927 --> 00:08:05,961 Makes me a criminal... 195 00:08:07,064 --> 00:08:11,299 Then lock me up and throw away the key. 196 00:08:11,301 --> 00:08:13,735 Have mercy! 197 00:08:14,405 --> 00:08:15,504 - All right, kenny, all right. 198 00:08:15,506 --> 00:08:16,972 I promise I won't tell anyone. 199 00:08:16,974 --> 00:08:19,141 - Really? - Yes, really. 200 00:08:19,143 --> 00:08:20,609 - All right! 201 00:08:20,611 --> 00:08:21,410 Thanks, bub. 202 00:08:21,412 --> 00:08:24,279 You're the best friend I ever had. 203 00:08:24,281 --> 00:08:26,815 Now if you'll excuse moi, 204 00:08:26,817 --> 00:08:29,885 I gotta sign some autographs. 205 00:08:29,887 --> 00:08:33,021 - Ah, the cat of the hour is back. 206 00:08:35,526 --> 00:08:39,494 All right. You ready to sign for these fine dollars— 207 00:08:39,496 --> 00:08:40,529 I mean, uh, suckers— 208 00:08:40,531 --> 00:08:42,397 I mean, uh, some autographs. 209 00:08:44,435 --> 00:08:45,267 Well, all righty then. 210 00:08:45,269 --> 00:08:48,737 That's what the consuming public wants to hear. 211 00:08:48,739 --> 00:08:50,172 - Sir, I just wanna say that 212 00:08:50,174 --> 00:08:51,273 You're the biggest inspiration 213 00:08:51,275 --> 00:08:53,074 Myself and my friends have ever known. 214 00:08:53,076 --> 00:08:54,609 Your ability to hold your breath 215 00:08:54,611 --> 00:08:56,978 Has changed our lives forever. 216 00:09:00,516 --> 00:09:02,851 - "you're welcome. I've been holding my breath 217 00:09:02,853 --> 00:09:04,686 "for more than 20 years, no problem. 218 00:09:04,688 --> 00:09:09,424 You can too, signed kenny the breath-holding cat." 219 00:09:09,426 --> 00:09:10,125 - Hi, kenny. 220 00:09:10,127 --> 00:09:11,526 Mind if I get your signature? 221 00:09:11,528 --> 00:09:12,994 Gee, it sure is nice to meet another 222 00:09:12,996 --> 00:09:16,198 Air-breathing, warm-blooded varmint down here. 223 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:17,098 - Mm-hmm. 224 00:09:17,100 --> 00:09:19,167 - Just out of scientific curiosity, 225 00:09:19,169 --> 00:09:21,803 How do you hold your breath for so long? 226 00:09:21,805 --> 00:09:22,904 - Uh, we needn't burden ourselves 227 00:09:22,906 --> 00:09:25,841 With such needless scientific technicalities, sandy. 228 00:09:25,843 --> 00:09:27,542 - I'm just wondering, spongebob. 229 00:09:27,544 --> 00:09:30,645 I mean, he does defy all scientific logic, 230 00:09:30,647 --> 00:09:33,114 Considering the fact that all air-breathing mammals 231 00:09:33,116 --> 00:09:35,050 Need oxygen to the brain and lungs 232 00:09:35,052 --> 00:09:37,786 To survive for more than three minutes. 233 00:09:37,788 --> 00:09:40,088 - Hey, maybe we should show our fine guest 234 00:09:40,090 --> 00:09:41,690 A little more hospitality, hm? 235 00:09:41,692 --> 00:09:43,758 - What has gotten into you, spongebob? 236 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:46,495 Can't I talk about what must surely be happening 237 00:09:46,497 --> 00:09:48,597 From a biological standpoint? 