1 00:00:03,925 --> 00:00:06,392 - I don't get it. What's an audit? 2 00:00:06,394 --> 00:00:09,328 - I don't know, let me check the rules. 3 00:00:09,931 --> 00:00:11,964 Eh, playing "Certified Public Accountant" 4 00:00:11,966 --> 00:00:13,266 isn't as much fun as I thought. 5 00:00:13,268 --> 00:00:16,502 Maybe it'll be funner if we play louder. 6 00:00:16,504 --> 00:00:19,071 - I am rolling the dice! 7 00:00:19,073 --> 00:00:21,140 Now I am moving! 8 00:00:21,142 --> 00:00:23,042 "Run spreadsheets"? 9 00:00:23,044 --> 00:00:25,244 - What does that even mean? 10 00:00:25,246 --> 00:00:27,113 - Maybe I'm supposed to run around 11 00:00:27,115 --> 00:00:29,549 with this sheet we spread on the ground! 12 00:00:29,551 --> 00:00:33,452 - Yeah, that sounds right to me! 13 00:00:38,626 --> 00:00:39,926 - Hey, Squidward, want to play 14 00:00:39,928 --> 00:00:41,294 "Certified Public Accountant" with us? 15 00:00:41,296 --> 00:00:44,697 - Oh, let me think. That sounds so—No! 16 00:00:46,534 --> 00:00:48,467 I don't think this game is ripe. 17 00:00:48,469 --> 00:00:50,336 - Yeah, maybe it got picked too soon. 18 00:00:50,338 --> 00:00:53,172 What, do you think that games 19 00:00:53,174 --> 00:00:54,540 grow on trees? 20 00:00:54,542 --> 00:00:55,408 Ha ha ha. 21 00:00:55,410 --> 00:00:57,009 - Doesn't everything grow on trees? 22 00:00:57,011 --> 00:01:00,279 - No, you ninny. Somebody makes them. 23 00:01:00,281 --> 00:01:01,047 - Makes them? 24 00:01:01,049 --> 00:01:04,217 - Yeah, somebody thinks up the game, 25 00:01:04,219 --> 00:01:05,551 then they make the game. 26 00:01:05,553 --> 00:01:07,320 - Then I could make a game? 27 00:01:07,322 --> 00:01:10,957 - No, you couldn't. You would be incapable. 28 00:01:10,959 --> 00:01:13,192 - Well, I think Patrick could make up a game. 29 00:01:13,194 --> 00:01:15,094 - The operative word there is "think." 30 00:01:15,096 --> 00:01:19,165 - Yeah. The oper-nive word is "think." 31 00:01:19,167 --> 00:01:21,701 Thanks, Squidward, I'll do it! 32 00:01:21,703 --> 00:01:23,236 - Go get 'em, Patrick. 33 00:01:23,238 --> 00:01:27,673 Double morons. 34 00:01:28,108 --> 00:01:30,977 - I invented a game! I invented a game! 35 00:01:30,979 --> 00:01:32,044 - Whoopee. Do tell. 36 00:01:32,046 --> 00:01:35,548 Well, you know how hard tic tac toe is 37 00:01:35,550 --> 00:01:38,417 and how it always takes so long to play? 38 00:01:38,419 --> 00:01:39,752 - Uh-huh. - Yeah, well, 39 00:01:39,754 --> 00:01:42,021 I made it easier and faster. 40 00:01:42,023 --> 00:01:43,522 I know I'm gonna hate myself 41 00:01:43,524 --> 00:01:46,692 for saying this, but what have you got? 42 00:01:46,694 --> 00:01:48,494 It's called "tic-tac." 43 00:01:48,496 --> 00:01:51,264 You start with two lines that are crossed, 44 00:01:51,266 --> 00:01:53,532 and then the first person puts an X, 45 00:01:53,534 --> 00:01:58,004 and then the next person puts a... 46 00:01:58,006 --> 00:01:58,638 - O. 47 00:01:58,640 --> 00:01:59,405 - Oh, yeah, an O, 48 00:01:59,407 --> 00:02:02,575 and the first person to get two in a row 49 00:02:02,577 --> 00:02:08,447 draws a line through them and says, "Tic-tac." 50 00:02:08,449 --> 00:02:11,250 You start. 