1 00:00:01,658 --> 00:00:02,923 - I can't hear you. 2 00:00:02,925 --> 00:00:05,026 Aye, aye, Captain! 3 00:00:09,932 --> 00:00:11,666 SpongeBob SquarePants! 4 00:00:13,970 --> 00:00:15,436 SpongeBob SquarePants! 5 00:00:17,940 --> 00:00:19,106 SpongeBob SquarePants! 6 00:00:21,878 --> 00:00:23,911 SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready? 7 00:00:23,913 --> 00:00:26,347 SpongeBob SquarePants! 8 00:00:26,349 --> 00:00:28,082 SpongeBob SquarePants! 9 00:00:28,084 --> 00:00:30,084 SpongeBob SquarePants! 10 00:00:30,086 --> 00:00:33,888 - SpongeBob SquarePants! 11 00:00:53,775 --> 00:00:55,443 Ah, I tell you, Gary. 12 00:00:55,445 --> 00:00:59,447 There is nothing better on a sunny day than a brisk walk. 13 00:01:00,583 --> 00:01:04,051 - What's the matter, pal? Walking too fast for you? 14 00:01:05,555 --> 00:01:09,156 - Huh? What is it, boy? Is someone in danger? 15 00:01:10,927 --> 00:01:16,097 - Aw. Come here, little fella. I won't hurt you. 16 00:01:18,735 --> 00:01:22,837 - Aw. I'm going to call you Señor Poopus. 17 00:01:22,839 --> 00:01:25,573 Good job, Gary. Let's get him home so we can eat. 18 00:01:25,575 --> 00:01:27,508 He's almost all shell. 19 00:01:31,047 --> 00:01:35,516 - Boy, Señor Poopus sure is hungry. 20 00:01:39,055 --> 00:01:41,055 - Aw, he wants to play. 21 00:01:41,057 --> 00:01:43,190 - Ha. What you doing, SpongeBob? 22 00:01:43,192 --> 00:01:45,059 - Oh, Gary found this stray snail, 23 00:01:45,061 --> 00:01:46,994 and I'm nursing it back to health. 24 00:01:46,996 --> 00:01:51,532 - Huh. What about those baby snails? 25 00:01:53,001 --> 00:01:54,802 They're over here. 26 00:01:54,804 --> 00:01:58,105 - Aw, so tiny and hungry. 27 00:01:58,107 --> 00:01:59,974 They have nobody to take care of them. 28 00:01:59,976 --> 00:02:02,643 I'm going to take them home and feed them. 29 00:02:02,645 --> 00:02:04,779 - Feed them to who? 30 00:02:04,781 --> 00:02:08,949 - "It is important to keep baby snails warm at all times." 31 00:02:08,951 --> 00:02:10,050 - My mouth is warm. 32 00:02:10,052 --> 00:02:13,187 - Good suggestion, Patrick, but I've got this. 33 00:02:13,189 --> 00:02:14,488 - Oh. 34 00:02:20,028 --> 00:02:22,797 There we go. 35 00:02:23,865 --> 00:02:25,099 Uh-huh. Perfect temperature. 36 00:02:25,101 --> 00:02:28,836 Time to eat, my little snaily-poos. 37 00:02:31,740 --> 00:02:33,874 Eat up, you little cuties. 38 00:02:33,876 --> 00:02:35,910 - So... 39 00:02:35,912 --> 00:02:38,179 I guess I'll be going, then. 40 00:02:41,617 --> 00:02:44,018 - Oh. 41 00:02:46,689 --> 00:02:50,224 - Huh? one of you guys lose your bottle? 42 00:02:55,097 --> 00:02:58,799 Huh? 43 00:02:59,901 --> 00:03:03,237 Oh, you must be the snail mom. 44 00:03:04,606 --> 00:03:05,372 - Hey, SpongeBob. 45 00:03:05,374 --> 00:03:08,642 This guy found a snail in his garden, 46 00:03:08,644 --> 00:03:10,544 and he didn't know what to do, 47 00:03:10,546 --> 00:03:13,280 so I told him how you take care of snails. 48 00:03:13,282 --> 00:03:15,316 - Thanks, pal. You're a lifesaver. 49 00:03:15,318 --> 00:03:18,853 - It's a pretty good thing I thought of, huh? 50 00:03:18,855 --> 00:03:21,622 - I'll call you... 51 00:03:21,624 --> 00:03:23,858 Donnie. 52 00:03:23,860 --> 00:03:26,727 - Oh. 53 00:03:29,298 --> 00:03:32,132 - Oh, excuse me. Pardon me. 54 00:03:32,134 --> 00:03:34,935 Uh, just a minute. 55 00:03:34,937 --> 00:03:38,138 - Thanks, snail guy! 56 00:03:40,976 --> 00:03:46,647 - Three bags of snail chow, four bags of snail litter. 57 00:03:46,649 --> 00:03:48,582 - Thanks, snail guy! 58 00:03:48,584 --> 00:03:50,784 - Uh, you're welcome? 