1 00:00:00,551 --> 00:00:02,818 SquarePants! 2 00:00:21,839 --> 00:00:23,772 - "Sure is a nice day for a picnic." 3 00:00:23,774 --> 00:00:26,641 "Oh, Herb, it's like a second honeymoon." 4 00:00:26,643 --> 00:00:28,176 "Just look at Timmy and Sally 5 00:00:28,178 --> 00:00:30,011 throwing the ol' disc around." 6 00:00:30,013 --> 00:00:31,146 "Come on and throw it, sis." 7 00:00:31,148 --> 00:00:33,749 "I just want to say, I'm gonna be real sad 8 00:00:33,751 --> 00:00:35,951 when you go off to college." 9 00:00:35,953 --> 00:00:37,619 "Oh, Sally, don't be such a goof! 10 00:00:37,621 --> 00:00:41,723 You know I'll always be your big brother." 11 00:00:41,725 --> 00:00:43,091 "Is it starting to rain?" 12 00:00:43,093 --> 00:00:45,227 "Nothing can spoil this perfect day." 13 00:00:45,229 --> 00:00:46,828 "What's the matter, big brother? 14 00:00:46,830 --> 00:00:48,096 Got something in your eye?" 15 00:00:48,098 --> 00:00:50,732 "Yeah, that's it. That must be it." 16 00:00:50,734 --> 00:00:52,000 "Ha, ha, now who's the goof? 17 00:00:52,002 --> 00:00:54,636 "Just watch out because here it comes. 18 00:00:54,638 --> 00:00:55,804 Yay!" 19 00:00:55,806 --> 00:00:57,739 - Oh, what now? 20 00:00:57,741 --> 00:00:58,774 Too much whee-ing. 21 00:00:58,776 --> 00:01:00,909 What is—Oh! Pickle juice! 22 00:01:00,911 --> 00:01:03,044 Oh, my eye! 23 00:01:08,619 --> 00:01:10,185 - I smell something burning. 24 00:01:10,187 --> 00:01:12,053 - Yeah, probably my eye. 25 00:01:12,055 --> 00:01:16,191 - Oh, stop your drama, Squidward. 26 00:01:16,193 --> 00:01:18,193 - You missed a spot. 27 00:01:23,934 --> 00:01:26,535 - What in the name of Neptune's tail fin 28 00:01:26,537 --> 00:01:27,769 is going on in here, boy? 29 00:01:27,771 --> 00:01:29,237 - Oh, I'm playing picnic with my wonderful 30 00:01:29,239 --> 00:01:31,139 little food friends, Herb and Loretta. 31 00:01:31,141 --> 00:01:33,575 These are their kids, Timmy and Sally. 32 00:01:33,577 --> 00:01:34,242 - Mm-hmm. 33 00:01:34,244 --> 00:01:35,277 Sounds to me like yer just 34 00:01:35,279 --> 00:01:37,078 wasting me precious ingredients. 35 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:38,580 Listen, SpongeBob, just 'cause there's no 36 00:01:38,582 --> 00:01:41,550 customers doesn't mean you can't do something productive. 37 00:01:41,552 --> 00:01:42,551 - Like what, Mr. Krabs? 38 00:01:42,553 --> 00:01:43,718 - Well, I mean, you could— 39 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:45,287 Oh, you could dust the pickles. 40 00:01:45,289 --> 00:01:48,056 Could, um, alphabetize the buns. 41 00:01:48,058 --> 00:01:51,526 Uh, you could, uh, water down the ketchup! 42 00:01:51,528 --> 00:01:54,830 - At this point, it would be ketchuping up the water. 43 00:01:54,832 --> 00:01:55,564 - Whatever. 44 00:01:55,566 --> 00:01:58,033 Now if these little fellers could work, 45 00:01:58,035 --> 00:02:00,168 maybe you'd be onto something. 46 00:02:00,170 --> 00:02:03,104 Hey, you couldn't make me a tiny little army 47 00:02:03,106 --> 00:02:05,006 of unpaid workers, could you? 48 00:02:05,008 --> 00:02:06,641 - Oh, I could try. 49 00:02:06,643 --> 00:02:07,809 Here's a little worker. 50 00:02:07,811 --> 00:02:08,743 We'll call him Pete. 51 00:02:08,745 --> 00:02:11,246 Hi, Pete! 52 00:02:11,248 --> 00:02:13,281 Hey, what's wrong with Pete? 53 00:02:13,283 --> 00:02:14,115 He's not working. 54 00:02:14,117 --> 00:02:15,250 - Maybe Pete is just tired. 55 00:02:15,252 --> 00:02:19,321 - Well, now, that shouldn't interfere with Pete's work. 56 00:02:19,323 --> 00:02:20,722 - Well, I don't know, Mr. Krabs. 57 00:02:20,724 --> 00:02:22,924 I guess it might affect his productivity. 58 00:02:22,926 --> 00:02:26,194 No, not his productivity! 59 00:02:26,196 --> 00:02:28,230 - Hey, maybe if Pete could go on a picnic 60 00:02:28,232 --> 00:02:30,599 like the Patty family, he might be rested 61 00:02:30,601 --> 00:02:33,068 and happy and more productive than ever! 62 00:02:33,070 --> 00:02:33,969 No. 63 00:02:33,971 --> 00:02:36,671 Not leaving the workplace for pleasure! 