1 00:00:03,688 --> 00:00:06,455 - Wow, another Mermaid Man reboot. 2 00:00:06,457 --> 00:00:11,527 It's how I always reimagined the reboot would be remade. 3 00:00:11,529 --> 00:00:14,663 Ooh, cold knees. 4 00:00:14,865 --> 00:00:16,932 - Oh, you say you got cold knees? 5 00:00:16,934 --> 00:00:18,601 Icy joints, Siberian patellas? 6 00:00:18,603 --> 00:00:21,670 What you need is a pair of long pants. 7 00:00:21,672 --> 00:00:22,438 - Long pants? 8 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:25,941 Well, I don't think I'm ready for long pants. 9 00:00:25,943 --> 00:00:26,642 - Nonsense. 10 00:00:26,644 --> 00:00:29,278 No fella should walk around with shiver shins. 11 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:30,279 Give yourself a leg up. 12 00:00:30,281 --> 00:00:31,080 Join the trouser troops. 13 00:00:31,082 --> 00:00:32,281 all chanting: Hup, hup, hup! 14 00:00:32,283 --> 00:00:33,983 - Don't be a slacker. Wear slacks. 15 00:00:33,985 --> 00:00:38,988 - Uh, well, I don't—uh... 16 00:00:38,990 --> 00:00:40,890 Okay! 17 00:00:42,459 --> 00:00:43,492 How do I look? 18 00:00:43,494 --> 00:00:44,427 - Excuse me, sir, 19 00:00:44,429 --> 00:00:47,363 I was just talking to a little, baby, 20 00:00:47,365 --> 00:00:49,231 schoolboy a second ago. 21 00:00:49,233 --> 00:00:50,332 About yea high. 22 00:00:50,334 --> 00:00:51,867 Wh—wh—what? It's you! 23 00:00:51,869 --> 00:00:54,770 I didn't recognize you with your mature, 24 00:00:54,772 --> 00:00:57,506 grown-up, long pants. 25 00:00:57,508 --> 00:00:59,375 - You're pulling my leg, Mister. 26 00:00:59,377 --> 00:01:01,510 I don't look like a man. 27 00:01:01,512 --> 00:01:02,678 Do I? 28 00:01:02,680 --> 00:01:03,946 - Hey, man. 29 00:01:03,948 --> 00:01:05,948 - He called me a man! 30 00:01:05,950 --> 00:01:09,985 And my knees are a perfect 72 degrees. 31 00:01:24,969 --> 00:01:27,937 - You can see who wears the pants in here! 32 00:01:27,939 --> 00:01:29,738 - Is that my daddy? 33 00:01:29,740 --> 00:01:32,007 - I wish. 34 00:01:32,009 --> 00:01:32,842 - Uh, excuse me, sir. 35 00:01:32,844 --> 00:01:34,944 That door is for employees only. 36 00:01:34,946 --> 00:01:35,911 Oh, SpongeBob. 37 00:01:35,913 --> 00:01:36,812 Hmm. 38 00:01:36,814 --> 00:01:40,349 There is something different about you today. 39 00:01:40,351 --> 00:01:42,985 You seem more able-bodied. 40 00:01:42,987 --> 00:01:45,988 - Well, must be the long pants. 41 00:01:45,990 --> 00:01:48,324 So they are! 42 00:01:48,326 --> 00:01:50,893 You run the register today. 43 00:01:51,328 --> 00:01:53,529 In the galley with you, Mr. Squidward. 44 00:01:53,531 --> 00:01:54,630 And start cooking. 45 00:01:54,632 --> 00:01:56,699 - But Mr. Krabs, why? 46 00:01:56,701 --> 00:01:58,334 - Well, just look. 47 00:01:58,336 --> 00:02:00,569 SpongeBob's got long pants on, 48 00:02:00,571 --> 00:02:03,305 and you've got... none. 49 00:02:03,307 --> 00:02:04,740 Oh! 50 00:02:04,742 --> 00:02:07,543 - Aah! 51 00:02:08,545 --> 00:02:10,346 - Oh, I could get used to this job. 52 00:02:10,348 --> 00:02:12,047 Hey, Squidward, what's on sale this week? 53 00:02:12,049 --> 00:02:15,718 - Nothing. There's never a sale. 54 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:19,054 - Squidward, how much is the senior discount? 55 00:02:19,056 --> 00:02:21,891 - There's no senior discount. 56 00:02:25,429 --> 00:02:28,564 Aah! Ooh! Aah! 57 00:02:28,566 --> 00:02:29,498 - Squidward? - What? 58 00:02:29,500 --> 00:02:32,434 - What do I do when the register is $2,000 short? 59 00:02:32,436 --> 00:02:33,769 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 60 00:02:33,771 --> 00:02:36,005 All right, all right. That's enough. 