59 00:03:51,787 --> 00:03:55,356 Okay, will you guys just relax? You're all going to get fed. 60 00:03:55,358 --> 00:03:57,591 Donnie, keep out of Walter's dish. 61 00:03:57,593 --> 00:03:59,326 Orbulax, what are you doing? 62 00:03:59,328 --> 00:04:01,829 Sharel, Henry, no fighting. 63 00:04:01,831 --> 00:04:05,599 Jeez, my pants are getting ruined, and my head is sticky. 64 00:04:05,601 --> 00:04:08,769 I got to do something about that. 65 00:04:15,176 --> 00:04:16,243 - Where's my food? 66 00:04:16,245 --> 00:04:19,914 - Come on, this is a lunch line, not a lunch day. 67 00:04:19,916 --> 00:04:22,750 - Squidward, why aren't you taking orders 68 00:04:22,752 --> 00:04:23,684 from these good people? 69 00:04:23,686 --> 00:04:25,319 - I would, but what's the point? 70 00:04:25,321 --> 00:04:27,254 There's no one to make the food. 71 00:04:27,256 --> 00:04:30,224 - W-w-what? Where's SpongeBob? 72 00:04:30,226 --> 00:04:31,625 - Let me think. No idea. 73 00:04:31,627 --> 00:04:34,361 - Then you'll have to do SpongeBob's job too. 74 00:04:34,363 --> 00:04:36,130 - I can't do that. 75 00:04:36,132 --> 00:04:37,965 - Of course you can. 76 00:04:37,967 --> 00:04:40,034 Any idiot can do it. 77 00:04:40,036 --> 00:04:41,235 Now get to work. 78 00:04:41,237 --> 00:04:44,305 I'm going to go find SpongeBob. 79 00:04:44,307 --> 00:04:46,273 - I finally have a coupon— 80 00:04:46,275 --> 00:04:47,975 - All right, calm down, everybody. 81 00:04:47,977 --> 00:04:50,344 I'm here to take your order. 82 00:04:52,981 --> 00:04:54,281 - Yes? 83 00:04:56,851 --> 00:05:00,154 - Oh, excuse me, me lovely. 84 00:05:00,156 --> 00:05:02,323 Maybe I've got the wrong house here, 85 00:05:02,325 --> 00:05:06,226 but I can't say as I'm disappointed. 86 00:05:06,228 --> 00:05:09,763 I was seeking me old matey SpongeBob, and— 87 00:05:09,765 --> 00:05:12,666 - Oh, hey, Mr. Krabs. 88 00:05:12,668 --> 00:05:14,835 - Bah! SpongeBob! 89 00:05:14,837 --> 00:05:15,970 That's you, boy? 90 00:05:15,972 --> 00:05:18,005 Why aren't you at work? 91 00:05:18,007 --> 00:05:19,273 And why are you dressed up 92 00:05:19,275 --> 00:05:21,375 like an eye-popping South Sea hula gal? 93 00:05:21,377 --> 00:05:23,978 - I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs, but I'm so busy 94 00:05:23,980 --> 00:05:25,312 taking care of these snails. 95 00:05:25,314 --> 00:05:27,781 I'll try to come in tomorrow. 96 00:05:27,783 --> 00:05:29,149 - You'll try? 97 00:05:29,151 --> 00:05:30,451 Listen up, me boy-o. 98 00:05:30,453 --> 00:05:33,253 You'll do more than try. 99 00:05:33,255 --> 00:05:35,923 - Pam! Vince! You leave Electric Ronnie alone. 100 00:05:35,925 --> 00:05:37,992 Mr. Buster, get off that shelf. 101 00:05:37,994 --> 00:05:41,462 Nothing today. Thank you, bye, Mr. Krabs. 102 00:05:45,434 --> 00:05:49,737 I can't believe that I had to do my job and SpongeBob's. 103 00:05:57,145 --> 00:05:59,113 Oh, what the—? 104 00:05:59,815 --> 00:06:04,118 Oh, it's not a cold. It's my allergies. 105 00:06:09,324 --> 00:06:10,357 Hey, lady. 106 00:06:10,359 --> 00:06:11,358 - Huh? 107 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:14,094 - SpongeBob, is that you? 108 00:06:14,096 --> 00:06:16,964 - I don't know. 109 00:06:16,966 --> 00:06:18,198 - What happened to you? 110 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:20,134 And where did all these snails come from? 111 00:06:20,136 --> 00:06:25,839 - Don't worry, I'm taking very good care of all my snails. 112 00:06:25,841 --> 00:06:28,976 - I'm not worried about them. I'm worried about me. 113 00:06:28,978 --> 00:06:31,111 I'm allergic to snails. 114 00:06:31,113 --> 00:06:32,846 - Even Gary? 115 00:06:32,848 --> 00:06:33,947 - Oof! 116 00:06:33,949 --> 00:06:36,383 One snail, I can handle, maybe even two or three. 