64 00:02:36,673 --> 00:02:39,174 - Hey! Maybe Pete's boss could have a company picnic 65 00:02:39,176 --> 00:02:41,042 and Pete would have a great time and relax 66 00:02:41,044 --> 00:02:44,179 and come back and work twice as hard. 67 00:02:44,181 --> 00:02:46,248 - Company picnic? 68 00:02:46,250 --> 00:02:48,884 - See, look! He's already perking up. 69 00:02:48,886 --> 00:02:52,020 - Gee, SpongeBob, do you think if I threw a picnic, 70 00:02:52,022 --> 00:02:53,688 your productivity would increase? 71 00:02:53,690 --> 00:02:56,625 - Definitely! - What's going on in here? 72 00:02:56,627 --> 00:02:58,059 - Just in time, Mr. Squidward. 73 00:02:58,061 --> 00:03:00,896 You're about to go on the greatest 74 00:03:00,898 --> 00:03:02,931 company picnic ever! 75 00:03:02,933 --> 00:03:05,267 - Yeah! 76 00:03:07,236 --> 00:03:09,104 - A company picnic, eh? 77 00:03:09,106 --> 00:03:13,041 That gives me an idea. 78 00:03:14,845 --> 00:03:18,013 - This is the greatest company picnic ever? 79 00:03:18,015 --> 00:03:19,381 - Yes. Yes, it is. 80 00:03:19,383 --> 00:03:20,615 - Pace yourself, Squidward. 81 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:21,883 The fun is just getting started. 82 00:03:21,885 --> 00:03:24,219 - Is this toilet paper we're sitting on? 83 00:03:24,221 --> 00:03:27,789 - Oh, don't think of it as just toilet paper. 84 00:03:27,791 --> 00:03:29,758 It has thousands of uses. 85 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:31,126 - Here's one! 86 00:03:31,128 --> 00:03:33,028 - Well, I guess things will pick up 87 00:03:33,030 --> 00:03:34,729 once the food gets here. 88 00:03:34,731 --> 00:03:36,398 - Right, you are! 89 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:38,099 Here's the food! 90 00:03:38,101 --> 00:03:39,734 - What? 91 00:03:39,736 --> 00:03:41,269 - Oh, you're confused. 92 00:03:41,271 --> 00:03:43,338 Let me show you a little hack. 93 00:03:43,340 --> 00:03:45,840 See, you open it with your teeth. 94 00:03:45,842 --> 00:03:47,008 There, isn't that fun? 95 00:03:47,010 --> 00:03:50,312 And afterwards, you can toss it around like, uh— 96 00:03:50,314 --> 00:03:54,082 You know, one of those things you toss around. 97 00:03:54,084 --> 00:03:55,116 Here, let me show you. 98 00:03:55,118 --> 00:03:57,185 Go out for a long one, SpongeBob. 99 00:03:57,187 --> 00:03:58,386 - Going long! 100 00:03:58,388 --> 00:04:00,422 - Oh, this is so much fun. 101 00:04:00,424 --> 00:04:02,691 Is this far enough? 102 00:04:02,693 --> 00:04:05,260 - I can't hear what you're saying. 103 00:04:05,262 --> 00:04:07,362 So... 104 00:04:07,364 --> 00:04:09,731 Here it comes! 105 00:04:09,733 --> 00:04:10,932 - Agh! 106 00:04:10,934 --> 00:04:11,700 - Hmm. 107 00:04:11,702 --> 00:04:15,270 Heh, I don't see it anywhere. 108 00:04:15,272 --> 00:04:16,271 - I'm going home. 109 00:04:16,273 --> 00:04:17,238 - Oh, no, you're not. 110 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:21,109 You're going to sit right there and enjoy yourself 111 00:04:21,111 --> 00:04:24,145 until your productivity increases. 112 00:04:25,849 --> 00:04:27,749 - Oh, boy! Face painting! 113 00:04:27,751 --> 00:04:29,384 Great idea, Mr. Krabs. 114 00:04:29,386 --> 00:04:30,852 Ah. 115 00:04:30,854 --> 00:04:33,088 Here, let me try. 116 00:04:33,090 --> 00:04:34,389 Uh-huh... 117 00:04:34,391 --> 00:04:36,424 Hi, I'm Barnacle Boy! 118 00:04:38,128 --> 00:04:40,996 - Well, we sure had our fun and games today. 119 00:04:40,998 --> 00:04:45,000 But just maybe, we've learned a little something too 120 00:04:45,002 --> 00:04:47,736 about each other and ourselves. 121 00:04:47,738 --> 00:04:51,740 I guess you'd have to say this was the greatest... 