1 00:00:00,015 --> 00:00:01,983 SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready? 2 00:00:01,983 --> 00:00:04,219 SpongeBob SquarePants! 3 00:00:04,219 --> 00:00:06,154 SpongeBob SquarePants! 4 00:00:06,154 --> 00:00:08,123 SpongeBob SquarePants! 5 00:00:08,123 --> 00:00:09,324 - SpongeBob 6 00:00:09,324 --> 00:00:11,559 SquarePants! 7 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:33,450 - La da dee, la da dum, la da doo 8 00:00:33,450 --> 00:00:35,686 La da dee, la da dum, la da doo 9 00:00:41,692 --> 00:00:44,161 Ah! 10 00:00:53,771 --> 00:00:55,506 Huh? 11 00:00:58,542 --> 00:01:01,679 - Hey! 12 00:01:01,679 --> 00:01:04,048 Whatcha doing? 13 00:01:04,048 --> 00:01:05,716 - I'm busy! 14 00:01:05,716 --> 00:01:07,084 - How busy would you say you are 15 00:01:07,084 --> 00:01:08,586 on a scale of eight to nine? 16 00:01:08,586 --> 00:01:09,887 - 14! 17 00:01:09,887 --> 00:01:11,455 - Squidward, I'm no mathematologist 18 00:01:11,455 --> 00:01:13,157 but that seems like a lot. 19 00:01:13,157 --> 00:01:16,460 - It is! 20 00:01:16,460 --> 00:01:17,761 - Okay, quick survey! 21 00:01:17,761 --> 00:01:20,831 Are you "busy-busy" or just "busy"? 22 00:01:20,831 --> 00:01:22,566 - What's "busy-busy"? 23 00:01:22,566 --> 00:01:23,767 No, no, no, don't tell me, don't tell me! 24 00:01:23,767 --> 00:01:25,369 Don't tell me anything. 25 00:01:25,369 --> 00:01:28,806 Don't even tell me what you're doing here. 26 00:01:28,806 --> 00:01:30,107 - I found a jump rope. 27 00:01:30,107 --> 00:01:32,409 - I said not to tell me! 28 00:01:32,409 --> 00:01:35,813 You're ruining my perfect afternoon. 29 00:01:35,813 --> 00:01:38,215 I'm spending some quality time 30 00:01:38,215 --> 00:01:41,151 with someone who is very important to me. 31 00:01:41,151 --> 00:01:45,055 - Oh, who's the lucky— 32 00:01:45,055 --> 00:01:48,158 - Ah, perfectly browned toast points. 33 00:01:48,158 --> 00:01:50,828 Sparkling kelp juice. 34 00:01:50,828 --> 00:01:52,763 Here's to me. 35 00:01:53,764 --> 00:01:56,834 Oh, that simpering buffoon! 36 00:01:56,834 --> 00:01:58,802 - You have a great vocabulary. 37 00:01:58,802 --> 00:01:59,904 - I know. 38 00:01:59,904 --> 00:02:03,841 - Indubitably. 39 00:02:03,841 --> 00:02:07,578 - Go away! 40 00:02:07,578 --> 00:02:09,046 - Okay. 41 00:02:09,046 --> 00:02:11,048 - Wait! I thought you were some other idiot. 42 00:02:11,048 --> 00:02:15,586 - No, I guess I'm just this idiot. 43 00:02:25,262 --> 00:02:28,866 Why... It's beautiful. 44 00:02:28,866 --> 00:02:32,336 - "You are cordially invited to the fanciest and shmansiest 45 00:02:32,336 --> 00:02:34,371 "artistic event of the season, 46 00:02:34,371 --> 00:02:37,741 the opening of Galleria Diphtheria..." 47 00:02:37,741 --> 00:02:39,310 Oh, I've heard of that! 48 00:02:39,310 --> 00:02:42,346 "Bikini Bottom's most exclusive fine arts showcase. 49 00:02:42,346 --> 00:02:44,782 "This invitation guarantees the admittance 50 00:02:44,782 --> 00:02:46,650 "of Squidward Tentacles... 51 00:02:46,650 --> 00:02:49,753 "Squidward Tentacles 52 00:02:49,753 --> 00:02:51,956 Ploos Onay?" 53 00:02:51,956 --> 00:02:53,324 - It's a plus one. 54 00:02:53,324 --> 00:02:54,892 - Aah! What are you still doing here? 55 00:02:54,892 --> 00:02:57,628 - It's not Ploos Onay. 56 00:02:57,628 --> 00:03:00,865 It says "plus one." 57 00:03:00,865 --> 00:03:01,932 - Plus one. 58 00:03:01,932 --> 00:03:05,336 Oh, yeah, of course, plus one. 59 00:03:05,336 --> 00:03:07,438 Sure... What's a plus one? 60 00:03:07,438 --> 00:03:09,607 - Well, when you get an invitation to a party, 61 00:03:09,607 --> 00:03:13,344 sometimes they put "plus one" on it to tell you it's okay 62 00:03:13,344 --> 00:03:14,578 to bring along a friend. 