61 00:02:36,007 --> 00:02:38,541 I see it was a mistake to put you behind the register. 62 00:02:38,543 --> 00:02:43,546 You're just looking too good for such insipid, menial work. 63 00:02:44,916 --> 00:02:47,850 - You should be the maitre d'. 64 00:02:47,852 --> 00:02:49,885 Greeting customers when they come in. 65 00:02:49,887 --> 00:02:52,421 Charming the pants off of everyone 66 00:02:52,423 --> 00:02:53,956 with your long pants. 67 00:02:53,958 --> 00:02:55,991 Okay. 68 00:02:55,993 --> 00:02:58,460 Hi. How are you? 69 00:02:58,462 --> 00:02:59,395 Looking good. 70 00:02:59,397 --> 00:03:00,763 Mustard with that? All right. 71 00:03:00,765 --> 00:03:05,501 How is that patty treating you, sir? 72 00:03:05,503 --> 00:03:07,002 - Are you an angel? 73 00:03:07,004 --> 00:03:08,971 - No, merely a man. 74 00:03:08,973 --> 00:03:11,040 A man in long pants. 75 00:03:14,712 --> 00:03:17,880 - Aah! Aah! 76 00:03:17,882 --> 00:03:19,448 Aah! 77 00:03:22,920 --> 00:03:24,553 Aah! Aah! 78 00:03:24,555 --> 00:03:26,722 Oh, my precious long pants! 79 00:03:26,724 --> 00:03:27,790 - What's wrong, slick? 80 00:03:27,792 --> 00:03:28,924 You're not having trouble 81 00:03:28,926 --> 00:03:30,025 with your pants, are you? 82 00:03:30,027 --> 00:03:31,026 - Nothing like that, Mr. Krabs. 83 00:03:31,028 --> 00:03:35,064 I just don't think I'm maitre d' material. 84 00:03:35,066 --> 00:03:36,665 - Yeah, you're right. 85 00:03:36,667 --> 00:03:38,634 You're too good for this place. 86 00:03:39,837 --> 00:03:41,570 - As much as I'd hate to admit it, 87 00:03:41,572 --> 00:03:43,772 I've outgrown the Krusty Krab. 88 00:03:43,774 --> 00:03:46,475 Time for me to move on. 89 00:03:55,486 --> 00:03:56,685 - Where is he going? 90 00:03:56,687 --> 00:04:01,090 - A place called manhood. 91 00:04:03,426 --> 00:04:05,594 - Doris, I insist. 92 00:04:05,596 --> 00:04:07,096 - Don't be silly. 93 00:04:07,098 --> 00:04:08,564 - Allow me, ladies. 94 00:04:08,566 --> 00:04:09,632 I should pay. 95 00:04:09,634 --> 00:04:11,567 After all, I am a man. 96 00:04:11,569 --> 00:04:14,803 And I'm wearing... 97 00:04:14,805 --> 00:04:15,738 - What an inseam. 98 00:04:15,740 --> 00:04:19,441 - And those pleats were pretty easy on the eyes. 99 00:04:20,811 --> 00:04:21,710 - Ah, shrimp! 100 00:04:21,712 --> 00:04:25,514 Oh, dry cleaning in one hour. 101 00:04:27,817 --> 00:04:28,684 - Uh, ticket, please. 102 00:04:28,686 --> 00:04:30,052 - Has it already been an hour? 103 00:04:30,054 --> 00:04:34,089 One more time! 104 00:04:36,559 --> 00:04:39,528 Ah, yeah. 105 00:04:40,298 --> 00:04:43,565 - Congratulations, you passed your driver's test. 106 00:04:43,567 --> 00:04:44,566 - Wahoo! 107 00:04:44,568 --> 00:04:46,201 - You know, I never took 108 00:04:46,203 --> 00:04:49,004 the driver's test with long pants. 109 00:04:49,006 --> 00:04:51,640 I'll do it! 110 00:04:51,642 --> 00:04:54,843 - There goes a real man. 111 00:05:01,184 --> 00:05:03,052 - Let's try parallel parking. 112 00:05:03,054 --> 00:05:05,754 Now take it slow. 113 00:05:06,856 --> 00:05:08,190 A little faster. 114 00:05:08,192 --> 00:05:11,226 Oh! Oh! Whoa! Ugh! 115 00:05:14,931 --> 00:05:18,600 - Hey, I think I'm getting the hang of this. 116 00:05:19,602 --> 00:05:23,505 - I was gonna fail you and send you to jail, 117 00:05:23,507 --> 00:05:24,807 but because of those long pants, 118 00:05:24,809 --> 00:05:27,943 and all the blood rushing to my head, you pass. 119 00:05:27,945 --> 00:05:30,512 - I finally got my driver's license. 120 00:05:30,514 --> 00:05:31,980 - Oh, oh! Lock your doors. 121 00:05:31,982 --> 00:05:36,919 Bar your windows. It's the end of the world! 122 00:05:38,788 --> 00:05:39,621 - Help wanted? 123 00:05:39,623 --> 00:05:44,293 Now this seems like a long pants establishment. 