122 00:04:51,742 --> 00:04:54,909 - Do not say it. - The greatest compa— 123 00:04:54,911 --> 00:04:55,377 - Don't! 124 00:04:55,379 --> 00:04:57,812 - The greatest company picnic ever! 125 00:05:02,452 --> 00:05:04,886 Well, looks like we've got company. 126 00:05:04,888 --> 00:05:08,356 - Well, Mr. Krabs, it is a company picnic. 127 00:05:09,026 --> 00:05:10,125 - Well, this is more like it. 128 00:05:10,127 --> 00:05:14,963 You've been holding out on us, Mr. Krabs, you old devil. 129 00:05:14,965 --> 00:05:16,765 - I have? 130 00:05:16,767 --> 00:05:18,967 Oh, yeah, hmm... 131 00:05:23,874 --> 00:05:25,273 - "Chumpany Picnic"? 132 00:05:25,275 --> 00:05:28,176 That's not how you spell "company picnic"! 133 00:05:28,178 --> 00:05:30,278 - Guess who? 134 00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:32,447 - Plankton. 135 00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:36,885 - Just what do you think you're doing, Plankton? 136 00:05:36,887 --> 00:05:37,852 - Uh, what do you mean? 137 00:05:37,854 --> 00:05:39,954 I'm having my company picnic. 138 00:05:39,956 --> 00:05:41,456 This is our spot. 139 00:05:41,458 --> 00:05:42,357 - Oh, yeah? 140 00:05:42,359 --> 00:05:44,359 Well, it's my spot now. 141 00:05:44,361 --> 00:05:46,861 - Come now, can't we all just share? 142 00:05:46,863 --> 00:05:50,231 Nothing should spoil this perfect day. 143 00:05:50,233 --> 00:05:50,965 - Aw... 144 00:05:50,967 --> 00:05:54,202 - You don't even have any employees. 145 00:05:54,204 --> 00:05:56,337 - Aw... - Sure, I do. 146 00:05:56,339 --> 00:05:59,107 Those are my new hires, Simmy and Tally. 147 00:05:59,109 --> 00:06:02,043 Just look at them tossing the disc around. 148 00:06:04,014 --> 00:06:05,547 - A real disc? 149 00:06:05,549 --> 00:06:07,082 - Ha, go on, SpongeBob. 150 00:06:07,084 --> 00:06:09,818 Show this upstart how we chuck the old 151 00:06:09,820 --> 00:06:11,052 mustard plate around. 152 00:06:11,054 --> 00:06:11,920 - Well, eh... 153 00:06:11,922 --> 00:06:14,355 - You're all welcome to join us, of course. 154 00:06:14,357 --> 00:06:16,858 There's plenty of fun for all! 155 00:06:16,860 --> 00:06:18,159 - Uh, no thanks, Plankton. 156 00:06:18,161 --> 00:06:21,963 We're having a great time at our own company picnic. 157 00:06:24,166 --> 00:06:26,468 - Hey, Plankton, what are Simmy and Tally up to? 158 00:06:26,470 --> 00:06:29,938 - Oh, just setting up the rest of the activities: 159 00:06:29,940 --> 00:06:32,073 the cotton candy machine, 160 00:06:32,075 --> 00:06:34,008 hot roasted peanuts, 161 00:06:34,010 --> 00:06:35,009 games of chance, 162 00:06:35,011 --> 00:06:37,278 bottles you can knock over to win a prize, 163 00:06:37,280 --> 00:06:39,814 the world's most exciting roller coaster, 164 00:06:39,816 --> 00:06:42,150 a deep fryer for delicacies... 165 00:06:42,152 --> 00:06:43,218 - Delicacies? 166 00:06:43,220 --> 00:06:46,020 - And of course, the dunking booth! 167 00:06:48,525 --> 00:06:51,126 Uh, have you seen the calliope? 168 00:06:53,530 --> 00:06:54,229 - Aw... 169 00:06:54,231 --> 00:06:55,296 - Now look here, Plankton. 170 00:06:55,298 --> 00:06:59,100 Me loyal employees would never be taken in 171 00:06:59,102 --> 00:07:01,402 by such a shallow display of— 172 00:07:01,404 --> 00:07:02,837 - One side, chubby! 173 00:07:10,312 --> 00:07:11,880 - Yum... 174 00:07:13,116 --> 00:07:14,549 Is this backwards? 175 00:07:14,551 --> 00:07:16,918 No, that's not it either. 176 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:18,186 - You were saying, Krabs? 177 00:07:18,188 --> 00:07:20,054 - Mr. Krabs is right, Plankton. 178 00:07:20,056 --> 00:07:22,423 We're having lots of fun. Come on, Mr. Krabs. 179 00:07:22,425 --> 00:07:26,895 - SpongeBob, would you mind helping me with my zipper? 180 00:07:29,466 --> 00:07:31,866 - Whoo-hoo-hoo! Ha, ha! 181 00:07:31,868 --> 00:07:33,868 - Who needs them, right, Mr. Krabs? 