51 00:02:11,252 --> 00:02:11,884 - Tic-tac. 52 00:02:11,886 --> 00:02:15,288 - Uh... Best two out of four? 53 00:02:20,528 --> 00:02:23,362 - Tic and tac. 54 00:02:23,364 --> 00:02:28,534 - I should have gone with my first idea—"tic." 55 00:02:29,202 --> 00:02:30,336 Squidward, I got a new game! 56 00:02:30,338 --> 00:02:34,106 It's called "Rock, Paper, Butter." 57 00:02:34,108 --> 00:02:36,742 - "Butter" invent a different game. 58 00:02:41,548 --> 00:02:42,782 Squidward, I got it! 59 00:02:42,784 --> 00:02:45,584 "Who's Rope is Longer?" You— 60 00:02:45,586 --> 00:02:49,488 Aw! You've played this before. 61 00:02:49,823 --> 00:02:53,526 Sandy, I've been trying to invent a game, 62 00:02:53,528 --> 00:02:57,330 but every game I invent is a failure. 63 00:02:57,332 --> 00:02:58,798 - If you want to invent a game, 64 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:00,766 you should study all the games you like 65 00:03:00,768 --> 00:03:04,070 and figure out what it is you like best about them. 66 00:03:04,072 --> 00:03:08,341 Then you can use those elements in the game you invent. 67 00:03:10,378 --> 00:03:12,378 Hmm. 68 00:03:15,615 --> 00:03:20,319 I know what to do! 69 00:03:25,793 --> 00:03:28,861 And so it begins. 70 00:03:43,244 --> 00:03:45,177 Hmm. 71 00:04:01,629 --> 00:04:04,330 It's a game. It's a game! 72 00:04:04,332 --> 00:04:10,202 Now I know what it's like to be a game maker! 73 00:04:10,404 --> 00:04:12,638 - I don't see the point of this game night. 74 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:15,307 Every game that Patrick has "invented" 75 00:04:15,309 --> 00:04:17,877 is more pointless and boring than the last. 76 00:04:17,879 --> 00:04:19,278 - This time he did research. 77 00:04:19,280 --> 00:04:22,181 - We haven't started, and I'm already bored. 78 00:04:22,183 --> 00:04:22,982 - Well, I'm excited. 79 00:04:22,984 --> 00:04:24,917 We're gonna be the first people to test out Patrick's game. 80 00:04:24,919 --> 00:04:28,554 - This is gonna be written about in the history books someday. 81 00:04:28,556 --> 00:04:31,157 - Yeah, in crayon. 82 00:04:31,358 --> 00:04:37,463 - Good evening. Please step into my Gameatorium. 83 00:04:37,465 --> 00:04:41,534 - More like a lame-atorium. Ha. 84 00:04:44,271 --> 00:04:48,274 Welcome, gamers, and behold... 85 00:04:50,178 --> 00:04:51,944 My game. 86 00:04:51,946 --> 00:04:53,345 - It's beautiful. 87 00:04:53,347 --> 00:04:56,248 Are we finished? Who won? 88 00:04:56,250 --> 00:04:57,616 - Ha ha ha! 89 00:04:57,618 --> 00:05:01,420 No, my friend. We have only just begun. 90 00:05:01,422 --> 00:05:02,855 - What's it called, Patrick? 91 00:05:02,857 --> 00:05:05,591 - Might I suggest "Garbage"? 92 00:05:05,593 --> 00:05:06,625 - What? 93 00:05:06,627 --> 00:05:09,361 - Yeah, Patrick, what's it called? 94 00:05:11,232 --> 00:05:15,401 It's called "Patrick! The Game"! 95 00:05:15,403 --> 00:05:17,603 - Wow. 96 00:05:17,605 --> 00:05:19,338 - Can we just get started already? 97 00:05:19,340 --> 00:05:20,473 I'm late for my coma. 98 00:05:21,676 --> 00:05:22,875 - All right. 99 00:05:22,877 --> 00:05:25,578 I'll explain the rules. Okay- 100 00:05:25,580 --> 00:05:28,514 Each player picks a piece to move around the board. 