117 00:06:36,385 --> 00:06:38,452 But this? No way. 118 00:06:38,454 --> 00:06:39,953 Just how many snails do you have? 119 00:06:39,955 --> 00:06:42,289 - I don't know. Let's count them, shall we? 120 00:06:42,291 --> 00:06:46,093 One, two, three, Mary, Donnie, Carmela, Señor Poopus, Jack, 24, 121 00:06:46,095 --> 00:06:48,796 Paul, Brenda, Sharel, Steve, one that keeps barfing on the floor, 122 00:06:48,798 --> 00:06:50,531 48, Orbulax, Vince, Mavis, Mavis Jr., 123 00:06:50,533 --> 00:06:52,766 Electric Ronnie, Diane, Pam, 97, Walter, 124 00:06:52,768 --> 00:06:54,868 Sara, Boogaloo Shrimp, 141, Viva, Tom, Ted, 125 00:06:54,870 --> 00:06:56,870 Thea, Ava, that's 164, Old Ironsides, Rhonda, 126 00:06:56,872 --> 00:06:59,506 Papa Dup, he who shall not be named, 233, Sean, Andy, 127 00:06:59,508 --> 00:07:02,509 Mr. Buster, Mrs. Buster, so I'll say 258. 128 00:07:02,511 --> 00:07:03,811 Enough! 129 00:07:03,813 --> 00:07:06,346 You have to get rid of those snails and get back to work. 130 00:07:06,348 --> 00:07:09,149 - Work? But I found my life's work— 131 00:07:09,151 --> 00:07:12,920 taking care of wayward snails. 132 00:07:12,922 --> 00:07:13,620 - That's it! 133 00:07:13,622 --> 00:07:16,023 I'm calling the Bikini Bottom officials 134 00:07:16,025 --> 00:07:19,393 so they can deal with it! 135 00:07:19,395 --> 00:07:21,295 He said, like, 258. 136 00:07:21,297 --> 00:07:24,898 Well, do something about it! That's why I pay taxes! 137 00:07:24,900 --> 00:07:27,901 Oh, my allergies are killing me. 138 00:07:27,903 --> 00:07:28,502 - Uh, hello? 139 00:07:28,504 --> 00:07:31,004 Hey, man. I'm super hungry. 140 00:07:31,006 --> 00:07:31,905 Where's my food, dude? 141 00:07:31,907 --> 00:07:36,810 - Oh, chill your gills. I'll get your food, dude. 142 00:07:40,949 --> 00:07:43,817 - Uh, not so super hungry all of a sudden, 143 00:07:43,819 --> 00:07:46,320 and also, I'm super not paying. 144 00:07:46,322 --> 00:07:49,256 - Squidward, have you lost your ever-lovin' mind? 145 00:07:49,258 --> 00:07:53,260 You cannot be sneezing all over me Krabby Patties. 146 00:07:53,262 --> 00:07:55,329 The customers don't like it, 147 00:07:55,331 --> 00:07:56,497 except for that guy. 148 00:07:57,566 --> 00:07:58,832 - That's it, I'm done. 149 00:07:58,834 --> 00:08:01,368 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, you can't abandon ship. 150 00:08:01,370 --> 00:08:03,103 I'd have to work all by meself. 151 00:08:03,105 --> 00:08:05,305 - Don't worry, it's not a problem. 152 00:08:05,307 --> 00:08:09,309 "Any idiot" can do it, right? 153 00:08:09,311 --> 00:08:11,845 - Right. 154 00:08:13,214 --> 00:08:15,282 - Well, if it's snail friends he wants, 155 00:08:15,284 --> 00:08:19,586 it's a snail friend he's a-going to get. 156 00:08:24,392 --> 00:08:26,293 Meow. 157 00:08:26,295 --> 00:08:28,629 - Oh, another little stray friend. 158 00:08:28,631 --> 00:08:30,430 What is your name, little fellow? 159 00:08:30,432 --> 00:08:33,534 - It's Patrick. Um, Meow. 160 00:08:33,536 --> 00:08:37,504 - I think I'll call you Patrick. 161 00:08:45,581 --> 00:08:48,115 - No, no, you dirty boy. You need a bath. 162 00:08:48,117 --> 00:08:52,319 - Meow, no. No! Meow. 163 00:08:55,156 --> 00:08:55,889 - Hello, please. 164 00:08:55,891 --> 00:08:59,593 - Excuse me, ma'am, but we've had some complaints. 165 00:08:59,595 --> 00:09:01,528 - No, thank you, please. 166 00:09:01,530 --> 00:09:04,231 Oh, no, Patrick, no outsidies for you. 167 00:09:04,233 --> 00:09:07,534 - Meow. Help! Meow. Help! 168 00:09:07,536 --> 00:09:10,204 - He said, "No, thank you, please"? 