124 00:05:48,298 --> 00:05:50,966 Today's special is a most amusing Indian Ocean 125 00:05:50,968 --> 00:05:53,902 sea grass, handpicked by indigenous prawns, 126 00:05:53,904 --> 00:05:55,104 pre-chewed by local manatees 127 00:05:55,106 --> 00:05:58,140 and then smothered in a rich, red algae. 128 00:06:01,112 --> 00:06:02,611 - Extraordinary. 129 00:06:02,613 --> 00:06:03,946 And may I add, those are very 130 00:06:03,948 --> 00:06:06,248 impressive britches you're wearing. 131 00:06:06,250 --> 00:06:07,216 - Britches? 132 00:06:07,218 --> 00:06:09,118 Oh, these old things. 133 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:09,918 - What is your name? 134 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:11,920 - SpongeBob— 135 00:06:11,922 --> 00:06:12,654 - SpongeRobert. 136 00:06:12,656 --> 00:06:16,191 - Well, SpongeRobert, how would you like to join us? 137 00:06:16,193 --> 00:06:17,659 We're going to a party. 138 00:06:17,661 --> 00:06:21,029 - Boy, would I? I love parties! 139 00:06:32,777 --> 00:06:35,177 - What are you looking for, SpongeRobert? 140 00:06:35,179 --> 00:06:37,012 - I'm looking for the party. 141 00:06:37,014 --> 00:06:39,348 - This is the party. 142 00:06:40,351 --> 00:06:41,884 - Well, where's the party hats? 143 00:06:41,886 --> 00:06:43,719 Where's the cake and the clown? 144 00:06:43,721 --> 00:06:46,021 You can't have a party without a clown. 145 00:06:46,023 --> 00:06:47,122 - Oh, SpongeRobert. 146 00:06:47,124 --> 00:06:48,223 If it weren't for your pants, 147 00:06:48,225 --> 00:06:50,859 I'd take you for the type of immature ignoramus 148 00:06:50,861 --> 00:06:53,729 that would frequent the Krusty Krab. 149 00:06:53,731 --> 00:06:55,697 Yeah. 150 00:06:56,734 --> 00:06:57,499 Hey, what's that? 151 00:06:57,501 --> 00:06:59,968 The Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy movie 152 00:06:59,970 --> 00:07:01,170 is opening tonight! 153 00:07:01,172 --> 00:07:03,305 Wow! I totally forgot. 154 00:07:03,307 --> 00:07:05,374 Hey, guys, I've got an idea. 155 00:07:05,376 --> 00:07:08,710 Let's all go to the Mermaid Man movie. 156 00:07:09,280 --> 00:07:14,183 You're incorrigible, but the cinema is a delightful idea. 157 00:07:14,185 --> 00:07:16,218 There's a foreign film at the art house 158 00:07:16,220 --> 00:07:17,686 I've been meaning to see. 159 00:07:17,688 --> 00:07:20,389 It's called, "The Table." 160 00:07:27,298 --> 00:07:28,263 - I don't get it. 161 00:07:28,265 --> 00:07:31,333 We've been staring at this table for three hours. 162 00:07:31,335 --> 00:07:33,235 That table could use a cleaning. 163 00:07:33,237 --> 00:07:33,869 - Shh! 164 00:07:33,871 --> 00:07:37,673 Some people are trying to enjoy lé cinema. 165 00:07:37,675 --> 00:07:38,440 - Oh, hey, Squidward. 166 00:07:38,442 --> 00:07:40,642 Hey, do you understand what this movie's about? 167 00:07:40,644 --> 00:07:42,377 - Nobody does. It's art. 168 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:43,312 Now sit down! 169 00:07:43,314 --> 00:07:45,047 - Hey, Squidward? - What? 170 00:07:45,049 --> 00:07:47,316 - Are you remembering to flip the patties clockwise? 171 00:07:47,318 --> 00:07:49,251 It's very important because the heat— 172 00:07:49,253 --> 00:07:52,020 - Please, sit down! 173 00:07:52,022 --> 00:07:53,422 - I'm sorry, sir. 174 00:07:53,424 --> 00:07:54,656 You're being too loud. 175 00:07:54,658 --> 00:07:57,826 I'm going to have to ask you to leave. 176 00:07:57,828 --> 00:07:59,328 - Uh, wait, Squidward! 177 00:07:59,330 --> 00:08:00,762 I'll walk you out! 178 00:08:03,701 --> 00:08:05,868 - Squidward! 179 00:08:05,870 --> 00:08:06,702 - Hey, SpongeBob! 