182 00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:35,970 - Huh? Yeah, yeah, sure. 183 00:07:35,972 --> 00:07:39,274 - Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 184 00:07:39,276 --> 00:07:41,176 - Do you want me to paint your face? 185 00:07:41,178 --> 00:07:43,578 - Well, I don't know— 186 00:07:43,580 --> 00:07:44,312 - All right. 187 00:07:44,314 --> 00:07:46,314 I'm making you into, um, a ghost. 188 00:07:46,316 --> 00:07:50,084 - Ooh, I think this mayo has gone bad. 189 00:07:50,086 --> 00:07:53,588 - Ooh, the ghost of mayonnaise bad! 190 00:07:53,590 --> 00:07:55,190 That really scares people. 191 00:07:55,192 --> 00:07:56,624 - Yeah. 192 00:07:56,626 --> 00:07:57,492 - Whoa. Stop. 193 00:07:57,494 --> 00:08:00,595 That is almost too much cotton candy. 194 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:06,434 - You want to join in all that fun over there 195 00:08:06,436 --> 00:08:08,603 with Mr. Squidward, don't you? 196 00:08:08,605 --> 00:08:10,104 - No, of course not. 197 00:08:10,106 --> 00:08:12,440 - Are you sure you don't want to? 198 00:08:12,442 --> 00:08:14,475 - Mr. Krabs, I am staying right here 199 00:08:14,477 --> 00:08:15,977 at the Krusty Krab picnic! 200 00:08:15,979 --> 00:08:18,613 - You sure? - 100% sure, Mr. Krabs! 201 00:08:18,615 --> 00:08:21,583 - Okay, then. I'm out of here! 202 00:08:21,585 --> 00:08:24,085 See ya! Yahoo! 203 00:08:28,124 --> 00:08:29,224 I win! 204 00:08:32,128 --> 00:08:34,963 You can never have too many! 205 00:08:34,965 --> 00:08:37,098 Hey, Squiddy-bird! 206 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:37,932 - Whoo... 207 00:08:37,934 --> 00:08:39,701 Having lots of fun over here. 208 00:08:39,703 --> 00:08:41,336 I've got a plate... 209 00:08:41,338 --> 00:08:43,404 that's made of paper. 210 00:08:44,641 --> 00:08:47,675 It's a paper plate. Whoo. 211 00:08:50,212 --> 00:08:51,946 Well, if it's good enough for Mr. Krabs, 212 00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:53,147 it's good enough for me. 213 00:08:54,484 --> 00:08:57,619 - I have to say, Mr. Plankton, if this is how 214 00:08:57,621 --> 00:08:59,254 you treat your employees— 215 00:08:59,256 --> 00:09:00,955 - Say no more, my friend. 216 00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:04,659 If you'd care to work for me, just sign this contract 217 00:09:04,661 --> 00:09:06,661 with this delicious candy pen. 218 00:09:06,663 --> 00:09:07,996 - Ooh, me first! Me first! 219 00:09:07,998 --> 00:09:11,666 - Oh, don't bother to read it, not on such a fun day. 220 00:09:11,668 --> 00:09:14,669 - That's such great advice! 221 00:09:15,538 --> 00:09:18,273 - This is working far better than I planned. 222 00:09:18,275 --> 00:09:21,042 With Krabs as my employee, I can order him 223 00:09:21,044 --> 00:09:22,710 to give me the Krabby Patty formula, 224 00:09:22,712 --> 00:09:25,146 and the Krusty Krab will be no more. 225 00:09:25,782 --> 00:09:28,650 Hello, Plankton. 226 00:09:28,652 --> 00:09:30,551 - Uh-oh. 227 00:09:30,553 --> 00:09:32,620 - Mr. Krabs, don't sign it! 228 00:09:35,224 --> 00:09:37,625 - My candy pen! 229 00:09:37,627 --> 00:09:40,395 Simmy, look out! 230 00:09:40,397 --> 00:09:43,698 There's a candy pen headed straight for your eye 231 00:09:43,700 --> 00:09:47,268 due to my act of swatting it away without first 232 00:09:47,270 --> 00:09:49,137 considering the trajectory. 233 00:09:49,139 --> 00:09:53,441 Oh, I wish I could get my words out faster, but everything 234 00:09:53,443 --> 00:09:55,743 is in slow motion. 235 00:09:55,745 --> 00:09:59,213 No! 236 00:10:11,593 --> 00:10:14,495 Simmy and Tally are holograms? 237 00:10:14,497 --> 00:10:18,066 Then that means... 238 00:10:18,068 --> 00:10:19,367 - I was riding that? 239 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:23,204 What about those delicacies I was eating? 