238 00:09:48,599 --> 00:09:50,599 I mean, like, the lack of oxygen 239 00:09:50,601 --> 00:09:53,268 Will tighten the capillaries in the lungs, 240 00:09:53,270 --> 00:09:55,871 Causing a dangerous level of carbon monoxide 241 00:09:55,873 --> 00:09:58,940 To rise in the bloodstream, which in turn 242 00:09:58,942 --> 00:10:01,810 Leads to a ghostly blue color to the skin, 243 00:10:01,812 --> 00:10:04,779 Followed by eventual unconsciousness. 244 00:10:04,781 --> 00:10:07,048 - I can't take it! 245 00:10:07,050 --> 00:10:10,785 I need oxygen! 246 00:10:15,425 --> 00:10:16,725 Ahh. 247 00:10:16,727 --> 00:10:18,927 - I knew kenny was a fake. 248 00:10:21,131 --> 00:10:22,364 - Liar! 249 00:10:22,366 --> 00:10:23,732 - No! Come back. 250 00:10:23,734 --> 00:10:27,569 Ah, thanks a lot, you air-breathing charlatan. 251 00:10:27,571 --> 00:10:32,440 And you can forget about these free condiments too. 252 00:10:32,442 --> 00:10:33,375 - Gee, kenny. 253 00:10:33,377 --> 00:10:35,944 I sure am sorry if I ruined your career. 254 00:10:35,946 --> 00:10:37,879 - Aw, it's okay, spongebob. 255 00:10:37,881 --> 00:10:41,416 Maybe the whole shamble is a big wake-up call 256 00:10:41,418 --> 00:10:43,251 To be honest. 257 00:10:43,253 --> 00:10:44,719 - Hey, I got an idea. 258 00:10:44,721 --> 00:10:46,621 Most cats hate water, right? 259 00:10:46,623 --> 00:10:49,124 Well, you can be the cat that likes water. 260 00:10:49,126 --> 00:10:51,126 That way, you're still special. 261 00:10:51,128 --> 00:10:52,994 - I like it! 262 00:10:52,996 --> 00:10:55,497 - Just get out of here already. 263 00:10:55,499 --> 00:10:59,935 You can never trust a cat— or is it a dog? 264 00:11:17,588 --> 00:11:19,654 - Squidward! - Aah! 265 00:11:19,656 --> 00:11:20,488 What is your problem? 266 00:11:20,490 --> 00:11:23,191 - My problem is that you aren't working, 267 00:11:23,193 --> 00:11:26,328 Which means I lose m-u-n-e-e, 268 00:11:26,330 --> 00:11:29,898 Which means you lose your j-o-b. 269 00:11:29,900 --> 00:11:30,665 - Remind me again. 270 00:11:30,667 --> 00:11:33,068 Is that good news or bad news? 271 00:11:33,070 --> 00:11:34,436 - Tentacles, I mean it. 272 00:11:34,438 --> 00:11:37,072 You get back to mindin' that register. 273 00:11:37,074 --> 00:11:39,240 - Minding it for which customer? 274 00:11:40,577 --> 00:11:41,376 - I see your point. 275 00:11:41,378 --> 00:11:43,111 But still, I'm not paying you 276 00:11:43,113 --> 00:11:45,146 To dream sweet nothings. 277 00:11:45,148 --> 00:11:46,314 Do something. 278 00:11:46,316 --> 00:11:47,983 Pick up a mop, a broom, 279 00:11:47,985 --> 00:11:50,719 A window wiper, a spatula even. 280 00:11:50,721 --> 00:11:53,388 - Spongebob's got that covered. 281 00:12:01,530 --> 00:12:03,064 dust specks on the window! 282 00:12:03,066 --> 00:12:06,167 Don't worry, boss man, I got it covered. 283 00:12:07,971 --> 00:12:08,770 That's better. 284 00:12:08,772 --> 00:12:12,674 Ooh, sounds like the dishes are done soaking. 