180 00:08:06,704 --> 00:08:10,439 Y'all going to see the Mermaid Man movie with us? 181 00:08:10,441 --> 00:08:13,275 - SpongeRobert, yoo-hoo. 182 00:08:13,277 --> 00:08:14,009 Are you coming? 183 00:08:14,011 --> 00:08:16,144 We're going to drink some more coffee 184 00:08:16,146 --> 00:08:17,679 and watch the nightly news. 185 00:08:17,681 --> 00:08:21,450 - Wow, that sounds pretty grown up, SpongeRobert. 186 00:08:21,452 --> 00:08:24,887 - My pants say yes, yes, yes, 187 00:08:24,889 --> 00:08:26,688 but my heart says no. 188 00:08:26,690 --> 00:08:28,457 I wanna see the Mermaid Man movie. 189 00:08:28,459 --> 00:08:31,093 Now you really sound like 190 00:08:31,095 --> 00:08:34,930 one of those nitwits that frequents the Krusty Krab. 191 00:08:34,932 --> 00:08:37,466 - Not only am I one of those nitwits, 192 00:08:37,468 --> 00:08:39,334 I actually work there! 193 00:08:40,404 --> 00:08:44,006 - Ugh! A peasant in long pants. 194 00:08:44,008 --> 00:08:46,108 - Social-climbing sponge. 195 00:08:46,110 --> 00:08:46,708 - Poser! 196 00:08:46,710 --> 00:08:49,444 - Let's leave this bottom-feeder. 197 00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:50,279 - Attaboy! 198 00:08:50,281 --> 00:08:52,347 I got you a ticket just in case. 199 00:08:52,349 --> 00:08:54,349 Really? 200 00:08:57,788 --> 00:09:00,822 - I'm sorry, you can't come in. 201 00:09:00,824 --> 00:09:02,424 This movie is too silly 202 00:09:02,426 --> 00:09:06,828 for a cultivated gentleman of your pant length. 203 00:09:06,830 --> 00:09:09,364 House rules. 204 00:09:09,366 --> 00:09:09,965 - What? 205 00:09:09,967 --> 00:09:12,901 "Rated for those in knee-highs only"? 206 00:09:12,903 --> 00:09:15,804 Oh, I hate these pants! 207 00:09:27,217 --> 00:09:28,784 Get off! 208 00:09:31,021 --> 00:09:32,354 Aah! Oh! 209 00:09:34,925 --> 00:09:36,191 Ah, now I know I'm an adult, 210 00:09:36,193 --> 00:09:41,530 because I've been ripped off by these defective pants. 211 00:09:44,301 --> 00:09:46,368 - What's going on? 212 00:09:46,370 --> 00:09:47,769 How pathetic. 213 00:09:47,771 --> 00:09:51,907 A man in long pants crying. 214 00:09:53,143 --> 00:09:56,345 Mr. Krabs, why aren't you watching the movie? 215 00:09:56,347 --> 00:09:57,412 - How can I watch the movie 216 00:09:57,414 --> 00:10:00,048 with all this blubbering going on out here? 217 00:10:00,050 --> 00:10:03,852 - Oh, Mr. Krabs, I'm not ready for long pants. 218 00:10:03,854 --> 00:10:05,320 I want my short pants back, 219 00:10:05,322 --> 00:10:08,824 but I can't because these are stuck on me. 220 00:10:08,826 --> 00:10:12,094 - Oh, for Pete's sake. 221 00:10:14,163 --> 00:10:15,397 Sorry about the legs, boy. 222 00:10:15,399 --> 00:10:17,032 It's okay. 223 00:10:17,034 --> 00:10:19,801 I'm a sponge, remember? 224 00:10:19,803 --> 00:10:21,069 Well, good! 225 00:10:21,071 --> 00:10:24,072 Then I want you back on the grill tomorrow morning. 226 00:10:24,074 --> 00:10:26,808 And if it makes you feel any more manly, 227 00:10:26,810 --> 00:10:30,178 you can do your grilling outdoors. 228 00:10:30,180 --> 00:10:31,113 - Sounds great! 229 00:10:31,115 --> 00:10:33,915 And I'll be driving to work. 230 00:10:33,917 --> 00:10:35,150 - Wait a minute! 231 00:10:35,152 --> 00:10:36,918 Oh, no, you don't. 232 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:39,054 Not with those short pants. 233 00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:47,829 - I don't know what that was all about, 234 00:10:47,831 --> 00:10:50,065 but I'm glad it's over. 235 00:11:02,980 --> 00:11:04,046 - What you see before you 236 00:11:04,048 --> 00:11:06,348 is the culmination of my lifelong dream. 