101 00:05:28,516 --> 00:05:31,851 The way you decide which player gets to pick their piece 102 00:05:31,853 --> 00:05:32,952 is by rolling the dice. 103 00:05:32,954 --> 00:05:34,753 To decide who gets to roll the dice first 104 00:05:34,755 --> 00:05:37,890 to see who gets the first choice of players, you have to be— 105 00:05:37,892 --> 00:05:39,758 Look, Patrick, you go, 106 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:44,763 then Sandy, then SpongeBob, then me, okay? 107 00:05:44,965 --> 00:05:46,832 - You mean for picking our player 108 00:05:46,834 --> 00:05:48,701 or for starting the game? 109 00:05:48,703 --> 00:05:49,735 - Both! - Okay. 110 00:05:49,737 --> 00:05:53,405 Now, on to rules of how to play the game. 111 00:05:53,407 --> 00:05:54,507 - I've got a great idea. 112 00:05:54,509 --> 00:05:56,342 Why don't we just start rolling 113 00:05:56,344 --> 00:06:00,513 and you can explain the game as we play? 114 00:06:00,515 --> 00:06:01,914 - Hmm... 115 00:06:01,916 --> 00:06:04,416 okay! 116 00:06:05,452 --> 00:06:08,654 Ooh. Money! 117 00:06:08,855 --> 00:06:12,691 - Yee-haw! Beachfront property. 118 00:06:14,261 --> 00:06:17,530 - Driver's license! Driver's license! 119 00:06:17,532 --> 00:06:18,731 What's that mean? 120 00:06:18,733 --> 00:06:21,000 - On your next turn, you roll 121 00:06:21,002 --> 00:06:22,401 and can move down the board, 122 00:06:22,403 --> 00:06:25,337 or you can go round the racetrack 123 00:06:25,339 --> 00:06:26,972 as many times as you rolled. 124 00:06:26,974 --> 00:06:28,541 - Oh, what should I do? What should I do? 125 00:06:28,543 --> 00:06:30,009 What should I do? - You should give me the dice, 126 00:06:30,011 --> 00:06:33,512 give me the dice, because it's my turn! 127 00:06:36,417 --> 00:06:37,316 Uh-huh. 128 00:06:37,318 --> 00:06:40,019 - You go to jail. 129 00:06:40,021 --> 00:06:42,454 - What are you in for, pal? 130 00:06:42,456 --> 00:06:45,291 - My turn! 131 00:06:45,293 --> 00:06:49,328 One, two-o-o. 132 00:06:49,529 --> 00:06:51,697 - Oh, good thing you landed on snacks. 133 00:06:51,699 --> 00:06:53,332 You must be famished. 134 00:06:55,002 --> 00:06:58,971 - Hmm, Coral Avenue. I'll buy it. 135 00:07:00,374 --> 00:07:02,541 12. I'll... 136 00:07:02,543 --> 00:07:04,076 drive the car. 137 00:07:04,411 --> 00:07:07,079 - Oh, you don't get to roll when you're in jail. 138 00:07:07,081 --> 00:07:09,448 - Well, what do I do to get out of jail? 139 00:07:09,450 --> 00:07:11,951 - You have to roll a six. 140 00:07:12,919 --> 00:07:13,452 Hey! 141 00:07:13,454 --> 00:07:15,487 You can't roll the dice when you're in jail! 142 00:07:15,489 --> 00:07:16,589 - Yeah, play by the rules. 143 00:07:16,591 --> 00:07:17,823 - Well, if the only way to get out of jail 144 00:07:17,825 --> 00:07:20,459 is to roll a six and I can't roll if I'm in jail, 145 00:07:20,461 --> 00:07:23,329 just how am I suppose to get out of jail? 146 00:07:24,365 --> 00:07:27,633 - Ah, here it is. "The guy that is in jail 147 00:07:27,635 --> 00:07:32,338 "has to stay there unless he rolls a six 148 00:07:32,340 --> 00:07:34,673 or someone says his name." 149 00:07:34,675 --> 00:07:37,743 - Fine. Someone say my name. 150 00:07:41,514 --> 00:07:44,717 - Oh, boy, you landed on do a surgery! 