285 00:12:15,646 --> 00:12:19,381 - That's a perfect example of what I'm talking about— 286 00:12:19,383 --> 00:12:20,815 Stayin' busy. 287 00:12:20,817 --> 00:12:23,985 - I was busy, trying to forget about this place 288 00:12:23,987 --> 00:12:25,086 Till you woke me up. 289 00:12:25,088 --> 00:12:27,822 - Okay, have it your way, squidward. 290 00:12:27,824 --> 00:12:29,190 Since you can't be bothered 291 00:12:29,192 --> 00:12:30,859 To take the initiative yourself, 292 00:12:30,861 --> 00:12:34,362 It's clear I must assign tasks to you. 293 00:12:34,364 --> 00:12:36,998 Hm. Mr. Squidward, scrub the walls 294 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:40,435 Of the krusty krab till they gleam. 295 00:12:40,437 --> 00:12:43,972 - Already done, sir. 296 00:12:44,974 --> 00:12:46,708 - Oh, well, that's very nice, boy. 297 00:12:46,710 --> 00:12:48,109 Thank you. But, you see, 298 00:12:48,111 --> 00:12:50,311 I'm trying to give squidward a task. 299 00:12:50,313 --> 00:12:53,715 - Hm. Well, the smoke duct needs sweeping. 300 00:12:53,717 --> 00:12:55,950 - Excellent idea, mr. Squarepants. 301 00:12:55,952 --> 00:12:59,254 Squidward, I'd like you to sweep— 302 00:13:01,425 --> 00:13:02,691 - Done and dusted. 303 00:13:03,560 --> 00:13:07,729 - Nice working conditions, but no thanks. 304 00:13:07,731 --> 00:13:08,730 - Ooh, is that so? 305 00:13:08,732 --> 00:13:10,699 Perhaps you'd prefer scraping the gum 306 00:13:10,701 --> 00:13:12,434 Off the underside of these tables. 307 00:13:12,436 --> 00:13:16,638 - Oh, a restaurant employee handling chewed bubblegum? 308 00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:18,907 That's gotta violate a lot of health codes. 309 00:13:18,909 --> 00:13:22,210 - Not if you wear gloves, it doesn't. 310 00:13:22,212 --> 00:13:25,213 Mind if I take this to patrick after work, mr. Krabs? 311 00:13:25,215 --> 00:13:27,315 - I guess spongebob has a handle 312 00:13:27,317 --> 00:13:28,750 On all the krusty krab duties. 313 00:13:28,752 --> 00:13:33,188 Which leaves you with all the extracurriculars— 314 00:13:33,190 --> 00:13:35,590 Like shining me shoes. 315 00:13:35,592 --> 00:13:37,792 - Sorry. All out of polish. 316 00:13:37,794 --> 00:13:39,894 - But I'm not. 317 00:13:39,896 --> 00:13:44,432 - Wash me boat! 318 00:13:49,238 --> 00:13:50,038 - Listen, squidward. 319 00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:52,440 I'm gonna get a full day's work out of you, 320 00:13:52,442 --> 00:13:53,475 One way or another. 321 00:13:53,477 --> 00:13:56,077 - It doesn't matter what you want me to do, 322 00:13:56,079 --> 00:13:57,579 I won't do it. 323 00:13:58,582 --> 00:14:00,348 oh, yeah? 324 00:14:00,350 --> 00:14:01,116 Fine. 325 00:14:01,118 --> 00:14:02,550 If you refuse to work, 326 00:14:02,552 --> 00:14:05,320 Then I can't be held responsible. 327 00:14:05,322 --> 00:14:08,623 - Responsible for what, mr. Krabs? 328 00:14:08,625 --> 00:14:10,325 - For... 329 00:14:10,327 --> 00:14:12,260 For... 330 00:14:12,262 --> 00:14:18,166 A visit from the yeti crab! 331 00:14:18,168 --> 00:14:20,335 the yeti crab? 332 00:14:20,337 --> 00:14:20,869 - Yeah. 333 00:14:20,871 --> 00:14:24,305 Everybody's heard of the abominable yeti crab— 334 00:14:24,307 --> 00:14:29,177 With his long white hair and six-pack abs 335 00:14:29,179 --> 00:14:31,379 And yellow teeth. 