63 00:03:14,578 --> 00:03:16,013 - Do you have to do it? 64 00:03:16,013 --> 00:03:19,083 - Well, no, you could go alone. 65 00:03:19,083 --> 00:03:20,718 It's just that everyone would laugh at you, 66 00:03:20,718 --> 00:03:23,153 'cause they'd think you were a friendless loser. 67 00:03:23,153 --> 00:03:24,555 - What? Do you want me to call your supervisor 68 00:03:24,555 --> 00:03:27,725 and tell him you're just standing around? 69 00:03:31,729 --> 00:03:35,099 - You need to find a friend to take as your plus one. 70 00:03:35,099 --> 00:03:36,300 Somebody like me? 71 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:38,736 - Aah! - I like openings. 72 00:03:38,736 --> 00:03:40,738 - No! Not like you. 73 00:03:44,008 --> 00:03:47,344 - Come on, jump rope. I guess it's just you and me. 74 00:03:50,548 --> 00:03:53,551 - Let's see here... Friends! 75 00:03:56,887 --> 00:03:59,623 Friends. 76 00:03:59,623 --> 00:04:02,927 Friends. 77 00:04:06,497 --> 00:04:07,865 Hmm. Yeah. 78 00:04:07,865 --> 00:04:10,668 I wonder if I still have my receipt for this thing. 79 00:04:10,668 --> 00:04:11,769 No big deal. 80 00:04:11,769 --> 00:04:14,572 Anybody can make a friend by... 81 00:04:14,572 --> 00:04:16,106 Tonight? 82 00:04:16,106 --> 00:04:19,210 Let's see, there must be someone. 83 00:04:19,210 --> 00:04:20,778 Who's a real part of your life, Squidward? 84 00:04:20,778 --> 00:04:23,447 Who do you see every single day? 85 00:04:23,447 --> 00:04:26,150 Who do you know like the back of your suction cups? 86 00:04:28,552 --> 00:04:31,856 But of course! It's so simple. 87 00:04:33,724 --> 00:04:37,728 - SpongeBob, I have something to ask you. 88 00:04:37,728 --> 00:04:39,430 - Of course I'll go to the opening with you! 89 00:04:39,430 --> 00:04:40,831 - That wasn't the question. 90 00:04:40,831 --> 00:04:42,566 Which way did the mailman go? 91 00:04:42,566 --> 00:04:43,868 - Oh. 92 00:04:43,868 --> 00:04:46,036 He said he had a package for the Widow Duncan. 93 00:04:46,036 --> 00:04:47,605 I think he went— 94 00:04:49,874 --> 00:04:52,810 - And then you just initial it there, and we're all set. 95 00:04:52,810 --> 00:04:54,578 - Hey! There you are! 96 00:04:54,578 --> 00:04:55,446 - Not in the face! 97 00:04:55,446 --> 00:04:56,747 - What? What are you...? 98 00:04:56,747 --> 00:04:58,282 Oh. 99 00:04:58,282 --> 00:05:01,819 You always were a big kidder, huh? 100 00:05:01,819 --> 00:05:05,122 M-Mailman... Guy. 101 00:05:05,122 --> 00:05:07,258 - Actually I am not a kidder. 102 00:05:07,258 --> 00:05:09,293 I'm much more of an introvert. 103 00:05:09,293 --> 00:05:11,195 - I love introverts! 104 00:05:11,195 --> 00:05:15,099 Why, I'm an introvert! 105 00:05:17,768 --> 00:05:19,436 - You are? 106 00:05:19,436 --> 00:05:22,773 - Say, I bet we have a lot in common. 107 00:05:22,773 --> 00:05:25,309 - Oh, gee, I don't know. 108 00:05:25,309 --> 00:05:27,144 I'm just a regular guy. 109 00:05:27,144 --> 00:05:28,512 When I'm not being a mailman, 110 00:05:28,512 --> 00:05:30,848 I love going to fancy art galleries. 