151 00:07:44,719 --> 00:07:47,353 Now pick a surgery card. 152 00:07:47,355 --> 00:07:47,853 - Huh. 153 00:07:47,855 --> 00:07:51,357 "Remove fin bone from player to your left." 154 00:07:51,359 --> 00:07:52,725 - What? Wait. Oh! 155 00:07:52,727 --> 00:07:55,761 But I don't have a fin bone. I'm an octopus. 156 00:07:55,763 --> 00:07:59,064 - Hush now. This won't hurt a bit. 157 00:08:01,067 --> 00:08:01,767 Got it. 158 00:08:01,769 --> 00:08:03,836 - Now sit back down, you criminal! 159 00:08:03,838 --> 00:08:05,838 - Oh, this game doesn't make any sense. 160 00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:08,807 - Sounds like someone's mad because he hasn't moved. 161 00:08:08,809 --> 00:08:11,377 - Well, neither have you. 162 00:08:12,545 --> 00:08:13,946 That's it. I've had enough. 163 00:08:13,948 --> 00:08:15,614 - Come on, Squidward! - Don't go, Squidward. 164 00:08:15,616 --> 00:08:17,416 - No, wait, Squidward! - Squidward! 165 00:08:17,418 --> 00:08:19,118 - Wait. How'd he get out of jail? 166 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:21,020 - Squidward made us say his name. 167 00:08:21,022 --> 00:08:24,056 - That was a smart move, Squidward. 168 00:08:24,058 --> 00:08:27,126 - Huh? Oh. Mm. Hmm. 169 00:08:27,128 --> 00:08:29,628 - Now you roll after me. 170 00:08:29,630 --> 00:08:32,731 Five. One, two, three, four, five. 171 00:08:32,733 --> 00:08:37,169 Um, I think I'll... 172 00:08:37,171 --> 00:08:38,771 - Race the car. 173 00:08:38,773 --> 00:08:40,139 - I'll... 174 00:08:40,141 --> 00:08:41,140 - Race the car! 175 00:08:41,142 --> 00:08:43,575 - I'll... 176 00:08:43,577 --> 00:08:44,877 race the car! 177 00:08:46,714 --> 00:08:49,848 - Oh, boy, snacks! 178 00:08:50,583 --> 00:08:52,551 Ah! 179 00:08:52,553 --> 00:08:53,585 - Jail for Squidward! 180 00:08:53,587 --> 00:08:54,887 - But I was on Snacks. 181 00:08:54,889 --> 00:08:55,821 - Tell it to the judge. 182 00:08:55,823 --> 00:08:59,725 - Could someone please tell me what we are suppose to be doing? 183 00:08:59,727 --> 00:09:00,693 What's the point? 184 00:09:00,695 --> 00:09:02,561 This entire game is completely random. 185 00:09:02,563 --> 00:09:04,196 It jumps from one thing to another. 186 00:09:04,198 --> 00:09:06,432 I don't know how you are suppose to win, 187 00:09:06,434 --> 00:09:08,901 and Patrick seems to be making up the rules 188 00:09:08,903 --> 00:09:09,868 as he goes along! 189 00:09:09,870 --> 00:09:11,503 Starving, Starving Sea Star time! 190 00:09:11,505 --> 00:09:12,905 - Starving, Starving Sea Star! 191 00:09:12,907 --> 00:09:14,873 - Starving, Starving Sea Star! 192 00:09:14,875 --> 00:09:17,109 - Okay, I'm going outside. 193 00:09:17,111 --> 00:09:19,978 - If a person declares "outsidesies," 194 00:09:19,980 --> 00:09:21,513 then everyone must go outside. 195 00:09:21,515 --> 00:09:25,050 - But I didn't say "outsidesies," I said— 196 00:09:28,121 --> 00:09:28,787 - Four. 197 00:09:28,789 --> 00:09:32,591 We are in a giggle zone. Everyone laugh! 198 00:09:36,063 --> 00:09:37,529 - Ha. 199 00:09:37,731 --> 00:09:40,666 - Two. Silly face, silly face! 200 00:09:41,602 --> 00:09:43,068 - Doi, doi, doi, doi! 201 00:09:43,070 --> 00:09:45,003 Oh! 202 00:09:47,641 --> 00:09:48,674 - Now, that's a silly face. 203 00:09:48,676 --> 00:09:51,910 - Hey, Squidward, you finally understand the rules. 