169 00:09:10,206 --> 00:09:11,171 What does that even mean? 170 00:09:11,173 --> 00:09:15,342 I demand you do something about those snails, now! 171 00:09:23,952 --> 00:09:26,153 Oh, this has got to stop. 172 00:09:31,492 --> 00:09:34,494 - Oh, the bad men want to take you away from me, 173 00:09:34,496 --> 00:09:36,196 but I won't let them. 174 00:09:42,037 --> 00:09:45,939 Sanctuary. Sanctuary. 175 00:09:45,941 --> 00:09:49,543 Everybody in. Everybody in! 176 00:09:57,285 --> 00:09:59,486 - SpongeBob is behind that fence, 177 00:09:59,488 --> 00:10:00,420 and he has locked the gate. 178 00:10:00,422 --> 00:10:04,024 - Oh, just quit messing around and just break down the gate. 179 00:10:04,026 --> 00:10:05,392 - Wait. Maybe there's another way. 180 00:10:05,394 --> 00:10:08,128 Get me a bullhorn. I want to talk to her. 181 00:10:08,130 --> 00:10:10,397 - Him. - Oh, right. Him. 182 00:10:10,399 --> 00:10:14,234 SpongeBob, I need you to listen to me. 183 00:10:16,304 --> 00:10:16,837 - Hello. 184 00:10:16,839 --> 00:10:19,139 - SpongeBob, my name is Bob Barnacle. 185 00:10:19,141 --> 00:10:22,309 I run the Bob Barnacle Snail Rescue Center. 186 00:10:22,311 --> 00:10:23,443 These snails all got loose 187 00:10:23,445 --> 00:10:26,346 through a hole in the fence of my snail center. 188 00:10:26,348 --> 00:10:28,515 I'm here to help the snails. 189 00:10:28,517 --> 00:10:30,350 I'm here to help you. 190 00:10:30,352 --> 00:10:31,151 - Hello. 191 00:10:31,153 --> 00:10:32,152 - I know that you mean well, 192 00:10:32,154 --> 00:10:35,022 but there's only so much one sponge can do. 193 00:10:35,024 --> 00:10:37,557 You must be very tired from all your hard work. 194 00:10:37,559 --> 00:10:42,129 My center has all the space and staff that a snail needs. 195 00:10:42,131 --> 00:10:45,499 They'll be well taken care of. 196 00:10:49,504 --> 00:10:53,674 I promise, the snails will be happy. 197 00:10:55,343 --> 00:10:56,643 Esmeralda! - Esmeralda? 198 00:10:56,645 --> 00:10:59,613 - Yes, that's her name. What did you call her? 199 00:10:59,615 --> 00:11:02,249 Señor Poopus. 200 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:04,851 So long. 201 00:11:04,853 --> 00:11:09,189 I'm going to miss you guys, especially you, Señor Poopus. 202 00:11:09,191 --> 00:11:11,158 I mean, Señorita Esmeralda. 203 00:11:11,160 --> 00:11:12,192 - You did the right thing. 204 00:11:12,194 --> 00:11:15,162 You can visit the snail center anytime. 205 00:11:15,164 --> 00:11:16,063 - Thanks, Bob. We will. 206 00:11:16,065 --> 00:11:18,398 But I'm going back to being a one-snail guy. 207 00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:20,033 That's the way I like it. 208 00:11:20,569 --> 00:11:25,639 - Don't forget to get your pet spayed or neutered. 209 00:11:25,641 --> 00:11:27,474 - Bye, SpongeBob. 210 00:11:27,476 --> 00:11:29,676 - Bye, Patrick. 211 00:11:29,678 --> 00:11:32,179 Patrick! Patrick! 212 00:11:32,181 --> 00:11:36,717 Don't worry! I'm going to adopt you! 213 00:11:52,634 --> 00:11:53,867 Squidward, is this even? 214 00:11:53,869 --> 00:11:56,136 - A little higher. 215 00:11:56,138 --> 00:11:57,404 A little to the left. 216 00:11:57,406 --> 00:11:59,906 A little more to the left. 217 00:11:59,908 --> 00:12:03,276 Ha! Perfect. 218 00:12:06,881 --> 00:12:07,914 Oh. 219 00:12:12,688 --> 00:12:16,390 - Whoa, Mr. Krabs really loves Founder's Day. 220 00:12:16,392 --> 00:12:17,624 - No, he doesn't. 221 00:12:17,626 --> 00:12:18,792 - But just look at him go. 222 00:12:18,794 --> 00:12:20,660 - This is the day he gets the patty orders 223 00:12:20,662 --> 00:12:23,463 for the big Founder's Day eating contest. 