111 00:05:30,848 --> 00:05:31,849 - That's me! 112 00:05:31,849 --> 00:05:33,350 - And eating delicious food. 113 00:05:33,350 --> 00:05:35,819 - Oh, delicious food is my favorite kind of food! 114 00:05:35,819 --> 00:05:38,189 Especially when that delicious food is something you can... 115 00:05:38,189 --> 00:05:40,558 Spread on a toast point! 116 00:05:46,263 --> 00:05:48,199 - Once you've had pointed toast, 117 00:05:48,199 --> 00:05:50,634 you just never want any other kind. 118 00:05:50,634 --> 00:05:51,936 - Right? 119 00:05:51,936 --> 00:05:53,904 And if there's one thing I hate, it's... 120 00:05:53,904 --> 00:05:55,272 - SpongeBob. - Clarinets. 121 00:05:55,272 --> 00:05:56,807 - Yeah, I know it—what? 122 00:05:56,807 --> 00:05:58,042 - I mean, what kind of maniac 123 00:05:58,042 --> 00:05:59,844 can enjoy the sound of a clarinet? 124 00:05:59,844 --> 00:06:02,346 That squeaky, hollow, kind of piercing howl 125 00:06:02,346 --> 00:06:04,448 from the very pits of Gehenna. 126 00:06:04,448 --> 00:06:06,517 Only a deluded blowhard with nothing to lose 127 00:06:06,517 --> 00:06:09,453 could pick up a—ugh—clarinet and think, 128 00:06:09,453 --> 00:06:10,788 "Yeah, this is for me. 129 00:06:10,788 --> 00:06:13,157 Let me inflict this pain on the world." 130 00:06:13,157 --> 00:06:14,191 Am I right, buddy? 131 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:19,063 Buddy? 132 00:06:19,063 --> 00:06:22,066 Stupid, stupid, stupid! 133 00:06:22,066 --> 00:06:24,969 Why are you so darn opinionated, Norton? 134 00:06:24,969 --> 00:06:27,705 All you do with your searing yet admirable honesty 135 00:06:27,705 --> 00:06:29,473 is drive everyone away. 136 00:06:29,473 --> 00:06:32,176 When's Norton's time? 137 00:06:32,176 --> 00:06:36,113 When's Norton's time to shine? 138 00:06:36,113 --> 00:06:37,348 - Oh, Norton! 139 00:06:37,348 --> 00:06:40,417 I've always taken a shine to you. 140 00:06:47,024 --> 00:06:50,160 - Oh, you think you know a guy. 141 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:51,328 Oh, who are you kidding? 142 00:06:51,328 --> 00:06:53,297 It's not in the cards for you. 143 00:06:53,297 --> 00:06:57,201 I bet not even this old tin can would be my friend. 144 00:06:57,201 --> 00:06:59,403 - I'll be your friend. 145 00:06:59,403 --> 00:07:01,772 - Who is this? - It's me, SpongeBob. 146 00:07:04,642 --> 00:07:05,576 - SpongeBob! 147 00:07:05,576 --> 00:07:06,844 - Yes, I'm still here. 148 00:07:06,844 --> 00:07:09,813 - I need to ask you something important. 149 00:07:09,813 --> 00:07:12,516 - You don't have to ask me three times! 150 00:07:12,516 --> 00:07:17,154 - Will you tell Larry I want to talk to him? 151 00:07:17,154 --> 00:07:18,589 - Oh. 152 00:07:18,589 --> 00:07:20,324 Okie doke. 153 00:07:21,559 --> 00:07:24,929 - So, Squidward, whatcha wanna talk about? 154 00:07:24,929 --> 00:07:29,466 - Well, it's kind of hard to put into words. 155 00:07:29,466 --> 00:07:31,368 - Oh, I've been there, amigo. 156 00:07:31,368 --> 00:07:32,903 - You have? - Sure! 157 00:07:32,903 --> 00:07:35,406 But nothing clears the sawdust out of your brains 158 00:07:35,406 --> 00:07:38,242 quicker than a ride on a jet ski. 159 00:07:38,242 --> 00:07:40,211 Ever been on one of these little babies? 160 00:07:40,211 --> 00:07:42,813 - Uh, no, they always seemed a little... 