237 00:11:06,350 --> 00:11:08,617 A place of my own where I can work out 238 00:11:08,619 --> 00:11:10,552 every day, any time I want. 239 00:11:10,554 --> 00:11:12,154 Larry's Gym! 240 00:11:16,994 --> 00:11:18,026 - Ow! 241 00:11:18,028 --> 00:11:19,061 - Looking out at this sea 242 00:11:19,063 --> 00:11:21,263 of flaccid muscles and sagging flesh, 243 00:11:21,265 --> 00:11:23,065 frankly, I'm disgusted. 244 00:11:23,067 --> 00:11:24,199 Aww. 245 00:11:24,201 --> 00:11:26,334 - Therefore, I'm opening the gym 246 00:11:26,336 --> 00:11:28,370 to everyone in Bikini Bottom. 247 00:11:28,372 --> 00:11:30,172 Yeah! Whoo-hoo! 248 00:11:30,174 --> 00:11:32,674 - For the price of a lifetime membership. 249 00:11:32,676 --> 00:11:34,009 Aww. 250 00:11:34,011 --> 00:11:36,545 - But today, everything is free! 251 00:11:36,547 --> 00:11:37,579 Yeah! 252 00:11:37,581 --> 00:11:41,149 - Shape us and mold us in your image. 253 00:11:42,052 --> 00:11:43,685 - You're the lobster, Larry. 254 00:11:43,687 --> 00:11:44,619 The alpha lobster. 255 00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:47,622 - Well, I don't know if I'd say that. 256 00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:51,026 - Oh, I filled out a membership form. 257 00:11:51,028 --> 00:11:52,227 - Ooh. 258 00:11:52,229 --> 00:11:53,061 - Me too. 259 00:11:53,063 --> 00:11:54,663 - What's in that pink box? 260 00:11:54,665 --> 00:11:57,032 - Uh, doughnuts, sir. 261 00:11:57,034 --> 00:11:59,167 - "Dough nut" bring those in here! 262 00:11:59,169 --> 00:12:01,136 In the meantime, enjoy yourself 263 00:12:01,138 --> 00:12:04,005 because your first visit is free. 264 00:12:04,007 --> 00:12:07,509 - Is it true that everything is free? 265 00:12:07,511 --> 00:12:08,643 - That's right, sir. 266 00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:11,079 For your first visit, we— 267 00:12:11,081 --> 00:12:11,713 Hello? 268 00:12:11,715 --> 00:12:14,249 In conclusion, I'm at your service 269 00:12:14,251 --> 00:12:20,355 to turn anyone, anyone, into a rippling heap of muscle glory! 270 00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:26,261 - Boy, I've got my work cut out for me. 271 00:12:26,263 --> 00:12:28,563 The doors are automatic. 272 00:12:28,565 --> 00:12:30,332 Just step on the mat. 273 00:12:30,334 --> 00:12:32,267 - Oh! 274 00:12:35,706 --> 00:12:37,305 Here. 275 00:12:37,307 --> 00:12:39,141 - Ah, thanks, Larry. 276 00:12:39,143 --> 00:12:40,208 - Ugh. 277 00:12:41,478 --> 00:12:42,711 - Uh, what are you doing? 278 00:12:42,713 --> 00:12:45,247 - You said everything was free. 279 00:12:45,249 --> 00:12:46,715 No, no. 280 00:12:46,717 --> 00:12:49,050 Your first visit is free. 281 00:12:49,052 --> 00:12:52,087 - So what you're saying is, if I never leave, 282 00:12:52,089 --> 00:12:54,122 it'll be free forever! 283 00:12:55,492 --> 00:12:57,793 - Time to go live the dream. 284 00:12:57,795 --> 00:13:01,096 Right after I file this paperwork. 285 00:13:01,098 --> 00:13:04,199 I didn't think there'd be so much of it. 286 00:13:04,201 --> 00:13:06,768 - Excuse me, Larry, I was just working out 287 00:13:06,770 --> 00:13:09,704 and I was wondering, is this normal? 288 00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:10,505 - Aah! 289 00:13:10,507 --> 00:13:12,240 Even your cramps have cramps. 290 00:13:12,242 --> 00:13:15,210 You need to follow my number one rule: 291 00:13:15,212 --> 00:13:17,345 always be hydrating. 292 00:13:17,347 --> 00:13:18,413 - Fine. 293 00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:25,220 Gee, Larry, you think I'll ever be as strong as you? 294 00:13:25,222 --> 00:13:27,522 - Sure! What kind of a gym owner would I be 295 00:13:27,524 --> 00:13:31,459 if I couldn't take a puny, squishy, lump like you? 296 00:13:31,461 --> 00:13:32,494 Squishy. 