336 00:14:31,381 --> 00:14:32,881 And everybody knows that he only 337 00:14:32,883 --> 00:14:35,150 Comes out of his mountain cave 338 00:14:35,152 --> 00:14:39,487 To feed on lazy workers. 339 00:14:39,489 --> 00:14:41,589 He's attracted to the scent. 340 00:14:41,591 --> 00:14:45,326 He can smell your lazy, lazy stench 341 00:14:45,328 --> 00:14:48,296 From hundreds of miles away. 342 00:14:48,298 --> 00:14:48,997 - Aah! Aah! Aah! 343 00:14:48,999 --> 00:14:50,498 Oh, wait. What am I worried about? 344 00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:53,034 I'm a hardworking self-motivated sponge. 345 00:14:53,036 --> 00:14:55,170 - Yes, but that won't make any difference. 346 00:14:55,172 --> 00:14:58,706 Because of your proximity to squidward's laziness, 347 00:14:58,708 --> 00:15:01,509 You will be eaten. 348 00:15:01,511 --> 00:15:04,312 Squidward and I are as close as brothers. 349 00:15:04,314 --> 00:15:05,113 - Ludicrous. 350 00:15:05,115 --> 00:15:06,014 - You won't think so 351 00:15:06,016 --> 00:15:09,717 When that big hairy feller wants to eat ya. 352 00:15:10,887 --> 00:15:13,054 Yeah, now listen up, boys. 353 00:15:13,056 --> 00:15:15,857 Boss man krabs is steppin' out for a minute, 354 00:15:15,859 --> 00:15:18,359 But I want this tub of laundry done 355 00:15:18,361 --> 00:15:19,961 Before I get back. 356 00:15:19,963 --> 00:15:20,495 Or— 357 00:15:20,497 --> 00:15:23,765 - Or the yeti crab will smell our laziness and eat us. 358 00:15:23,767 --> 00:15:24,999 - Precisely. 359 00:15:25,001 --> 00:15:26,768 See ya, boys. 360 00:15:26,770 --> 00:15:27,468 - Whatever. 361 00:15:27,470 --> 00:15:28,837 - Squidward, what are you doing? 362 00:15:28,839 --> 00:15:31,439 oh, no. Your lack of work is taking on an odor. 363 00:15:31,441 --> 00:15:33,975 - You're sure it's not these you're smelling? 364 00:15:33,977 --> 00:15:35,643 - If the yeti crab catches wind of it, 365 00:15:35,645 --> 00:15:39,747 He's gonna, you know, eat us. 366 00:15:39,749 --> 00:15:41,149 - Oh, come on, spongebob. 367 00:15:41,151 --> 00:15:45,320 Krabs's yeti story is a complete and total crock. 368 00:15:45,322 --> 00:15:46,287 squidward! 369 00:15:46,289 --> 00:15:48,590 Mr. Krabs would never make up something like that. 370 00:15:48,592 --> 00:15:52,360 - You can believe in whatever garbage you want to, 371 00:15:52,362 --> 00:15:54,229 Just do it away from me. 372 00:15:54,231 --> 00:15:57,432 Now run along and wash krabs's undies. 373 00:15:57,434 --> 00:16:00,134 - You got it, squidward. 374 00:16:01,437 --> 00:16:05,340 Anything to keep that yeti crab at bay. 375 00:16:43,646 --> 00:16:46,114 - Let me out of here, you hairy brute. 376 00:16:46,116 --> 00:16:48,883 I can find my own food. 377 00:16:56,225 --> 00:16:58,593 - Good day, sir. Are you yeti to order? 378 00:16:59,663 --> 00:17:00,895 Oh, squidward! 