161 00:07:42,813 --> 00:07:44,381 sporty for me. 162 00:07:44,381 --> 00:07:45,816 - Well, you only live once. 163 00:07:45,816 --> 00:07:50,221 And I just happen to have an extra helmet. 164 00:07:50,221 --> 00:07:52,456 - What the heck. 165 00:08:14,778 --> 00:08:15,779 - Hey! 166 00:08:40,504 --> 00:08:42,039 - We make quite a team! 167 00:08:42,039 --> 00:08:43,340 - I'll say! 168 00:08:43,340 --> 00:08:45,409 - You know, earlier today I met a jerk 169 00:08:45,409 --> 00:08:48,546 who said he didn't like clarinet music. 170 00:08:48,546 --> 00:08:50,848 - Hey, you know, that's very un-cool. 171 00:08:50,848 --> 00:08:52,917 What kind of thoughtless ding dong 172 00:08:52,917 --> 00:08:54,518 would knock another man's passion? 173 00:08:54,518 --> 00:08:56,287 - You know, you're all right, Lester. 174 00:08:56,287 --> 00:08:57,621 - It's Larry. - Whatever. 175 00:08:57,621 --> 00:09:00,224 The point is, do you want to go with me 176 00:09:00,224 --> 00:09:02,459 to a gallery opening tonight? 177 00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:05,129 - Well, that's not my kind of thing at all, 178 00:09:05,129 --> 00:09:07,865 but for you, sure. 179 00:09:07,865 --> 00:09:09,333 I just need to stop by the apartment 180 00:09:09,333 --> 00:09:12,203 and make myself a protein shake. 181 00:09:12,203 --> 00:09:15,105 - What? You don't need that glop. 182 00:09:15,105 --> 00:09:16,640 - Oh, I wouldn't call it glop. 183 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:19,310 Protein shakes saved my life, bro. 184 00:09:19,310 --> 00:09:21,178 - Oh, come on. It's a fad. 185 00:09:21,178 --> 00:09:23,581 You don't want to be one of those mindless rubes 186 00:09:23,581 --> 00:09:27,484 who marches around in a constant haze of stupidity. 187 00:09:27,484 --> 00:09:29,920 "I love protein shakes. 188 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:33,090 "I'm the most gullible rube on the planet. 189 00:09:33,090 --> 00:09:34,692 "Duh, duh, duh. 190 00:09:34,692 --> 00:09:38,262 Give me my stupid protein shake." 191 00:09:41,832 --> 00:09:46,437 - I mean... 192 00:09:46,437 --> 00:09:48,772 So, we still on for tonight? 193 00:09:48,772 --> 00:09:51,909 7:00-ish? 194 00:09:53,110 --> 00:09:55,479 I guess it's just you and me again. 195 00:09:58,549 --> 00:10:00,451 Ugh, what are you doing here? 196 00:10:00,451 --> 00:10:02,319 - Just playing draggy rope. You want to play? 197 00:10:02,319 --> 00:10:03,487 - No. 198 00:10:03,487 --> 00:10:05,055 You hold onto one end of the rope, 199 00:10:05,055 --> 00:10:07,157 and you drag it behind you like a sea snake is chasing you. 200 00:10:07,157 --> 00:10:08,158 Like this. Want to play? 201 00:10:08,158 --> 00:10:11,195 - Just get me out of here. 202 00:10:11,195 --> 00:10:12,329 - Will do. 203 00:10:20,237 --> 00:10:21,372 - Thanks. 204 00:10:21,372 --> 00:10:24,175 - Anything for a friend. 205 00:10:24,175 --> 00:10:26,343 - Friend? 206 00:10:31,215 --> 00:10:34,185 Would you be my plus one? 207 00:10:38,656 --> 00:10:43,093 Come on, SpongeBob. 208 00:10:43,093 --> 00:10:46,230 - And here comes Squidward Tentacles in what must be either 209 00:10:46,230 --> 00:10:48,532 a bizarre piece of performance art 210 00:10:48,532 --> 00:10:50,367 or the saddest display of loneliness 211 00:10:50,367 --> 00:10:53,037 it has ever been my displeasure to report. 