297 00:13:32,496 --> 00:13:36,431 - What I'm saying is, I can make you a man. 298 00:13:36,433 --> 00:13:37,132 - Hooray! 299 00:13:37,134 --> 00:13:39,568 - I'm gonna make you my personal project. 300 00:13:39,570 --> 00:13:43,505 Of course, you'll have to sign up for a lifetime membership. 301 00:13:43,507 --> 00:13:45,073 - I'm ready! 302 00:13:47,177 --> 00:13:52,180 - That reminds me, you need to start hydrating right now. 303 00:13:54,184 --> 00:13:55,750 Yes, sir. 304 00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:59,821 - And remember, always be hydrating! 305 00:13:59,823 --> 00:14:01,723 - Okay, I will. 306 00:14:01,725 --> 00:14:03,225 - That's what I like to see. 307 00:14:03,227 --> 00:14:04,693 Come on, we'll finish those later. 308 00:14:04,695 --> 00:14:06,761 - Good, 'cause I was really crashing there, 309 00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:08,463 signing those papers. 310 00:14:08,465 --> 00:14:10,532 "Feeling the burn," is that what you call it? 311 00:14:10,534 --> 00:14:11,466 I heard angels singing. 312 00:14:11,468 --> 00:14:13,301 Beautiful angels. That's normal, right? 313 00:14:13,303 --> 00:14:16,271 - It's Larry! King of the gym! 314 00:14:17,674 --> 00:14:18,573 - Oh, you guys. 315 00:14:18,575 --> 00:14:22,811 I'm just an ordinary alpha lobster doing his job. 316 00:14:22,813 --> 00:14:23,712 Towel boy! 317 00:14:23,714 --> 00:14:26,414 Polish this crown for me, will you? 318 00:14:26,416 --> 00:14:27,482 - Hey, join us, boy. 319 00:14:27,484 --> 00:14:31,786 Oh, I can't believe I'm allowed to lift these 320 00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:37,325 really heavy pieces of metal for free. 321 00:14:37,327 --> 00:14:39,728 Oh. 322 00:14:41,298 --> 00:14:42,497 Free. 323 00:14:42,499 --> 00:14:43,465 - I don't know, Larry. 324 00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:46,334 I'm not good at lifting things. 325 00:14:46,869 --> 00:14:50,906 Aah! Aah! Ow! 326 00:14:50,908 --> 00:14:53,642 Ooh! 327 00:14:53,644 --> 00:14:55,644 Aah! 328 00:14:58,849 --> 00:15:00,649 Ow! 329 00:15:01,617 --> 00:15:02,517 - Let me see. 330 00:15:02,519 --> 00:15:06,621 I may have something that'll work for you. 331 00:15:06,623 --> 00:15:08,423 Here we go. 332 00:15:08,425 --> 00:15:12,260 Cotton swabs, cotton balls. 333 00:15:12,262 --> 00:15:15,830 Here, try this on for size, Hercules. 334 00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:20,769 Aah! 335 00:15:20,771 --> 00:15:21,937 How am I doing? 336 00:15:21,939 --> 00:15:23,338 - Pathetic. 337 00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:24,906 - Look, Larry, I'm hydrating. 338 00:15:24,908 --> 00:15:28,276 Oh, I am hydrating so much. 339 00:15:28,278 --> 00:15:32,247 - Yeah, I've got another idea, SpongeBob. 340 00:15:32,249 --> 00:15:34,683 Come with me. 341 00:15:35,451 --> 00:15:36,718 First thing tomorrow morning, 342 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:39,821 this is gonna be where I lead my exercise class. 343 00:15:39,823 --> 00:15:41,790 - I'll be there. - That's the spirit. 344 00:15:41,792 --> 00:15:44,759 And we're going to get you started early. 345 00:15:44,761 --> 00:15:46,528 Let me see some crunches. 346 00:15:48,565 --> 00:15:52,367 - The only thing I want to see in your mouth 347 00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:53,735 is that water bottle. 348 00:15:53,737 --> 00:15:55,470 Now, what did I tell you? 349 00:15:55,472 --> 00:15:57,272 Always be hydrating! 350 00:15:57,274 --> 00:15:59,708 Now I'll show you some crunches. 351 00:16:02,312 --> 00:16:03,244 - Oh, I can do that. 352 00:16:03,246 --> 00:16:05,380 That's what I do when I laugh. 