224 00:12:23,465 --> 00:12:26,299 It's the most money Krabs makes all year. 225 00:12:26,301 --> 00:12:27,334 - Oh, but it's not just that. 226 00:12:27,336 --> 00:12:30,670 Mr. Krabs has a lot of love in his heart for this town. 227 00:12:30,672 --> 00:12:31,705 - Nope, Squidward's right. 228 00:12:31,707 --> 00:12:34,374 Not only do I supply the eating contest, 229 00:12:34,376 --> 00:12:36,710 but I get to sell me profit-laden patties 230 00:12:36,712 --> 00:12:39,212 to all the hungry spectators. 231 00:12:39,214 --> 00:12:43,817 I had to grease a few wheels, but it was worth it. 232 00:12:43,819 --> 00:12:44,651 - Thanks, Krabs! 233 00:12:44,653 --> 00:12:46,420 - Sure thing, Mr. Commissioner. 234 00:12:46,422 --> 00:12:48,488 See you at Founder's Day. 235 00:12:53,629 --> 00:12:54,895 - Wonder no longer. 236 00:12:54,897 --> 00:12:57,731 You only need one. 237 00:13:01,402 --> 00:13:03,837 What do you mean "one"? 238 00:13:03,839 --> 00:13:06,840 - Didn't you see today's newspaper? 239 00:13:06,842 --> 00:13:09,209 - "No Takers for McNulty Challenge." 240 00:13:09,211 --> 00:13:11,878 Ha! What is that supposed to mean? 241 00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:13,346 - He's the current champion. 242 00:13:13,348 --> 00:13:15,982 He only needs to eat one patty to win. 243 00:13:15,984 --> 00:13:17,284 I'm ruined. 244 00:13:17,286 --> 00:13:21,421 No one wants to see a one-patty eating contest, 245 00:13:21,423 --> 00:13:23,723 least of all me wallet. 246 00:13:24,426 --> 00:13:26,560 - Hey, at least we have Founder's Day. 247 00:13:26,562 --> 00:13:30,397 - I couldn't give a sea fig for Founder's Day. 248 00:13:30,399 --> 00:13:32,499 I need sales, boy. 249 00:13:32,501 --> 00:13:33,633 Sales is what I need. 250 00:13:33,635 --> 00:13:36,536 Oh, if only there was someone dumb and hungry enough 251 00:13:36,538 --> 00:13:38,271 to take on old Oswald McNulty. 252 00:13:38,273 --> 00:13:41,641 - I'll just have 47 Krabby Patties, please. 253 00:13:41,643 --> 00:13:44,811 I had a big breakfast so I'm not that hungry. 254 00:13:44,813 --> 00:13:47,547 Squidward, did you get a new haircut? 255 00:13:47,549 --> 00:13:49,683 - Ah, dumb and hungry. 256 00:13:49,685 --> 00:13:52,652 Well, if it isn't Patrick. 257 00:13:52,654 --> 00:13:54,321 - I isn't Patrick? 258 00:13:54,323 --> 00:13:55,455 - No, no, of course you ares. 259 00:13:55,457 --> 00:13:57,023 How would you like to eat 260 00:13:57,025 --> 00:13:59,960 as many Krabby Patties as you can handle 261 00:13:59,962 --> 00:14:04,764 and restore the honor of your hometown? 262 00:14:04,766 --> 00:14:05,632 - I like the first part, 263 00:14:05,634 --> 00:14:07,567 but I don't understand the second part. 264 00:14:07,569 --> 00:14:09,970 - I'm talking about Oswald McNulty. 265 00:14:09,972 --> 00:14:13,740 He comes here every year with his big-city ways 266 00:14:13,742 --> 00:14:16,009 and his extremely relaxed throat muscles, 267 00:14:16,011 --> 00:14:20,046 and he shows us up like a bunch of rubes. 268 00:14:20,048 --> 00:14:20,780 Rubes! 269 00:14:20,782 --> 00:14:23,650 And on Founder's Day, no less. 270 00:14:24,987 --> 00:14:29,422 We need a hometown hero to make me lots of money. 271 00:14:29,424 --> 00:14:33,793 I mean, return the belt to Bikini Bottom. 272 00:14:36,431 --> 00:14:37,764 You're going up against the best, 273 00:14:37,766 --> 00:14:38,865 so you have to be the best. 274 00:14:38,867 --> 00:14:41,835 We're going to light a fire under you, boy-o. 275 00:14:41,837 --> 00:14:43,870 - Oh, no, that's going to hurt! 276 00:14:43,872 --> 00:14:46,806 - Listen up, mister. No more fooling around. 277 00:14:46,808 --> 00:14:50,443 You're here to eat and eat 278 00:14:50,445 --> 00:14:52,913 and then eat some more. 279 00:14:52,915 --> 00:14:53,647 - I like to eat. 280 00:14:53,649 --> 00:14:57,684 - Well, let's see how your tummy handles these patties, 281 00:14:57,686 --> 00:14:59,319 Mr. Likes To Eat. 282 00:14:59,321 --> 00:15:02,689 You said "tummy." 