212 00:10:53,037 --> 00:10:56,473 One is inclined to suspect the second thing I said. 213 00:10:56,473 --> 00:10:59,443 The thing about sadness. 214 00:11:00,477 --> 00:11:03,814 - You'll always be my plus one. 215 00:11:03,814 --> 00:11:05,549 - Aww. 216 00:11:28,895 --> 00:11:30,930 - All right, hold on a second, you freeloader. 217 00:11:30,930 --> 00:11:31,931 What are you doing here? 218 00:11:31,931 --> 00:11:33,500 - I'm here for lunch. 219 00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:36,069 - Did you bring money this time? 220 00:11:36,069 --> 00:11:37,237 - Yes. 221 00:11:39,939 --> 00:11:42,842 Let me see that. 222 00:11:48,915 --> 00:11:51,818 All right, tastes real. Now get in line. 223 00:11:51,818 --> 00:11:55,755 - Yes, sir. 224 00:11:55,755 --> 00:11:58,591 - Hey, how's that new Executive Treatment sandwich treating you? 225 00:11:58,591 --> 00:12:01,628 'Cause it's hitting all the quadrants of my hunger markets. 226 00:12:01,628 --> 00:12:04,030 - Mmm, quadrants. 227 00:12:04,030 --> 00:12:05,532 - You know, it reminds me of something I was saying 228 00:12:05,532 --> 00:12:07,167 about business the other day. 229 00:12:07,167 --> 00:12:10,236 - The satisfaction earnings of the fourth quarter of my lunch 230 00:12:10,236 --> 00:12:11,871 are off the charts. 231 00:12:13,039 --> 00:12:15,542 - And I love the way it tastes. 232 00:12:15,542 --> 00:12:16,810 - And business, my friend, 233 00:12:16,810 --> 00:12:18,411 is the business that I'm talking about. 234 00:12:18,411 --> 00:12:21,548 - Well, one can't have business without business, right? 235 00:12:21,548 --> 00:12:24,517 - Interesting point, Marv. How's your sandwich? 236 00:12:24,517 --> 00:12:26,119 - Absolutely spectacular. 237 00:12:26,119 --> 00:12:27,921 This new menu item is a business plan 238 00:12:27,921 --> 00:12:30,423 I can really get behind. 239 00:12:30,423 --> 00:12:33,393 - I tell you, this is one dynamic little sandwich. 240 00:12:33,393 --> 00:12:35,495 - With levels of proactiveness that are off the charts, 241 00:12:35,495 --> 00:12:36,930 business-wise. 242 00:12:36,930 --> 00:12:38,731 - It really appeals to my demographic. 243 00:12:38,731 --> 00:12:40,366 - Well, you are an executive 244 00:12:40,366 --> 00:12:41,935 in the fast-paced world of business. 245 00:12:41,935 --> 00:12:43,903 - Ha ha! That's for sure. 246 00:12:43,903 --> 00:12:45,572 - These guys talk funny words. 247 00:12:45,572 --> 00:12:48,942 - Oh, yeah, they're a riot. What can I get you? 248 00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:52,078 - I guess I'll have one of these business sandwiches 249 00:12:52,078 --> 00:12:53,780 everybody's talking about. 250 00:12:53,780 --> 00:12:57,550 - Ah, the Executive Treatment. - Is that what you call it? 251 00:12:57,550 --> 00:13:00,553 - Well, that's what Mr. Krabs makes me call it. 252 00:13:00,553 --> 00:13:03,490 It's really just a Krabby Patty that costs more, 253 00:13:03,490 --> 00:13:07,560 and SpongeBob wears a different tie when he makes it. 254 00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:09,662 - Oh, wow. I'll take seven. 255 00:13:09,662 --> 00:13:11,264 - Oh, I'm sorry, sir. 256 00:13:11,264 --> 00:13:14,901 The executive treatment is available to executives only. 257 00:13:14,901 --> 00:13:16,469 I'm not sorry. 