353 00:16:06,783 --> 00:16:09,784 Only now I'll do it on my back. 354 00:16:11,788 --> 00:16:14,422 - Could you do it without the laugh? 355 00:16:14,424 --> 00:16:15,724 - I won't lie to you, Larry. 356 00:16:15,726 --> 00:16:18,293 Probably not. 357 00:16:18,295 --> 00:16:19,327 - Whatever works, I guess. 358 00:16:19,329 --> 00:16:21,997 Keep up with that and most importantly— 359 00:16:21,999 --> 00:16:24,566 - Always be hydrating. 360 00:16:25,869 --> 00:16:27,535 Okay. 361 00:16:27,537 --> 00:16:30,905 I have a lot of paperwork to catch up on. 362 00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:33,541 - Free towels, free towels! 363 00:16:33,543 --> 00:16:35,710 Free towels, free towels! Free! 364 00:16:35,712 --> 00:16:37,812 - Do you have to do that in front of me? 365 00:16:37,814 --> 00:16:39,547 - Yes. Yes, I do, 366 00:16:39,549 --> 00:16:41,816 because I sincerely want to thank you 367 00:16:41,818 --> 00:16:44,819 for a truly life-changing experience. 368 00:16:44,821 --> 00:16:49,357 Sucker! 369 00:16:50,994 --> 00:16:53,361 - Nice potbelly! 370 00:16:53,363 --> 00:16:55,263 - Potbelly? 371 00:16:56,533 --> 00:16:58,967 Oh, I forgot all about my protégé. 372 00:17:01,338 --> 00:17:04,839 Oh, my Neptune! 373 00:17:04,841 --> 00:17:06,574 - Again with this! - I have had it. 374 00:17:06,576 --> 00:17:09,811 - Come on, already. - What's taking so long? 375 00:17:10,814 --> 00:17:13,481 - Aah. Oh. 376 00:17:13,483 --> 00:17:14,015 Oh. 377 00:17:14,017 --> 00:17:17,752 Aww, that's gonna come out of my paycheck. 378 00:17:20,524 --> 00:17:22,824 - My legs! 379 00:17:22,826 --> 00:17:24,592 I'm okay. 380 00:17:24,594 --> 00:17:27,295 Slightly less okay. 381 00:17:27,297 --> 00:17:29,731 - SpongeBob! 382 00:17:29,733 --> 00:17:30,398 - Yeah? 383 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:32,067 - What are you—whoa, you've been working out. 384 00:17:32,069 --> 00:17:34,436 - Yeah, I hope you got some glue for me 385 00:17:34,438 --> 00:17:36,704 because I am ripped! 386 00:17:41,745 --> 00:17:43,511 Oh, I'm late for the gym. 387 00:17:43,513 --> 00:17:45,747 Can you cover for me in the kitchen, Squidward? 388 00:17:45,749 --> 00:17:47,582 - Yes. Anything, you meathead. 389 00:17:47,584 --> 00:17:51,019 Just go before you destroy the place. 390 00:17:56,759 --> 00:17:58,326 - Larry? - Ugh. 391 00:17:58,328 --> 00:18:01,029 - Gee, Larry, you've really let yourself go. 392 00:18:01,031 --> 00:18:01,996 - With all this paperwork, 393 00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:04,399 I haven't had any time to do my crunches. 394 00:18:04,401 --> 00:18:07,001 The only thing I've been crunching is numbers. 395 00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:10,105 But I'm gonna get back in shape. You'll see. 396 00:18:10,107 --> 00:18:12,040 - Yeah, Larry, sure you will. 397 00:18:12,042 --> 00:18:14,576 - SpongeBob, tell me the truth. 398 00:18:14,578 --> 00:18:16,811 Do I have a potbelly? 399 00:18:16,813 --> 00:18:20,048 - I—no, Larry, don't be silly. 400 00:18:20,050 --> 00:18:23,384 You don't have a potbelly. 401 00:18:23,386 --> 00:18:24,085 - Ugh. 402 00:18:24,087 --> 00:18:28,523 See you in exercise class, I guess. 403 00:18:31,962 --> 00:18:33,528 - Oh, boy! Free soup! 404 00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:37,031 Little heavy on the salt. 405 00:18:38,902 --> 00:18:41,035 - Oh, he'll be here. Don't worry. 406 00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:43,571 Larry made me the man I am today. 