204 00:09:51,912 --> 00:09:54,012 - Oh, I get the rules, all right. 205 00:09:54,014 --> 00:09:56,215 The rules are that it doesn't matter 206 00:09:56,217 --> 00:09:57,082 what anybody rolls! 207 00:09:57,084 --> 00:09:58,984 You can just make up whatever it means! 208 00:09:58,986 --> 00:10:02,988 So I could just roll the dice and say, "Automatic winner"! 209 00:10:02,990 --> 00:10:04,923 - Good job, Squidward, you won! 210 00:10:04,925 --> 00:10:06,558 - Nice play, Squidward. 211 00:10:06,560 --> 00:10:07,793 - Huh? Oh, you know what? 212 00:10:07,795 --> 00:10:09,928 You're right. That was a good play. 213 00:10:09,930 --> 00:10:11,630 - Not so fast. 214 00:10:11,632 --> 00:10:15,267 "No player may declare himself automatic winner." 215 00:10:15,269 --> 00:10:18,203 - You did it again. You made up another rule! 216 00:10:18,205 --> 00:10:21,273 This game is the worst! Stupid game! 217 00:10:28,949 --> 00:10:31,183 - Destruction of private property. 218 00:10:31,185 --> 00:10:34,153 Oh, and I see here you're a repeat offender. 219 00:10:34,155 --> 00:10:36,722 You're going to real jail. 220 00:10:36,724 --> 00:10:39,224 - Anything to get out of this game. 221 00:10:39,226 --> 00:10:40,826 Thanks, officers. 222 00:10:40,828 --> 00:10:42,027 - Welcome back. 223 00:10:42,029 --> 00:10:43,762 - Somebody say my name! 224 00:10:43,764 --> 00:10:45,230 - Game over! 225 00:11:02,115 --> 00:11:06,018 - Listen up, crew. I have an announcement! 226 00:11:06,020 --> 00:11:08,420 Bikini Bottom's new sports stadium 227 00:11:08,422 --> 00:11:12,057 will officially be named after this restaurant! 228 00:11:12,059 --> 00:11:14,860 - The Krusty Krab Stadium! Wow! 229 00:11:14,862 --> 00:11:17,930 - Soon I'll have all the concessions in the stadium. 230 00:11:17,932 --> 00:11:22,267 Paying for the naming rights will make me millions! 231 00:11:22,269 --> 00:11:25,904 - Opening day is today! Tailgate party! 232 00:11:25,906 --> 00:11:27,339 - Not for you. 233 00:11:27,341 --> 00:11:28,507 Your tails have to stay here 234 00:11:28,509 --> 00:11:31,443 and make me back some of that money I spent. 235 00:11:31,445 --> 00:11:33,445 - Hooray for Mr. Krabs! 236 00:11:33,447 --> 00:11:37,816 - While I'm gone, Squidward mans the helm. 237 00:11:39,954 --> 00:11:42,120 - Psst. Hey, Squidward. 238 00:11:42,122 --> 00:11:47,226 - Oh, Teddy, you're my favorite snuggle buddy. 239 00:11:48,796 --> 00:11:50,496 - Okay, boss, give me a job to do, please. 240 00:11:50,498 --> 00:11:54,199 - Well, why don't you clean the, uh— 241 00:11:55,168 --> 00:11:58,470 Well, you could always clean the, uh— 242 00:11:59,172 --> 00:12:01,540 Why don't you clean your own— 243 00:12:01,542 --> 00:12:02,474 Oh. 244 00:12:02,476 --> 00:12:04,943 All right, all right, um... 245 00:12:04,945 --> 00:12:07,012 clean everything one more time. 246 00:12:07,014 --> 00:12:08,347 - On it! 247 00:12:10,885 --> 00:12:12,084 - Done. More, please. 248 00:12:12,086 --> 00:12:14,019 - Two more times. 249 00:12:14,021 --> 00:12:14,653 - Done, done. 250 00:12:14,655 --> 00:12:18,257 - Ah, but did you clean down to the subatomic particles? 251 00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:21,126 I knew I missed something. 