283 00:15:02,691 --> 00:15:03,557 - Tummy! 284 00:15:07,796 --> 00:15:09,696 - I like whistles! 285 00:15:09,698 --> 00:15:11,831 - Eat! 286 00:15:11,833 --> 00:15:12,866 - Oh. 287 00:15:18,973 --> 00:15:22,609 - What are you doing? You're wasting time. 288 00:15:22,611 --> 00:15:26,947 - Got to warm up my taste buds first. 289 00:15:30,452 --> 00:15:33,787 - Son, can you eat faster? 290 00:15:33,789 --> 00:15:36,523 - Oh, faster. 291 00:15:40,995 --> 00:15:42,963 - Four and a half patties in one minute? 292 00:15:42,965 --> 00:15:44,998 Why, McNulty can eat 100 in a minute. 293 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,066 But, you know, I think your teeth 294 00:15:46,068 --> 00:15:48,068 might be getting in the way a little bit there. 295 00:15:48,070 --> 00:15:50,904 - Oh, why didn't you say so? 296 00:15:50,906 --> 00:15:53,106 - Ooh, I didn't know you had false teeth. 297 00:15:53,108 --> 00:15:56,443 I don't. 298 00:15:56,445 --> 00:15:57,844 - Nah, that can't be it. 299 00:15:57,846 --> 00:15:58,712 McNulty has teeth. 300 00:15:58,714 --> 00:16:01,081 SpongeBob, let's go to the film. 301 00:16:01,083 --> 00:16:03,683 Look at that devious face, 302 00:16:03,685 --> 00:16:05,819 a face without pity— 303 00:16:05,821 --> 00:16:09,089 cold, dead eyes, like a shark's eyes. 304 00:16:09,091 --> 00:16:14,561 What is Oswald McNulty doing that Patrick Star is not? 305 00:16:14,563 --> 00:16:16,162 - His homework? 306 00:16:16,164 --> 00:16:17,831 Or maybe we should be asking, 307 00:16:17,833 --> 00:16:21,968 what is Oswald McNulty not doing? 308 00:16:21,970 --> 00:16:22,636 - His taxes? 309 00:16:22,638 --> 00:16:24,004 - You're both wrong! Or possibly right. 310 00:16:24,006 --> 00:16:26,573 I mean, I don't know much about his personal life. 311 00:16:26,575 --> 00:16:28,842 The point is, he's not tasting, boys. 312 00:16:28,844 --> 00:16:31,111 That's where Oswald McNulty has the edge. 313 00:16:31,113 --> 00:16:34,447 Those extra seconds you take to taste the patty, Patrick, 314 00:16:34,449 --> 00:16:35,282 are slowing you down. 315 00:16:35,284 --> 00:16:39,919 From now on, you must pop them in your mouth and swallow. 316 00:16:39,921 --> 00:16:41,154 - I don't get to taste? 317 00:16:41,156 --> 00:16:42,989 - This feels wrong, Mr. Krabs. 318 00:16:42,991 --> 00:16:44,524 - Stow that bilge water, bucket boy. 319 00:16:44,526 --> 00:16:46,059 We're going to need 100 more patties. 320 00:16:46,061 --> 00:16:48,762 - Okay, I'll get right on it. 321 00:16:48,764 --> 00:16:52,832 - We're going to teach this sea star a new way to eat— 322 00:16:52,834 --> 00:16:54,801 without tasting. 323 00:16:54,803 --> 00:16:57,871 No! 324 00:17:11,787 --> 00:17:16,489 Oh! 325 00:17:16,491 --> 00:17:20,026 - There he goes! - Our champion! 326 00:17:21,595 --> 00:17:23,496 - He's so dreamy! 327 00:17:23,498 --> 00:17:26,032 - Oh! 328 00:17:27,769 --> 00:17:28,735 - Come one, come all. 329 00:17:28,737 --> 00:17:29,903 This Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. 330 00:17:29,905 --> 00:17:32,839 It's a Founder's Day eating extravaganza. 331 00:17:32,841 --> 00:17:34,908 Watch your hometown hero, Patrick Star, 332 00:17:34,910 --> 00:17:37,977 take on the malevolent mouth from three towns over, 333 00:17:37,979 --> 00:17:39,612 Oswald McNulty 334 00:17:39,614 --> 00:17:42,515 and see who takes the Patty Belt. 335 00:17:42,517 --> 00:17:45,585 - Say, can my little boy ask you something? 336 00:17:46,288 --> 00:17:48,621 - Are you the brave man that's going 337 00:17:48,623 --> 00:17:52,859 to bring the belt back to Bikini Bottom? 