240 00:10:33,717 --> 00:10:36,084 Phew, that was a close— 241 00:10:36,086 --> 00:10:38,152 Ah! 242 00:10:38,154 --> 00:10:39,687 You saved me, boy. 243 00:10:39,689 --> 00:10:40,621 How did you do it? 244 00:10:40,623 --> 00:10:43,491 - I guess my mind was all sharp from the relaxing fun 245 00:10:43,493 --> 00:10:48,162 I had at your company picnic, Mr. Krabs. 246 00:10:48,164 --> 00:10:50,098 - Unbelievable! 247 00:10:50,100 --> 00:10:51,532 Uh-oh... 248 00:10:56,206 --> 00:10:58,239 - The greatest company picnic ever! 249 00:10:58,241 --> 00:11:01,242 - All right, enough relaxing, back to work. 250 00:11:19,462 --> 00:11:20,628 Nope, nothing. 251 00:11:20,630 --> 00:11:24,599 I can't smell a cent or a dollar or any money 252 00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:25,767 in a five-mile radius. 253 00:11:25,769 --> 00:11:28,202 We might as well shut her down early. 254 00:11:28,204 --> 00:11:28,736 - Eee! 255 00:11:28,738 --> 00:11:31,606 - Just as soon as that guy finishes his meal. 256 00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:34,575 - You mean the guy who's been nursing a single fry 257 00:11:34,577 --> 00:11:35,476 for the last hour? 258 00:11:35,478 --> 00:11:38,880 - When he goes, you can go. 259 00:11:41,384 --> 00:11:43,351 - Excuse me, sir, but you seem to be 260 00:11:43,353 --> 00:11:44,919 having trouble masticating. 261 00:11:44,921 --> 00:11:46,320 Here, let me help you. 262 00:11:46,322 --> 00:11:49,290 - [chewing noises and grunting] 263 00:11:50,927 --> 00:11:52,760 - What, no tip? 264 00:11:52,762 --> 00:11:54,695 Finally, yes! 265 00:11:54,697 --> 00:11:55,530 Leaving early, 266 00:11:55,532 --> 00:11:57,932 I can't believe this is finally happening. 267 00:12:04,240 --> 00:12:05,773 'Cause it's not. 268 00:12:05,775 --> 00:12:06,808 - Oh, my. 269 00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:07,909 That's quite a storm. 270 00:12:07,911 --> 00:12:11,579 You know, a storm like this puts me in the mind 271 00:12:11,581 --> 00:12:13,247 of me old Navy days. 272 00:12:13,249 --> 00:12:16,384 - Old Navy days? Ooh! 273 00:12:16,386 --> 00:12:17,985 - That gives me a fine idea, SpongeBob. 274 00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:20,455 Since it looks like we're gonna be stuck here a while, 275 00:12:20,457 --> 00:12:22,523 why don't you pull up a barrel, me laddies, 276 00:12:22,525 --> 00:12:25,359 while I regale you with a thrilling tale 277 00:12:25,361 --> 00:12:29,297 of me mysterious, salty past. 278 00:12:31,967 --> 00:12:34,435 There now, the lights are properly dimmed. 279 00:12:34,437 --> 00:12:36,370 Feast yourself on these slightly expired 280 00:12:36,372 --> 00:12:39,540 soda crackies as I spin you a yarn that puts 281 00:12:39,542 --> 00:12:40,475 hair on your chest. 282 00:12:40,477 --> 00:12:42,410 - I don't want any hair on my chest. 283 00:12:42,412 --> 00:12:44,278 - Ooh, I do. 284 00:12:45,815 --> 00:12:48,816 - It was a day just like this one. 285 00:12:48,818 --> 00:12:50,585 The wind was howling! 286 00:12:50,587 --> 00:12:52,453 And me ship was being tossed about 287 00:12:52,455 --> 00:12:55,389 like a ragdoll on a trampoline. 288 00:12:55,391 --> 00:12:56,924 I was in the galley, cooking up grub 289 00:12:56,926 --> 00:13:00,962 for me crew to keep their mind off this horrible squall. 290 00:13:06,469 --> 00:13:09,904 It was just then that he burst into the galley! 291 00:13:09,906 --> 00:13:10,571 - Who he? 292 00:13:10,573 --> 00:13:13,441 - The man whose mission was to make my life 293 00:13:13,443 --> 00:13:14,842 a living nightmare. 294 00:13:14,844 --> 00:13:18,713 The roughest, toughest, scaliest old barnacle 295 00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:21,716 that ever roamed the briny deep. 296 00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:23,417 He was me commanding officer 297 00:13:23,419 --> 00:13:26,854 and he loathed me with the white hot hatred 298 00:13:26,856 --> 00:13:28,422 of a psychotic madman! 299 00:13:28,424 --> 00:13:31,926 They called him "Captain Scarfish"! 300 00:13:31,928 --> 00:13:34,295 - Hello! 