258 00:13:16,469 --> 00:13:20,206 - But I've never wanted anything so much in my whole life 259 00:13:20,206 --> 00:13:22,675 since this morning when I wanted a doughnut 260 00:13:22,675 --> 00:13:24,244 and I ate that doughnut 261 00:13:24,244 --> 00:13:27,947 and it was great. 262 00:13:27,947 --> 00:13:31,050 That doughnut is gone. 263 00:13:31,050 --> 00:13:32,852 The doughnut is gone! 264 00:13:32,852 --> 00:13:37,190 - First of all, a lot of that doughnut is still on your face. 265 00:13:38,591 --> 00:13:41,928 - Now, where's my Executive Treatment? 266 00:13:41,928 --> 00:13:44,731 - I told you, it's for executives only. 267 00:13:44,731 --> 00:13:48,067 And you aren't even dressed like an executive. 268 00:13:48,067 --> 00:13:49,702 I could, of course, sell you 269 00:13:49,702 --> 00:13:54,340 an official Krusty Krab business tie for only $10. 270 00:13:54,340 --> 00:13:56,876 - Will the tie let me order the Executive Treatment? 271 00:13:56,876 --> 00:14:01,481 - Not on its own, no, but you could Krabby-size the tie 272 00:14:01,481 --> 00:14:03,817 and get a set of business glasses 273 00:14:03,817 --> 00:14:05,718 for an additional $10. 274 00:14:05,718 --> 00:14:08,788 - Oh, ho ho, I'd be stupid not to. 275 00:14:08,788 --> 00:14:10,723 - Well, you're half right. 276 00:14:10,723 --> 00:14:12,192 - Here's your 20 bucks. 277 00:14:12,192 --> 00:14:14,093 - Here's your glasses. - Thanks. 278 00:14:14,093 --> 00:14:18,531 I'll take one Executive Treatment, my good man. 279 00:14:18,531 --> 00:14:21,701 - Here's your Executive Treatment. 280 00:14:21,701 --> 00:14:23,436 - Here you go. 281 00:14:23,436 --> 00:14:24,904 - Oh, man. 282 00:14:24,904 --> 00:14:27,307 That looks executively delicious. 283 00:14:27,307 --> 00:14:28,775 - Carl, what are you doing standing around 284 00:14:28,775 --> 00:14:30,477 at a time like this? 285 00:14:30,477 --> 00:14:32,345 We're gonna be late for the big brainstorming meeting. 286 00:14:32,345 --> 00:14:35,081 Business. Business. Business. Business. 287 00:14:35,081 --> 00:14:37,750 - Save my sandwich for me, Squidward! 288 00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:39,686 Squidward! 289 00:14:39,686 --> 00:14:42,088 - Ah, I'll save it all right. 290 00:14:42,088 --> 00:14:44,824 I'll just put it here in the circular file. 291 00:14:47,427 --> 00:14:48,828 - What are you doing throwing away 292 00:14:48,828 --> 00:14:51,331 a perfectly sellable sandwich? 293 00:14:51,331 --> 00:14:54,968 Business. Business. Business. 294 00:14:54,968 --> 00:14:57,804 - No! Oh, no! 295 00:14:57,804 --> 00:14:59,305 Business. Business. Business. 296 00:14:59,305 --> 00:15:01,674 Business, business, business, business, business. 297 00:15:03,276 --> 00:15:07,213 Business, business, business, business. 298 00:15:07,213 --> 00:15:09,916 - No! 299 00:15:18,024 --> 00:15:19,759 No! 300 00:15:19,759 --> 00:15:23,496 Business. Business. 301 00:15:23,496 --> 00:15:25,865 - Not 4B! 302 00:15:25,865 --> 00:15:28,735 No! 303 00:15:28,735 --> 00:15:31,337 - Wow, you're very upset about Conference Room 4B. 304 00:15:31,337 --> 00:15:33,673 And I can't say I blame you, 305 00:15:33,673 --> 00:15:35,141 because Conference Room 4B 306 00:15:35,141 --> 00:15:37,043 is the most terrifying conference room 307 00:15:37,043 --> 00:15:38,511 in the whole building. 308 00:15:38,511 --> 00:15:40,680 More people have been fired in here 309 00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:43,349 than all the other conference rooms combined. 