252 00:12:21,327 --> 00:12:23,328 - Done. Even the theoretical particles 253 00:12:23,330 --> 00:12:24,796 are clean, theoretically. 254 00:12:24,798 --> 00:12:26,965 - Um, I don't know. 255 00:12:26,967 --> 00:12:28,267 Why don't you just— I don't know— 256 00:12:28,269 --> 00:12:31,136 see how many things you can flush down the toilet? 257 00:12:31,138 --> 00:12:34,273 - Um, are you sure about that, boss? 258 00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:36,508 - Are you questioning my orders? 259 00:12:36,510 --> 00:12:39,011 - I hear and obey, my liege. 260 00:12:43,884 --> 00:12:46,552 What have I done? 261 00:12:46,554 --> 00:12:48,854 - How am I doing, boss? 262 00:12:49,055 --> 00:12:54,259 - This is a completely irresponsible thing to do! 263 00:12:54,827 --> 00:12:57,863 But I must admit, it looks amazing. 264 00:12:57,865 --> 00:12:59,064 - How about this? 265 00:12:59,066 --> 00:13:00,232 - Here, try this! 266 00:13:02,136 --> 00:13:03,335 - Here you go! 267 00:13:08,409 --> 00:13:11,376 - This'll go down good. 268 00:13:11,378 --> 00:13:13,211 Oops. 269 00:13:13,980 --> 00:13:15,280 - Huh? 270 00:13:20,019 --> 00:13:23,488 - That was funny. It almost looked like Mr. Krabs' safe— 271 00:13:23,490 --> 00:13:24,256 you know, the one 272 00:13:24,258 --> 00:13:26,291 with the secret Krabby Patty formula inside? 273 00:13:26,293 --> 00:13:27,893 What's really funny is that 274 00:13:27,895 --> 00:13:29,928 it was Mr. Krabs' safe, the one with the— 275 00:13:29,930 --> 00:13:33,432 Secret Krabby Patty formula inside! 276 00:13:35,468 --> 00:13:36,501 - How could you? 277 00:13:36,503 --> 00:13:37,636 - You ordered me to! 278 00:13:37,638 --> 00:13:38,604 - I didn't say the safe! 279 00:13:38,606 --> 00:13:40,272 - You didn't say not the safe. 280 00:13:40,274 --> 00:13:43,075 - Well, I order you to go get it! 281 00:13:43,077 --> 00:13:44,109 - One second. 282 00:13:44,111 --> 00:13:47,179 Employees must wash hands before leaving. 283 00:13:52,086 --> 00:13:52,884 - What have I done? 284 00:13:52,886 --> 00:13:54,987 I flushed SpongeBob down the toilet. 285 00:13:54,989 --> 00:13:57,589 Why, that's despicable, even for me. 286 00:13:57,591 --> 00:13:58,657 - All right, 287 00:13:58,659 --> 00:14:01,093 as soon as I get the fry cook out of the toilet, 288 00:14:01,095 --> 00:14:03,996 you can all have your Krabby Patties. 289 00:14:10,537 --> 00:14:11,903 Yuck. 290 00:14:11,905 --> 00:14:14,539 It's so unsanitary. 291 00:14:14,541 --> 00:14:18,610 I can't believe I'm doing this. 292 00:14:23,684 --> 00:14:26,051 - Ow! - Krabs, you old bag of shells. 293 00:14:26,053 --> 00:14:27,686 You're not gonna regret paying that money 294 00:14:27,688 --> 00:14:30,322 to have your name on this stadium I built for you. 295 00:14:30,324 --> 00:14:31,390 - I sure hope you're right. 296 00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:32,658 - Oh! - Oh, Krabs, I'd like you 297 00:14:32,660 --> 00:14:35,527 to meet Charlton Hawkfish, the famous sewer architect. 298 00:14:35,529 --> 00:14:39,931 - I designed every pipe, gasket, and cesspit 299 00:14:39,933 --> 00:14:41,600 beneath this stadium. 300 00:14:41,602 --> 00:14:43,635 Eh, hi. 301 00:14:43,637 --> 00:14:47,305 - That was weird. I had to flush the toilet twice. 