407 00:18:43,573 --> 00:18:44,806 - Oh, look at that. - Oh, wow. 408 00:18:44,808 --> 00:18:47,742 - He taught me just do stuff you always do 409 00:18:47,744 --> 00:18:49,477 but do it on your back. 410 00:18:49,479 --> 00:18:50,945 Laugh on your back. 411 00:18:56,119 --> 00:18:59,087 Walk on your back. 412 00:19:00,757 --> 00:19:03,424 And don't forget, always be hydrating. 413 00:19:03,426 --> 00:19:06,761 That means drink plenty of water. 414 00:19:06,763 --> 00:19:08,696 Ah. 415 00:19:08,698 --> 00:19:10,398 - I hope Larry's okay. 416 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:11,299 While we're waiting, 417 00:19:11,301 --> 00:19:14,135 I guess we can ride bicycles on our backs. 418 00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:22,610 - Hmm. 419 00:19:23,612 --> 00:19:27,081 - Hey, Larry, thanks for all the free steam. 420 00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,850 Sucker. 421 00:19:39,862 --> 00:19:43,164 Oh, what's the use? 422 00:19:46,670 --> 00:19:49,904 Ah, who am I kidding? 423 00:19:49,906 --> 00:19:51,639 - You wanted to see me, sir? 424 00:19:51,641 --> 00:19:55,176 - Yeah, look, uh, you're obviously 425 00:19:55,178 --> 00:19:57,545 the alpha male at the gym now, 426 00:19:57,547 --> 00:20:00,114 and I'm just a shell of my former self. 427 00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:01,216 - I hear ya, Larry. 428 00:20:01,218 --> 00:20:03,518 I just want to get back to the Krusty— 429 00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:04,886 - I need you to take over. 430 00:20:04,888 --> 00:20:06,854 You're a natural leader, SpongeBob. 431 00:20:06,856 --> 00:20:09,157 You should be in charge of the fun stuff 432 00:20:09,159 --> 00:20:10,892 while I sit here in the reception area 433 00:20:10,894 --> 00:20:13,895 slowly getting fatter and paler until I die. 434 00:20:13,897 --> 00:20:15,697 - It sounds great. 435 00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:18,600 - Oh, Larry, look at me. 436 00:20:18,602 --> 00:20:21,936 I'm too big to work the grill anymore. 437 00:20:21,938 --> 00:20:23,004 That makes me sad. 438 00:20:23,006 --> 00:20:26,007 - Come over here and give me a bro hug. 439 00:20:26,009 --> 00:20:27,008 - You mean a "brug"? 440 00:20:27,010 --> 00:20:28,843 - I don't wanna call it that. 441 00:20:28,845 --> 00:20:30,245 - Here's to our new lives. 442 00:20:30,247 --> 00:20:33,781 Our terrible, terrible, new lives. 443 00:20:37,587 --> 00:20:39,020 Oh, whoa, what happened? 444 00:20:39,022 --> 00:20:41,889 - Dude, you were just over hydrated. 445 00:20:41,891 --> 00:20:43,825 Those weren't real muscles. 446 00:20:43,827 --> 00:20:44,959 They were water muscles. 447 00:20:44,961 --> 00:20:47,495 - Larry, your "brug" was so super strong, 448 00:20:47,497 --> 00:20:49,864 it took the water muscles right out of me. 449 00:20:49,866 --> 00:20:50,999 - Don't say "brug." 450 00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:53,568 Brug. 451 00:20:59,541 --> 00:21:03,011 - SpongeBob, laughing on my back was just what I needed. 452 00:21:03,013 --> 00:21:05,647 You're a pretty good instructor after all. 453 00:21:05,649 --> 00:21:10,585 Oh, boy, the way you laugh really gets on my nerves. 454 00:21:12,589 --> 00:21:15,556 - The very next evening... 455 00:21:18,995 --> 00:21:22,830 - Well, that was the last customer, SpongeBob. 456 00:21:23,232 --> 00:21:24,299 - Oh, what a great day. 457 00:21:24,301 --> 00:21:26,668 - And you know why it was a great day? 458 00:21:26,670 --> 00:21:30,238 Because Krabs never even showed up. 459 00:21:31,307 --> 00:21:33,908 - Huh? 460 00:21:33,910 --> 00:21:35,543 What is that smell? 461 00:21:35,545 --> 00:21:39,747 Mr. Krabs, how long have you been in there? 462 00:21:40,816 --> 00:21:41,883 - I think I'm done. 463 00:21:41,885 --> 00:21:45,119 Would you mind rubbing a little butter on me?