301 00:13:35,464 --> 00:13:39,000 - Stand at attention, Mr. Krabs. 302 00:13:39,002 --> 00:13:44,071 I want you to tell me the meaning of this. 303 00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:45,006 - Oh, that, sir? 304 00:13:45,008 --> 00:13:47,008 Why, sir, that's a sea cucumber sandwich, sir, 305 00:13:47,010 --> 00:13:48,309 with the crusts cut off, sir. 306 00:13:48,311 --> 00:13:51,445 A little booshee amusee for the boys, sir. 307 00:13:51,447 --> 00:13:53,915 - This is the Navy, son. 308 00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:55,917 We don't cut the crusts off. 309 00:13:55,919 --> 00:14:00,855 We eat the crusts and throw the rest away. 310 00:14:00,857 --> 00:14:04,025 - But that's— that's madness. 311 00:14:07,730 --> 00:14:09,764 I'm telling you for the last time, 312 00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:14,535 you're gonna have to stop making your food so delicious! 313 00:14:14,537 --> 00:14:16,704 - But I don't know how! 314 00:14:16,706 --> 00:14:19,407 - Well, you better figure it out. 315 00:14:19,409 --> 00:14:22,877 I need my men wild-eyed and hungry, Krabs. 316 00:14:22,879 --> 00:14:27,081 We've got a cargo hold full of suntan lotion, and— 317 00:14:27,083 --> 00:14:27,848 - Wait. 318 00:14:27,850 --> 00:14:31,052 You were transporting suntan lotion? 319 00:14:32,922 --> 00:14:34,455 What SPF? 320 00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:36,924 - I don't see what's so amusing about that, 321 00:14:36,926 --> 00:14:37,858 Mr. Squidward. 322 00:14:37,860 --> 00:14:38,859 We were a cargo ship 323 00:14:38,861 --> 00:14:41,629 heading straight into pirate territory 324 00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:43,931 with a fresh supply of suntan lotion 325 00:14:43,933 --> 00:14:47,802 for shipwrecked sailors whose skin was chafed. 326 00:14:48,938 --> 00:14:50,805 - Chafed, Mr. Squidward! 327 00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:52,406 - Chafed! - Chafed! 328 00:14:52,408 --> 00:14:54,909 - Aye, sir, I understand, sir! Chafed. 329 00:14:54,911 --> 00:14:58,479 - So tonight's meal is gonna be terrible, 330 00:14:58,481 --> 00:14:59,680 you understand me? - Aye, sir. 331 00:14:59,682 --> 00:15:02,116 - The worst you've ever made! - Aye, aye, sir. 332 00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:03,084 - The kind of slop that'll 333 00:15:03,086 --> 00:15:06,420 put some steel in their spines! - Aye, aye, sir! 334 00:15:06,422 --> 00:15:10,057 - Either that, or I'll throw you in the brig! 335 00:15:10,059 --> 00:15:11,459 - Yes, sir. 336 00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:16,864 Huzzah! 337 00:15:16,866 --> 00:15:19,734 - Oh, don't huzzah yet, boys. 338 00:15:19,736 --> 00:15:21,602 - What's on the menu tonight, eh? 339 00:15:21,604 --> 00:15:23,704 - Slop. 340 00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:27,041 - Oh, slop, eh? Good one! 341 00:15:27,043 --> 00:15:29,810 Why don't you put some of that delicious slop 342 00:15:29,812 --> 00:15:30,778 right here on my— 343 00:15:30,780 --> 00:15:34,482 Oh, I bet it's one of those things that looks bad, 344 00:15:34,484 --> 00:15:36,917 but it tastes really— 345 00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:40,454 Bad. 346 00:15:40,456 --> 00:15:42,490 - Sorry, boys. 347 00:15:42,492 --> 00:15:45,559 Oh, Captain's orders. 348 00:15:52,868 --> 00:15:55,036 - Oh, I can't stand it! 349 00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:57,772 I don't care what the Captain says. 350 00:16:06,649 --> 00:16:07,581 Huzzah! 351 00:16:07,583 --> 00:16:09,817 Huzzah for Mr. Krabs! 352 00:16:09,819 --> 00:16:10,751 Huzzah! 353 00:16:10,753 --> 00:16:14,021 - What's all this huzzah-ing about? 354 00:16:14,023 --> 00:16:14,955 - Oh, nothing, sir. 355 00:16:14,957 --> 00:16:17,892 They just really enjoy eating slop. 356 00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:19,660 Don't you, boys? 357 00:16:22,030 --> 00:16:24,065 - Attention! 