302 00:14:47,307 --> 00:14:50,208 - And they call this is place a modern marvel. 303 00:14:50,210 --> 00:14:54,212 - Crupski, you told me you wouldn't cut corners 304 00:14:54,214 --> 00:14:55,247 on my plans! 305 00:14:55,249 --> 00:14:56,982 What's this? Ah! 306 00:14:56,984 --> 00:15:01,119 You've added a reducer into a 5-foot main line! 307 00:15:01,121 --> 00:15:01,987 - Your point being? 308 00:15:01,989 --> 00:15:06,191 - That pipe's too small! It'll never hold. 309 00:15:06,193 --> 00:15:07,025 - Relax, Charlton. 310 00:15:07,027 --> 00:15:10,128 Building it cheap saved a lot of money. 311 00:15:10,130 --> 00:15:12,030 - Ooh! I like that. 312 00:15:12,032 --> 00:15:12,898 - And what's this? 313 00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:15,500 The pipe is made out of cardboard? 314 00:15:15,502 --> 00:15:18,003 - Eh, corrugated cardboard. 315 00:15:18,005 --> 00:15:18,603 - Ah, relax. 316 00:15:18,605 --> 00:15:22,174 That's what my grandma's dentures are made of. 317 00:15:22,176 --> 00:15:26,144 - Aah! 318 00:15:28,614 --> 00:15:32,417 SpongeBob, are you down here? 319 00:15:36,222 --> 00:15:36,722 Yi! 320 00:15:36,724 --> 00:15:38,156 - Hiya, Squidward. 321 00:15:38,158 --> 00:15:39,257 - Eeh! Do not touch me! 322 00:15:39,259 --> 00:15:43,295 I am way out of my comfort zone. 323 00:15:43,596 --> 00:15:46,732 All right, you've been down here longer than me. 324 00:15:46,734 --> 00:15:48,767 Which way? 325 00:15:48,769 --> 00:15:50,702 - Pull my finger. 326 00:15:52,171 --> 00:15:53,238 That way. 327 00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:53,805 - Figures. 328 00:16:00,781 --> 00:16:04,082 Look at these strange etchings, Squidward. 329 00:16:04,084 --> 00:16:04,783 - Look like snakes. 330 00:16:04,785 --> 00:16:08,754 - I hope we don't run into anything like that down here. 331 00:16:10,223 --> 00:16:12,491 Hey! Over there! 332 00:16:13,092 --> 00:16:14,359 It's stuck on the pipe! 333 00:16:14,361 --> 00:16:16,461 - We need to get up there! 334 00:16:16,463 --> 00:16:19,431 Ow! Huh? 335 00:16:24,138 --> 00:16:25,804 - There it is! 336 00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:30,275 - Ah! Darn it, I missed again. 337 00:16:30,277 --> 00:16:33,445 Leapin' lampreys! 338 00:16:33,447 --> 00:16:35,046 They're biting me! 339 00:16:35,048 --> 00:16:36,748 - Well, bite 'em back! 340 00:16:37,583 --> 00:16:40,118 My eyes! 341 00:16:41,188 --> 00:16:43,622 - Hey, look, there's the safe! 342 00:16:43,624 --> 00:16:45,490 - Where? Where? 343 00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:48,493 - There it is. 344 00:16:50,631 --> 00:16:52,197 - Silencio. 345 00:16:52,199 --> 00:16:55,534 - Yay! Whoo-hoo! 346 00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:13,752 - What the— 347 00:17:13,754 --> 00:17:15,420 Sewer snake! 348 00:17:18,692 --> 00:17:21,426 - It's five minutes to halftime. 349 00:17:21,428 --> 00:17:24,296 Do you know what that means? 350 00:17:24,298 --> 00:17:26,431 Sure do, 351 00:17:26,433 --> 00:17:28,633 the Bikini Bottom-ettes! 352 00:17:28,635 --> 00:17:31,203 - The halftime wave, man! 353 00:17:31,205 --> 00:17:34,472 When every toilet flushes at once! 354 00:17:34,474 --> 00:17:36,741 The sewers can't take it! 355 00:17:36,743 --> 00:17:38,376 It's madness! 