338 00:17:57,065 --> 00:17:59,065 - Inspiring words. 339 00:17:59,067 --> 00:18:02,168 - I "hurted" my foot on the playground. 340 00:18:02,170 --> 00:18:04,938 - Yeah, yeah, that's wonderful. Move back. 341 00:18:04,940 --> 00:18:08,074 Be sure to bring your friends. 342 00:18:10,846 --> 00:18:14,781 - Dad, is that the bad man who took the belt away 343 00:18:14,783 --> 00:18:15,849 from Bikini Bottom? 344 00:18:15,851 --> 00:18:17,851 - Yes, it is, son. Boo! 345 00:18:17,853 --> 00:18:18,418 - Boo! 346 00:18:18,420 --> 00:18:20,987 - It looks like this crowd is hungry... 347 00:18:20,989 --> 00:18:22,922 for excitement, that is, 348 00:18:22,924 --> 00:18:23,890 and also possibly food. 349 00:18:23,892 --> 00:18:25,525 Any moment now, these doors will open 350 00:18:25,527 --> 00:18:29,062 on what promises to be the most dynamic patty-eating contest 351 00:18:29,064 --> 00:18:31,264 in Founder's Day history. 352 00:18:31,266 --> 00:18:35,034 - Krabby Patties, T-shirts, conical hats, 353 00:18:35,036 --> 00:18:37,637 and Patrick's choppers. 354 00:18:37,639 --> 00:18:39,205 - Today our local hero, Patrick Star, 355 00:18:39,207 --> 00:18:40,807 the courageous underdog, is going up 356 00:18:40,809 --> 00:18:43,643 against five-time belt winner Oswald McNulty, 357 00:18:43,645 --> 00:18:44,544 from three towns over. 358 00:18:44,546 --> 00:18:46,212 One can only imagine the seething tension 359 00:18:46,214 --> 00:18:47,113 boiling over right now 360 00:18:47,115 --> 00:18:48,782 between these two titans of the sport 361 00:18:48,784 --> 00:18:51,151 as they prepare for ultimate battle. 362 00:18:51,153 --> 00:18:53,686 - Hey. 363 00:18:53,688 --> 00:18:55,989 - How's it going? 364 00:18:56,824 --> 00:19:01,327 - Five short minutes to consume as many patties as they can. 365 00:19:01,329 --> 00:19:02,562 - Who's ready? 366 00:19:02,564 --> 00:19:05,031 - SpongeBob, I don't want to do this. 367 00:19:05,033 --> 00:19:05,999 - Well, then don't do it. 368 00:19:06,001 --> 00:19:07,700 I'm sure Mr. Krabs will understand. 369 00:19:07,702 --> 00:19:10,170 I smell mutiny. 370 00:19:10,172 --> 00:19:11,604 What's going on here? 371 00:19:11,606 --> 00:19:14,040 - I don't want to eat in the contest. 372 00:19:14,042 --> 00:19:16,009 It hurts my taste feelings. 373 00:19:18,947 --> 00:19:22,248 - Hmm. No problem. 374 00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:23,583 Here. - What's that? 375 00:19:23,585 --> 00:19:27,987 - That is a bill for all the Krabby Patties you ate 376 00:19:27,989 --> 00:19:30,190 during training. 377 00:19:33,995 --> 00:19:37,230 - But I didn't know I had to pay. 378 00:19:37,232 --> 00:19:38,264 - Well, I didn't know either 379 00:19:38,266 --> 00:19:41,100 until you decided you weren't doing the contest, 380 00:19:41,102 --> 00:19:44,204 and that means all your "training" patties 381 00:19:44,206 --> 00:19:47,674 just became plain eatin' patties. 382 00:19:47,676 --> 00:19:50,343 Now, if you was to do the contest, 383 00:19:50,345 --> 00:19:54,747 I might be inclined to tear up this here little bill, 384 00:19:54,749 --> 00:19:57,750 and, of course, there are all the people 385 00:19:57,752 --> 00:19:59,686 that are counting on you, son. 386 00:19:59,688 --> 00:20:03,389 - Ow, my foot. 387 00:20:03,391 --> 00:20:08,027 - Okay, I'll do it for the little boy with the hurt foot. 388 00:20:08,029 --> 00:20:10,396 - You made the right choice, kid. 389 00:20:10,999 --> 00:20:15,768 - There's the bell. And we're off and eating. 390 00:20:15,770 --> 00:20:16,769 McNulty taking an early lead 391 00:20:16,771 --> 00:20:19,005 and really going to work on those patties. 