379 00:17:00,897 --> 00:17:02,263 - What, what, what? Huh? 380 00:17:02,265 --> 00:17:03,798 - You are not gonna believe this. 381 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:05,566 There's a yeti crab at table seven, 382 00:17:05,568 --> 00:17:08,002 And he is sniffing out the lazy. 383 00:17:08,004 --> 00:17:09,837 of course he is. 384 00:17:09,839 --> 00:17:10,872 Nice costume, eugene. 385 00:17:10,874 --> 00:17:14,509 Couldn't you at least had it dry-cleaned or pressed? 386 00:17:16,947 --> 00:17:19,013 - Didn't brush this morning, did we? 387 00:17:19,015 --> 00:17:20,682 - Please don't eat us, mr. Yeti. 388 00:17:20,684 --> 00:17:21,549 We're not lazy. 389 00:17:21,551 --> 00:17:23,885 - Oh, yes, I am. - Oh, boy. 390 00:17:23,887 --> 00:17:25,086 I'll have to work twice as hard 391 00:17:25,088 --> 00:17:27,956 To make up for squidward's laziness. 392 00:17:32,295 --> 00:17:33,428 A wobbly table? 393 00:17:33,430 --> 00:17:36,898 Oh, we can't have that. 394 00:17:39,335 --> 00:17:41,102 come on. 395 00:17:41,104 --> 00:17:42,770 No. Here. 396 00:17:44,441 --> 00:17:47,842 - There, perfect. 397 00:17:47,844 --> 00:17:48,476 Yikes! 398 00:17:48,478 --> 00:17:50,979 Time to top off the mustard. 399 00:17:56,252 --> 00:17:57,051 See, I'm busy. 400 00:17:57,053 --> 00:17:58,653 I'm organizing the spice racks... 401 00:17:58,655 --> 00:18:00,588 By color. 402 00:18:00,590 --> 00:18:04,158 - Ooh. 403 00:18:07,830 --> 00:18:08,997 - I guess while I'm down here, 404 00:18:08,999 --> 00:18:11,766 I'll hit the ol' grease traps again. 405 00:18:19,641 --> 00:18:22,543 Ahh. 406 00:18:25,281 --> 00:18:29,017 - Aah! I'm not lazy. Don't eat me. 407 00:18:31,087 --> 00:18:33,721 - I'm sorry, mr. Yeti crab. 408 00:18:34,424 --> 00:18:38,459 I almost feel sorry for the little nimrod. 409 00:18:39,294 --> 00:18:40,962 What the— do you mind? 410 00:18:40,964 --> 00:18:43,531 - Sorry, squidward, just varnishing the ceiling. 411 00:18:43,533 --> 00:18:46,334 - Oh, I hope you're happy, mr. Krabs. 412 00:18:46,336 --> 00:18:47,635 You're driving him insane. 413 00:18:47,637 --> 00:18:48,736 - yeah, yeah, yeah. 414 00:18:48,738 --> 00:18:51,005 You'll eat me if I'm lazy, whatever. 415 00:18:55,745 --> 00:18:59,313 - Not the home and garden section! 416 00:18:59,315 --> 00:19:00,615 Spongebob? 417 00:19:00,617 --> 00:19:01,549 - Huh? Oh, sorry. 418 00:19:01,551 --> 00:19:03,818 Just making sure all the rivets are securely welded. 419 00:19:03,820 --> 00:19:07,221 - Spongebob, we have no customers today. 420 00:19:07,223 --> 00:19:08,923 Ergo, we have nothing to do, 421 00:19:08,925 --> 00:19:10,992 No matter what that buffoon wants you to think. 422 00:19:10,994 --> 00:19:13,094 squidward, he might hear you. 423 00:19:13,096 --> 00:19:14,562 Don't worry, mr. Yeti crab. 424 00:19:14,564 --> 00:19:16,397 We have plenty to do. 425 00:19:16,399 --> 00:19:18,032 I can replenish the toilet paper. 426 00:19:18,034 --> 00:19:19,734 And redecorate mr. Krabs's office. 427 00:19:19,736 --> 00:19:22,870 And refold the napkins into origami figures. 428 00:19:22,872 --> 00:19:24,105 Knit straw cozies. 