356 00:17:38,378 --> 00:17:42,614 - Okay, but you're gonna miss the cheerleaders! 357 00:17:48,689 --> 00:17:50,722 - In here! 358 00:17:52,725 --> 00:17:54,826 - Ooh, Look! "You are here." 359 00:17:54,828 --> 00:17:57,796 - Why is the diagram shaped like a giant sewer snake 360 00:17:57,798 --> 00:18:01,299 with the arrow pointing to its stomach? 361 00:18:01,301 --> 00:18:02,033 What are you doing? 362 00:18:02,035 --> 00:18:04,736 - Oh, crossing "Digested by a giant sewer snake" 363 00:18:04,738 --> 00:18:06,872 off of my to-do list. 364 00:18:06,874 --> 00:18:08,607 - Oh, that makes sense. 365 00:18:11,745 --> 00:18:14,813 Snake food! 366 00:18:17,350 --> 00:18:19,818 - Good going, Squidward. You're tickling him. 367 00:18:19,820 --> 00:18:21,186 I'll help you! 368 00:18:25,324 --> 00:18:27,559 Squidward, the safe! Squidward? Safe! 369 00:18:27,561 --> 00:18:31,296 - Don't bother me while I'm hysterical! 370 00:18:31,298 --> 00:18:32,530 Aah! 371 00:18:38,771 --> 00:18:41,373 - Oh! 372 00:18:41,375 --> 00:18:42,507 - Oh. - Ah! 373 00:18:42,509 --> 00:18:44,843 I'm alive? I'm alive! 374 00:18:44,845 --> 00:18:47,178 - I guess we're just lucky. 375 00:18:48,282 --> 00:18:50,215 - Oh, look, you found the safe. 376 00:18:50,217 --> 00:18:51,950 - Just my luck. 377 00:18:55,555 --> 00:18:56,855 - Got to go! - Oh, boy! 378 00:18:56,857 --> 00:18:58,723 Oh! Oh! 379 00:19:00,394 --> 00:19:02,527 Egads! 380 00:19:03,262 --> 00:19:06,197 Too much flushing, she's gonna blow! 381 00:19:07,901 --> 00:19:08,867 How's she holding up? 382 00:19:08,869 --> 00:19:12,804 - Sir, every tunnel is flooded except for the reducer pipe. 383 00:19:12,806 --> 00:19:14,739 - The pinch point! 384 00:19:14,741 --> 00:19:17,375 - Hmm. Is that bad? 385 00:19:19,545 --> 00:19:21,246 Huh? 386 00:19:23,583 --> 00:19:26,952 - Gaskets blown, manifold mangled, 387 00:19:26,954 --> 00:19:28,653 backflow everywhere! 388 00:19:28,655 --> 00:19:29,988 - Oh, you're overreacting. 389 00:19:29,990 --> 00:19:33,525 - You flushed it all away, Crupski! 390 00:19:33,527 --> 00:19:34,659 You two better hope 391 00:19:34,661 --> 00:19:39,564 that fail-safe I installed works. 392 00:19:46,806 --> 00:19:50,575 - Hot dogs, popcorn. 393 00:19:50,577 --> 00:19:52,377 Snorkles? 394 00:19:53,380 --> 00:19:57,916 - Good thing today was Free Ax Day at the stadium. 395 00:20:27,581 --> 00:20:31,750 This is what you get when so-called fishkind, 396 00:20:31,752 --> 00:20:35,887 in all its hubris and ignorance, stoops so low 397 00:20:35,889 --> 00:20:39,691 as to cut corners in its plumbing system. 398 00:20:39,693 --> 00:20:44,763 Extinction is the result of being cheap! 399 00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:46,398 - What a bunch of malarkey. 400 00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:51,636 - At least we didn't waken the Great Sewer Snake. 401 00:20:53,005 --> 00:20:54,406 Check that. 402 00:21:01,847 --> 00:21:02,614 Ah! 403 00:21:02,616 --> 00:21:05,683 Ah! 404 00:21:07,987 --> 00:21:09,487 - Uh-oh. 405 00:21:09,688 --> 00:21:15,393 Whoa! Ooh! Whoo-hoo! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 406 00:21:25,404 --> 00:21:29,407 - Hey, everybody, the cook's back from toilet. 407 00:21:29,409 --> 00:21:31,810 - Who's hungry?