358 00:16:25,867 --> 00:16:27,234 Hmm... 359 00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:29,704 Looks like slop, all right. 360 00:16:29,706 --> 00:16:30,538 But what's this? 361 00:16:30,540 --> 00:16:33,908 - Cherries jubilee. Cherries jubilee! 362 00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:35,643 - Cherries jubilee? 363 00:16:35,645 --> 00:16:37,678 - Well, flaming cherries jubilee. 364 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:40,548 - Flaming? What are you trying to pull, you lubber? 365 00:16:40,550 --> 00:16:42,950 This looks like regular cherries jubilee. 366 00:16:42,952 --> 00:16:44,752 - Well, you see, sir, I was just gonna 367 00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:47,855 take this here match and— 368 00:16:49,559 --> 00:16:51,592 And so I found meself in the brig 369 00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:54,795 with two guards watching me every move. 370 00:16:54,797 --> 00:16:57,198 The one was as brutal and ugly a bounder 371 00:16:57,200 --> 00:17:01,769 as you'd ever wish to see in your darkest nightmare. 372 00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:03,204 - Garr, what are you looking at? 373 00:17:03,206 --> 00:17:05,906 - But I thought I could dupe the other one, 374 00:17:05,908 --> 00:17:07,975 should the need arise. 375 00:17:11,848 --> 00:17:14,882 Gee, Mr. Krabs, that second guard sounds like 376 00:17:14,884 --> 00:17:15,883 a real goofball! 377 00:17:15,885 --> 00:17:18,219 - I managed to worm some useful information 378 00:17:18,221 --> 00:17:19,186 out of him right away. 379 00:17:19,188 --> 00:17:21,288 You see, he was an aspiring cook. 380 00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:22,890 And I talked him into sneaking some things 381 00:17:22,892 --> 00:17:26,627 down into the brig for me— the tools of me trade, 382 00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:27,528 you might say. 383 00:17:27,530 --> 00:17:30,231 I set him to work on a spun-sugar cathedral 384 00:17:30,233 --> 00:17:32,666 that took up most of his attention. 385 00:17:32,668 --> 00:17:35,669 He never suspected that I was using the scraps 386 00:17:35,671 --> 00:17:37,138 to fashion a candy key. 387 00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:39,807 Where's your sourpuss friend tonight? 388 00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:41,108 - Sick in bed, like all the men. 389 00:17:41,110 --> 00:17:43,844 The captain's been feeding them nothing but moldy 390 00:17:43,846 --> 00:17:44,979 old sandwich crusts. 391 00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:47,548 They've all got terrible belly-aches. 392 00:17:47,550 --> 00:17:48,549 Not me, though. 393 00:17:48,551 --> 00:17:49,950 I cook for myself. 394 00:17:49,952 --> 00:17:52,253 - Wise lad. 395 00:17:55,725 --> 00:17:56,857 - And so, after a few hours 396 00:17:56,859 --> 00:17:58,159 of bouncing off the walls, 397 00:17:58,161 --> 00:18:00,027 the sugar finally wore off. 398 00:18:00,029 --> 00:18:02,696 And soon, he was napping like a baby. 399 00:18:02,698 --> 00:18:07,701 This was me chance to use me sweet key to freedom! 400 00:18:07,703 --> 00:18:09,970 But did I dare take it? 401 00:18:09,972 --> 00:18:13,307 I'd be in violation of the Naval Code. 402 00:18:13,309 --> 00:18:17,845 Then something happened that made me mind up for me. 403 00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:20,881 Pirates! 404 00:18:20,883 --> 00:18:22,683 We were under attack! 405 00:18:22,685 --> 00:18:24,084 I had to act fast. 406 00:18:24,086 --> 00:18:26,353 Wake up, lad, wake up! 407 00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:28,989 Man your battle stations! 