429 00:19:24,107 --> 00:19:26,174 Clean the soap. Replane the grill. 430 00:19:26,176 --> 00:19:28,776 Washing inside the walls. 431 00:19:28,778 --> 00:19:31,779 Sucking up every dust particle in the restaurant. 432 00:19:34,350 --> 00:19:36,784 - Have you lost it, spongebob? 433 00:19:36,786 --> 00:19:37,752 - Lost it? 434 00:19:38,855 --> 00:19:42,857 Lost it? What a silly thing to say. 435 00:19:43,725 --> 00:19:45,426 Aah! 436 00:19:46,062 --> 00:19:50,198 Guess I'm down to the comics section. 437 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:52,667 - Squidward! 438 00:19:52,669 --> 00:19:53,434 You were right. 439 00:19:53,436 --> 00:19:55,403 There's no more work to do. 440 00:19:55,405 --> 00:19:58,706 I have done it all... 441 00:20:00,009 --> 00:20:04,212 - Which means he is gonna eat us! 442 00:20:04,214 --> 00:20:05,947 - That does it. 443 00:20:05,949 --> 00:20:10,118 I have had it with this ridiculous ruse. 444 00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:16,757 Using fear to prey on a feeble mind. 445 00:20:16,759 --> 00:20:21,295 Even spongebob doesn't deserve that. 446 00:20:21,297 --> 00:20:24,031 Enjoy spooking the witless, eh, krabs? 447 00:20:24,033 --> 00:20:27,969 Well, we'll just see how you like it. 448 00:20:31,441 --> 00:20:35,943 See? I can dress up as a convincing yeti crab too. 449 00:20:38,448 --> 00:20:40,781 - T-t-two yeti crabs? 450 00:20:44,754 --> 00:20:47,755 - Take off that phony suit, mr. Krabs. 451 00:20:47,757 --> 00:20:49,757 You're not fooling anybody. 452 00:20:49,759 --> 00:20:51,292 - I'm back, fellers. 453 00:20:51,294 --> 00:20:52,793 - Sorry, mr. Krabs. I'm a little busy 454 00:20:52,795 --> 00:20:56,030 Trying to pull off this stupid mask of yours. 455 00:20:56,032 --> 00:20:57,131 - Uh, squidward? 456 00:20:57,133 --> 00:20:59,000 - What? Oh. 457 00:21:05,474 --> 00:21:08,209 - We're as good as yeti food. 458 00:21:08,211 --> 00:21:09,577 I blame squidward. 459 00:21:09,579 --> 00:21:12,780 - Guys, do you hear that? 460 00:21:12,782 --> 00:21:14,749 - You mean the sound of my own flesh 461 00:21:14,751 --> 00:21:15,816 Sizzling to a crisp? 462 00:21:15,818 --> 00:21:19,420 - No, I'm talking about the sound of a hungry customer. 463 00:21:19,422 --> 00:21:21,389 He doesn't wanna eat us for being lazy. 464 00:21:21,391 --> 00:21:24,292 He wants to eat us because he's hungry. 465 00:21:24,294 --> 00:21:27,495 Fellas, leave this to me. 466 00:21:39,275 --> 00:21:40,708 - Way to go, boy. 467 00:21:40,710 --> 00:21:42,143 He loves it. 468 00:21:42,979 --> 00:21:45,213 And look, he's a paying customer. 469 00:21:45,215 --> 00:21:48,716 Come back and see us anytime, mr. Yeti crab. 470 00:21:48,718 --> 00:21:51,385 Hey, what are you two doing standing idle? 471 00:21:51,387 --> 00:21:53,754 Squidward, scrape out the crow's nest. 472 00:21:53,756 --> 00:21:55,156 - No. - Done. 473 00:21:55,158 --> 00:21:57,158 - Refinish me floors. - No. 474 00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:58,626 - Done. - Build me a new safe. 475 00:21:58,628 --> 00:22:00,628 - Nuh-uh. - Consider it done.