392 00:20:19,007 --> 00:20:19,873 What a dynamo! 393 00:20:19,875 --> 00:20:21,808 The little smelt from three towns over 394 00:20:21,810 --> 00:20:22,775 eating at a terrific pace. 395 00:20:22,777 --> 00:20:25,778 But what's this? Patrick Star isn't moving. 396 00:20:25,780 --> 00:20:27,080 He seems stuck at the gate. 397 00:20:27,082 --> 00:20:28,181 - What are you doing, Patrick? 398 00:20:28,183 --> 00:20:31,084 Don't make me charge you for those patties too! 399 00:20:31,086 --> 00:20:32,185 - McNulty's pressing forward. 400 00:20:32,187 --> 00:20:33,887 Looks like this is going to be a blowout. 401 00:20:33,889 --> 00:20:38,791 - Patrick, I believe in you, Patrick. 402 00:20:40,261 --> 00:20:42,228 - But wait! Patrick Star is on the move, 403 00:20:42,230 --> 00:20:43,897 and patties are starting to disappear. 404 00:20:43,899 --> 00:20:45,798 Look at that little sea star eat! 405 00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:46,866 He's inching closer to McNulty, 406 00:20:46,868 --> 00:20:48,668 and it looks like McNulty can feel the heat. 407 00:20:48,670 --> 00:20:51,170 Never has there been a more prodigious display 408 00:20:51,172 --> 00:20:52,071 of competitive eating. 409 00:20:52,073 --> 00:20:55,141 The amount of patties being consumed is astounding. 410 00:21:00,180 --> 00:21:02,048 And now, yes, yes, 411 00:21:02,050 --> 00:21:04,183 Patrick Star has matched Oswald McNulty, 412 00:21:04,185 --> 00:21:07,720 and they are tied as they come into the homestretch. 413 00:21:07,722 --> 00:21:08,755 Both eaters are now so full, 414 00:21:08,757 --> 00:21:10,290 they can barely eat, but eat they do. 415 00:21:10,292 --> 00:21:12,425 Moving so slowly now, one can't help but wonder 416 00:21:12,427 --> 00:21:16,729 if they are going to hit the patty wall at some point, 417 00:21:16,731 --> 00:21:17,964 and—and... 418 00:21:17,966 --> 00:21:19,065 both eaters have stopped! 419 00:21:19,067 --> 00:21:21,301 With only seconds left, we are tied in patties eaten, 420 00:21:21,303 --> 00:21:24,137 and neither one seems to have the room to go on. 421 00:21:24,139 --> 00:21:26,940 Oh! What's this? 422 00:21:26,942 --> 00:21:30,243 And down goes McNulty! Down goes McNulty! 423 00:21:30,245 --> 00:21:32,712 It looks like we could have a tie. 424 00:21:32,714 --> 00:21:35,815 - It's over, SpongeBob. I can't go on. 425 00:21:35,817 --> 00:21:39,886 - The taste, Patrick. Remember the taste. 426 00:21:39,888 --> 00:21:41,254 - The... taste. 427 00:21:41,256 --> 00:21:42,121 - What's this? 428 00:21:42,123 --> 00:21:44,023 Patrick Star has risen from his seat 429 00:21:44,025 --> 00:21:45,124 and is pointing to center field. 430 00:21:45,126 --> 00:21:50,029 No, wait. He's pointing to "widdle" boy with a hurt foot. 431 00:21:50,031 --> 00:21:52,231 Ladies and gentlemen, he's pointing to his mouth 432 00:21:52,233 --> 00:21:53,399 as if to indicate something. 433 00:21:53,401 --> 00:21:57,070 - Here you go, champ. You can have mine. 434 00:22:00,275 --> 00:22:03,376 - And he's eating. He's eating! 435 00:22:03,378 --> 00:22:06,980 The Great Starbino is eating! 436 00:22:06,982 --> 00:22:09,082 Patrick Star wins! 437 00:22:09,084 --> 00:22:12,218 The belt is back in Bikini Bottom! 438 00:22:12,220 --> 00:22:14,988 The belt is back in Bikini Bottom! 439 00:22:14,990 --> 00:22:19,492 - Here you go, son. You earned it fat and square. 440 00:22:19,494 --> 00:22:20,827 - Yay! 441 00:22:20,829 --> 00:22:22,061 - Congratulations, Starbino. 442 00:22:22,063 --> 00:22:24,864 So are you going to defend the belt next year? 443 00:22:24,866 --> 00:22:28,968 - No, this thing doesn't even fit. 444 00:22:28,970 --> 00:22:32,972 - Ow! My other foot.