310 00:15:44,684 --> 00:15:46,653 - Save it for the big brainstorming meeting. 311 00:15:46,653 --> 00:15:49,622 Right here is where all the biggest business decisions 312 00:15:49,622 --> 00:15:51,291 in the business are made. 313 00:15:51,291 --> 00:15:54,394 Why, if an imposter were to be caught in here? Mm. 314 00:15:54,394 --> 00:15:57,197 - He'd be given a sandwich and sent on his way? 315 00:15:57,197 --> 00:16:00,066 - No. He'd be convicted as a corporate spy 316 00:16:00,066 --> 00:16:02,702 and sent to jail forever and ever and ever. 317 00:16:02,702 --> 00:16:04,070 Hey, where you going? 318 00:16:04,070 --> 00:16:06,072 - I think I forgot to... 319 00:16:06,072 --> 00:16:08,241 water my manatee. I'll just— 320 00:16:08,241 --> 00:16:12,178 - Gentlemen. Ladies. 321 00:16:12,178 --> 00:16:13,546 - Where am I? 322 00:16:13,546 --> 00:16:14,681 - Exactly. 323 00:16:14,681 --> 00:16:16,015 I like you, young man. 324 00:16:16,015 --> 00:16:18,351 Everybody scoot down so he can sit next to me 325 00:16:18,351 --> 00:16:19,686 and I won't intimidate him at all 326 00:16:19,686 --> 00:16:21,788 by my terrifying largeness and proximity. 327 00:16:21,788 --> 00:16:24,824 As this junior executive so eloquently put it, 328 00:16:24,824 --> 00:16:26,626 where exactly are we? 329 00:16:26,626 --> 00:16:28,561 - Sir, if you take a look at this, 330 00:16:28,561 --> 00:16:30,497 I believe you'll agree that we're perfectly positioned 331 00:16:30,497 --> 00:16:32,031 for our marketing to be number one 332 00:16:32,031 --> 00:16:33,199 across the business sector. 333 00:16:33,199 --> 00:16:35,134 Business. Business. Business. 334 00:16:35,134 --> 00:16:36,302 - What I need is a straight answer, 335 00:16:36,302 --> 00:16:38,404 not a bunch of meaningless charts. 336 00:16:38,404 --> 00:16:40,073 What do you give a disappointed stockholder 337 00:16:40,073 --> 00:16:42,141 to make him feel better? 338 00:16:42,141 --> 00:16:44,677 - A sandwich? 339 00:16:48,281 --> 00:16:51,050 - Get a load of this guy! A sandwich. 340 00:16:51,050 --> 00:16:53,186 - This guy has sandwiches on the brain. 341 00:16:53,186 --> 00:16:55,421 - No, I don't. 342 00:16:55,421 --> 00:16:58,057 - That's just about the silliest piece of idea. 343 00:16:58,057 --> 00:16:59,459 - All right, hold it. 344 00:16:59,459 --> 00:17:01,194 Now all of you just hold it right there. 345 00:17:01,194 --> 00:17:04,397 It's easy to laugh and josh and heap a man with scorn 346 00:17:04,397 --> 00:17:06,065 when you hear an idea that stands out 347 00:17:06,065 --> 00:17:08,668 because it's so unusual. 348 00:17:08,668 --> 00:17:10,303 So everybody just stop and think for a minute 349 00:17:10,303 --> 00:17:13,106 about what your colleague here is really trying to say. 350 00:17:13,106 --> 00:17:15,241 Because I want to be the one to tell him, 351 00:17:15,241 --> 00:17:17,310 "That's the silliest thing I ever heard." 352 00:17:17,310 --> 00:17:19,913 - What if I have a meaningless chart? 353 00:17:19,913 --> 00:17:23,550 - Yes. Maybe I was too hasty about that. 354 00:17:23,550 --> 00:17:25,485 - Oh, good. 355 00:17:28,755 --> 00:17:30,089 - Well, you've definitely given new meaning 356 00:17:30,089 --> 00:17:32,025 to the word "meaningless." 357 00:17:32,025 --> 00:17:33,359 - Oh, wait. 358 00:17:37,630 --> 00:17:42,035 And here's a little house with smoke coming out of the chimney. 