408 00:18:34,630 --> 00:18:37,164 I was on me own. 409 00:18:37,166 --> 00:18:39,767 I could see it all, a pirate ship, 410 00:18:39,769 --> 00:18:43,904 and on that island, a crew of fine Naval men. 411 00:18:43,906 --> 00:18:46,040 Our only hope, marooned on a beach 412 00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:48,943 by those same scurvy pirates and suffering 413 00:18:48,945 --> 00:18:53,647 from the effects of chafe, sunburn! 414 00:18:53,649 --> 00:18:55,216 The pirates had already launched a boat 415 00:18:55,218 --> 00:18:57,918 and were preparing to board our vessel. 416 00:18:57,920 --> 00:19:01,755 - Row, you worthless dogs! 417 00:19:01,757 --> 00:19:03,057 - Stand down, Krabs. 418 00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:05,192 I'll have you in irons! 419 00:19:05,194 --> 00:19:06,126 - Listen to me, Captain. 420 00:19:06,128 --> 00:19:08,662 This is gonna get real ugly, real fast. 421 00:19:08,664 --> 00:19:10,364 We've got to get to the cannons. 422 00:19:10,366 --> 00:19:13,200 - We're not outfitted for battle, Krabs. 423 00:19:13,202 --> 00:19:14,702 There's no ammunition. 424 00:19:14,704 --> 00:19:17,905 The cannons are ornamental at best. 425 00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:19,907 Ornamental at best! 426 00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:21,408 - Then listen carefully. 427 00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:23,344 You'll have to go down to the cargo hold 428 00:19:23,346 --> 00:19:26,714 and poke holes in the barrels of suntan lotion 429 00:19:26,716 --> 00:19:27,882 and scuttle the ship. 430 00:19:27,884 --> 00:19:31,819 - What you're suggesting is mutiny! 431 00:19:31,821 --> 00:19:33,687 - Do as he says, Captain. 432 00:19:33,689 --> 00:19:35,990 - What are you using for ammo there, ensign? 433 00:19:35,992 --> 00:19:38,692 - Oh, I rolled up an old moldy sandwich crust 434 00:19:38,694 --> 00:19:39,693 into a hard little ball. 435 00:19:39,695 --> 00:19:42,396 - That's it! Come with me, lad! 436 00:19:56,711 --> 00:19:58,879 Direct hit! Huzzah! 437 00:19:58,881 --> 00:20:00,781 - You'll pay for that. 438 00:20:00,783 --> 00:20:02,349 Get him, boys! 439 00:20:02,351 --> 00:20:03,217 - Uh, what do I do? 440 00:20:03,219 --> 00:20:07,154 - Get down to the cargo hold and check on the captain. 441 00:20:07,156 --> 00:20:09,156 Charge! 442 00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:15,129 Close one! 443 00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:19,166 - Ah, he's kind of handsome for a crusty old cuss. 444 00:20:20,269 --> 00:20:23,437 I can't do it. I'm weak. 445 00:20:23,439 --> 00:20:27,274 - Snap out of it, man! 446 00:20:29,779 --> 00:20:30,277 - Ew. 447 00:20:30,279 --> 00:20:32,479 - My personality! 448 00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:36,750 - Oops, uh, let me put that back. 449 00:21:01,309 --> 00:21:05,512 Missed me! 450 00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:06,347 Uh-oh. 451 00:21:06,349 --> 00:21:10,417 Uh, anyone for cherries jubilee? 452 00:21:10,419 --> 00:21:11,318 - Finish him off! 453 00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:13,520 Huzzah for Mr. Krabs! 454 00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:16,991 - Ha, ha, the sunburn brigade! 455 00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:21,395 Ha, ha, me plan worked! 456 00:21:22,365 --> 00:21:26,233 - Handsome and clever, I see. 457 00:21:27,836 --> 00:21:28,836 Join me, Krabs. 458 00:21:28,838 --> 00:21:31,171 We'll rule the seven seas together. 459 00:21:31,173 --> 00:21:32,940 - I can't let you go, lass. 460 00:21:32,942 --> 00:21:35,242 I'd be in violation of the naval code. 461 00:21:35,244 --> 00:21:36,377 Enjoy your last meal. 462 00:21:36,379 --> 00:21:40,814 I hope you like spun sugar. 463 00:21:43,018 --> 00:21:45,019 - Huh? 464 00:21:45,021 --> 00:21:46,920 Oh... 465 00:21:49,958 --> 00:21:52,226 - What are we all winking about? 466 00:21:52,228 --> 00:21:54,028 - I don't know!