359 00:17:42,035 --> 00:17:43,136 See what I mean? 360 00:17:44,871 --> 00:17:47,040 - I guess he liked my chart. He's smiling. 361 00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:49,042 - He smiles like that when he's really angry. 362 00:17:49,042 --> 00:17:52,812 - He does, does it every time. 363 00:17:52,812 --> 00:17:56,115 - Do you slap your palms down on the table like that, too? 364 00:17:56,115 --> 00:17:59,752 - Yes. - Oh. 365 00:17:59,752 --> 00:18:02,755 - I don't know who you are, but you better not be an imposter. 366 00:18:02,755 --> 00:18:04,090 You know what happens to imposters 367 00:18:04,090 --> 00:18:05,758 in Conference Room 4B? 368 00:18:05,758 --> 00:18:08,361 - Well, uh, let's see. Don't tell me. 369 00:18:08,361 --> 00:18:11,331 I know it's not sandwiches. 370 00:18:11,331 --> 00:18:14,634 They don't get sandwiches. Do they? 371 00:18:18,171 --> 00:18:21,174 - Mister, this is the last straw. 372 00:18:21,174 --> 00:18:22,909 Aww. 373 00:18:22,909 --> 00:18:26,079 - I'm going to give you just 18 more chances to prove yourself. 374 00:18:26,079 --> 00:18:28,548 Montage. 375 00:18:36,489 --> 00:18:38,224 - Jenkins? - Yes, sir. 376 00:18:38,224 --> 00:18:39,225 - Moustache. 377 00:18:39,225 --> 00:18:41,794 - Ooh, here you are, sir. 378 00:19:48,895 --> 00:19:50,797 And so in conclusion, 379 00:19:50,797 --> 00:19:54,367 I would like to submit my official report. 380 00:20:00,707 --> 00:20:03,676 - You know, kid, we need somebody like you around here. 381 00:20:03,676 --> 00:20:05,912 - You do? - For me to fire. 382 00:20:05,912 --> 00:20:08,481 - Oh, yeah? Well... 383 00:20:08,481 --> 00:20:12,218 I've got a surprise for you. 384 00:20:12,218 --> 00:20:13,853 - Where'd he go? 385 00:20:13,853 --> 00:20:15,255 - You can't fire me. 386 00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:17,891 I'm not an executive at all. 387 00:20:17,891 --> 00:20:21,661 I'm just a guy who happens to like sandwiches. 388 00:20:21,661 --> 00:20:23,363 So go ahead. 389 00:20:23,363 --> 00:20:27,700 Send me away forever as a corporate spy if you want to, 390 00:20:27,700 --> 00:20:31,571 but not before I've had my say. 391 00:20:39,879 --> 00:20:41,314 - You have a visitor. 392 00:20:45,151 --> 00:20:46,419 - Who is it? 393 00:20:46,419 --> 00:20:48,621 - Hello, Patrick. - Hi, SpongeBob. 394 00:20:48,621 --> 00:20:50,123 - Hey, I heard you're in charge of 395 00:20:50,123 --> 00:20:52,692 the laundry room on Thursdays. That's nice. 396 00:20:52,692 --> 00:20:53,726 - Yeah. 397 00:20:53,726 --> 00:20:56,830 Yeah, it's pretty nice, I guess. 398 00:20:56,830 --> 00:20:59,265 - You know what that makes you? - Uh-uh. 399 00:20:59,265 --> 00:21:01,167 - An executive! 400 00:21:01,167 --> 00:21:03,369 - Oh, wait! 401 00:21:03,369 --> 00:21:05,338 Is that what I think it is? 402 00:21:05,338 --> 00:21:07,941 - Uh-huh. An Executive Treatment. 403 00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:16,716 Mmm. 404 00:21:17,884 --> 00:21:21,321 Eh. 405 00:21:22,555 --> 00:21:25,992 What happened to prisoner 665321? 406 00:21:30,296 --> 00:21:32,165 - Let's go home, SpongeBob. 407 00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:34,701 - Okay. But who are you? 408 00:21:39,105 --> 00:21:42,308 Who am I? 409 00:21:45,512 --> 00:21:47,647 - No, seriously, who are you?